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S2:E6 - "PC Jones vs TuAnon"

Apr 07, 202218 minSeason 2Ep. 6
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Dolphins still suck 

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Johnny Mansun

Tyreke hill to the dolphins!

Zach

doesn't matter dolphin still going like 4-12, So

Johnny Mansun

do we have a loaded roster now on offense we had to still fix our loaded Ross we still have to fix our O line and we have to

Zach

you have a rookie coach

Johnny Mansun

true we should never fire dog but wherever you find a black man to hire, verify my dog but hey check it out black

Zach

man hire a white boy

Johnny Mansun

Hey, check it out. This all I want to say this all I want to say here if Miami can figure out how to maintain the the level of defense that we played the second half of last season and our new head coach can come in and utilize our players on offense especially Tyreke Hill and Jaylen waddle with to a with Mike kiseki with the running back we got from the Cardinals what's his name? Zack?

I'm Blake Edmonds. Chase admins if he can if we can maintain our direction the second half of last year decent and then improved our offense with Tyreke Hill and two are behind an actual old line instead of behind instead of behind the worst old line in the league maybe we have a chance at making the playoffs but then again bro the AFC is stacked now get into it to get pro the FCS

Zach

for me to get into

Johnny Mansun

know what I'm talking about the AFC is stacked now

Zach

every day as he is I mean each conference is fact in my opinion, but I just think that like you know, it doesn't do much and like you still have to go out there and play and I mean Tyree kill is good but

Johnny Mansun

what is it bro? Denver? Las Vegas? The chargers?

Zach

Patriots bills? I'm like a lot of team demands. Yes, there's a lot of teams in NFC to pro I'm like,

Johnny Mansun

but the UFC is definitely the better league Are they better conference I get what I do want to say what I do want to

Zach

saying the Rams you have Tampa Bay? I'm like you have good teams in the NFC you have

Johnny Mansun

your sub teams like fucking a Philadelphia you have what the fuck is it? Um

Zach

Are the Jets not an AFC I'm like okay, are the Jaguars not an AFC Come on bro

Johnny Mansun

know what I'm saying? Overall the quarterbacks in the AFC there's way better quarterbacks in the AFC that's what I'm trying to get.

Zach

I don't think I get that's the bit that I don't even think that's true.

Johnny Mansun

No, that's definitely true. That's definitely true. That's definitely true.

Zach

I guess for sure for sure. Marcia does such a great quarter. No,

Johnny Mansun

no. What are you talking about? I

Zach

mean, he's in the AFC. You with Who? Who? Yeah, cleaver Mayfield Cleveland did he not was he not the starting quarterback of

Johnny Mansun

rally you know they? I don't know if you heard but they signed Deshaun Watson to a fucking $230 million guaranteed contract. Yes. So we don't know where fucking what's his face is gonna play Come on. What are you talking about?

Zach

Bro? The whole point is UFC is yours. Dag. We're acting like the AFC is just what the NSA has Dak Prescott he has no. Alright, I'm done with I'm sure. All right.

Johnny Mansun

Let me say one more thing. Let me say one more thing. God,

Zach

please explain to us. Oh, my God.

Johnny Mansun

No, no, this year is a very, very probably the most important year of to his career. This is where to either makes a career in the NFL or he doesn't. I really believe that. Congratulations. Would you agree with that? Do you think if he plays well this year with the weapons

Zach

offensive coach that he's gonna drop career as a backup?

Johnny Mansun

No, I'm saying a career as a starter, a career as a winner as a starter in the NFL. For that to happen. I know you don't believe that. But can you at least admit that this year is the year he has to prove that he has the opportunity? I don't

Zach

think that's true. Because I think even if he goes out there and he plays decent, he still could get traded for somebody who's like you know, he still get traded for a picker some shit and then they go and trade up and get a different quarterback or some shit. We seen fucking the 40 Niners do the same thing. It's not like Jimmy G just played so horrible. You know what I mean? But they still felt like they had to go and get a different quarterback. And I think that'll end up being the same.

Johnny Mansun

But we haven't even seen what aliens can do yet. Really?

Zach

I mean, I guess but I mean, he's probably going to be better than Jimmy G

Johnny Mansun

regardless. And you think he's going to be better than two?

Zach

Yeah, probably. Most likely.

Johnny Mansun

I don't know. I think would too. I'm not one of those like to a standard que tu anon or whatever the fuck it is. But if you're too I will say I will. No, no, no, I just I'm saying. I personally just haven't seen enough. I want to see him with more than Jaylen waddle. We didn't have a running back last year, we had only one wide receiver. We had Mike Iseki, who's a solid tight end and we had no line. And we had a

defensive head coach. So I think this is his year and I think that's a that's a that's a fair thing to say. Say I think that that's I think that a lot of people would agree with me but what do you think about that Deshaun Watson contract that shits insane and talk to me about what you think about judicial

Zach

I mean that's obviously horrible because like, doesn't bro have like 20 does

Johnny Mansun

You're so annoying there's a call

Zach

so it's obviously horrible because like, you know, doesn't bro have like 22 cases of sexual assault or something like that still on the books?

