The Off Air Show - 'Halloween Fun' - Ep.75

he's sitting over there. You want to see doing you have an executive meeting? You should have had a low time ago. You should have more than one. You know, back in the day he supposed to be here. And I put together the most amazing Halloween shows. You fool. I thought it was a radio that's gonna says to me something eatles a Berkan in the Dawn, I had the move that almost stop you had you tied to scream. But take the sey but you're making you start to

read remember, because I'm going to shut it. It's so old. Plate so many more, there's so many bit more Halloween songs. The Monster this episode, how many more we got exact was that scary enough for you? You know, we got her on Halloween night, like listening to Thrower on the radio, like being in the car with my mom, right and really feeling like the Halloween spirit, that that warm Halloween spirit while Michael Jackson did his zombie dance. Right. Yeah,

those days are over now. I don't feel it any more. I hear Thriller and I'm like, oh, so hacked. Well that's you know, is it because you're older or just it's a different generation because he's older. I don't think it's because I'm older. No, I think it's because they times have moved on. There's so many cooler, other good songs that around that scream Halloween. That thriller is like done with it? Like this one right here here, what

do you got there? You go? Ghostbusters? You see now, this one I don't hear very often, so I would read listen to Ghostbusters thriller, this is I Want a New drug by loising the news nextep them off famous off this, Hue and Lewis says, Ray Parkers, you know, listen to this. I didn't know that. Listen to a little bit of this and now I'll give you a little bit of something strange Halloween saving you know, over the weekend. Who are you gonna call? You know what's

gonna happen. We're gonna listen back to this podcast later and we're not gonna hear anything. We're saying that the music is probably a much louder, but you don't of the weekend. I will tell you something though. So um, we rented off of you know, we have the Apple Apple TV, so pebe we'll go right onto iTunes and grab a movie. So the girls and I meet Jada Ellen Trish were like, what are you gonna do it? Saturday night? It was you know, ice cream time or whatever.

So he rented the New Ghostbusters And you don't want I listen if it's you by yourself and you're gonna watch it. I get what you're saying. It doesn't it's not the same. I feel like I'm at a club talking with kids. You know what, It wasn't all that bad. It was actually pretty funny with the kids. Well, the kids made it good. They made it better. Say that Scars just playing by myself. You Paul freaking at having

a conversation and he's just like like playing with the turn. Yeah, I don't tell you something, you make you pick a fucking point on the radio. You're trying to make this point on the podcast. Did not hear us having your conversation? Here's every conversation, Mabe. We just it's just top a lot thing at a time. Right now, we're tackling the Ghostbusters versus Huey Lewis to show that he's scary, doesn't

have any fun memories of you just go djun. It's definitely go back and forth ones are top to all the off air heads that are listening right now. We apologize for playment the same time. Oh yeah, he had a lot suit because what do you like? What do you do when you have kids? On? Because I don't have kids? All right, you know what you go first, I'm probably got more stories than I do. I'm gonna be absolutely completely real, okay, any totally real with you

for the first time. No, So here's what happens. Okay, So my girls, Jada is nine, Ella is seven, all right, so they are so excited, right, they got their costumes all ready to go. Ella's gonna be Rizzo from Greece and Jade is this girl from a TV show called mc squared. You guys have no idea what that is. Kids, So she's he equals MC squared. And so there's a TV show called mc squared on Netflix. I'm saying, do you have that? So anyway, so okay, she got knocked

up in that movie, right, I know. So they like they watched Greece. So I'd say, so Saturday night, what do you do with the kids? So we went out. I had to work actually for the radio station. I had to host an event. When I got back home, we had some ice cream. It was like ten thirty,

so we're like, let's watch something. We readed a movie and we all got our pillows and blankets downstairs, right, and nights we shut off all the lights so we had just a TV on and we're sitting there all like, you know, on different couches whatever I had Ella, Jada Trich was with Jada, and we're watching Ghostbusters, the new one. But I don't yeah, I can't, so if you yeah, because but the kids they want to see the new one.

