The Off Air Show - 'Stassi Schroeder from VanderPump Rules' - Ep.76

for a number thirteen? Superstition flirteen, Come on, or starry, you got superstition, very superstition. You want to take rating on the wall. If there's anything we say or do on the show today, you go to drop us an email at the Offair Show at gmail dot com, or you can tweet us at the gym at the off Fair Show like this. Yeah. This is not the official song of the day. No, no, it's not. This is just getting us warm national songs of every day. So

much happening today. We have our our friends coming in from Oh my god, yes, they're waiting at the door. They're scratching at the door. Seriously, you know why people from the staff is scratching at our door? Why hooting Patasonic Pete? Why because we have Stasi from vander Pump Rules coming in. Yes, we have a guest on the show today. We have a guest. It's gonna start smelling a lot better in here in just a little while. Yeah, but tells that especially after you just let one loose.

It is super Steve showered. What's your say, Stevie Wonder song? This is a good one. It is I kind of like, uh, I believe when I found and it will be. Do you have a favorite one? No, I don't mind, sir, Duke, dude, I love Duke. That might be my favorite. Cand You can't do it. I can't sing along to it, you can't play it on the keyboard. Come on play it? Why you studio on this? The genius and I'm a mere amateur. We can always get in touch with us at gmail. He's like, yeah, the aufor show at gmail

dot com. Yeah, he's a genius. I agree that, a lyrical genius. We got so many compliments on your Halloween your Halloween song, so many it was my song, a Dracula song, whatever it was. Can we start give you accolades and tell you that that was pretty hot. It was. It was so good round. Plus, I mean how you did that, it was amazing how you played the part of Dracula and then you kill the song and the whole thing. It just it made the Halloween show what

it is. I just called Cantrac and I said, come on, let's do this song together, and he said, yeah, I'll come in for you. Well, I think I gotta tell you. I I think it's it's incredible that you have that talent. I know I cannot. I can't rap like that. I can't just come up with lyrics. I can't write music. I can't play the keyboard. Scary. What what are you

really talented at? For real? Be honest, I'm do you have a real talent giving you titles and artists and years of songs for like you know, the sixties, seventies and eighties, nineties and and today. So you can name ald songs. I can if you give me. If you give me a song like that's so and so and so and so from that's the song. If we played you a couple of seconds of an old song, you can name the the artist and the title of this a very good chance that, Yeah, that's my song. And

then give us the name of the title. Yeah, give us a give us a song of your eyes. You know Paul Creek, we learned his great at films, right he can. He'll tell the music music battle. You give him a title. Are an artist, They'll give him a title of a film. He'll take you who was in it? You know that thing about movie trip? You know, so you know everything about movies. You're phenomenal. And you're also phenomenal piano player, a lyricist, you know all that stuff. Whatever, whatever,

I'll be a lyricist for you. I have no talent whatsoever. I have zero talent, nothing, nothing. At often I'm handy. I'm more of a handy guy. Like I can build stuff. I can that. That's only like I'm redoing my basement by myself. You know, I can do that stuff. And when you were in a carpenter. So I'm good at playing the piano because I took lessons for seven years when I was a kid, and then I took drum lessons. Music has always been part of my life. You have

nothing like that in your life. When you were younger, growing up, your parents didn't like that. Your mom said, hey, come on, let's go to the karate place. You know, well, I played soccer. I was a very good soccer player, and I could play ice hockey. I was a good ice hockey player as well. You touched the narrav on the karate. Yeah, I took karate. I did not did, no, no, no, I did, and I went from It took me a long time to go from white belt to yellow belt

and seven years and that was it. And then I and then I stopped. So I know the first katha. Show me one karate move. This is the first cop. Let's take a picture, put on Instagram two three, and then you do side Uh, there's a sidekick, sidekick. Let's you know what? I got to do? A roundhouse? Yeah, show us around how to give me some karate? But give me something. What do you got it? The sort of thing that needs to go on the off air show Instagram. Yeah, I get like a little video stor

