The Therapy Session... | Everton 2-0 Chelsea Review
Louis, Tobes and Tom discuss the spiralling circle of a dumpster fire that is currently Chelsea Football Club.
Dec 11, 2023•31 min
The Chelsea Echo
Chelsea are back and so is The Chelsea Echo with a fresher look about it than after you make a trip to Louis' barber chair.
Louis Beneventi and Tom Masters are joined by Daniel Childs in a new look to the foundations of the worst five-a-side team ever... plus special guests throughout the season to make up those numbers to offer their irreverant takes on Chelsea and their progress under Enzo Maresca.
Episodes drop every Friday throughout the 2024/25 Premier League season... if Louis can make it on time and isn't hung over. Thursday night drinks are a killer.
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Episodes
This isn't Chelsea... | Everton 2-0 Chelsea Voicenote Review
Everton 2-0 Chelsea. Two trips up north. Two awful performances. Three blokes who are slowly giving up.
Dec 10, 2023•7 min
Toffees for Christmas? Chelsea head to the North-West to face off with Sean Dyche's boys | Everton Preview
Listen to Tom and Louis discuss the upcoming fixture against Everton. It can't get worse, can it?
Dec 08, 2023•24 min
Wasn't great? Worse than not great... | Manchester United 2-1 Chelsea Review
"Palmer's goal was like a plaster to the gaping hole to the head..." - Tom Masters, 2023 Couldn't put it better. Tobes is voice is still gone, so just Louis and Tom this episode. Let's rip this off like Tom sorts his bikini line...
Dec 07, 2023•32 min
Diabolical. Wayward. Chelsea. | Manchester United 2-1 Chelsea Voicenote Review
Jesus. This was awful. We thought Newcastle was bad, but this was sickening. Here’s the boys instant reactions…
Dec 06, 2023•4 min
The Double Gameweek Ruling | Premier League Spoilers
PL Spoilers is back for a double gameweek! A lot can change in that time, and Tobes needs it to...
Dec 05, 2023•20 min
No Mount, no problem | Chelsea vs Manchester United Preview
Chelsea head up to Manchester midweek, and Tobes is hitting to road to get there. But before that, Tom and Tobes settle in with Producer Jordan to talk about the big fixture this week...
Dec 05, 2023•28 min
The sun is shining on Stamford Bridge and Enzo Fernandez | Chelsea 3-2 Brighton Review
A win is a win, 3 points in the bag but how long can it last? The boys discuss VAR, Chelsea's Argentine Star-Boy and the direction of CFC.
Dec 04, 2023•22 min
No more Seagull Shaggers | Chelsea 3-2 Brighton Voicenote Review
Putting those pesky birds in their place in West London. Levi, Enzo, 3 Points.
Dec 03, 2023•3 min
The El Crapico Ruling | Premier League Spoilers
Desmonds, safety predictions and the birth of El Crapico/El Shitico. Oh yes. Spoilers is so so back.
Dec 02, 2023•15 min
"The annoying little brother..." | Chelsea vs Brighton Opposition Preview w/Ryan Adsett
It's the game we claim not to care about, but there's no doubt Ryan got under Louis' skin in this one... Louis is joined by Ryan Adsett from Seagulls Social ahead of the clash at Stamford Bridge on Sunday afternoon, and the elephant in the room is discussed... Where did Brighton's high horse come from?
Dec 01, 2023•32 min
Woolworths, Blockbuster and the Brighton Preview
The game where we want Chelsea to bounce back is here. Chelsea take on Brighton at Stamford Bridge, and the boys chat through the fixture, but also reminisce about Blockbuster, Woolworths, Heelies and flame-shirts at school discos. Not to mention creating Chelsea's dream signing: Columbia's U3 captain...
Dec 01, 2023•28 min
That Newcastle one we rip off like a plaster | Newcastle 4-1 Chelsea Review
No Fog on the Tyne. Just f***ed on it. Welcome to The Chelsea Echo review and come with us on this journey of depression, Gregg's and red cards...
Nov 27, 2023•29 min
“Our worst game of the season…” | Newcastle 4-1 Chelsea | Voicenote Review
Well that wasn’t good at all. Further than expected. One step forward, two steps back? The boys give you their instant match reaction…
Nov 25, 2023•4 min
Backings, sackings... Crack-ings? | Premier League Spoilers
Manscaping with The Chelsea Echo. Just waiting for the sponsorship from a certain brand that put money on everyone that we won't name for obvious reasons.... But it's not manscaping we're doing. It's predicting the results in the Premier League which Louis seemed to go full-blown Nostradamus on before the International Break. Can he continue his streak or will Tom pull away again? We've given up on Tobes trying to pull it back. Underdog stories are shit.
