The Off-Air Show - 'Tattoos' - Ep.48

It was? It was April the sixteenth when we started this little show called The Off Air Show, just Scary and Eye, just sitting here in the studio. It wasn't utill episode three where we figured out it's kind of boring. Just the two of us were episodes, episodes three minutes, that's right. And then along came New Business, all Business, and we were often running right from there. Really, so

really it started at episode three. Then I would say, I try to tell my friends when I when I go, hey, man, usually listen to this new podcast that we're doing the Off Air Show. I always go, don't judge us until about episode seven. Honestly, I think by seven we really came into our own there. I haven't even told anybody about it yet. That's not true. But but it took a lot longer than episode seven for me to tell

people to listen to this thing. And then and then we finally brought you in with your with your keyboard. That's right, well, I brought you brought your keyboard in with me. And it's been forty eight episodes and I'm still begging for you to give me a little bit like you know, Saturday nights all right for fighting kind of thing. You know, what the hell your weekend, I'll go, I'll go into the Elton John catalog. Just give up. Beat. We've had this conversation alreadywhere this is a one man band.

I don't have a monkey here playing symbols. It's just me. Yeah, but you can give me like a little bit of like I'd like to think that my resume is pretty pretty impressive so far. Don't you think we got entertainer. Let me show you what I mean entertainer entertainer? Come just we only show ball freak exactly what we're looking for. Why'm not Billy joel Man, I'm not Billy Joe there's only one Billy Joe. Yes, but you give us like this, like you know Oregon music. What is that? Yeah, this

is it. It starts with the guitar. What is it going to do? What is it? Let me have my crust guitar. Hold on, Nobody goes to his piano. Wait, it does, doesn't even the piano eight second intros. You realize that, right, how does it going not to the middle for the middle? Take it fast forward? This is this is puter generated music. So then this is dude, because I always know that that he does the piano riff where it's all like, then it didn't. Then he

plays like crazy. He doesn't when you were doing the other day, can you do a rod? That's um, that's the ballot ability to kids. But that's I'm not doing it. Come, I'm not your monkey. I'm not your monkey. You're you're you're unappreciative of my talents. Sorry, what would you do today? Advice? If I said give me some music for being unappreciative

for your talents, what would you get? It's got to be something, because I'm gonna start playing something said you're gonna start I've already explained that that's kind of my songwriting technique, and I do I do agree that I need to kind of blastom out of that a little bit, do the best that I can. I threw it out there. Don't give us something really cool voice Here we go. We get excited when they hear this. Excited this episode

I started episode? Okay, you're you're scaring every bodyway. You can always get in touch with us at one one d h and sounds here and at the off Fair Show at gmail dot com. Hi, who's this We're rough to a roaring start. It's the Fair Show. Hello, Wow, they want to talk to us today. You scared them with your voice box. You right, that's what it was. You blame it on what I will tell you though,

even though they did hang up. What I do like is for the fact is that we've been telling the audience that listen to this podcast that you can call in on Eastern Standard Time between ten thirty and even wait over that. Well again, nobody needs to know what we're doing right now is a podcast, right, No need to call me out on that. At least they call one hundred gonna be on the show, right. So so let's get some new business in old business going on? Can we do that? Let's get let's go and you

want to throw it back to me? Now I see, let's go right back into that. All right, new business, old business? You got that horse polled freak. I can hardly for this one. Maybe a little out of this is this is a benchmark. This is a benchmark, bro benchmark business on the off fair show doing nothing and here we go. Don't know what we're going to talk about about. Here we go. It's time to talk about that new business that was a terrible mixed Gary. Look

how low my keyboard is. Wow, we gotta go back to broadcast school. Awful. All right, so let's let's let old business on the table. The number, episode number fifty coming up in two episodes. Are we doing anything special for our show? Yesterday? One of the guys, well, you know, today's Wednesday. We really should be doing social media feedback,

but we have time to gather that information. But but one of our major listeners, but major fans of our show, would love to be a guest on episode fifty, which gave me some thought. Maybe just maybe we open up episode fifty to those that have been here with us since episode one. I like that idea, let's work for us people. Person I'm thinking about the people, thinking about the people. So that being said, there's a guy that

