¶ Intro / Opening
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Podcast. I'm your host, Tim Miller. So delighted to welcome back to the show. A staff writer at The Atlantic. Her books include Autocracy Inc., The Dictators Who Want to Run the World. Increasingly relevant by the minute. Uh now it's out in paperback. Uh it's Ann Applebaum. How you doing, Ann?
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¶ Hungary's Pivotal Election and Orbán's Rule
You were recently in Hungary covering the campaign. You wrote about that for the Atlantic. Before we get into your story. But give us the basics for people who've not been like following closely. Like when is the election? Talk to us about Peter Magyar. I I I kind of tried to describe his politics earlier this week, but I think it'd be better for people just to give a Full briefing from you.
So the election is soon. It's this Sunday. It's on the twelfth of April. I suppose the most important thing to know is that this is the first election in sixteen years where it feels like There's a really serious challenger to Victor Orban, and the challenger, at least in the opinion polls that we've seen, is way ahead.
Victor Orban is in the grand scheme of things not important at all. He's the leader of a very small country, less than ten million people, but he has taken on an outsize importance. to the American and European far right because he has deliberately set himself up as a model. So he's somebody who, just for those who want a little bit even deeper history, who was an anti-communist back in the days when I was also an anti-communist.
he spoke at an at a event in nineteen eighty nine, attracted a lot of attention, founded a youth party, um, was considered a leading liberal. in Central and Eastern Europe, was friendly with all the other leading liberals, had a scholarship to Oxford paid for by George Soros. And over the years he discarded that persona and he decided that his political career would be better served by him moving to the right. And he moved first to the center right and then to the far right.
Um I actually wrote about him in a previous book called Twilight of Democracy, where I talked about this process of radicalization in Europe and elsewhere. The main thing to know about him is that when he took power sixteen years ago, having he was in power once before and then he lost. He took power sixteen years ago and he was determined he was never gonna lose another election. And so he set out changing the Hungarian political system.
But he played around with the constitution, he changed the way voting works, and he slowly took over all the institutions of the Hungarian state. So the judiciary, the bureaucracy, with the help of these oligarchic companies that he helped to create. took over the media, the television stations, radio stations. Also those companies control between depending on who you ask, between about twenty percent and thirty percent of the Hungarian economy. Um and he built a s kind of nepotistic
corrupt system that keeps his party in power and keeps him wealthy. He owns a kind of neo Baroque palace somewhere in the countryside with zebras in the garden and that kind of thing. I mean it's all just like in just like in novels about dictators.
Zebras? That's a new data point for me. I did not know that that Orbans got zebras.
Zebras and then also the funny the funny part of the story is the zebras at some point disappeared. Um and so the question is where are the zebras? But that's we'll leave that because we're we don't know the store. We don't know what happened to the zebras. Maybe.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, go ahead.
I hope not. Anyway, but he created this system that was designed to make sure that he never lost. Oh, s and all also important that he took over universities. cultural institutions and he th he became a kind of role model for other far right parties and leaders, including most notably JD Vance and the MAGA world who
who literally imported his ideas. Many of one much of what Project Twenty Twenty Five is is based on the experience of Orban, the Trump um administration's assault on universities and DEI, a lot of that comes from Orban as well. They saw him do it. um and they're copying it. And so he has taken this outsize importance on the, as I said, American and European far right.
¶ Peter Magyar's Anti-Corruption Challenge
He is now being finally challenged by a leader who is from his party, who came out of his movement, Fidesch, the name of his political party, but who is younger, more energetic, and has focused on the the corruption of the regime. So the corruption of the party, the corruption of Orban, as well as the failures, because one of the things that happens when you take over the state
is you um and you especially when you take over the judiciary and the legal system is and you make your system untransparent, which is what they all want to do, it becomes much easier to steal. And so The system has become very corrupt, the economy is stagnant, um, the healthcare system is terrible, you know, the lack of normal conversation and normal politics has begun to bug people, and Peter Magyar has been hammering all those things home.
And Magyar himself is a little bit of a he's a little bit of a wild card. He's a he's very energetic. He's very emotional. Um he's been running this very emotional campaign. Lots of Hungarian flags and patriotism.
I know some of the people around him and they are genuinely committed to making Hungary into a different country. I mean, I should say another thing that's important about Hungary is that in the recent years Orban has also played the role of Russian puppet in Europe, which I know is very strange and hard to get your mind around if you think of Hungary as fighting the Russians in nineteen fifty six and you think of Orban as an anti communist in nineteen eighty nine.
But Orban's decided to link his fortunes to Moscow. He has um gas deals with Moscow, probably some that benefit his party as well as his you know, less so his country. And he plays the role of blocking EU money for Ukraine, blocking EU sanctions on Russia. And Magyar is has said he will he will change all that and he will change Hungary's geopolitical direction as well as its economics.
And just on just on Mag Yard, I just think this is important for people to understand'cause it's important as we'll get to the JD Vance side of this and how crazy it is, what side we're on of this fight. Like he's basically like I if you're gonna make an American analogy, like somewhere in the like Alyssa Slotkin
Central.
