The Off Air Show - 'Ditching Your Boys For a Date' - Ep.85

here now, so you know I'm over here now. I wanted our goals to be attainable for worst to first when we get the episode one hundred, and I think a lofty goal would be maybe episode one hundred would be the goal to get on iTunes right kind that would be I don't know if we're gonna go worst to first. I think we are. Yeah, you're confident we have no to five. We should re evaluate our goals, great tea and why why reevaluate a? Just think about this.

When we first started, we had no sponsor. Now we sponsor, thank you, Mack Weldon. When we first started, we had no T shirts, were about to get some T shirts. When we first started, we were in zero. Now we are no longer zero. We are definitely climbing the chain in the I Heart media world and the rating system of podcasts. Can you climb a ladder? Really? You look kind of like what's sort of chain where you have to find out where that you gotta's first, you gotta knows.

I get that. But but what I'm saying is this, sometimes you just have to reevaluate things and you have to think about what is really attainable for a hundred episodes. And as we approached that, listen back at episode Inber fifteen, when we set this goal, it was like, yeah, first, how did we get closer? And we're in a five now and it is only fifteen. In a way, it kind of scares me. I don't think we're gonna be first. Well, I just think that we should just fine tune it.

We just go back and think, all right, forget about a B C D by episode one, let's just accomplish a and to me, that's getting on iTunes. But we could have gone worse to ninth, some more reasonable, you know what I'm saying. So what you're saying is instead of saying worst to first in a hundred episodes, you want to change it because you don't really see us becoming the number one most listen to podcasts under I Heart, not for one, not in a hundred episodes. It's not

gonna happen at this point. So you would say when we have fifteen episodes, let's at least try to get onto iTunes within a hundred episode. Let that be our first goal. And then you know, we could say we accomplish something. But see, this is why we gotta get ball freed the gavel. He needs to decide like that, I'm gonna you know what, I'm not gonna. I'm not star blow to the Christmas gift I'm getting for you. But you know what you for Christmas? Well, I mean

there is a gift. I'm gonna get you a gift. Maybe I get you to the gavel for the christ like gifts or something like a thoughtful thing like this is something that's kind of more necessary, No, well necessary, yes, but a light bulb. If you need light bulbs, you don't wait to give them me for Christmas? Correct, you get them now, whether you're sitting in the Actually, I

don't think that would be the reference. I think I'm the light bulb thing would have been like, if I need light bulbs, do I get you an led because you already have a light bulb. I mean the light buel already works. You already are the third guy here. Now you need a gavel, you need light bulbs and batteries, big big season for light page just think. I mean, who cares? Wasn't not I give you a a gavel for now? Or not I do? Because I would have banged it by now and said you're out of water,

you're out of ward. Not the same if I'm just look, I just bang the desk. It's not as not as I shouldn't even bes my idea anyway. I shouldn't even be telling you that. We should also make him wear a wig like they do in parliament. Oh yeah, I actually have one of those, like like an old school like er powdered. Yeah, this is what my powder. Get back to the original question. The originally it's right, there was a question. What was the question? Wait? What? Wait?

What he was out? That was from and Justice for All with Alaccino movie trivia contest going and still doing that. Yeah, well, the Affair Show. You can send us a nice Instagram picture. We have some Oh my god, someone tagged this on Instagram over the weekend. I want to tell you about her. Yeah, so an email us at the Affair Show at gmail dot com. Tell us now, don't listen, scary is original question,

what should we change it. Should we not go worse to first in a hundred or should we go from my heart to know from Yeah I heard to iTunes in a hundred. Yeah, it's a valid question. Tongue, it's it's it's too many characters close? Are we have fifteen episodes ago? How close are we iTunes? This week we're gonna get more ratings on how the podcast. Can we bring CP in and talk to him again? Three pa, let's bring CP Yeah, hell no, he has got the

president of podcast right, he's got the intel. Yeah, alright, Now do we go CPN and find out and let him tell us the truth about where exactly the All Fair Show is so bald freak. You asked me just now about who this wonderful person of afair because I want to say hi to off airhead Jen, who came