really listen all the time. I'm gonna give a shout out right now because it is social media feed back on today. Who is it? Yes? Yes, want to be okay, But what's the purpose of him being a guest? What is he gonna do? Ha? Is he gonna a cake? No? No? Not? He might just call in. Why I mean, I love I love our listen listeners, but why you know, like, why does Omar get to be our guests? Well, because

the legitimately Omar is a huge fan. He listened to the show all the time, knows everything about the show. And if you would be nice, I'm gonna say it would be nice. Want'll be nice. It'd be nice to put my keyboard back. It's the All Fair Show. Hello, Thanks, you're on. You're on the Fair Show. Want to talk to us today? So um, all right, So next order of business, Greg t you said you're gonna get uh

seven tattoos? Now you have one? Yeah? He wants to choose when is you getting When are you getting your first of seven new tattoos? My first of seven is tomorrow. But I you know that I wanted to actually talk to you about, you know, about the tattoo afterwards, actually bring a mirtle topic to the show about people that do have tattoos. And Ronnie and I got this. He got a chance to talk a little bit about of

tattoos that he has. You know, if he talked about He's got Ronnie's got Calvin from Calvin and Hobbs great nineties reference. What is do you regret nineties tattoos? Now? You know I got it when I was eighteen. I'm a big fan. I was still a big fan, and uh what I like to be The only problem I get is I got a lot of people think it's like Linus or Charlie Brown, and of course Charlie Brown is bald. He kind of has the same outfit that

Linus is wearing, but clearly not lying. Well, that's also the problem with having a pop culture tattoo like that, because Calvin was popular back in the nineties. He had like he had a pet tiger or something like that. Right, look at you, you're an expert on the stops. Yeah, well, well you have people see that today and they think peanuts. They think they should Should I get penis? Should I get hobbs on my other leg? I think you think that set get a penis tattoo, and you're the leg.

I don't have a penis tattoo anywhere in my body. And I have my my band logo, my old man logo on my right, which I find creepy. By the way, obviously for a second, he's got he's got a picture of himself on his arm. I can understand how people would misconstrue this being narcissistic, you faced, because it's my logo. Was the logo from my band? Yeah? But the logo of your band happens to be U. Actually it's a rip off of of a used clothing store in Brooklyn

called Beacon's Closet, and you tweaked. Sorry, Beacon's Classes. I'll donate the thirty dollars I made from using this logo over the course of the years to charity on your behalf. Wait a second, so that's not even your face. It's a tweaked version of the Beacon's Closet logo. There are some doesn't it look like me? Though it looks like it looks like both we gotta get a picture on this on our Instagram like the Mr Sparkle. We're gonna

put this on the off air show. Um does First of all, is you creepy to have a picture of yourself on yourself? Yeah? That's people will say, yes, yes, okay, all right? And number two, um, that's a copyright infringement because you stole that entire time from from a store. There's so you were fascinated the fact that the guy in their logo looked like you. Yes, yes, it was.

It was. It was an eerie coincidence. At a time that I was looking to make a logo, our mutual friend Seth Cushner and I worked on this logo together, and I rest in peace set I always think of Seth now when I would look at this, So I guess, so I'm not going to get rid of it great, but just maybe look like a real right there. Well, it doesn't take much passed away created the logo and now yeah, now you feel like a thank So all

I wanted to do was that is that right now? Currently, there's a lot of ship that's going on in my life right now, and I just think that there's gotta be a way to really own it and really what's going on you? So you want you want the po emoji? That's not no, no exactly. So I've come up with an idea concept of my own and then I'd like to actually own this stuff that's going on in my life in a way, in this symbolic way, and I want to kind of put that those symbols on my body. Okay,

So I'm starting tomorrow pat to one of seven of them. Okay, there's seven of little things that are going Okay, number one to number one, we'll see what I tell you. Right now, I kind of cheapen what's really going on in my life, and I'm really trying to keep it very since. Give me the first one, just come on, you don't give me on seven? I need to know. I want to guess. Can we guess? There's somebody get The first one I wanna do is just I mean, I have the one from the marathon when I ran

in the New York City Marathon. I have it. It's on my leg. That's great. So I'm obvious gonna get the duplicate on my other leg for the second marathon that I ran. So I I own both of those. You can't take them away from me. I tattoo. I have them on my legs. So that's that's one of them. So the second tattoo, but the one I'm getting tomorrow, it's gonna be this really nice, nice big letter T letter T. And it's a really great design. It's not like a block letter, but it's T like Greg t

Tea gains a lot more. You know, you have to have a sentimental value. Your tattoos is also part of my name. It's my nickname. It is part of my last name. You know. It's been been a part of what I do for my whole life. But I feel like I've really done something with my life. I'm succeeded, and I want to take ownership of that. I don't want to give myself something personally that's not the same as this thing. You look, that's a bald guy on your on your arm. It's just what some people might think.

