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The Butchelor

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In this podcast, Olive (@prozac__efron) and Amelia dissect and unpack the latest episodes from the Bachelor(ette) franchise with games, dreams, political campaigns, and Marxist analysis.
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SolidariTia

**UPDATE: AMELIA WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY APOLOGIZE FOR GIVING BRENDAN A ROSE IN THIS EPISODE. AMELIA WAS DUPED AND OPTIMISTIC ABOUT HIM AND NATASHA. AMELIA REGRETS THIS DECISION AND IS LEARNING FROM THEIR MISTAKES** Welcome to the Butchelor, a show where it's scissors all around. @butchelorpod

Sep 06, 202155 min

Hungry Hungry Grippos

In this here episode of the Butchelor, Olive and Amelia dust off their imaginary microphones for a recap of the highlights from the second half of Katie's season, then play a few rounds of Burning Yours Fears, Rose/Bud/Thorn, Bachelor in Par-Advice, and Fantastic Beefs and Where to Grind Them. Like our advice? Venmo @butchelorpod to show some love ;)

Aug 14, 20211 hr 6 min

The Hunter Becomes the Hunted (with Sarah Friend-of-the-Pod)

Wax On Wax Off. Butchelor hosts meet in person to discuss the latest from Katie’s season. Did you miss us? We missed you. Note: this episode, unlike the rest, is completely raw and unedited. You’re welcome. Want to buy Amelia a new laptop to edit with? Venmo @butchelorpod.

Jul 18, 20211 hr 8 min

Crying in the Club (with Emma)

In this extra special episode of the Butchelor, we've gathered the troops (Olive, Amelia, and special guest Emma @emma22luna) to discuss former bachelor Colton Underwood's latest gay announcement. Even though there's no current season, you can still support us with likes, ratings, follows, messages, and comments! We are still on IG at @butchelorpod or reachable at butchelorpod@gmail.com. You can hear A Song About God and Butt Stuff by Garfunkel and Oates here....

Apr 17, 202145 min

Batchelor-Stage Capitalism (with Sarah Friend-of-the-Pod)

In this episode, we get messy and analytical about the Episode 13 of Matt James' season, followed by a strange and somber After the Final Rose. Don't forget to drink tadpole water, and follow us @butchelorpod.

Mar 20, 202138 min

Fantastic Suites and Where to Find Them

Maybe next time he'll think before he (Fantasy) Cheats... This is an episode about Season 25 Episode 10. Find us on Venmo @butchelorpod: $5 For us to never attempt to freestyle again $10 For a secret $30 For us to get actual microphones and not have so many audio glitches $3,000 For us to bring Amelia's parents on $5,000 To stop us Follow us on IG @Butchelorpod or e-mail Butchelorpod@gmail.com

Mar 12, 202148 min

No Homes, No Towns

In this episode, Olive and Amelia are talking about Season 22, Episode 8. That's right, fake hometowns. Buckle up, because we're bringing the big bad vampire energy. To show some love for our beepy boopy minds, find us on IG at Butchelorpod or e-mail butchelorpod@gmail.com Note: We will be taking next week off because frankly, Women Tell All is going to be chaotic enough without us.

Feb 27, 202139 minSeason 2Ep. 8

PubeAnon

This week, your favorite gay jews are really on one about the christian hets. We discuss Season 25 Episode 7, and Chris Harrison's cancellation. To support our campaign for Noel to be the new Chris Harrison, venmo us at @butchelorpod or reach us at@butchelorpod on IGButchelorpod@gmail.com

Feb 20, 202152 min

Two Peas in a Pod(cast)

You know whose actions speak louder than their words? Fish's. In this episode, we discuss Season 25 Episode 6. All zodiac information referenced came from @bachelorhoroscopes on IG.Reach us at @Butchelorpod on IG or at Butchelorpod@gmail.com to show support for our movement for a Kissmulus package!!

Feb 14, 202152 min

Better Late than Never!