Liz Yeah, Liz Cheney type figure, right? Like he's uh you know, it this is not
L Liz Cheney, I mean, he comes from the ruling party. You know, he he left the ruling party because he was there were series of outrageous incidents and and evidence of corruption and so he left the ruling party.
Not a socialist, not somebody that's planting Right. I I just I g it's a it's important as we get to like how this thing is being framed. When you were there, you talk I think this is also kind of relevant.
¶ Orbán's Post-Reality Disinformation Tactics
to what could be coming for us here. And I think important to look at it through that lens. Uh you talk about this kind of post reality politics that they're living in. So Orban is now trying to run for this reelection, finally has a legitimate opponent. Economy is
shaky there. I like there are a lot you know, a lot of things in Hungary are, you know, not you know, he's not living up to the promises, maybe. I'm trying to think of the parallels to something that the Republicans might be going through soon, right? Conobey's not going well. He's not living up to a lot of his promises. And so the campaign they are running is just a full kind of earth to disinformation campaign to try to muddy the waters and denigrate Maggie.
Yeah, so the campaign is not even about Hungary. The campaign is seeking to create an an evil enemy that the Hungarians should be very, very afraid of. And believe it or not, that enemy is Ukraine. And all over Budapest when I was there, there were big posters of Zelensky. So not Orban, Zelensky with the with the slow.
Honoring him and honoring his f as a freedom fighter.
No, big poster Zelensky is saying don't let him get the last laugh, because the implication being that Zelensky and the Ukrainians. are a threat to Hungary. Like they might invade or they might do sabotage or they might create some violence inside Hungary. And you know, if you step back for thirty seconds or not even that, like five seconds, you realize how insane that is. So The Hun Ukrainians are fighting the Russians, like why would they invade Hungary?
But Orman has now run out of enemies because the migrant thing that he used for so many years, which I by the way had a had a seriously fake aspect to it as well, just isn't working anymore. There aren't any migrants in Hungary and there aren't any who want to go there.
you know, the LGBT threat, you know, that isn't really working either. You know, people just aren't that scared of of gay people. And so he's creating a new threat and he has to create it literally from scratch. And so there are these AI videos of Zelensky snorting cocaine on a golden toilet or Hungarian soldiers being shot in the head by presumably, I don't know, Ukrainian snipers. I mean that's a
completely post reality campaign. So it creates an absolutely fake world um for people to live in. And that's what he's been campaigning on. Magyar is trying to run a campaign that's about housing economy, you know, healthcare, but you know, and of course corruption, and trying to focus it on Maggie is running this very
grassroots campaign as well. The opposition doesn't have access to any mainstream media, any media actually, or in even billboard space they can't control because that's somehow owned by the government or owned by by the ruling party. And so they're running this intense grassroots campaign. Maggie is doing like six public meetings every day. I got a list of them actually for the last few days of the campaign, and it's very intense.
And Orbon is running this campaign that's like based as you say it in Earth tube.
Among the things that you mentioned in the article, I guess there was a a protest that people had signs, probe Orban signs that said we won't. Be a Ukrainian colony was on the sign. It's like what what and what are they even talking about? Then in order to advance this. imaginary world, Orban and the regime seized a Ukrainian truck, I guess, with bank cash and arrested people. Yep. And and maybe injected one of them with with something?
With truth serum something. Yeah.
What's the deal with that?
There was a regular bank run from a Ukrainian bank to I think to a bank in Vienna. I may for I may mix up the details, but they're in my article. And the Hungarians stopped them, uh made this whole fake story about how it was some kind of terrorist or money laundering incident.
m it was more than one truck. It was a and it was a group of people, injected one of them with truth serum or something and he had some kind of bad reaction and passed out. You know, but it was a crazy uh again, an attempt to create a fake incident that would convince people that there was some bad Ukrainian thing happening in Hungary. And actually since then there's been another incident where the Hungarians claim to have found
explosives on a pipeline between Hungary and Serbia. And the bizarre thing about this was I heard that that exact scenario was flagged like three weeks in advance before it happened. And people in Budapest were already talking, oh, this is what Orbot is going to do. And it was already being publicized and discussed as there will be this false flag operation, and then they did it anyway, as if no one knew what it would be, and I'm told it had very little impact.
th you know, they keep trying to create incidents and create stories and use use the police or use the army in order to create some image of of threat and danger so that people will say, Well, we better unite behind the leader.
One other tactic that they're gonna use that uh we might see back here is uh just good old fashioned cheating. Cheating through like quasi-legal means, which I think is what the Republicans are trying to do with the Safe Act. In twenty twenty one they Fedez passed a law allowing Hungarians to vote wherever they had a registered address, not just where they live, creating like this voter tourism.
you know, where many, many people can register at the same house. It's kinda funny'cause it's what the MAGA folks say is happening here. Right. Um, but they're they're actually doing it in Hungary. And so I I mean that's basically the the plan, right? Like that they can put their thumb on the scale of the system, having people fr from maybe Serbia uh across the border voting in Hungary, combine that with this disinformation campaign, Romania, excuse me.
¶ The Battle for Reality in Politics
Yeah. Yeah. Uh combine that with the disinformation campaign and like that's that's what they've got left. Which and so which is in some ways it's it's ominous, but it's also maybe encouraging that they're backed into this corner that that's you know, that's what they're left to do strategically.