You know, well, they don't know. They wouldn't know what to make the rules in your house if they hadn't seen either one. You think what could be the difference? You think that, But the movies today are a lot

faster than they are than they weren't. No, for real, if you go back and watch Ghostbusters from from the one that we grew up with watching, you're gonna be like, oh my god, this movie is so slow because the kids don't have the attention so right, So moviemakers now make movies with a lot more action and a lot more fast paced. So the so the New Ghostbusters were Yes, the storyline sucks and the acting is not that good, but the thing is is that it's more exciting for

the kids. It wasn't all that bad. You need to tell me that if you if you were to put them in front of a TV to watch the old Ghostbust versus that they'd be bored of it, they'd be bored of it false sleep, that's right, yep. But the New Ghostbusters, the way it's filmed, the clarity, the type of cameras that they used to make the movie, the special effects, it's so much better for a kid. For you and I in ball Freak, we don't like it. We're like, oh, that's not that the original, But kids

don't know and they love it. That means when your daughter is older, like, she's gonna identify Ghostbusters with the crappy that's right, not even acknowledge the original. That's right, it'll be gone there. The Ghostbusters, weren't they in this new sequel? Yes, they were. Every single one of them had a little every single one of them had a one or two in the cameo. They were all in it. Every single one of them isn't in it? Who Harold

Rams passed away? Right? Right? Right right? He's all of them. Yeah, So Droid is a is a cab driver. So he so they're they're rushing to the caves that this New York City's crumbling, and they run to the cab and he goes, I don't go down to Chinatown. I ain't going. They ain't going, they saw, and he he peels away. So he's a cab driver. And then Pellushi he's in it. What's his name? Bill Murray, Bill Murray Murray's Murray Is Murray's the guy Bill Murray's the guy that says that

there's no such thing as ghosts. These these ghostbusters are crazy whatever? And then the woman who what's the woman's that that's in it. Weaver's yeah, she's at the end, at the end, she comes in and she wants like higher the Ghostbusters. Is Slimer in it? Slime, Yes, Slimer's in it. Slimber's eating all kinds like hot dogs and hamburg or whatever about the state puff marshmallows. Yes, it falls down on that. It's the same thing, but it's it's a more moderti spoiler you just gave us. Yeah,

I'm blowing out. The potential sequel could have Sigourney Weaver hiring. That's that's correct. Nobody dies, no, nobody dies, no, they save everybody in the as that Ghostbuster. You think, you know, I start people and you know it's kind of a horror movie. Now you gotta watch it. It's really not all that bad. I mean, there's not that many good Halloween movies that around anyway. For kids. Don't there's this guy, what do you have? Goose Bumps, and then you have

this one. Here's nothing else. I'm a middle aged man. I'm not watching Goosebumps. See me in the movie with Jack Black. That good. It's scary for the kids. It's good like a kid though, well, the kids love as a single guy who's in his box shorts on a Monday night eating candy corn with his white dogs. This is where I feel bad, you swear. This is where I feel dead for you guys, because I'm like, I'm like, I know, Bull, I know you want it so bad

snuggling up with someone with a really nice person. Honey, you give her your heart? Tom got kids? Yes, seriously, like Balfrey wants that, Like, get me to a club. Scary's gonna be watching TMZ tonight and picking his tone. Oils, what are you doing tonight? Scared they'll be clicking? Actually, no, the biggest in New York City, right, yeah, Webster hell right Official Halloween Halloween Village Halloween Afterpart. Listen to what

I was Scary. Listen, in all honesty if there are people right now listening to this podcast that really do not understand what's going on about two many of the whole thing. Two million people show up to the Village Halloween Parade. It's a massive day. Is tremendous, hands down, and our morning show Elvis was given the honors of being the Grand Marshall, so him and some members of the show, including myself, will be on the flow you're

gonna be at the parade. In the parade, that's cool, but I look like that we'll be We'll look for a New York one. If New York one, so that'll be in just a second. You're dressed ups a drunken I that, but I was going to be Captain wax Sparrow. I decided that I was gonna be uh hold on Neptune, King of the City. But I just got a better costume at that Caesar. But hold on before we get into better, Gregg t has a bone to pick with that.

