The Off Air Show - 'Sleeping With a Guy on the 1st Date' - Ep.81

do on this there's one less tree that got killed today. Yeah, we want and welcome. Thank you for that. Also, Stretched Green Podcast, you feeling great? You did you find your inner z end? How do you feel this morning? I feel fresh air, I smell fresh air, I feel good, I feel healthy, I feel I stretched. I like this. What are you so excited about? Just I just don't have the responsibility or you know what? This here's the

thing because a lot was said yesterday. Great, he's a micro manager, Greg t for as much as he wants to keep the pot you call it. There's a little bit of an O C D with me. Meg Managers got great. T is the kid who sits down taking a dump and he's staring at the wall and counting how many tiles there are? That's great, I've done that. How many tiles are there? There's a lot? Great. Great. He's the guy who walks down the street and he can't step on the cracks. He's got to walk over them.

But they don't. With the baseball players when they have this weird thing that there's a hex gonna be put on them when you're leaving the field and they step on the white cross of the chalk line, you can't step on. You gotta jump over the pictures. It's what you need. You need people like me in the world. If you don't, if you have just everybody's just doing whatever they want to do, then anarchy and chaos and

you can't have that. So after yesterday show, when I think of you, I don't think of anarchy or chaos. What do you think of you know, clean and scary knows. When we have an actual show, I can be caged and I can go along with the show perfect. But when there is no show and there is no kise, there's no show. You know, we've talked about it before. When when I feel when I feel that there is that there's nobody controlling me, that there's like really no boundaries.

I'm going to abuse everything and I'm going to say what i want. I'm gonna do what i want. I'm going to just be completely chaotic, right, unleashed. Right, you love it, but it's eminem song, right, but you yeah, it's pissed about to kick off the part of great Reserve. Your show today is not my show today, I'm not I'm going along with go along what a couple of years ago, I don't even know why it's attached to what we're doing, but not because today you go with

what's going on? Had to know that the song is

called Reserve. This is called reserve again, not my show today, but anyway, you show because if we had a real juice, if we had like guidelines, great tea, you can follow those guidelines and I could be used at the rightful places before we could just put you in an actual cage, which I kind of vote for that one I that I like anyway, so before we started, just like yourself, come on, or you want us to participate in the in the joy of the sun that I can't promise

you so anyway, but that's here you go. Yesterday's show, you guys felt it was a little bit a little bit of and that was because you guys were not abiding by the show. You guys weren't there. You haven't come to the table with anything. I've come to the table with more than you know. Okay, fine, that's true. You did books, books, right, he will never live like and and oh else. I want to just reveal to you guys. Next week we have Sammy Sweetheart coming in. Okay,

remember Jersey Shore Jersey Shore. Not really. You didn't ask me, don't You didn't talk the ball freak about it. Did I have to get clearance from him? Well? I think I don't know. Again, not my show, but we did agree that we would all kind of be on the same page with that. Okay, well then I'm getting I'm hearing right now that on the twenty second on Tuesday, Uh, Sammy Sweetheart will be in. So there you go. You've

been notified. How's that I can't look out I give I gave you like a six day heads up on that. So cool with that. I am now going to back up and I'm gonna relax and I'm gonna I'm gonna chime in when I'm supposed to chime in, And now you leave before Ronnie, you had questions for Scary. I just want what's what's on tap on the Big Scary Jones offair show today. Okay, so we're gonna be hearing

from our off fairhead Melissa. Melissa has a comment about how she feels women should be dating and she feels that it's okay, and she actually encourages women to sleep with guys on the first date because she thinks that it could turn into something. I don't know about you, guys, but what percent of your dates that you slept with that woman on the first date did actually turn into a real relationship. So we'll explore that. I want you.

I thought you were putting me on the spot. I was thinking, it's a long list, it's a little tease, it's a little tickle that in the background, Hello, not my show. I would have already introduced talent not my show, like nice observation, dick, but my show? Can that be our hashtag for today? Hashtag not my show, my show? My hashtag not my show? Well, no, I will bring it in because here's the thing though I'd like to stick my toe into the water a little bit, I

don't like to just dive in. The funny thing is is that that's wall freaking I know that that's not the truth. Don't know where near the water? You don't know anywhere near we're talking about in real life. You go, nowhere's near the water your speech. I don't know how to swim. I'm from Brooklyn. Remember, we are from Brooklyn. So we used to open up fire hydrants with using wrenches. For introducer Inca. So it's not my guest, it's not my show. It's it's all of our guests. We want

