The Off Air Show - 'Calling Greg T. Out' - Ep.121

I have a little tang right there. And then I go, well, yes, why that? Did that? Take you off your does do that? Dude? Why do you do that? I just sprinkle my little reguano into the sauce right there? Well, why do you have to do that all the time? Agoing here? Is because that the sauce needs a little regao And that's like, you know that, that's Greg T's like, you know, hooking up with a chick and you're standing over him, watching him, and you're you're actually you like saying things like you

know what, nothing, you're doing that wrong? Try this, You're taking him the eye off the prize. You're you're distracting and everything that you say, and you're not even but you're not even like you know, like pumping me up. You're you're not going like go get him. Here comes the great. You're like here he is the maniac, There is the idiot. You're on a maniac. You're perfect, crazy to the max. Right and what did you just say right now? What did you just say right now? The

doodle head, the doodlehead exactly, doodle head? Why you gotta call me doodlehead? Why you gotta call me doodlehead? Because it's it's it's a term of affection. That's what something different every episode when when I go out with a girl, say a little doodle head. Nobody wants me a freaking doodlehead. Dude, nobody will you doodle head? Who wants to me called the doodle head? Not one persons truly, not you doodle head? What's wrong with that? You get some music from like

like like cartoon music. This is what I think of when I when I hear doodle head. I know I know what it is here. Let maybe like like renting stimpy or something like that, Like that's what I think of So why don't you put on the sheet what I can call you and then I'll just I'll just I'll follow your lead. So is this what is this the depiction you have of Greg? T Is this the picture you have in your head? Lets? Here um, here is a little toodle head. I don't want to be

called toodle head. No. Well, the good news is I never repeat what I call you, so I will never ever refer to you as the doodle head. After episode one, prome palindrome, episode right, this is the palindrome episode paladrome. I was hoping you and it's not paladrome. It's palin drome, palin ron palindrome are palid perfectly symmetrical things that look uh, that are the same going forwards as they are backwards.

So I guess the number one twenty one is a palindrome because it's one to one if you read it left to right, and it's one to one if you read it right to left. Now select the name Bob. Yes, that is also the palindrome. Good for you, Gregg. Maybe you are in a doodle head an anna and give us another one. I give us one that's more than four letters. Give us one that's like, God, give us one.

That's like six letters. Mama. By the way, you know, it doesn't have to freaking doodle ahead, don't have to look the same in a mirror in order for it to be a palindrome. Seriously, I'm gonna reach over the freaking table and punch you, bro about snap ahead, bounce you bro, call me doodlehead one more time. I will bounce you, bro. I'm gonna be that's right, that's right, one more time. Stop throwing the furniture one more time. I'm telling it's gonna I hope Elvis, here's this episode.

Gouble this episode he will actually see that great t kick the freaking furniture. It's gonna be trouble before we even started. Like I said, I'm never going to call you that again anyway. So okay, Well, today we have great tea binge watching a brand new TV show, Phase six on the History Channel. We've gotta talk about the marijuana business, which is on the rise. Those Las Vegas Raiders. How does that sound? Football fans? I hate it? And um we want to talk about getting into a real

fist fight as opposed to imaginary one. No, no, no no, you know because sometimes when you get before it gets to that point, you kind of push and shove and then it's over. We're talking about a real deal fist fight here, all right, like a man. So we might get to that. Do you realize that we promised eleven things every episode and then we get to about six of you? But what's gonna happen is I'm gonna freaking cuff you up? Bro? What do you got against Scary Jones?

