Elvis Durrand Presents Off Air Show is Scary Jones and Great Tea episode nineties six Ye, it's the Affair Show. I'm scary, that's great Tea over there. I'm over here now and bumb Freak his his pianos missing, right, he's missing. I don't understand what's going on here. I don't know
where he went. Maybe he never showed up. Well, listen, first things first, if there's anything that we say today on the All Fair Show, please reach out to us via Twitter at the Off Fair Show, or you can email us at the over Show at gmail dot com, or even check out our Instagram, which we've been lacking in their gonna tell you, I was gonna bring that up today, Greg t it's problem. There's an issue there. We have not used Instagram at all. We haven't put
up a picture since like December. You're right, yeah, and you know what, um Facebook, guilty as charge. You haven't done anything on faceboo keither or you can always reach out to us. We do tweet when we're gonna go into the studio record so when we're we are going to do that, that that number, of course is the same number that we used for the Elvis Durin Morning Show, which is I feel like people got sick of talking to us. They just want to listen to us, they
don't want to participate. So anyway, like you said, where is the ball freak here? Well, um, he seems to be, you know, right now during this podcast. He always is running the Ryan Seacrest syndicated show for ZE one hundred. He's manning the controls. Really, so maybe we should call him up real quick. Really. Yeah, I don't know what happened here. It must be a miscommunication. He understands that we have a show to do, right, I mean, he's a big part of the show here. The audience loves him.
I mean, don't tell Hubby that he's not here. I mean, you know, our off Airheadhubby, and she will go crazy without him exactly. She listens specifically for him, right, and and a lot of other people too, I mean, Hubby, where is the Hubby? It's like it's like we're actually like running without a like without a wheels, Like we're a try cickle but we've been given two wheels. We are three wheel motorcycle, and without that third wheel, the
motorcycle doesn't work. Hey, bald freaky? Is that you? Hey, it's Scary and Greg t the hell do you want? Guess what we're doing right now jerking each other off. You know it would be better if you said, what do you guys craigs following each other? You know that would be better. You know, the backwards Let's not be so forward, cannot be forward about it. Let's be backwards about it with each other at least, is Yeah. I think Scary just came up with a cool slogan, Let's
be backwards about it. I like that. I like that. Let's get right. Anytime you want someone to use a backwards term in place of a forwards term, just like, let's let's be let's be fackward, let's be backwards. I am writing it downward quote unquote, let's be backwar Seriously, I like, you know what that means? I dont that means? I came up with something you can't put it on the back of the T shirts that we haven't gotten made up yet. We have that they're in the works.
I'm not even kidding you. For episode one hundred, we're gonna have T shirts made. We're gonna go from worst to shirts. That's right, and after an episode one, there's so much happening. We are not only gonna have a T shirt, but we're actually changing the logo. We are right now in the mists. Were talking to a company about doing a new logos right here in the midst in the midst. So, dude, where the hell are you? Man? Why are you not here on the podcast? I'm I'm
on another planet. I'm exploring. I'm on Uranus's you're full of jokes today. Bro, You're quick, You're quick, You're quick. I'm out here, I'm out of space. I'm trying to see if we have um all fair heads outside of the the Earth's atmosphere. What are you there? Do you? You're hanging out with your mooney Suzuki. I'm sorry, the Earth you're hanging out with mooney Suzuki. It's a subject for me. Let's just drop the mooney Suzuki thing. Okay, we'll drop him, all right. Well, you know you could
do while you're there. Since you are, you do have a bank of phone lines in front of you. Where are you? What are you doing? I told you I'm on Uranus. He's all right, he's he's he's working the Ryan Seacrest show. Why are you doing that? Why? Why are you working right now? With why? He because obviously he gets paid to do that, That's what he gets paid to do, and he gets paid to do that. First were second banana, Why are you working there and not in here with us right now recording this podcast?
Just plainly told it, told you why I don't Why can't you go talk to the boss and let the Why can't you talk to the He gets paid off of that shift and he gets jack from this shift. About the Benjamin, I like, how you call your barking down orders to the phone? Well, you know you called me. I'm you know, I'm out here. Can't we at least run can we run a mic chord? Like do we have a we have that long blue mic chord in the storage closet? Can't we run a micchord all the
way in? And then how that would be so funny? And then can we run headphones too? How we can't do it today, but how in the future we can do this? How would he hear? How would he hear through the headphone? We would get also get an extra long headphone cable. They make those. In fact, David Brod he knows the company that makes them. They have ones that like thirty f long. So let's run his headphone's right at a microphone to that studio. I like that. Oh, Mike,
I love. That's great. We're gonna do Why do we not think about this? You're gonna run a cable all we're gonna listen. If you're gonna do this, if you're gonna force our hand, that's something's gonna be done your hand. No, we're gonna here's what we're gonna do, because he's chained to that audio console, which, by the way, just for our visual for the listeners. Let paint the picture. Let me paint. Let me be a Picasso for a second.