to welcome Colin from mac Welby the studio. Thank you, Colin. You're the man. You get right up and put your lips on the mic. You don't I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go yet. I'm gonna get a paper and I'm gonna start jotting down some notes. That's great I would have done had this been my show. Okay, at the end of that, I'll let you know how I would have improved. You don't have to do that because because we're not the way the sound sounds like a great

relationship you guys have. It's pretty awful though, I think, Colin, what are you observing? You only need one piece of paper. If I ever did something like that to my wife, she she would murder you. Right, So okay, like you cook dinner and then I'm going to write down notes everything you're doing wrong and then let you know how I would have done it if I ever did that to her. For like, yeah, there is yeah, we have a second. This is not your show. That's all. I'm sorry.

You know what. Number one yourself, Cage yourself. Cage cage yourself before you wreck yourself. Write that note on page myself before the people that are listening. I do have a game plan. I have stuff that I want to talk about. In fact, Chris Peterson is here because I asked him to be here. He's gonna come in here in a couple of minutes. I want to talk about people who live and work different cities. This guy is Bicoastal Way, doll. You hear his story. He's gonna come in.

In fact, I think I want to get down to business with that because he's coming right in the studio right now. Gregg Tea has Greg had this moment where he just great team has no control. Hey, can we call Chris Peterson CP? But again, not my show, not your show. But but I think the audience would catch on and even know who he was having him. He called him c P once again doing great accasion. Have a CCP. This is Colin from mac Weldon. Hey, these guys like, okay, man, you see gret T. This is

not Greg t show today, this is my show. I'm running the show. But already greats brought it off track about five times because because I'm in the middle of a sentence and he screams at your name because he sees you outside. But I think I wasn't going to introduce you, c P. Well why don't we have did you happen to here yesterday? Show? Oh so the reason why it's not my show is what happened yesterday, And that's why it's not my show. Hey, Walford, you missed it.

From now one we can refer to Chris Peterson as star wars. Sure, So, first of all, c P. CP is awesome. C P. I don't know how you do it. Man. How are you alive right now? How am I alive? Yeah? Because because I just said I set up the fact that you are a man who lives and works in different cities, and by that you mean, oh yeah, so I live in San Francisco and my job is in New York. Um, it's it's hard. How's that commute? How

do you do that? Man? So this week I took red Eye out Monday nights, came straight to the office on Tuesday, had to do a recording um with another podcast, and then I will leave Thursday evening, get back probably around ten eleven PM, spend the weekend, and I'm back out Sunday red Eye. So just so you know, CP is now part of our company. He just joined Heart and he's he's in charge of testing. This guy is in charge of podcasting for our company. So I wanted

to bring him in because you gotta get in. You gotta get in with the new guy. You see. That's also part of the big plan if we want to really go hashtight that we were already in with this guy. If you want to go hashtag works too for yeah, then you've got you've got to actually just build those relationships and build those networks. I mean, I don't know what is doing from going from worst to first and how he's making that happen, but I'm doing it from

a more strategic networking plan if I may be noticed. Um, I actually I came up with the whole hashtag works the first show not much but great. This comes up with these these random like phrases but doesn't do anything to back you know what he does. He promises listeners t shirts and then doesn't deliver the shirts. Um again, I just wanted to be noticed If I can't that one can't. I like to promise something that, like the show is doing something, but like you know, my team

just can't delive. But he's full of epty promises. I've tried. I've tried, He's full of empty promises. I mean, yeah, I've been here long enough to know what's going on here. So you see, we gotta clean this podcast. Can we make that happen? This is smart, this is scary. Is the first person to let me come on their podcast and the company and since I run the podcast and

this is this is good? You're right right? Okay, you don't know about calling me, but I don't have so how did I would just want to get into this for a second here, what is it like commuting? I mean, you do three days a week in New York and then you're back in San Francisco for your family. You have a wife and a kid. Yeah, wife and a six month old. Um, yeah, thank you. So it's it's rough. Um you know, luckily the flights haven't been too bad

so far and no major delays. But um, you know, it's it's just what it is, and it's a job I wanted, and I just I have to do it, and it's worth it to get home on the weekends and and rest and be with the family. Well, congratulations on being the president of podcasting for than this amazing. I do have one question. What do you do on your flights? Are you watching movies, listening to podcasts, watching