doing around house. I'm taking a picture of this right now. Get I'm taking a picture of this. Let's do a boomerang and give me karate kid music. Unfortunately, by the way, you got Joe Sposito you're the best japan around. Scary shade aldi Japanese. Let me get a video, comes video? Is that your roundhouse? I forgot? I forgot to do. Don't you have to like actually lift your leg in the air and then kick? I can't. We were on a compet here on a carpet. Yeah, I'm impeded by

the carpet. I'll tell you. It was back in the day. I took karate and it didn't go very well, so I stopped. You would getting mugged carpet here, right, So I don't know how to do a chop If there was no carpet here, I was shopping, you know, chopping you're fucking meeting didn't So, yeah, that was that. But anyway, so that was my talent, I guess, and then sound like it was a talent. I tried to play a guitar, but I'm a left I didn't know any of these things.

When did you try to play the guitars? The posts class? That doesn't count because he took a high school class. You tried to play guitar. I tried. You were forced to play the guitar if he was, I was. I took a class on they they listen. I didn't go very well. They made me, they made they tried to restring a guitar, to make it a left handed guitar to are you for real? He's blaming it. McCarney plays left hand guitar. He plays left hand. You got any

Paul mccartey can plus Paul McCartney, could you want? Paul McCartney and baby. I'm amazed at the way baby. It's not baby. He never says baby. Wants he does, no, he does not. It's maybe he says, yeah, what yeh? He says baby to a woman. But listen to this, he say all the time. Listen. Can we get down the business? I have a lot of things happening. We do so. We have Stacy's coming up in just a couple of minutes after the song. We had a song to play. But you are we ready to do a

football picks right about now? I think we should Okay, before we do that, Okay, before we do that, I just want to remind everybody today is game Tonight is Game seven of the World Series. The Cubs and the Indians. Bald freak. He chose the Indians, scary you, and I chose the Cubs. Remember, if the Cubs lose, Bald Freak gets to shave a mohawk in our hair tomorrow. If the Indians lose Bald Freak, I am bringing in red paint and we are gonna paint a red These things

are gonna happen. Yes, it is. If if the Indians tonight, Scary Jones, are you gonna let me shave a mohawk into your let's you you want to be real. We were meeting before you said you wanted it to be real. I've tied a line to the audience. Then then I'm really not gonna shave a mohawk. Why not because I'm not gonna I'm not gonna allow it. Why not because I'm being real. I'm telling you that I have the razor. He'll just because you have the razor doesn't mean he

wants you. You could put it like on like like like you know, to on his and then leave the center and he still has a mohawk, you know, like you could do that. Why you want to shave a mohawk in the middle of his head, like a reverse mohawk. Let's do that, Scary, Yes, reverse mohawk just happening. You know what you're doing, like scary to get a reverse mohawk. We want you to tweet us at the off air show also and hashtag reverse mohawk. And there's no way

you're painting my head if why not? Why why can't you guys step up and do something cool. I need to go out in the real world and like, you can wash it off later on, all right, if it's if it's washable, it will be washable paint only it's so if the cub paint, if the Cubs win. If the Cubs win, we're painting a red streak in your bullhead. Okay, but if the Indians win that you can not gonna live up to his end of the bed, So then

you can do it to me. You can dose. No, he has to be in We'll have to what the shade your ass or something. Yes, we're gonna sha something that we we have to we gotta do. I don't know if I want this hazing. I want to give you a massive wedge or something. Something we had to kick you or something. Why Why is there pain and embarrassment involved in all of your gambling. Why can't we just do some stuff for cash like I doing on

football pool. This is all I'm used to. This is what I did when I was was a pledge, when I was a Fratorney, I got it, I got paised. Speaking of bets. All right, football tea, three hundred bucks up for grabs. Let's talk about this past week, so must up the next week. Alright, we start got the golden sombrero. Who's gonna wear it? We started off. Scary is eight and seven wall Ford. You and I are both seven and eight. To come back kid, all right, you and you and him both at three of sombreros.

