All right. Ughhhhhh. We back in this motherfucker.
Feel like I'm in a spaceship right now?
what type of spaceship?
A spaceship in outer space
like Roger the aliens?
traveling through the galaxies.
That's fake money. This is not my money. I have nothing. It's the butcher shop.
What up what up what up. Welcome back to the show. It's your boy.
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Thanks for listening guys. Thank you for supporting the podcast we fuck with y'all. We love you guys. If you are listening and supporting us like that, thank you. Today, we are going to start with what you want. Tell us what what are we in for today? Supposedly, big news.
Gonna get dibs on male birth control. Hmm.
Yeah. So male birth control is now becoming a thing. It I saw something What was it that they created a pill that was really effective in saving?
Like 95%
Ah, shit, it's a row
when you take it. With you. That's the real question.
No. I don't know. I would be like, let me take it in like 20 years when all the people have like been the guinea pigs. Yeah, I tell you I got vaccinated.
Haven't you always been? It's different. Just slightly, it's
different. I can choose to wear a condom. I can't choose to not get COVID So my bad I'm not trying to make the bad co so yeah, male birth control. I've been seeing shit where people are dudes are like, girls coming to them being like, I'm pregnant. And they're like, Yeah, honey.
Yes. I still don't think that'll ever be the wave. That's not the wave. I think that there there's a potential for it to be the wave. You know what I mean? Okay, it's like if you just have to like pop a pill and then you know for sure. Like, you're probably not going to get her pregnant.
What are the side effects though? That's a big question. Because you know, women's birth control has a lot of side effects. Yeah. What if one of the side effects was it like increased your testosterone? You read?Like no, I don't want that. What if it literally boosted your tea?And like made sure that you couldn't get a girl pregnant or a girl pregnant?
Well, I don't know if that's technically would you like I don't want to
become a monster you men dude city boys up yeah city boys forever now I want to know what the side effects are going to be because
speaking me Yeah, cuz you mentioned city boy. Yeah. Our city boys up forever now. Did Will Smith put city boys.
Oh, man. No, no, we don't claim we don't claim Will Smith and Jada and their fucking relationship.
I mean, Jada is definitely a city girl. So I assume Will's like she's a
city girl. No, he's not a city. Boy. That's the thing because we're against each other. And they're on a team. Yeah, you're
right. Yeah. Well, the
city girl
is he's him for slapping Chris Rock?
Is he's sick? No, he's a pimp. That's a pimp slap. But I do think that he's a bitch for doing that shit. Because it's like, bro, you're on TV. What are you going to just fight this man on stage now you want to walk up to him? And without DICOM funny? That's fucking what lame. You feel me? It's like what you expect this dude to like, fight you there especially over a GI Jane joke. I don't know. I'm conflicted because like the the longer time has gone from this event, the less I
like it. The like when it first happened. I was so hyped and I was like, Yo, but like the time kind of goes on.
But what if it just would have broken a whole UFC like match? And like Dana White when it
came out? That would have been better again that would have been like I would have liked that.
You know the fucking Bruce Buffer whatever is on this corner. You know,
half of the fucking auditorium goes behind Chris Rock other half stands behind Will Smith and then a fight like like to like fuckin I don't know. country's going to war and like the 16
UFC Oscars like collab. No one would have seen that coming. That would have got hella numbers. You know what I mean? Like,
stop that shit. People thought it was staged though. People thought that people like you so many people fuck though obviously not.
He really went out there and he really went up there.
said black walked off like this. Cave Sheesh. Wow. Anyways, now but I have many memorable moments.
Thank you. Well, yeah, no,
for sure. For sure. Um, I don't know, man. So what do you what do you feel about that? Like, do you think it was justified? Like do you think he should have? First of all, do you think it was justified? And would you have done the same thing if you were in his position?