Yeah, I guess as you said, the question is, does this this high scale of intense fake propaganda work? You know, can people really be transported into an alternate and different reality? And can enough corners be cut around the edges there's a way of cheating by a w a way of paying people to vote that they may try as you say, there are these houses in eastern Hungary where there's sort of twenty people registered to vote suddenly.
there's already built into the system the way the electoral system works and the constituencies worked, you know, the the opposition party would already have to have something like fifty five percent of the vote in order to have a majority because it's already tilted in the direction of Fidesz. So there are a lot of things that are already
you know, as I said, built into the system to help Fidesh win. And those have worked for them so far. I mean, they worked for them for the last several elections. And we'll see. I mean, Magir is getting these huge crowds. And as I said, it's this very
very grassroots campaign. And people said to me, look, we we know we can't reach people through media. We know that, you know, people are live in alternate worlds online. And so we're trying to reach them in real life. And it's a small enough country that maybe they can do it.
Well knocking on wood, you you have this uh phrase in the article about how reality may be reasserting itself. And it's interesting when I read that, it's I can it's something I've been saying when I'm speaking to like democratic groups and activist groups. I was speaking to one yesterday uh uh before I re had read the article fully and I was making that point basically, which is that you like
You have to have faith that that is gonna happen and you have to work to help real reality reassert itself. But I do think that that ends up being, you know, kind of this weakness of these authoritarian regimes. Like if you rely too much on propaganda and fake news. Like that it works obviously to a point, but eventually there's like a level of suffering or a level of betrayal among the electorate.
¶ JD Vance and the Distortion of Western Values
where there may be a backlash and and hopefully we'll see that this weekend in Hungary. I do have something on that. I do want to play the JD Vance clips as well because I think that's pretty important.
No, no. The J D Vans thing is really extraordinary actually, given Given everything that we know about Orban, given his affinities with Russia and China, given even his foreign minister apparently held out a helping hand to Iran after the Israelis attacked Hezbollah. after the Pager incident last year, you know, this is a this is a regime that is firmly aligned with the autocratic world. And yet the American vice president went there to promote it.
And gaslight people. And in a speech I put a c one of the clips from his speech yesterday to with David French and it's he's talking about how if you're for Western civilization, you're for Orban. And it's like words don't even have meaning. What does West I guess Western civilization just literally means white people now? But it's like, hey, we're on the side of Russia.
in this battle against a party that is pushing for rule of law and and reunification with Europe. Like what what is Western civilization if not that?
No, no, I mean Western civilization, as far as I'm concerned, is you know, the hi the whole history and you can go back to ancient Rome, to the Roman Republic if you if you want to do classical civilization. It's the history of democracy, it's the history of of more inclusive politics, it's the history of communication. There's a lot in Western civilization that
Russia and China and Iran are trying to destroy. And the countries who are defending Western civilization are the democracies. Democratic civilization is Western civilization and the fact that
Orbana's aligned with forces who want to destroy democratic civilization, I would think would be an obvious reason for an American not to support it. But you're right. I mean, they twist words and they twist language. Vance described He used language describing it sounded like he was describing Orban's opponents as a small band of radicals, you know, as if there were some small Marxist groups that were trying to, I don't know, destroy marriage or something or, you know
you know, rape children, you know. But Magyar's movement is, you know, at the very least it's half of Hungary and and probably more. And they're all Hungarians and and they're all participating in public life and they're waving Hungarian flags and they're singing the Hungarian national anthem. You know, to mischaracterize it as a small band of radicals is also as you say, gaslighting.
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¶ Vance's Ignorant View on Ukraine War
So in addition to framing Orban as being on the side of God and Western civilization and all this other nonsense, JD Vans actively participated in this disinformation campaign and this alternate reality campaign that you're talking about pret with regards to the Ukrainians. I wanna play a clip of his conversation. When he was over there, he did the campaign speech, but he also I did an interview at uh Matthias College there. Let's let's take a listen.
So first of all, I wasn't even aware that Zelensky had said that he was gonna send private soldiers to the Prime Minister's residence until yesterday. Victor actually told me that, and then I went and looked it up. Almost couldn't believe it's true, but it's true. It's completely scandalous. You should never have a foreign head of government Foreign head of state threatening the foreign threatening the head of government of an allied nation. It's preposterous. It's unacceptable.
Uh the head of a foreign state should never threaten uh foreign ally. That's interesting. That's something he should talk to his boss about. I love he how he's also I'm just learning about these things. I was just I was talking to Victor and he's like, Zelensky's coming in. I mean the whole thing is insane.
No, it's Zelensky did make an unfortunate half joking comment about, you know, something like that, but you know, to make it into a real threat is nuts. And it's even more nuts given that Trump literally was going to invade an ally, you know, Denmark, and has repeatedly threatened leaders of other countries, you know, repeatedly insults, threatens, tariffs. punishes, um, shouts at
leaders of foreign countries and Vance himself is sitting in a foreign country playing a role in their campaign while saying it's very bad to play roles and, you know, to be involved in other people's campaigns. There's this level of surreality that's very hard to
Cope with.