This is my Picasso. We are in a studio Greg T and I where the Morning show does its morning show, and then we do our podcast in that same studio. It's exclusively the Elvis Duran Morning Show studio, right, which is pretty cool, and and he gives it to us to do our podcast, after which I, in fact, I'm talking on Elvis's gold mic right now, Hold on a second, No, you're right, this is that's elvis is gold Mic. I'm
talking into it, so exactly scary. It's in position where Elvis always broadcast from every single day and go to Greggs across from me. If you go to Elvis Duran dot com and you've watched any of our interviews, anything, the video, anything visual, so you know what the studio looks like right now, then you have about maybe I would say about maybe twenty ft away in another room. Bald freak Rannie is sitting there in another studio and another on air studio that the rest of the staff
uses studio, and he's running the Ryan Seacrest show. So after eleven am Eastern time? Does that mean running the Ryan Seacrest means? How can you describe? If we're talking. We're talking like in radio language, but our affair heads do not really understand. This is like, you know what scared? This is right, because we've always complained to the affair heads like there's real work to be done behind the scenes. But in all honesty, So Ryan Seacrest broadcast live from
Los Angeles, yes, into New York. Yes, So then we need somebody to be in a studio that is making Ryan sound perfect, and that's what freak. So what Greg t is suggesting is we take the bald Freaks microphone from this studio here that he's normally on, and his headphones to listen from this headphones from the studio that we're in. And we buy these extension cables and we we run it out of this room right down the
hall way into the next room. Right, so Ronnie could be a part of the podcast and listen and interact with us. Right, And we do have that, right, you know what I'm talking about. We have a blue microphone cord. It's in the closet. It is it's got to be a hundred feet longest thing. Well, we can get that that that right, problem is listening back so you can listen to us back from your audio console. I think, Ronnie, I don't even think you need headphones. What about a
wireless set? Maybe we could do that? All right, We we we we've got some planning to do if we're gonna go forward, If we're gonna go forward, because that's where you need to be, right if we if you can't talk to the boss, and you know we still need you, then that's what we'll have to do. And I just thought of it this way. How about this, right we do you know, like how Howard Stern does does his show, and he has like Robin in like another studio. Right, Robin all these years has always been
in another studio looking through a glass wind. She still does that to this day because that's how they're comfortable. You could be our Robin. No, no, so ball. From now on, we could just call you hashtag Robin. Yeah, hashtag Robin, because you could be in the next year. You're in the studio. You're in the other studio. You're not in our mean student. Alright, so listen, Uh you want to hang with us on the phone here, what do you want to do? Okay? Alright? Then bye, that's
really nice. All right, I think that's what we gotta do. That we get the chord, we hook it up, get him a headphone set as well. Yes, by the way, um, you smell that scary. It's been driving me nuts. I don't understand which which radio station here on this floor because there's O there's several other radio stations that are here with us. Who's cooking barbecue at this hour? It smells so good in here right now, like someone is like tempting me that you know, I'm on my doctor
Fat Loss program right now. And I can't eat. It's almost like someone is testing me because the food that's coming through it smells like spare rid, right, it smells like just like good, like brisket. Man, it smells like something smoke out of a smokehouse, like a barbecue pit. You got any good barbecue music? He was a good barbecue What does barbecue music sound like? I don't know what get called ball for? You gotten ball for? You'll have an idea. I don't want to even bother with
him right now. He hung up on us. He's on my ship list today. A barbecue song? What's a good barbecue song? Would it be by a group that like Zach Brown? Do you think Zact Brown is barbecue? Oh? You do? Yeah, because they got the song chicken Fried, Chicken Fried? Okay, Like, yeah, here's a here's a barbecue song like this? So Sharing Cheryl's here, she just got here and she's on her way up to the studio. We're doing share notes today and it's by request from
one of ours Twitter people. Yeah the radio so great. Hey listen, Not only are we gonna talk to share today, but we really have to tackle a couple of issues. Okay, So the off airheads. You know, we cancide that we're gonna put together this cabinet. Yeah, so that's that's that's legitimately gonna happen. But we're going to make those final
announcements on episode one hundred. So if we continue on the path that we're on, episode one hundred will take place next Thursday, and we can go from a week from today. Well, we I think we have to do it the following Monday, because next Tuesday is gonna be another day where we can't we have a way with a giant cluster meeting for the entire station. Yeah, but then can't we do it after the big meeting and we'll run the court again. I heard that's a long meeting. Well, well,
we'll work on it. It's either gonna next Thursday or the following one day. Are you we can't do it on Monday's Mondays, there's no way we can do a n from Vanda Pup rules will be here, dude, exactly, so that we have to do it on Thursday. Okay, we'll figure it out. Wells, So we're gonna make the final announcements. We're working on T shirts and the new logo. It's all coming soon and scary telling the good news that we've been working with our friends CP getting the
show on iTunes. iTunes on coming soon to iTunes. That is this way the people in your life that are stubborn and don't have the I Heart Radio app, they'll have a chance to listen to us too, although you should be convincing them every day down at the iHeart Radio and it's an amazing app. It does so much, and of course it has our podcast on it. But pretty soon we're gonna be in wide release. I feel like we're a film on the brink. We really are,
which is like this is the Canned Film Festival. This is like the is ready to explode, and all their heads that have been along for the ride when when this thing goes huge, they're all gonna say, dude, I was there from day one. They were a part of this thing. Scary. I'm gonna call you on the hotline right now because I can't take anymore. I'm gonna I'm gonna go and investigate real quick before Shared gets here, and I'm gonna figure out where this smell is coming from.
I'm gonna get us some good barb. We I want something. I can't eat it? What do you mean you can't put it in front of me? Dude? Come on, that's like me being the pizza delivery boy. Don't you know what that is? Calling you on the hotline right now, the pizza delivery boy. You're allowed to sniff it, but you can't eat it. You're delivering pizza. Going on? Hey, by the way, Cheryl here, could you go downstairs and get Cheryl as well? Go down to the elevator bank
and get her live on the air. That's too far. There's web girl chaff Lee. Hey, web girl Kathleen, you're around? Why with you? All their show? Hill? It's going on? Hey, how's the quarter Chaste podcast going? Oh? You know it's really good? Yeah, we should get together sometime. Would you do a cross road between the choir chase? Yeah? We should beat that's fine as smell that war with you?
