The Off Air Show - 'Stassi Schroeder from VanderPump Rules RETURNS' - Ep.100B

enjoyed our time with you last time. You know, I had so much fun. I'm just really pissed because you get you guys didn't have chilled one waiting for me. So that's really honestly, it's rude, I do have to say, and I agree with her. I did try to communicate that with scare. I'm like, listen, if you're gonna have a guest, you gotta have the room prepared, and there is nothing prepared here. I can only do so much, fasci, I can only do so much. I don't care about

your excuses. I'm sucked up. I'm sorry. Could you find your heart to you know, maybe forgive me. I think next time you'll make it up to me. I love that you brought your sister with you. This is great. I had no idea. That's such a beautiful sister. Hi. How are you? Yes? Mom? Yes, Mom, you have to talk into the mike. Hi. My scoring points by calling you her sister. Yes, and yeah, you're scoring point. Do you know how to flatter women? Well? Wait a second.

So mom has a flask, a bedazzled flask in one hand, and what do you have in the other? And that's my bedazzled phone. This is my this is my hounds tooth flask, and this is my immune defense drink. And I put the two together. Cattle one what do you get? I don't know what do you get? Diffuse cattle one drink? What do you get? It sounds great to me. You get wasted anyway, Yeah, you get wasted, and I feel good and it's good for me. It is. I like that whatever germs that I have, it's going to kill.

They're very cool. Well, welcome up here with your daughter, Like mother, like daughter. The apple doesn't fault far from the tree. As the question to first's mom, this is really unbelievable. Stacy's mom didn't want to talk. She's just like, I'm just going to be hanging out here in the back kidding me. You don't you don't want to ask her question? You want to By the way, if I'm her Yoda, I taught her well okay, okay, alright, cool, he taught me how to be an alcoholic. Well, feel

free to jump in anytime. Okay. So, first of all, happy birthday belated at this point, right, yeah, But like I love when people tell me happy birthday. It doesn't matter if it is my birthday or not, so keep saying it. They weren't the Montalk Yacht Club, by the way, you frequent those places? I actually stayed there, you have. Yes, I was at Gerns last summer, but this I was

also at De Montalk Yacht Club. Oh my gosh. But you guys, man, I know it's a little bit of a cliffhanger and you can't give away too much of what's going on, But are you one of those people that celebrate your birthday for the whole month? I normally do a week. It's like a week kind of thing, you know. I used to do a month, But now I feel like people don't talk late me doing that anymore, So like I I'm not allowed. You know, you're not a counterdown my birthday. I used to be the definitely

used to be. Yeah, but now that I'm twenty eight, I just feel like my friends slapped me around when I I do that. So I can't anymore. It's so disappointing. Can we dive into a little bit of what happened and how how great it was for your New Year's even? Um, so much fun as so many fights and arguments. We literally can't get it together. Like you think that we're just fighting because we have a reality show. No, there were no cameras there, and we probably all fought more

than we did this whole summer. He promised last year there would be no more nakedness running into the water with no clothes on. And what do I see? Was I drunk when I promised that. Um, let's see, Cabo Schwartz had to sleep in the hotel lobby one night. Okay, yeah, see, I tell you we all we all had a lot of fights, all of us. Yeah totally, but we were all just like, no, Schwartz, you you don't get a bed. We are denying you your basic human right of shelter

and a bed. I don't care you're sleeping in the lobby. Pete is in the room with us, huge fan of rules, And now come on, you've got to have a question about Comba and what happened down in a New Year's I'm past that. I'm into the whole montalk thing. Were you disappointed in montalk Um? We didn't get to do a whole lot. We were only there for two days and it was really hard to get clearance at anywhere,

so we didn't get the full experience. But all of the kids, all of the kids, all of the people from Summer House, the new show that's coming out, they were so much fun and we still are all now really good friends and we meet up with them whenever we're in New York. Like they that show is going to be good, good recording Summer House. So how does Bravo? How does it all happen? They see you guys down and like, hey, we're gonna start launching this new show.

We want to cross promote with you guys, Like how does that all transition? Well? I had met the work Is twins before, and like we went out one night and just really got along very well, and so once Bravo found out, oh my god, they know they know somebody from Banner Pump, it was just it made sense for us to go visit them. Okay, So, even if it's not a Bravo show, are all of you guys kind of like hanging out and mingling in within like the same kind of circle? Like I think Scary was

even asking before you even got here. We're talking about like something that goes on with a bachelor or like a lot of the Bachelor's the bachelors they know each other and whatnot. So are you guys all like hanging out within the same group? You know what? I feel like I've started this like Bravo, like this Bravo group because I'm now I'm really good friends with the Southern charm people. So I'm like, I'm like the president, you know what I mean. And so I'm bringing everyone together.