I've only worn two. Nothing. It's just about who gets the most wins at the end of the day. All Right, let's review. Here we go. Scary, you chose the Jets over the Browns, Yes I did. You were correct, Yes I was scary. You chose the Green Bay Packers over the Lanta Falcons. Yes you were wrong. I can't believe that happen. The music for this one, yeah, yeah, he also talk about this one. He chose the Minnesota Vike guy was talking to Big Gaming of the day over

the over the Bears. Here, Jones, you were also wrongs. He got one. He said, there's no way in hell. That's that the Bears are going to beat the Vikings and mocked me, that's right incessantly. Here he went one and two a losing record there, okay, Mr prognostic Greg t Yeah, okay, you put the music back on there. I chose. I chose the Jacksonville Jaguars that they're gonna turn around over the Tennessee Titans. I was wrong. I chose because everything's going on in Cleveland. I said, let's

go Browns. The Browns will beat the Jets. Wrong. Wrong. I also went on the limb and I said, you know what, this team is gonna win at home, Tampa Bay Buccaneers over the Raiders and said, you lose. You guess you have to win more than that. But here''s not at the sombrero. I'm right, okay, ball freak, we'll start with the Minnesota said that Bears. He said Bears, and he got it. Yeah. That he also, Bull Freak, you said Patriots over the Buffalo Bills, right, and he

got that one right. Yeah. And then Freak said, and you know, by the way, honestly, god, you're not really a big football fan, are you. How the hell do you do this like I'm a casual fan. Did this guy, this off ball freak chose the Houston Texans off the teacher and he got that right? Full freaking is own three with three? No, I can't even keep straight? How did you get this? You know what? Somebody's advising this kid now, I'm we're doing it all on the cuff.

Here you are now nine and seven? Right? No, no, I'm sorry nine and uh nine? You're nine nine and ball freak? You are now with three wins? Yet pen your ten and eight? That's right? And Greg t I am you ship the bag slurps three? Who's wearing the goldie Sobrara seven eleven? Where is it? Gets at my desk? I gotta go get You'll take a picture with it later, all right, all right, you gotta wear it, bro, all right, I'll go get the freaking spra you're gonna you're gonna

wear for inter she that's right? All right? So telling about this song and that's the song and we got our our nest our guest on the show today. If you like what you're hearing, let us know your problem, show us some love on the face book, Instagram and Twitter. After you on fair show. He's gonna get the Sabrara is gonna wear it. And after this song we got stas from on who She's an Avanda pump pools coming in. It's Kasi le On and waited the moment. I'm a

weird change. Listen Tim Bow listens at Ambreen. She's a little man, you have a chicken time bomb. It's Kings of Leon, which the moment on all their show is that not a good song? I love that you. I think Bob freaky Woul getting into an air guitar bull freakle like Kings of Leon. I just want to take this opportunity to thank you guys protexting me and calling me and said, hey, Ron, we want you to pick a song on the air show anytime. You know. I

appreciate you. Guys heard me loud and clear. The audience already congratulated on your Halloween song. What more do you want to hear the listeners? The listeners also needs constant reinforcement. Freaky yeah, but what would you do? You what we could do every day on the Elvis Duran mording show where you get no compliments? What would you do that? And you've been doing it for eight years? Oh, my god. Yeah, all right, all right, she's waiting outside. Listen, I'm taking

the sobrero off. I'm not gonna meet Stas wearing the sombrero. Man, that's part of the room. I'm not. This is ridiculous. You wear the sombrero. You wear this exactly. You're gonna wear the sombrero for Sta. You're not wearing like we're having, not wearing like a fake mustache too. Let's not go there. This is so I think I'll tell you this is really big. This is huge that you're here. I really do appreciate it. And he gives us proof that the Afair Show is now finally on the map. Here. I