Where's that coming from? That's our time? There's clean there's George, George says all the maintenance around here, pauld on, George will know. Hold on, Hey George, Seorge you doing? You're on with the off air show? Hey doing? Hey, how are you doing? George? Where is this barbecue coming from? You? Don't know where the barbecue? He's that? Tell them you scare Okay, they're hiding it from us. Where the barbecue? They're hiding it from us? Serious? Wait? Where is where
is the smell the strongest? Where is it coming from? I'm I'm smelling a right here? Hold on? Remember you you made you made a lot of money back in your day of sniffing people's armpits and deid and finding out where and finding out what soap they used. Ruper he listen, you're run live right now at the off air show. Say everybody, Rupert, where is the barbecue coming from? I have no idea. You don't smell that. Just follow my nose. It always knows. Oh, he has a hold
on a second. Just you're like you like, You're like, you're like t can Sam hold on? Hold on, just fo your hold on. There's Anita, hold on Anio. Though Anita gets to the bottom of the barbecue, she knows where it is. There's barbecue being type through here. I need where's the barbecue? Yeah? Barbecue? But what's up? All the studios, by the way in the radio station are connect it so that all the vent ventilation system it's connect it's got to be somewhere on this floor from
you that you saw the barbercule somebody's barbecue. Where is this? Oh my god? Well were okay? Tee? By the way, can you grab Cheryl please out of the elevator bank, can you please stairs, go downstairs, go get her because she's she's waiting. I'll tell you what. We're gonna find where the barbecue is. In the meantime, you and I had like a mind melding moment because of all the million songs in the universe barbecue, we both picked this song by Phoenix as the song of the day. I
don't know how we came to the lousion. It's an old song. This is nineteen one. As Greg t snips out the barbecue and share is on our way up on the Share notes the air show, this place out of control, n away past them out watch you and then lift the cup. I think it's not what you saying. What you say his way to complicate it, coming thought, I can tell how to fall out the last long anything you ask, it's not as night you don't want on the affair show. You and I great Tea come
up with the same song of the day. Because bro, we used to be roommates together. We are a lot closer than people think. We actually think a lot of something's like, we're on the same menstrual cycle. I wouldn't go that far. That's the same thing. It's the same. I'm gonna call it the same mental cycle. Mental cycle. I like, by the way, during the song you were stiffing out the barbecue, did you find out where the barbecue went? And you know what where it's coming from?
I didn't find the barbecue, but I did find something else that's pretty hot. You found a hot sauce. I found share. Now, so you went looking from barbecue and you found me. Do you smell what the rock is cooking? You smell this? I do smell this. I didn't smell it downstairs. It smells like barbecue, smells like there's something like brewing, like the building Texas Barbecue Wings. So what I found out when I went to engineering, I was asking our truth engineer and I'm like, hey, where is
that coming from? None of the radio stations have any barbecue here. And then he said it's way up on the fifteenth floor and for some reason, it's coming through our events. Yeah, it really is from the How wait, hold on a second, that where on the third floor? How does stop? That sounds impossibly impossible, actually told me, because that's where it's coming from. I don't know why or how, but do they just walk it in the building or they're cooking it up? Then they walked in
the building. I have no idea what a barbecue if they walked it in the building. We're smelling it all this how many floors away are It's unbelievable. It's not so awesome, it really doesn't. I'm salivating, and you know, I'm on my IM saying earlier, I'm on my dr Fallis program. I'm trying. He's losing weight again. He's looking good already. Look at I'm in the lost mode, you know, the third time. He's doing it third time, you know, but it works. I'm gonna lose forty pounds and forty days.
So you know, is this like the beginning of the year thing for you? Always it's it's the new year, new you listen the same way some people go to the gym and other people like to get healthy and you know, put new diets out there. I'm doing the same thing. I am trying to lose some weight, and I will I will succeed. Share just tell him if he goes to the gym, if he runs a little bit, that's how he's gonna lose weight. Tell him that. Please, you don't work out at all during the never Wow
do you work out? I work out? Yeah? I love working out though it's like it's like my sanity. Like to me, it's like part of the every day like thing to do. What do you do? What do you? What do you? What does one do? They work out? Can we go to the gym? Scared? Let's go to the gym. To the gym. Take us to the gym. Let's go to the gym. Share will explain her workout routine at the gyml. Let's hear this real quick. Let's go and see if you can inspire me. I'm gonna
inspire you. Here you go, you're ready, We're gonna go to Shares gym. Oh my god, really, I totally want to pull up to leg warmers little albeit yeah, oh yeah, I guess. I don't know. This is like, this is a long time ago. Let's get physical by living. So you walk into the gym, I walk into the gym. Everybody you got you gotta click there, and you know they know me because I actually go. So I walk in and I'm like, hey, what's up everyone. It's a
nice social environment at and then it goes off. The social goes off because share goes to the gym to really sweat and work out. Okay, wait a second to you don't hang out while you're on the machines. You when you text people, you're not on social media. It's my first time and only time that I actually turn the phone off and I turn on anything that I want to listen to for music. That's when I listen to my music. I get in a zone. I'm like
totally on it. But there is a lot of visual at the gym which is inspiring and I like to look around. I set my tone as to what i want to do next. I think about what I'm gonna do for the rest of the day. It's like an inspirational time. Does your gym have like my gym has a bar, like like a juice bar. So a lot of these gyms have it now where they're making you like a protein shake or something like that. Make people at the gym though, are are actually like they get
their makeup. They do makeup first and then they come into the gym and then there there it's like a hook up scene for them. And it's a total hookup scene. I mean it's a total scene and they have the women are banging their trainers. These are a general statements that doesn't go to the gym. Half the female personal
trainers are bragging their their their mail clients. I think you would be shocked all the sweat and all these thermones and all this, Like can I just say, please, you know what I've noticed about the gym, and maybe you can vouch for the share is that you know when I go to the gym, now, the guys like give me some Jersey shore music. This is what's going on.
They got a bunch of they do. They got a bunch of youngs walking around right and everybody like they're wear like they're not even wearing sometimes like like Nike running shoes like some do. But like it's like a trendy things were like you like flats, like like people are wearing different sneakers now they're wearing different cuts like the shirts. Yeah, it's true, it's true. It is trendy. And actually the one thing I do like is that?