He's a little worse at it than Trump and Orban, you know,'cause he's trying so hard to be clever and I don't know, it just comes off as so so phony. I don't know, in some ways it's like revealing of the lie because he's being just too clever by half with his little patronizing tone about that. I want to play one other clip and kind of move us over to the ongoing conflict in Ukraine. In the same interview, Vance gave his uh his take on the status of the Ukraine war. Let's listen to that too.
What I would say to both the Russians and the Ukrainians is th you know, we're talking about haggling at this point over a few square kilometers of territory in one direction or another. Is that worth losing? hundreds of thousands of additional Russian and Ukrainian young men? Is that worth an additional months or even years of higher energy prices and economic devastation? We think the answer is clearly no, but it takes, you know, two to ten goats.
Just like the the way in which he frames up the war just continues to be such an affront and an outrage.
It's an affront and an outrage because the war is not about a few kilometers. You know, the war is about whether Ukraine gets to exist as a nation. And the Russians have and I've said this before, I'm probably on your program, you know, the Russians have never said they want to cease fire. They have never given up their main war aim, which remains the conquest of all of Ukraine or the control of all of Ukraine.
They've never conceded that Zelensky is the legitimate leader of Ukraine. You know, none of this has ever happened. And Ukrainians have been continually pressured by the Trump administration to give up territory to Russia. And the Ukrainians keep saying, What will we get in return? How do we know if we give up territory the war will end? And the answer is they don't. You know, they there's nothing. No one has given them anything.
Uh and the territory they're being asked to give up is heavily fortified territory. This is like fortress towns that have you know that have been protected and fought over for years and years, places where Ukrainians live. You know, you're not just giving up territory or giving up you know a protective zone. If you gave it up, you would then m enable the Russians to move further.
I mean, I suppose it's because they don't want to understand it. You know, what they want to do is they want a quick business deal between the United States and Russia and they want to move on and the war is in their way. And so they keep talking about it like it's some trivial you know, trivial problem that, you know, Zelensky's just blocking it and if he would just step out of the way we could solve it. It's just a profound kind of arrogance and ignorance and hubris wrapped into one.
You know, this this is a really big war. It's a it's a war about European civilization, the same civilization they say they care about. It's about whether
And sovereignty, their favorite word. They talk about it all the time. Yeah.
Do the Ukrainians not deserve sovereignty? I mean so anyway, it's illustrative of their deep shallowness and the as I said, their inability to even spend five minutes trying to understand what these Conflicts around the world are about. I mean, you know, we haven't talked about Iran yet, but I mean, they didn't even talk to the Iranian opposition before starting that war.
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¶ US Threats to the Vatican and NATO
I wonder back into the Iran stuff with just a couple of the other uh little news items um related to how we're engaging with our European friends and allies uh as we engage that war. Um and then we'll get to the ceasefire itself. This is the craziest story.
And I just think it's an interesting pairing with what we saw in Hungary with JD Vance, you know, talking about how you should not be threatening allies in any way. Also, one of your colleagues at the Atlantic wrote a great story about uh Glad and Poppin. There's like this American Catholic integralist type who's now an Orban advisor who wants Melania to rule as Queen of America and to their and JD Vance's new book is about his Catholicism. It's like all of this like
they're trying to tie their Catholicism and and the religion into the nationalism in a very real way. Simultaneously to that, we had a story that broke yesterday This is from my buddy that writes letters from Leo. It's a good substack about about Pope Leo. Uh in January behind closed doors at the Pentagon.
Under Secretary of War for Policy, Elbridge Colby, summoned Cardinal Christophe Pierre, Pope Leo's then ambassador to the US, and delivered a lecture. America, Colby and his colleagues told the Cardinal, has the military power to do whatever it wants. The Catholic Church had better take its side. As tempers rose, one US official reached for a fourteenth century weapon and invoked the Avong papacy.
the period when the French crown used military force to bend the Bishop of Rome to its will. Like we literally brought the ambassador from the Holy See to the Pentagon and told them Popleo's gotta get in line. All right. We're gonna do some invasions and we're gonna need Pop Leo on our side.
It's an amazing story, although at first I I wasn't sure if I believed it, but if you if you look at the timing of it. It makes sense because this supposedly happened in January, and you can actually hear in the in the way the Pope has talked about the war in Iran and the way in which he's talked about migrant issues and immigration issues inside the United States. that he he senses a threat from
from America and you know, and the th and the threat turns out to have been a real threat. The ambassador from the Holy See inviting him to the Pentagon and a Pentagon American military official threatening him and saying, you know, the Pope better shape up and support us or else he's in trouble. I mean again, it's this level of sort of arrogance and
uh failure to understand reality and also the failure to understand what American influence is and can be. You know, American influence in the past never worked through military threat. At least not in Allied countries, you know, work through the power of persuasion and example. And the idea that you can threaten the Pope and that that's
You know, I mean, anyway, I I many have observed that what's really impressive about the story is that someone in the Pentagon or in the Trump administration knew what the Avignon Papacy was. I mean that's kind of
I disagree with that. So here is why I was with you. I was skeptical it was true as well. And then it was confirmed by by Christopher is doing good reporting on the Vatican. But for me, that was the anecdote that made me realize that made me think, no, only these clowns are dropping the Avignon pass.
So you didn't make that up, right?