Or wouldn't have done it, obviously, because I'm not dumb, but like, I think it's justified for any person to somewhat stand up, you know, to stand up for their family. You know what I mean? But I think that there's different ways to do it. You know what I mean? He got it done it like in a different way. That was more P Na, but like, you get what I'm saying like yeah, like he could have done that shit like that. She wasn't P Yeah, like that wasn't P like you
slapping a fellow Black man on the stage of an award show a very prestigious award show.
They're gonna kill you for them, but because they already saw because No,
I brought that up. I brought that up. Because bro, what if it was a white dude? Or what if it would have been? What if? Or what if it was a white dude who went up and slapped Chris Rock to
be bro I mean, that's wrong. Didn't get out there. No, he's
dead. He No, he didn't do that. We will. Yeah, well, I
still think he's so
why Jason Momoa fucking walks up there and smacks the fuck out of him. He's not gonna fight back. He's probably not and he's not even like white but I mean like a really like, like a white person like some like white ass not wide enough for you know?
qualify.
It's like that picture that meme in Family Guy where it's just the shades like it says like, not a tears tears.
Gotcha. Yeah, cuz I was like, damn, bro. Like, how are you? You know, you got like a 10 meter?
Playing but no, I just say that. Because it's like, I honestly row. So I don't know if you you watch Jesus and marrow? Did you see their interview with Denzel? No, she was fired. And I saw that and then like a week later, this shit goes down. And like after it goes down, you see like Danzo like, talking to will like, giving him some advice. Whatever. Fast forward 2030 minutes later, we'll get an Oscar for Best Actor, like at this fucking award show, which is for acting an actor's and he
gets Best Actor. And during his speech, I don't know if you saw his speech, but he said he was talking and he was crying his emotional. And then you just hear Denzel in the background go love you man or something like that. And then like, will after a second like stopped. He's like, I love you d is talking to him. He's like, you know, Denzel. He told me that the devil comes for you. At your best moment at your highest moment or something like that.
Oh, it's at your it's at your highest moment when the devil comes for you or some shit. And I was like, damn, like, of course denza would drop some fucking knowledge on him like that, like some fucking crazy ass like wise shit. That's
the boy guy. Yo, I realize
I actually have him on my first album. Actually, I really really I really do I have a whole song where I sampled his vocals from a speech and I put it in the song in the in the break in between verses or not I haven't made any money off of it. But if I do I'll definitely give Denzel more than his fair share
as a fellow Black man on you. I feel compelled to like expose you. Same. I'm do I run the same page? My brother. Bet.
Anyway, so speaking of this whole family, Jaden Smith, he said, That's how we do it. After all this shit went down. Someone was like, Jaden is gonna tweet. That's how we do it. Like you ain't let your homeboy come over your mom. While you were too busy sexting Tyler the Creator. Toe
thing? Are they just trolling? No, I
think they're trolling because like they would, because it used to be a troll. Like Tyler and Jaden because there was a line in a song. Yeah. You know, I'm talking about and he said,
Oh, that potholes? Yeah, he
said some shit. I don't know what the fuck it was like, but because people outside were speculating that also Jaden did have a he did play a role in a TV show where he was gay. Do you Did you watch the get up on Netflix? No, I didn't. It was a show about like the foundations of hip hop like the founding of hip hop like a DJ Kool Herc, and like fuckin Grandmaster Flash and shit. And Jaden was in that and in the show, like, he turns out to be gay and like has a whole scene where he's like,
kissing a dude and shit. And I don't know maybe that played into it, but there was at a time a rumor that they were gonna Yeah, like a thing or something. And I don't know if it was fucking true. Who knows? But, um, we do know that Tyler's gay now but Jaden Fei?
Is that a fact?
Yeah. And you always are like, Is that a fact? Yeah, we know it. Like he's talked about he talks about it extensively in his lyrics.
Alright, whatever. I don't be poking in his lyrics. You don't
Wow. So you don't gotta quote, poke in anything. Yeah, you're right. You just have to listen. And it's I wasn't poking anyone. I was just listening. I haven't done I'm not poking. I'm not diving deep. You're not you don't want to poke or dive deep and Tyler.