So now we are like this at least our age group, like not the housewives or anything like that. So we're all hanging not not not those old folks. No, yeah, is that official? Whoam? People did used to say that nice? I think you need to like tell us more hold mom, Helm well stas Posse came to be in high school. Um because I'm bossy as it was her way or the highway. And that's when her birthday went all month long. Yeah, wow,

show mom mom continue. He had people signed up on a waiting list mom my mom's friend part of post. So she had a small group eight girls. Yeah right, and if one would drop off, like radio station that plays music, it's only like forty slots from music, and then once one drops off, your new one moves up the charts. She's so full of ship, really was. It was a thing, but I did not have a She's she's just really good at embellishing and embarrassing me. I

am so back to vander Pump. You guys, listen, nudity runs rampant on there. I mean, and and obviously you guys went skinny dipping that they what do they do? They turn the lighthouse light on. I'm sorry. That was the realist thing. So I had no idea. That was not planned. I had no unless the producers knew and just didn't tell me. We run into the water and then all of a sudden, there it was like a spotlight was at us, and everyone who was at this

wedding event was standing out there cheering and laughing. That was it was so embarrassing that that would you say that is one of your most embarrassing moments on the show. Well,

in the moment, in the moment, it felt that way. Well, when it comes to doing some of the editing and things like that, we had we spoke to Sammy Sweetheart who was on She came in right shore, and she had said that that they would do some filming and then they would show her clips and then they would let her go out and run out and you know, react to the clip that she just saw so that they would get more of a reaction. Now, that's how MTV was doing things. I'm not saying that that's how

Bravo does things with your show. But is there anything behind that where they might do some filming like with you know, Jack's or something, and all of a sudden they show you a clip and then now you are, you know, reacting to We've never seen clips now, so you do so not so they're not the editing is not setting it up like that to you, guys, you

do things differently. Remember, this is a real group of people that came together originally in the restaurant and they just said, you know what, we're gonna put cameras on

you guys. That's really and that's really what sets this show apart, uh from from other reality shows which are pre cast trying to set that drama up because they're looking for that draw is what she was saying, what she was alluding to, you know, That's what I was just curious as to, you know, what was what was on there in the in the thought process about you know what, what is Bravo looking for in the next you know, hit or the next clip that they're filming

with you guys. But that's not like, that's not like that's not going on. No, And I also think that that's what's going to be great about Summer House. They're all actually a group of friends as well, So like you're not having that, nobody's having a fake anything, right, that's awesome. Now, obviously coming off New Year's Cabo and now you're it's a new year, they say, new year, new you, right, blah blah blah, you're single. What's going on? Is there time to date? Do you even are you

even looking for something? Or you're just like funk this I'm traveling the country. I'm doing my thing. I got some stuff coming out. I'm going I'm talking for you right, well, right when I broke up this past summer, I was going on dates and and actively like trying, because that's how I get over I mean, that's not healthy, but that's how I get over my last relationship. Get over someone until you get under someone new. I completely agree

with it, and so but now I'm exhausted. I haven't been on a date in three months, and it's a date at first date sounds miserable to me now, like an interview, right it is. And I'm just like so not interested in small talk, and like people will just tell me the most boring stories like oh, like I broke my finger when I was playing flag football in high school, and like I don't give a Like I really don't care. I'd rather be at home with my dogs watching The Bachelor. You've had a guy say that

to you on a date? Yes, yes, that was like a conversation. It was a really long story too, so like it wasn't just like, hey, one time I broke my finger playing flag football. I know everything about flag football now, I think, what does mom think? Mom should should stossibly be out there dating or is it time for Sas to be by herself and learn more about her? No, I think that this is the perfect time for Stacy to be by herself. Yeah, good, I like, I love you.

I wish more moms that way, I can go with her. All about you, It's all about you, momm No, I mean, and do you do you? Do you listen to mom a lot? Will you take her advice that you know, maybe it's it's time that you relax and not do a lot of dating right now? Well, I, like I said, I have not been doing a lot of dating, but I did. I had my mom on my podcast a month ago to give me dating advice, and she says that my problem is that I'm not feminine enough. How

are you not feminine? How is she not feminine enough? Well, she's very bossy, she comes out. But that's good. That's a strong woman right there. Yes, but she's a little bit masculine. See that's what I mean. What does that mean? There's nothing masculin about you unless you had a dick, you don't know. I could see Stasi is a little tough. Stacey is tough. She's not very you know, you're you're not going to be cleaning up after some guy. You want the guy to clean up after you all the time.

