EP70 Geostorm
Cameron and Aaron discuss the way too expensice Geostorm and watch faceless CGI nobodies die to absurd CGI over the top weather
Nov 19, 2017•1 hr 37 min
The Catastrophe Section
The Catastrophe Section is a podcast about bad movies. Join Aaron and Cameron in their quest to watch and rant about some of the stranger, less well known bad movies.
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Episodes
Ep68 Superbabies Baby Geniouses 2
Cameron and Aaron finish out Sequel September with one of the worst movies ever made. Also, why do these babies want to fuck?
Oct 18, 2017•1 hr 32 min
Ep67 Smurfs 2
As part of Sequel September, Cameron and Aaron watched the smurfs 2
Oct 03, 2017•1 hr 15 min
Ep66 Hard Ticket To Hawaii
Cameron , Aaron, and Pseudo Aaron all gear up for "Women Are Objects: The Movie" not to mention the whole cancer snake thing
Sep 05, 2017•1 hr 37 min
Ep65 The Country Bears
Cameron, Aaron, and Glen watch the 2002 cinematic sigh that is The Country Bears.
Jul 19, 2017•1 hr 45 min
Ep64 Die Another Day
Cameron, Aaron, and Pseudo-Aaron watch the most ridiculous of bond movies. The sexism is rampant, the power glove is present, and space lasers shoot at ice palaces. Also madonna is in this and did the theme, which is terrible.
Jun 04, 2017•1 hr 55 min
Ep63 Disorderlies
Cameron, Aaron, and Sean watch a fat boys vehicle/cash-in where the bad guy plot makes no sense, the weird 80s attitude towards sex is abundant, and Coke and Dominos ads are baked in.
Apr 24, 2017•1 hr 53 min
Ep62 Swept Away
Cameron, Aaron, and Pseudo Aaron accidentally watched a rape movie with Madonna. oh boy was it tone deaf and awful and none of the characters are likable in any regard.
Mar 29, 2017•2 hr 10 min
Ep61 Suburban Commando
work life balance... from space! Cameron, Aaron, and Sean talk about Hulk Hogan literally being a space man who is told he works too much and to take a vacation after an assassination. He proceeds to drink antifreeze, assault mimes, and achieve sexual climax while surrounded by children and playing an arcade game which smokes and surrenders to him afterwards.
Mar 03, 2017•1 hr 21 min
Ep60 Ed
Cameron, Aaron and Glen watch a monkey play baseball and drive a drunk Matt LeBlanc home in splendid cartoon fashion.
Jan 30, 2017•1 hr 59 min
Ep59 RIPD
Cameron, Aaron, and guest Glen watch some high budget Hollywood garbage, where in the only meaningful take away is Jeff Bridges saying lap-dancing and just garbling all of his lines. Also Ryan Reynolds is there kind of.
Jan 10, 2017•2 hr 15 min
Ep58 Santa Clause 3
Cameron and Aaron dig into this christmas movie all about work/life balance and getting to the meeting at the end. Once more Tim Allen plays a guy getting a paycheck.
Dec 22, 2016•1 hr 39 min
Ep 57 Nine Lives
Cameron, Aaron, and Sean watch a live abortion in the form of 2016's Nine Lives. Imagine the live action Garfield movies, and lower the quality by about 30% and you have one of the move phoned in, by the books family comedy of the century.
Dec 07, 2016•1 hr 41 min
Ep56 The Greasy Strangler
Cameron and Aaron go on a journey through a world of grease with The Greasy Strangler, and come out the other end bemused and amazed. The question of everyone's minds now it, do you like oily grapefruit?