Like yeah, And for myself, the one thing I do do is I don't wear the makeup and do that, but I do wear like a nice gym outfit that the few, not a few, but you're one of the serious ones. But you got to admit there is a there are a section of people, a segment of society that use it as a pickup joint big time, Like oh my god. And you know what happens though, is that for us? Like because he and I are there
and we're like trying to work out. For me, I have gotten hit on NonStop at the gym, and there's been times where I'm like, you know what, I almost want to entertain this and I'm like, no, this is my time, like time to try and kick it to you. Some of these dudes they grunty, They lived weights that are heavier than them just to get a woman. But
it's not you. It's not And that is such a stereotype that there's a lot of Look, there is some grunting, but it's not as much as like you know, like like skits are on second lives, like made out to be. It's not like that anymore. It's really much more of a trendy place where people are like trying to hook up and meet people or whatever and they're working out. It's so so actually so it's it's not the iron really. I mean, maybe you go to some of the gym's.
Maybe he went to like Gold's gym that's like in Venice Beach. Yeah, I think that could happen. A lot of the grunting has stopped. A lot of men have changed. Men. Aren't these like big fat grunters anymore? So I like that, okay, but they're still sly about it and they have they have alternated agenda, so why they're going to the gym. I don't call yourself that people hang out these pro Hey baby wants my protein shake. Protein bars are cool though.
I like sitting there at the bar, like getting myself a shake or or hanging out and like I'll talk about how music, like what do you listening to? It is? It's like a nightclub in the day where people are hanging out and maybe some exercises going the thing. I think that and share can maybe vouch again, you know, I think that if you go to the gym today, it's like a you go to social club. State of mind. I guess social club. You go to the to relax a little bit and work out and socialize. It's all
happened at once. So some people they got the earbuds in and they're just concentrating on their work. It's like a pre nightclub. Okay, before you go to the you know the guys are looking. It's pre gaming. The pre gaming is actually working out. And then maybe when I'm done, what do you what do you see? Big cardio girl, Big Cardio girl, like the first hour, try on treadmills or pre corps big time. I think it works great, but great for everything. Get your heart rate up. I
love that. That's like my favorite part. And that's actually lists on the treadmill. I know exactly who share is at the gym. I know exactly who You're not a rower person, you're not one of the rowing machine because that thing I wanted to like take a sledgehammer and smash it when I was on that once, and I'm like, this thing is so hard. But you can write the machine where you row and you have to like you're
like it's through the water. You don't have to rower the one where you like you're there's so many machines you can use. There's a variety. I don't think I've ever even gotten on the rowing machine. Rowing machines, not necessarily. I mean, the bike is kind of one of those things that you could go on if you want to. You know, it's not my typical go to all right, you could do the bike for a little while and
all these things. Actually, the best part is is if you're not a gym person, I feel like you could really get into the gym more if you do go to cardio first, because you're able, and I've actually helped people and actually treat them a little bit where I've said to them, listen, go to the gym and start getting familiar get comfortable with it, because a lot of people are uncomfortable going to the gym and they don't
know how to use the machines. But if you go to the gym and you sit on cardio for a little while and look, most of the cardio machines up on top or they're in the back where you can actually watch what people are doing, you can almost familiarize yourself with a gym and start to say I want to do this, I want to do that machine can watch you can break around. Yeah, and it actually is
a great way to get people into the gym. The more that you go to the gym is the more you're gonna familiarize yourself with the machines, and then you're not gonna be as nervous. I just told you that I'm trying. I like to walk around the gym. I take a stroll around, I find a machine I like, and then I gotta tell you, I'm not nervous to read about it, like look at the example on how to use this machine. But that's great that you do that. I'll say it again. It's eighty percent of what you
put in your body as far as food fitness. So go ahead, and you know what, I do think that you need to eat right, but you need to, like if your body have to get your heart dy eating portion, eating ripe portion. Why don't come to the gym with us right about now? I wish we were alive, right right, I always we were alive, And I wish we could pick up some phone calls and answering. I told you a bunch of people they'd be calling about their dream experiences.
I would love to hear that. Actually, that would be so great, right. The only thing we could do is just tell people listen, you know some of the off fair heads right now. If you relate with anything we're talking about, please drop us a line at the off Show dot com, or drop us a tweet at the Affair Show comment about it. He is ready to go live. He's ready. He's like he's chopping at the bit right there. The calls right there love to be live you much.
I think they'd be writing in and calling in and saying everything that they want to say. It is so hard to just be recording this and know that there's affair heads listening. They're like, I want to call them right now, and like, you know, talk, it's so frustrating. Well, so, Cheryl, you you actually are responding. Well, here's here's the feedback
loop completed. You're answering the tweet. It's almost like it's almost like it was a phone call, except it was written and it was a characters But the whole reason why you're here today for share Nose in segment it's always use hashtag share nose with your questions and maybe we'll feature this on an upcoming episode of Hashtag Share nos. Hashtag share let us know what. Somebody tweeted you and then Greg T and Cheryl, why don't you explain why
what you're doing today? So basically we love to get these questions in on Twitter. And one of our off airheads decided to write and I think it was Anthony actually, and thanks Anthony for the question. And he was asking me, Hey was asking me what is it that I would love, not like, but love to do on dates? So to me, I think that's I think that he's asking me specifically, but I think I also want to give some information everybody about what good first dates and dates would beef
with people. You know what, I just want to say and share this is great. You know, the the the man. If you if you envision a human being a body, the man, the person. The man has changed through the years. The man is no longer right. We're not like Neanderthals anymore. We're not our fathers, you know, we're these fat beer bellies sitting at a bar going, what's my bitch making me for dinner tonight? We're not We're not like that.