He didn't call you. Do want to cuff you up? Because you keep because you're probing me, You keep poking poking me. You're you're a middle aged man. You need to be probed every once in a while. Make sure you're okay. What are you talking about? What are you? Then? That's shut up. He's Mr six with Great Adventure. He's the Venga bus guy. That that that that that that that that that that you're the bully with the glasses. You know, speaking of Ronnie, you look like him more

than Greg Take that's true? You know what opens up like him? Six Legs Great Adventure officially opens up this weekend. Six six Legs, six Flags. I said, what's the big ride this year? You know, I don't know are they there a new ride at six Legs. I don't think there is. There's I think there's has to me something. Give me six legs, great eventure music? You want? We like loops, lightning loops. Remember back in the day lightning loops, Lightning loops? Did they open that back up after the

kid fell out of it? Wow? There we go. This is great. Yea here set on fire and like seven people died. Ronnie, you look like this guy and you act like this guy. You want like Gary Jones? You act like him? What is this guy? Act like his name is saying his name is Mr six But he doesn't say anything. He just dances around with his big head. Right, he's just dancing. He had his great act like him. I don't act like this because direct he's like a circus. Oh my god? And yes what you go bounce him? Bro?

He just grot you a surfiece of midget. I shouldn't have used the word circus, little person. I'm sorry, trying to be more politically. He's going on today great like a freaking monkey. The circus man, I'm a monkey. What did I don't deserve that? What? I'll tell you what you did? You made a career out of it. You are the guy. You are the guy that jumps around, bounces around, not on the fair shows, right show, completely different. I don't even know what you're referring to. The Foreman.

I should have said the foreman. I'll use that one tomorrow. He's the foreskin doodle head bad man. But on your minds party people, once you start me, yeah, let's start up engine. I want to talk about how I wanted to hear suicidal Tendencies today and you guys turn you heard three seconds of it and then you said, no, we're not going to play that. No, because we thought you wanted to hear social distortion, so we picked for

confusing those two bands to begin with. The two good bands, by the way, right, But I want to hear some metal every once in a while. I'm sorry we don't on metal. My little much for me and my thoughts on the suicidal tendencies is that listen, I washed when I was again when I was a young kid. Of course, I was all about a big skateboarder mash and to all of that, I want to hear about this, where did you mash? Because scary never really scary? Did you never to know, I was at the City Gardens in

the Trenton. I was the back of the PI. I was down at City Gardens in Trenton to make fends, like to live music, like we're just pre recorded rama rama and drama, Rama, Drama, Rama, Bouncing Souls. Dude, come on all of that stuff, drama ram back in the day before they became a little bit more commercial. You know, I had bound a drama rama in the system. Probably not what lass cigarette one of my favorites. You know, the Greg from the Bouncing Soul has been up on

my other podcast, The Independent Mind the Pot. You're kidding me? I used to you know what I mean? Why don't make that song out of song? Today? O A from the Bouncing Souls. I love the Bouncing So today I saw the Bouncing Souls at Bergen Community College in the gymnasium back in the day and par Amason, New Jersey. I couldn't believe it his bouncing. So they're still doing it. They still do this song. They still do everything out. What about drama rama? Are they still put stuff out that?

I couldn't say? Heyma, palindrome, but one of their songs, what song is that like? Drama Rama, This is a great song by also like these are the quotes from our favorite eighties movies. What is that from the Bouncing Souls? It's off the I think the good, the bad, and the argyle. Oh right, that's yeah. You know what drama Rama has a song? Anything anything that was a massive hit back and that's just redundant. That's not anything. Anything is a great song. Oh come on, but that that's

not a palindrome. Do you have anything anything that's a stutter? Come on? That was if you like drama Rama, that was the song? Anything? Anything? I don't think I know that one anything anything? Of course you have to how could you now? I want to hear anything anything anything like that. You don't, you don't. You don't know the song. Hold on, I don't know. You don't know the song. Give me more, give me more. He's a great song. You can only give me thirty seconds. It sounds like cure.

It's coming. Give me the hook, bro, give me the hoo. Here comes? What is this? Yeah? What the hell is wrong? Hell is wrong? I gotta say, you may stunned me. Here are you kidding me? Right? I don't think? Oh you know, okay, I hear it coming. Yeah, settled down, settled down the course of course, I give you. I like hearing Scary Jones, sat punk rock come on, keep going undred dollar bills just so you know what. I'm gonna go buy this on iTunes. Married me. They've tuned

me out, they've tuned me out of their heads. We're not tuning you out. Getting into the great song. My favorite song by Drama Rama though, because it's Johnny. Johnny Drama was a singer and he's a character on Entourage. Yeah no, but he's really the singer of Drama Rama and they're from California. And their biggest hit that I thought, even better than anything anything, was less Cigarette And that song was just great. I mean, it takes you back thinking about at the end of the night you have

