Elvis Durrand presents off Airshow Scary Jones and Greg Tea. It's the air show Monday morning for us. I don't know when you're listening to this Scary here. That's great Tea over there. Yeah, man on his cellular device and we're doing a podcast. Guy and both freaky just standing by waiting for somebody to say the wrong thing so we can go up with a song. I can I vent a couple of for a couple of minutes here. Yeah, you want to open the week by venting? I don't
want to do that. I don't really want to vent vent like that. I just here's the thing. Okay, first things first, what you guys have not heard me vent about? But you know, because we are in this, in this on the real list, because we are in this fish bowl of a studio with you know, ceiling to floor windows. I gotta tell you, I'm sick and tired of people walking around the corner outside and then staring at us
like we're a bunch of science experiments. So I have now decided I am no longer going to look at the people that are walking by. I am going to ignore the people walking by. The student you know, we do have a magic remote button which will close the shape and then they don't have to see you. I want satisfaction of ignoring the person walking by. You do that. People are like, here, have somebody else, look, look here he comes. I'm not gonna look at him. I am
purposely not looking at him. Don't care. And you know, I just I was looking by the way he just for the record, he wasn't looking back at you either. But I feel but but in my craziness, I feel better than I never paid. That person makes you look like an elite, doesn't it make him look like elite? An elite guy. Okay, So on one side, it makes me look elite, so you say, on the other side, it makes me look like a science experiment. That people are walking by, you know, and looking looking in here,
and we're like a bunch of you know, animals. People. People are enamored with what we do for a living. This is what this is our life, this is our job, and this is not their job. So sometimes we get visitors to the building and they're walking around and they're like, oh, a radio station. Oh look at this. So you may tell me you're not tired of seeing people in your
peripheral vision whatever, what is it called? It's either it's either it's either it's either your periphery, it's either doing How can you possibly have a conversation with bull freaking here with his voice box? I was gonna say how long? It's a creative acknowledge that it was about six minutes. You sound like your sucking healing man about peripheral peripheral vision, peripheral vision doing wrong? Is he's getting two words mixed up.
There's periphery peripheral vision. Both words are acceptable, but when you say peripheral, you've combined the two words. Do the song? It's science? Do that song? Who says that? Thomas Dolby? You got that science? That's just what came to me. Stupid. You guys want to be in the studio with the glass. You want people to know you're in here. So why would you not acknowledge the people who who go by and say it's are you looking at us? They want to come in here and like and like, you know, drop,
They want to touch us. But that's just the glass windows. But people can see inside, not for us to really see outside. But there's the walls out here, there's nothing for us to see what they keep on looking at us like you don't have the animals. I don't want to be held on. Let else look look. Say he looked at here, I'm not looking. I am not looking. I am not looking at he noticed you not looking bat made at work? That was awkward because I don't want to look at him. Well, why is he looking
at me? Scratch your ass, monkey, scratch your hey. Listen, if this bothers you and you're working, people are always looking at you. If you're at a desk somewhere in your office where people can always see you, and you're sick and tired of it, I want you to justify my rant and I would like you to please drop us an email at the affair show at gmail dot com it's or even tweet us at the affair show.
People listen. A lot of people have the Google style office now, where this big floor to ceiling glass windows. They all sit in one open area. Everybody stares at everybody. It's kind of like a new way of of doing business because they're showing the transparency and everybody's equal. Where a team, that's what people do. So you got people staring at you all day. I know, but it's like, it's like picking your nose, Like you're driving the car during the day and picking your nose while driving the
car at night. It's so much easier, more fun picking your nose at night than it is picking your nose during the day. You pick your nose during the day, and you know, cars driving I can see you. But who wants to pick their nose during the day Monday, it's so uncomfortable. It's much winter. Can we get off the rent? Why did you set the song off? The song is so good because you were talking over it.
