The Off Air Show - 'Big Celebrities In Studio - Ep.113

it was Andrew dice Clay. Andrew dyce Clay. Don't think is a Hickory Dickory dot right. You're gonna lose this one. It's an old Andrew dice Clay. That's what he used to do. He didn't show him in between Joe pull him up on YouTube and shocking God. Yeah, I bet you YouTube over here now, Andrew dyce Clay is going to not true. Let's do it just to prove to Greg t give me a little Andrew dice s Like I thought we were going to start on a positive note. Big guests. I got big guests for you guys exactly,

I got nothing. Yeah, I got huge guests coming in. Well. For he's been going around telling everybody. He's like, oh, I got I'm lining up all these celebrities. He's bringing in all these big time celebrities, telling everybody around here. So these meaning he's got that, I've got several and they've come with security. There's a there's a chopper over the roof. What's scary, Cuff me in the sa. Okay, because you ain't gotten you've got nothing. Okay, there you go,

cuff in the sa. Ain't got nothing that's yours. See. That's an original. That's a great original. Okay, Hold on a second. It's six minute clip. The name of the the name of the entire clip is called Andrew dyce Clay I'm over here now. It was his whole tour. Let me here, let me see. I'm not even kidding you. It's not true, not true. This whole tour was named I'm over here. That's not true. Scary always says, you know, I'm scared Jones Gregg teas over there. So that's when

I had this one. This clip is fifty three minutes. They all say, Andrew Dice Clay. I'm over here, give me you just a little taste, a little taste. He's gotta scan throught. It's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen. I'm not saying it's wrong for you to say it. I'm just saying you say it with such like you're almost taking ownership of it. And I just want you to know that it's not your thing. But it's been done before. No, not the way I do stolen this

from as you've stolen twice. It is not. It is not the way I do. You do it differently, scary, how do you do it? You again? You start up, you go, hey, I'm over here. I'm scared Jones. I'm scary Jones. That's Greg. No, that's not how you do. You go great teams over there, great teas over there. I'm here now that is so, and it's even the accent is And then he goes to sy for real, he doesn't know how you doing? Then you do ballfreak did the whole thing. It's scary Jones. It's all fair Show,

Episode one thirteen. I'm scary Jones. That's Greg t that's Greg over there, And I go, I'm over here now, and then you go to one and then you said about Ronnie, and then bald freaks over there like that, and then I said, you know, Greg t the over over here now thing is not yours, it is mine. So today on the show, we're gonna be doing. Can I hear andrewdiz Clay? No, you couldn't give me a freaking joke. Hold on, let me see it's in the sister, get me something. He just wants to hear any andrewdies

some them. I mean, you've got the brain of a freaking like pigeon. Bullford brought it up. He Bullfrid starts talking about dude, I'm eating these almonds. Somebody gave us good divers eating an orange, are you? Yeah? I have momonds in here too, bro I'm eating my freaking fist. Before I had a cracker. Somebody brought in this hummus, so it was in the studio. I broke it open and I spooned out some of the hummus that was delicious with these like Stacey chips. If you're at Stacy chips, yeah,

I actually have Stacy chips in here. You ain't open my staceyip. Broh. I hear breaking up something we're losing. As I was saying, several guests coming in and there is there's people that crowds outside this security high level stuff. You want to hear Andrew, I just did a search in the computer. He's so old and irrelevant that not even this computer has He is not irrelevant and is not irrelevant. I'm not sorry that I brought it up, because you know, we if big surprise to the listeners

out there. We don't have meetings. This is the sort of thing you would bring up in a meeting, right, So the podcast is really the meeting, right, and therefore we're not meetings that I'm gonna stay claimed that I'm over here now, is mine? Not? Because there's no man fair army to attack Greg TV this afternoon with sound clips and gifts of Andrew Dice Clay doing I'm over here. You know what I want Lonnie bringing? Yeah, I wanted to send him some sound bites he doesn't believe his

own friends. I beg the fair Heads were boys. We are boys. Gather your info, that's right. So the NBA trade deadline is today? Uh, you guys have something to say about that? Because I have zero interest in it. I mean as a press time, nothing's really gone on except the seventies Sixers got rid of new Lands, Noel Nerlands, no Perfect. When Carmelo Anthony went to the that's what I want to know. I want to know when Carmelo Anthony gets traded when he's gone. It's not happening today.