a cigarette. Oh, it's so good those days. What's the difference between you and me, Greg, You're a punk rock kid and I was a metal kid, a punk rock and I would mash the metal idsh like prong. How about how about punk rock kid? But the Dead Kennedy punk rock kid. I got the ultimate, I got the ultimate. You have that song? You have the song Dead Kennedy's the punk rock kid. I don't think we have Dead Kenny. We do, we we're not. We have chemical warfare in California.

Uberles Maha was such a big new thing when I was a kid that we would wouldn't just Masha clubs. We go to guy's house. Let's front to four two right now, industrial music? Wait, how about the song from New Locked the Targets. It was punk Rock Girl by the Dead Milkman. That system punk rock Girl by Dead Milkman. I know that song. Come on, that's the song. No Dead Milkman in here either or you kid? They hate us anyway. Uh So that's all we got going on

for you and your engine. Well, yeah, you didn't play the Suicidal Pensies. That's the bottom ron punk Rock Girl by the Dead milkmank. I played the song in college. Come on, now, this is the one I can't believe they played off my phone. Who's looking at the timer, Billy Ronnie, you know this one? Yes, I'm familiar with this song. You know who used to play all this stuff? Scary Jones at the guy who got us into radio. That's right, the guy, Bernie Bernie Flesh Bernie flesh w

b I he would play. It was what do you call it? The rock and roll dance of rock and roll dance, dude, We hated it. That was our least favorite part of his show was the music, and we were clearly shortsighted. We really were. We had no idea back then. We didn't appreciate his music. But anyway, that was a That was a guy that used to be um on the Free Speech Radio. I was. I was an r EM. I was an r e M fan before every kid in every suburb across America knew who

Michael Stipe was. Please, I was. I was an he Come on now, I'm talking like you gotta go back, Yes, you gotta end of the world. That's like a goat. Come on, like a goat singing Ronny, what was your favorite song by by r M? You know, I was just having this conversation with somebody last night that I was never a big r M fan as a kid. All my friends were. I was a huge r M. Yeah,

what's your favorite RM song before Jones? No, I'm not kidding, He's gonna give me the single because you're not really big. I have a huge RM. I like Radio Free Europe. You gotta lie in the podcast Radio for Europe Radio for your When did you ever like sit in your room at home and listen to rim I like standing the place where we lived, where we were right? Those are the massive hit films. What's wrong? What's What's wrong

with the one? I like spam By when this one goes out to the one song that's probably my favorite m What the problem is? Commercial success? That broke them was losing my religion. Of course here I know he left a really bad paste. Remember he went on the MTV Video Music Awards and he took like seven T shirts off to try to send some sort of political MESSI and they all had a word underneathing exactly. Yeah, I'm like, come on, dude, just you know, make it

about the music please. But you know, Michael Stiper musically looks like now he's bald and old. No, he's got a beard, a massive beard. You couldn't even recognize him. Is it bigger than David Letterman's beard. It's a massive you gotta see. Look up Michael's stuper than the guy from Master Don's beard. It's pretty big. Look up Michael Stipe and then go google images of what he looks like today. His Beard is massive. You wouldn't recognize him

at all as the lead singer former lead singer. Actually, am you know what my favorite r M song was? Which Orange Crush? Great? Yeah, I guess I've grown to appreciate them as I've gotten older. We were talking about this the other day. Have you ever done some research on RM? Me? Me? I got my I've got my R and I was talking to somebody about this also last night that my friends and I Scary knows about this, but he does not participate my friends and I, we

haven't done it in a couple of years. But here we get together and we do something called list night where we know it's called nerdy list night. We call it list night anybody it is very nerdy, but it's it's it's a camaraderie. He don't ask to be. This is the biggest waste time, the biggest colossal waste of time. Now we get together and we and we all come correct with our own list of what's you know, what are your favorite led Zeppelin songs of all time? What

