Elvis Durrand presents off Air Show, Scary Jones and Greg Tew. Hold on a second, where's Greg? Where's Greg t He's on the phone. What's going on? Guys? It's the off air Show? When it was the look the lookout? What's going on? Do it now? Let's start up again. No, no, no, no, just do it. We'll patch it in later. We'll paste it in later. Which would you give us a dry lookout? Dude? I had to dry, I had to zip up. I wasn't ready. I was in the bathroom. I haven't I'm
ready that what you call it? Can you do a dry lookout? You know? The doctor told me I can't lift anything that heavy, you know, so I needed people to help me. What's up? No, where's the lookout? We need it? We need right now? Over nothing. We'll paste it in. We'll paste the magic radio. I refused to give you a lookout? Well over nothing. Sometimes sometimes we're a little late on it. No, we're not late. I'm ready to go. Give it to me now, alright, ready,
say no, come on? Just acapella. It was Durrand brasils off and Greg just wants me now. Look episode we got twenty more episodes to gosh to first be off fair Show. I'm Scary Jones. That's Greg T over there, all free gran I'm gonna do another original human beeat box. You know what. I just seriously, can we just tell tell everybody what Gregg T was doing? He wasn't Okay, here's what Greg T was doing on the podcast, Greg T,
I didn't touch anymore. Greg T was standing over the phone own lines, trying to field phone calls for the off air show. What are you doing ball freak show around here? Come listen at the end of the day. They're not calling for us, right, ball freak Yeah, they're not calling for us. They want the big holiday show tickets. That is the priority one here in New York City. Why don't you clarify what we're talking about? Ingle Ball
the studio tell them all about it. Jingle Ball is a nationwide tour of eleven cities where they take this concert around the country. Yeah, here in New York where jingle Ball originated on Z one, where we are sitting in this studio. The tickets sold out in like two minutes, two minutes, and now they're on eBay for about a thousand dollars. Each, if not more so now. So now people, it's getting a little frantic around, it's getting a little frantic.
So this morning Elvis said, hey, when your tickets with Ryan Seacrest in the eleven o'clock hour. Yeah, look at swat we we're taping this podcast in the eleven o'clock hour. So you know what that means. Every phone line is calling for jingle ball tickets, which I never already gave him away. Yeah, that's what I never understood, you know, you know we had to the phone. They're like, did I win? No, Trevor just called and just said that you hung up on him right now? Yes you did, Trevor. Well,
looks connect is this Trevor? No, this is Michelle Michelle because I saw your tweets. Yes you did. The system works fairhead got somebody. We actually got somebody. You stop talking over some music he's talking over Would you rather write sing it? Would rather hear Scary Jones talk? Michelle? Don't you want some don't you want some kind of structures? We got more calls, Michelle, What do you want? We want to hear me sing? You want Scary Jones to talk? Yes?
I want you guys to sing I hear love youve. He's singing over Michelle talking about a Beatles song, the Beatles, My Michelle. It's called My Michelle by the Beatles, My Michelle. I was just called my Michelle. Now that's Guns and Roses. It's yeah, it's yeah. Play song for there it is and that's how you play. I will answer the rest of the song. That's what ball Freak was chining to you here, my Michelle. Me let me ask you a questions. Michelle,
you listen to the podcast. Yeah, when you hear the podcast, like, how loud is the music compared to how we're talking. Does it ever get like too loud where like it scares you a little bit? She's a little to the podcast. No, but it's it would bother me, thank you. Yes, she's obviously not qualified to answer this question. Michelle. Here's the Michelle's song that Gregg t was talking about. It's called My Michelle by Guns and Roses. Do this one? Do
this one? So, Michelle? How old Michelle? How old are you? Nice? And were you calling it from? I'm actually a northern man on the border of Canada. Nice? Hey, nice? What's going on here? Hey? That goodness? So and you listen to the Affair and show every day. She doesn't, No, not every day. I kind of get it in sometimes in the middle of the week. You know. That's fine. That's fine. So, Michelle, what do you love about the off air show? I love listening to you guys like
I love that. I listen to the acquired podcast. Do I get my girls in? Okay? And I gotta listen to offer So get my guys in. Yah. You do bangor bangor being from half hours north of bangor an hour after the end? Now you have a boyfriend? Are you are you? Are? Are you single? I'm engaged getting married? Next cogulations? That's great. How did he ask you? How
did he ask you? I proposed how he proposed? We were actually on He went to New Jersey double game, Yeah, games, and then um ended up in Times Square after almost got flattened by a semi Oh my god, getting law right before the tunnel. Yeah. Then he asked me in Times Square. I had no idea what's going to happen. His whole family was there and they knew. That's awesome, epicenter of the world. That's awesome. You guys doing a
honeymoon for yourselves. Where are you guys going, Um, well, we're gonna get married over in Canada and then uh not whereon yet? Now? Is there a benefit to getting married in cabinet versus the United States? I mean it's keeper, It is cheaper. Okay, yeah, we seve like thirty cents on the dollar. You try song off, you're so quick on the trigger. We've had enough. We've had enough and there's no such thing. Should hear the Beatles, my Michelle?