That's the great adventure guy, the guy that jumps up and down on the rise the tie. What's that song? The Mr Schick We like to part, We like to party out here. He's gonna play this for us and we like the party. Come on, give me a really like the parts. How did that fitting the tattoo music? Because that makes my bold guy with the glasses logo looks like the guy from the Great Mr Sis Mr Ship Is that the guy's name, Mr Six? Mr six? Yeah? How do you know that? What? Some that's like some bad.

He had the black and white shoe with the red boat tie on. He was like four ft tall, the big thick glasses and we'll see ball free when he's behind the microphone. He's pushing the buttons and I'm over here. He plays music like this, but this is his thing. We like. We like to play. Sorry, Gregg t likes seventies rock and roll. So guests in the studio, how rude of us, we're not even acknowledging them. I mean that's pretty I don't would have walked. They're like us.

They're like scientists of scientists observing lab rats. That's what it comes down to. Friends. These are for friends of ours, but they're also happen to work from mac Weldon. Yeah, it just happened to work from and they're here. They also, by the way, I haven't tried mac Weldon underwear. It's like butter like but guys, but I didn't think i'd be in the room with all dudes talking about underwear and and butter in your whole life or but I

mean it's flavored underwear, doesn't doesn't taste like butter. I don't think, what's up? I don't know. I don't but here's like a nervous girl on a first date right now? What is that? As long as it's not the better popcorn gel favor? I think. Yeah, I'm calling from mac Weldon. Ye oh, hi, Well, I'm so glad. That's scary introduced to you by taste in your underwear. I'm calling. I mean you could have said and you are butter underwear reference. Okay, I don't know if I can do that. This is

Brian for mac Weldon. There. Oh hi guys, thanks for the underwear. By the way, it's it tastes like butter. Good. Yeah, I got I was telling you, Brian. I had my my Heather Gray hoodie was kind of a destiny and I wore to Coney Island on Friday night and I got some we got some few cat calls and for men and women. So it's like, you know, so equal opportunity. We're giving them a tour of the station they just

wanted to stop buying. Say, let let's be honest, we we also need some T shirts and we're hoping for mac well to to sponsor us. We get a T shirts. Maybe they could sponsor underwear because that's what they make that say either way, I mean we can put their names. You put their name on our T shirt. That would be nice as well. Guys, we've been we've been promising

listeners off air show T shirts since day one. Okay, like before you guys leave, will make sure to give you guys T shirts you want to give them, because we do make some T shirts for eight episodes in I can tell you right now, forty episodes in. He's given away about maybe thirty six of these imaginary T shirts, taken down addresses and names and said, I will send

you a shirt, and we'll send you a shirt. That's right, And we have like a stack growing I have names, but we don't have a spaw, we don't have shirts, and we don't even have a freaking logo. That's been It's not a story you want to tell a potential sponsor. I don't still get a bunch of shows to write the name would magic Margart at the Aufair show. So I just send it out, do it right? If we're gonna do should we just talk about right now whether or not we should do this or yeah, that's what

we do. The Air to be developed logo. Don't even not just even if we should sponsor this. I mean yeah, he says, no, we just don't know. That would be an interesting post. I wouldn't we logos. He's got Calvin and Hobbs tattooed on him for some reason. This is the other guy getting letter t on his arm tea bag and I'm not gonna throw anybody away from that. Man. I'm all about it. I mean this it seems rather dicey.