So then so after that, that's at like seven thirty and then we just go straight up six to Avenue. New York City will be the third float in the parade. We should be the first one on TV. Was what we're told. And by the way, just if you're listening for the first time, you really I still don't understand. It is a massive parade, and it's at night, and everything's like all in up, and there's crazy music and I mean tons of incredible costs, incredible costerwards. Now all

these silly, crazy, insane people, these maniacs. Everybody tries to go to this one. Clu all try to go to Webster Hall, because Webster Hall is like the nearest giant mega club. They called Webster Hell. How many stories as well, it's like four stories. It's four stories. I think it's like five or six different rooms with different atmospheres, and

each room are like our massive, massive rooms. It's also theatrical and like a circus situation because they have people walking on stilts like circus circus, Like you're just craziness, No, but it is. But they're all like dressed up like that isn't like that? And then the main ball at midnight, they sacrifice. They sacrifice a virgin. So they have this huge crazy like it looks like I say, it looks

like a devil worse thing where they go. They have torches and give the craziest come on, come on, come on. Had all these zombie apocalyptic take the pictures, scare pake the pictures, zombie apopocalyptic type people come on stage and they look like they're in a trance and now sacrifice virtue and then they have the virgin and these are all this is a live action show. By the way, there's no a virgin among us. That's what they do. And then they grab somebody, they take the virgin. She's

obviously part of the show. And then she she appears, they like sacrifice her. They it's it's part of the show. It's part of Halloween. Anyway, while that's happening, I'm gonna be doing a live broadcast one that is so cool. So that's for really, so you don't be honest about it. It's it's it's everybody is going to be going to Webster Hall. All the news media outlets, they're all there. They called Webster Hall, right, and it really is the

biggest party arguably almost of the country. I mean, it's massive Halloween, right, and you are hosting tonight's event. What's the big deal? Why do you have a problem with Julius Caesar or King Neptune outfit? All right, listen, I think I know, honestly, I want to go into that whole thing. Um, what song are we playing today, isn't it? Um? We're gonna well, we even know we have a special song from We Do And what's the other song though, from the movie where we playing at the time Warp. Yeah,

come on, we gotta play time Warp. Here's the thing though, but when we come back from time warp. I do want to talk about Scary's costume, which is ridiculous. And then and then ball Freak for Real has a Halloween song soever I never you never heard before. He's creative for us. Anytime you want to get started with that, you just let me know. I'm right here. Let's first, let's want to single Heart picture show the other night. It's astounding, time is fleeting, Madness takes its toll. But

listen closely, not for very much longer. I've got to keep control doing time call. It's just a jump to the left, your hands on your hips show. By the way, that's a time warm from the Rocky Hard the original. By the way, what do you think of that movie? What do you what do you guys see that movie? That's a great movie like that. Loved the movie. I love Harry Jones. Have you seen it? And it's entire I did back in the day. I did. It's you know what it is. It's a cult classic. It's not

meant to be serious. And when it came out in the seventies, I believe it was. It was the critics like crapped all over it. Yeah, it was low budget, no budget. I always thought that was a movie that I would really like before I saw it, right, And I don't really like it that much all right. I think we are set transvest like parts of it, and I like the whole idea of it. But I just think like a like a staple movie for me to

watch during the holiday season or any part. I think that we are due for another one of those like Clue type movies were like you know, they're all trapped in like some kind of a man chain and who done it? Like I think like right now, some of these great writers that are making movies, they should put something like that together. It would be so addicting and then like leave it like clothes ended, so like everybody's talking about a Monday, like who they think really did it?

