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The Captain's Log

The Whatnautswww.thewhatnauts.com
The Captain’s Log is a podcast from The Whatnauts where we can talk about all the pop culture news that has caught our attention, share stories from our lives, and get into all kinds of shenanigans. We play games, talk about the movies and TV shows we are watching, and have a great time just hanging out.
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Episodes

A Notable Amount of Butter

Episode 65. Melissa is back this week! And she is here to tell us all about butter burgers. Oh, and butter cows. We also talk about fonts and why they are so small in Blade Runner 2049. The TSA has banned coke cans shaped like thermal detonators… and more! Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Sep 04, 20191 hr 2 minSeason 2Ep. 65

Spider-Man’s Out, Moon Knight’s In

Episode 64. This week, Jess joins the party in Melissa's absence and we hear all about her recent camping trip. But of course, we have to get to all the crazy Spider-man news of the week. Spidey is out of the MCU and D23 is just getting started as we recorded this episode. We briefly talk about a few of the initial announcements from D23, but I am sure we will have more to talk about next week as well. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Aug 27, 201948 minSeason 2Ep. 64

The Curious Case of The Cautious Poop

Episode 63. Halloween is coming, Fall is almost here, as we are definitely excited. We talk about potential costumes we could wear this year, as well as the comics and tv shows we have been watching recently. Melissa talks about Wilkinweek, and Kyle is very confused about a certain case of poop on the ground. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Aug 19, 20191 hr 28 minSeason 2Ep. 63

A Snack For Ninjas

Episode 62. Oh the joys of Cotton Candy and your silent snacking ways. This week we talk about everything from bad luck to the Titans season two teaser. We even dive into to the incredible plan for what to do when the Queen of England dies. Seriously, it's ridiculous the amount of detail that goes into. Unfortunately, everyone knows the secret code now. Oh well. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Aug 12, 20191 hr 27 minSeason 2Ep. 62

Immortals and Time Travelers

Episode 61. If you were immortal, would you adhere to typical beauty standards? Or would you just let yourself go and dress wacky? After covering Titans s1 on The Review Show, Melissa continues watching the other DC Universe original shows such as Doom Patrol. Let's talk about it! Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Aug 07, 20191 hr 29 minSeason 2Ep. 61

Marvel Phase 4 Madness

Episode 60. Last week we left off on a cliff hanger! Kyle promised a story about how he won an archery competition and Melissa is dying to hear it. Plus Jess Bever joins us and we discuss all of the new Marvel MCU phase 4 news that came out of San Diego comic-con. Here we go! Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Jul 29, 20191 hr 47 minSeason 2Ep. 60

The Magic Department

Episode 59. The Trees at Melissa's office just up and disappeared. We imagine a dystopian office space where desk time is a valuable resource and is traded and used to barter with. But what if offices also had magic departments?? That would be wild. All that and more on this week's episode! Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Jul 22, 20191 hr 40 minSeason 2Ep. 59

Purple Is A Mix of Red And Blue

Episode 58. This one goes out to all the Lads out there. Kyle, our resident "Nice Lad" recounts his adventures to target and acquiring the Crunchy Mint M&M's he's longed for. And that Zach Galifianakis meme is revealed to be… Robert Redford!? He would have gotten away with it too if it wasnt for those meddling kids! Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Jul 15, 20191 hr 24 minSeason 2Ep. 58

A Sci-fi Dystopian Steakhouse

Episode 57. What if you took Logan's Roadhouse and mixed it with Logan's Run? I think we are on to something here. A Sci-fi Dystopian Steakhouse if you will. Brilliant. Anyways, Kyle finally reports about his favorite robots. And Melissa shares a story about making a mixed CD for a boy from her school. You all are in for a treat! Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Jul 08, 20191 hr 31 minSeason 2Ep. 57

Goku, This is Boston

Episode 56. This week Melissa reports back about the Supernatural Circus she went to and Kyle talks about his superhero origin story. Goku gets shown around Boston. Plus we ask, does the world really have The Walking Dead fever still, even with the comic ending? Find out! Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Jul 04, 20191 hr 26 minSeason 2Ep. 56

Our Favorite OTP’s

Episode 55. We get down to the juicy questions on this episode and discuss our favorite OTP's. What is an OTP? That's what Kyle wanted to know and Melissa had to school him on some fandom basics. Also, Kyle is excited about Neon Genesis Evangelion coming to Netflix so we talk about some of our favorite robots. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Jun 24, 20191 hr 32 minSeason 2Ep. 55

E3 2019 Prediction Results

Episode 54. A couple episodes ago we made some E3 predictions, but since Melissa is not into video games Kyle made her act as a magic 8 ball. Now that E3 2019 is over, we revisit our predictions and see how we did. Plus, Kyle gives his top 5 most anticipated games from E3, Melissa is excited about theater season and prepares us for seven weeks of local theater. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Jun 17, 20191 hr 34 minSeason 2Ep. 54

Roger, Are You There?

Episode 53. We have an existential crisis to start this week's podcast off. Do we even exist if no one listens our podcasts? We may never know. Instead, we talk about the live action Aladdin movie, Pixar's Onward trailer, sports, fast food places, and Kyle even played some video games with his mom. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Jun 04, 20191 hr 26 minSeason 2Ep. 53

E3 2019 Predictions

Episode 52. Melissa finally went to the wedding she has been talking about the past couple weeks. But also, Melissa doesn't know much about video games so Kyle made her act as a magic eight ball for some E3 2019 predictions. Can't wait to see what we got wrong! Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

May 29, 20191 hr 19 minSeason 2Ep. 52

He-lath: Master of the Universe

Episode 51. Melissa is a busy girl. Kyle is in a mood. The bridesmaid's squad hits the town. A concert and a musical is attended… alone. Plus, Disney now owns all of Hulu. So what doesn't Disney own? Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

May 20, 20191 hr 32 minSeason 2Ep. 51

Joshua Castle Has A Bad Day

Episode 50. It's our 50th episode!! Three cheers for our little milestone! We have a number of new trailers to talk about including Spider-Man as well as Watchmen. However, Melissa met a very strange man named Joshua Castle. And that story is a doozy. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

May 13, 20191 hr 31 minSeason 2Ep. 50

Sonic, Tumblr, and Pornhub, Oh My!