It's it's like endorsing maybe one of the presidential election may not be Do you say we weren't rogues and villains in here? You know? It's just sounds so funny though that you guys are you come on a day where all the callers are not working? You know, like, yeah, that's so ironic, right. We had a couple of phone calls that that came through earlier. No, they never came through. Every time you went to he never came through. I think I butt out you guys. Yeah, I've got to

lock my phone. You guys messing with us, you get messing with up? No, no, for reals, like I put my phone in my back pocket. It's it's super easy to do it. And you know what happens right exactly, all right happen And now you just brought Jill in here. No, no no, she's just hanging out, not nor you can talk to her about I'm where if you right, ladies and gentlemen from our sales floor on floor number two, it's Jill, Jill say hire. You guys are really putting

the pressure on. You're bringing sales people in. I didn't bring her in here. That is everything is premeditating. You do you want to talk about underwear? We just underwear right now? Is important? Do you think we underwear? Do you think to where it matters to kind of guy underwear a guy wears? Like when you see a guy when you strip down, strip a guy down, or when he takes his pants off, does it matter the kind of underwear he's wearing. Let me paint this picture. Okay,

let's say you strip a guy down. One guy's wearing really nice clean underwear, solid, no logos on it. It looks clean and Chris the other guy has got Calvin Hobbs on his underwear. Which guy's more attractive? Just Calvin Paths on the Calvin and Hobbs underwear. Weird, It's not underwear on my skin permanently forever. There's a difference underwear. You know, you put it, you can change it. I

think you can change it somewhere with this guy. No, No, it just it makes a difference because you know, one let's mature and one doesn't. I mean, you don't want it. You don't want to hook up with a guy. That's when we're in the underwear. He may be bought in college that's still got logos on it, or or weird designs like a smiley face college, right, I think? Is that? What is? It? Kill the mood? There? You go? Okay, So it's important and sales people know about creating moods.

You know. I had a guy, I had a good frattorney brother of mine, and his name was Colin. I was to hang out all the time. So I'm feeling a good vibe, youre con I'm feeling really good vibe. Names. You know, it's about the name. Hey Boll for give me a song for underwear. Come on, give me a good, give me a good Mac waldon underwear song. Mac. Well, then please pull up beat. I beg of you, come on. I love Mac every day and I just so you like that. That was like an Adam Sandler version like it.

Put that on our website. Yeah. Do you think I think we were if we all started chanting. I think it was there. Let me take it back into the workshop and I'll bring it back this week and we'll see. We'll see what we can do. Jingle Mac Weldon jingle, mean ash jingle. All right, you know what I'm saying, mean but not mean way mean meaning me meaning like awesome, I'm Mac we underwear. I like, yeah, I definitely it was not aware of that. Almost had an urban dictionary.

I likes. Yeah. So anyway, Colin hang out in the podcast with us more often like this. He's got more He's got more energy than for you guys in the room. I'm not not yet, ye, I want to be with it. We can only do if we're playing Halo Halo so Halo scart and we have to play just pitching Mac Weldon. We have to play in our underwear okay. So, but it's I mean, it's just we're just two dudes chilling, playing videgains and underwearing maybe underwear the men's underwear fashion

show before. Will you wear the black briefs that we sent you? Oh God, that's rough. I'm not a brief guy. I'm more of a boxer brief guy. Yeah, but I think some people might appreciate you being in brief. I mean, no one would appreciate that. I don't think. I don't know it. People, you know, they wouldn't disapprove. Let's just put a lot of blind people do approve of our I I can't make that job. Nothing to see here. We just lost the blind audience. That almost okay. So

I wanted to play a clip from yesterday. From yesterday's offair show, We're going back in Time. Yeah, a little back in time. I was talking about the childhood myths that you believed when you were growing up, Things that you believe as a child. I believe because they called me Dumbo in the third grade and my ears stuck out. I believe that some sad music. This is my write, my wheelhouse. I thought if I would go home after school and do this my ears would straighten out and

I'm gonna cry nor listen. This is when we played on yesterday's show from He's Gonna cry a lot of second here we go. I used to actually go home and tape tape my ears to my head. Yes I did, and hope they would grow normal. I used to call me dumb because my ears used to stick out in the third masking tape. Yes, with my with masking tape for like every day, for like my entire third grade. It's true, and I thought that my ears would But you know what they did grow normal? So is that

is that what we call normal? Love this so we we wanted to know your childhood myths. You could, uh, you know if you can tweet us at the off air show and email us the office show at gmail dot com childhood Myths. Somebody actually said that they used to put weights on their curly hair. They used to try and weigh it down because they thought that it would straighten their hair out. They had a couple I heard that if you stand on your head and the blood rushes to your head and then it will help

your hair grow. Because obviously I had some issues there, as we all know. In this room. Um, when when did you start going ball out of carriosity? Oh? Man, when I close though, when I was around seventeen eighteen, it started to go so yeah, yeah, yeah, but now I own it. You have a childhood child myth. Yeah, I think that you believe as a child that I guess. I always thought that we went to the moon in nineteen nine, and I realized now that that never happened.