I think I think you need to put it back on to save him from his the topic of I don't think we'll ever Hey, ate, okay, we opened up well, well it turned to that, but it started with Greg t opening the show screaming and yelling a out on a Monday morning, by the way, and hold on you. And he's like, I have a rant. I'm so angry at people walking by staring at me. From now on, I am not going to look at them. I will
not look at that. He needs a solution to the fact that we have these windows here I told you about. He knows about the shades but why do I have to do that. I don't want to shade the place I now psycho, No, I have decided not to look at them like that guy right now there is again, I am not looking at him. I have decided. Okay, we got a couple of things going against this one wearing this fish balls instantly. Anybody thinks that there's something
interesting going on in here, and they're wrong. And secondly, you are, I mean you are guys kind of famous, but why are we like experiments were like science experiments. People are looking at us like last think of this as a stage, and they're looking at the performers. You're on stage right now. This is the biggest stage. You're gonna make so much sense. Give him the bad Can you give him the bond He needs a bong head weekend, Come on, Scar, give him the yeah. Yeah, but Nate
needs a bong hit. Although I've never taken a bong hit on the show, bong hit, take a bonder remember the time, like, oh my god, he would blow me up, Tom bond style. Give him the bondake now now say something he feel looks better. We take the bong hit. I'm like, it's almost as crazy as great. You'll you'll make more sense after that. Right now, do you feel better? You feel like smile? You want some water? Good? Sure you don't want to stay. He's dismissing himself. He's so
stage man. You want some fun ins before you I'll do some fun. I think it's like it's a drug hard. They don't himself. He said it exactly what. He didn't make sense. He didn't make sense. You're right, you should. First appearance on the off Air show was it was episode ninety six. I don't even know what works. The first hashtag works, the first make sure you're telling all your friends and yeah, you know what your friends and you guys noticed the emails slowed down lately. I don't know.
I don't have the email. It's a It's affair show at gmail dot com. All right, always check that out. Only are you feeling lonely tonight? Unloved? And I have low self esteem? So you have lonesome tonight, loo tonight? Well, freak, given lonesome tonight, go on, give it to a little bit. But that's Elvis. Have that. Go we should have that in the system. Go off ball freak, give it to us. I can't I'm not doing your keyboard. People passed you
looked at them. I am not looking at them. Here you go, I'm not I refuse to look at these. Was anybody emailing on show at gmail dot com? Come on, are you I'm feeling to Are you sorry emailing show or tweeting? No, they're tweeting us. I get tweets, even I get tweets. Make sure you drop us an email at their show at gmail dot com. Thanks for all tweets, everybody. I appreciate that. If you're having a problem by yourselves, let us take care of that problem for you. What
are they going to email us? Amount? Nobody? We haven't given them. Nobody is page scary? Nobody always have a Facebook page? Fair show. But we have to give as much as we have to get. Don't you think, like Eric cram is underwhelming? Our Facebook page is underwhelming. We need we need content. Listen content are we can have this meeting right now because we do have to have a meeting. We've talked about this. I don't think this is the right time to have this meeting. But what's
going on with all the air show. Well, it's not about having a meeting, it's about secary, feeling lonely and alone today? What do youmail a week at cam? You just sitting by your laptop all weekend waiting for an email to come in at the off show email, checking it every so off in your boxer shorts. Let's try. I hit that refresh button every hour? Are they going to email us? Still? Are they an hour later? Hit the button? Did you go on Instagram and see what
you do? Fans scallowing while they weren't liking oar Instagram photos? What did you do this weekend? I went to a nightclub on Saturday after going out of the dinner and what's wrong with what? There's some nightclub music? Scared? Come on? What did you take us? No scary? Paint the picture? Come on? Hate the checks it up? Come on, DJ scary Not what I wanted to talk about. We'll get to it. We'll get to what you want to talk about.
Come on, paint us a picture, scare, Come on now, talk about whatever you want to as long as you have the painting of the picture. Yes, you gotta paint the picture. Man, paint the fan, paint that paint that picture, hat that pig? Sure the picture? Van? Hey that picture here? You go, alright, Scary and this is Saturday night. You want to be moder a bouncer. I did check. He let me get got crazy on my snapchat. You gotta look at you know, if you don't follow me on snapchat,
come on, man at Scary Jones on Snapchat. He goes, we had my buddy, Danny was out and then he Estrata take gonna come up on the show. We were all, why can he come up on the show? No? Look, you know Danny Strata right, he listening. Guys, right, he say, Scary has got some really cool friends, and one of the guys is Danny Astrada. He's gotta really different, He's gotta a neat life. It would be fun to talk about his Dannie Stratta knows no Saturday, Every night is
Saturday night for him. He knows every doorman in the city. So he blows past every line, every velvet rope and lets us all in. I mean, it's amazing, It's like we have the key to the city. It's a lot of feel like a lot of work to hanging out. Here's the thing, Danny got crazy. He got very drunk, He got hammered. And when Danny gets hammered, he gets crazy,
dancy and aggressive. So he starts like dancing up to as many women as possible, anyone who get who like if he makes eye contact with them, it doesn't matter. Who doesn't have a girlfriend. No, he does not have. What are you doing during all this? I'm snapchatting him and evaluate him. Oh it's hilarious. You have to see the snaps. I don't have to. We were all you can't force me. So what bothered you about this whole thing?
