Happy New Year one and all! This weeks episode is PART ONE of TWO of our Season 7 Wrap-up. After some discussion, JD and I decided to break the wrap-up this time into CANNON and NON-CANNON films. It turns out we watched ALOT in the past season, and didn't want to rush talking about it. Spoilers: We ended up rushing anyways. So, sit back, relax, and bring in the new year with our quick recap of Cannon films.
HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS! In our first and only Christmas special, we decided to tackle the all time classic Christmas Film, "Silent Night Deadly Night 2" (1987). You know, that film where an psychiatric inmate recounts the plot of the previous film about a guy dressed as Santa Claus who kills people? And the originator of the "Garbage Day!" meme? Yup, that film. With that said, we here at the Cannon Cruisers wish everyone a safe and Happy Christmas, New Years, and all around good holiday to you...
In this exciting episode of The Non-Cannon-ical Adventures of JD and Randy, we finally watch John Carpenter's classic film, "The Thing" (1982).
First, I'd like to apologise for the lateness of the upload. Due to some unforeseen circumstances (power/internet outages), I had to delay the upload of the episode. Please understand. Second, we've done it! We made it to the last of the Cannon Catalogue. That's right folks, we checked out the 1994 Cannon Classic, "Chain of Command".
The Cannon Cruisers keep on rolling, and this week we check out the most recent entry in the American Ninja series, "American Ninja V" (1995). I can't wait to watch the next entry, whenever that may be.
Welcome to another exciting edition of The Cannon Cruisers! JD & Randy visit our old buddy, Chuck, in the classic Cannon Film, "Hellbound" (1994).
We're back with another exciting edition of "The Non-CANNON-ical adventures of JD and Randy". This week, took a long drive back to the seventies, and had a head on collision with the Walter Hill classic, "The Driver" (1978). Enjoy the ride!
Here is another exciting edition of the Cannon Cruisers. This week, JD & Randy check out the DTV Cannon Classic, "American Cyborg Steel Warrior" (1993). We hope you enjoy.
Hey everybody, Randy here, and today I wanted to share a very special episode of "The Non-Cannon-ical Adventures of JD and Randy!" On 2021-11-01, a little company known as Vinegar Syndrome released a lost gem filmed in 1984. That's right folks, we checked out "New York Ninja" (1984/2021). This is kind of a special event, and we wanted to get this out as soon as possible so that more people hear about this little film. You can buy a copy for yourself at: https://vinegarsyndrome.com/collections/fr...
This week, the Cannon Cruisers check out yet another Michael Dudikoff film, the Cannon Classic, "Rescue Me" (1992). This film also features Stephen Dorff, that's cool, I guess. Check it out!
WELCOME TO THE SPOOKSHOW!!! In this years Halloween SPOOKTacular, we did a double feature of the Guyver films: The Guyver (1991) Guvyer: Dark Hero (1994) So less spooky, but ALOT of awesome rubber costumes. Happy Halloween!
You can run but you can't hide from The Cannon Cruisers. JD gonna git ya! This week we check out Kris Kristofferson, Martin Landau, and a baby-faced Drew Barrymore in the Cannon Classic Detective Thriller, "No Place To Hide" (1993).
In this weeks episode of the Non-Cannon-ical Adventures of JD & Randy, we checked out a little movie you may have heard of..."Tombstone" (1993). I'll be your huckleberry.
If you thought the idea of an American Samurai was cool, Cannon wants to introduce you to the idea of... Street Knights?! This week week, JD and Randy check out "Street Knight(1993).
If you thought the idea of an American Ninja was cool, Cannon wants to introduce you to the idea of American... Samurais? This week week, JD and Randy check out "American Samurai (1993).
And we're back to cruisin' the Cannon catalogue. This week, we checked out a latter day Cannon effort from 1992, "Fifty/Fifty". Enjoy!
Our Non-Cannonical Adventures Summer Detour comes to an end with one final film. Ladies and gentlemen, a film that needs no introduction, Michael Mann's "Heat" (1995). Please note that we will be going dark for a few weeks, but will return with another exciting edition of The Cannon Cruisers on Sunday September 26, 2021. Be excellent to each other, one and all.
JD and Randy don't surf, but we think they should. This week in Non-Cannon Videos, we checked out the family classic from 1993, "Surf Ninjas".
The DETOUR NEVER ENDS! In this week's Non-Cannonical Adventure of JD and Randy, we check out the little remembered film, "The Manhattan Project" (1986).
Pizza Hut! Tony Hawk! Skateboards! Neo-Noir! CHIRSTIAN SLATER?! This week, we checked out the 1988 classic, "Gleaming the Cube".
This detour never ends! On this weeks exciting edition of "The Non-CANNON-cal Adventures of JD and Randy", the boys check out fan-favourite Sho Kosugi in "Pray for Death" (1985). We didn't choose the film because "SpaceCamp" was so bad that Randy was praying for death to end his misery.
This week we check out a little family film overshadowed by the Challenger Disaster of 1986. "SpaceCamp" (1986)
VHS doesn't kill people, people kill people. This week we take a trip into Cult Classic territory, and check out 1988's "Remote Control". Does it live up to its Cult Classic Status? Give a listen and find out.
Lars Loves You! "Heavyweights" (1995)
Our Summer Staycation continues with "The Lost Boys" (1987).
Some movies have great titles that you just blurt out for no reason whatsoever mid-conversation as a non-sequitur. This movie is definitively one of those films. This week in Non-Cannon, JD and Randy kill the Babysitter. That's right, we checked out 1991's "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitters Dead".
Welcome and enjoy another exciting edition of "The Non-Cannon-ical Adventures of JD and Randy: Summer Series Special Thing". Things take a dark turn when Randy tries to kill himself because JD won't leave him alone about $2 that he is owed. That's right, this week we checked out Savage Steve Holland's "Better Off Ted" (1985).
Another week, another family summer flick. In this week's Non-Canonical Adventure, we checked out, "The Big Green" (1995).
Hey everybody, Randy here, and this week, we have another exciting addition to our Non-Cannon Summer Series. Rocky... Colt... Tum...Tum...?! That's right, we watched the 1992 family classic, "3 Ninjas".
We're taking a little summer detour for the next few weeks and first we're heading on down to camp. "Party at ground zero, every movie starring you...| We checked out "Camp Nowhere" (1994)
