Hi, Chrissy Casters. Are you ready? I asked you to ask me anything, and you did in droves.
I have been swamped by amazing questions, both deep and funny and superficial and saucy, and I am going to be working through them one by one with the help of my new best friend forever. You're going to get to know where. She's going to be an integral part of the Christy Cast. Her name is Rachel So.
Hello, Rachel Hello.
So We're gonna do this similar to the last one. You're just gonna throw some questions at me. I'm going to see where it goes.
What do you reckon?
Already? Set go? Girlfriend? Who swears more? You're Jane Hall? Me?
Absolutely me, and I wish I could be more like her. She's so classy and her swearing has so much more effect because just occasionally she'll drop in a what a fuck with and then it's really got some weight. She Jane Hall, would never use the seaword though, and I don't either, but I have used it.
She would would never have come out of her mouth. She's a good girl, all right.
Hers family that's a sad name. And I hope that you own a funeral company.
Haha.
I have asked, did you know the correct term for our nether region is actually volva and not vagina.
Yes, I do know that, but it's a hard habit to get out of. And I stay with vagina because if I say volva, it feels like I know that it's correct, but it feels like you know those people that go, hey, do you want to go to Madrid? Hey, what about what about two weeks in Ebitha?
Do you know what I mean?
It's like, yes, we know how to pronounce it, but because it's not commonly, you you sound a bit like a wanka if you're if you always refer to the volver.
Yeah, but also which bit of you referring to, because you could be like, well, also my labia.
Yes, I know, but the general when we talk about a vagina, we are talking about the vulv because unless we're talking about the internal workings, and we get that. I get that, But do you know what I mean by the right term?
Oh? Yeah, I also call it a vagina.
Even though we all know it's a volver or a for china or a for heater for heat, or.
A vagina or a bechina badge JITs JITs, Yeah.
Ginagina, I like to name it to that.
Post birth, I had a spray and it was called sprits. My vegets that's where JITs come from. It's parent am spring the JJ. I like that for JJ. Yes? Alrighty, moving on, moving on from vaginas and how appropriate this next question has an eggplant emoji in it. Duchess of so and so? Did you realize Nancy Reagan was famous for giving blowjobs?
I did not. I want to know how we know that?
Who is telling that story and backing it up with facts?
Yeah? Also, wasn't that like an ex prime minister's i mean president's wife.
Yes, Ronald Reagan.
Ronald Reagan was a you know, he was the first famous president, you know, not unlike the one that we've got now in America, Donald Trump. But yes, Nancy Reagan. Look, of course it's a very natural thing to do. Most couples will do it. But to be famous for it, no, I didn't know that.
Hmmm, can't be that famous then?
Ah.
Now this person's almost stolen your name. The name's Chrissy Tips. Oh do you think you should be with a woman because men are so shite? I think it often.
That is an interesting question. I do not think men are shite. I know good ones. I know almost exclusively good ones.
In fact, I've just thrown that almost in But I'm trying to think of a man, a bad man that I personally know, and I can't think of it. I may have been lucky, but I can only talk from my perspective, and I don't think men a shit. I'm not a man hater. So there's sort of two parts to that question. Do I think I should be with a woman? I have plenty of women in my life and I can't live without them, But the same goes for the men in my life. Hey, I've just noticed your glasses.
They're really good. Thanks the aviator. It's the way of the future. What do you think of that question?
Right?
Look, as someone who has explored my sexuality very young, obviously, and is attracted to women, I think it's not something that you should try just because you dislike the experiences you've had with the same gender. There is many things like being pan sexual, where you're attracted to someone regardless of their gender. Maybe you're bisexual, you're attracted to both genders. Other genders as well.
How do you know what sexuality you are? That's my question.
Knowing specifically what sexuality you are that is a choice. So you choose how you identify. That's all you know, the identity conversation.
So you're not born, you don't think you're born.
I'm born if feeling things. But how I decide to say that to the world, that's up to me. So I have an innate attraction to women. I also I'm literally attracted to anyone that is not a which means they are still the same gender that they were assigned at birth. Heterosexual men, right, anything else, absolutely, But there is something about even the nicest cisgendered heterosexual man. I can appreciate that they can be good looking and that
sort of thing. Do I want to ever be in a romantic or physical relationship with them?
No? So when you use the word I'm attracted, what does that mean for you?
