The Off Air Show - 'Celebrity Dead Pool Picks' - Ep.103

cake with one piece missing. One of our producers, Dave Brody, has a birthday and uh, we weren't here to get him anything. So I went and ranted out and got him a cake. Okay, it's not bal Fred Jif good weekend. I think he's an executive producer. I don't even know. I don't care. I'm doing you on fair show. I have no idea what the Greg's got these knobs in his head. I don't know what you're talking about here, Greg T. It has the ability to turn stuff off and on. All right, So so right now the off

air switch is on. It's like high voltage too. It's zipped on. Yeah, likes in neon LFE. Did you ever get electrocuted? By the way, have you ever did? My life? Not that I remember? What about you? Have you been electrocuted several times? You can get gored by a bull. No, I'm talking about execution. That's a little bit more common than getting gordon people. How many people do you know in your life have been electrocuted? Um? I don't know anybody.

Can you just said you have been electrocuted? Or out of vote? Have you been several times hanging up Christmas lights? What you mean you've been electricuted? Get a shock? Does that count? That's a form of electrocution. I like, take a nine volt battery and I put it on my tongue. That counts as being Electricut, that's not electrocution, But that's electricity. It's not something we should be bragging about. You don't

want anybody going and trying that stuff. We don't What should we I don't think we should be bragging about anything. What should we be breaking about? We got how great your weekend was? How great was your weekend? How good? By the way, I had a good weekend? You could always get in touch with us at the off Fair Show on Twitter and Instagram, comment on all of our picture pictures that we put up in and on the Facebook. Post to email us too at the off Fair Show

at gmail dot com. I spill to a lot of off air hands over the weekend, a lot, you know our Twitter um at the affair show. It really is and it's becoming a social media site. I mean, I was having conversations. We're taking that far and maybe like fifteen to twenty different off air heads all at once, late night Friday night, Late night Friday night. I'm sitting outside, I'm having a cigar. It wasn't that cold out. I'm

sitting there having a nice class whiskey. And all of a sudden, I said, you know what, let me just turn on the Twitter, and there they all and I feel like I had a party to the next Yeah, I was at a party. It wasn't quite like that, like I had some cool music. It wasn't like because she's about to say, is this what a party sounds like? It's like some music. I was taking some of some date out. Dude, you should have been taking somebody. Why did you take your wife out? You gotta sit at

home and drink whiskey. Is that box concerto you're playing over there? What are you doing? What Shoober gets out of something? Saturday night was date night. Saturday it was date night. It was freaking awesome. We went out, Me and Trish, a couple other people. Then we got home Boom Bana bang seal the deal. It was phenomenal. How was the head of it go deal? It wasn't. It was both my daughters had a sleepover and it was it was just I mean, the house was freaking rocking.

We're gonna be choosing our celebrity deadpool. We'll also give you an update on our super Bowl boxes, which I see a lot of flurry of activity on Twitter. I did a lot of work over the weekend on the Super Bowl boxes. I can't give you an update young friendship Rachel. I think we're finally even officially called our friendship Rachel. She'll be stopping by again with another uh surprise and delight moment, and we're gonna talk about the

royal rumber. Who saw that last night? I saw that as well, and we might or might not have time. We might have aided me. I did everything this weekend. It was That's why it was a great week between the bottom boom and the battambang. That was on Saturday night. That was you could have called you to called the royal rumble in my house anyway as well? Oh is that good? You could have said that it was about that. What would she call it? I think I think you awake.

I think she gave me the belt and said I was the champion. He gave me the belt? What you mean? She? Actually you're you're you're the champion, You're the one one. You're the two pump chump. That's right, two pump chump. Did you let your wife whip? You know? But I would I wouldn't mind if you want to, gentleman, come on now, let's go off, fairheads. I like it. Did we change the transmission oil? And over the weekend we did? Ronny? Did you change some oil? I think you did? You did?

Did you rotate all tires? Yeah? About being about a boom? But had a vity, Bobby boom? Yeah? How about you scary? You gonna? You know you did? I did? Holy Trinity? We had. We all had sex this weekend. I think we did nice each other. I'm gonna call it aivity, Bobby boobty in the booty well free, take it away? What'd you doing the weekend? On Sunday morning, I met one of my childhood idols, Donald Arthur mattically nice former first Basement for the New York Gang. There he is,

he yea, so um? Where'd you meet Matting? Our friend Garrett? You know what Garrett does on their morning show? Are you still in the off air show? Is on air? Switches the switches? Where did you meet? Maddie? Barrett invited me up to uh, your buddy, your buddy, buddy Garrett.