think we finally made it. I think we finally made it. Wait, hold up, why are you wearing a sombrero. I gotta tell you know what. I'm forget this thing. I'm so no, no, no, leave it. Leave it. That's not fair of you. Know, you think it's Vanderbump rules fun that it's Stas rules, and I say leave it. So you know, this is so embarrassing. So the deal is is that you know we do football picks on a Thursday going into the weekend, and that the guy on the All Fair Show that

gets the worst amount of picks. You know who does the worst here has to wear the gret ship the bed right now. I went going through this week. You lost me at football, so I'm with you there. It's not about the football. It's about the sombre the entire time. It's so embarrassing. Kindly kept it on. It's gone. That's no, no, no, leave it better like that. It's such a poor sport, you suck. It's welcome, by the way, thank you. More importantly, there's a bottle of wine in front of me, and

i'd like to open it? Yes? Could you? Would you do the honors that I would love to? Such a gentleman, I'll be your bartender. I'm not a gentleman. Yes, so we did bring wine in. I'm trying to, like, holding up to my legs trying to open it. I know you're I know you're a peen a Griggio fan. I'm an every wine fan, are you and everyone? That's because great. He didn't think that the shard would be good enough for you. He thinks it's cooking wine. No, well I

haven't tried it yet. Yes, okay, but here's the thing. If you treat Peeno Griggio and I serve you shardonnay, you're gonna be upset. That's not what you want. It's like, here's Piscatto or a reesling, but I know you like Peeno Grigio. It's not the same. Well you're sucked up. You did suck up. How's the wine stock? It's actually really good, it is. I'm not bullshitting you. So yeah, So in case you're wondering, we have we have the off air heads that listen to the show. They're great.

These are the people that are hardcore fans of our podcast. We've got a toddler in the house. Yeah, we got to taller. We do backwards talk sometimes, so toddlerg meets hot girl. But it's not so much coaching because we just said we got a clever, cleverer and all the and all the guys are yugs because that's backwards. That's yugs. So you can use that on your podcast. Were not so. First of all, we got we gotta get into vander Pump Rules. It's back Monday night at Central on Bravo.

Of course, the fifth season. It is pretty cool. I still have the previews. Yeah, it looks looks juicy, looks good. We'll get there in a second, but right now, because we're talking about podcasts and you happen to be on one, talk about your podcast real quick? Yeah, I just know what do you do? I have a podcast called Straight

Up with Stacy. I've been doing it for almost two years, and basically what I started it, I wanted to set out to just like have mainly women but men listen, to have them feel like they're sitting around getting wasted with their friends talking about things they don't say in public. So it's kind of like how I live my life. I've been Instead of saying wasted, you could say can nerd because canard is drunk backwards and it sounds cool you memorize these words or like are you thinking about

them right now? That quick? Yeah, A bunch of tal Lerk's hanging out of your podcast all getting candy there you go exactly, and guys want to go out Fridy night? What they wanted to want to cough? Want to cough? Do you have a legend for me to look at some sort of key right now? So what goes on on your podcast? How did you get started? And and

shenanigans Um. I worked for a play dot it CBS radio and they just came to me two years ago and asked me if I wanted to, And I at first was like, absolutely not, hell no, because my boyfriend at the time is a rate well he was. He still has a radio host, but we're not together. And I saw how hard it is. Like I was always at Serious XM hanging out watching everybody, and I'm like, that is one of the toughest jobs to have to be on in your brain just constantly going like there's

no fucking way I could do a podcast. So the fact that I was really scared of it made me realize I had to try it. And then once I started doing it, I loved it. It has given me. I feel so rewarded. I'm really connecting with people, like when there's no other outlet, like the way that radio is. It's so intimate and you just feel like you're making friends.