We're not preach on great and men today are different exactly the clothes that men were at the places men go to hang out, the music that men wear, the cars that men drive, just everything about the man has changed. And I think you're right about that because I think that men have really stepped up their games and really trying to do a lot of different things to please a woman. Also, you know, it's not about just being the guy and being this like you know, heterosexual creature.
So it's more about being creative. And I think that where Share is gonna come to coming come in handy today is I think Share, could you know, spread some spotlight on you know, good ideas to take your girlfriend out on a date or your wife or whoever did this is not who men are anymore. Share, I want you to shed some light on this. Give us some
good ideas. Instead of just taking a girlfriend to the movies or just go to dinner, which we could do anytime, what are some really cool date ideas that some new age guys can do with their girlfriends. So here's the idea, and I'll address the first question is something that's more personal to me. I think that when people go on dates, they need to think of the person that they're actually going to be taking out and what it is about them that they do. So you can think about different things.
You can think about what they do for a career, you can think about what they said they liked in the past. You know. And when you're talking to somebody, this is another thing. Since we are in this new age, let's make a conversation before you actually go out with the person instead of just the text. I think everybody's got to realize that the text thing thing. I know that everybody's just doing that. You can't go from bumble right from a message, Hey, I'm meeting you and what's
going on? No, I really think that everybody needs to pick up a phone once. I think a lot has to do with the way somebody sounds on the phone. Also, it's a big key to me. I need a voice to attach me SI texture. But then once you get face to face with somebody exactly what the problem is, a lot of people are hiding behind the social media, which I think could be a whole another topic that we could talk about later on. I'll drive down. I think you should, because I'm telling social media has really
made things very difficult for people. They've broken people up, They've made relationships really damaged because nobody knows who the person is. Hiding behind the texting or the Facebook or the Instagram. So social media dating next time, I think we should definitely. And then so now for me, right, so we'll use me as an example for the first one. So I do modeling my acting, right. So the first thing I would say is, if somebody knows that they're taking me out, you know that I'm a social person
out very you're taking me out, all right? The picture, the hair? What do you want? You do you want? Do you want to meet him somewhere? Definitely want to meet? Definitely want to me because to me, I don't want to make it two personal at first. This is a first date. It's a first meeting. I've only spoken to you, we've only talked a little bit. Want to meet a Mathay, so he's meeting me out? Okay, totally independent. I'm that type of girl. I want to meet you now we're out.
If he sees that there's some and I want him to be creative about this. I want to hear that he actually put a little time and effort into something that I said I like. So if he knows I like fashion, maybe there's a fashion event going on. Maybe you could try to look up if there's a fashion event going on theater. I'm an actress. I love watching
other actors perform. I'm very into the arts because something it would be wonderful to do a Broadway show, especially something that's like the new hit, or take me to something that's hidden and and something that's not so known yet. So we're saying, listen, listen to what she's saying, and listen to what she's putting out, and then this way you can get in there and go go and take her to something that adheres to that, and she'll love
you that much more. Well, at least I feel like you're at least putting some effort into what we're doing. The other thing is is if you're going to do food, trying to make it something with an atmosphere you don't want bland. Bland is not going to work for any other dates. So for me, if you were to take me out, I love sushi. So if I went for sushi, though,
let's not just go to a sushi place. Let's trying to make it in an atmosphere in which there's something else we could do after, like maybe it's next to Central Park. If you're a New York I love Mexican. I ain't doing it from Mexican. I can't do it. Tacos are always breaking. And then here's like here's a great example or anything. Britos now now and and here's a great thing to me If if you're listening to what the person says, they may tell you that they
don't eat something specifically right. So for me, I'm not immediate. So if you take me to a steakhouse, yeah do I think that's sweet and everything, But I'm like, Okay, this person did not listen to me at all. Hurry. Never what about somebody's new places that are popping up? I think they're cold, and I don't know if I'm right. Farm to table so that would be better that has been around, like we're trending now farm to restaurant, right, yeah? Good? What it is? What it feel like a lot of
people that farm to table for most of America? Far right? Most of America? All right, we're a little bit more spoiled because we're in New York and we're in for me, l A and New York. So these are two big TuS do that. But it's stuff has grown locally, it's green, it's more like it's better for you because there's no preservatives and GMOs and because you don't eat meat, then that would be a great place farm the table for you. Be great, right, or just stick with sushi? Alright, alright,
don't you want you want to wait your sushi? Okay, you gotta take her for sushi? Can I ask you more? I'm sorry, let me ask you that disgusting. Let me ask you another question. Hold on a second. So wait, you know what if you've been in a relationship for a couple of years now, right, so it's not a first date. We now you want to take your girlfriend out on a special date instead, like you're getting used to her, you go to like the movies all the time.
You're always doing the same old, same old. What are cool ideas for somebody to shake things up a little bit? How about that? All right? I think that shake it up, shake it up. I think we need to shake it up, shake it up, to shake it up up, to share You and scary now been dating for a couple of years, but he kind of like take you for a little bit. Scare getting very upset with this. I feel like it's the same old thing right every day? So we're you gonna go ex into this. What do you want to
do on a satur atternoon? How about we go to get a nice hike somewhere amosphere. Surely not getting me on a hike. No, but you need to do that because you need to open up the things your partner wants to do. So if I'm a gym, shore up love, shrink it up, so we're gonna shake up our relationship. She's not going up Scary, you're not into the gym, but you know that I like to work out and you like my body and you want to keep me fit, so we can go on. That's never gonna work. You're scary,
never working. He's looking at you like you're a freaking I want to eat you about the great indoors? Yeah, right, say wait, do you want to eat you? MoMA? You want to go to a museum? Can you want to go to a museum? They are a special special time. We both disagree with you on this. This is what is Yeah, because it's a little more hip. I'm not telling you to take me to the natural museum a history, but how is that supposed to like? Do anything? Do
anything for a relationship. It's definitely not going to do a thing for the relationship. I think the relationship is over right. All right, it's cold outside. We're not going on a hike either, go on a hike. I kind of had outdoor things, guys. I kind of like the outdoor, Like what she can't listen if you want to hear something crazy. I don't know if that's a good idea. Why because if somebody does an ice skate, well, it
could be a very big life. Maybe that's kind of funny though, if your fowling down to each other, that's like a karaoke or a bowling date. Bowling you go bowling, you go bowling. I don't bowling. I don't know bow I would never do this kind of could be kind of fun. What if What if my girlfriend she's a big bowler, big bowler, and she you know, but that's different because now you're a peas into something that she likes.