You may have heard of him. Celebrities signing up in Fort Lee, New Jersey by the George Washington Bridge was called the Bronx Baseball Bonanza through a bunch of x Yankees there, David Cone, Reggie Jackson, Greg Nettle's really Randolph.

I met a former Mets manager, Willie Randolph, s Cury Jones, failed former failed Mets manager Willie Randolph, and Donald Maddinglely Ronald met Donald and I told him, you know, I was like, I was like when Ralphie goes to get you know, to the Santa Claus and he asked him what he wants for Christmas? And he's like. That was

me with on Manningly. I was like football, like, I didn't even know what to say, like you were excited, But I did say that he's on my Mount Rushmore of celebrities like people that I would want to meet my idols. So, who's on your Mount Rushmore? Dude? Great question? You know the topic right? You know what heads brought that to the other. Why are your tweetus at the offair show? Tell us who is your Mount Rushmore? Now? Great? You know how many people are on Mount Rushmore? Uh? Five? No,

it's four? Damn it. I would say that you know who's on Mount Rushmore? I have no clu one of my guys he knows who's on the real rat Mountain Ushmore. George Washington, Lincoln Reagan, No, stay stay, Early Nixon from Russia on there. Yes, it's Getty Lee and mcgilla Gorilla the Truman No, No, I have no. The other two are I believe are Thomas Jefferson and Theodore Roosevelt. Really is that right? I don't know about Theodore Roosevelt. I know maybe lt so, But who's on your Amount Rushmore? Go?

Both fretty quick? Don Manningly, I checked off the list, and then I probably say Trent Resident from nine inch Nails like that one, Mike Patton of Faith No War Is I'm a big fan of. And I don't know about the fourth one because it's so like it's hard to get just four people. Because I love sports, I love music, I love movies like Bill Paxton. Scary Jones knows me as a like a big I just love

Bill Paxton. And by the way he was, he was like a secondary in like like hundred fifth different films exactly. He's he's a cult character. He's you've seen a vampire movie near Dark, but he's that face I've seen Twister, Twister, Yeahwister, he's that guy. Like you're like, I love that guy. He's in a billion one movies, but nobody knows his name. You would never guess that that that guy might be on my Mount Rushmore. But I think Bill Paxton, Like if I met Bill Paxton, that would just be like

a cool who. I also met Ralph Mashio, by the way, at this thing the Karate karate Ki Ki come from Home, and I brought my cobra Kai hoodie and I asked him, I asked him to pose like pointing at the cobra Kai HOODI he needed. It was a good sport. You know. Ralph Macho is like sixty something years old. No, you're kidding me. He actually he's fifty five. What was that song from a cry Kid? Yea, No, that's a hunting Japanese by the Baker. This is way get kid. That's

that's the original montage. That's it. That's the Joe Esposito. I don't think our com we wouldn't. We don't have that in the system. We don't. So sorry, he looks for it, I tell you so. My Mount Rushmore, I think, would be like, come on, you gotta try to find that. No, it's not. It's either here or it's not. And guess what it's can't manufacture? You know what I would say from the Yankees Paul O'Neal of the New York Yankees Rushmore. Four people, only four people in your life that you

can eat. Maybe not that the rock Bruce Egstein. There you go, that's a good night. I would put Crisper. You know, let me give us something. Greg t it's good to meet you man. We're doing to show tomorrow balls. Yes we are, okay, So you know what, tild you on my Mount Rushmore, on your Mount rush Bruce, you guys your trouble out there. I got engaged. I got engaged to a Bruce song. It's right, he's coming right out there. And it was, and it was give what

do you got? Weird? You want Bruce? You gotta give me a little Bruce. Come on, hold on, give me definitely, Heaven you freeze out, Yeah, Heaven you freeze out? Here is confused? He does. He's not into the boss. I'm not a big guy. I'm not a big boss. Cut you know who else might be on my ball to rung? Maybe I'll kick him Bill Paxton off and I'll throw him Adam Harrowitz from the Pecos, Right, what do you think about that? Hold on? Now you're carving into my mountain?

All right? Who would be the same Mount Rushmore guys? Who's years? It would be all three Beast boys, But of course, well you can't can m c A is no longer So it would be Adam yalc from the Beasts. You can't meet him, I mean Adam Harvet's that's the king ed Rock and Mike Mike d Michael Diamonds two Bono and Paul McCartney. You, Bano, what could you say to Bono? What do you want to meet Bono for? I wanted to in my whole life and did more YouTube.