up to my Time Square appearance with Danielle. Yesterday. We were at Sunglass Hut and I got because people were doing a crazy Black Friday shopping, which we're gonna talk about music for Sunglass Hut, like they need a song. I wear sunglass at night. It's good. That is good? Hart, Oh, no, man with the guy wait, sorry, less grandy guy play it. I covered this once fun he's not playing it. I'm playing the song along nice along Instro the Sunday Sunglass

and that socket Socket what weadn't read your story? So how was the appearance at Sunglass Hut? It was we on thatsode and what happened to me? Coming in? They would give me track Vision raybands? How about that Raban great is that's still one of the top brands of us really? But yeah, I want to sad. What's up to everybody who came out to Times Square and especially It's It's just it warms the cockles of my heart when an off per head comes up because Danielle was

sitting there like cockles. Guys, don'd guys don't know that you've gotten that guy was Time Square Square, you know, you know what they noticed they and this was from a lot of people that were very observant employees who are in the know. They said that they see a lot of people time Square Janda's ever, but he noticed less people walking around with bags, which means people are not shopping browsing. Yeah, they're walking around. He's still got

the crowds, but they're not shopping. You're going in and out of the stores. But they're just looking. They're interesting, you know, So where are they shopping? Well, we think that they're doing it online and that that's really what it's come down to. So these brick and mortar stores have become kind of like a front for just like a showcase, like a commercial, like a walking because because you've got to have a lot of people. If you like the style, then you go online you try to

find that style for less. That doesn't have to actually be the ray band pair so people. But anyway, it was an awesome time and I love the off fair Heads coming out. We we met some Offfairheads the other night too. But you're you're talking on the topic of holiday shopping. What did you guys want to talk about specifically? Because I met I was also at Macy's on Thanksgiving. Was everywhere this next week, you're gonna be everywhere. You're

doing like seven appearances. But you'll get to the battle of the point. The point is shut up dad. First of all, you know you were supposed to get to that in a second. Finishing shopping, Can I explain something? Get three Brazilian girls at Macy's who just got in from obviously Brazil and they came with empty suitcases. This is what they do. They said that a lot of people foreign foreigners from here, like not not Americans, are

not people that are you know, like celebrating Thanksgiving. Because we always wonder why they're thousands of people in Times Square and why the thousands of people in Herald Square. Why because and the streets were blocked off by the way hundreds of people trying to get into Macy's. The door was like they were trying to bust it down. Yeah, it's because people come from around the world, and those

are the people that are doing the shopping. They come with that the suit cases, and they show up and the dollar goes so much further because in their their countries they can't get these American products at a good price. They're like triple the price. So they come here, they load up on denim, they buy all the clothes, and then they go back to their native countries and they give gifts to everybody, so that who's doing the shopping give some black Friday showing up on Thanksgiving Day trying

to get the doorbuster sales nice. And when you go into macy saying you hear this music, come on ball, Frank, give it to me Christmas time. Come on, say it, buddy. And then when they walked in, was it crowded on Thanksgiving Eve? And Thanksgiving night? Jammed? You never know Thanksgiving? What's going on? All right? Thanksgiving? Did you go out Thanksgiving Eve? I was in homebooking on Thanksgiving? How was that was crowded? Uh? That one that wasn't shopping? That

was me? You know, I was hanging out with some old friends. And what else did you do? Oh? Well, Friday? Jeez? I went to a Friday night. I went to a party. They would dan a stripper pole installed in their bedroom to sleep. When do you sleep? I was? I went to a party of bay Ridge sleep and you know what? Else? Years old? And not only does he not sleep, but when he gets up, all he's thinking about is how

do we promote the next event? Because when I was at home with the kids and we're deck right in the house, my phone goes off five times and he's like, where are you? And he wants me to promote this event that we're gonna be at. When I told him, I swear I told him this and said leave me. That's right, my phone and then he sent me this, this Jeff saying, how rude. How he only has one compartment. You have multiple compartment. He has one component compartment. Just

to answer you the question. So Friday night, you guys would love to be at this party. Yeah, there were a lot of lergs, their youngs. And then he combs ing top, plenty of top he combs. He combs that smoke for the bat and smoking some top, clouds of top, and it was the clouds of top got so bad. There this cat, this cat that was in the in the attack. The attack was was hot, was stoned stone. Could you have a conversation with the cat? Was like?

