You're not taking crazy pills (but I am), JD and Randy once again check out the horror of 1982's "Hospital Massacre". It's been 4 years since we first watched and discussed this film way back in the first season of the Cannon Cruisers. So, when we were planning out the season, we thought that it would be a good idea to revisit it and see how much our view on Cannon had changed. Enjoy!
The Cannon Cruisers are BACK, continuing our cruise through the Cannon catalogue. This week, JD and Randy pulled into a little dive bar down in Los Angeles and had a drink with our friends, Mickey Rourke, Faye Dunaway, Frank Stallone, and Barbet Schroeder. That's right, we finally checked out the classic 1987 film, "Barfly". "Drinks for all my friends!"
And we're back with another exciting edition of "The Non-CANNON-ical Adventures of JD and Randy". This week we continue with our Summer theme of Video Games and Video Game Adjacent movies with the 1994 American Science Fiction Slasher, "Brainscan". Goodbye Reality! HELLO VIRTUAL REALITY!
Hey everybody, this week we check out some TOTALLY AWESOME VIDEOGAMES! That's right, we take a look at the 1983 comedy classical, "Joysticks". It's a freakin' boobie sex comedy. Sigh.
In this week's "Non-CANNON-ical Adventure of JD and Randy", we check out the 1994 Albert Pyun Masterpiece "Arcade". Randy really wanted to watch this for some reason and we don't know why. Enjoy!
On this week's "Non-KANNON-ical Adventure", JD and Randy take a trip to Outworld to watch some death fights. "GET OVER HERE!" That's right folks, the KANNON KRUISERS watched the video game film classic, "MORTAL KOMBAT (1995). "Toasty!"
This week we journey back to a simpler time of dial-up internet, phone booths, and the perceived imminent threat of Thermonuclear War and the end of all mankind. The film this week is "Wargames" (1983). Would you like to play a game?
Hey! Hi! Hello! This week we continue our Summer Cruise through the Video Game and Video Game Related Films catalogue. This week, we check in with Cannon favourite, Jean-Claude Van Damme, in his starring role as Guile in 1994's "Street Fighter: The Movie". Enjoy!
I feel like a kid again. Spending time with my bro, JD, playing video games, watching video game related films, and just hanging. SUMMERTIME! So, let's take flight back to the 80s once more, where having the highest score could make you a true hero. This week in Non-Cannon, we check out the 1984 Sci-Fi classic, "The Last Starfighter".
On this weeks exciting edition of "The Non-Cannon-ical Adventures of JD and Randy" we continue our Summer Journey, and check out the first live-action adaptation of a video game. That's right, guys, gals, and non-binary pals, SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE, it's time to do...the...mario! We watched the 1993 video game film classic, "Super Mario Bros."
Hey everybody, it's the Cannon Cruisers, and in this week's "Non-Cannon-cal Adventure of JD & Randy" Summer Special Series Thing, we check out a very serious movie about a young boy, traumatised by the death of his twin sister, who runs away from home with his elder half-brother and a homeless teen girl. On the run from a scummy PI, and the rest of their broken family, they set out for California, learning about life, love, and moving on along the way. That's right, we checked out the 1989 F...
It's time for summer and you know what that means...ANOTHER SUMMER SPECIAL SERIES. As usual, there is a little bit of a theme, can you figure it out? Our first Summer Movie is "Double Dragon" (1994).
And we're back with another exciting edition of "The Non-CANON-ical Adventures of JD & Randy". This week, we checked out, "Repo Man" (1984).
And we're back with another exciting episode of the "Cannon Cruisers". This week, Randy tortured JD by forcing him to rewatch the 1988 Cannon Cult Classic, "Journey to the Center of the Earth".
We're back with another exciting episode of the "Cannon Cruisers". This week, we check out "Under Cover" (1987), the Cannon response to 21 Jump Street.
This week, we check out "The Naked Face" (1984). This Bryan Forbes directed, Roger Moore starring, film follows the tale of a Psychoanalyst wrongly accused of murder and the twist and turns that follow.
On this weeks exciting edition of "The Non-Canon-cal Adventures of JD and Randy", we check out the 1991 Straight-to-Video CULT CLASSIC, "Samurai Cop".
This week we checked out "Alien Contamination" (1980).
Hey everybody we're the Cannon Cruisers and this week we take a look at "Young Warriors" (1983).
And we're back on the Cannon Cruiseway, and this week we're revisiting the 1988 Cannon/Kathy Ireland Classic film, Albert Pyun's "Alien From LA".
And we're back with another exciting episode of the "Non-CANNON-ical Adventures of JD and Randy". This week, we watched a little film that answers the age old question of "What would YOU do if you had access to a video camera and an animatronic T-rex for 2 weeks?". That's right we checked out the Uncut Vinegar Syndrome re-release of the 1994 CULT CLASSIC, "Tammy and the T-Rex".
Greetings and Salutations Fellow Travellers, This week we return to 1986 to check at the Albert Pyun's Cannon Classic, "Dangerously Close". This is a film that had proven to be difficult to find up until recently, and JD was quite excited to check it out. Please enjoy.
Due to Cannon's financial and legal troubles at the time the film we're discussing this week was released by MGM, not Cannon. Regardless of what it says on the tin, this film is CANONICALLY a Cannon film (Paid for and Produced) and we treat it as such. So tune in, tune out, and hear what JD and Randy thought about the 1990 Jean-Claude Van Damme classic, "Death Warrant",
It's time to get naked! This week, we checked out the Classic Cannon Women In Prison Film, "The Naked Cage" (1986).
In this exciting episode of "The Non-Cannon-ical Adventures of JD and Randy", the boys take a trip down to Frog Town, and bring hell with them. This weeks film is "Hell Comes to Frog Town" (1988).
In this weeks exciting edition of the Cannon Cruisers, JD and Randy cruise back to 1987 and check out the divisive Cannon Classic, "Tough Guys Don't Dance". Hop in and join the ride.
In this week's episode of the Cannon Cruisers, we revisit a film near and dear to all our hearts, "The Apple" (1980). Have our thoughts on this Cannon classic changed since we first talked about it 2017? Join us to find out.
Welcome to another exciting season of The CANNON CRUISERS! Who'd have thought that we'd still be cruisin' that Cannon catalogue into an eighth season? This week, we travel back to a time when people thought that 3D FILMS would be the NEXT BIG THING, 1983, and of course Cannon had to try to get their piece of the 3D pie flying right out of the screen with, "Treasure of the Four Crowns" (1983).
And we're back for another exciting season of the Cannon Cruisers. As always, we launch with another exciting edition of..."The Non-Cannon-ical Adventures of JD & Randy". We checked out another Walter Hill directed film, that's right, we checked out "The Warriors" (1979).
Here is part 2 of our Season 7 wrap-up. This time focusing on our "Non-Cannon-ical Adventures". We hope you enjoy, and we WILL return with a BRAND-SPANKING NEW episode n January 30th. Barring the end of the world, and the complete breakdown of society. Randy is going back to sleep now.