I didn't to more YouTube concert than any other concert. Can you Edge play the Blue curiously? You gotta give him Bonno Bono. I'm just curious because Bons kind of like a polarizing figure like Bono's kind of love him or hate him? I mean, I love him. I think I'd rather meet the Edge before you too, really before Bono? Okay? And Larry Mullo, Jini, Larry mullan, Jinnie is pretty hot. What's on your mind there? Greg t what happened this weekend? I want to know who's on your Mount? Rushmore said,

can I bring it back tomorrow? Is something you should say. You should be able to know how already. Yeah, But I respect your your your your topic, and I think it's a great So let me give it you tomorrow. Let me give you some Let's tomorrow. Respect Tomorrow. We're gonna to Cliffhanger's An Affair show. Cliffhanger, right, my Mount Rushmore, Bruce Springsteen and three question marks. All right, we put that on the Facebook page. Let's do that. Now, that's

getting to put on the Facebook page. But we're hosting a show right now. I can't do it right now. I'm saying you're in charge. Listen, I have my list here. Remember I started making the list and that's right there at number one Facebook, right, So you know what we we should do. And I think we should get one of our interns and they should be an affair show intern. No, you should do it because I got nothing else to do with my day. What are you gonna like? How

long is it gonna take? Post on Facebook? Late? Just right? Who is your off fair show? Wants to know who is on your Mount Rushmore Facebook topic? Okay, done? Five seconds. You can even take a picture from Google image of Mount Rushmore and put it up there. But but why don't you put our superimpose our heads over it and then put a question? That's pretty creative, right, but will expect it tomorrow morning. Last night nothing good. I wasn't about to watch the a f C NFC Pro Bowl.

I couldn't thank you. No one watches All Star games anymore. No one watched the the NHL All Star Game. Nobody watched the Pro Bowl nobody watches, especially the NFL game is like after the season is right, like who cares? And n NHL they're not gonna get hurt. Nobody's checking a second the middle of the season. Right. But but what they did was they used to have the Pro Bowl a week after the super Bowl, so the super

Bowl champions can actually participated watched. But here's the thing. Now, they thought they were going to be smart by saying the super Bowl hasn't happened yet, so let's let's back it up one week, that week in between the regular season and still the void and people will still be interested in football exactly because it's still it's still the run up to the super Bowl. And what do they say they sacrifice the Super Bowl teams being in it? Absolutely well, I guess why. And that has not helped

one I owned. I agree with scary, it really has it. None of the old Star games honestly are good. It's like the Let's they're not really playing, they're just kind of like it's like a schoolyard game, you know, they're like playing a little bit of two hand touch with each other. Because nobody wants a break in execution and your career you're exactly correct. We can't even bother. I don't know, You're really right. It's just a show. It's like the Harlem ball Trotter's doing all these big fancy

you're scary. You're right. If they came up with one another way, there's got to be another way to I don't know, get back to the fan has to be it has to be more at steak. No one cares. There has to be more at steak. You could try it. What are you playing? Their ball? Freaking are you? Guys are getting riled up? So I was trying to, like, you know, add to the mood. You should be giving me the gavel, not your piano. I like what you're talking about. The gabbles from when I I dispute you. Well,

maybe you're gonna like about this. Last night I said, you know what, I'm ordering it. So I turned it on and I ordered the Royal Rumble last Who Want food? It was aj Styles taking on John Cena. Scary, Can I get my music? Isn't the Royal Rumble of So the Royal Rumble is not just the Royal Rumble. It's a bunch of additional man every time is now to Cocoa b werewind stop me, that's taking my way back, dude, what about Brawler. Let me tell you something please, Last

night the championship was on the line. So you got AJ Styles. He's gonna be a young guy, right. He is an absolute phenomenon. First, John Cena the franchise right now. Listen, it was there was a lot going on because leading up to it, they really had like a change words. I mean he really got head leading up to it, and a J Styles trying to throw his weight around and John Cena steps up. It was absolutely epic. He comes out, We're suspect all around. He looks in the

camera and he goes, let's go to work. And John Cena jumps into the ring. He take some down melt course in wrestling fashion. AJ Styles He's got, He's got, He's got John Cena on the ropes. He's good. You know you're thinking maybe AJ Styles winsday but out of nowhere, but Freschi steps think takes out a Style du champion for the sixteenth time. John sixteen. Yeah said dude, He's tied of records for the six John Cena is now the champion of the w w E the time is now.