In the United States lied to us. The government lied to us, and we never went to the moon. N nine, a JFK was killed and assassinated by the government. He also took out Marilyn Monroe at the same time, because Kennedy told Marilyn wrote all these secrets, so they took him all at the same time. When you were and his brother, it was all done at the same time. It's right, your mom told you all this when you were six. True, it's all these lies. The government lies

to us constantly. And this is the those limits. That is that the note you're leaving on to go to the doctor. That's quite a drop on you know why he's going to the doctor. Doctor he's seeing at a cart that one can absolutely Colin, we're definitely hanging out again up. The other one for me was that like if you pick your nose and you get like a big horse nose. Yeah, oh right, yeah, so that was how my my grandmother dissuaded me from picking your face

would actually obviously it didn't work. Your face would freeze that way, right if you like stuck your tongue out like like, I don't remember, I didn't get that. I got. That's a new one. I got the one if you start the TV it would ruin your eyes or like that. But how many things would have up? So a sentimental I'm fine, I got TV was my babysitter. I think my eyes are pretty good, yeah, alright, and they look good.

All right, Well, well you're not close enough, but if you were, you I don't want to look into your eyes too too intently. We may you know, no, I know we're talking about underwear looking at my eyes. But we have some social feedback, social media feedback. Even though greg c left to go to the quote unquote doctor, I'm ready for social media feedback on the spot, bro, so me freed back. People love us so damn much. Maybe so this one this comes to us from Mike Gregory.

Um oh, Mike and Gregory or Gregory Scary said, this is going back to the spelling b show where we quiz You're welcome. It was greg T versus me versus Ronnie's cousin baby Anthony, and he's my nephew, but who's counting? Baby Anthony? And I tied for first and Gregg spelled one word right, So it said. Scary said that the three year old was a quarter of his age, So I guess that makes Scary twelve years old. Take it easy to keep up the good stuff. Maybe you guys

should do a math contest next. So I apologize to numbers right, exactly what's all about the numbers? I heard? Melissa Klantz wrote to us. I've emailed you guys before, and I'll continue to email you again until Ronnie stops beliveling greg T about his spelling. The first couple of times it was funny, but now it's an everyday thing. It's really become annoying. Bullying is not okay, and by

allowing Ronnie to continue, you are encouraging bullying. If this continues, I will stop listening to your podcast and run an email to Elvis about my discomfort. Did you write that is that you. This is from Melissa. Isn't she bowling you by making threats like that? My ex? Then she goes on to write, I can't spell usually and she spells usually at U s U s l l y, which is only her right now. It's ironic except when I feel passionately about something like this, So she spelled

the word she's misspelled. Or Melissa, Baby, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Is that your response? I mean I could come back at you and say you're kind of reacting a little bit, but I don't want to upset you. We did the spelling, b I proved what I had to have to prove. I'll layoff great teeth from now on just to make you happy. Baby. Alright, come on, baby,

you want to love making music for her? No? No, no, no, it was very very wide of you, Jessica Latrell Right, I want to spell related to the trust be well, you might much reference there. I love talking about that. I I want to tell you guys, you're doing a great job. I've been listening to you since the beginning. My favorite activity, hold on, here's an episode. My favorite episode is June two, sixteen, where Gregg tannoys the hell out of you, guys. Every EPISOD episode listen, every episode

gets funnier every time to listen back. Thank you so special about and here's some feedback on episode forty six. What the hell are we doing? Forty six? That was the spelling be? Another one? Absolutely love to show you guys. Listen to it this morning. I laughed throughout the entire thirty eight minutes. I stand corrected. I still think they should be fifteen minute podcasts. Uh so Irene Theodoro writes, please have baby Anthony back on for another spelling be.

What a smart kid? Well, Melissa will be upset, can please everybody? I'm just kids. What kind of words were you guys spelling? And how did you lose if you were competing with a three year old that I'm very proud of you. You've made great strides. Yeah, no, no, I had stickers for you in my backpack interview. Yeah, we gave the three year old stickers, I think, And did you get stickers? I did not, did not get sicker and that he got a trophy and I didn't.