Johnny Mansun

Didn't we drop a podcast where you defended a dude with like 60 cases and went to prison for 20

Zach

years where I'm cutting the line like it yeah, once you get past 20

Johnny Mansun

Yeah, cuz it's like now it definitely has to be a hit job. Yeah, you know, I mean, cuz like 46 at that point they're just trying to tear a good black man down yeah

Zach

20 Like, that's real. Either way, I mean, bro getting $230 million guaranteed after you just got to spend it a cent not suspended but essentially you're suspended a whole year. You know what I mean? Like for this like that's crazy. And then to see that Aaron Rodgers one of the best quarterbacks in NFL history just signed a fucking contract like two weeks ago and his was for 150

Johnny Mansun

guarantee bring them to the dolphins baby.

Zach

You know Aaron Rodgers is pissed. He got low balled

Johnny Mansun

he on low balled and then his the only weapon he had on on offense for arguably the best wide receiver in the league left is asked to go play with his college quarterback which by the way, I'm really excited to watch that's gonna be fucking dumb That's fucking crazy but that like dude I imagined though hold on because when I said Aaron Rodgers to the dolphin saw it but what bro you know he reminds me of

Zach

who does Aaron Rodgers remind JoJo

Johnny Mansun

Hall of Fame? Miami Dolphins legend that quarterback? None other than number 13 himself? Dan Marino

Zach

can your ads

Johnny Mansun

just I'm just being dramatic, but I feel like I feel like air. Aaron Rodgers on the dolphins would be lit especially with the pieces we got but we couldn't have I guess

Zach

you want a second? Like that's a dream. You know what I mean? Right? Right, right. First off who the fuck wants to come to the dolphins badass. Let's keep it about I feel you like and then like, you know what I mean? What like Aaron Ross.

Johnny Mansun

Apparently Tyree kill apparently, dude. Currently Tyree kill

Zach

he literally EOG they've added a Jets? No, I think I know where I would go to. I'm like, come on

Johnny Mansun

more teams would want to him than that.

Zach

Well, those are the only two teams that were reported last year. So that's what I'm trying to tell you was literally that at the Jetson

Johnny Mansun

whatever. They wanted to trade them more than they did, then they would have been worse. Well, they could have found other they could have found saying is if they want to trade him they could have found more than just the dolphins in the jets to trade it.

Zach

No. That's the whole reason why he went to the dolphins. The dolphins had the Vegas that like the most often the best. Yeah. So that's why he

Unknown

went there wasn't how do you? How do you grade that trade?

Zach

I mean, it depends on what happens this year, but I don't think it's necessarily a great one. I mean, would you give up a first, sell first,

Johnny Mansun

a second to fourth and a SIX?

Zach

Sounds like a lot of draft capital. But who knows? For a dude who's How old is Henrico?

Johnny Mansun

I'm not sure. I don't know. But his whole is no, he runs like a four three. Yeah,

Zach

I mean, I get you but he's like, you know, his age. And like you know, things like that break down and then like, coming to Miami also is like a thing that people don't realize is like, you know, a lot of people come to Miami and then like, stop giving a fuck, especially once they've already won. And like,

Johnny Mansun

those are the days we asked man. Yeah, right. For sure. They are we have a young quarterback. We just drafted his his his college wide receiver. We just got arguably the best wide receiver in the league. We just got a brand new head coach who led the offense of a team that went to the the conference championship last year. We just got we just got a running back. We actually just got one of the best left tackles in the league. We're trying and

I'm glad to see it. And I feel like this whole thing and I actually wanted to talk about this with you because I don't know how you feel about this. But I had the idea when I saw

this happening. I was like, I actually was like oh, like I've never in my life since fall since I've been following the NFL the dolphins, which was probably like 2008 The last time we even fucking made the playoffs, but I've never seen us try or look make it look like they're trying to actually like make a good team and like what Right now, it almost never seems like that. And I I want to say that I think maybe the whole Brian Flores situation put a lot of pressure on the front office

of the Miami Dolphins. Because when you allege what Brian Flores alleged or one of the things that he was saying the dolphins were doing, especially the owner say, saying, I want you to lose games. I'll give you 100 racks every game you lose. That's such a bad look. That's a horrible look.

Zach

And dolphins are a bum franchise because the dolphins are the type of franchise that think they could tell a coach to lose from money. And they're also the type of franchise that thinks that they could pay a D tackle $100 million. And then all of a sudden just be a good football team. Like this team is literally trash ownership is trash. They're hype beast. That's why they got a hype beast coach. I'm like, bro, watch. I'm not I don't want to hate on the dolphins but I'm just saying yeah, you

Johnny Mansun

do you fuckin Patriot fan? I don't see you ever did you ever even live in New England? Now? You know, fuck you did it.

Zach

I mean, you're not

Johnny Mansun

your home team. You got Oh, I thought you had a marvelous years.