And I've always loved talk radio, so I knew that, Like I have that feeling with people that I listened to, and the fact that now people are like that with me, it's just it's the best when I get an email saying like I'm depressed and like somebody in my family just died, and like your podcast is the only thing that like brightens my week. It's like, okay, cool, I shoot me down down now you're for the right reason.

But it's also a great outlet because when you're working, when you're doing the show, you're doing that and now all of a sudden, you know, you get something for yourself, which is the podcast. And you know, the same thing with us when we do the Elvis durre In Morning Show. It's you know, the way Elvis wants it and what's going on, but you know he's allowed us to, you know, go out and do our own thing, hence the Afair Show.

And I think we all three of us bal freak scery and we look forward to doing this for you know, forty five minutes a day. It's kind of our outlet and all of our emotions are raw and they're out there and they're honest, they're authentic. So if we're having a shitty day, we're gonna hear about it. That's what I said. Yeah, Like my podcast can be kind of

depressing sometimes because I'm like, fucking life sucks today. I don't have anything to say for myself, I'm on my period and I feel fat, Like just can somebody like come? You know, by the way said all that we that's love. This is great. This is the most real we've been all the morning drunk drunk cheers, everyone cheers. So um with obviously with vanderpunk rules coming back on Monday night. Um,

you were, you were on the show. You went away for a while to come back to live in New York and then you went back correct or did you? Did you ever? Was there like when you with your boyfriend here? Yeah? Here, but it wasn't during filming, so it was like off season. It was season stuff. Yeah, when I lived here. Um, I did leave though for half of season I guess technically half of season three and half of season four, So okay, yeah, I took

a little hiatus. It gets real, It gets hard, It gets really tough, because I think what makes our show so special is that we were an actual, real group of friends in real relationship ups with each other, and because we weren't cast to be friends, that makes all of the drama that much more personal. So that's what I wanted to ask, Because there were relationships before going in and then now there's after and then there are a lot of people that are you know, there are

people that who's with whose ex? And there was some of that drama going on for a while, like yeah, like how does that play into the show, you know, as opposed to you know, shows that are quote casted for we need a female that fits this description. Well, that's why our shows awesome. Honestly, that's the drama most it's real, like everything. All these are like really raw emotions and reactions and we we fight hard and love hard, and it's just it's a very intense thing to go

through with your loved ones. It's really weird. Speaking of real, we have got two amazing, real people in the studio with us that are real, big fans of yours, bigger than we are, massive, massive Ander pop Rule fans, so real mom, and we brought them. There's that Okay, okay, Perry, that Vivian Hi Hi. Yeah, and our all fair show army.

We recognize Panasonic Pete swing microphone over Pete right over right over there, Panason, and Pete is one of the sales guys and he's always trying to pitch all kinds of ideas, but we always fall flat. But he's trying to get He's trying to get sponsors. You have sponsors for your podcast. Paul probably sell you. He can't sell us, but he can probably your podcast. Wait is it? Is it? Do you like? Work for Panasonic? Why are you called that? He's a big fan of the product of Wait Where

does your nickname come from? Because that was one of his major sponsors which no longer tell us that that was a major advertiser of mine on their show, who was no longer an advertising Thank you? Six episodes to hear you can we come up with a new nickname. We're going to find that he wants to cover up the Panasonic's age. He was right, but he really does. So he comes in and he tried to do the show with us, and we love him, and the author show family has adopted him, so we just we bring

him up as much as he can. But he loves being a part of the show. You're like a whackpacker. Yes, now, Vivian Landing our first sponsor for this podcast, and we had that in common with you, and you just found out. We didn't know that you're a part of it as well. We just had a meeting today with oh mc weldon was one of my first sponsors too. They've been so right or die that like they I love them. Oh

my god, we're just signed today. Contracts are inc is still wet as they say, we just signed on with mac Weldon today. Congratulations. There's such a great brand to work for, seriously, and they really do like transform men into like the hottest dudes that we told them that you were coming and he was like, he was like, oh my god, He's like tell her, We said, hi, we know him very well. Colin and Brian were up here from the from the brand today. That's awesome. But yeah,

