The Year in Butts
I talk about all the butt-related events of the year 2014.

I talk about all the butt-related events of the year 2014.
I talk about tea. Brought to you by the Ever-Drain.
I talk about lists. Brought to you by WatchWalk.
I talk about paper cuts. Brought to you by the Pizza of the Week Club.
I talk about butter. Brought to you by Fuhr Motors.
I talk about Jimmy Carter and play a clip of a talking sea otter.
I talk about lubricant and play a clip of many hummingbirds buzzing around.
I talk about octopi and play a clip of a big glass jug of isopropyl alcohol being lit aflame.
I talk about nuclear waste and play a clip of a kid who trips in a supermarket, spills his milk, and cannot get up.
I talk about seagulls and play a clip of a bike tube stretched over a running car's exhaust pipe.
I talk about litter boxes and play a clip of a bunch of floppy drives playing that Gotye song.
I talk about horses and play a clip of one playing the recorder through his nose.
I talk about coupons and play a clip of a one man band playing the Star Wars theme.
I talk about manta rays and play a clip of a talking boat.
I talk about schooners and play a clip of two cruise ships in a horn battle.
I talk about roller coasters and play a clip of an NFL cornerback riding one for the first time.
I talk about UV light and play a clip of a crow speaking his name.
I talk about styrofoam and play a clip of super balls going down a staircase.
I talk about country music and play a clip of a guy practicing accents.
I talk about Seattle and play a clip of a rock thrown onto a frozen lake.
I talk about sex and play a clip of a tortoise trying to have sex with a shoe.
I talk about baseball and play the greatest home run call ever.
I talk about bitcoins and play a clip of Take on Me played on a theremin.
I talk about hybrid cars and play a clip of a guy sneezing into a trombone.
I talk about founding a country in international waters and play a clip of a guy making chainsaw noises with his mouth.
I talk about gluten and being gluten-free and play a clip of a live webcast failure.
I talk about frisbees and play a clip of the 20th Century Fox theme on recorder.
I talk about ladybugs and play a clip of a guy talking about how to draw a butt.