are your favorite pizza songs? Tina? You underne We've done They do one topic per night, so for three hours, these guys sit there with pen and paper and they said, all right, tonight's Tonight's list is perfect. Album sides like best first song on an album were best albums. So they have to go through their brains and they have to look online and they have to do research, and then at the end of the night, over many a beer and other things, they completely They say that that

they say themselves. They reveal their list, their top ten lists. Dude, I'll leave call some some top right now. So that's what they do. And I'm like, you guys made it and make an entire Saturday night out of this. We dedicate months of research to and we get hardcore about it. But I love it because it forces you to go back and listen to every David Bowie album. If you want, you want to do best albums of the seventies, you gotta listen to Can you gotta listen to David Bowie,

You gotta listen to Stevie Wonder. You gotta listen to this lie in the Families. No, but it's annoying good. At the end of the day, you present your list, you do your debates with each other, and then but what is it all for? What is it all we've done dates for comaraderie's sake. What is the what's your favorite song? My favorite David Bowie song? I don't know. We haven't done that list yet, come on to do it because he's dead, so I feel like he's you know,

he's disqualified himself. He's not going to have any more music. But his last album was incredible. So that's the rule is they can't be making music anymore. So we haven't done like a nine inch Nails record, nine Nails list or something like that, because he's still making music. So here's what's going on in my world. We can we can move off of this for a second if we have to rebel rebel rebel rebels. We've done this before to when he passed away. We talked about I don't know,

it's better than modern love and all that crap. Alright, alright, anyway, I just asked if you ever much, But we never got to anything on my list yet, So we're not going to play suicidal tendency. We're gonna talk now next. I want to explain to you guys what I'm doing tonight. I'm kind of nervous. I've been chosen to be an auctioneer at a at an event tonight actually cure. Now here's the thing, and it's gonna be me and Caroline Ray.

Caroline Ray the comedian. Of course, she was on Sabrina the Teenage which, yeah, so the two of us are going to be doing this. There's nine live auction items and then a moment where we have to actually do a live pledge where we just have to say, hey, who wants to donate? Just for the hell of it. Now. I don't know too much about what this this girl is going through, who who's the charity is based on? But I will tell you one thing. I am no auctioneer.

I am not good. I see auctioneers. We've seen them presented to us in professional settings. Can we film this? Can we get this on film? Can we can we play some of the audio back? I would love to hear it. I'm not gonna be okay, you want to hear an auctioneer sounds like I think I do have some sound? What does an auctioneer actually sound like? Hair this Listen, We're gonna start to right now at ten thou dollars. This is no people make their whole careers

out of this. What do they say in the middle, they go, but I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna give you an auction year. This is an auctioneer. I think twice at the Iowa State Fair they're auctioning off a cow.

Let's get the auction underway by nine the bit of my But I was no way but an a no nine and nine now D nine d D one put one now one but the one to three year three of the examine nine six at one to sixty three four pints six to hen Now, but as if you tonight, I want to think, do you think I can have any one jot of talking like that? I want to compare that to what you do? How many lines of coke do I have to do? You tell us what

the hell? At first I thought this was gibberish. Now, when Elvis got honored at Musician on a call the other night, guys, there you were, there was there, and there was a woman and she was wonderful. I don't know where she's from. She gave me her business card. You had to hear her, bald freak. She was like, going, Now, so I'm going I'm gonna go up there. But I think the point is you want to make the most

the most amount of money for the charity. And I don't think I'm gonna be able to pull this off tonight because I'm gonna you think I'm an entertainer. Man, I listen, are you give me? Give me the mic? Man? And I don't care, you know me, I'll just jump in. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not afraid of audiences. I love crowds. I literally work well with people and bounce off worried you're gonna be great sounds like No, I just don't know how to. I just don't know how

to be that guy that we just heard. I can't up sell something like that. I'm good with connecting with people, not with alight. Alright, like like a class you can take for this sort of thing. Yes, I apparently there is, but the event is tonight's exactly? Is there no cliffs notes version of auctioneering? Well, okay, here, let's let's practice scary. So here's a glass of water. Okay, I drank out of the glass of water. This is greg Teas glass