When you write it? If I had the manpower, I would write something like that. Remember you and I did something like that. We made an audio we did where is that? Man? You guys did a lot of stuff back in the day and now you're doing nothing, but wen't remember that scared we did that. We didn't open end a close ending thing for audio. Yeah, we we would have to actually dig it up. We do have it. So when you guys had fire. We had, remember we had? Now you just want to be on a float and

a Julius season costa. That's all you care about, all right? Listen? Can we hear Balfreak song? Many it for us? Halloween you have? And then we're gonna talk about I was kind of under the gun to uh to write a Halloween song, so I kind of blew it. So I'm gonna I'm gonna one up you. I brought in a special guest to do a Halloween song just for you, guys all the way from Transylvania. Who ladies and gentlemen of the Off Air Show give it up for no Saratu,

Count Dracula. Look at this. This is amazing. I very addressed. Yeah, Harry comes through the doors, drag how are you you? Saund like the count from Sesame here the angry little guy and the drunken happen. I love this song. This is his own Rod, because he's dragging you are up? Hello, Rod, Sumby and I were talking about doing a movie together. Yes, oh yeah, well I don't know that we have not trout the deal yet. Dude, you gotta head like a whole by. I need Nail's gonna play that. I love

the hands like a hole. I'm pictured the purple guy. So the bod guy says, you'll need me to sing a song for Halloween. Yes, we heard that you have some song. I'm very busy, as you can imagine. We asked Balt Free to write a song. So we're glad that you could be here with us today. Well, he wrote, you did. I am going to sing it for you. We can't wait that. And I'm going to suck your claws. Yes,

I want you to cussing, cussing. This is a song that is popular right now in Transylvania and hopefully here in America. Yes, and all over the world it become popular. It's a dote ideas with Justin Belieder. We like you, like Justin Bleeder, You're just lead the leader, like like okay, whenever you already a drunken pirate captain. Wow, let me love here we go, Let me love you know now.

I used to believe fever burning on the edge of something beautiful, making you scream, smoking mirrors, keep me waiting on eventrical I sleep through the lightest of days, can't send no sunlight dres never let you go, Never let me down. Oh, you've been the hell of fortnight. I just want one more byde never to go, remever let me down. So want to give blood blood, blood blood. I need some blood, blood, blood blood. Let me suck you, Let me suck you to give blood blood blood blood.

I need some blood, blood, blood blood. Let me suck you, Let me suck you, or baby awesome, get going to get tie here. You're ready for me tonight, let's go boy on that field, by your neck, by your neck. All that you need is a rude of vacanting from the count and maybe another bag. I sleep through the lightest days. Some people speak done done game and never let you go, never let me down. Oh it's been a hell love for night. I just want one month

by never let you glad, never let me down. So won't you give blind blood the blood blood I need the blood, blood, blood blood. Let me te let you give blood blood blood blood, need the black blood blood blood. Let be sud you. Let's be sud you. Oh baby, thank you very much. I want to be here on the How many episodes that was great? Oh you know I have to go fly over the room tonight. Seventy five episodes. I came over of the whose thanks my fail that scaryoper I took anober heater was scary? Yes,

who's paying for that? Freys? These guys will pay for my own on the table. Why don't you influence us? And Great Tea will send you that along with a T shirt with my T shirt is in the maid cant Tracula, You're amazing, amazing. I was freaking awesome. It's pretty good. Absolutely. I was going to make from popular number one, number one look in through my eyes deeper, yes, deeper, yes, Okay, I have to go now, okay, that was so great.

That was so great. Contract Hello ring bulk freak back in awesome alight, A number twos French Sniner French niner from the twos and a hollowet song Gotta go. I don't know how popular it was. I don't think it hit the top of the church. I don't think it was even as good as what we just heard from Count Tracula. What's it called. It's called monster Monster snster my pants. Yeah, let it tell you my pants and it does a nasty pants when it moves in it

out everybody's dusty shows. Yeah. My favorite Halloween song, which we didn't even mention you, but I gotta bring it up. You have a favorite song I do? What do you you don't remember where DJ Jazzy jaffrom the First Purge. Everybody, everybody thinks of summertime right in this summertime, you know. Yeah, he Dracula out in the hallway by the way, Yeah, I saw its crazy sorry, crazy, the crazy guy, d j J. He should hang out with your friends. Scary