TV shows? Are you actually working? Usually drinking so the red eyes I do, wying to sleep the whole time, um, you know, tomorrow afternoon usually I'll be catching up on email most of the flight back and try and make it like an extension of work. Do you FaceTime with your wife and your kid likes here, not on the flights or anything while I'm here. We try to, but there's a three hour time difference. So like when my wife gets home from where um, you know, it's the

baby is like going to bed at that point. So it's been really difficult to even like keep communication going up. Texting is really the best way we communicate during the week. Oh, I'm sorry. Joined the show. He's being caged. He's locked in a cage. He says he can be caged just today, just that. I have a question for you now that you have a kid. Haven't you seen the fall off of the sexual There's nothing right in the bedroom. It's like cold, right, I'm gonna have two daughters and I'm

just coming clean. I'm just like calling your kids too. I got two kids, okay, so we can. I mean, so I'm just curious as to where you are and skill one ten. Where like before the kids, sex was at a ten. Are you where you now? Well, I mean you just have to be a little bit more creative now because there's a baby that's gonna wake up any second right away. No, no, no, no, kids out. We moved the kid out pretty quickly, which was a

big help. I mean, if you dare say that you're over like a six, you're so lying, So why don't you hold I Actually I have a terrible story and I think I'm gonna be calling out of celebrity on this. I don't know if I should. If you want to, this is gonna be heard by a hundred no no. So a while ago, my wife and I we, uh, we went on the Steve Harvey Show. You really need to talk about this exact thing. But we didn't know we were going to talk about it until we got there.

You were on the Steve Harvey Show. Yeah it was all right, So here the stories, so yeah, exactly here. Let me let me be great tea, Hey, Bree, give me some music for Steve Harvey Show. How funny seven just writing? Alright? So we uh, I saw this pitch from like NBC saying hey, we need a couple that has a kid that does something bizarre with hobbies, and so as a joke goes like, yeah, I spent more money on comic books and toys than I do my

wife and kids, and like complete joke. Steve Harvey producer calling me, was like, hey, this is great, this is hilarious. Let's sky up and talk about it. And I was like, all right, cool, let's do it, and they go all right, hey, we'd like to fly you out cover all of expenses, come to Chicago, go if you could come on the show. And I was like, all right, it sounds good. We we get there and then we get to the studio and then they go, Okay, we're gonna change the show up. Actually,

so it's not about your hobbies. It is now about weird things in the bedrooms. Here's the script we want you guys to read. Probably I'm just like completely taking the they were They're fake, they're frauds, they're just crap. Oh well, I mean it trying to do more creative. Tell they're trying to be more creative. I mean, I don't want to hear that we should do that idea. Are you a big Sea Harvey? I watch him? Yes I do. Though I would say a lot of it

is true. But basically they asked. It was kind of just like, hey, talk about what it's like having sex with a kid in the bedroom or like you know, and we're just like, excuse me. So they blindsided you. They waited to fly you out there. Basically yeah, yeah, oh god, and uh we just kind of, um, I guess you could say improvd it is this episode available online? God, it was years ago. If I made jointing the podcast

come out of money. I think this would be the proper time to say to our off air show audience. If you too have been a part of a talk show where you're a either blind blind side or you were on a talk show, you might want to drop us an email I do fair Show com and we want to us and then will soundly ignore it. Well, or you could tell your show but again not my show. So if it was my show, I would have said that's a good idea and write that down. I did

that to Seeve Harvey. People want to come after me? My name is Brian Feason. Another question who Brian Feason and the Steve Harvey wants to come after me? Number nine? What alias do you live under? Reach out of fair Show? But you come up a lot of ideas today, then

not my show. Sounds like you have You would argue that because of your lack of participation, Yes, you were actually like acting as a producer and learning more so, maybe this is beneficial, like that that nerd in the movies where like you didn't get picked on Dodgeball team and like you come up with a plan to take over the world, and then you get older, you find the captain that didn't pick you, and then you're like, now it's Dodgeball but with metal balls of his favorite cartoons,

number ten and number eleven? Are you a fan or not a fan of Dodgeball? And do you have a plan to take over the world? This is were like a whole month worth of the podcast for this one day. I wanted to I want you to offer some advice to to CP over here. Chris's Chris, So could you offer some advice to him as a new dad? And what's it like? I mean, you have you have a wife and two kids for a while. Now how's how's it going to be going for him pretty soon? You

know what? Uh? Unsolicited advice, but solicited advice. Uh. I always say, make the kids a part of your life. Don't make in this iner of your universe. That's my opinion. Like when my daughter was crap, I think like a month old. That took her to a three day music festival. Immediately got her like the gunproof headphones. You know, she saw Dinostair Junior guns and Roses conye us one to all that stuff. And you know she's very acclimated in the sense of we could take a restaurant to not

be worried and things like that. And I feel like if you truly let your child's naps be the master of your universe, you guys will lose all your friends, you'll lose your social life, and you won't have you won't have fun. And so don't you know, like now, like I could take both my kids out anywhere, and like they can fall asleep in the movie theaters and because on your schedule, I love that. So keep them up when they're tired, is what say? Part of your life?