Nothing bothers. All these girls are coming by, hanging out, but having like bottle service, that well, that's a good thing, isn't it. There was no bottle service, really no, no, we're all hanging out. Robin was there? My girlfriend and her friends. Crack up the music? Can we call Robert one day? Have Robert on the show? Because you don't get all worked up in dancing, sweaty like the middle of like a beer commercial with all your boys and girls, Like,
what are you like? You're in the corner snapchat. I'm more of a people watcher. He's a he's an observer. I'm an observer. He's a club observer. Just want to be part of the atmosphere. He's a clubserver. So what else did you on Saturday night? What else you Saturday night? Went to great dinner? Went to one of the restaurants out there where you go? What restaurant Morimoto? Now, what's more emotal? Like I've never been there before. Well it's
Chef Morimoto from Iron Chef, one of the original ones. Right, Okay, do you know Morimoto? Have you met him before? No, I've not great but the food is exquisite. Right. We waited a little while for our table, I'll tell you, yeah, it was. We had a ten o'clock reservation. They didn't see us till ten Fortn't they know who you are? Because he wasn't there yet. If he was when things have been different, he went to a place maybe because he would have announced us. But no, But that's not
what I'm trying to do. All I want to do is sit down and eat at the schedule of time, like anybody, Scary Jones. It's not about that I wanted to and girls, please rise. I just want to say. I just want to say one thing, and this just goes for everybody. Yes, if you make a restaurant reservation at open table or anywhere or calling any restaurant in America, whatever it is, not the ones that give you the
buzzers where it's first come, first service. Yes, talking about a specific reservation, are you putting down the cheesecake Factory because that's where I like to go down ship, No buss, no buzz follow me, he's so angry. Follow me if you were to make a special reservation for he's coming out for a special night. It doesn't matter when it is.
If you've got a ten o'clock, if you've got a nine o'clock and you walk in within you know, I walked into ten o five and I'm here, we're here, checked in the party, checked in, showed the woman behind the desk where we were going to hang out. And then five minutes goes by and you're still standing there, and six other parties get seated before you. You're like, what the hell? And nobody nobody called, nobody looked for me or anything. I went over to the front desk,
I said, what's going on here? Hello, it's ten o'clock And she says, oh, I'm sorry. She said, we just didn't know that you were. We sent some people out to find you in your reservation, your party. But now we're here. Happy you're here. We'll see you guys next. Like I was standing ten feet away from you, and I told you I was going, what's his place? Let's save in this place. It's more mode of the thing is,
you know. But I will say one day they did write because because like the fair show, army take them down. Don't do that. I'll send them out. I will send out an army. They did. Right. Are you not listening? I'm listening unless your stories like a half hour long sending out the army and we're not sending sitting at the army Because they sent over to appetizers that I didn't even order. That's really nice compliment to that. And that's that That makes things right now, that makes things
forty five minute wait verse two. What were the appetizers? It was so it was a shaved Brussels sprouts with bacon, bitch and a ship and it was and it was also there their tuna tartar. I love and scary talking about food. And I would tell you one thing that the two tartar is one of the most expensive appetizers. Do you do you think that they made that space specifically for you or somebody didn't want it. They took it off. The menu was laying there. They got to
start with a somebody. They're like, who can use a free a free videos on your table. I made it very very very clear. I was upset with them. So they have a fridge for like gilted customers. All right, give him through the tartar. Yeah, I don't want some bacon. He loves the bacon bets. Put them on the Brussels sprout sending out there. I would like to think it was done specially for me, but I will say, but it's not just about me. It's about everybody having respect
for about a three customer. Yes, if you make a solid reservation, they should seat you within you know, very good point. I made a reservations a couple of weeks ago. I wanted to go to this Italian restaurant, about seven thirty of the reservations four and we didn't get seated until about eight fifteen. I was very angry. The whole thing is why, what what good is a reservation? Point
of what good is the reservations? To deal with? You have a reservation that if I had the cars, that's right, reserve the car on the other side of things, I had a good I had a good experience at a restaurant. What did you do this? Can? Can I have some some Japanese music? You want Japanese? Well, I would do a sushi place. Well, shouldn't I have given myself Japanese music from Morimo? I don't even you should have? I don't know why you did? Or something? Right? Yeah? Something?