The Creator is old albums. Not not necessarily when he was talking homophobic shit. No, I think trying to get you wanna Igor and flower boy are really good. But I didn't really like this last one. He dropped them.
Same Call me when you get lost. Yeah, I didn't like it either. That's why I didn't go to the concert. Everyone in their mother was at that concert a couple weeks
ago because they miss the other one or they didn't go to flower boy, or they just like crazy fanboys Type, Type Type Type. Technically, I hate to brag, but I went to flower boy and Igor and Damn,
Igor was dope. Oh, yes. Oh, dude, Igor. I liked that album a lot. That fucking album is
yours. It's just funny going to a tie that Creator Show cuz like, if you're in the pit, you know smoking a little weed or whatever. You have literally all of these like, white girls just like oh my god,
sweaty as fuck with like, glitter on their face.
Dying and shit like that. Give them a face. It's just just a funny incident. But damn, it's it's like that. Shout out to Tyler.
Shout out to you know, white girls.
Shout out to Judd Apatow
to white girls at concerts. Yeah, so Oh, yeah, you could die. Oh, yeah. No, I need to read that tweet. Can you bring that up? Oh, I'll bring it up. I'll bring it up. I'll bring it up. I got I got you.
And then not only that, but Jim Carrey saying Oh, Sue, bro.
Because Jim Carrey is a savage. He would get away with it to get away with it too. I could go down in history.
Dude. I felt like Jim Carrey, but that was lame. And then not only that, but then I found out that Jim Carrey has like a sonic movie coming out.
He was in the first song. What he was they they already made a Sonic and he was in
Yeah, I had no idea. So either way. I'm just saying, like, he's over here saying this shit. I hope he's not like trying to promote his sonic movie. Like,
no, he's just he's just a famous actor who's responding and he was public. He said it on CBS and he was there for to promote his movie, but he talked about this because this is big news. And he's an act I they're gonna ask him
about him saying that he would sue for 200 mil. He's savage for
that. He's exaggerating. Obviously, it's just like an exaggeration
as he said his exact thing was that he would sue for 200 mil because that video is gonna be out there forever. And I mean, I get you but like, you don't think that's kind of like 200 mil he thought that savvy would make 200 million.
Okay, onto the onto the Judd Apatow tweaking shows
Chris Rock has to do to make two mil bro
and one What the fuck does like Jim Carrey need 200 mil for bros like banchan Okay, so Judd Apatow after the shit happened, said he could have killed him. That's pure out of control, rage and violence. They've heard a million jokes about them in the last three decades. They are not freshmen in the world of Hollywood and comedy. He lost his mind. Period. Yeah, he could have killed him.
Jeb appetize at his fucking mind.
He could have killed him. He could have killed him. That's all I'm gonna say he could have killed him. And the funny
part is that he deleted that tweet though. He deleted the tweet and I have a feeling he deleted that tweet. Because he realized that they know the same people and that talking all that shit. You dummy on like, and then you're gonna have to stand behind that shit.
Nah, nah, nah, he deleted that shit. Because everyone was roasting him because he sounded like a good he sound like he sounded like he sounded like the kid on the Polar Express. That's like, can I get my hot chocolate like that kid? Like he was that kid when he was growing up for sure.
Is can be the dude who made 40 Year Old Virgin do you know about
real shows a real life stories inspired by real bad
I guess at that point now we know.
Anyways, no so he actually no but he has a daughter and she's in euphoria. But um, anyways, so speaking of the whole What about her? She's cute.
Okay, but that was just cuz I just wanted you to like yeah,
no, I was just trying to figure out the right segue to go to this topic just cute. So sticking on the the Smith family. Oh, excuse
me for you.