Take them on red eyes, come back to New York. And I've taken my daughter on twenty seven flights now and she could sleep like a bird on all. Yeah, and just making it a part of your life, just speak and it's not selfish because in the end, like the you spend such great quality time with your kids and you do hobbies if they enjoy. But I don't know, I feel like everyone's happier, happy life, happy life. Definitely. We've we've taken our baby multiple times the Napa Valley

for wine tastings. She loves it, she drinks, she likes the house white. Okay, she shot a Nathan. Is that you guys live in the city properly, are you like in Emeryville or something. We're out on that creek? Oh nice, I was born in a John Your hospital. That was my daughter. Write it down. I didn't put it any Twilight Zone music there. That's crazy. Yeah, it's a small world. How small the world is it? And give us your experience on how you realize that's such a small world.

I like that. That would be usually playing the song. It's kind of grew up in San Diego. Lives right outside. Who brought flowers? When you guys brought flowers to this guy? They just they just go to their conversation. That's fine though, So you don't great tea? Yes when when you when Scary wants music, should he yell out to himself that he wants music? So you can't do it? Like, how is this gonna work? I have I'm just about to note that that Scary has lost a little bit of

control of the podcast. I'm having a great time. She could. I'm now one of the listeners, and I'm like the listeners who are enjoying this stage for me and three po to have a conversation. I do believe that the audience is going to also sense that there's a lack of some music, some some some sound effects. You know, when there's let me tell you something, when there's excellent content here, you don't need the music. Innable king and context is God like that. I'm gonna go with that.

So s all right? So why okay, we gotta talk about what Colin is here today? From mac Weldon. Mac Weldon our our newest and first sponsor and oldest air show, the oldest, the oldest, and first of all. I am pointing out about eighteen minutes in, Scary finally recognizes Colin as our lead sponsor on the show, gets called Brian Feason left already he Brian vis talked about Steve Harvey. Now it's calling from exactly you're here. Don't get multiple personality real quick. First of all, we want to say

we we love your underwear. Mine, okay, mine, mind in the hamper right now? Mind in the hamper is not good. I have to get online and get some O. My god, Number fourteen Scary not even wearing sponsor on we are you? Are you kidding me? Prove it? You're not even there. I don't want answered down, answered down every day aren't the same one you had on yesterday. I was trying to look away, but he can't. On on Monday when you saw me, I was wearing navy ones. Today I'm

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So it's M A C. K. Weldon W E L D O N dot com and at checkout enter keyword off air F A I R and you will get off your first order. So make it a big order too. I gotta say, produce a great t like Scary Jones excels at the shilling right, is really good at like making sure that all the bullet points are hit like I will give him that. I think that that is really where he shines for the money, not for us the podcast as Colin when he gives a sh about right,

Colin wants to content out there. I think every client would love to have this relationship because they've got you know, great team Balfreak, who are like animating fun. And then he got Scary who's gonna hite all the bullepoints straight man. He's a straight man. You get both world. But this is why I did Colin and C three p o in here today because the president of podcasting and our first sponsor, they should be here. They should be they should be taken care of by number sixteen, still making

fun of CPS name. I wouldn't have done that since since we need right no, no, no, but I'm gonna make three three vo is here we go. Ye he's my favorite. Look, I have an R two D two ring I am. When I call you three po I mean it as the highest compliment. Yeah, okay. So here's the thing. So because of all the we heard from some of the off air listeners that that they did not want to hear some music because we do this music interlude where all we do is like we play

a song and we go away for a while. Um Me, being in charge of the show today, I decided there's not gonna be a song, So you can write that down on your list, right, Gary didn't play a song because we don't get a song because content is king right right. I don't know. I guess we're gonna find that we are going to play a song. But I feel like, right now and a song he's playing the DMX song gonna lose my mind. I would have listened.

For me, I would have felt that there is a time and the reason why we actually play a song is because instead of just like you know, throwing a bunch of information at the audience and just rambling and rambling I have I I thought the scars that would be kind of cool to a you know, breaking up a little bit, just give ourselves like a minute to just take a step back, regroup, and then it gives people a chance to hit the skip button. Okay, I thought we did it, so we can give you your

injection in between the song and the content. Right, so you need an injection on CP three po is here is very very mildred by the dropping of a song into a podcast. Yeah, a podcast, So let's forget about like legal implications for a second. I think at this to get more gregg T right, Well, they don't want to do it depends, Yeah, I totally agree with exactly.