I thought I was gonna say that cowboy Bob Morton came and like hit him over the head with the chill with the folding chairs. I can't. You don't respect. Don't do that anymore. No, listen, I get you don't respect wrestling. I get it. What are you talking about? It was a big wrestling. Then why did you watch last night? Because I don't mean, I don't care. Come on, you don't care. It was so care about the currents off fairheads. If you guys saw the Royal Rumba last night,

make sure you tweet us. Am I right? Am? I run had to pay for it, right, you got to? Well you can go watch it for free today. By the way, see um this video going around Facebook and YouTube. It's hilarious. It's a dude at a Vegas pool party with his buddies and all of a sudden he gets facetimes by his girlfriend or his wife or whatever, and he goes, oh my god, FaceTime, FaceTime. So all of

a sudden, his two buddies get behind him. One guy puts a bed sheet behind him, one guy grabs a pillow, puts the pillow behind him, and then a third hand comes around and puts what looks like covers over him. So he's standing up straight outside in the sun, and they put like this whole scenery behind him, and he answers the call and it looks like all of a sudden, it goes rule up and he goes into the square and it's and it looks like he's in bed sick. Hey, yeah,

I couldn't party with my friends. What are you doing? She goes, what are you up to? Yeah, I'm just taking it easy here. Yeah, sorry, I'm I'm sick, all right, okay, right, all right, Well feel better okay by hunt and call and they rip everything all away from him and it's just hilarious and they go back to partying. And it sounds like it's a great commercial for Vegas, because they always say, what happens in Vegas, in Vegas, it's a

great commercial. Great commercial. You never heard that? Alright, happen to you over the weekend. Well, I ran into one of our fans of the show. I keep running into listeners at the Afair show. This girl, Melissa Gary Jones running into listeners. Actually she's on with us once before, and um, she was you know, she's like, dude, she was I was the one who told you the story about the guy with the dog licking his face. She was on with that. I think I remember that. It

was a while back. Yeah. Then she had a problem with the guy at dinner who she figured, I'm going to stick him with the bill. Would go to the bathroom and then tell the waiter to bring the bill while she was in the bathroom, and then the waiter rats her out he was running the bus, said, dude, she just went to the bathroom and she's paying. She wants you to me to drop the bill now while she's in the bathroom. So yeah, so that girl right there,

she's got more dating problem. Nice, And we're trying to schedule time when she should come in. She's actually in the office right now. She told me that she might or might not be able to do this, so we'll get her. But can you write in a song when the dog licked my face right now? Yeah, come on go. Well, I'm just I'm feeling it when the dog licked my face.

You've got something. When the dog licked my face. Yeah, it was such a disgrace, but I let him lick my face anyway, because he's a good little dog and his name is Greg T. Let's do this, brutus. We're talking about the super Bowl boxes. Greg T promised he would be the man and he would get behind the

super Bowl box delivery. He will tell all of our off air heads, he will take all the orders and tabulations, and he will give as many off airheads as possible a box in the upcoming Alright, so giveing them out. We were we were talking about a lot of the usual suspects, of course, the off air head counsel, they're all they're all gonna come there, the cabinet, they're all gonna be getting them getting a box. I got every single one of them. We're up to eighty nine boxes filled.

Did you did you preserve a couple for hundred buckses me. You each get one share and I get one. We have so many people, I'm not kidding you that you're only gonna get one box. That's it. So we have eighty nine counting us. We demand more boxes. You can take more, but you can't. Listen, what does that mean? You cannot You can take more, but you can't. You can't. There's a hundred boxes up for grabs. I've got eighty nine boxes counting scaring myself and yourself and and shares.

Get one, Danielle, All right, yelling, Danielle, they're all in there. Everybody gets a bott What about Stacy and Sammy sweetheart? Are you close enough to give them a gift card if they win? Yeah? I mean he's gotta be able to go give it to need a gift card, Dudell. Listen, everybody we know is in there. But we have eighty

nine boxes filmed, so we have eleven eleven boxes. What are we gonna do if you if I did not send you a tweet back saying that you're in, you need to send me a tweet that you want to that you want to box, and then I gotta fulfill those eleven boxes. And let's it. So let's say by Thursday, I'll have the entire thing filled. I'll take a picture of it, send it out. You'll know your numbers, and then you'll be able to get in. Scary, you gotta get gift cards. Yes, I'm gonna go to sales right

after this one d two hundred? Whoa, how much that's the first quarter? How much is that total? Three hundred? And keep the change, you filthy animal for really first quarter fifty dollars, second quarter a hundred bucks, third quarter to woundry bucks fourth quarter. All right, I like that. Brilliant, brilliant, very brilliant. Here's to the box. Let's put it on Facebook, right right here, let's put it on put that on the on the list of things to do after the