Rather than then you'd rather have to be like I'm listening to a bad first date, no offense, your beautiful. Are you going to play one of these Michelle songs at your wedding? No? I don't know. No, I think that would be kind of tacky, unless you guys want to come and sing it. But you know, I probably we're gonna shot bad freak to sing acapella once you're what's your fiance's name, Josua, Joshua and Michelle. That makes sense to me. That sounds nice, you know, well, Michelle,
thank you so much for checking on the Michelle. Hold on a second, I'm gonna say, you know, a fair show T shirt? Hold okay, yeah, you know what they say till death do us part? Uh? You guys will die before receiving this T shirt. Michelle, do you know what kind of underwear your fiance should be wearing on your wedding day? Make him wear mac Weldon underwear? Yeah? Okay, nice, you will, you will be very happy. Okay, good to know. Nice.
It's like he's not wearing anything at all. Because a wedding, a wedding, a married couple that gets married in mac Weldon, they stay together forever. That's the correlations there is. Alright, what's my excuse? Then? Line number two? Fair Show. Hi, we're just taking calls today. What are you doing? Are you working? What's his name? What's your name? To broadcast? Why don't you start this whole thing all over again? What you say? Hello? Hi? How are you? What's your name?
You're on live on the fair Show. These people they're jumping down my neck for no reason. What is your name? Hi? How are you? What is your name? Thanks for calling you a fair show? That's four things, all right. My name is Trevor and from Austin, Texas. What Trevor? That's Trevor. He just tweeted us that you hung up on I didn't hang up on you, Trevor. Uncle Scary got very angry and he hung up on you when he talked to you. You know, Austin is the home of Tito's
handmade vodka, our favorite vodka. Um, do you drink titoes? Have you ever met Tito himself? I'm drink was at a strip once we bottle ser nice? Nice? All right, So listen, why are you calling you off air show today? You know? Yeah, I haven't seen you'll tweet out that, y'all or thinking colors in a long time and I'm never even trying to get him before. This would be a good time. Listen to you, guys. How many episodes? How many episodes are you in? All the way? Man?