from Long Island. What's his name? From the castle? So we should have served all right. So d J Jazz jeff in the first for Prince Astly straight out of Stree, out of Philly. So those guys back in the day, they had a lesser known hit that was about Freddy Krueger from Elm Street. I know the song. It's called the Night there on my Street. I had an on cassette tape. You had the song. Of course, I love this album. This is he's the DJ on the rapper right,

that's from that album, the same abub on. The parents just don't understand round and some parents just don't understand. That's the other hit. And then he did Summertime at this song just a little bit of Me. And then you get into what Greg Tea wants to have about. Now. I have a story that I'd like to tell them about the side you all every stands. He comes to men all in the bed, he's burnt, the bike a weed,

and his name is Fred. You're wearing the same at sweat or every single day and even in the side outside where the way, but he shows up. But I'm stay. I can't believe that there's a nightmare on my street. It's four more verses, but I'll spare you one, asked Freddy Kruger. Right, what do you take coming forward to that? What is the scariest movie you've ever seen? The work? The best horror flex the Shining. I'm gonna go The Exorcist, dude,

you know there is Those things are great. You know the first original blair Witch I thought was really scary. I did. I did not like blair Witch. Well done, but it doesn't scare me as much as the music scares me. The Shining I agree with scary. I think Shining was freaking scary as hell. From me. Shining is great, Shining's great. Halloween is great, all the Halloween original Halloween. What about I know what you did last summer not come.

That was pretty earst you. You're not the classics. Yes, the nineteen seventies had the best horror movies in my opinion, and the eighties had some good ones. To Psycho. That was a horror movie, Psychos, great movie scene when I saw that as a kid. How many feel we're forgetting even horror? Yeah, and either Friday the thirteenth movies do it for you or the Halloween. Halloween's kind of shielded from the from the violent horror movies by my by

my worry ward Italian American parents. Those are eighties movies. So yeah, but we were like, you know, we were young teenagers at the time, and my mom was not down for me to watch anything with like ultra violence in it or anything like that. All my friends were watching it, but I was like, I was, I didn't

watch that stuff to I get older. What about what about like sevent like Blair Witch, like current current stuff, more constant movies like Blair Witch, like two, you mean like new stuff, new stuff a lot like the Fan of the twenty eight Days Later, the zombie movie. That's a real good one from recent times. You ever seen let the right one in? It's like six cents. Don't interrupt me, that's a horflick. Sixth sense, don't don't give away, don't give away what happens at the end. They don't

tell anybody. It might be some people that they who haven't seen he was dead the whole time. We all go, oh my god, we just lost the night Shamalan in the box? I mean what in the box? What about? What about like paranormal activity? And was like like this high standards from movies. You know what, if you guys have a favor, why don't you drop us a line at the affair show at gmail dot com or even tweet us what you think is the scariest movie that

you've ever seen? Let us know what it is, because we're yeah, we were stuck in the seventies and eighties. I'm talking some more recent stuff like let the right one in. Have you seen that Swedish vampire movie that they made into the American one with Chloe Grace Morette's dude, you are such a movie buff man man, encyclopedic, all this stuff. We should actually we should actually put a listener too up against bald freak in movie trivia. Oh

he is so difficult to stump with. There's actresses and films, the unit. What about the year? Could you get the year something? Generally speaking, you can tell you a little too many to really have a strangle hold on. That's what I see what you did there. So here's how we could challenge him. Yeah, you guys call in or email us and we'll get in touch with you. Give up, and you're going to try and think of the most obscure random films. It could be any films they welcome.

Why did they have to think of it? If we can come up the questions, they say no, they say the name of the film, and he'll tell you what compete against. Just stomp stomp the ball to tell you who starting it. Yeah, he'll tell you who's starting to flip them compete. Give me one give him a title anytime. I can't, I don't, I'll tell my head and come up with the top of my head. You got me. I need to like look it up. I need to look up there, Like Harker doesn't have to be hard.