But yes, cousin, people aren't tuning into the show to listen to you know, I think people turning into coin to Greg T. They want to hear to Cold War kids in between us. No, they can go listen to Cold War Kids on my heart alone. They don't need to tune into a podcast. True, but there are a lot of all fair heads that feel that like the music kind of like hell shape the exact show of like what the show really is. It helps define but we don't need a minute and a half of it.

Take maybe one minute that brick you go back into your cage because the president of podcast I'm spoken, I'm just casting. I mean, I've got my computer, so I pull up the rankings and everything in the numbers. We can dive into him and would like that. I've been waiting for rights. I am not afoided that. I would love to see. We don't have any for me. This has got to be the first time in your life. Soon said more tea, less music. No, I say okay.

Elvis says that, but I don't know. He doesn't do right. I always say we do okay, So for real, So Elvis will say I need you to do this ABC, and I'll tell him I'll go do yesterday, I did this, and then you know you don't want to do that, and he'll get mad, and I'm like, dude, it's you don't want a lot of great tea. Keep the audience wanting more, Okay, you don't you know what three year you're going off a supply and demand, and I think

people want more if you give us. Rady is a tough thing to let me two years Hey, we got re emails. We put this question out to the listeners and we said, we said, what do you want music orhould we dropped the music. Three emails came in and immediately saying, I forward, I walk out of the room during a song, I skip it during the song. And one person said, they shut us off completely. So the

president of podcasting has spoken. I'm just saying you might be holding that in your back pocket until the president of podcast I could go to the Twitter and be like four people a tweet us and said we love the music. That's not a smart guy, but we do a song today because bald Freak was here and both Freak was prepared and this is the kind of music that this is the kind of music I do like Mac Weldon calling from Mac Weldon, we we have a song for you, or or actually the bald Freak pend

something Freak original song man. He is the bald Freak himself that he's always been. The bald Freak Music was the name Amount record label from two thousand five to two thousand twelve and just and then I turned it the ball Freak and now I'm just ball freaking exactly. Yeah, but he's still Ronny and he's still is very pensive and he's got a great creative song for because he's very excited that a compliment. Does he know what that means? I think I do what is pensive? He's very excited

that you're here and we have He's very creative. Witty. The president of podcasting wants to have a conversation to after this podcast about your thought. He's deep in thought. That's expensive, That's what I'm saying expensive, Am I not right? That's right now? Now you are not the greatest choice. He went home yesterday and he was pensive, and he penned this rhyme that makes me sound like I was sitting very like deeply at my piano, maybe like a

tear was rolling down. I'd like to point out something. Oh yes, caget um scary uses big words that our audience doesn't. Really it's not a big word for it's got two syllables. The president spoken, by the way, it's the most sound effects. I think the great oz so So from us to you as a gift, thank you for being our very first advertiser on our podcast. Here comes You can pick Weldon Saw. Put your headphones on if you want to appreciate this. You know what I'm saying,

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dog's face. That's pret pretty much Monday night for me. Love it. Yeah. So I have a couple of things else to get to here. First of all, we're gonna hear off their head and listen just a minute. But first before that, I have three witnesses in the room, three witnesses, Greg t Y what I do? Now? What do you mean? You know? I don't know? Okay, I'm now gonna hold this to you right now. What do you know? I forgot Greg great de has owed me two ship's August. Okay, reminded weekly the pot brownies. I

have to embarrass him. I feel like it's gonna be I have to resort to that to get the money out of him. I'm not an extortionist. I'm not gonna Why are you just venom or something? Right now? Okay, right now? You can send money on Facebook if you're on Facebook all the time. President of Money, Thank you, Colin, thank you the PayPal something give me? What do you have like for your wife? What do you because because she's the bank's in charge of the money, do you

know deal or no deal? The show, she's she's the banker. She's like the guy behind the scenes where you know how he calls. She's the guy like like the silhouette got you gotta get approval, you gotta get a snamp. No. The thing is I needed so I needed to bring this out on the podcast because it's been bothering me for so long. But how do you tell a close friend that they owe you money? You say, hey, you

owe me three now right interest you do that? But I will say one thing your wife is actually cool with this, like you. But so he's owed me for so long and he says, I'm gonna pay you tomorrow, no problem. So I was gonna say, I'm gonna squeeze it out of him with you guys here and embarrass it out of him. Still he still doesn't happen. Still don't have the money. I'm gonn Good morning, Trish. Hi, Oh Trish love baby. What are you doing? Um? What

are you guys doing? Oh, we're just hanging around having a podcast on the fair Show right now, you're live on the fair Show when we have a bunch of people listening to ask some questions for you about what they call. Yeah. So anyway, Trish, Uh, you know how great was it that we had that wonderful party at the Brooklyn Cyclones ball Field. I believe it was like you know, your family and my family. We all got together in that suite. We all had a great time.