the brand, the mac Weldon brand. But you've done a lot, You've sold a lot of underwear. I guess I'm just good at selling underwear. We want to play cool game with you, but maybe bull freak, can you give us a song for Stasie? Come on, give us skills some stock so he plays the piano why on our podcast. Throw a word out there and he'll just write a song for you right now. Throw a word out Okay, I'm gonna throw out a word okay. Ranch Ranch France

dressing wait. Ranch dressing is the favorite dressing of the official like Thousand Islands. I'm like it. Tell you Ranch, No, is there a brand? Craft craft Craft? Ranch? Know that's the worst brand of Ranch. What is the best brand? Tell him? He'll put it into the song. That's a that's a tough one, like I like a good like t G I Friday's Ranch Friday. He's got a voice box. He's got a million different things up his sleep. Anyway,

we digress now onto a fangirl fan girl. That was brilliant, Like, I honestly feel like we need to do like a moment of silence for that because that was just like, ready, okay, okay, that's pretty. Here's your ball freak. Come on, who is your microphone? Both freak? Though real fast? This wine really is taking away my hangover. You thank you, we'll talk it. We got another glass coming. Todler loves your music. Their ball freak. Come on, I mean, write a song the

first take her out for you and your dog. No, I'd prefer to be sedentary, you know. I mean like I'm not like big on moving or anything like that. I'm on riyah right, tell us about that. It's the it's a you got to be approved. I really think we should stop right now. Let's go right the family. I want to awkward, you know, but you are in a restaurant. Tried. I tried bumble, but it was way too overwhelming, and I'm not going to reach out first.

They make the girls reach out first. Absolutely not, not at to Sadie Hawkins day. That's the precedent for like what the relationship is going to be, Like I'm always gonna have to be fucking doing all the work, Like, no way, I think you think. So she's got a point there, all right, women do all the work as it is. We're just a bunch of lazy jugs. I mean,

there's no watch ro seriously come on. Alright. So so, because we had to contain her, we decided the fan girl moment with Vivian here, we were going to limit her to sixty seconds to jam and cramm in as many questions as possible. Only sixtys. You don't any question, you don't like, you just say passed. We moved to the next time, do we really have to do like the sixty seconds thing? Because that's gonna get me anxiety? That's what that's what girls. And then we could go back,

and then we could go back to them afterwards. This is just just gonna You're gonna ask questions in sixty seconds. How's she going to answer any of them? You can only answer in two words or less? What are these rules? Vivian? Are you ready? I'm so wait? Is that a real rule? Just? I'm sure they're gonna be rapid fire questions? Okay, ready, I will count you down to three to one and you will fan girl so hard? Are you ready? Yes? And act like a fan girl? Are you ready? I

think so? I am nervous. I need a zan eggs. Anything you don't like you say? Pass? Three to one? Fan girl? Okay? Have you ever seen Lisa without makeup? On? No? When you were server? Did you ever spit in anybody's food? Our statement necklace is over? Yes? Would you wear Sheena's turban on a red carpet for a one thou dollars? Definitely? Not five? No? Okay? Have you ever seen We're the Millers? And if yes? What did you think of Lord Lee's

performance goldenmon? What type of lipstick are you wearing? Something that Katie just put on me? Some matt nude lipstick that you just had to film it out? Back to that. What is the best compliment you've ever received? Um that I'm funny. Last person you texted a dude? I like l a fashion a New York fashion, New York fashion. Do you believe in aliens? Absolutely? Yes, I'm into aliens. Tall Grays are my favorite alien. Stevie second, Okay, Trump

or Hillary, I'm not going there. Good choice. Did you cry at Katie's wedding? Yes? Did you blackout at Katie's wedding? Yes? It's your favorite cast member from Southern Charm. Oh that stuff. Craig, I thought you were gonna say ship. No, I'm like they're having like so. I feel like Craig isn't single. I'm obsessed with him and his girlfriend. I'm like a good third wheel for them when I go and visit them where I'm at a friend. That was one of