It means if I look at that person, I would consider being sexual with them or because there's two attractions, there's romantic attraction and then there's physical attraction. So physical attraction obviously, I look at you, I go, Okay, you're a good looking person. Do I would it that ever? Go beyond just acknowledging that you're good looking, yes or no, that's sexual attraction, right, And then there's romantic attraction.
And what's romantic attraction?
When you love someone and you it's like that whole soulmates thing as well, and it can be your best friends. And that's why so many people fall in love with their best friends and then live happily ever after because they've actually just got they've got a romantic attraction, but they don't have a sexual attraction.
And that's okay, right.
And if you find your unicorn that you have both a romantic and a sexual attraction too, you've nailed it, okay. But I feel like there's a lot of marriages, a lot of relationships out there who maybe have one or the other and not both or none or none.
Or neither exactly.
Next question is from SZ. Shazar. I presume Chaza Hall or Shazar Hall.
Shazar.
Chris is one. Where is the craziest place you've ever done the deed?
Well, you will not be surprised if you know me at all, to know that I've never done the dead in a crazy place, never, not.
Even in a swimming pool.
No Ah, Yes, is that a crazy place. Does that look at me?
Go?
I feel like anywhere outside of the bedroom, for some people could be classed crazy.
Thank you for that, because I would kitchen bench No, no, aha, I'm gonna say yes, yeah, I feel like that is possible when you're young, dumb and free.
Like, what else are you gonna do?
Maybe not even when I'm young, dumb and free, you know, maybe more recently. Right, So, pool and kitchen, kitchen and.
Pool, Yes, I love it. Why are you so cool?
Oh my god, I am the least cool person that has ever existed. There is nothing about me that's cool, nothing, nothing.
I disagree.
No. Cool people are like, you know, being snapped with avant garde haircuts in front of media walls, and you know, driving fancy cars. I got a hybrid.
I'm missing a toenail.
You know. I wear all the same underpants. I haven't washed my hair in I'm going to counter it. Do you know how long sixteen days have not? My bathroom is a mess. But I've got to do with being cool. I've got drool stains on my pillow. I am not cool. I cooked curried sausages last night. There's some in the fridge.
You should have some Can I tell you why you're cool?
Sure?
You have reinvented the bum bag to the point in which I now see people out walking their dogs, out on the street in the shopping center wearing bum bags again, and they will own belly bags.
It's about the confidence. It's about going this works for me. Give a fuck if you like it or not.
Confidence is cool and you've got that. Also, I think you're a cool mom, Like you could be daggy, but you're still cool.
I am so daggy.
Your kids get to you know, do cool things go on too barley with them?
And can I tell you hanging out Here's that you say that that's coming from the outside one of my favorite quotes that my kids have ever said. And I really, I really regret not keeping a book going because some of them are nuggets. Like you can't believe kid was about six years old. I think we just come home from a backstage tour of Yo Gabba Gabba where I.
Was on stage.
Dancing with that main guy right well as a surprise for the kids.
As a surprise for the kids, they.
Were in the audience and Mum came out and danced with their hero because you know, kids are hot on something for a while, and for a while it was Yo Gaba Gabba. That was it. On the way home, Kit was in the back seat and he goes, our life is so dull apart from the snacks. Ah, And I just thought, there you go, focus on snacks.
You don't have to dance with the guy from Yo Gabba Gabba. And there is my life lesson.
Well, you've nailed the snacks. I have nailed snacks, and can I also just this one. This is for Chris's children. Having a mother who can cook well and so many different things is the greatest blessing in life. And when you move out of home, you'll realize how much you appreciate it.
Every time I throw something on that table, I go, in my mind, you're going.
To miss this.
There's going to be a day you're going to miss this. Yeah, yeah, Leo is going to be devastated. Yes, last weekend, I said to him, are you hungry and you're making something? Goes, yeah, yeah, I'm just making something. He came out with a plate of little tiny bleanies with cram fresh fresh deal and home cured gin salmon, and I just looked at him. I thought, that's not going to be happening in the sharehouse when you're twenty four years.
He won't even remember to buy toothpaste. I know, guaranteed. I love that.
And that's it for another round of the very special series of Ask Me Anything that your questions. I'm just answering them here on the Chrissy Cast live from the Compound. Now I need to rest, and I'll be back with more answers as soon as I possibly can.