Everybody was drinking and eating and whooping it up. Remember that it was fun. It was great. Remember what did your husband say that night when it came to the bill. Oh, he would tell you no I I he said, you're scary. Lay out your credit card and I'll give you the money you would give you. We'll put it down the middle to and I'll give you the money on Monday. Yeah, how's that looking? Did he tell you which Monday? You know what? But I told you yesterday I said, we

gotta pay scary. Did I not go? Why? That's my responsibility because you said, yeah, no problem, let's pay him and then you're supposed to give me. Then you what does this have to do with Trish anyway? Because she has to give me the money to give to you. Wait, Tish, are you not the CEO of our household? Wait a second, I am ceo. But I don't understand why you can't go to the A t N the same way I can. Because I get up at three o'clock in the morning. You come to work. I'm not going to a bag

at three am. Here's the newsplash. A t M s are open all the time. I understand that, But it's your responsibility to hand me the cash. So I think you have a better chance of never having to wait at an A t M at three o'clock in the morning. At noontime, but you were informed. I told you. I said, I said, I need the money I gotta pay to do with Trish at the end of the time. But okay,

that's fine. So the next time you want to go buy yourself something, before you go do that, I think you should check with me if I can get the money out of the A t M for you so you can go get it. But I can't give him my my A t M card. He doesn't have like a little skin. That's what I can't do it right. But there's some saying maybe we should be on like what's it called pay something, Hey, pay something dot com. Maybe we should be on PayPal, get our Netscape navigator.

What will you breaking up? What? What? What? Tomorrow at work, will bring you an envelope with your two hundred and fifty dollars steals. Inside the envelope. First of all, we'll read scary from wife you received this money since you are since Greg is incapable handling the thing. First of all, you're on the air, you call me Greg. That's what we do at home, Okay, cut it out, sec Secondly, you don't need to go take care of this with him. You are the You're the CEO of the freaking household.

I love how you blame it on her and then your responsibile. You're saying you for money every time that you make money, and then it goes and it goes to her. And here's the news plays. Here's the newsplayer. I don't work, but I'm gonna go hand. Here's money to go. She takes care of that. Stop that's right. Listen. Behind every successful man is a very strong woman. Trish is my strong woman. Stop call me Greg successful? Stop it?

What okay? Today? When you come home, I'd like you to hand over your ATM card and then I will hand you an allowance and they'll make it work. Allowance. You gotta stand for this girl to get out. Allowances, get out, Trish. I have a question for you, now, can she hear me? Tri Colin from Weldon not here for you? Yes, Colin from Mack Weldon. Be nice to be nice, to be as honest as you can. Don't don't you know it? To be nice to me or whatever.

I'm sorry before this conversation goes on any further. My allowed to call you calling? Or do you go buy something else on me? Off at Master destroyers nickname These are two D two. Yeah, you can call me call you can call me call it out of curiosity. What do you think of Gregg's underwear as of lately? Colin? You clearly do not know me very well. No, I know, I don't know. This is the first time i've every Here's the thing. In order for me to look at

Greg's underwear, I'd have to look at him right right. Watch. Let me tell you though, When I do watch them, they cut out beautifully right. So she he's the underwear, just not the man in them, right, Yeah? And I can't. I'll be on at night because I don't I sleep naked at night. He's naked? Not correct? He's not correct? Colin and I are talking? Coline? Is that not correct? Why not sleep? Pagan? I don't verify. I don't try listen.