You're hearing today, this is what this is about. You guys have to understand that at the end of the day, no matter what you do, by by the fifth year or something, that you're dating somebody, you're gonna know what they're likes and dislikes. Are, so you have to gear it towards what they like. These aren't things that I necessarily what about this? You go bowling, right, but then you tell your significant other, you make a pact. We are leaving here with the bowling shoes. We are not
going to return them. We're gonna walk out to keep the bowling shoes. The bowling shoes. You know what if you go there with you go with tissue shoes, right, So you go to ball, you go to the bowling alley with these tissue dies. Hey, great, take give me some bowling for soup. Howling for soup, and you make a pact that you're gonna leave with the bowling shoes on. That's kind of cute. It's kid just can't get into this because I'm not a bowler. Maybe I should just
like end the bowling. That's different. So you're saying make it difference. So that's the same type of thing, like put something into it, put some atmosphere into it, put some something into it. So you wouldn't go fully know that you're supposed to walk out with the bowling shoes on. So you're trying to be a rebel. I think they're saying it's a cool moment. Think about this. I like
to sell them, by the way, this bowling. All right, so share you're dating, right, We've been dating for three years, yeah, and I want to change it up. So I go, listen, let's go bowling. And you're looking and you go, why what do you say to me? I'm gonna say I I don't want to break a nail, but right, I
guess we can go so that. So then I go, I go, let's not let's not just go bowling, but let's go there wearing shitty shoes, and let's never return our shoes, and let's walk out with the bowling shoes on. We'll make it a fun date. I have a better idea. Why that's gonna happy hour before bowling. Let's get tipsy. Let's talk about going bowling, but instead we go back
and then exactly that. I like the idea. I like the idea we go in the afternoon knowing that we're gonna walk out with our bowling shoes on, and we're keeping those bowling shoes for the rest of the day. Okay, it's kind of cute. Actually it is cute the way you're saying it. I think you need to be more
spontaneous with that. So here's my idea. If you're going to get somebody to go to the bowling alley and then you do this date, I say while you're there, to switch it up and make it fine and exciting. You're like, hey, listen, let's not take the bowling shoes off right, leave with them on. That's what I'm saying. Let's go home bowing right, So you keep wearing bowling shoes, nothing but the bowl and shoes for heels. Listen, all fair heads, if you guys relate with what we're talking
about again, make sure you drop uses. Yeah, if you stole a pair of bowling shoes, take a picture and send it to us. We want to see you wearing your bowling shoes with the number nine on the back of the shoe. For the Seriously, I'm gonna try to steal a pair of bowlshoes. But what about dates that you shouldn't? I mean, what not to do on a date? Didn't you have a counter list? She did too. I have to tell you a couple of things here. This
is more of a bowlings on that list. And so I was playing billiards because I put that in the same category where you going. Where do you have going to the movies on your list? I don't. It's this is this is the worst part too. There are some sites out there online. Be very careful. I prefer you taking advice from us and these sites really because when you go on there are things that say things like cute, cute date ideas and things you could do to spice
it up. I mean there's things on there that are just ridiculous, like let's go bird watching. Let's know, I'm not even there is a list here. Yeah, its like fun date ideas you're supposed to do. Okay, go to the beach, but feed the ducks. I mean, I'm not really sure where they're getting this stuff from. Feeding the ducks on a date and feed ducks. I think feeding a duck you're very cute, you're very cute, could be kind of cute. It could be cute, but you better
be in that type of relationship. This is not a first date thing. These are not first dates. Don't go feed ducks on the first There's here's the thing. I like. So my wife when we were dating, I said to her, I go, look, we're gonna go on a crazy date. One afternoon, I went and got two disposable cameras and I gave her one and I got one and then I said, I want to see what your eye catches all day long. So she was able to be free
and take pictures, and I took pictures. Once upon a time, Greg was Roman and the day it was really one hour photo to go, and they developed it while we wouldn't got a bite to eat. When we were done eating, we went and picked up our pictures and we laughed at the photos we made. By the way, this is before the times of cell phones. That cute. But we're going from we're going from the first date mode to
like really like being engaged in somebody. That's an engaging not engaged dang, meaning you're not on the first date. You're on dates down the road. But you know what, that's not a bad idea. If you're gonna get engaged, if you get two cameras, take some pictures and at the end you go, hold on, I'm gonna take a picture of this, and you get on your knee and you open up the box to propose a second why I'm feeling a moment. That's the greatest idea are you
are you hanging by a moment? Which is hanging by a moment? Could you play hanging? Come on, that's a really good idea. So you take pictures all day long of different things on your on your camera at the version you only got one shot left, and you go, hold on, I got the perfect picture for this. The wait are you going to take the picture? And she's got one, she's got one. You got one? You say, saving, saving,
I got a good moment for and and write. Then her cell phone says camera phone, you can on your knee. You're like, oh my god. You open the box and you go take a picture of this, and then you go, will you marry me? Come? I'm having this moment? Are you melting right there? I'm having a moment. She's melting because she's the wicked witch. What girl is gonna say no to that? I may be some dumb, yung but I got a big heart from asking me about first dates to this. That's not fair because I have some
very romantic ideas. That is not fair. But now you love it. Now I want to talk for math. That's a great idea, you guys, He's coming to me. I feel like everybody comes to me for that first date idea, not the romantically there is a romantic yes, wait, I'm just in the moment. Wow, okay, okay. So now now that we've gone to the engagement really love right? Great? All right? So what listen? It doesn't That doesn't say the marriage is gonna be great. Now my ring falls off.