of water. Okay, and you're gonna auction off for charity right now? All right? There you go. Okay, we have this beautiful glass of water. This is not no ordinary glass of water. This came from a beautiful distillery in Golden Colorado, and I drank from it now now, Greg T, Now, Greg greg T, Yes, a superstar show of the off air show and beyond. Took a sip out of that water. Now. So and the glass, might I tell you, is some fine china casself. It's worth seventy right, So you combine

that with Greg T a celebrity's lips. Yes, and who's spit right the origin of the water. We're gonna open the bidding now too. Hundred dollars two two hundred, Thank you, sir, Thank you, bald asshole. What about you? They're tracking my bid leaving. Get this guy up to say, do I hear? Do I hear? Two fifty ft two hundred to fifty up here in the left? Okay to fifty here you have three three hundred. You gotta do that, but really, do we just talk gibberish and no, no, no between

four oh one four oh two. Can do it? Dude? How else are you gonna learn to swim? Just throw yourself in the ocean and see what happens. I may drowned drown. You may drown? Is Caroline Reagan to rescue? No, it'll make Can we come back to me or a great time? Go back to you, bald, I don't want to hear. I want to reference a previous episode I meant to me. I totally forgot to mention this. Geary, go into the bits category. Um and look up Off air Show Greg t Eyebrows and uh and please um

play there's there are two tracks. One is Great t Eyebrows. The other is Great t Eyebrows Song. Please play Great t Eyebrows A fair podcast Off Air Show Great t Eyebrows Eyebrows. Okay, do you think it looks totally normal for you to shape every other part of your body beside your eyebrows, but your eyebrows have to stay. I do yeah, because dude, if behind do you do that, bet hey episode one twenty, we're gonna shagin like, why don't you go away? You're not going all the way

as long as your eyebrows brown, You're not shaving. If let's lose a bet and tell you what if I lose the n C double as, I will have to get into that. I will shave my eyebrows if I lose the double a's alright, why is there a a all right? There you go there, good fine balls, right,

all right? And now I mean so you clearly heard at the very end of that clip that Greg T said if he loses the n C double as which he's established that he he has, well he hasn't eyebrows yet, right or is it mathematically impossible for somebody to be in the basement further than him? And the word is out that he that he did make that promise, so much so that in Germany they've created a song called Great t Eyebrows And if you would love to play that as well. This is a this is a world

world premiere Greg T Eyebrows from Germany. I will shave my eyebrows. I will shave my eyebrows. I will shave my eyebrows. I lose the double as alright, right, I will shave my eyebrowsing. I will shave my eyebrowsing. I will shave my eyebrows if I lose the double as a right, he's gonna shave his brow He's gonna shave his hot brows. He's gonna shave his eyebrows, alright, He's

gonna shave his brows. He's gonna shave his eyebrows. He's gonna shave his I will shave my eyebrowsing right, alright, alright, I mean it's international. Clearly, something needs to be done now. I think we need to make we need to put that on the schedule. I think we need to. So he's gonna eat the crap sandwich and he's gonna shave his eyebrows. That's right. You heard it. You heard it right out of the horse's mouth. Or he is quite an Okay, okay, okay, okay, here's what I'm gonna do.

I will choose one or the other. I'm either gonna eat. What do you mean why? Because shouldn't we get to vote? That's too much? I I I misspoke. I should never have agreed, misspoke. But I have to stand up. You've never done that before. So maybe spoke, you can reconsider like it. Maybe he's scary. You can go back to your swammy and maybe you and ball Free can talk to him and see if he'll go for that. Will

he has nothing to do with him? But will he substitute the poop sandwich for the shaving of the eyebrows? I just feel like the poop sandwiches is a done deal, Like that's part of the commitment to being in the in the poop which tournament challenge? Take that pledge? The second, this is just in a aditional thing that you need to do because you said it on the off air show, and of course as you know that his gospel, it

is all right, Paul Freak. Then here's the thing. Okay, fine, So if I shave my eyebrow, will you finally pay Scary his hundred dollars that you that you never paid him for the for all the NFL picks. No, that that got resolved already. Somebody else paid for that. Remember who who got poop paid? The salespeople came came and saved the Save the Day. No, that was for the super Bowl. But we all said that we would pick our games. What are you dragging me into this for?

