Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 1st season of The 100. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be aboard the Ark or Noah's Ark? CENTER CHAT! Send us an audio message! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri...
Mar 09, 2022•25 min•Season 3Ep. 14
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of The 100. Michael has a hard on for Henry Ian Cusick, Dave hates Bellamy with a passion, and both of them wanted to see Octavia get taken down by the water snake, if you know I'm what sayin'. All's well that ends without Wells, right? That's a joke about Wells dying, because everything else was too dark to see. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Check out Eastern C...
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 13
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Aquamarine and Stephanie and Rachel from Steph and Rach Aren't Funny quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be a mermaid or a unicorn? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri...
Feb 23, 2022•22 min•Season 3Ep. 12
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the mid 2000's preteen girl movie about a mermaid--Aquamarine. Fellow podcaters Steph and Rach from Steph and Rach Aren't Funny joined to quiz the guys on the middle. Dave admits he laughed at one part--sad, and everything else just makes Michael Mer-MAD. But the guys understand the story so well that they're planning a sequel--The Leonard Story. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com ...
Feb 16, 2022•58 min•Season 3Ep. 11
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 1st season of Downton Abbey. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be aboard the Titanic or fight in World War I? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri...
Feb 09, 2022•23 min•Season 3Ep. 10
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season (Series? Silly Brits) of Downton Abbey. Bates has a leg up for being Michael's favorite character (which is astonishing given the state of his leg). An interesting wrinkle is that the Dowager Countess is Dave's favorite character--because she's an interesting wrinkle. All jokes aside, the guys both love the show--who would have known?! Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail....
Feb 02, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 3Ep. 9
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Pee Wee's Big Adventure and Matt Kelly quizzed them on the middle. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather win the Tour de France or save a bunch of animals from a burning pet store? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri...
Jan 26, 2022•24 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 80's romp Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Lovable geek Matt Kelly joins the guys to spout facts about the movie and quiz them on the middle. Matt reminisces about his childhood, Dave does his best Pee Wee impression, and Michael just wants to connect everything to Freddy Got Fingered--what else is new. One thing they all agree on is that kids on bikes are the worst. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecenterc...
Jan 19, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 2nd season of The Witcher on Netflix. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: What video game do you want to see made into a TV series? What animal-man hybrid do you want to be? And, what 3 dead people do you want on your dream palace guest list? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Host your website with: Pair Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Log...
Jan 12, 2022•27 min•Season 3Ep. 6
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of The Witcher on Netflix. It took 75 episodes, but the boys are back to the dark and twisted world full of monsters, mages, and made up creatures. The names are still ridiculous, the eyes are even more cartoonish, and the nerdery is at an all time high. Strap in, load up your plate with some deer/wolf sushi, and enjoy! Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us o...
Jan 05, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 5
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of Home Sweet Home Alone and their wives quizzed them. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Which house would you rather break into--The McCallister's or the Mercer's? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri...
Dec 29, 2021•27 min•Season 3Ep. 4
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the Disney+ holiday blunder Home Sweet Home Alone. Its a Christmas extravaganza! Wives Ashley and Emily joined the show to quiz the guys on the middle that they didn't watch. Its yet another Hollywood remake...wait...is this a sequel? Is it trying to be the same movie or a different movie? Or is Max The Grinch? Are WE The Grinch? You can put all the best comedic actors in a movie, but that doesn't make it heartwarming. It makes it heartwo...
Dec 22, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 3Ep. 3
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the 4th season of Outlander. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Who would you rather have as a father--James Fraser or Frank Randall? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Make shipping easier with Stamps.com ! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme NEW Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri...
Dec 15, 2021•29 min•Season 3Ep. 2
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the fourth season of Outlander. We're back again for the season premiere of our third season of our little show. Wowzers. We're in American now, bitches! People die, people get sexually assaulted, and Claire and Jamie just can't not have sex while all the bad stuff is happening around them...what else is new? But remember, digital assault is still assault! Enjoy! Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercut...
Dec 08, 2021•1 hr 32 min•Season 3Ep. 1
Michael and Dave close out the second season of the podcast with the 2nd annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards. So many choices, so little time. Share your favorite memories from the second year and buckle up for another insane new season coming your way in two weeks! We truly do appreciate all of your support throughout the year and can't wait to put more stuff in your ears. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Faceboo...
Nov 17, 2021•26 min•Season 2Ep. 45
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the trippy Under the Silver Lake with the legendary Shotyme. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather have 10 parrots or 1 skunk? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Make shipping easier with Stamps.com ! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri...
Nov 10, 2021•25 min•Season 2Ep. 44
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the parrot-filled wtf-fest Under the Silver Lake. Renaissance man Shotyme joined the show to quiz the guys on the middle that they didn't watch. Is the parrot saying Murderer? Sarah? Hollywood? Bollywood?! It could literally be anything--maybe that's the point. So, load up your pockets with dog biscuits and come swim to death under it all. Thanks for listening, and stay tuned for Season 3 coming soon! Send your feedback and new episode id...