Can't make that.
You couldn't invent that detail.
Invent that anecdote. And it's important to understand like the combination of people that Trump has around. Like he has. like total losers and clowns who had no hope in politics and and he was their ticket, like he is them. And then there's a handful of like aggrieved Super dorks, okay, like Russ Volt, who got swirl lead in high school and went to Harvard and Yale, and now this is their moment for revenge. And those are the guys that are dropping the Avignon Papacy historical threat.
To the ambassador from the Holy See. Um, similarly on threats uh to NATO over Iran, just two bleats from the president over the past twenty four hours. All caps, NATO wasn't there when we needed them, and they won't be there if we need them again. Remember Greenland, that big, poorly run piece of ice.
And then posted this morning, none of these people, including our own, very disappointing NATO, understood anything unless they have pressure placed upon them. I think he's trying to say that they don't understand anything unless they have pressure placed upon them.
So that's it. I mean he's getting he's like threatening L Greenland obliquely, threatening NATO again, upset that they did not join us in the war of choice in Iran that we did not ask them to be a part of or brief them on or include them in in any way.
Right. So, you know, we put tariffs on Europe, we insulted Europeans, we sneered about Europe's own security needs, which involve mostly revolve around Ukraine and winning the war there. And, you know, we've already talked about advances. you know, dismissive attitude to that war.
¶ Trump's Incoherent Foreign Policy
We didn't tell them we were going to invade Iran or whatever we did to Iran bomb Iran. We didn't involve them in it. And if you look at the kind of the timeline of Trump's comments about Europe, you know, he first he says we don't need you, then we do need you and then we don't need you.
and then the British say they're gonna send some ships, I think, to defend some interests in the Gulf or in Cyprus and then you it's too late to send ships, we've already won the war. You know, in this kind of stream of insults and invective, which I think comes from the fact that, I mean, Trump I think he's now at the point I don't know whether it's psychological or physical deterioration, I just I'm not able to explain it.
He does he no longer seem to connect the events of one day with the next day. You know, and what he says, he doesn't he acts like it won't have any impact. You know, when you insult the leader of a country, that is heard in that country and that affects how you are perceived by that country and these are democracies. Trump is unbelievably unpopular all across Europe. You know, in Denmark it's like ninety percent unpopularity. This war in Iran is unbelievably unpopular in most of Europe.
And they're not gonna leap to the defense of an unpopular president fighting an unpopular war, especially when they know that if they did, that would be forgotten the next day too. I mean what you know, you helped Trump and then so what? You know, he doesn't remember. I mean he's He's insulted the countries who sent troops to Afghanistan and and the people who died there.
You know, Vance said something about Afghanistan that was a long time ago. We don't care about that anymore. You know, the only time that Article five of NATO, this is the the thing in the treaty that says, you know, an attack on one is more or less an attack on all. The only time it's ever been invoked was after nine eleven. And the only countries who've ever fought on behalf of another country are Europeans fighting for the United States.
The other thing is, you know, it's it's also just not true. I mean, that the US has been using European bases all the way through this conflict. That plane that went down in Iran took off from a British base. You know, the German bases are in constant use. you know, the US would have no ability to fight in the Middle East if it wasn't for the European bases. It's unreal, it's detached from reality. I I mean the only th other thing I can think is that it's his
You know, the war isn't going the way he thought it would. He needs somebody to blame, you know, he doesn't want to blame the Russians, you know, because they're his friends, and so he's looking for some kind of target. You know, it's NATO's fault.
Uh we should have mentioned, uh or I should have mentioned during the when we were discussing Hungary, like that's another crazy part about all of this. Like he's blaming NATO and they're campaigning for Orban in Hungary, who's on the Russia side of that election. Meanwhile, the Russians are providing aid to Iran. And helping them shoot down our planes and helping them uh go after our s our soldiers. We're not in a hot war with Russia, but like through proxies.
I we are kind of at war with Russia right now, too. And yet the we're on their side everywhere else.
And and have been for a long time. I mean the Russian cyber attacks, Russian sabotage. Those are the main security issues in Europe and they're issues for us as well, you know, for our bases around the world and probably inside the United States as well. And yet Trump, you know, is fixated on the idea that his enemy is, you know, France.
And Britain.
and Germany as opposed to the actual enemies and the actual enemies of democracy, who are you know, who are Russia and China and and Iran. It's it's it's a it's a very, very weird inability to shift some ancient prejudice he has, I don't know, from the nineteen eighties.
¶ Trump's Reality Show Approach to Diplomacy
Yeah, the lack of object permanence that Trump has is really important an important observation because I I think he wants the other guys to have that too. We're like McCrone wakes up one day and it's just like every morning is a clean slate. Like I need you to it doesn't matter what happened. And for Trump it it's reminiscent a little bit for me. This is
Something that has worked for Trump politically, but like we're seeing the weakness of of this trait. But like back in 2016 on the debate stage, like Trump would be on stage and like talk about how Jeb's wife is an illegal immigrant, and that's why Jeb likes
illegal immigrant drug trafficking killers or whatever. And then they would leave stage and on the way back he'd be like, What's going on this weekend? You wanna go golfing? You wanna come by the club? Right? Like it was all just fake. It was all you know, it's all performance, right? Trump perceives all of this like he perceives the apprentice.