my questions, what's going on down there? I just love them. I have this genuine have like formed this genuine friendship, like I love, I adore them. I love that show. It's the best. You got some music for this one, we also have here. I have one more question for all right. If you were stuck in an elevator for five hours, La la or James. You have to choose one to be stuck with La La. Okay, get your answer. I can sleep on great job, awesome questions, good questions, questions,

phenomenal we foy. But listen, if you just want one question with an elongated answers, I'm going to ask the essay question, because the essay question, I'm going to ask a more technical question about this show. Okay, ready, and you're not gonna time, but I guess we are. You were not in the first half of season four, correct, but kind of the breakouts for the first half of season four we're La La and James. Yeah, but then it's kind of ironic that you came back because they

were kind of not. I had to take out the trash. Thank you, thank you. That's the answer. We needed a thank you. Tell us a little bit about I mean, obviously you're not going to share the secret this even season first, right, we have question goes nowhere to deaden. Every single radio host or TV show host will ask the slab, will say, hey, so what do we expect, like what's gonna happen? And they go, I can't tell you. You got to watch. Is there some stuff that you

can share? That's not necessaries secret, but yeah, you know, vander Pump fans want to want to hear. You know what I think people would want to hear is that this season is completely different than any other season we've had before because we've all come full circle and like really gotten past some really like heavy ship. So it's a different type of vibe. Like it's not like a split you know, who's cheating with who, and like you know who can you who can who is actually your friend?

It's it's we all really actually like each other this season, So it's really it's fun. Will there be nudity this season always? That's cool because we get drunk, like while we're filming if so, it's every day. It's like we can't help ourselves that I black out every time I film. We'd like to play just one more game with you? Could I have our wine? Then here you go, there's not much left here, let her finish the bottle? Thanks? All right? So Bravos it's okay, Yeah, a great. I

don't get wine when we play. Why would Bravo have a problem with that? We don't know. We gotta make sure everybody's got to make sure everything right exactly everything's got to get cleared no matter what. So we we So the Morning Show. Elise during the Morning Show, stumbled upon a fun game and it's called Boom Boom Balloon. It's called Boom Boom Balloon. This is out now from the makers of pie Face, and we have that. They put a whip cream on a person's hand and then

it goes into your face. Ex actually it's an actual plastic hand that comes and it goes like this. That doesn't sound funny at all. You crank, you twist the thing, you roll the dice, and then the person that it lands on. It's like Russian roulette. I didn't want to get I see, I see what you're No, I haven't seen it, but now I understand why it's fun. I didn't want I didn't want to put cream on your face, so I just figured we'd play with the balloon instead.

Exactly what is it? So here's what we do. Thank you very much for music. This called Boom Boom Balloon. These are all pins inside the balloon. You have to push the pin in there one click as so I will show you. You'll hear a click every time you push the pin. You ready, yeah, Okay, and keep it so close to your face. Everybody will push it in until someone pops the balloon. Are you afraid of balloons popping? Don't? It doesn't give you anxiety. I don't stop. You're up now.

Some people get very anxious at the fact that a balloon might popp and fill pass it all around the room. Panis on a pet they had to make. It could be any one of them. Just want a small just want one party game and it's one click, it's gonna click clicked? How like anti climactic? Would this have been if like when you were like showing me how to do it, or if you're going minutes watch please go ball freak? Okay, there you go to freak and you cut us on a peak. Come on, put us on.