We want to thank you so much for calling in and are well bothering you at home, But I will be expecting the envelope tomorrow. It's been all about three months. I appreciate it. I can't believe I had to embarrass him on the off air show. Can you get the money out? Can you please get the money? Is how I have to take three p wants to take some notes on can we well? No? Definitely Tris Podcast yeah, we should. We should. Chris Peterson's here. He's looking for

new content to be podcast. I want to give you and a podcast. We probably should. You want to do a podcast? Trish? Thank you Trish by by guys, Bye bye, Trish, love baby so much and you guys are so in love. It's yeah. Podcast that we've been married for fourteen years. If you guys are not the poster couple from marriage, I don't know what. We have been married for fourteen years. We dated for five We've known each other for way

too long. We both hate each other, but we love each other like a sit in Nancy, it is in Courtney. I swear to God. When we have sex, it's off the walls. And then when we don't, it's like killing each other. Were begging for it. It's it's it's more than one graphic that we have one more a lot of sex on the podcast live? Is that? Is that? Mike? You to go no, no, no, we have more surprise

still here to get to. Actually, you can always get in touch with us at the off Show at gmail dot com and at the Off Air Show on Twitter and Instagram. At the end of the show, he finally says how to get in touch. Okay, I gotta say good morning to Melissa. Off their head, Melissa, how you doing? How are you? Hys? I'm doing great. Well. Listen, I've assembled a room full of men, right okay, because I know you wanted to talk about this real quick, puppy yo,

what's up? Melissa? Can we call you? Sweet? Melissa? I love that? So you got the Allman Brothers scared you play? This is not your shows, Melissa? Why did you tell everybody what what happened over the weekend or or actually what you've been observing in your circle of friends? Where do you live? First of all, what do you live? New York? Okay? Cool? You live in New York City? So you're dating your friends are on like a lot of these apps like like like a bumble right, so annoying. Yeah,

so so tell everybody what your theory is. My birthday weekend and I was like, you know what, I'm still go out and I'm gonna have some fun. And I went out and had some fun and I've had a really really really great guy and I went home at him and I ended up sleeping and I was like really upset. The next day, I'm like, oh, I'm about this great guy, but it was my birthday and I was shrunk and like, suck it. And then I started to realize, like, no, like so many relationships start with

that happening. And we've been speaking ever since. Who knows it off al turning anything? But I feel like sleeping with somebody on the first date doesn't mean ship. Wow, So you mean you think you think that it could turn it, It could blossom into something, that's what you're saying. Yeah, I think so totally. And then I spoke to a few friends because I wasn't sure if I should be hard on myself and be like, oh my god, what

did they do? Did they mess something up? But after speaking like a handful of girls, everyone's like, are you kidding me? My boyfriend slept together on the first night. One of my friends even slept with her boyfriend at a wedding on the first night and they're married now with two kids. Maybe we can we chose this question

to the audience as well. I think so, gregg t, why don't you give it out there because since you're sitting there in a cage today again, because I'm you know, I'm a little more place you're you're listening today to off airheads. What do you guys think? Do you guys think that sleeping with your significant other on the very first day another at that point with someone on your first day hear? Are you from the starting relationship, right?

I like, I gotta be honest if I I we're gonna go around this room over here, because we have guys sitting here scratching their heads and other things. I like. I like Chris Peterson's take on this. He's like twisting around in his chair, like staring into space right now. But I personally don't think it's it's I don't think it's good business. And I can't think I'm saying this and I'm a guy to uh I sleeping with some guy on the first date. I really think that that's

just like giving it up too quick. And I don't think most of those relationships will end up being a relationship. I think it's just the guys, A guys thinking hey, look I got I got laid. Okay, another notch in the bedpost, next, next, next, and that's what That's what I'm thinking. But you're assuming that's the guy who literally hasn't been lading three months goes out and you're the hottest girl. The sex is amazing. You guys totally snuggling afterwards,

and he had good conversation in the morning. I'm calling back, that's what that's I'm that guy. I'm that guy. I am calling back for sure. I'm going to call back within the hour. So like when we leave, I'm calling You're not leaving. I called it back again. And I want to see what matter you think it could be blossomed into something like a matter of fact. It sounds like Craig teabout bossoms, like for real special late, wait for real, me listen, you know what, let me here's

what I think. I think that it is a risk. It's a fifty fifty to put yourself out there to sleep with the guy in the first date. But but how cool would this be? So let's say, Melissa, let's say you and I are those people. Okay, we hooked up and the first time we met each other and we slept together. Right, I leave in the morning, we snuggle right with snuggle in the morning whatever, Right, we leave the coffee, whatever it is. But and I actually sit there and go, wow, I really had a good time.