And you you said it was an incomplete Yeah, but I never said on the off air show that I was going to pay him. Like what you said about you want to play the song again, I kind of do play this. Play the song again, ladies and gentlemen, the Great t eyebrows song. I Will shade my eyebrows. I will shade my eyebrows. I will shade my eyebrows. I lose the Double as, I will shade my eyebrows.

I will shade my eyebrows. I will shade my eyebrows if I lose the double as a right, he's gonna as he's gonna he's gonna shave his He's gonna shave his shave my eyebrows. Right, and they have it, the Great T Shaving his Eyebrows song. He said it live here on the Affair Show podcast that if he loses the n C Double A tournament, he will shave his eyebrows. We have the audio to prove it. We have a song from Germany coming in right there, all right, the Great t Eyebrows Song. I mean, I don't I don't

see how you're gonna get on this one. Okay, I will not in the club, Scary Jones. I promise you will not welch tell you what the day after the n C Double as whatever show after the Double A find when it's all over. That would be next Tuesday morning and the bracket is done. Okay, when I'm officially declared the absolute loser. No, you already are nobody can mathematically be any lower than you. Right now, we've seen

we've seen all the stats. I then I promise you I will come to the show, to the offair show. Are you getting this? You're gonna have to play this back actual, and I will allow both scary I allow you to take the clippers to one eyebrows. I will and I will let both freak take the clippers to the other eyebrow. Both eyebrows will be then shaved off. I will shave my eyebrows. I will shave my eyebrows. I will shave my eyebrows. I lose, alright, I will

shave my eyebrows. I will shave my eyebrows. I will shave my eyebrows. Double a. Alright, he's he's gonna shaves. He's gonna shave his brow. Alright, alright, alright, he's gonna he's gonna shave shave my eyebrows. Right, alright, alright, right, all right, so tuesday, I'll do it today. All right, I'm very excited. I really am the loser. And you have to eat the poop, which you're a stand up guy with no eyebrows, you need to be chewing on the poop wich sandwich. While I had a sound effects

board right now, I would ring the doorbell. Scary? Do you have a doorbell? Ring a sound effect? There? Does anything? Scream? Insta Instagram video more than hold on? Here we go with a doorbell. Here we go, do it for the social Here we go, Come on, ring the dimp? What Bullford? Did you hear that ball face? I think was something very in the distance. It sounds like somebody is at the door. Your microphone, get closer, get a better one. Come on, scary before we open up the door. The

door's scary? But barking? Oh it is the door. I hear it's somebody's at the door. Could that be? Hold on, let's open the door, gentlemen. Oh, look who it is. It's Panasonic? It is who it's l G PTE. I like you. You know, you know what's so funny. The reason why I didn't remember that right away because you've been hiding for about two months since I haven't been invited since we named you. You know what, ball freak?

You do some more research. Let's go back to when we had L. G. P Uh in court and he said, guys, give me one month and I will return right. Remember that R LG was gonna get us some mo's right to come to the table with. That's right. And now look l G P comes to the table empty handed. I don't have my calendar in front of me. Scary, I'm scary, scary. Yes, what have we been working on for two weeks? We've been working on some deals in the background, but we can't really announce them. We can't,

but I'm bound. I'm sworn to secrecy. I don't think you know. I tried to help you out. I tried to help you out. I threw you a couple of ideas for the podcast. I gave you my opinion on them. Well, I guess we're gonna work on those. I were working on that. I'm working on them, working, I'm working up so so Gregg t you actually gave Pete some ideas I did. I know. I gave him an idea for a sponsorship for the show. Because, by the way, right now, we don't have a sponsor. I know. Look it up,

Look up, I'll spell it out for you. Let's surprise to do all fair hands with something here here, look it up here as scary, Hold on, hold on, what are you writing down there, Gregg. By the way, as Greg T writes this, down uh, Ronnie, I do need you to pull the audio of Pete making that promise. Oh now you're making demands because I actually pulled audio. So now that's my thing. Okay, get up, look it up it bro, you bro, you bro. Al right, I'll do it. Pete, Pete l g P. While he looks

up our future sponsor, possible future sponsor. What brings you to the table? I was sit here with you ms want something from us? No, no, no, hello, fair heads. They're listening to you, a fair head army. Let me tell you something. I do have to say one thing, but the nation which we are in late late March, right, yeah, yeah, and on March fifteenth was my birthday. On Twitter, the all fair heads were incredible. We have the best fan army than any other podcast. You have the best fans.