She's not a good actor, though. Zoe Kravitz came out against what Will Smith did They immediately
came out against your ID or for what even? Dude, honestly at this point
who everything is everything yeah Zack everything in our society like, though is me versus you because in America we've built this individualistic society where we want to pretend like we don't have groups but we do we just have two groups I for and against when
Jim Carrey said that shit cuz I was like damn he's against
he's against us who's who's guessed a violent people whose criminals Chris Rock didn't press charges because he shouldn't have but
I'm pretty sure Jim Carrey's done some criminal shit. No yo didn't
you saw a video of him walking up on stage and kissing the girl handing him the award? Ooh, Jim Carrey. They responded. He was like, they were like, they're like, Wait, didn't you like sexually assault someone and it's literally a video of him accepting an award at MTV, like some shit for MTV, walks up to the beautiful woman holding the award, grabs her and starts making out with her. And it looked, it looked like it
wasn't planned. And she wasn't really like, he wasn't like expecting it or like really like wanting it.
Okay, so like,
I don't know the context. I don't know the context. I just saw the clip. I don't know the context. That could all be completely wrong. But, you know,
that's how I feel about the wills from that thing. I don't know the context. I don't know the context. It could be all completely wrong. Maybe he says something else somewhere else. I
don't know. People were saying that maybe. Chris Rock also got with Jada or something. Nah, dude, that nerds.
I mean, Chris, stop your flow. Chris. How a pussy bro. Um, yeah, dude,
you ever heard his shit on fucking Kanye? His album bro. Everybody he be getting that. Getting that real postered pussy? Who? Who re upholstered your pussy? Easy we opposed her mouth.
i He said to hear you say
no, I'm playing Can you slow down Can you slow down we're not done with Zoe Kravitz cuz she's my fuckin tell us about your wife Kravitz. So is Zoe Kravitz came out against because we have to come out against her. You come out for like be whatever. And she was again. You got to pick a side and Zoe Kravitz picked a side against Will Smith.
Yeah, she shouldn't have she
shouldn't have she should have kept her mouth shut because what happened? The Internet came back at her so they said Zoe Kravitz supports known abuser Alexander Wang made predatory comments about 14 year old Jaden and dated Ezra Miller when they were 1718. And she was 20 Plus, but wants to speak about will and draw the line at a slap. That was just some tweet that I saw. Um, by F T Sire, which the username is dumb Fikes
GF which is wild euphoria. And sire is an illusion to Jaden, I'm assuming because that's his middle name and his album name. Imagine being 14 years old, and Zoe Kravitz who's like 20 like flirts with you a lot and like give gives you those five
are you promoting on this podcast? No.
Yes I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Only for women who are fine. And if it's on a younger boy, that's like when I was 14 I'm on that. That's what I'm advocating for. Okay, and you can fucking fight me and hate me and call me whatever you want to call me. Okay, but if you want to if you want to tell yourself that that's not every fucking 14 year old boys dream in their life you my friend. Need to get a clue
is going down as my top five worst shakes in budget shot by guys. Top five best takes that no
fuck that. Everyone knows what the fuck I'm talking about. And if you don't
I'm just I'll
hold this
boop. It's almost as bad as it take is Zoe Kravitz being like, I think I'll go to a black wall like this is an Instagram Polack talk to my black friend. Okay, maybe has some black lunch. Watch out black movie. Oh guys, sing up black song black box and take a black nap in my black band. In my black sheets, and have some
back black drives wife she put she misspelled those two Yeah,
she funny for that happy to be black. Just don't need to say it in front of everything art is art. So, I mean I get what she's saying but like why is she hating being like? I mean who says that everything is black?
No. So I think what she's trying to say here is people in the mainstream business of acting music etc art her dominate know the people who know the bosses like the fuckin CEOs of like Atlantic Records and focus
on her dad like me.