Zach

Okay, I'm not gonna like explain to people my home now or

Johnny Mansun

I'm playing I'm playing I you know, I'm playing with these Zack. But now I respect it. Except I don't because fuck the Patriots, but like, you know,

Zach

I'm just saying either way the dolphins are fun. It's an honorable

Johnny Mansun

thing. It's an honorable thing to be a Dolphins fan, because at least

Zach

you're more likely to get lean in 15 And go 15 On one that's happened more recently. I am I wrong? Right.

Johnny Mansun

I mean, I guess that's a that's a tough thing. But honestly, I don't even know. He's trash, because we're literally like historically, like, always at 500. So I don't know if you could even make that statement. I think we're always

Zach

so you guys are historically mid. Yeah, data. So us for the last

Johnny Mansun

1315 years. Yeah, we haven't made the playoffs and 15 Fucking

Zach

teams still being made. Let's move on. Okay, all right. Did the Raiders release Carl Nassib? Because he's gay. Do you think

Johnny Mansun

it's a real question? Yeah. Who asked that question. Is

Zach

that your question? Is it

Johnny Mansun

so Adam Schefter tweets Raiders are releasing defensive and Carl Nassib per league source. And

Zach

if you get someone says What did they say he is the one openly gay.

Johnny Mansun

Openly gay NFL player was like the first one apparently or something.

Zach

And people on Twitter saying it's a hate crime. There are people on Twitter saying, oh, whoa. Oh, whoa. Wow. Yeah, we're just hopping on the gay flag

Johnny Mansun

stuff. I don't want to I don't want to react because I feel like what he says, so someone responded to that he has has to be homophobe. Yeah. It's like Nah, bro. It doesn't have to be. But like it probably is. No, I'm just kidding. And it's not because he's gay. It's because he's black.

Zach

Can we talk about how the Buffalo Bill?

Johnny Mansun

For context, Carl Nassib is not black. He's actually white. Yeah,

Zach

super white. Okay, anyways, Carl, is David Carr talking.

Johnny Mansun

No, dude, there's literally like black. Black Carl. Dude, what was the dude's name? Who ran for president the black dude, the Republican?

Zach

You know, so while we're on politics a little bit. Yesterday, I was realized the first person that I ever voted for was a literally a crackhead. The first person I crackhead you voted for a gay crack with a gay crack a gay black crackhead.

Johnny Mansun

And that's so wild like so he was and he was still better than Ron DeSantis. How crazy is

Zach

he? No, that's where you were not gonna agree on that.

Johnny Mansun

Right because Zak's believes we shouldn't say gay, right?

Zach

No, because I believe we shouldn't vote for like crackheads. And I voted for one. Like what? What does it take for you to be convinced to vote for CRACKit and

Johnny Mansun

crap Has he lost the election?

Zach

Hmm, I don't think so. I I don't think that's how that happened. I'm gay because of the election to

Johnny Mansun

know but he became gay because of the erection

Zach

Ah, yeah, yeah. A

Unknown

we're not done are we um, we got one more thing. We

Zach

got one more. One more thing we got.

Johnny Mansun

We got one more thing.

Zach

If we have to talk about Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Johnny Mansun

Oh, no, I didn't realize it was that. I didn't realize the New York State budget cutting Children and Family Services funding by 100 million to build a new football stadium was okay,

Zach

yeah, you might so here

Johnny Mansun

so here's so here's the news. Here's the latest. So New York Times tweeted New York State officials have reached a deal to use $850 million in public funds public to help the Buffalo Bills build a new $1.4 billion stadium adjacent over current home with it would be the largest taxpayer contribution contribution ever for a pro football stadium. And it has no roof. And they historically the problem with their current stadium is that it's too windy.

Zach

It fucking snows. And it's fucking cold. And how are you going to have a $1.4 billion stadium that is only outside that sounds dumb as fuck. And besides that, the fact that they're literally cutting the Children and Family Services funding by $800 million. Just to do this shit. That is fucked in New York Governor Hola, what's her name? Kathy Hogle Can Eat my ass.

Johnny Mansun

She if you guys don't remember, but she is the person who

Zach

the former governor patriots always when former

Johnny Mansun

Governor Andrew Cuomo. Well, Mo when he resigned he appointed her to be the Acting Governor. So hold on to fuckness going oh, bunch of fucks should exactly. And so I just want I just bring this up because literally it says the New York State officials have reached a deal to use $850 million in public funds. And then it goes Hoko proposed a budget cut of 800 million from Children and Family Services. So it's basically like oh well where are you gonna get the 100 mil from because you're not

going to raise taxes are you? No you're not Where are you going to get the money from them so then they go oh, you know, we'll just take it from like the programs that keep like children and like families like not starving, you know, or like not ending up on the streets you know, like, because honestly, the Buffalo Bills need a new stadium. I don't care if you need fucking food. I don't care if you know you have four kids and you work two minimum wage jobs and you can't afford it

bro. You chose out those kids and you're not I don't care that you're a human being. Fuck you. Football go bills

Zach

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