Mount rushmore thing? Perfect? All right, Greg, team will take the picture. Oh listen to that. Wow, this is just heavy. That's what she said. You know. Uh, this was this one of the songs banned right for a little while after after the terrible events here in New York City. I remember, but for some reason we're back. It's wow, it's been fifteen years. I mean, I think the ship is sailed. What do you think? I'm ready? But now

we're we're talking about death again, Yes we are. It is a morose podcast, the all fairhead Death Please talking ball Freak. You're running I don't know if I like this? How were doing at ball Freak? I don't know how we're running it because we haven't discussed it. I came in with my list, and now you're gonna tell me how were people would we each get? That's all we needed and I made a list of twenty people. It's a lot, but that's a ten. Keep your te Like

twenty people just died while I uttered this sentence. But here's what I'm saying. It's right, and John Hurt, keep your We're gonna go around the room right now. We need ten each to fulfill our fantasy teams on the auf Air Show. Death pits only gonna be ten. All right, you're in. I think that's too little. You're counting on these these thirty people to pass away. Otherwise this is just nothing. Nothing happens. We all know how it goes.

You get up points right dead in your life, Okay, ready, No, no, it's not. You don't get a point when somebody dies depending on their age. So somebody fourty year old, like a fourty year old person dies, you get sixty points, you subtracted from a hundred. If a ninety five year old person dies, you get five points because they're not because that's like the easy bet. Of course, somebody who's ninety five is more likely to die than somebody who's

forty seven. A tear system. Alright, ready, I'm ready my first pick. I'm going with Kirk Douglas. Why does he get first pick? I don't know because he's because he's because you know why, because I won the I won the football pool and nobody paid. You didn't win the football Yes, I did, wol we did. It's a seventeen week season. We didn't do five weeks of a seventeen that's almost a thirst stop the entire season. Why this is? This is why you didn't get the money? He incomplete,

incomplete complete? Could you continue? Stick up from incomplete? Incomplete? You have bitched the entire morning? What are you? Incomplete? God? Alright, So so you got Kirk bitch because you just decided that you were gonna go first. We're gonna go with the current president of the United States, Donald Trump. Oh my god, that's that's rough. Don't do that. I would not do that. What do you mean you would not do that? What does that mean? I don't know if

I like this game? All right? You ready? All right? Fine, here I go. I will take um. I gotta pick ten ouncestead of twenty. I gotta narrow my list, all right, I'm taking uh Dick van Dyke. Oh, poor Dick. I think he's healthy. I'm taking him, all right, I'm going back to me. All right, I'm gonna take I'm gonna take Hugh Hefner, Hugh Hefner, Yeah, playboy guy. Alright, God, I'm writing it down. We got go ball Freak. Former Mets pitcher Dwight Gooden. Come on, don't Oh my god,

how could you? That's sacrilege. Man. I'm just guessing that they may die this year. That doesn't mean I dislike them. It doesn't mean I wish death upon them. All right, I'm taking Bob Barker. Bob Barker, that was my picking, bastard. Can I pick Bob Barker now? No, no, cannot be on your team? All right, Okay. I got Billy Graham, yes, but he's gonna get no points of these people guys from a website. You you pick who you want to pay Ball freak. I'm gonna go with um actor Gene

Hackman Hack it's his birthday today, Happy birthday. I hope you you know, don't see another one Geene hacked All right, my pick. I got Adam Sandler. No, man, where did that come from? Career? Yeah? We doesn't have some new Netflix show coming up. Adam Sandler is not. He does have a new one. All right, I'm gonna pick. I'm gonna pick Bill Cosby. I think Bill Cosby is gonna kick it this year. Oh my god, you about the pills and the people make you a Bill Cosbert Politan.

I'm gonna how many do I have? This is gonna number four for you, American treasure Stevie Wonder Wow, No, come on, there's no way, you guys healthy. I feel bad for these people, alright, ready close And this one's close to Mary Tellamore, Valerie Harper Nor why just for the sake of it, because she's good friends with her? Yep, someone is one thing you have to do. Broken heart of people dying broken heart. Well that's what happened at Debbie Reynolds. Yeah, exactly the same thing. Here we go

to five. I'm gonna go with this is getting more difficult. How about former president Jimmy Carter? Oh? So you you busting my chops because I pick Trump and you picked Jimmy Carter, who's clearly older. Uh, come on, I'm going with character actor from Too Close for Comfort Jim j Bullock. Jim, what kind of picture these you're picking? Valerie Heartbrook? Why can't I pick Jim J. Bullock, alright, number five? You ready?