I started at the beginning. Um, I started late, but though I had to go back and you know, listen to the old episodes. But you're already we're making progress or we're regressing here? Oh yeah, definitely. I mean it's really hard to get through the first couple episodes. I had to be honest, but because I wasn't working. Yeah, tell the truth, Trevor. Come on, well, I play this fantastic science. Who's got a question for Trevor who's got a question. All right again, Uncle scary Gum. Where do
you work? Work at real green lawn Care? All right, so are you out mowing the lawns? Like? What do you do? Yeah, the lawns. I don't do any like long work like that. I've just spray fertilizer and ship like that. No, intend, you're putting chemicals in the air. How great? All right, my quickness. We call it product. Hey, Trevor, how old are you? What's the greatest rock concert you ever been to? I mean, I'll tell you, I haven't been to really any rock concerts. I'm I'm young, and
my parents ever let me do anything. But the best concert I've ever been to it was a Weirdou concert. Weird was my favorite, right you know that that? I fanned girl. Every time he's in he's in the Trevor on man, my heart palpitates for him. I'm gonna play a weird song. No he's not, Trevor. Look what you did. I love what you did. Lose the number man? Shut up, dumb, young I call here and start talking about Weird. My favorite weird Aw song is Amish Paradise. Sever have you
ever met Weirdow? I didn't get to see him. I was up on third row though. Its Frett damn close, Trevor, You're a man after my own heart. Everybody became as I walked through the patty where I harvest my grain. I take a little at my wife and realize you very play. That's just perfect for an amish like me. You know, I shunned and see things like electricity at for thirty in the morning, I'm milking cows. Cheva Die
feeds the chickens, and Jacob plows. Fool if I've been milking and plowing so long that even though Zekiel things that my mind is gone, I'm a man of the land. I'm into discipline, got a bible in my hand and a beard on my chance. But if I finish all of my chores and you finished time, then tonight we're gone a party like it, ste We've been beended most lives in a churn or twice. Thank you so much.
Thanks for the referencing weird now that you gave me an excuse to play it on sever You're you're a loyalist through this podcast, right, So when you hear the music, how loud is it copared to the voices. Yeah, when you listen back, I mean just now, it was a little bit loud of just now, and you think like a guy who's heard this from us more than a few times and from the listeners would learn his lesson. Well, listen, Tremor,
we do apologize and thank you for calling. We're gonna put your hold and we're gonna send you off air t shirt now pay phone exactly all right, thank you much, thank you. All right now, listen, guys, can't teach an old scary new tricks. I want you, guys, guys, are ready for this one? This this could possibly be the best off air phone call we've ever received. Scared any some music. Drum roll, here's some drum pressure. You know this way too? Here the next one. No, the drum
roll for this one. Ladies and gentlemen, it is gonna be You will always remember this this episode eighty that you heard the best phone call come through scary. Are you ready? You better go quick before the first hangs out on the phone. And trust me on this one. Trust me on this one. We take a guess, getting ready, can I guess? Here? We go right here? I guess all right? Now they hung up, so they hung up? Wow, an anticlimactic moment. Bald, that's exactly what happens, bald freak,
Say no, we're not editing right now. Look he's tapping the phone. This is exactly what happens with Greg t if you hit the phone every freaking time. Anytime he builds something up to this hypie thing, it always falls flat on its face. Well that's that's it's embodied. It's Murphy's law. But did he get him back? Listen? This is like I feel like the world's worst telethon. Now, please give to the Off Air Show your donation. Okay, we're gonna do ladies and they're gone. They're gone, let's gone.
Get Yeah, they hung up? What are you being punked? Ye? Please give to the off Air Show. Um. Now we'll return to you to our regular scheduled program, The Magnificent Seven with You Brenner and Steve McQueen. See what I mean this is ridiculous. Without your donations, we here at the Off Air Show will not be able to show you the Magnificent Seven. See what I'm saying. Look, yeah, what was he off his meds today? I think he is? Did you take your meds today? Can you show us
your pillcase. You call me Captain wax Power. But this guy is off the rail. He's done. Here he is, It's like he's done. This is the call finally go, It's better be good. It is hello three times a charm. Yes it's a girl. What is your name? My name is Christina? What do you call it? Are you calling all about today? Um? A friend tagged me and one of your posts yesterday on Facebook regarding a moving company? Yeah, how about that? Scary? Wait? Hold on of time? Are
you talking to me scary? Yes? Then I am currently going through the worst situation possible with a moving company. Wait a second, what is okay? So who is who is my friend? And what social media we're talking about? My friend Carrie tagged me on your Facebook post. Okay, Scary Jones, Scary Jones Facebook post Jones? That's right, Yes, you know it was carried mini. Yeah, scary Jones tag on a Scary Jones facey Jones moving company. That's correct,
that's right. What are you talking Scary Jones moving company? That's why I have not posted anything about a movie company. Yes you did, and what happened next? All right? So what's the moral of your story. The moral of the story is the moving company picked up my stuff, quoted me one price, and then took my stuff, quoted me another price that was close to eight thousand dollars, and they are currently holding my belonging, said Randsome. And I
haven't had belonging. Why don't you give her stuff back? Scary? What do you company? Are you talking about? What you've done? What have you done? What do you Why are you doing that? To be he's messing with you? Why do totally screwing when you take their stuff and then look what happened, which you're thieving people's stuff? She hung up, Why do you do that? Scary, great tyre? You messing with her? Human is out eight thousand dollars worth of
merchandise and you're fucking with her. But if she was calling, she wanted to yell at you because she thought that you were the movie company that took her stuff. But it wasn't you a wrong number. It was a wrong number. You're definitely off your menstory. Come on, I agree? Was that that was the big call? That was, well, there's somebody else on holdout wants to talk to you, though, somebody from an exterminating companies of fair show high. What's
your name? Good? What is this? Andrea? I cannot believe I'm on the phone with you all right now. I listen to you every single day. I just created a Twitter a couple of days ago, just so I could know when y'all are going to be on what nic Andrea nights? Baby, when you come, give me a hug, give me a kiss. Where are you calling from, Andrea? I'm calling from Alabama. Touchcat shoals, come on some music to give some mull. Freaking do Abama the football team.
