Episode Twenty-Four: Sometimes Twenty-three
In order to make ends meet the Boys seek out a mysterious fellow named Carl Stout Jr., a world renowned provider of betta splendens

In order to make ends meet the Boys seek out a mysterious fellow named Carl Stout Jr., a world renowned provider of betta splendens
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Jake and Jastin decide to invest in the silent film industry only to realize that Groucho Marx is going to be problematic for both the Right and the Left in 2020. After that failed venture into capitalism, the Boys realize that the London Zoo doesn't even have a yeti exhibit and that Pete Rose was just a hardcore trash-talker who was ready to put his money where his mouth is
Jastin appears to be running late for a very important date, but aren't we all? He's probably stuck in some Alpine traffic with Alice due to that impromptu banana run he decided to make. Reading about Pompeii has an interesting effect on some folks; for Jastin he gets strange cravings. Guns are an interesting thing as well. They don't seem to be bound by the laws of physics. Probably because Newtonian physics are a lie. Firearms can also be used as an MFA option by the way #themoreyouknow
Justin decides to force his way into the Brother #1 spot with all the moxie of a chimpanzee throwing feces at a sweet, old lady on a Saturday afternoon. In order to counter costs, he discovers the vast treasures to be made in the high profit pie industry. But before making money you have to spend money, and that’s just what Justin does, even though the point of making money is to make up for the money he already spent. So what does he do? Buy an $8 gas station chimpanzee. Let’s pray that the Boy...
The Boys become Boxcar Kids after diss dancing with Franklin in his basement. After Justin invests in a chimpanzee named CoCo the Boys decide to start planning RatCon 2021. Hopefully they'll be able to get Charlie and Theo to compete and final settle the question as to who is the TRUE rat king
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN THE STUDIO!!! At least for a moment before yet another field trip? Thankfully, they have some malted Ice to sip on and lead potato chips to crunch on while sating their appetite for spaghetti
After the stress induced by Franklin the humble producer of the BS & SO podcast show decides to take the Boys on a relaxing trip. Sometimes, you just need to kick back and get away from it all. Unfortunately, stowaways are persistent
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After the intense trauma induced by Franklin the boys seek a relaxing night in the woods to get away from it all. But there's a wind blowing. And there's something on that wind
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While staring darkly into a mirror on Meatfare Sunday Justin and his co-pilots lose themselves and cause the looking glass to break accidentally. This carelessness sets off a whole host of chain reactions of Pan-Doric magnitudes yet to be fully realized. In order to resolve the crisis the Boys go on an international adventure where they learn how to fashion beliefs, work on a farm producing bovine ova, surf through the Alps, and come to realize that they are the 21th-century incarnations of the ...
The boys open up about keeping their eyes on the obits in the Land of Grace while chasing malt liquor with chocolate cake. Seeking sponsorships induces gastrointestinal distress. Featuring special guest: Brothers Chubb
Took us two episodes, but we finally get a name after huffing some snakeoil and drinking a couple pints of Fight Milk. Justin opens up about his affinity for danger and how he doesn't need hands to surf. Jake realizes that, in the right light, Justin looks like French onion chip dip with som buttermilk thighs. We discuss the allergies of famous artists, the mouse suicide epidemic, past lives, and more!
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