Right, or WWE. And so for him, it's like, yeah, I can whatever, threaten Greenland one day and then the next day say, Hey, we need you guys to send us some troops and put them at risk. And I think that like he literally either is incapable of making that connection or like that type of attitude has worked for him for so long that he just assumes that that it will work and everyone will bend to his will and everyone is kind of like him in a way. They just don't admit.
No, he ha he has no sense of history. He doesn't understand that he says something it has a reaction. He it's as if he has no memory and other assumes that others have no memory. Um, you know, Greenland, just to just to fixate on that for one second, this was a huge trauma in Denmark. I've been to Denmark since then.
The Danes are still talking about it. So the Danes got ready for for a variety of reasons, public and private statements made by Trump. They got ready. They were prepared for an American invasion. So that meant They went through the thought process. What will we do? Will we shoot down American planes?
you know, will our soldiers shoot American soldiers? Will they shoot us? What what are gonna be the economic consequences of that? And other European countries were involved in that conversation too, you know, the Germans and the French and Poles and others.
They knew there might be a war in Denmark between Den Denmark and the United States and everybody got ready for the catastrophic consequences of that. And then okay, Trump then went to Davos and he made a speech and he mixed up Greenland and Iceland a few times and he
sort of backed off and I you know, but do you think everybody forgot about that? You know, do you think the Danish military forgot that they had been through that exercise, or the Germans forgot that they were you know, nobody forgot, you know, and so You know, the fact that Trump forgets it doesn't mean that, you know, that it the slate is blank for for the rest of Europe. Everybody remembers, everybody knows that there's no there's no value in doing anything for Trump because he doesn't
You know, he doesn't remember or he doesn't or doesn't count. What only counts is what he cares about right now.
In that second.
¶ Madman Theory Fails in Iran
In that second, is he winning right now? That's all he cares about. And that's not how the rest of the world works.
To that point, really great newsletter from my colleague Andrew Eger this morning on on how this negotiation over the ceasefire in Iran is demonstrating the end of Madman theory here. Madman theory is this idea that Trump benefits from the fact that like he's so crazy that the uh counterparties do bend to his will because they're worried that, you know, he might do, you know, this extreme thing that no other democratic leader would have done in the past. Andrew writes about it like this.
somehow Trump and his supporters insist that his threats to Iran are supposed to exist in some mythical space. where we on our side are permitted to discount them as not real, but they on their side are expected to take them deadly seriously. This is supposed to unlock for Trump
devastating levels of negotiating pressure that only he can access. I that's basically what Trump defenders have been saying about him for a long time. And there have been ways in which that is true. Like ways in which certain leaders have given him things because it they're like, it's just not worth dealing with the crazy guy.
on the corner.
The problem is that this situation has uh revealed the limits of that. And we have this morning as we're taping this, obviously this is a dynamic situation. The strait isn't open. There isn't really an agreement actually. There's no agreement over whether Lebanon was part of the deal. Trump bleats this morning, all ships, aircraft, and military personnel are going to remain in place around Iran until such time as there is a all caps real agreement reached.
Our great military is loading up and resting, looking forward to its next conquest. So like that's where we're at right now. We're like Trump made this big threat, presuming that the Iranians would buckle. And the Iranians, like, you know, paid him some lip service, cut a deal, but like, not really. I mean, the street is still being heavily monitored by them. They're making ships go through like along the Iranian shore and taking bribes from people. So that's the state of play right now.
That's the state of play and and we've still never heard you know, what's the plan to get out of it? You know, it it is a bizarre negotiation. I mean, on the one hand you have this completely unreliable, uninformed you know, I guess Trump and uh and now they're sending Vance, who's, you know, equally unprepared and has equally no no basis of knowledge in the region. You know, on the other side you have a the hardened remnants of a theocratic regime whose leader is probably in a coma.
somewhere deep inside in the country, probably underground somewhere. And you know, is that a reliable team of people to do business with? I mean, do they even control all of the all of their military units? I mean the IGRC, the the Revolutionary Guard supposedly had you know, after the leadership was killed, I think by plan had splintered. And so there are different groups now who are operating, maybe not even in contact with one another.
I mean, so it's not even clear like who is negotiating with who and are the right people even speaking to the other right people? And is there a deal even to be done? I mean, we've created this very bizarre situation where I mean the regime is still in place and uh you know and so on, but but the leadership is it's unclear who the real leaders are.
Yeah, as you talk, it's making me think about it that maybe madman theory is working on Iran side this time. Maybe the feeling is that they're the madmen, right? I honestly, because just being blunt about the situation. Trump had to beg Pakistan like a dog to help him get out of this. Right? Like I mean they sent Pakistan the language for a tweet that was that said, Hey, we're making progress
you know, hopefully you will come to the table, Mr Trump, you know, to try to save face. But we wrote the language that we sent to Pakistan to for them to put out, you know, Pakistan calling on Iran and and the US to come to the table for a ceasefire. So we asked them to do that and now we're trying to get a negotiation to happen in Islamabad while the strait is quasi closed and we're sending Vance
Who's who has, as you mentioned, no expertise. But the only advantage he has in this situation, in this negotiation, is that he doesn't want anything out of it. Like they can give Iran whatever they want. Like we have no goals. We have no objectives. Like basically all we want out of it is like letting the you know, letting global trade get back to some quasi normal place where maybe we can take some money.