Nov 25, 2023•20 min
It's a great year to be a Geordie... | Newcastle vs Chelsea Opposition Preview (feat. The Magpie Channel)
Welcome to Newcastle. Where the drink is cheap, the kebabs are greasy, and the Greggs' are endless... Or that's what you might think. We take a deep dive into being a Newcastle fan this year with Matty Renton, BBC columnist and presenter for The Magpie Channel, and talk about the game a little bit as well... Make sure to check out The Magpie Channel on all platforms!
Nov 24, 2023•17 min
The one where you have to put Ant's balls in your mouth | Newcastle vs Chelsea Preview
No. More. International. Breaks. Well until March at least... WE'RE BACK and heading to THE TOON. If you didn't do the accent in your head, you're boring and need to get a grip. Anyway, we dissect the fixture and discuss Tom's trip to Glastonbury next year, as well as why going out until 4:30am on a Wednesday is a bad idea... See you in the pod x
Nov 23, 2023•32 min
The one where we played a second all-timer in a week | Chelsea 4-4 City Review
Jesus. We've finally caught our breath. After a stint in A+E, specifically the perfect extras for Holby City or Casualty, the lads have finally managed to sit down and dissect what can only be described as an all-timer... Settle in, grab a drink, stiff or soft, cold or hot, and get ready for an all-timer...
Nov 13, 2023•33 min
Cole. F***ing. Palmer | Chelsea 4-4 Man City Voicenote Review
Need we say anything else? We were straight in the pub to calm the nerves. My god.
Nov 13, 2023•5 min
The Managerial Sacking Rule | Premier League Spoilers
Spoilers is back... Well we hope it is. We were awful last week.
Nov 11, 2023•26 min
The one where we host City before ANOTHER IB...
After last week's unlikeliest of outcomes against Spurs (Talking about how brave they were for playing a high-line with 9 men of course...), we take on top of the league again but in the form of the likeliest of leaders in Manchester City. More importantly though we rank our Champions League of Pringles and our Spider-sense capabilities. But that's just because we've accepted our fate...
Nov 10, 2023•50 min
The one where Poch struck back (AKA Return of the Pochettino) | Tottenham 1-4 Chelsea Review
And breathe. 5 goals, 5 disallowed goals, 2 red cards, a hat-trick. My god. We'll give you some time to catch your breath whilst we break it down for you
Nov 07, 2023•24 min
Poch vs Ange, Spurs vs Chelsea | Opposition Preview (feat. WeAreTottenham TV)
Ahead of the big game to finish off an unbelievable weekend of football, Louis is joined by the lads from WeAreTottenham TV to dissect the big game, and Pochettino's return to The Tottenham Hotspur Stadium...
Nov 06, 2023•37 min
New Month Haaland Bounce | Premier League Spoilers
Premier League Spoilers. New month. New start. Haaland back. Means Tobes can get a comeback? Course not.
Nov 04, 2023•22 min
The one when Poch strikes back | Tottenham vs Chelsea Preview
What's going on guys, welcome back to TCE! This week it's a full house! Jordan is back in the production suite, Tobes is doing Movember and Louis and Tom are... Here. Ahead of the big game on Monday night, the lads have a bumper weekend of content ahead for you, starting with the preview tonight and Spoilers as usual, followed by a full opposition breakdown pod on Sunday. Strap in.
Nov 03, 2023•49 min
"Job DONE!" | Chelsea 2-0 Blackburn Rovers | Voicenote Review
Your instant reaction pod is back before we settle in for a big chat! Chelsea advance in the cup, the boys give their takes, and you can hear Poch's thoughts on the importance of the cup and having Reece James back in contention....
Nov 01, 2023•8 min
That Blackburn Preview | Chelsea vs Blackburn in EFL Cup
Welcome to TCE guys! We're back for your preview of Chelsea vs Blackburn in the cup, and hoping to progress! Louis and Tom talk about the game, dissect all of the relevant stats, but more important talk about THOSE "streets won't forget" Blackburn ballers...
Oct 31, 2023•29 min
The one with the Chelsea 0-2 Brentford Loss... Again.
Welcome back to The Chelsea Echo and welcome to your review of Chelsea losing to Brentford at Stamford Bridge for the third time in a row. Just Louis and Tom this week, so settle in and... Enjoy? #CFC #CHEBRE #EPL
Oct 30, 2023•36 min
"One step forward, two steps back..." | Chelsea 0-2 Brentford | Voicenote Review
Well, that was deflating. Not what we wanted to start a new series on, but here we are. Welcome to Voicenote Reviews where we give you our match reaction as soon after the game as we can! This will be our little tidbit to tide you over until our full GCSE frog dissection post-game and our reactions. This week, we were also fortunate enough to be in the press room to get Poch's reaction post-game, and even squeeze in a question of our own. Take a listen...
Oct 29, 2023•17 min
Tobes is in a sex swing | Premier League Spoilers #4 (feat. Garry Hayes)
Louis and Tobes are joined by Garry to look forward to the Premier League weekend, and talk about the anatomy of sex swings. Plus guess some results...
Oct 28, 2023•21 min
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