I'm a Warrigle fan, alright, a war Eagles. Now it's Auburn Tigers, and we say War Eagle. I graduated from there. Roll Tide, Roll Tide? No, she not on that? Could you not be on Alabama roll Tide? Just because she lives in the state of Alabama doesn't mean she follows the crimson teams in Alabama's Alabama or Auburn. And I'm Alburn Okay, Olberbur Roll Tide, Roll Tie. That's great team and your friend, this woman just started a Twitter account
for you, and now you're being controversial and adversarial. If every day I cannot believe I'm talking to you all right now, Like I'm so excited. I'm very excited too. I can't believe that we're speaking with you. Who are the most excited to be speaking to out of the three? Probably Ronnie, probably everybody. If I'm coming, you can make his blow his head even bigger. Just keep doing that argue.
But like Ronnie is always like a voice of reason, And here is the furthest thing from the voice of reason. Reason is the voice of treason. You two guys, I'm the same person that's that's the thing. Roll tide, roll tide. Listen. So what are you up to today? What does your day look like? I'm working, Um, I work at for the farmers and basically it's not far the time of year, but I do the book keeping and I'm assistant manager here. So we're just selling see and fertilizer and to eat
and first farmers need. Now you know what we uh we did? You had a lot of fertilizer every podcast. I just fertilized my own underwear before I was given talking about fertilizing freak. Give us a fertilizing music freak, Yeah, go for it. What's your name? Darling, Andrea Andrea Andrew both freaks, got a little diddy freed from Alabama? And so about friend from Alabama. What type of fertilizer do you sell? Is there a specific brand? Like, what's the
best brand fertilife? I want to fertilize my alone. What's the type of fertilizer? Day were making fun of her act. I'm trying to like a human being? Is it okay if I talk like this all the time, you talk like a drunk biar captain all the time. We so we all timing for Lazarie. I mean it's an analysis, you know, like you'r nitrogen, your pot as, your phosphorus, your sulfur, your medium. Yeah, it's I mean it's triple A,
triple thirteen. You can get naturgen. You can. Could you send up a bed that up here so we can have Gregg t eat some out of a dog dish. It's not manure. I mean the manure is fertilizer too, but no, we want manure. We want the strong stuff. Uh, you can probably get it at your local farm store. Well, we really want to know what the most important on this podcast is. Is Is there any fertilizer company out there that will sponsor the off air show, like you know,
ship sponsoring ship. Yeah, see seems aproposed, don't you think, Greg? What makes the best fertilizer? If if I have to go out and buy a chemical or if I spread horse manure on my lawn, which is a better chemical a manmade chemical or horse manure? Well, I mean horse manure is good, you know, because especially especially like cow manure because you know there's screenes and you're just putting
nutrients back into the earth. But manmade furtilizers are good too, because you know you need nitrogen and phosphorus and potash and all that. Okay, So you so if I had if I had a brand new my brand new property and I wanted to make a nice green grass, would I would you? Would you spread cowman or would you go by actual fertilizer? I would go buy fertilizer like four would be got? Okay? You really know your ship? Yeah? How to act? Nice? Roll time? Roll time here exactly.