Here's a random movie, Gung Ho Ho. That's Michael Keaton and Jetty Watt Nabi and George went from Cheers is in that too, Kindergarten cop On Schwarzenegger, Penelope and Miller is the love interest and the guy, the bad guy. The ex husband is the guy from three o'clock High. Richard Tyson, look it up, Richard Tyson, go on your IMDb, everybody, Richard. How about something like I Gotta Go, I Gotta Go, Cheach and Chong. How about The Trinity? The Trinity? Is

that a movie? You just make stuff? I'm sure it's all right. Before Balfrey goes pa for take a look at this. This is scariest costume for tonight. Okay, dude, he looks nothing like this guy on the Julia from the Greek, the Greek and Romans. You can't wear a costume like that. Man. If you don't look like that guy, you can't wear that coste. It's not about it's not about looking like him. It's about it's about having his physique. Dude, you go out there looking, yeah, you have nothing close.

You eat his physique, You ate his physique at this this guy, but I can. First of all, he's all ropes and towels and belts. You look like you know, you look like the yours on cheers. Speaking of cheers back in the there's a Halloween show and and they have cheers with Norm. Norm dressed up like like Julius Caesar, remember that? And not that you look You look like Norm that dressed up in party party. You look like you can be anything you want to be. Not that guy.

I'm not ast as him, but he's a model. He was uttered, he was hired to wear the costume. You should be ashamed of yourself because you lived two flights down from a gym in your apartment building. Two flights up is the gym. He's never even been there. Not what does this have to do with with me wearing a cop because had you got to the gym just twice this year, maybe you could have DoD something. We're talking about the fact that every costume cover that you

see you cut on, they're old models. Nobody wearing these costumes, any of them. I have news for you. T Yeah, like the person on the cover of the costume. But though somebody would at least try, like somebody would say, look, I obviously can't look like that. I'll look like SquarePants Bud sponge off. So who So none of you you're saying, none of us could pull off this this guy, I couldn't. You couldn't. Maybe balt Free could because he's a little bit more skinny like that, but you can't. I can't.

This is a size large. I should be shrecked. That's who I look like. I look like he is like the real Caesar. Did he have like a six pack? Absolutely did, because if he did, then you should then really you know, these guys were out of shape. But oh they were not. Back in the they did eat cookies. They didn't eat fast food. They eat burger glutton. They ate fruit from the land and they ate like stuff like made out of wheat. They weren't fat on the merrow,

No way. There was no fat people in the Caesar days. They were all sweating their asses off in Egypt somewhere they were wherever they were. They were so hot Egypt. I can't Halloween, everybody. Come on, I'm gonna watch a great pumpkin tonight. I am bunching that I amizza. You know what, We're gonna dive into this little way tomorrow. Let's die. I want to talk about Halloween costume. Can you give me head like a hole? Can you play us? I would have like a hole? You want to play well, well,

boll Free's gotta go anyway, piece out ball freak. So no, that wasn't me. I mean let him right, Let let him know, not the vampire. Let let count dri vampire got you know what I'm saying, don't talk about my boy? Can you play us? I would have like a hole. I'm gonna stay for this though. This is right? Are you like Night's nails? Listen, guys tomorrow, I want to report on the costumes that I saw tonight. You cannot the whole same space show. You can't wear stuff like this,

shut off. You can't. You gotta go as like cookie monster something. You gotta goes like you oskar to the ground. You can't go as that. You cannot. You gotta go as like scriptants, punch Bob, something else like that's gonna fade you out of you. I'm happy all the way. Anything good. Money. Just tell me what you want me to got money now me, I'm a guess God money don't want If it say me wants it, I'll know you'll chant sake it. No only you can't spake. No

only you can't know. You can't take it. Know where you can't take you know you can't take the way. Get soil, get get so bout down before the one, sir, you're going to get once this bout down the bore the one you, sir, you're going to get once you this ser