And I think the Knicks we're trying to pull off that big trade for Ricky Rubio. Yeah, what what's the big deal? Who cares Abo Rubio that's gonna make or break the freaking Knicks. Well, I think after the whole Derrick Rose debaccle with him leaving the team and stuff, he's kind of he kind of kind of lost some luster with the with the organization and he's clearly not the Derrick Rose of old. Oh no, absolutely not. I

agree there, Rubio has some upside. I think I think that's a good trade for the Nicks if they can pull it off. Here's the thing, it doesn't matter like for some reason, everybody is hooked on on Carmelo like gonna lead the Knicks to to the to the glory land, and that is never happening. He hasn't done anything for the Knicks. Since he's been here, and he could continue to blame management and the players around him or whatever. The bottom line is that he is not a winner

in the NBA, like Lebron James, like Steph Curry. He is not a winner, is not. I'm with you, and I don't like the Knicks, So I want I want Melo to be on the Knicks for as long as possibly deserve each other. You know that's kind of you know what, good point? I take back? Then he should be traded. You know what, You're probably right. Why give him a pass take to get out of here? You know what, wal freak, You're right, he's scary, scary to

think about that. He's right. Why give Carmelo a pass to get traded to another team that's better than the Knicks, that he can go off the glory land and he can win a championship. Let him sit here and rotten New York with the rest of us. What do you think? With the rest of us? I have zero opinion on this. You're a huge sports fans, as everybody I know. I'm a huge sports fan. I'm not a huge basketball fan. I hate basketball sport. I hate it. But you know what,

I can listen. And I gotta be honest, every time I see every time I see any kind of melo drama going on in the news or anything like that, I just tune out because it's a bunch of big, overstuffed, oversized kids. You know, it's like a high school cafeteria, all right, you know what I can see that. Listen, I'm I hate it. I'm to do with it because it's all all it is is like who said? He said? She said? People pushing that? Do I need to see Charles Oakley? How old is that guy? Acting like a

schmuck in the garden? Do I need to see that? Nick fans? That's scary Jones talking big oak to Oakley apparently is going to the Knicks Calves game in Cleveland. I like that. That's a juicy storyline right there. And Spike Lee he jumps up and down like a little bit every game. Oh man, what do we need to know today? Whoa man? Oh man? Oh man. I'm just saying I agree with you. I just think that this sport has become this and it's a bunch. It's you

know what happened to There's no I in team. They don't play like they do at the college level where they share it. They you know, everybody wants that, everyone wants that, that that highlight on the news. Look at me slam dunking right right, Michael Jordan mentality. Don't you think that that's Michael Jordans me me, me me game. Well, I mean I hate that. I hate that. It wasn't that that was the other sport behaves that way. Well, maybe he Maybe he's right, Maybe it was a Michael

Jordan's mentality. He started it all about him and it continued from that day on. I guess, I mean, maybe you're right, Bulfreak, Maybe you're right for me. It all started with Jordan's verse Bird one on one, because there it is, it's me versus you, one on one, two giant person realities the Bird used to share. You know that those guys were notorious playmakers, though you can't they weren't on Bird and Magic you know what we'll speaking

of the both of them. That is one of the other big storylines is you got Larry Bird, you know, who's the GM there in Indiana, and now you've got Magic Johnson who's back with the with the Lakers, right, and are both of them gonna make a deal this afternoon. That is a huge storyline right now that everybody's following I think Z I think about three of our off their heads are following Hey off their heads tweet us

at the off Fair Show. If you give two flying f's about basketball or the NBA trade deadline, I'm gonna go with you. Don't listen. I'm not saying that I'm a big basketball fan. I'm far from Then. Why have we spent the last eight minutes talking about It's the biggest thing that's going on. That the biggest thing I'll tell you in trade deadline? You want to talk about sports? Brocking it up? Here we go. This is what's up my my brome. Sports? You know you know where he's

gonna go. Where you know where he's going, by the hell he is? Major League Baseball? You want to talk sports? Why is major League Baseball cutting the intentional walk? Do you realize what's going on here? Thirty seconds of time? Thirty second They want to save thirty seconds so that means the picture does not have to go through the gratuitous motion four times in a row with the toss the soft tossed to the catcher where the catcher comes out of his crouch and he puts his mid out