And then then it got wild and everybody started dancing on the stripper pole. So she's got a stripper pole in her bedrooms? We please meet her, Can we talk to her? Can we have her call the show? We can? So when we have her called the off air show, Yeah, no, no, the chick standing with the chick with the with the stripper pole man professionally installed. Yea. She has a whole room of the whole part of her bedroom, clear be furniture, It's all just blank out space. That is so hot.

And hi, guys, is a hichack. Wow, it's it's Carla. Not a good day to hichack the show. And we don't have much disna like it to make time for we actually have, we haven't we have an outline today. Maybe they could teach you a thing or two. There was a guy who used to walk into our Monday Friday studios pretty often. His name was Charlie. Charlie. Remember Charlie?

Do you remember Charlie? Alright, So guys, ladies, gentlemen, from the night Friday, from the Carling Marine Anthony Show down in a Seattle of power three three we have carl Marine Anthony here. Hello you guys here, they're off, they're off today and visiting us this morning. You have anything's going to try and get some Seattle music? How about some grunge Yellow Vana our podcast every Friday, and Greg Tea would come in and bust us and we would have to sit there and edit him out, edit, and

you edited great Tea out. Sometimes we left. Alfred. Can you give us a little narration of what just happened here? What happened? You know as we're talking, all of a sudden we've been invaded by invaded. Maybe give us a little narration. Maybe with narration, we I just narrated it, you know, to tell a story when I last came in and then they sat down and they talk to us, and now I'm playing their vona. Now Scary con plating started to continue. I will say that I listen. You listen.

What do you think of this podast? I get extreme anxiety, but I listened. We know that you listen because you also comment. You start up the pond, you start fires. Yeah you did, you put on fire. Wait a second, so why don't we address that while lets you're off air? Heads are there. They don't understand that there's better podcast of what is so much? Second, you guys started twitter war saying that we had jingle ball tickets to No, we didn't do on Twitter. We went in our own

podcast and said you have to listen. And this is fact. I know this from a very good source. Both Greg t Yes and Scary have fifty jingle ball tickets and all you have to do is tweet and ask them that, right, So that is beyond role. You know what. I will tweet out their numbers. You can please don't please time and you can call them for this question for you guys, why why do you Why are you just on starting this because you know why the listeners will, which is

David loves to go up against Goliath. It's what it is, you know, and now the All First Show has become Goliath what the listeners. I also say it face value though that's the problem if you say it's gospel. So all of a sudden we get hit with all these tweets. I heard that Carmen and Anthony said that you guys have given would you? We don't even have them right, we don't have the tickets. You have a whole ticket. I'd like to go. Can I go? You have a

whole section for their wish there's an entire sex. What are you doing? Could you imagine we have if we have a section of a fair heads? Could you imagine that'd be like it'ld be insane and be people. Our army is so honest, man, They're actually honest. This is no joke. You love her arm You want to be a part of the house. I will say when I do get a chance to listen to the off air show, Um, I get to feel taking a ship. You're listening to

him feel like what I feel like? I am back at my desk, which is here, which was here, right next to where Greg Tea's desk. I feel like I'm I'm back there listening to actual arguments that Greg, Scary and Ronny would have and and I say this honestly, it makes me feel like I'm homesia. Also sometimes going to be a headache, but that's too you need to stop talking at the same time, not our fault. Balfrey talks over us because you guys don't let him talk.