Nov 16, 2016•1 hr 36 min
Ep55 Evan Almighty
Cameron, Aaron, and Pseudo Aaron attempt to discuss the sequel to Bruce Almighty, wherein Steve Carell is noah and... a congressman? Normal family comedy beats are trod, with a heap of god slapped on top for good measure. iTunes: http://apple.co/24DSheX Stitcher: http://bit.ly/1yzhgdy Facebook: http://bit.ly/1SYOhuv Email us at catastrophesection@gmail.com
Nov 03, 2016•1 hr 39 min
Ep54 Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
Cameron and Aaron watch some classic bad horror with A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge. Chalk full of homoerotic subtext, and campy kills, not to mention the best 50s dad accompanied by the 'clean your room' subplot
Oct 25, 2016•1 hr 27 min
Ep53 Charlie's Angels Full Throttle
Welcome to butts the movie! There are asses, explosions, and... choreographed dance sequences? Cameron, Aaron, and Pseudo Aaron watch the Charlie's Angels sequel, because we hate ourselves. Listen to our seething hate and vitriol, because we all love schadenfreude.
Oct 03, 2016•1 hr 45 min
Ep52 Joe Somebody
Cameron, Aaron, and special guest Sean are back in this episode of Catsex, wherein we discuss the 2001 Tim Allen failure that is Joe Somebody. One of the most checklisty, trope filled messes we've seen and we love it for its insanity laden predictability.
Sep 08, 2016•1 hr 51 min
Ep51 Movie 43
Cameron, Aaron, and Sean watch the entire genre of comedy get aborted and obliterated in this unwatchable terrible compilation of "funny" sketches acted by some of the best actors in the business. Unfortunately, nothing can save this historically bad mess of a film. Man, do I hate this movie.
Aug 30, 2016•1 hr 35 min
Ep50 The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas
Cameron, Aaron, and returning guest Pseudo-Aaron delve deep into the Gravel-verse with the Flintstones prequel.
Aug 01, 2016•1 hr 53 min
Ep49 Cat In The Hat
Cameron, Aaron, Glen, and Sean bang our heads against the wall that is The Cat in the Hat. over, and over, and over again we watch even more trashy family comedies... I think we have a problem or 5.
Jul 08, 2016•1 hr 54 min
Ep48 The Garbage Pail Kids Movie
Cameron, Aaron, Glen, and Pseudo Aaron all make the horrible awful decision to watch the Garbage Pail Kids Movie, and good christ is it just unwatchable filth. Let's never speak of this again.
Jun 23, 2016•1 hr 51 min
Ep47 Miami Connection
Cameron, Aaron, and Sean watch a bunch of tawkwondo guys in a synth-rock band beat up some motorcycle ninjas. Just another day at catsex
Jun 03, 2016•1 hr 25 min
Ep46 Ghosts Can't Do It
Cameron, Aaron, and returning Pseudo-Aaron discuss the plot by the great arch druid Scott to kill fausto and possess his body to pleasure his wife. By the way, Scott's a ghost and killed himself after a heart attack made his penis not work. so you know he has a great grip on reality.
May 13, 2016•2 hr 8 min
Ep45 Supergirl (1984)
Cameron and Aaron discuss that one time where Supergirl got her own movie and fought with a witch over a boy and fights her all time worst enemy, construction equipment!
May 04, 2016•1 hr 51 min
Ep44 The Bounty Hunter
Cameron Aaron and Sean have a calm, civil discussion on the merits of this 2010 comedy. Oh, except for the genital talk, weird smash mouth breaks, and the general stupidity that comes along with an episode of catsex
Apr 12, 2016•1 hr 46 min
Ep43 Real Rob Part 2
Cameron and Aaron finish this shitshow known as Real Rob. And lo, a wave of peace swept the land as our suffering comes to a brief end... at least until the next crap we have to watch.
Mar 21, 2016•1 hr 59 min
Ep42.5 Razzie Awards
Cameron, Aaron, and guest Phidlynn discuss the 'winners' of the Razzies. Who won? Who cares. More everybody loves raymond!
Mar 10, 2016•1 hr 2 min
Ep42 Real Rob Part 1
Cameron and Aaron gorge themselves on Rob Schneider's netflix show, Real Rob. A brand new episode of Everybody Loves Raymond transpires
Feb 22, 2016•2 hr 18 min
Ep41 Furry Vengeance
Cameron and Aaron dig through some dadsploitation with a family comedy with animals who apparently don't talk
Feb 02, 2016•2 hr 3 min
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