But I was like, in your face, bitch during the contest. Yeah, talk trash, talk about bullying. And then I've got a three year old that talk trasher all the time. You know, you just got to prepare them for life. I come in the door, first thing, guess hit her is like, hey, guess what You're little exactly right? And then I do. Yeah, she can't say anything You're wrong. She's gonna say, no,

you're wrong, I'm not exactly she is. You gotta show them what's up, you know, because and then if she tries to talk back to me at throwing a scary movie, I'm like, good luck sleeping. There's three exorcis for you. Now. If you guys want parenting tips, just feel free to tweet me. You can't call them. You got I'm with you man, all right, So you're not doing a podcast tomorrow. We're gonna bring Colin back me, Colin and Greg too. You're cool with that parenting podcast? Yeah, yeah, we'll make

it another special episodes. Yeah wait, hold on, I got to continue on here because the email goes onto there's more scary Nice work today, per usual. You need to You wrote that at the bottom of all these written great team. Sorry you lost. You did have some rather tough words, but I hope you get you guys get uh, you get back in some way. You're a great sport and Ronnie loved the collaboration of intro music host and cheerleader for your nephew. You are a great asset to

the show. Plus I'm totally crushing on you. That's from Irene. Why don't you up on Facebook? What's happened the home? That's Irene? Irene? I care? Are we saying cheerleading or is this like you know, flag squad? You know, because there's cheerleaders, then there's the flag team and then like the kickers. Listen. I take I take compliments from anyone of any sex and any but there's there's levels of compliments like that was a nice one though, that was a nice one, and uh, just a couple on our

football podcast, there's more. Yeah, well there's a couple of you're really you're really going all out well here here this is because I didn't think that football had any place. Great team wants to do a weekly football segment. Uh you know on our podcast, Oh we have, but that's real football. It's a different foot. We give a tattoo of um, what do you got there? Arsenal Football Club Arttional football club nice over his left boop. Sure it's

not football conference. Heart belongs to that team, it does. Okay, there you go. I remind my wife every day, wow, not her she comes in second. Yeah, do you talk to your wife? Like? Can you talk to us? I really don't have a filter there yet. And sometimes actually every day in the office, Brian Walton say, how does how did you get your wife? Again? And I just worked by she's madly in love with me and I just leave it at that. It's all about confidence. Yea,

what you got her? You got her? Yeah? So yeah, So I didn't think they were Football have really had a place on this having to planet earth Bro, I didn't want football on the part. I just thought I just thought that to do it every week it's just gonna be too much. But Laurie seventy gmail dot com right, scary great and Ronnie, I'm a huge fan also a huge football fan, and I'm a girl. Uh so here I am emailing you studs. Ps. I have a crush on all of you. It doesn't sound as good when

she includes to you guys, it's not just me. We'll screw you, but you're singles alright. I'm single. You guys are both single. Well, I'm not married, but sensitive. Alan true X rights, Hey, guys, I don't see how having this football character will be clever, witty or funny as your current podcast is. I'd have to fast forward through those interviews with him as I don't follow footst my opinion helps. That's from Alan true X at Gmail. So you first, I think this point counterpoint, and we don't

have it. You know, we don't have the man himself here to defend themselves. I think it's this great tea about these social networking feedback because he's the one that wants to rock out some football here. We're gonna wait for great to come back because there are three more email that came in on just the football controversy. Are you guys big football fans. I'm a giant fans. We're

casual fans. I'll tell you what. I don't follow any sports really accept soccer, but I do want to know what's going on in the sports world purely for water cooler conversations, so I think, and that's why that's why you own a phone exactly. Yeah, like you don't need to like do a football show, but I think giving like highlights of you know, I don't know what they say in football, but my thought, but giving water cooler information, that's that's that's that's that's something huge happens in a

game on Sunday. I'm not opposed to talking about it on the podcast. It's just it gets it gets me my dander up that we have to actually talk. Let's let's dedicate fifteen minutes to football talk. When I'm like, you're alienating a general audience. So you know, remember this is still a baby podcast in the ground podcast, like

we're still developing, weying to find our way. But if you're watching, if you guys all watch the game on Sunday, there's no harm in talking about for and then it's like, yeah, that ship wasn't crazy. Check out that replay, Like true, that's right, that's harmless. All right, okay, all right, did you take a notes your scary Gary Jones Colin is the new executive producer of this podcast that he's a consultant.