Oh J Simpson, all right, listen at five. Why don't we stop there and we come back with our next five in a little bit. Let keep on keep on going. Oh my god, about the original batman, Adam west I got him also, Mayor Adam west On family guy, go bull freak um, come on, drummer for the role. Link Stones, Charlie Watts, Charlie Watts. Yeah, all those guys have been around way too long. All right. Keith Richard is invincible. So to somebody else justin Timberlake, dude, there's no way

stop it. But we don't know. You don't crash. He gets he gets locked in a panic room and somebody like blows exactly. How about Carol Channing, Harold papercut Carol Jan Guy? Do have you're at number seven? Now? Number seven? Um? Yanni? Yanni, Yanni, Yanni doesn't account? That's crazy. Why doesn't account? Nobody knows what Yanni's doing now? Where is he he's living? We know that. Oh my god. We'll see what happens over the next year. Here we go, here we go, all right,

No one's picking him. I can't believe it. George Bush sr. George h W. Bush Man George. Because I gotta be honest, I'm feeling queasy about this whole thing. I don't like the celebrity. Sure it's that poo. Let's make you feel queazy. I just think, yeah, I know it is. You can keep on crying. You're number eight. Let's go just seven and just I just this is such a negative bit. Don't take it back. You already did the crime. Let's go. You're at number all right, Joan Collins, Joan Collins, alright,

got it? Go do have number eight? I got three more. Oh geez, I'm gonna go with with a big scorer here a potential big score with um Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan. No, you guys are picking long shot karate accident number alright, number eight for me. Paul McCartney kung fu. He's gonna getul McCartney kung hustle. Yes, these guys are healthy stopping. It doesn't even matter because about age. You don't know when they go, you don't know. You never know. Alright,

Bernie made off. Oh that's a good guy who made it off. What everyone's cash? Jail? Isn't he in jail? He's gonna run. I hope he does. He did a lot of bad things to a lot of people. Yeah. Notice I'm picking some of these people. I'm picking her. You know the personal vendetta. Can I pick you? Greg t No, you can bet you're on my list of twenty you number nine. I can't believe you chose me. So make sure you let me know where the list is, that we keep the list where you keep what safe?

You keep the listing the same? All right? Number nine for me? Stephen Hawking Hawking? Okay, oh man, alright, alright, is your last one? Make a good make it good and scary. This is my last one, last one. I'm gonna go with baby. It's between Don Rickles, Bob Newhart and I'm gonna go with Norman Lee. Did you go on like a website of people over eight years? This is my strategy. Don't dis strategy. Remember who won the football pool? Nobody won? Go ahead? Ball free? Number ten,

ah man um, Robert Redford. Wow, another American treasure. We need we need less American treasures in here's my number ten. You're ready my drum roll? Why do you get a drum roll? We don't Elvis Durant, stop it Okay, I can't put him on my list. He's not. I don't think anybody that we know personally should be on this. Well, he put me on the list. He put me on the list. You put great tea on there. Yeah, that was your pick. I find I'll change it. Then I'll

change it. I'll change He's all, that's fine, that's fine. They'll take having Ella's crest bow no umager, Mick Jagger, Mick Jagger, all right, here's my tan there. Alright. Yeah, Well we have our friend friendship Rachel coming up, and maybe a phone call from Melissa with a dating dilemma. Attempted cherry down. You got a face to your plays, and now you got to bring me out. Screams out loud, get laid. You want me to stay up, but I got to make my way up. Hey, y'all crazy bench,

But you're so good on my top of man. When I dream I'm doing you all night, stack us off down my fati to keep a right all day, y'all crazy bench, But you're so good of my copper man when I dream I'm doing you all night, stut us off down my back to keep me right on. Dang it all the baby is your game? Did jump in bad with fails? Another one not pain invived yourself? Fine if there won't be a loss, cashing in the rocks,

but just to get your face and base. Hey, y'all, gay bench about your so good a mom top of band went out a dream? I'm telling you I'll not stuck us all down my back to game around on y'all, Greys A bench about your show good a mom toper band went out? Dream? I'm telling you I'll not stet us all down my back. It's book Cherry on the off their show. That was a good pick, Grete, thanks very much. Like I said, bro't even don't me? Why why are you okay? Why are you yucking his yell?

Because I don't like that song? Because your your music sucks. Everything you choose it sucks. What's your choose next? You give choose anything? Never give us you a new pick, never give us you know what you want? You want Bonnie Avrey Bonnie Avery Bullion by csically acclaimed Grammy and Weird winning artist Bony Ver. You may have heard of them because you don't know anything about anything. Yeah, what's up?