Thank you so much for listening, and we'll talk to you soon so much. Thank you so much. I love you all so much. If you stay on hold, we'll send you at an offair t shirt. Okay, yeah, I'm sure one day I'll get it. Thank you, Andrew. This is Ray Schrummer, Gucci Mane Black Beetles on off air show Black Beetles in the city, immediately to confiscate the money. That girl there is a real crowd, small a world.
All of friends know of me, Young boy living, like you know, get released the cash, watching fall slow lead brack cow still trying to getty hate. It's mad for what every chunk in the air ben stream they lose it when the DJ dropped the need lose getting so gonna not playing? What in the world was I thinking? You day no money to be mag Why there is nothing to his flag? Black Beetle cream seats in the regal rocking John Lennon Lizar is like to see him. Bread Eagle took a fu to the club and letter
party on the table screaming. Everybody's famous like clock workout, blow it off, then get some moke. Get you somebody that can do both like Beetles got the bag's belly rowling. What she thinks she loved me? I think se trolling. That girl is a real crowd, small world. All of friends know of me, Young Living like an okey released the cash watching fall slowly right now? What is that Race Shremmerd. This guy his ear to the ground. The
two cousins Smerd. What is what is the name Ray Artist, Ray Shrummerd, Ray Schummerd Ray Shremmerd r A E is the first word s r e E M m U r d uh. And it's black beetles And this is something that's scary. Share knows they listened to this together. You guys, no flex zone, then no better and I ain't got no type. I just kicking over. The guy's name is Ray Shremmerd. Two guys Gray and Shred, Ray Swimmerd, smer r a E Shreummerdard. You don't think they could
have changed your name to something like more pronounceable. You never heard their song with Vicki minajdrow something no I love Nicki Minaj. This is this is Ray strum They were working boys. They work boys sort of like you know in hip hop. They like shout off people's names, like Jason doesn't want to hear boys. MC, give me some good stuff. There are two bands we've never played on the offair show. Give me those good stuff. We lose this stuff and we can't do anything today and
get any done. I'm kind of we do have to talk to ball Freak. Have you noticed all of her our off air show Twitter? And if you guys want to drop us a line at the off air show on Twitter, just do the so please. But Blue Freak is getting a lot of praise, dude, and scary the show started, it was just you and I out of nowhere. The means just turning honest and they seem to be in love with ball Freak. Well, how does that mean they're turning on you just because they love me? No,
you don't want because great tea is just annoying. That's not true, because scares a stick in the muddy. It has everything done like ten fifteen minutes. I can't play music. I'm not sticking in the muddy. I actually I'm running a tight ship over no fart, so, no fart noises. Body's got to be somebody's gotta be like some kind of les go scary, right, boll Freaking. I have asked you for the bond today, maybe like five times. You're like, no, I'm not playing. How many times are we gonna play
a bond? Sound? Effect on our show. Why not? Do you think that people are praising me like by association because they can't praise you? Or is it just am I doing this? No, by comparison, they love me more than Scary, So I'm just okay and you guys are terrible, or you guys are just okay and I'm awesome. Which is it? I'm not sure. I don't think that you're awesome.