The only thing we want out of it is to go back to where we were before.
Yeah. May and maybe get some cash. Maybe get half the toll money in the strait.
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Right, but like so then it's easy to negotiate, kind of, because it's like we're not really asking them for anything because we didn't have a
We don't have any goals anyway. No. Another a colleague of mine, Nancy Yusuf, wrote a very good piece published yesterday, the day before, you know, saying that basically none of the goals that have been dis were described by the administration, you know, or by Trump over the weeks of the war, you know, that gave different goals at different times, none of them have been reached. I mean, certainly not regime chain.
which they never even really attempted. They didn't ever talk to the Iranian opposition. They didn't ever involve them anyone else in the conversation. They don't seem to have destroyed the Iranian military, which at some points was the goal. They don't seem to have destroyed
the Iranian nuclear program, which was sometimes also the goal. What did we achieve? I mean, well, I guess we destroyed a lot of Iranian military assets, but now the world is in a worse situation because the Iranians have first of all demonstrated that the Gulf states, all of which depend on this illusion of safety and freedom and desalinization plants in order to exist, has shown that they're more vulnerable than
anybody thought. So he's that's destabilized the region and and also Iran has now taken control of that strait and has said they're gonna, you know, make people pay to go through it. So I didn't understand what's been gained.
¶ Iran War: Disastrous Outcomes, Missed Opportunities
To this point, I mean I think I guess I have to I don't have my podcast guest list in front of me, but I think pretty much everybody I've had on this podcast loathes the Iranian regime and if they could snap their fingers, you know, would have had a peaceful transition. to a different regime that offers more freedom for their people. Right. So like Of course. Yeah. So everybody wants that. And so like the point of this, like the conversation is all around the question of like
How can you go about that in a way that is effective, you know, that could be helpful with minimizing potential costs and risks? And so I just in order to be as fair as possible, I just this this blew me away this morning. And somebody that I follow on social media over the National Review who's been a supporter of the war, of the actions.
talked about the state of where we're we are at with the ceasefire. And I just want to read some of this. This has become a unilateral ceasefire with Washington alone abiding by its top line term. The consequences of letting this status quo persist are grave. The US would effectively cede its role as guarantor of global maritime navigation rights.
The world would make its own separate arrangements, spheres of influence would arise. The evidence that the modest or even theoretical application of force to a contested waterway can close it will tempt Beijing to test the premise. all but ensuring a soft or hard blockade of Taiwan. That's from somebody who thought this was good.
Like and they're like we're risking a a permanent end to peaceful global maritime navigation. We saw uh um Joselle Donnelly's writing with this in the bulwark this morning. Like so the stakes and risks are just so high and like the geopolitical, you know, potential for things unraveling so great. And it's like for what?
This is the other thing Trump is incapable of doing. Like the word geopolitics and the word it's like the word strategy, they mean nothing to him. So the idea that something happens in Iran and that has implications for Taiwan. you know, or implications, you know, on an another part of the planet, or that
people, you know, see what happens in one place and they draw conclusions in another place. Like he can't think like that at all. He can only think in terms of what's happening this minute and how do I solve this problem. And Iran is now this problem for him. He just wants it To go away. Like he wants the Ukrainian war to just go away. You know, if we just want to mag Abra Abracadabra disappear. He even said something like that.
you know, he tweeted something a few days ago saying, oh, the Strait of one day the Strait of Hormuz will just open. It will just magically open. You know, just like COVID would one day it would just magically disappear. You know, he he has these fantasies about problems just disappearing. And that's literally how he thinks.
I can't tell you how many people I've had this argument with is the Europeans and foreigners, you know, they like you know, there must be something else going on. It's impossible that the American president doesn't have a strategy and doesn't understand that, you know, if he breaks up with NATO, that will have an effect on Russia, or if he does something in Iran that will have an effect on China. It's impossible that he doesn't understand that. But he he genuinely doesn't.
Okay, I'm gonna move on to a couple of really quick final topics. Is there anything else I didn't ask you about with regards to the conflagration in the Middle East that you want to get off your chest?
The only thing that continues to upset me, and this is the piece I wrote at the beginning of the war, you know, continues to upset me, is the administration's failure to talk to any Iranians. You know, they're there are Iranians to talk to. They're they're in exile. Maybe there's some inside the country. They're Iranian democrats. They're Iranian monarchists. If you want to talk to the son of the Shah.
the failure to include them in any conversation to understand to you know to to listen to people who are actually affected by this conflict, that drives me crazy. I don't understand why I mean even even Iraq, which you could argue was w despite all the planning and was also a disaster. I mean in Iraq we did talk to Iraqis and there was some attempt to understand what Iraqis might want. And here there's just nothing. And I think that's I think that's an important cause of the of the disaster.
bleak topics when we're together, you know, and and I feel bad about that because you're a happy person. And so we're gonna try to end with an actual happy thing today. But I have to laugh about the fact that I w I went to look at the outline of our last discussion. Try to see what we had talked about, kind of refresh my memory, see if there's anything I missed I wanted to get back to today. And in my outline, the final topic for Happy Talk was maybe some good news for Iran question mark.