He's my favorite part. Yeah all the time. Well, he's also the podcast, the first Elvis Durant Show podcast pioneer. I am the podcast pioneer. Yeah, thank you, independent minded there you go, shout me. Well, you know what's interesting. You know, it is great to have you guys here, by the way, and it's wonderful. I gotta say, I love my Day Friday. Great podcast. But one thing it does not have that we have here, and that is a sponsor. We're gonna talk about. Okay, so we you're

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the silver underwear stuff. It was perfect, perfect for the holiday. So what did you want to say? I didn't want to say, so I did speak to Brian from mac Weldon. Um. He has great things to say about you guys. Thank you. So that's all great. Thank you. He told me something. And Carlin Mury is gonna get very mad when she hears this. Oh boy, he claims. He claims that the off air show is the first I Heart Radio podcast with an official sponsor. Not true, Deep Betty Vodka, Deep

Ettie Vodka. No, honestly, he had a great day. He loves you. Still listening to the Mighty Friday Podcast anyway? Let me come on. If you were listening right now today, this is what today's day Monday. You might be listening to this on another day, but we Scary Jones or Ronnie or Greg Tea and tell them that you still listen to My Day Friday. And you know what hashtag Jacklobe sostening hashtag Jacklobe. What do you call yourself? A

bunch of what? In the locker room, there were a bunch of youngs hanging out talking about to do the off airheads understand what you're doing? Yeah, oh my god, we don't know. You have no idea. People come up to us and appearance are saying we were the tolerks tonight. Yeah, they tolers hot girls. That's right. Don't start to steps up backwards language. You got the whole thing. We have an army, we have the off air heads. I have a question, who's who's tweets? Which one of you is tweeting?

We all do Yeah, I don't tweet, Ronnie doesn't, Great Tea and I mainly great Team. If it's something running, do you want to be part of a podcast that gives you more time to talk? Of course, because I'm just saying we we can use maybe a satellite person someone to calls on the phone, hang out for Monday Friday and give me access to the really have time to do our podcast? You want to do this? Podcast anymore, right, right, it's one or the other. Yeah, well we'll talk. You

will give him access to your Twitter account? What do you mean you say totally is a total accident. I don't have access to any of the nine minutes. We have nine minutes act to their podcast at the let's talk about this plug for Carl account is at CM and you would you do the shame for us on your podcast? Actually know we do what we're talking about. You every trying to be friends with you guys, fifteen minute morning show. Ah, here comes Danielle. I forget about it.

This has now become the show has become now, Yeah, you got the curse on our podcast. We honestly have told people many times to check out your podcast. And how can we haven't gone worse the first We don't have that much power. I think I don't the man who usually left it's your podcast got you a morning show. I got a freaking I got a hemorhoid for this podcast. Thank you for hanging let us hang out. That's a

pleasure to have you here. Carl Marine Anthony once again, last gentlemen, and now coming up after this song, we gotta go into our football Nicks and talk about why both Friac Rannie dished on Saturday night after her machine goa Kelly Commulica bell Am, I out in my head. Am I had in my mind the only good, bad things, And I don't think that I can't explain it. What can I say? It's complicated, don't matter what you say, don't matter what you do. I only wanted to bad.

Thanks to you so good that you can't explain it. What cass say. It's convocated, nothing's that bad and the peels good. So you come back like I knew you would. I were prof. Wold and nice y'all and Joe my Trump. Bring you into my face off, drop down to that face drunk. I got what dream out theil scratch them out back tack, I asked both. When you scream out and you keep me in with those him while my teams thinking no fifth, while your body's giving me back,

and do something taking my kids that you said. I want you forever together. Scars on my body so I can take you whatever life I want, whatever, even when we're not together. Scars on my body. I can look at you and I love her. Camilla Cabella from the Harmony of Course, doing her own thing here with machine gun Kelly Bantings on the Aufair Show. It's only a matter time, by the way, before I think she breaks off and becomes the Beyonce just just just saying, yeah,

you're prognosticating. I mean she listen, they all have great talent. I just I just feel like she's been doing a lot more solo things than the other women have. On fifth Harmy an observation. That's hey, that's fact. I don't want the harmonizers to come after me that whatever you say, Mr Entertainment tonight, okay entertainment, Okay. Well, so Gregg Tea and I have a little beef to pick, a big