You're newer, You're newer, newer, and I think that they feel bad for you that you're not baking the songs, you're not picking the songs, and that nobody came to see you. Everything a shred and also you know it was your birthday and nobody came to see you blow the candles out? What are you talking about? These are the things, and they feel bad for you. It's that
I disagree. You're gonna lose even more fans by saying stuff about I'm just I'm town being real, And then Scary is mr like he lies to everybody, goes yeah, I'm so sorry, everything's fine, you're so kind. Everything's one hashtage. You're the one. You're the one. Probably people t shirts every five minutes. We're gonna get those T shirts. One we are going to get those T shirts. That's what we're gonna do. No sound effects, no music, no nothing so much. Speaking of speaking of this, they want to
hear Bald Free perform live. Once you ask your friend if he's gonna perform live, well, you want me to ask him? What? Ask him? Bald you gonna perform live? I don't know. I don't know why he couldn't have direct money. Yeah, yeah, I'll do something live, but not today. But why can't you perform today? They want to hear you today. But if they want to me today, they'll want to hear me tomorrow or tomorrow. We can't tomorrow. We have a guest on the show tomorrow. About Thursday,
we actually gonna do four podcast this week. Thursday is possible, so Thursday special, you know, doing the impromptu stuff like doing all this stuff. Let's I got an idea. Yeah, next week's Thanksgiving, right Thanksgiving, let's do something next week. You don't have to do it like every day. No, but why can't he perform live? He wants they want to form a Thanksgiving song next week. That's not what they want. They want to hear his stuff that he does in concert. That's they want to hear. Look at
this guy with appeared serious. Then come to my shows. But we can't make your shows, So why can't you perform live? I can, but I'm not gonna do like a full I'll do a song. I'll do one song when I don't know, Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, he'll perform live and he'll write a Thanksgiving song for our Wednesday show me. That's gonna say, you might as well do it on
Tuesday because Wednesday we may not be here. All right, we're not gonna be here well because Wednesday we want to get up and get out of here because this place gets becomes a nut place around here. It's crazy gonna I don't think we're gonna be doing a podcast next next Wednesday. Right, Yeah, let's see you guys are disappointing the listeners again. That's more points for disappoint the listeners about that. Can I just tell you about this? Yeah, let's go. I want to This is from Keith Hall.
I need a bob or something for nothing to do with the email about to read. Can you at least give me the boon so like you feel like I can get in the zone of your email. You're you're really yes, give it to me and I give you some dramatic. Is this the dramatic emails? The dramatic U, I'm gonna be some dramatic. Might even want to echo some of the Patty Riscon is here? How do your sconis from the record label? Yeah, why is he here? He probably has an artist coming up? Yeah for us
for the off their show? Not for us? Why not? We haven't earned one? Why don't we ask them? Here's the bomb and get ready for cheats? Email my thoughts on your show and you're okay? All right, you're a d D in full effect right now? Hey, what's up Patty? Ladies and gentleman, the record guru to the stars, Patty, we're scoring in the house. You gotta talk close to the minke. Sorry, who are you here for? We are here with I'm actually here today with international superstar do
Alipa who's do a leap but we don't know? She is currently the number twenty seven song on the HR Chart Op Radio chart. She's from England. Scary pull her song he spell it do you a d U A L I p A Okay, it's called blow your mind, blow your mind, you play that, let's play that jam. I'm a little bit of blow your mind. Yeah, we want that. And it's a lipa nice And so what are you doing right now? She's just doing interviews down here?
How come stun on the off air show. Well, you know what, if you want, I can bring her in here in a little bit. We would love to have a a leap on the off air show. Dude, when you guys see her, scary might want to eat her? Are you are you gonna keep your hands to yourself? She is just gorgeous. Cricket up man, crack it up. But if she talented, yes, she's very cold because talented, but outshines everything. She's in New York. Open up for Troy savon uh two nights here at Terminal five and
then we're gonna be down in Washington later on this week. Nice, I like it on gut tonight. Gee, guaranteed I can tell you on mine. Maybe we can get that kissing. Maybe we can listen to new artists and we can critique the new artist, whether we like the song, the front of the artist. Yeah, I will see if they can take that constructive criticism. You rip off of Katie Paris. We would go on, but if we don't listen, they gotta have six gonna be in this business, right Patty?
I would say yes, but right in the face. That wouldn't be the first person that compared to Probably not exactly, but she sounds great. Yeah, I mean listen, if you want me to bring can bring Alipa. I like to. I don't know how many minutes we have left in this podcast. We're about to get to a very angry email. Well, I mean, I would you would you rather hear do a lupa or an angry email? I'm with you, all right, So Keith haul you've been uh, you've been bypassed one
when Islipa coming in and she doing other with us? Worry? What's you do right now? He's actually with Maxwell. Oh she shouldn't be there a while, all right. Well, in that case, they play your angry email. We can come in and record something for you later on if you like. Maybe that's not bad. Oh, we could do that and put it in the can. That's not bad. We could put it in the can. I love it in the can. I'll take your can. Every nice. This is going downhill.