I'm gonna do everything consultant direction. We do Greg teas more than shirtless most of the time around here, so so you'll fit right in with exactly. And there's one other thing, I wanted to get to asside from social media. Fee let's keep talking. Yeah, let's keep going. One other thing, uh, and that would be something that I think you and I should erase from this list that Gregg T puts together.

Greg puts together the outline of the show. So, now that Greg Tea is gone, Like, would you have brought this up if Greg Tea was in the room, Probably not? All right, Well, you talk trash behind someone's back, obvious exactly. So Yeah, because I'm a bust bald free I need you. I need you, bald freak, to get on my side on this. We have to crush off this list. On the list, it's been here for a while now, and at the bottom it says, let's try soap. We need

a soap. Let's try soap. We need soap. Pump why you guys or something? He wants maybe great tea, he wants everybody, let's try soap for the first time, and soap he prefers blood of dogs or something. He still will. I love the fact that Colin takes everything literal, but you know it's the wrong for him. Then Greg T actually wants us, wants to bring soap. Soap pump in and pump soap into our mouths and try eat it. That's what I'm saying. Can we remove this from the

list here? I frankly, frankly, I think I think you need to confront him about it. He's gonna listen to this later and he's going to be upset that you didn't confront him about it. Great tease. They had nothing to do with this. You want, you want to put soap in your mouth, go for it. About we have five listeners come up and just start jamming, just pumping soap into I don't know, he's got something about Carl Luccioli here not learned anything from a Christmas story where

Ralph had to put up in his mouth? Exactly right? It was he preferred? Uh? Was it? Life boy? Was the soap that he put in his mouth because because he didn't say fudge, he said the the word, the f dash dash dash word. Yeah, exactly. I love that movie. Can we watch it right now? Is? I think let's put them on right now. We were about to wrap up up the summertime little Christmas story. You guys have some fun here today. Was this was good for you as it was for using them? On. You know, I'll

call you sometimes. It's not friends from mack Weldon. Another rejection. You used to it scary. Yeah, it's like it's like my entire college years right there. Well you got you got that. I'll call he some time a lot college. Thank you for today. What's your website? By the way, uh, mac Weldon dot com. And if anybody wants we actually while we were here on our funds, we've created a code where they can can we can we throw that out there, Brian, what's the code? The code is off air?

Can you spell that like a spelling a coach? Alre? Okay, so say again now it's it's mac Weldon dot com. It's m A c w E l O almost almost already lost the spelling. Bronne's nephew to get this right. Yeah, m A c K weldon w E l d O n dot com. Spom dot com is dot c O M. Thanks, just want to get it. M A c K w E l d O n dot com. Very good? Use keyword Nope, it's not a well, so it's not a key words A promo code. Promo code. The promo code

is off air O F F A talk about bowling. Well, because the guy uses a O L and hot now doesn't mean he's old. Oh he's old. For other reasons are O F A I R. He's old because he still uses a flip phone. Okay, those are battery life all right. And then so that'll get some what would I get that'll charge him double bay simply. Yeah. Actually when they order, they'll get an email with it was pictures of you guys. Yeah, it's just you know what pressed the bubble that you like that. Yeah, we'll see

what happens. It will be in a b test. Thanks for coming out here and thanks for offering that to our listeners. It's really cool. We like to get back, especially since we've been nothing but empty promises up to episode forty eight and giving out T shirts. So it's our first real thing that we're offering. You're you're offering to take care of their balls. We are, and it's just guys. First female things there. Ladies know well, ladies obviously can wear stuff. My wife wears our stuff all

the time. But the most important thing is is ladies, get your guide addressed like an adult and then growing up and get himself, you know, some real underwear and we all. We actually, Greg t and I and Bald Freak all were these. And I gotta tell you, it's like butter. It'll be the best thing, the best thing you'll ever hell ever, he will love you forever, he'll propose to you, he will get down on one knee for post you say thank you for getting me these.

I'm serious, They're they're really good. You're doing that that, Mica Mike Myers. It's like butter. It's like, if you like butter and underwear, then go to Mack Weldon Nuck. I'm also a product of the nineties. Sorry, yeah, because you're a product of today. Don't you coming in. We're gonna see you guys Monday, because tomorrow we're off to Iowa for the However, like that, it's just a constant

bedday by everybody. And Gregg Tea, if you're listening to this, just look, you're a bitch and we're not tasting soap. Just watch me now, I guess just wh be not