Hey everybody, I'm Randy and I'm here to once again introduce another exciting edition of "The Non-Canonical Adventures of JD and Randy...". This week, we checked out a little film from 1984 by the name of "Streets of Fire". Be safe out there, and don't be a jerk. Be Most Excellent to one another.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey! We got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies, "What you got a drink named American Ninja 3 Blood Hunt (1989)?"
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Just wanted to give you an update regarding our schedule.
This week , we checked out a little known film about the Cuban Missle Crisis,called, "Matinee" (1993). Wait, this film appears to have been directed by...wait for it...JOE DANTE.
Start spreading the news, more Non-Cannon coming down the pipe. This week, JD and Randy look at a satire of film sequels with the 1990 Joe Dante Classic, "Gremlins 2: The New Batch".
We've take you to outer space, to the inner world, and now to the suburbs! This week, Randy and JD check out the 1989 Joe Dante Classic, "The Burbs". All film choices are randomly pulled out of a hat.
Greetings fellow cruisers, last week on the Non-CANNON-ical Adventures of JD and Randy, we took a trip to outer space; this week, we take a look a little closer home, a place inside ourselves. JD and I watched the 1987 Joe Dante Classic, "Innerspace".
This week, we continue our exploration of the Non-Cannon universe of films with a trip to outer space. Our film this week is 1985's "Explorers". This film is directed by Joe Dante.
Hello, welcome back to another exciting installment of The Non-CANNON-ical Adventures of JD and Randy. This week, we take a look at a little known film from 1984 called, "Gremlins", from virtual unknown director, Joe Dante. Don't get Randy wet, and most importantly, don't feed him after midnight.
Hello and welcome to another exciting episode of the Non-Cannon-ical Adventures of JD and Randy. This week, we check out the 1981 horror classic, "The Howling", directed by Joe Dante. So sit back, relax, put your seatbelt on, and enjoy the ride!
WE DID IT! We made it through another season of Cannon, saw some good films, and saw many bad. This week, we take a look back and discuss our fifth season. Join Us! THIS IS NOT REALITY!
Lord Byron, Percy Shelley, and Mary Shelley, and one hot and heavy erotic Italian summer. Join us as we check out the 1988 Cannon Classic, "Haunted Summer". THIS IS NOT REALITY!
Did a Dingo eat your baby? No? Did a dingo TAKE your birthday? What is the correct quote? Find out this week, when we check out the 1988 Cannon Classic, "A Cry In The Dark" aka "Evil Angels".
Happy New Years! We hope that you can start this year off right...by listening to another exciting edition of the Cannon Cruisers. This week, in an episode we accidentally recorded months ago, we check out the 1988 Classic Vietnam film, "Platoon Leader".
I don't know what to really say about this film. This week, we check out the 1994 John Carpenter Classic film, "In The Mouth Of Madness". This is not reality.
Hey everybody, we're the Cannon Cruisers, and in this Post-Christmas/Pre-New Years episode, we check out the 1988 Cannon Classic, "Doin' Time On Planet Earth". It wouldn't be the holidays, if we didn't check out this film, right, JD? RANDY IS LYING! THIS FILM IS NOT HOLIDAY RELATED! NOW BACK TO THE BASEMENT I SAYS!
Hey everybody, Randy here, and this is another exciting edition of The Non-CANNON-ical Adventures of JD and Randy. This week we checked out the 1988 Richard Dreyfus/Emilio Estevez CLASSIC, "Stakeout". Join us... or don't. Ultimately, It's your decision whether or not you want to listen to this podcast.
Hey everybody, we're the Cannon Cruisers, and in this exciting episode we check out the 1988 Bronson Classic, "Messenger of Death".
We check out a little 1988 Chuck Norris film called, "Hero and the Terror".
This week we continue our journey through the Cannon Catalog with the 1988 Cannon Classic, "Journey To The Center Of The Earth".
On this weeks exciting episode of The Non-Cannonical Adventures of JD and Randy, our intrepid heroes travel back to 1984 to watch the time travel classic, "The Philadelphia Experiment".
I'm feelin' Hot! Hot! Hot! This movie might Not! Not! Not! You'll have to listen to us talk about the 1988 Cannon Classic, "Salsa", to find out.
Hello, fellow traveller. We meet once more upon this shining shore, and pay witness to another film from the Cannon library. This week, JD and Randy had to keep an appointment, an appointment with... Death. That's right, folks, we're checked out the 1988 "Appointment with Death".
Only the master of editing, JCVD could have saved a film such as this Check out this action pack showcase of Jean-Claude Van Damme's editing prowess, the 1988 Cannon Classic Film, "Bloodsport".
This is our Third Halloween special, and we chose some odd horror films. This year we checked out the three Psycho sequels (Two Theatrical, One Made-For-TV movie). Happy Halloween!
This week we take a detour into Non-Cannon Country, and watched the 1983 Roy Scheider classic film, "Blue Thunder". Come and sail through the Non-Cannon skies!
And we're BACK. We're checking out the 1988 Cannon/Kathy Ireland Classic film, "Alien From LA". Just a heads up, that for this viewing we watched the classic Mystery Science Theatre 3000 version of this Golan & Globus classic.