What did they do in the country. Yeah they did that only once or twice, but they were after tea was done. But they were very kind and best wishes and really good. I think only one kind of have you got a deal yet? One was that that guy that was the guy on Twitter who had like the egg as his profile pictures. I still think that's ta anyway. I think that was everybody on the All fair so army They all think that like it's like it's like,

you know, Twitter established two thousand sixteen. The day before the guy tweets to me, Yeah, well not the case, LTE. It's nice to have you here. It would be better to have you here if you had some bundles of It's not really that close. We are close unless you unless you've got a bag full of money. That how how nice is it for? We are close? And I assume what I hear on the corporate level is that

the podcast is just growing and growing and growing. That is true, and that has nothing to do with you, the biggest and the best in my heart system. Our birthday for the show is coming up. It will be April the seventeen, on the Monday, right so and and we are working on a massive thinks for your birthday? What are you getting us for our birthday? L g P? Yeah? What about that? I don't know. I think it says it right there. It is title something related to that.

We could have an Affair show refrigerator, we could stock it were we kind of beer? Can we put it in there, you know, that's all we should have like one of those? Why not? What about an affair show? Umador like that? Call me sheelfish, But I would like to get something for our entire off air cabinet almost sixteen all sixteen things, like a product sixteen sixteen all sixteen people. Yeah, I would like some product sixteen different

things in April seventeen to make that. Yeah, because you know this, but he's close to the fair arm show go around. But keep in mind we've had we did have one sponsor in here about this again, DeLonge. That's right, let's not talk about the past. The greatest, the greatest espresso machines in the country. Why don't you call getting this plug? Can you call Bombas? Maybe Bombas socks for the fair? La La la bambas? Yeah, you Bombas Laba. What's scary? Did you pull it up? Who could possibly

be one of our sponsors? Before I do that, we have a question to ask l g P. Because it's nice that you brought in that sponsorship from DeLong and it was wonderful that you attempted. What have you done for me? Like text, very very good you Bombas would work out well? Yeah, bombas would be good. I think bomback bomba socks bomba socks scary. You're interested in in a massive socks sponsorship? Yeah, I'm all about it. Why

are we helping l G? Pt out? This is his gig man, this is what he What have you done for me? L is? What do you guys? Let him tell us who? Yeah, we provide the entertainment. Hey what have you done for me? L G? Yeah? You see. Now we're gonna start opening up the books now and we're gonna get raw. And you don't want me to get raw when I'm angry? Yes, Greg T I do have I do have this sound that you look this could be our possible next sponsor. Guys, check this out,

hit it scared. What do we need here? You go? What do you go to the bodega and pick up a three that as the as the resident absolutely single man on the show, I am do you see anything that oozes more male sexuality? Don't use and scary necessarily, I am willing to try on live on the off air show, and I'm willing to show it off and how it fits me so well. I'm trying to get a meeting with them, but scary told me that he used to go to bars wearing them already, and I

was afraid bring that. I was afraid he was going to bring that up. I use the Magnums, do you really? Yeah? Do not? Yeah? The Magnum ice cream pop. Why don't you? Why don't you believe that? What basis do you have to defy me? Your hands? He looked like a fourteen year old. He uses the Magnums with a rubber band

around whatever. He uses the Magnums to take home his carrots of Magnum condoms in the drawer under my bed as we speak in front of you that all men uh they actually miss miscategorize which kind of condom they used, And I am not one of those cars, of course they do. I want you to try it on in front of us, ball freaking. I want to see it. You want to try You want me to try a condom on in front of you, the Magnum. I want you to put the Magnum in front of me. I