to the side and he intentionally walks. So from now on, the rule is they want to put a batter on base, they just make the motion and they put the batter on base. You know, here's why they shouldn't do that. Couldn't explain to you why they let him. Let me finish up, let me get stay, let me finish greg to go ahead, go ahead, you need to be a bit no, no, go ahead, because there are pictures out there. The pictures out there, Mike like going on, there are

pictures out there. They have mental blocks, and they cannot throw the ball that way. They can't they can't do the soft toss. So meaning there's some erratic pitches going on. Maybe the catch is gonna I mean, we've all seen footage of a picture missing the soft toss. It goes over the catcher's head or looks just a little bit too outside, and then the batter goes to second or something.

All kinds of crazy ship right right right. So, so you're taking away that element, you're taking away the potential for a botched play which could happen and affect the game. But play give give another team and advantage. Because it does, it's called it's called an error, and it's part to play the game. It's called an error and it's part of the game. They should go through the motion. You

want to save thirty seconds? Stop with the with the coming in and out of the You know, there's just a million ways to do it, don't you think, Stop with the man just coming to the man, the visits, the stalling. Are we gonna go to a replay here? Should we? Should? We? Should we challenge this? Cut down the time in between innings. But if your team wins on a botch play at the time between each pitch, you gotta get those commercials in, bro, you don't know

you know all about that. Yeah, but but there's only ways to save time in the game saving. How many times are you gonna walk a person intentionally twice you're gonna save You're gonna cut down an entire minute from a major league baseball game. Wow, you've really accomplished the rotation of the picture's arm that they're trying to also help out. How many times is this guy gotta keep throwing the ball, Yeah, but it's still he's going around and around He's like, come on, gonna throw the ball

in there every time. That's what's on my mind. What's on your mind? Greg? Oh my god, I gotta say I I agree with you. Sara Jones, thank you Bald free Rik Yankees relief picture delln Baton says is notorious for not being able to throw the ball in the first base when when the when he gets like somebody has a groundball to him. And he's had issues with the intentional walk pitches as well. And who was that other dude that was amazing the guy who was in

the World Series. Can't just Sitny Royals guy I don't know, or Chicago Cubs guy that's one of the guys on the Chicago Cup that he's got a major mental block and he can't throw. He'll just they'll just run on him. I'm a purist. Heary Jones. I agree with you. Keep the game the way it is. Stop complaining. The first too slow. Nobody's first Baseball is losing fans by the day. It is too slow. People don't want to play baseball. You stand out there, you'd rather watch the cry babies

in the NBA. Good watched the NBA, which is more more exciting. I rather watching NFL, which is more exciting. I'd rather watch ice hockey, which is more exciting. Baseball is like watching paint dry. It is so boring. You stand you, but it's true. You you wait and you wait for the ball to get hit, just the first fifteen minutes. You know, you wait for the pictures. It's on your mind. What's on your mind? And also, you

know what else is also crappy. Hey, you know a father's son throwing baseballs in the backyard having a row with each other. That is so passe. No, dad and son are throwing the ball together, having those good old times like that's all make believe in the movies. Make believe for you because you've got two daughters. No, it's all make believe. I played catch with my dad all the time back in the day. Kids don't do that anymore. They exactly They played catch on video games. Now they

play catch on their iPhone. Nobody's playing catch in the backyard. Nobody's doing it anymore. That's you're working eight o'clock at night. Okay, how do you want to solve this problem? I just think baseball is to me. If baseball won away tomorrow, I wouldn't miss not Okay, that was Greg T. Everybody off their army needs to attack Greg T today on several fronts. Dare you say that Greg's defense? He's not alone in that opinion. A lot of people think that

it's kind of lost some lust. But yeah, but it's not gonna get its luster back by by cutting out the intentional wall. Right, that's right, that's where you're right, Scary, Thank you there, freak, what's on your mind? Uh? Oh? I want to thank everybody for spawning to my poll on Twitter yesterday where I asked what will it take for Scary Jones to start playing music at a proper volume on the podcast. So far the results fifty people have voted and right now say we have to steal