How about towards arm music? Give me something? Or I've been piste off customer music? Come on, I'm turning Japanese. You get that song? We just did that, didn't we know? We have a small repertoire. I have a restaurant story. That's a positive note. Yes, I want to tell you. There we go. Yes, well, fair show army, here we go. Get ready for this one. So Saturday night I decided I'm gonna be a good guy. Church has been out
working at a craft fair all day long. I've been with the girls, and I said, girls, we're gonna supply his mom when she comes home. I want you all dressed up, taking a shower, looking good. We're going out to a nice restaurant tonight. So the girls got ready by six o'clock. Church got home and she was like, oh my god, what do I owe all of this goodness? We were all way to go, so we went to our favorite Japanese sushi place. Here we went Yama Sushi,
Rude nine Route nine Manalop in New Jersey. That is New York's an equality sushi. I swear moto better than I don't know. I don't know about that Yama Sushi. Why a m m A asked by name Yama Sushi. Hung were with Yama Sushi and we're sitting down eating church now are piling it off. We love it. Have their whole new the whole new section like lobster rolls now they've got fish tocoats now they got it all.
It's great. So I waited to pay the bill and a young girl comes up to me and she says, oh my god, I'd be looking at you all night. I didn't want to bother you because you have a dinner like that. A big fan of the Elvis to Rain Morning Show. Can I have a picture? Did she hit a gong first? So we had we took a picture and she hit a bong first. We took a picture. I love the first hit, my uncle. So after the
girls taking a picture of me. The girl next at the table next door, she elbows her boyfriend and she goes, you see, I knew that was great. So then she gets up and she goes, can I get a picture with you? And then the table behind us, that's right, And all of a sudden, we're all laughing because now there's three people in the middle of this restaurant, all standing there want to take a picture with How does
that make you feel? I loved it being with your family and everything, you know, Like, I mean, I've seen you in action, like yes, you know what, I'm always nice to those that are recognized me. I'm not gonna be, you know, a douche bag to people that that's terrible. I'm not saying you are. And you know what, And the girl that recognized me the first time, she waited until I was actually paying the bill to come over, not once that she even made googly eyes or anything
while we're sitting there eating. I think that's really pro Well, you've you've been doing this for a long time, does it still have to give you that warm, fuzzy feeling inside when people recognize And I think that's nice. And I think just like you said you've earned it. You know, you've been here a long time with the Elvin Strand Morning Show. You've earned it for somebody to come over and say hello. You know right. They didn't do that for Scary Mari Moto. They made him wait for four
or five minutes. But I didn't announce myself, and I wasn't trying to be announced. Want you want somebody else to announce it? No, no, I didn't. I just wanted them to respect the open table reservation from every common, everyday customer, and they could common Curtis, you know what, if you've been screwed over by a company, why don't you drop us an email at the offair show at gmail dot com. Let us know which company screwed you over, and we will try to solve that will make it
better for you. We got we let's play a song, and then after that we got to do our picks, and we gotta find out where ball Freak is going to be this weekend. If you actually want to see bald Free live, you gotta gotta listen up. After the song, we'll let you know we're ball Free is gonna be. This is thirty seconds to mars and Queen's on off Fair show desperate broken the sound of a fight. Father has spoken to Chase said, why fless we want the fair? So sad that I was fils. Maybe Chang Chu find
lesson young into you? Oh bless we stole? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's thirty seconds tomorrow's Chains and Queens. What was that ball freak about that you don't something during the song? I said, we don't have to do the football recap today, but if you want, I mean, well we do because Scary and Eye will not be here tomorrow. There will be no offir show to watch. So here's the thing. So, so Scary and Eye were asked by Sam's Club. I'm sure wherever you're listening right now, I mean Sam's Clubs
is a national chain. It's like a costco. It's it's very it's very similar. There's very many of them. There's b J's Wholesale. But Sam's Club has asked Scaring Eye to come record a video commercial for their place. How about that at about their holiday shopping for the year. So we've got uh somewhere to be tomorrow with the camera crew and we are going to be filming a Sam's Club TV commercial give some Sam's Club, was it? So? I think it's critical, So you're therefore we can't do
an off air show. All right, well you know what's gonna do you want to do? So we do have to go up that. But wait, wait, wait, wait, but if you're an off airhead and you've are listening and you've listened to this far into the podcast, please you know what, we need to have some proof that you're still listening. So hashtag Jacklobe if you've listened this far into the podcast, hashtag Jacolobe at the off air show to do that on Twitter, please, that would be great.
That would be We need to know that you're still listening right now hashtag Jacklobe. Wait when we hold on both freak big news for you? Is it? This weekend you are performing live rock with music just gloss over that talking about scary not getting and you getting your music. Fans give some music? What kind of music should we give us? Some music gives something I don't even know. We shouldn't have a piano man by Billy Joe. Yeah, I like that piano man. That's appropriate, right? That is?