want to see it. That well, that brings with bald freak, that brings a whole another sponsor to the table. I don't need it. I want to start calling him Ball's freak. Don't don't need it. I'm just telling you the truth. I mean, I'm not saying that this is the facts. These are the facts as they are. I doubt it. I cannot believe. Of course. There's there's no way that you are a magnum guy. I mean I can, I can get character witnesses if you'd like. Alright, that's you

get him on the phone. Yeah, let's bring it in here. Let's get a numb I don't know if I want to bring that number. That's what that's the size of my junk? No, we want it. Can you take a picture of it? Of what of my junk? Yeah? Yes, mam. I mean I could take it from now, because there's no way to prove it to you without you being without you being intimate to me, intimate with intimate to me either way. And I'm not opposed to that. I mean, at least two guys in the room, you know, I

consider it. But I'm not gonna tell you which too. I tell you what I will. I will put a trojan on my kid and I will take a picture of it, and I'll bring it. I'll show you. I want you to do the same thing. You gotta take a picture of your kid with the magnum. That's what you gotta take every day. I'm gonna I'll take that ship out right now. But you're right out put on everything. Well, let me let me lift it up and start of

saying wrong. Sponsorship is on the table. Wow, that's awesome. Hey, you know what, I'm really excited about the fact that we didn't even get through the start your engines, let alone play a song little and tackle any of the leving topics you have here. Great, Great, you're gonna have to push him off to tomorrow. Great, he's gonna shave his eyebrows. I think that kind of like takes everything else off the table at this point. Probably right, and

then you have all this stuff for tomorrow. Perfect. And that's why everybody my disclaimer at the beginning of this whole podcast was, these are some topics we may get to. And by the way, you got you wish, bald freak. You know, we didn't play the Social Distortion song, and that wasn't my wish. I wanted suicidal tendencies. Oh no, you said you didn't want to hear Social d Well, you're gonna get your wish because we're not gonna play it, freak.

We don't want to hear about your personal fro. It's a band, bro, it's a band, not until I hear music. But you never told really what you brought you by here. I I was just coming by for other business. He's got business with me. I saw you guys in here. Let me stop in. And it's been a long time. I invited to infrequently, and you know, I've been I I've been kind of busy. You know, I've been working on trying to get that toaster that scary stole from conction of him. Oh now he changed it. He spent

he spent two texts and five days. So in case people don't realize what happened, UM, a couple of weeks ago before vacation, I actually I found the Lovenza Delonghi. The DeLong Levenza oven was sitting outside, was sitting in Elvis's office. Unbeknownst I thought, he's not gonna Elvis is not gonna use this. But unbeknownst to me, Elvis was going to bring it to You know, Elvis has another house, so he was going to bring that over to his other house. And I didn't know that he was waiting

on someone to carry it out. But I've been sitting there for a minute. So I went into Elvis's office. Yes, and I said, I think I'm gonna take this. And then Nate snuck a picture. Nate from our Elvis show. He's stuck a picture of me carrying the Levenza oven out of here, and Elvis has been pissed at me ever since. So I was leave one you leave one piece of the puzzle out. What's that you say? You know? Elvis? Elvis? Elvis was not present during this. Yeah, I did this

behind us. His bitch equals robbery, treason. Yes, so I kind of stole it out of Elvis's office. So I was hoping that the Long You would come to the table and cover my track again is en route the Long, Long Long. You know what's the long? Yeah, we know you. You know what I'm talking about, bro, But is what they called me back in high school, The Long. Alright, guys, listen, you guys continued the podcast, want that, No, I gotta run. No,

I'm shutting the podcast down. You're right, Captain Whack and the Maestro he's got to make some stuff on his person. Listen, it's been real. Everybody Share will be here tomorrow, sharre Knows will be live in studio. We also have about seven other items to cover. Awesome. Maybe tomorrow he does. Everybody say, Jacklobe the long Ee, Jackalob, just watch me now,

Just watch me now. I guess some f now fan which won't believe you just watch me now, just watch me I get some believe you just watch me now.