You know what, we go back to reality their heads. Here it goes. We're in the middle of the list of things not to do. Finished off, you're not going to go one. There's a lot more on it. The point is is that if you go to some of these sites, be very careful. Do me a favor right in, ask us before you do it, because I have a feeling it's not gonna be something you should follow through. What have I taken to go see La La Land movie?
The problems with the movies and a great movie I've scored again, let me stays, I gotta care of my chair over going to a film. Going to a movie is anti social. Don't get to know the first date on a movie, which the worst, which is what I was gonna say, was the one problem with some of these ideas. They talk about things like even karaoke could
be fun for people. These are these aren't necessarily the things I adore to do, but there are things on the list that, yes, for some people, maybe they find that to be their way to break out of their shell and get involved with somebody. But really the other thing is is that they talk about things like you know, double dating this, and that you have to be careful on that first stage you're really trying to interact with
the person. And I think that's what I try to express to everybody, even when we were talking about gift ideas, when we're talking about what women want to see men, and when we talk about all these things, it's about really engaging in that one person that you're trying to
get with and see what they're about. So you mean, it's not your friends and my friends and let's we'll hang out on one group date, because not people do these days, I know, And I really think it finds it to say I think you, I think you get mislet your friends and maybe we could be friends. What about taking her over to like six Flags and go to Great Adventure. No, it's not that it's a bad date. People do like to do that, tubing down down a mountain,
snowmobile lank right. You could do these things, but you're not engaging in the person. So if this is the first date, i'd make it after then a dinner, after something because it or before a lunch. Do a lunch and then go do that. You have to have a meeting and something. Hey, listen, that's another one you can what if you were tubing your whole each other going down the mountain? Do you remember the episode of apple picking? Oh, yeah, I can die. Don't die blueberry picking on the list? Yeah,
that's all that stupid list. How do I know? I can't give any credence to that credence? Yeah, rolling, rolling, rolling out a river? Yeah, I'm sorry. Okay, wait, we have to talk about one other thing. You don't like any of those ideas are going to do? I like the ideas. Yes, I'd love to go out and have fun. I definitely the chick that likes to go out and do things that I like. The spontaneity, because that's another thing, spontaneity.
Some of these ski mountains, now, these ski lodges, right, they've changed a lot, Like I know one that's been redone and you know they have there now they got fire pits everywhere, roasting marshmallows me who don't ski. That's right. They've got a lot going only they've got a DJ outside and he's got to hang out, right, he's got They've got lamps, heat lamps everywhere. I can do a ski weekend. I can get to do a weekend and get away with without. Yeah, I have really and I
like the idea of that. But you're not doing that on a first day. Okay, all right, that's not a first day. Two being is not a bad idea of holding each other sing. You're not holding each other on the two You're yelling as you go right down there. Actually you're actually going far away from each other and going down white water rafting. Off the list for first days on your first day swim, he's not gone never. I actually did go whitewater rafting on the Rio g
it was it was. That wasn't a date. It was with the boy. That was with the boys exactly. That's fun, alright. I'm just saying the idea of the idea of engaging, the idea of seeing what the person is about is the most important thing. The other thing is is then hit it up with some spontaneity, think something. So if you're going to take somebody to a restaurant, don't be normal about it. Take it to somewhere where there's like some nice outdoor seating and there's some I don't know atmosphere.
You're gonna sit by the sunset off paper plates and paper and plastic forks and having a picnic on the me You can go over to Deno's. That's how they start their pizza. They start their pizza like that pizza that's right, the best pizza. Don't judge. Where do you go after Denio's? Where these painting places that are showing up right now? You can go paintine with the painting. Yeah, I'm painting really for first dates. They got a couple
of those places. Listen the ideas pot winery is a cute idea and having some activity paint could it could be cute. But you better make sure the person that you're taking out is a drinker. That's another thing you gotta think about. What if they're recovering alcoholic that will be it's not gonna happen. And listen, that's that's pretty popular nowadays. You have to really engage with the person and see what they're about. So you're not gonna go
and laugh at the painting. You just draw this canvas. You're not doing painting, probably not doing the that's like going skull big clash. You see the movie ghost Remember the ceramics they like that dude. They cuffed like crazy on that movie. They were cuffing like nuts a second. It was on the list and it had in parentheses. Remember Ghosts Coming. So you don't think that's a good
idea for a first date. I think that if you throw that in with things going on in might be okay, But you have to make that more of a spontaneous situation. I would say, if you really want to have a perfect first date, and I don't even know the first right there, do spontaneous after after spending a little time with the person, see if you even like them. Okay, and this is coming from a guy. I'm saying to you, this is coming from a guy's perspective. Go on the date.