Why did you give the off air show listeners one title an artist to listen to, go Black Joe Lewis and the Honey Bears. What's the song? Oh, I don't know? The new single is out? The new albums coming out? Black Joe Louis and the Honey Bears, Black Joe Louis and the Honey Bears. We want all the off their heads to listen to that and give a review that they like. They like the Mooney Suzuki? Did you like Cherry? I will tell you movie Suzuki was good? Nobody even

knows this band? You ever talked about? Nobody? That's why we should be talking about. Why are we playing some song from seventeen years ago that you'd hear in like a dive bar where they have like a rodeo touch of people know and love? No nonsense, you're not. They're here to break the mold. Let's break the mold, Greg t, What are we breaking the mold forward for a group nobody even knows? Bad they have a new album. Nobody had a first album, Nobody in their second album. How

many albums they got? Black Joe Lewis and the Honey Bears, Come on, good man, why don't you get him on the phone like funk rock. Can you get him on the show. I'd rather do this than Buck Cherry too. How about this brot the mold drinking the mold? You got seriously such issues? Man, you have such a chin. Once you play into the kid rock song, you rock people do kid rockets, I know. Unfortunately, nobody knows the

group of your mess right there knows our mission. It's our mission to turn people onto stuff that they have not heard of already. Well, come for the course on buffery, breaking the load, breaking the mold, breaking the new and that wold. Right, why do people want? People can listen to other other mediums to hear the same old crap here on the off air show, new movie, what book? You know what? The television show? So you know what? CP told me what CP? Chris Peterson, the president of

podcast And he told me that in about a half hour. Yeah, aside from that he told me because I you know, I just think your mother double shower. Sorry, dude, you had it coming. CP told me, was that in about thirty days or so three three to six I'm sorry,

three or six weeks. We are going to have no no, the ability the technology to see not only who tunes in and out of these podcasts and how many clicks or likes or downloads it gets, but who listens for how long and when in the podcast they stopped listening, which would be very valuable metrics to me. So I'm curious to see if the musical interlude on this podcast is even worth a damn because I suspect and I remember I was. I was actually my great forced my hand.

But I am not talking like a program director. I don't want to talk like that. No, No, Greg tust our hand to include a song that's rodcast, that's right. I have a sneaking suspicion that people skip forward past the song altogether and just want to hear content I have. I've had that, But I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna get a good to the benefit of the doubt. But once these metrics arrive, and I can't wait, We're gonna see if people actually stay around for the song.

The show sounds good the way it is. Why do you want to conform and do everything because like all the big bosses are doing, because we're bleeding listeners. Why would I go because you know you're doing stuff that's exactly here you fart in the microphone for twoutes, instead of being creative on your own, instead of doing what you want to, you're seeing friendship. Regel's outside the glass metric. But I just can't believe that you want do you want to throw away all of our creation and you

want to do what the man says? Why do you want to do with the god here? I would rather hear that then, buck, Come on for reall freaking my right, it's all scary. Wants to do do things the way the management says, to do it as you as usually we're both wrong, but it's just do something for yourself. Wings on the airship. Why dude, what the man says? Why? Why founder with the man? Sat walk to the beat of your own DRUMA. He's in your celebrity deadpool, Paul

McCartney's heater, and he has a song for you. Seriously, this is such garbage to I can't you said? My grandmother would put on like at the diners Quarterack. This is this is my classic rock? Please, this is garbage. This is more easy listen. My parents actually had the forty five single of this song. Right when you talk. This is what classic rock is playing today. This is old school oldies music that's being disguised as classical with

Paul McCartney. That's sacrilege. I'm just telling you as a prosecutor, right, this is what classic rock is. Classic rock plays this music and the disguised themselves as means a cool rock stage when really they're old the post. I don't care if it's old or new. I just wanted to be good. This is just chill, and I don't care if people's fastbrowing. People probably fastbrow with us just to hear the music. They don't know. They don't says you love this? Stop?

This is music my dad listened to. That's SERTs man say like henroids, like hemorrhoids. I love like hemorrhoids. Seriously, that's not music your old dad listened to. This is not today's man's music. This is classic rock. You know today's man and you live like yesterday's cave man classic rock music. Do you take a newspaper under your arms go to the room school? Who does that with the cigar? No? No, he needs a physical newspaper. Absolutely? Who reads newspapers today?