But sometimes sometimes guys want to be mom that mother. They want you to clean up after us a little bit. But she's not looking for a guy like that. But mommy successful marriage. Mom knows best right, she overshadows the men in her life. And there's nothing wrong with that. She's a big figure. She's like, you know, she's she's but that really limits the amount of men out there

for her. Mom knows absolutely agree, alright, And I you know what, And what's so funny is that I then did somebody else's podcast a couple of days later, and it was two men and they were said they said the exact same thing without me telling them that you said that. And it was like, what two guys telling me that. They're like, well, you have such a firm handshake and you're kind of like you're you're the way

that you are when you walk into a room. It's not very like, oh, it's boss, and I don't know how to flirt, so like there's sure walk out of here in high heels, just watch okay, alright, Well, no there's something to be said for that. But but then doesn't that even if it limits, it does eventually you're going to just zone in on something that's that's right for you. Oh yeah, I'm not mad at it. Good. That's a big world. You know, you're the girl's gonna

put on the football jersey. You're gonna go to the sports bar and the guys. No I'm not, No, I'm not. That's how you come across. I am not a sports person and I will never wear a jersey. Um, and now right, that's fine. Could be wrong to talk about your podcast, you know, you're just mentioning it there. What what's going on that lately? Are you guys making some headway there? What's what's happening? Yeah, it's very successful and I do it once a week and I'm coming into

my second year. So in February it will be my second anniversary of doing it and it's been great. Congratulations, Thank you. You know that have you had some some fun people like what do you want to talk about in your party? Why don't you first of all tell everybody where they can find your podcast, because the people listening to this podcast are more pro to listen to more podcasts as well. Get you some listeners right now. Yeah, please thanks. Let me put myself out. It's called Straight

Up with Stacy. You can find it on iTunes or Spotify or your podcast app. It's free. UM and it's fucking awesome. Okay, that's cool, and you mainly discuss what um. I like to say. The way that I describe it is, I like uh women to listen. Normally, it's mainly women that listen to it. I want them to feel like they're listening to their best friends. Get wasted talking about things that you only talk about in private. You know, things that we're all thinking but we don't feel like

we're allowed to say out loud. That's what I That's pretty much what it is. So nothing's off limits. We talk about I talk about almost anything. The last time you're here, on episode seventy six, we played a game called fan Girl, and we had a beautiful little girl here with us. He was so sweet. Could not you know secure that again? No? She actually she works here and she's a salesperson, so she's trying to put commercials on the radio and that's her priority. So she wanted

to be here. She says, hello, said she's missing you, so our backup fan girl and we'd like to play fan girl with you still. Yeah, is Panasonic Pete like everybody? Oh yeah, I remember, I remember that nickname. We need like yesterday, we need sixty seconds on the clock. So here's how we work at clock. You get sixty seconds. The fan girl man, he's a motherfucking fan boy. But I'm just gonna ask questions. Here's how it works. Sixty seconds.

You get to ask Stac anything you want within sixty seconds. If Stacy just like the question, she'll just see pass the fire ship. Fan girl all over this like the Weekend. By the way, I love this song's great. I have to follow up to so prepared for this. Yeah, that's a lot of pressure for him to come up with random questions in sixty seconds. He's a massive, massive fan Tell you what if you like to turn your mom, we will allow you to ask questions questions from so

you get sixty seconds. You've got a fan girl over Yeah, okay, okay, you're ready alight. First question, Jack's when he had the surgery in the recent episode. That was definitely like the man boob thing. I think he was copying off of my breast reduction. He always has to do what I do. But on the flip side, he had his girlfriend get bigger, get bigger. He just loves boob jobs. Yeah, so she got bigger, he got smaller. Okay, so next one, Mont talk. We talked before that it might have been a little

bit boring. You were trying to find a man there and the only thing that came around was that older man. Well you wait for tonight's episode. Okay, there there there are some more gentlemen. I knew there was good stuff now for Mom. Mom had and you guys didn't mention this. Mom was on a recent episode and she was phenomenal and little brother. So now is there going to be more of that coming up? Yeah? Actually more Mom, more Mom, and more Nikolaie perfect Nikola trip. He is where he

came from. Fan girl, fan girl soul. All right, wait before she leaves, can we put some rumors to bed because I read up that there this could be your last and final season at I don't know, I don't know. People. Well, it's they're saying that there's some drama between you and Lisa, and that's been leading to it. Plus some of the you know, you might not be happy with some of the editing that's been going on. These are just some

of the rumors from the ruler. I am putting that, no, there is that nut, and I will be on vander Pump Rules for as long as they will have it. I like that. That's great, and you're right scared. What would vander Pupper Rules be without Stasi completely vander pup Rules of course, Monday nights on Bravo and Central. We know I was trying to wear national, aren't we. And of course your podcast, plug It. It's an It's on It's on iTunes and Spotify anywhere anywhere you can find

anywhere everywhere. Google it. Thanks for being part of about one episode. Thank you, so I really truly feel honored that you guys asked me to come back for this, So thank you you. You're more than willing to come back here anytime, and we mean that