In this episode of the Butchelor, Olive and Amelia discuss Season 25 Episode 5, and turn into tiny rodents, exploring the Nemacolin and hiding inside of Chris Harrison's Toque. Then, we play some varsity-league sports, and literally get picked up by NPR. Reach us at @butchelorpod on IG or e-mail us at butchelorpod@gmail.com

Feb 07, 202149 min

Cite Your Sources

This week, we discuss Season 25 Episode 4, and listeners, we're a little upset. Reach/cite us at butchelorpod@gmail.com or on Instagram @butchelorpodWorks Cited.Smith, Molly, and Juno Mac. Revolting prostitutes: The fight for sex workers' rights. Verso Trade, 2018.

Jan 29, 202133 min

[name redacted] (with Sarah Friend-of-the-Pod)

Spoiler Alert: It's turtles all the way down. In this episode, we discuss season 25 Episode 3. Warning: this episode is NOT for the faint of heart. Follow @butchelorpod on IG or e-mail butchelorpod@gmail.com to send us your game suggestions or scandals.

Jan 23, 202150 min

Pirates of the Nemacolin

Do you like DRAMA? Do you like GHOSTS? Do you like BLUEBERRIES? Then this episode of the Butchelor is for YOU! This week, we're talking about the second episode of Matt's season (SSN 25 Episode 2), in which war is declared, a pirate ship sets sail, ghosts haunt the mansion, and our murder mystery plot takes a turn for the unexpected.

Jan 15, 202138 min

Microchip Me, Chris Harrison (ft. Clark and Alex)

On this week's episode of the Butchelor, we kick off Matt James' season (SSN 25 Episode 1) with guest appearances from Clark (IG: @arm_and_hamel) and his partner Alex. Together, Olive, Amelia, Clark, and Alex play games and explore some ideas for Batchelor spinoff shows, including (but not limited to): a crossover with the L word; a crossover with Clue (the movie); a crossover with Gossip Girl; and two jewish spinoff series' called The Shiksa and The Mensch.To ABC execs, if you're reading this t...

Jan 10, 202151 min

Off Week Bonus Episode: A Recipe for Seduction

Happy New Year! In this special episode, Olive and Amelia take a turn from the Bachelor franchise to discuss KFC and Lifetime's mini-movie: A Recipe for Seduction. Haven't seen it yet? The cinematic masterpiece is available free on youtube at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0e7Bj_7T3k.If you know why people go to country clubs, Venmo @Amelia-Goldstein-1If you would like to become a sponsor of The Butchelor, or help us out in any other way, e-mail butchelorpod@gmail.com

Jan 03, 202127 min

Close Encounters of the Final Kind

In this Christmastime episode of the Butchelor, Olive and Amelia unpack the final two episodes of Tayshia's season (episodes 11 and 12), then revisit their childhoods with games like Would You Rather, F/M/K, and M.A.S.H. Warning: we drop a lot of F-bombs.We apologize for the spotty audio here. Neither of us have microphones. If you would like to donate to our microphone fund, venmo @butchelorpod or e-mail butchelorpod@gmail.com to become a sponsor.Merry Christmas!

Dec 25, 202030 min

Wellness Shots Fired

In this episode of The Butchelor, Olive and Amelia discuss Season 16 Episodde 9 of the Bachelorette, including Tayshia's heartbreaking goodbyes, Amelia's campaign to put tadpoles in fountains, and crossovers with our favorite shows (Master Chef and Twin Peaks, of course).NOTE: In this episode, Amelia incorrectly refers to Antonia as a host on Iron Chef. She was a contestant, and then an all-star contestant, but never a host on Iron Chef. She was, however, a judge on Cutthroat Kitchen, which is w...

Dec 18, 202043 min

Sexy Therapist Fantasies

Content warning: discussion of Ben's suicidality; interrogation by lie detector.In this pioneer episode of The Butchelor, Olive and Amelia discuss Season 16 (Tayshia) episode 9 of the Bachelorette. They discuss the Bennett versus Noah drama, the lie detector test, Tayshia's hot date with sad boy Ben, and Olive's dreams and theories about Jojo and Tayshia.Support us at @butchelorpod on venmo or reach us at@butchelorpod on IGButchelorpod@gmail.com

Dec 13, 202038 min
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