Within the hour, I call you back and I go, hey, meliss I'm coming over. Get ready because we're gonna have more sex because I'm actually enjoying. Said, no guy, ever, psycho. You would call me a psycho? Really if you called me back within the hour? Yeah, way too much. I'm really sorry you're addicted. I will call you. What's the deadline? Like, what's the amount of hours before it's okay to not

be a psycho? I think you're so post Like you're supposed to send a tax so she doesn't start to feel a guilty, and you're supposed to like follow up with something really really cute, maybe even a day or so later, so she doesn't feel that. But your friends are You're all saying that this has actually turned into relations it's been It's actually successful for them. What what about you? The befuddled Chris Peterson, I'm just thinking it's

so different. I mean, I met my wife as cheesecake factory, Like, what did your order? We worked there, actually, so if we didn't sleep together on our first day was at cheesecake factory, you have the chance of seeing me again? You have no chance? Oh wow, wow, harsh, harsh crowd. Cheesecake factory sponsorship. What about you, Colin, because you're like twisting the cord on your headphones right now. You're like, I've never had like a sleep on the first day

kind of night. I will admit that. Um, I think it took me two weeks, three weeks before I even kiss my wife. Right, yeah, what are most guys thinking when they sleep with a woman on the first night? Oh, he's only one guy, I've guess. The funny part is you don't know how long it's been you got laid last. There's so many dynamics to place, no, I'm saying in the situation, Yeah, alright, okay's desperate enough. Right, so you think you leve a little horny horny nous is a

factor in this case, Melissa, Oh yeah, totally. So if I'm super horny and I sleep with you on the first day, but I'm not as horny and I sleep with you on the first date, it's different. Yes, alright, alright, I'm learning a lot. Today's big gamble. You're taking them. Where's my list? Comment? Even if you go on out with somebody for two weeks, think about the time investment

in that one and it doesn't pan into anything. What if it went out with your way for two weeks, two weeks, and all that money spent just the kiss are and the kiss was terrible. No, I'm a great right, all right, all right, we're gonna take it to the listeners. If you don't have any other opinions, Yeah, do com drops an email? Are you trying to do magic? Yeah?

Just just I'm I'm listening to this conversation meantime. I'm like that I do not speak with everybody on the first dat it was my birthday, and I'm not going to beat myself up. Okay, Well, I still want to call you. I still wanted to you with sweet Melissa, and I still would like to play the song for you and dance under the moonlight with you. Oka are you singing Melissa? Because great teaser. He has sex in a while. You gotta wait to see what happens. I cannot.

I can't go with Melissa because she has nothing to you know, put up like like, if you're gonna cheat with someone and you're a married guy, you want to cheat with a married woman because at least you both have the same to lose. But right now, Melissa's single, She's got nothing to lose. And and don't and don't talk about it over radio podcast listen question for I

do have a serious question for else. If you're about to hook up with the guy first night and you pull down his pants and he's wearing no, no, no. If he's wearing underwear that just looks kind of dingy, faded, maybe it's got like weird designs on it, what's your first impression? What do you do? I'm running nice? All right, you should actually get mac Weldon underwear because it'll look pretty. Boy underwear box a brief. They're cute to sleeping. Oh no,

my wife sleeps. I'll tell you what if you got to mac weldon dot com and entered the code word off air trying to get home at them as a payoff. Here, I'll sign that for you by yeah, I'm going to sign the guys on. I don't think guys realize how important it is, Like on these dates. If you're going to date and you put it on your pants and you're wearing like crappy underwear, the girl's gonna look at you be like, okay, griss, are you still in high school?

What's going on? You're buying your underwear, so the guys, you gotta take care of yourselves just in case, you know, because if he was worrying is just as important as your last impressing exactly, because that right there, that guy could have missed an opportunity with sleeping video. Melissa is gonna buy a whole case and then end up sending

them home as a scruveneer. So you're saying, of Derek Jeter of the Upper east Side smoking boys, get your mind out of the gun, Melis, you're saying, when that girl him over last weekend and she got into my bedroom and I pulled my pants down and I had my Oscar the Grouch has myst short on. That was a mistake. Um No, you probably made her think you were really vulnerable and cute exactly who I am. Wow,

I guess it worked all right. Listen, she calls a lot about me, and she doesn't know anything about exactly you love Oscar the Grouch underwear. Maybe I do. Maybe I don't know what the hell are you doing? Greg T. Thank you Melissa for calling me very welcome by such a great song. Okay, hey, hey, listen, I want to thank everybody for being here today. We're gonna leave on this note. Thank you. Three p O the president of podcast.

Also Colin from mac Weldon, I love you. We're just gonna fade Greg T's Mike out there with that before we go. Next time we have CP on, can we talk about the time we were in Iowa and the girl you brought in the bus here that fell down the stairs and then we met her when we went to the Iowa went to her apartment that eight years ago, years ago. Well, we're stuck in her pathroom. We're like, what are we doing here? But we can do that.

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