beef to pick with you. Is it a little bone, a big bone, a big beef, whatever you want to call it, the beef, the bone of the beef, weef freak. We invited you to come to our gig at Big Shots the other night, which we had a wonderful time on Saturday. Generous of you and not only that, bald freak, but we had money for you. We were gonna great and on the phone, no, no, t yeah, and did you not call me and say, hey, we gotta pay

him yep, we did. We did talk about we give you, we were gonna give you a piece of the pie to come out and make an appearance with us. In fact, Gregg t was tweeting about your appearance, that appearance. That's the only thing that bothered me is that is that I continue to attach you to every single Instagram post and every single tweet. No no, but I kept on.

It's like three or four actually, and I kep on saying come hang out with us, and then all of a sudden, Scary says he's not hanging out and let me let me read. Let me read the text message to me and why he said he couldn't make and also, why would you make a big deal of it all last week and then not show up. That's right, you guys gotta pay me. I'll come out. And the other thing is is that people actually came up to us

and said we're keeping right. That's right. I had to keep him wanting more, he said, I said, so, I said, okay, your kid. It was like I called you and you didn't answer the call. Instead, you replied with a text, which, by the way, is a diss. You need to answer with a phone call. I call you. You got to call me back. Who makes the rules of etiquette here? You don't make those rules. That's America's rules, America's rule, all right. So he text me backat he writes, your kid,

I've got company tonight, not gonna make it out. And then I said him back, and what do I sound like that? Then I said, well that that's exactly what that was. That was good again? How do I sund kid? I mean, that's your kid? Why do I sound like urban? I think that I like Uran If you were sending it to my face, I'm picturing that's how you would have said, your kid, I've got company tonight, I'm not

gonna make it out. And then I replied back with a check Mark one hundred egg plant and a splash, and then you wrote big go and then a chocolate chip cookie. The hell is that all about? Well? What the what was your splash about? Was? Well, it was check mark means I got what you're saying on everyone loves the love that My penis moved a little when I saw that. And speaking of that, that was the egg plant represented by an egg plant and a splash, right,

So what were you implying? Why could you not be there. I was applying that you were getting it in and then you dissed us for a chick? Is that what happened? Yes, I knew it. I believe some toller. There's more to it than just the check mark and the cookie meant that he was high? Is what you meant? That I was making cookies? Well? What is so much more to it?

What is so much more to it? Well, because I had company and to go out to Woodbridge on a cold Saturday night to see you guys at a club for two hours, could have been there right there with us. Say what was I going to do? Then we had what did I miss? Oh my god? Well there was no talk of pizza. Take that. Take that out of the equation. That that was part you make him? You busting my balls about We talked about it. We came up with a price that we were gonna give you.

I didn't include it, by the way, I didn't include it when I when I called you on your on the text. Friendship was by that point. It was by that point it was like that ship had sailed. I'm like, Okay, he's not gonna come fuck him. Yeah, because we were going to give you money. Why why didn't you write fuck you and then put put the dollars side the money bag emoji instead of a hundred And you do that? How you sabotage our post? He does all time, sit

there at home. He did three appearances money bags on. That's money. That's money he does to me, You know what I do like a hornblower, and I'm like, everybody, come out board the whole bow. It's a big ship over here. He does ship money, money, money, that's why do you do that? Money's funny when you laugh, because you know what's true. You are such a sabotage or you sabotage. Everybody said, sounds like you know, I want to plu that I'm gonna put sour grape plant salur grapes,

egg plant sal grapes. Listen, just just so the offair show listeners out there get that I'm not in a lothario and I'm not like a bad guy. I had somebody over who's going through, like through a hard time with their family. Came out No. But I didn't need to explain that to you. I just said, your kid, you did, your kids didn't not gonna make it out.