Yes, but what I'm saying is, she's an artist. She's not like an executive at like, a fuckin production company. She she's not she's not moved them. Yes, but she's not them. And what I'm saying is the media general, I think what it's talking about is that maybe the, the the frequency with which people will call artists who are black, black artists, or will highlight their race, when that's not really necessary. You wouldn't say the white artist, necessarily. And I think that's
what she's getting at. It's like, Don't Don't call us black for everything because we're just people like, it's not black. It's not black. This is not black. That's just human. It's, you wouldn't say that. Oh, the fucking white. Or you wouldn't say any other color besides those two colors, especially because then it's actually really racist. So it's like what your
statement but like, Do you have any example of like that? Like somebody? No,
I'm just trying to clarify. I'm kind of trying to get the perspective of what she's claiming. And the Why is she
making that point? Because I don't like when I don't fucking know the fuck do they ever do that?
I don't know. Maybe she had an experience where she felt that that was prevalent. She's way more my bad. She's way more in the industry. She's a famous actress, daughter of a famous musician. So
maybe quite a bit. Yeah, all that.
I don't know. And she's a black woman. I'm not a black woman. I'm not even lying. I'm Italian.
Can we talk about the lady who was kissing herself? And that's what I wanted to know. Okay. I think that's real news. That's real.
Oh, you watch MSNBC you read The New York Times? Yeah, that's fake news. This right? Here's Real News.
So just a little backstory. This fucking lady literally is doing squats in the gym and like she knows that like she she purposely doesn't go to the bathroom before she works out. Because I so she can piss on the floor. Yeah, and I think she was saying it gives her like a little adrenaline
or I don't know about that. All I go. All I know is I go down to the fucking replies. And I think I saw someone say like, oh, this has to be for like a fetish fetish. Yeah, like a fetish. I
don't think cuz
that's not acceptable. How are you going to walk into a gym and piss on the ground? What are you a fucking dog?
Well, because I think this is one of those like, small like, you know, like heavy like, you know, person type gyms. You know what I mean? And it's
like a locally owned gym where they like let their friends come in and just piss wherever they want.
Why she thinks she would be calm. I get it. You're You're fuckin
like deadlifting like a lot. They're like, if you just want to piss on the floor like you're good. Like, can you clean it up for me? Maybe
not at Planet Fitness doing this? You know what I mean? I'm
like, How did you find this? Like locally owned gym? It was this dude back here who's like I'm just trying to get my 30 minutes of cardio and this
who is the customer just like her who pays his money?
Yeah, and he has to put up with fucking on the Biohazard on her on her fucking biohazard urine.
That's it is that you data as they need like bro she thinks she's probably like cleaning this shit just would have paper towels and this needs to be like cleaned with like real chemicals and shit like she's lower and pissing
on the bar.
That is that this is getting in the crack. Oh, that's disgusting.
Done with this Can we move on? No, we
don't have to move on. I'm just taking on this because this this is disgusting and I'm gonna dead this here. Okay, I'm done. Oh, this is the same shit. Oh.
Can we talk about the dude who was founded the only girls attic. Yo are such a sin for a girl that you've never met in real life IRL and you decide your We're gonna travel across the state you live in. cost the country you live in to sneak into her attic. You my friend are such an alpha.
You think he took the red pill is that he drove six hours,
bro. Ah,
I drove six hours bro
dog did a fucking little trip to Gainesville pulled up on shorties crib and just
not only that, but how long was he planning on staying there? We don't know. Did
he bring snacks with him? Like, like how did he expect? Oh, hang out there he gets well. She doesn't have a job. She's an only fans girl. You know, she doesn't go anywhere.
As crazy. Be careful.
Oh my God, dude, literally. I just I just I put yourself in that dude's shoes for a second.
I'm trying I don't want to.
I know you don't No one does. But try because that right there my friend is fucking ridiculous.
I mean, he broken at her house. He
re entering charge for some bell. And you don't, bro she doesn't even fucking know.