Will you doing it? Be doing a piano set? Yeah? Well I play the piano piano man. There, I am Ladies Show. If you would like to see Baldslee live this weekend, you can here in New York City, Ronnie, how are you gonna be? Rockwood music? Rockwood Rockwood Musical. It's right around the corner from Katz's Deli, So go get like a pastrami sandwich and a kadish and then come over eight o'clock to nine o'clock. I'm doing a
forty five minutes set with a full band. Great to the four boy introducing me, Well, I I we have to talk about that? Are you gonna bean jacksonvill scary Chans, Let's sing along? Nes to me? Come on take away? Scared low Tony Well, we're you gonna be at the Statist anyway? Uh want to bet? Where are you gonna be all by yourself this week? Go to vall freak dot com to get a seven dollar advanced tickets and we just come to the club and be great Tah baby.
And he's not really sure if he's gonna go scary, but it sad and sweeting over Jackson Villy, one of my best friends. Don't know you for like twenty five years, I played like two shows a year. You guys next text first, I'll explain, wanna get sushi? We see baby singing all alone on that night you baby singing with some friends. But I really did wish that I could be there with you. But I've got it a figure name on like cham ten, I got something to do.
What are you leaving that I think you're taking? You can't all right? Well, my parents will be there until lay back. Now John at the bar. It's not a friend of Greg Tea. He gets you make a food of tose? Any how is this thing called the health and Well last see days foo and I have to be a rabens a four other scary will be Yes, it's a sliding We're gonna Smitch November Wolf. You light your Christmas tree for that. Oh, I cannot be in two places at once. The actual lands in four or
five live in South Jersey. Oh, you'll be on the east side of New York City. Here, it's very difficult to get east side. And you I'm done with you and probably will be set the song off. That's it. I've had I want to be there. I never promised I was gonna be there. I had I had this, but you did back at like weeks ago. I give you that credit for that, but you also said you would be there. This is this is the occupational hazard
of being an independent musician. People got plans, we're older now, people have kids, people got responsibilities, and and you keep your fingers crossed. At more than seven people show up, so we'll see what happened. Hey, listen, the buildings were Hunter Pucks is up for grams weeks. Throw a hundred dollars in. It's the affair show. Football picks. Don't know if you guys are following or not, but who picks
the worst? Where's the sombrero? So far? In first place going into the weekend was Ronnie at ten and eight, Scary at second and ninety nine. Great team, rolling down last place at seven and eleven. Falling from that hill, here we go pick number one with the Scary. He chose the Carolina Panthers over the l A Ram Scary. That's a victory for you. He then went over to
Cleveland and he chose the Dallas Cowboys. Taking on to Cleveland, Brown Scary got another way, ding ding ding, But he faltered when he chose the Steelers over the Baltimore Ravens. What a disappointment, doulog Two wins, one loss. How does scary do? Let's find out. Let's roll in to ball freak, ball freak. You chose you can't say, Chiefs over the Jackson Little Jacks. That's a victory for you. Then you chose the Broncos over the Raiders. Downhill from there and
you lost that one. And then you chose the Vikings over the Lions. The Minnesota had a Minnesota and sandwich. Sorry, one and two will not get it done over time. I got a half a wine, give me one one in one great tea. Don't start bragging so quick. Even though you chose the Saints over the Niners, you got that one right one. But man Eli Manning, even though he stunk up the joint, the Giants still got the victory. The Big Eagles. You chose the Eagles. That's a loss
for you. He talking to yourself. And then you really thought you knew what you were doing about something the third person, when you took the Packers over the Colts in Green Bay, no less, I mean it's a gimme, right you? Yeah, that should have been a gimme. Unbelievable. He lost that one to one win, two losses, tied with wal Freak, you base get so right now Scares and first by himself again Starry Scars tied now right leven ten and Great Tea last place eight and not
looking good for you, dude. It's two horse race at this point. I gotta step it up, man, I really gotta step You're faltering in all facets of your life. I'm not coming to the show. I don't care what's going on when my football picks. I really don't. I know football so well. I can't figure this out. But that's the way football is. That's why they play the game, employing a game that tell when to play the game, goll freak, that's why they played a game. Tumbling, rumbling, bumbling,
fumbling great eight and thirteen. Remember no show tomorrow. And I think our friend Shairs coming on Wednesday. Chair will be here, Shares. It's a party, thanks for listening to this thought fair show. And it's completion and jackalo you swatsman. Now I guess Sam, I guess yeah, it's just lasting now