I got company that was the company, and the person needed like needed company, and I gave her some comp But that is not characterized in the type of text that you said. Why do I have to explain my whole life to you? I just said I'm not coming out like I wasn't obligated to be there now. This is not the appropriate music is not the appropriate. Plain give me like the rocky theme. You know what can I tell you? What can I tell you? No regrets? How was it? Like? What did I miss? Tell me

what I missed? That that I had to be there so bad bad for I don't want I don't want any of your pity I do. I'm not like currying favor here. I might actually have a little taste of what you might have miss. I had a nice Saturday night. Can you give me the sound please? Here? We got ready? They're gonna play in my phone from the club. Okay, here we got here. I'm like everybody said, hello round. He's not kidding, Hello around. Let's take it. What I'm

doing is really quickly. He's like, I can't believe I missed all that. He was giving all kinds of free stuff away, so he was like trying to explain. You know what it's like trying to explain to a to a bar that does is drunk and right, right, everybody saying everybody is canard, Right, that's drunk. And they're scaring the microphone yelling at all these canard people that he's telling them about what they can win with these yellow raffle tickets. This is nobody's listening. Listen. We we gotta

get into our football picks. Want to I want to set a couple of things up tomorrow. We gotta write this down. First of all, let's pose the question who's right who's wrong with what we just talked about? Because I think, do you just ditch your boys for a chick? There was no obligation to go in the first place. Maybe a big committee even said to Sammy Sweeter when she's on last week, should not get paid? Get paid paid? He's so, this is us calling you on your ship, right,

and you know you're making something out of nothing. I'm making a mountain out of molehill. All right, So we'll let the off airhead committee decide. Tweet us at the show and and email us at the Offair Show at gmail dot com. We're gonna get a response to this, because we don't think you leave your boys. But hey, look when I guess when uh, when something else calls, it's time. Just like when you come down on the off airheads for something and I am the voice of reason.

Now you're coming down on me and the off airheads will be the voice of reason once again. And then also we got tomorrow. We're gonna cover this headlines thing. Right we have a new segment tomorrow. Man, should we grieve you the jingle? Right now? I gotta be everything everything that about today. The wind just came out of my sail. What. Yeah, we had a great podcast. I can't I can't go into it on the air. I really can't because it's so well serious. Let's quickly do

a recap because we do house football. The recab is to be us. We can't even go into the football stuff right now because you Scary picked the freaking Monday night game, and you know he's supposed to stay off the money night game. He's trying to beat us. Now he's taking us, Sammy Sweethearts fall. I'll just give you the summary, quick summary. Is this Scary You and wall Freak are thirteen and eleven. I am ten and fourteen. All right, So the way it all went was like this.

I started off with a loss. I went against the Boys on Thanksgiving. I chose their skins, and the skins collapsed and the Cowboys one. But then I came back with two wins. I picked Buffalo over Jacksonville, and I picked the Giants over Cleveland. Right, because I got two wins and one loss. Ball freak. You started off at a loss. You picked the Seahawks over Tampa Bay. What a fucking game night loss? Disgusting four team did the

Boost in years win? Anyway, you start off with a loss, then you came back and you you want with the put the Falcons over the Cardinals, and you won with the Saints over the Ramps. Nice scary has the chance of going three and all I do because I picked the Steelers over the Colts, the stealers one. I picked the Patriots over the jett You knew that was You knew how those that story was gonna did. With another win, and now tonight Eagles and Packers, I got to eat.

You got the Packers, got the Packs on the road, and if the Packers beat the Eagles, those three now and I'll be sixteen and twelve. Yeah, were sixteen and eleven, sixteen eleven. Rather, you'll be a team ahead of me, and I'm the comeback hit and it's all setting up for me to take the victory at the end of the season. So there y'all happening, all right, Voice of Reason tomorrow we give good head lines. That's a new feature where Saturday starting all right about right now. The

truth comes out. He wasn't play. We see We will see you tomorrow. Thank you for tuning in again to the Off Fair Show. Please tell you phrase spread this link around everywhere. We want to be worst the first in a hundred episodes. For you hap now for you wish won't for me? Just w watch me now, Just watch me. I get some tire to me for Yeah, you won't believe it's just watch me now.