I have to go boys. Well, welcome to the Affair Show, Patty Affair Shows. I'm you know, very very honored, nice superstar show talents. That's right. This is episode eighty and it's a great episode. Who are the two talents you're talking about? He's talking about Greg t and I. But I'll tell you there's another guy here. Wall Freak is a musician of himself. He's actually the most popular person on this Yeah. Yeah, he's our Paul Shaffer hang out with him and said, he be exactly, can you play
Patty's song? I'm not going to play a pattyca Yeah about I'm not your monkey. It's not going to be is going to play something for your one opportunity to playing instrument? I do not she does not know. All right, then the out of luck you could have had something, hottie. Thank you for John. What a way to see if I can show up next week at the same time. Yeah, fine, all right, Patti Riscona to the podcast, Patty. Yeah there you go. You heard it here first, right here on
the off air show. You start du lipa. It's great, dude, Uncle Scary's very yank. You know what, very I'm not angry. I'm just I just don't like the fact that you have a d D in the middle of we're trying to do how many you have zero? Zero structure zero? Why do you want to have structure on the off air? Because the listeners need to follow along with something they're listening to this. I don't mind covering everything that we do, right, bull freak, you're you're with me on this, right, I'm
not crazy today. Give me some music, give me some scolding music, scolding you. I'm just saying, can you following? Follow my lead? We're doing we're doing five Give some scolding music. Time five things. But if I'm talking about one thing, you can't go into the direction. Yes, dude, you're no one's gonna hire you out of here. Give me some scolding music, Give me some scolding Give him some scolding music, not scolding. This is a tongue lashing
from Keith Hall to give it to me. My thoughts on your entire sponsorship is this, And I'm not the only one that thinks this way. We're talking about Mack Weldon. Now, now you guys want to do a podcast because your sponsorship starts. Yeah, but before there was money involved. Yeah, you they didn't care about doing a show as promised. Yet you guys say you can't do twelve hours a day, can't do it? Well, I'm a single dad with three kids. Yeah, I start work at three am every morning and I
don't leave work till five o'clock at night. I got two daughters, and I've been doing this for the past twelve years and still fulfill my obligation. I've been here for twenty years and I make dinner for my kids and do homework. I make dinner to pal. You guys gotta stop saying you're gonna do stuff then and justin and then just not act on it. I wake up at three o'clock in the morning every year. They're gonna lose your credibility With a lot more people than just
me and my friends and co workers. We are as real as they come. Best of luck, guys. Yeah, not trying to be add right, just giving my thoughts like you asked. That is from Keith Hall at gmail dot com. If you only knew how real we really are and how not so real some other people are, he would be shocked shocked. So my response to Keith Hall is you might have a point, but at the end of the day sponsorship or not. We you know, we were doing a show and it had nothing to do with
the sponsorship. Last week got very busy for us. That's right. Think Keith is misguided. I think we're still not doing a show even though we have a sponsorship because Great Tith goes in seven. Because what's what's changed between today and thirty episodes ago? What what did you have planned for today's off air show? Nothing scared you? Give us some music for this police music for nothing? Give us
some music for nothing, giving music for nothing? Hold on a second, Hold on, let's take an old here's the music music giving music for nothing. I need nothing music, okay nothing, I don't have any piping nothing. No. Hold on, let me ask you a question. A second. Just when he gives me nothing music but nothing on you? Yeah, give me that? Give me that has nothing to do with this topic. This is he's giving something good. You wonder why they like me. He likes to play his
pop stop let's play pop music. He won't play anything good. He's playing all his crap that nobody wants to here in the off fair show, do you want to go listen to musical list to the acquired taste. No one wants to listen to what you want to play. Let's be honest. No, I'm not I love the acquired taste. I'm not throwing him anybody. And I'm just saying, podcast, if you're gonna do the All Fair Show to do the Affair Show, don't throw your music on with you