Nov 03, 2021•58 min•Season 2Ep. 43
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of You. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be stalked by a stranger or somebody you know? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Make shipping easier with Stamps.com ! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri...
Oct 27, 2021•21 min•Season 2Ep. 42
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of You on Netflix. Penn Badgley, tries in vain to hide his forehead veins and make Beck's life better. Instead he settles on letting her nap--a dirt nap! Benji is everything that is wrong with America/white people, and Claudia is almost as bad of a mom as that Sleepaway Camp aunt. Oh, and FUCK Ron. Man...turns out EVERYBODY sucks. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com F...
Oct 20, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 42
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the prosthetic penis delivery method Boogie Nights. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather have Mark Wahlberg's face or Dirk Diggler's penis? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Snag an awesome travel bag from Db ! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri...
Oct 13, 2021•26 min•Season 2Ep. 41
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 70's porn period piece Boogie Nights. We've said "penis" hundreds of times the past 68 episodes, but this one takes the cake. What do you want from us?! Mark Wahlberg has bad hair, William H. Macy is incredible, and Doc Ock just loves crack and Rick Springfield. All the fun is punctuated with the largest dong we've ever seen (Leprechaun from Leprechaun 4: In Space thankfully kept his hidden)! Thanks for listening! We love food. We lov...
Oct 06, 2021•44 min•Season 2Ep. 40
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third season of Outlander. They just can't get enough! Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather live in Scotland or Jamaica? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Snag an awesome travel bag from Db ! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook | Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri...
Sep 29, 2021•23 min•Season 2Ep. 39
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third season of Outlander. Third time's a charm, baby! Claire won't let go of the past, Frank won't let go of trying to touch Claire, and the crazy Alligator man and his people won't let go of the dude who beat the crazy lady with a stick. Geilis' body DOES let go of her head. Woof. And, one thing's for certain--the British are cumming. Enjoy! Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com F...
Sep 22, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 38
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the INSANE Midsommar with Punchline bassist and fellow podcaster Chris Fafalios. But this episode has nothing to do with the movie and more to do with Chris' podcast: One Hit Thunder. Go check out the full episode anyway, if you haven't, and then decide: What are YOUR Top 3 One Hit Wonders? CENTER CHAT! Slice up the competition, and your dinner with Misen Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on T...
Sep 15, 2021•29 min•Season 2Ep. 37
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the bat shit crazy Midsommar. Jagoff of all trades (his words) Chris Fafalios joins the guys to fawn over the movie and quiz them on the middle. Chris hates fake phone numbers, Dave is mad about the laptop's screen saver not turning on, and Michael's dreaming about animal penises yet again. One thing is for certain, this is one they (and hopefully YOU) surely won't forget. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to ...
Sep 08, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 2Ep. 36
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the too many boat scene havin' second season of Outer Banks on Netflix. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather date John B or JJ? CENTER CHAT! We love food. We love Hello Fresh ! (Code: HFAFF80 Offer: $80 Discount ($50 - $20 - $10) Including Free Shipping on First Box!) Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook| Youtube| Instagram | Podcast...
Sep 01, 2021•23 min•Season 2Ep. 35
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of the attractive teen (who aren't really teens) Netflix show Outer Banks. From the roofs of the Bahamas to a boring, dirty boat, we traverse many...nope, thats it, thats all we see in our episodes and boy does it make our undercarriages sweaty just thinking about it. John B is even older, Sarah's breasts *somehow* expanded in size, Kiera is a little more disgruntled, Pope is a tiny bit braver, and definitely dirtier, and ...
Aug 25, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 34
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the star-studded Tarantino classic True Romance. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you rather be a drug dealer or a call girl? CENTER CHAT! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Snag an awesome travel bag from Db ! Follow us on Twitter | Facebook| Youtube| Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri...
Aug 18, 2021•25 min•Season 2Ep. 33
Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the star studded 90's flick True Romance. Many famous actors loaded the cast, however, only a couple of them graced the ends. Christian Slater's end graced the screen, we got to hear a preview of the Lion King soundtrack, and holy jeez were there a lot of feathers. And if only one thing is for certain, Michael and Dave would both fuck Elvis. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to thecentercutcast@gmail.com Snag ...
Aug 11, 2021•58 min•Season 2Ep. 32
Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of Manifest. Go check out the full episode if you haven't and then decide: Would you want to know your death date? CENTER CHAT! Even though you may find out its curtains for you and your life, head to Blinds.Com! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: thecentercutcast@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter | Facebook| Youtube| Instagram | Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri...
Aug 04, 2021•25 min•Season 2Ep. 31