Probably. Only fans, girl
bro. You donated to her like 20 times. He doesn't even know your name,
not even a b&e. That's like a home invasion. That's
your Inside her home without her knowledge. And you're sneaking around and not leaving and no intention of leaving. Like it's not like you broke in when she was out and Oh, you got to get out for she comes back, bro. You waited for her to get back. Just you could kick it with her. He's nasty. You're nasty. You need help seek help immediately. No, he's he's going to jail. He's speaking of going to jail. Adams going to invade. Here's Adam. He's going to prison. He invaded the home
of democracy. He invaded the home of our government. June.
Is this acceptable? No. No, you know,
this. This is what people talk about when they say white privilege. Okay,
this picture is pretty funny, too. So if you don't know what we're talking about,
Adams going to prison is a public event by Adam Johnson, who famously is the Florida man who was seen on January 6, carrying the podium out of the Capitol looking at a person with a camera that takes pictures that are clear, with no mask on a smile and waving one hand waving at the camera. I see their hand holding a felony. No. What are you on? And now you're gonna go to prison. He didn't say going to jail party. He said Adams going to prison. They're going to prison. Okay, and
yeah, this dude is really gonna thunderstorm during his party. I feel sorry for him to be honest. What? April 1, we can actually pull up on that. Yo,
let me pull up let's pull up and do like a like a butcher shop like in person. Like, like, what is it? Like all gasp no brakes. Yeah. Yo, if we added that honor, like we can't even we could barely get a
fucking. And we're over here talking about driving to brain and yeah.
And now you want to talk about fucking MGK
Yeah, I'm not talking about MGK I wonder well, this.
This is the real play here. Looking good.
Is this what the world has come to? No pun intended. Oh, dude, when I saw this, and I looked
at it right. There's wild because it has
grimy and shit. I saw this and I really got disgusted.
I saw that I was like, Bill, I wish you'd text me back.
Too far now. I've heard God the other ones you guys had showed me But dude, this literally like looks like a pizza chicken.
That looks like no that looks like if you got a girl's vagina. Or whole genitalia and deep fried and beat you Friday at a fucking Kentucky Fried Chicken deep fryer. So weird. People can't hear what we're talking about. Let's keep going. Keep pushing. Push. It's a fucking
pocket pussy. It's a pocket usando it's a fucking pocket. No, because listen. Yeah, either way. We're talking about a KFC pocket pussy. It's getting disgusting out here.
So there's a North Carolina dog that was abandoned because its owners witnessed it humping another male dog and they're like, Yo, that's gay.
Babe and see that you saw that part?
Yeah, that's the story that their dog was humping another male dog. They were like, that's gay. I'm homophobic. I'm abandoning you. Real good Christians probably And it became a news story that they abandon their gay dog or they thought their dog was gay. Which dogs? I mean, yeah, dogs do that. That's just dog behavior. Dogs are just normal, normally gay. They hump everything. They hump anything.
What are you talking about? Um, trolling. So,
yeah, that's that. That's that story that eventually a gay couple adopted them. And it was, uh, was
Dan, thanks for adding me. What about Tom Holland being out in Boston? And this dude going on Twitter and being like, I'm sorry, but can we take a moment to praise? Tom isn't afraid to be around minorities?
Man What the fuck? Dude man what those
people on Twitter really a weird because
like yo, let's praise that he isn't afraid as people should be or would be usually are of minorities because you know, they're scary. Ah.
Dude, standing counter wiling just hearing their, you know, whatever. They're standing like, try to like, get away. He's not scared of black people.
He totally is dating up dude. Black girl.
So Charlie, is that how you say said Charlie Puth Puth. correcting a fan on Tik Tok who claimed his song light switch is about a girl. Charlie said it's about a person. And then. Okay. So essentially, I guess Charlie Puth has gotten to the point where no one is listening to his music.
So he needs to do something about it. Yeah. So what does this say? What does this say? We're just making gay yes to create his own gay allegations for people to listen to his music.