The time we were giving away a car with the key, you know, it's like, why am I not on that? There were I didn't go a hundred keys to the car, right yeah, And the it was like turned the key to the car, the very first key started the car and everybody, Oh my god, it was a long joint event. Yeah, damn it is going to be me. Damn its only twenty more minutes. Come bull freak I don't understand how this contraption works. Well, eventually this balloon's gonna pop. It

goes in deeper and deeper. But I thought that there was like a pin in one of them, and we just don't know what. There's several pis for somebody's gonna pop the son of a bitch. Oh, go for for this one right hair? Oh my god, I think to go bull freak. Dude, I can't believe the full I wouldn't do that pin that was it really should be a drinking game. Ball freak picked us. There's no way. Last there's no way. Are we go pick a pick? Pick a pan, pin us on it and more music. Okay,

there you go. It's popping. It's this balloon. It's the balloon from hell. Oh my god, it's getting close. The top on the top one, go for the top one right there. No, it's not not that first one, damn it. This is the radio podcast shot did Now I feel like I have to think about which one, dude, deach pin balls deep into the balloon, Which one is going here? Right? Everyone is okay? Easy? Like more than guys, I think I'm fucked. Uh. I've never seen a balloon pop like that.

I don't know what. Oh, it's ridiculous. How many more times the way? We've never gotten this many? The first freak one? Your mother? Oh, shut up, this is crazy. This is crazy, but it really is. It's it gets a flaw on the balloon ball there's so much pressure on this popless balloon. Oh the sound of the click really does sound like Russian roulette with like a gun. That's creepy. Oh my god, it's coming back. Go Vivian, come on, don't do dare just want just one? Are

you fucking with me? Right now? Let me have to wear this umbrella for like another week. Stress telling him, tell him there are consequences to these to these games. Balloon it's gonna be a hot toy this Christmas, right, that's gonna be the hot thing again. It'll be hot his friend. We just like this, all right, goodbye with it anyway? Season sakes, Vander pump Rolls. We just play that game. Yeah great, absolutely, drink with it. Yeah, so anything else you want to add? I mean, listen, we're

all psyched. We cannot wait for nine o'clock, eight Central on Monday night for this season of Thank you. Um, I have to be a better watcher of the show here there, you know. But honestly, I'm you're you're a great person, and we wanted what we want person. You support, wonderful human we are, we support we support awesome people. Seriously, I've heard great things about as Dan, all of it only two funk with me, not we're not We're not talking my life. This is my world. You do it

to yourself. Stop you're you're a great person. What am I gonna say to world? This is only second to weird out duty exactly. I don't want to be a perv w Can you get this song for come on? Give me, hold on, hold on on, don hold On's a great person knows a great person. Okay, let me know when you're gonna start. This is a great person. You're a great person. This is called you're a great person. I'm terrible. Come on, come on, that's you're a great person.

Thanks for coming on the Offas show. You know what else, you're a really great person. So glad he came on the Offas show because we support such awesome people. Can't damn that much cuts off anyway? All right, I'm just overwhemed by the awesomeness. Thanks for hanging out today. Thank you so much, so much fun. I would really like to come back, so in the name of your podcast as well, we'd love to our listen our army to listen to you. I would love that. I would love

that synergy. The next time I come into New York, we'll set something up. Yeah, my podcast is called Straight Up a Stasie. Please go listen to it. Awesome media you want to give out to Handlet's log away bug away at Stacy on Twitter because I only need one name at Stacy Schroeder on Instagram because something another bitch took it already. Did you try to buy it back? I mean you can't, just like, how do you get it back? I didn't have it from the beginning. Researcher

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paying straight for it. I want my back. I ain't paying it. I pay off once again and hashtag pump rules. Let's get everything going, all right, let's get that social following. We want a trending on Monday night, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, love it freaks here, guys, I'm high fun chest pump bull freaking time. Yes, come on coming around, drink chest pump in the party in the oh my god, rownhouse. Andre, Dude, you don't want if our audience is very happy with

today's episode. Over the offair show, we want your feet back. Yes, you gotta tweet us. This is a good show. Absolutely, we did it for you. Guys. Then listen to you tomorrow. Off their heads. Just watch me now. Yeah, yes,