Nobody reads paper? Do you want to talk about today's man like today's man? Absolutely? I do. Are you kidding me? In his fucking bathroom? Please take a dump or I'm not one hand but world's greatest dad, not even close greatest dad hat and I'm going to the bathroom, not even to close to sitting there on the crew are describing all of our fathers, our old scot father. Got my cigar, Dude, I got my slippers. I don't understand

why you don't. That's me. You're kidding me. You're like Tony Soprano walking outside to get the paper in the morning. Not even close, not lin even close, bro, not even close. I will school you, not even close. That is what our old dads look like and acted like. That is nothing to what me or you or Ronnie or any of you off fair heads are at all. That is

old man crap. And so is that song. And classic rock being described seriously classic rock being disguised as oldies, and that's what is its oldies and that is an oldie song. Well, anyway, check out black Rachel in here. This is embarrassing. He let him in, let him in. Hell, she's got her friendship Dairy's cottage cheese. Of course, we're actually taking people one by one in America, and we're making them love cottage cheese and ways they never did before.

Some loved cottage cheese like myself, and now we love it even better, making America cottage cheese again. Oh yeah, and other people hated college cottag cheese. Last week, we had our best friend Andrew in here, Elvis's personal assistant. He's the man. He hates cottage cheese. He gags at it. He was he ate like the whole bowl of our hommage. We had the hummage right, I too, was very resistant to it. On Tuesday when he came in, I had no idea that the buffalo dip was made out of

cottage cheese. Who knew? He is? Today's special recipe that we're making with Friendship Dairy's cotta cheese today is going to get a little hot and spicy. Yeah, we got a Mexican Fiesta day. You want to go get my smbreros. You had the last hold on. I'm gonna leave Sambarros. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, have Mexican the meantime. He's he's a nut. He's a nut. He's hard to contain. He's at all his own. He really is he's a walking fist. He's a one man party

that guy. In fact, he wore the golden sombrero in our football pickpool, uh, week after week after week, so he should know about wearing this. I love it for it, So Rachel, you're back again. Thank you for coming up. Thanks to Key Food for also for this lovely spread. Hey, scary, you know my grandmother worked for Key Food? Did she really? He Food Corporate back in the day in Brooklyn? Oh wow, So big shout out to Key Food. We will posted

the recipe on Instagram and Twitter a little later. On friendship, Rachel, why don't you explain to everybody what we have here today? Yes, made with friendship Arius cottage cheese. So of course you start with your friendship Dairius cottage cheese blended with a nice chili garlic sauce. This one has a big kick to it. I mushed up some jalapenos right into the cottage cheese. Yeah. We love halapinos. Hell yeah, because you

know what it makes us do. I'm just saying, let's be real, right, come on, Rachel, that's welcome to associating your brand with farning. I'm just like it to go on record that there are no windows in the studio. All right, here we go. We're gonna try this one. No traffic, youngs, no traff. We're gonna be honest. This delicious dips surrounded by a beautiful little bed of baked beans, topped with some black olives, palapenos, nice tomatoes, and she's

sliced fetter cheese. Greg. By the way, it looks nothing like cottage cheese. It looks like being dip. It is a being dip cot cheese. I want to send you instead of sour cream, its cottage cheese that is really good, not really good. Don't even tell them. Just make these recipes using friendship Darius cottae cheese, and then it'll be a conversation piece all night when they're surprised and delightedly. Can we make some stuff? I want to make something

with cottage cheese. What do you want? Can? You'll be the next one that we're gonna do. What what would you come in here with? Next? Uh? Later in the week. So later in the week, I'm gonna do a roasted garlic and chive spread, a little bit of rosemary, some green onions. All right, break with that? Yeah, I want to I want to learn how to make it? Can you show us how to make it? Definitely? I'll get you all the recipes. You know, the girls love a guy who can cook, they do. Wal Freak is as

single as they come. Wal Freaks only been divorced four times times. And the best part about these recipes they're super easy to make. You just throw it all in a food processor, top it off, a little garnish, and it's ready to serve. Wow. Even Scary Jones can make it that exactly process. Scary, I do not have. Have you only known how to use you know, cottage cheese a long time ago, you would have only been divorced twice. You think that one thing has something to do with

the other. Come on now, your friendship Rachel for being here. Uh pick your friendship Dairy's cottage cheese up at Keith Food and watch Twitter and Instagram later for the recipe for this Mexican on. I just want to say, for the record, I was very much against having a lot of guests in our studio every single day. And I'm like, I said to Scary, You're Scary, You're gonna let them come in almost all the time and make these different This is fun. This is fun. I gotta be honest.

I'm loving you. I'm loving your friendship, cottage cheese. I have no idea. I love When are you coming in? Next last, later on the week. I want you to live here. Thank you. Thanks awesome, All fair heads, thank you, say Jakolobe, except for bull Freak, who refuses to say jack right now. Just watch me now, I just watch me. I can't send for you, for ye you it. Just watch me now.