and what you listen doing? You and share nose on the Off Fair Show. Nobody wants to hear about. Yeah, right right, I'm not even get paid, you know, psy a therapists get paid, right, Because this is what I'm saying. He's either gonna do the off Fair Show or he's not gonna do Affair Show. This is scary. You even push and he's agenda on the off Show. I never want to say this, but I missed Ray Smart. What are we play for today's show? This is what I
planned for every time? Insanity. I just bounced off the insanity. You had nothing planned, have anything planned unless you asked me to do a song? Okay, scary? What did you have planned for today's show? Um? I had planned that email email Ray Shremmerd. No you didn't, because I wrote Ray Shremmerd. I wrote you don't know who Ray Shremmerd was until today. Okay, I wrote Race Shremmerd on here to play the damn song because I said I wanted to play scary had nothing. You just say it again,
you had nothing for today's show? What we never had nothing? What do you have for today's show? We feed over your angst just because we don't have nothing. I tweeted to call in. We got callers you put up. You put a person calling about a moving company? Because what were you? And you prefaced it as the greatest call we were ok because insanity, because it's that's what an insane man does. Because what were you planning with the other callers? The callers you're like I said, don't take
callers because what is your name? He couldn't even get it straight. Scar, You couldn't even ask Trevor, what's your name? Were you from? Why are you calling you off air show? You couldn't even do that direction? Well, why is that an excuse for your insanity? He's about to read the text and you invite other people into the room. Get focused, because talking to Patty the the the record guru to the stars, what's more important than talking about this angry.
Maybe we should do a podcast with Patty then you should agree with you, we should do I think the concerns of our listeners should be the biggest thing that we talked about, and we hold that and we hold that day to reserve on Wednesday, Off Offairheads Advocate Foundation Wednesday. Great, you have a question for do youth. Don't you think Wednesday social media feedback by the interest of our loyal listeners who basically without them, there is no podcast. It's
just three idiots agreed jacking around in a room. Kind of like I kind of feel like that's what we've been doing to bring a record label guy in here. Hey, you got a fish? Bounce around the Walls. I like this song. Bounce around the Walls by Fish is a great song. I mean, he said you're two radio talents, so he's he's obviously misguided. But listen, here's the thing. I was actually prepared with a type of a show.
But then you have to be able to get off of this outline and then do whatever comes and comes to you. And we have what we could probably done that in twenty minutes. Shorter. He wouldn't give me the bond. He wouldn't even want to play. He wouldn't give us the nothing music. He gave a beautiful girl instead. What is that? How do you want to fix this? Let's go, let's we gotta go fix it. How do we fix I have no idea? The soapbox is yours. I brought you a new artist. I brought you a new artist.
How are we fixing it? Tomorrow? The podcast tomorrow we got have to come up with from Mac Weldon coming up right, That's one less thing you gotta worry about. Got Colin's gonna want to hear a show? So what do you guys got playing for tomorrow? I'm gonna I'm gonna have some mac Weldon music tomorrow. Okay, Mac welldon music? What do you got scared with? My department? A scary day department? What do you got you take it into the streets? What do you got scary for tomorrow? What
do you want to do tomorrow? What do you got? Me? What I got? I'm hosting the show exactly, not me. I'm so glad the off air show. What you just heard that? Tell you? What? Why don't tomorrow? I'm gonna shoot out tomorrow? Why don't you Scary. You schedule the entire show tomorrow, I'm gonna go. I will come in and I'm gonna ride the Scary Jones wave on the off air show tomorrow, Ladies and gentleman, it will be a lot more focused that I'm exactly Scary Jones Show tomorrow.
That's right, And all we know is that Baltfred has a song for Mac Weldon. Other than that, I'm gonna just come in and just ride the wave. Whatever you want to do, Scary Tomorrow, you're gonna behave. I'll be on the best behavior Tomorrow. Tomorrow is the Scary Shones off air Show. Finally something cohees the Delicious will be able to listen, and you pick the music and everything you've got it it's all you see by Just watch me now. I just watch me now. I got some
for you now for you won't believe you. Just watch me now, Just watch me. I can't sit for you, for you you want, just watching now