Episode 49. Did you all see that Sonic trailer? Are you still using Tumblr? Do you frequent the website Pornhub? If you answered yes to any of these (or let's be honest, you probably answered yes to all three) then do we have a show for you this week. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

May 07, 20191 hr 33 minSeason 2Ep. 49

Fanny-tastic

Episode 48. We are a week away from Avengers Endgame and boy, are we excited! We discuss our plans for that day as well as a few theories or expectations for the film as well as the future Marvel films. After that, we talk about the passing of two of Manga's greatest creators, Monkey Punch and Kazuo Koike. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Apr 22, 20191 hr 21 minSeason 2Ep. 48

What does Disney+ mean for Hulu?

Episode 47. Disney just announced most of the details for their upcoming streaming platform, and boy, did they come out swinging. On the episode this week we discuss all those juicy details, all the new shows announced, and more. But what does all this mean for other streaming platforms like Hulu? Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Apr 16, 20191 hr 32 minSeason 2Ep. 47

The Guy Fieri Fiasco

Episode 46. We got our Avengers Endgame tickets this week and Kyle sings about Taco Bell. Melissa went to go see Us, and Rooster Teeth turned 16. A trailer for the new Joker movie came out, and we also have some stories to tell about… Guy Fieri? Yeah. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Apr 08, 20191 hr 14 minSeason 2Ep. 46

Article 13 Sounds Pretty Bad

Episode 45. This week Melissa defends St. Louis' bagel slicing habits. We ask who we would subscribe our parents to if we made them a YouTube channel. And then we dive into Article 13 and the potential ramifications it could have on the internet as well as the creativity and livelihood of many YouTubers. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Apr 02, 20191 hr 23 minSeason 2Ep. 45

Where In The World Is Melissa?

Episode 44. Little bit of a shorter episodes this week since we postponed our normal recording time. But as many people are in this world, we were disappointed with the things we buy, and talk about games like The Division 2, and how Melissa has seen Colin from Whose Line Is It Anyway perform at an improv show. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Mar 26, 201956 minSeason 2Ep. 44

Name Me A Cyberpump

Episode 43. Kyle is on a Cyberpunk kick lately, and Melissa made a giant pop-tart. We discuss the new avengers trailer, and our hopes to see Shazam! Plus we talk a little about James Gunn being rehired to write and direct Guardians of the Galaxy 3. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Mar 18, 20191 hr 13 minSeason 2Ep. 43

Worst Statues

Episode 42. Cemeteries, Apple wine, horrible art, weird conversations in the back of Ubers. We have it all, except for energy drinks because Jess gave those up for lent. But we do have a statue of a hornet with giant a dick. This week, Kyle, Melissa, and Jess sit down to chat and relax at the end of the week! Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Mar 11, 20191 hr 14 minSeason 2Ep. 42

Pokemon And The Mr. Pibb of Boy Bands

Episode 41. Melissa and Kyle sit down to chat about the new Pokemon games, Pokemon Sword and Shield, the new trailers for Hellboy and Dark Phoenix, and Kyle reveals which boy band is the Mr. Pibb of Boy Bands. Riveting stuff if I do say so myself. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Mar 04, 20191 hr 21 minSeason 2Ep. 41

Bowser Takes over Nintendo

Episode 40. Bowser has taken over Nintendo, and honestly we are just disappointed Mario let this happen. Melissa watched the Super Mario Brothers live action film… unfortunately. And meanwhile, Kyle is addicted to smoothies, and finds a softcore porn video in a weird place. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Feb 25, 20191 hr 30 minSeason 2Ep. 40

I’ve Never Had My Funko Popped

Episode 39. It's the day after Valentine's Day and got another episode of nonsense for you. We discuss the new photos of Will Smith as Geenie in the Aladdin remake, how everything is Funko Pops nowadays, and Melissa brings us the most insane manuscript from her job. It goes from terrible clip art to Satan really quickly. Yikes. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Feb 18, 20191 hr 24 minSeason 2Ep. 39

14 going on 28

Episode 38. Every week its some new problem. Double mics at the start, power outage at the end, high school prom in the middle. Losing money sure sucks doesn't it? But do you know what is awesome? Getting packages in the mail, that's what is awesome. Jess Bever join us this week on the podcast too, so don't miss this one! Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Feb 12, 20191 hr 21 minSeason 2Ep. 38

Ye Olden Podcast

Episode 37. It's audio only this week due to some technical difficulties. One might say we are kickin' it old school and doing the podcast like they used to do it in ye olden times. Anyways, we chat about the best vacation gifts we have ever received, adult toy stores, and a whole bunch more. Come check it out! Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Feb 05, 20191 hr 31 minSeason 2Ep. 37

I’m Not A Party Girl, I Swear!

Episode 36. Kyle has been moving to a new house and this week is the first episode of The Captain's Log recorded there. We talk about Lego's, Playmobile's, and K'nex. You remember those? Mysterious object abound, and Melissa like to party in her bed? Well… maybe. She swears she isn't a party girl. Click here to watch a video of this episode. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...

Jan 28, 20191 hr 29 minSeason 2Ep. 36
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