See if the girl is somebody that's engaging in what your conversation is, she's showing you that she wants to like keep the thing going. Then have something in the back of your head as the next step. What if you go take them shopping right for me? For we listen to hear this out. You take you take him shopping to a lingerie place where you both can get lingerie and then you both can put it on. I think,
get back to the shopping and guy's gonna put on lingerie. Yeah, there's so many nice thing under a thong for a man, like a lacey thong for a guy, or like satin. I got to hear from the off air heads about this inger. Guy. Listen, you never like put on some like some like black satin, like you know, box or underwear scare and like got ready to get it down with thongs? What do you mean you put a thong on? Great,
there's nothing more unattractive than a guy in a banana. Han, I tell you I should share me and you were dating right right, and I take you, I go look at a great idea and we go to a lingerie store and you're gonna I'm gonna pick something up for you to go get. You're gonna pick something up for me to wear, and then we're gonna go We're to race back to either oh not our oh hold this thing right, we race back to our to our hotel, to where we're going to change into what we just
purchase because we know what's going on after that. Check it out. Yeah, I think it's a great days. If you saw this bas you cat that have dressed last week? Are you teading? I know, listen, that's a great season house on a great date. You both shop each in a second. You think on a first date, it's gonna last fast that if we get the girl that Tyson's what you said. It depends what you guys talking about on social media. Maybe you guys texting each other, risky,
that's another leaning thing. Start on the food. Yeah wow, I love that idea. All right, we've had enough fun. I think it's time to drop a hold. Hang on, one more thing to drop. I got one more thing. You're ready because this one all over the plane A shooting pool guns, I said, billiards, no good, that's great, gun good, shooting a gun ring show, that's awful. How great is that? I love the idea. I've only do
a gun ringe twice. An adrenaline thing. You would actually put a pistol in your hand and yeah, yeah, yes, I love the should bellow. I love that. I love you. I love that. Have you ever shot a gun to take the load to a gun range? Right, and you shoot some bottles and stuff? I love that? So that's great. Well, it's it's kind of an adrenaline high. It's also something if you know the other person. Again, this might not be for first date, but these are ideas off airheads
that you could use. You can maybe go forward with the person because now after your first date and speaking, you learn what they like like do you become creative females? And you could say to your guy, Hey, I have an idea for Saturday, meet me. I'm taking you somewhere. I think it's great. Likes to shoot guns and I shoot guns because that's such a memorable first date. Memorable, yes, but it's frightening. That's dangerous, but I know I wouldn't know what to do with a pistol. Look listen. But
I think you're right. I'm not getting share. I think that if you make a memorable first date, I think that you have promised for a second or third date, right, you know what. I think that the idea of engaging and finding out what the person likes is the most important stuff. And honestly, the conversations you have. Here's one thing you need to know about dating too. Do not make the mistake of sitting on your phone while you're
out with this person for the first time. Well, you cannot make the mistake of setting expectations that you really can't live up to. It is a huge no no on dates everybody, meaning like, if you try to talk about stuff that's really not you. Don't talk about wealth, don't talk about where you work and what you have. Don't talk about you know where you intend to be
going and what's coming up. If it's not there. It is the worst thing you can do because you're making the other person really like, look at you in a certain way, realistic expectations. It's gonna be a big letdown. It's gonna be a horrible letdown. Don't talk about this is what I want and this is where I'm going
with thinking. If that's nothing to that point. If I'm a guy, then and this is me and this is who I am, and you want to see the real me, and the real me is always texting and being on social media, then why can't I have my phone out on the first date, Because that's what you're going to get for the rest of yours. I think shares right though, You've got to be paying attention to the person that you're with on that date. Play's yeah, and don't set
awkwardness like that. The whole idea of awkwardness award. You're texting, what are you talking to? Awkward on the first dage? Here? What is the biggest mistake a guy can make out of nowhere? It looks down at his phone, turns it over, hates it over because you know, somebody texting out she just wanted to sit back up, keeps looking around, not paying attention, distracted the next thing, you know, it's like listen,
I have to go yeah awkard. I mean that's an I love the gun idea, the power that you have to create a monster, because I don't the last thing great team yes stable, Remember I own a p I company. That's the girl that owes a PI company about guns. I mean, I think it's pretty cool. You take this and she standing power in her hands. Right, it's bad my own video range. There is a video I have. I actually have to a video. The jolt back into the body like you're comping boom and I look, oh wait,
I thought of another idea, another another one. I'm on these. I'm on the power of the power date here thinking about the power date idea. What about taking your significant other to a cool, hot car place and you ranked the car for the day to test drive, like a Maserati, a fancy Mercedes. This guy, this guy's my you're on my track here, but you go, girl. Yeah, I love the racing cars. If you know the person likes that
on my back or something, right, you can test one. No, no, Mike, Yeah, you know for real, it takes something in the back of it. Have somebody else drive you. I love that. I love the test driver car. I actually was gonna say, if you really get to know the person and it was somebody like myself, I like to race cars. So if you want to take me to give me the part you've got girls, girls, girls, it goes on like that. That's right. That's hot. Oh my god, that's a great day.
Sound you seriously and give me the sound of that. The sound for a scary that's drives me nuts. There is h you got a gun in your hand loaded sank God. Yes, that's a hot day. I want to thank you so much. Staring idea to give Brectie's head to launderie, shopping cars, racing cars, going to the gun raids. I'm so turning. This is so hot, great, not your trouble so great? Sound what a turn one like sex? Then you do some gun trees, then you go rent a hot car. Over a second. I feel this was
supposed to be turned on. I don't because I'm boring. It's fun. This is the greatest date ever. Some top of that, I do I feel my trigger. I thought this was supposed to be about tips for guys to impress women. See how you By the end of this podcast, you've turned it around completely and now it's it's male fantasies for great tea. What do you talk? These are great ideas? So he could go home to correct. Oh my god, am I ever listen? You're feeling from bow
shoes and what happened here and we've morphed it. Share You're supposed to be giving tips to a great ideas. Women have a sudden This is this is tips for These are guys. These are not dates that my dad took my mother on. These are good dates tonight. These are types of atmospheric dates where people can get to know each other, but don't do a lot of these
ideas on the first dage person love, Cheryl Cascenza. Next time we meet, I think you're gonna talk a little bit about the film you have coming out with John Malkovitch. I'd love too. That would be awesome. Lane close, John Malcovitch, hash Jack share Nose, and everybody's saying Jack Lobe, Jacklobe. Just watch me now, I guess, I guess, Yeah, it's just wat