'Cause it was in January. I know this is a it's pretty macabre laughter, but it was in January right when those protests were starting and the regime seemed And like this is the thing this is one of the things that frustrates me so much about this whole thing is like they all they all just keep lying about why we did this too.
And they they keep lying when they're creating post hoc new rationales for like the real purpose of this was degrading their navy or whatever. It's just like fuck you. Like we know what happened. Like the real purpose of this was they seemed weak. in January and Israel saw an opportunity. MBS saw an opportunity. And you know, we thought that, hey, maybe we c if we can just like knock over one block here, the whole thing will come tumbling down.
And like that was the initial point of doing this. And we're farther away from that than ever.
Yeah, I know. It's it's the thing I'm most upset about actually. I'm most upset about what is what this does to Iran and Iranians.
¶ Kari Lake's USAGM Mismanagement
Final topic. Let's make fun of Carrie Lake for a second. You wrote A couple months ago now, um, about what's been happening with the US Agency for Global Media, which she's allegedly running. I've had a few run ins with old Carrie. But I haven't really followed that that closely. So what's get us up to speed? What's what's happening there? Is she managing an efficient ship?
Uh no. No. Kerry Lake has run the really a disastrous um ship. Sure. US Agency for Global Media runs Voice of America but it also runs some other things, r uh Radio Free Europe, Radio Liberty, which are the radio stations that run in Russia and Belarus and other places.
Radio Farda actually, which is in Iran, that's part of Radio Free Europe. Radio Free Asia, which broadcasts in in in Mandarin and Korean and North Korea, and actually was famously broke the story of the oppression of the Uyghur people in China. There are some very legit, very good journalists who've been part of
Uh you know, not all of it is excellent or wonderful, but a lot of it's very good and in some places it's really important. And she took over, I think initially thinking maybe she was gonna become a T V star by doing so. And then I don't know, inspired by Musk and some crazy people on on on X.
She decided actually her job was to destroy the whole thing. And so she literally set out to fire everybody and break up everything and and the whole thing. The journalists and the system fought back, people sued her. And what's happened m most recently is she started losing. lawsuits. And one judge has already said she needs to reinstate everybody that she fired at VOA. And there's also a bizarre legal question as to whether she is even legally in charge of USAGM.
whether she's even able to do it because she was appointed in a strange way and according to the law, she's not she we sh would need Senate confirmation, which she doesn't have. And on top of all this, like actually what she spends most of her day doing all the time is tweeting, you know, nonstop stuff about Trump and Rick Grinnell and the Trump Kennedy Center and
uh you know, so mostly what she does is promote herself all day long and meanwhile seek to destroy this agency which used to do good things. And I should say another piece of the story is has wasted hundreds of millions of dollars in doing this. Hundreds of millions. You know, she fired a lot of people illegally and that meant their salaries were still being paid. She shut offices in such a way that she will have to pay fines for having shut them. You know, she broke contracts.
I mean almost everything she has literally trail of destruction behind her. And now it's not even clear she was even legally able to do that. Which I think's that's the good news. Courts fought back.
¶ Recommended Reading: Furious Minds
Yeah. So to sum up, Carrie Lake is a loser who's pretending to be in a job she doesn't really have. That's familiar. That seems like a trend for her. All right. We'll close with this. Jeff Goldberg uh got mad at me a couple of weeks ago because uh he was t trying to suggest to me
some World War Two military strategy book that I should read. And I'm like, I'm sorry, I I only have time for one Atlantic book club and it's Anne Applebaum's. And uh it's an informal one. You've previously suggested the Captive Mind. The Opermans, The Director, a Poem, a poem, that's nice. The Choice of Comrades, What We Can Know by Ian McEwen was the most recent suggestion. Anything else? Anything you're reading, watching, a TV, a streaming show?
Do you have anything anything bringing you joy that you'd like to add to the list of Anne Applebaum recommendations?
I don't know about Joy, but I really enjoyed Furious Minds by Laura Field. Have you read that yet?
I'm gonna get in trouble fr that I haven't read it because I love Laura and she wrote As she was doing the research for the book, uh, she wrote for the bulwark some really great pieces um that I that I enjoyed. And so for that reason, I kind of felt like I kind of get it. So I haven't read the whole book yet, but I should I should read the whole book. It is on my list as well.
What's really useful about it for those who don't know, it's a it's a kind of academic history of the far right and it places them in, you know, the universities and academic spaces they came from. And she observed them as they were developing. And so there's some good character portrayals and a lot of stuff made more sense to me after I read it. And it's very well done. It's a good book.
I needed this kick in the ass. I apologize, Laura, that I haven't read it. Uh you know, there's I'm do there's a lot of content creation happening out here. Furious Minds, that is a great suggestion. We'll put a link. And the show notes. That is Ann Applebaum. I will be here tomorrow taping from California. So it might come out a little bit late.
And uh then on Monday Sarah and Bill Kristol will be sitting in for me and then I'll be back on Tuesday. All right, everybody, appreciating Apple Bomb so much as always, and we'll see y'all back here tomorrow.
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