his BMW. Waterboarding came in second, uh intervention third, and my ears are Bleeding is number four. I was the one who voted for my ears of bleeding because they are. And there's still time to vote right now a bleeding though, because of this podcast talking about the NBA Scar. Pick a song and show how you play it versus how ball freak you like to play it. There's still time to vote at Twitter at Yeah Yeah scary to pick a song the revivalists, I need to get a chance

to talk, not even fair pick a song. I don't have a song, any song, random song song. My issue is ball freak Dude, Why do you gotta air our dirty laundry out to the Twitter world? Out to their dirty laundry? People listen to the podcast every day. They know exactly what I'm talking about, yes, but you continue to I'm just bringing it to the front of the of the of the person what exactly happened now? Because what he does is he goes on the Twitter and

he starts writing about why does ball? Why does Skewery Jones contro us? Solve the problem? Play a song the way you would played scary? How would you play a song? He's not gonna do it right now because now he's now it's top of the yeah playing, So that's how he would play. Listen. Okay, now look I get a perfect levels yere right. But you've been doing this four hundreds of episodes and we've told you is Jennifer yeasy headphones exploding? That's radio one on one. How long you

been in the business, bro? Now I'll play my keyboard on Yesterday I'm gonna call you out. Bro, I'm calling you out. Now play the way ball for you would like you to play it? Same song. Yeah, that's good, that's perfect, That is awesome. Everybody knows what my point is. I don't need I don't need to defend my stance here. The people have spoken, but I understand what Gregg Tea's coming from. Why do you have to out because it's unprofessional and it needs to stop. And I am here

as the off air head listener advocate. You know, by the way, because people like you, people like you. We are known as the podcast that yells and argues with each other because people like you. We are because you don't. Because you know a dog who can't learn a new trick, you put it. You put it out there and nod. Round one. You're a dog and you're not learning a new trick. It's simple. Just make it minus five lower

than it normally is. People don't want to hear music drowning out people talking about unless it's unless it's you that they're drowning out. No, you're the one doing the drowning, Captain waw and round one. It seems like ball freak is coming out and he's smoking. I'm past Scary Jones unbelievable, and Scary is about to go down. Then the bell. We're going to the ball, all right, scout right, here we go to all right, I'm alright, I'm gonna play this song at a regular level. I look at a second.

I didn't get a chance to give a shout out to where I was yesterday. Where are you Greg? You know? After we got done talking about the bull, I went out and I found myself a barbecue place to go to here in New York City. Shot and I've never gone there before ever, and I've never tried it. And I said, you know what, I looked him up on Google. They got a couple of stars. So I went over to what's called the Country. They'll sorry, hill Country Grill in New York City. Country barbecue they do. They do

barbecue there. Yeah, you've been there a lot a lot of times. Yeah, dude, give get some get some some country. Give us some hill billy music, billy naming name the hill country barbecue, not old country grill, Hill Country barbecue. Give me something ning nick ni ning ning ning Ing, ning ning ning ning ning Ning, Come on, yeah, ding name name ing Ing give it to me, give me come on. I love Hill Country Barberce. Hi, guys, have you ever been there before? Pal freak? I have here.

I think I was there with you once upon it time we went, You and I we went when you guys were friends, back before he started playing the music to that. Yeah, there we go back stomach his bowl. So I walked by. I walked by this place quite often. And as I'm walking by the place, I keep smelling like I gotta go in there. But I was by myself, and you know, scary. You don't like to go in there by yourself. I hate eating along. So I decided don't. I'm picking my pants up and I'm going in there.

Look a big boy. So I went in and I said to the woman that was the host, I said, Hey, I'm here by myself. What do I do? She said, write this down, go see what you want. Go tell the chef, and you go right up and and they're smoking it right in front of you. So all day around, dude, Hey, I gotta talk to you off the off the off air show about that. I gotta hook up with you. But they are they are smoking the pulled pork right there.

Man and they PLoP it on the burger with some pickles and some onions, and I'm like, oh my god, what, First of all, you ate all my arm andds. You went in the other studio. You took my almonds and my hummuds. And now you're talking about pulled pork sandwich. Is I'm dying. You're dying. Let's go to Carluccio's after this. That's done by me. Come down to Carlo. He's gonna drive. I'm gonna be driving to Carlos am. Let's do that. Let's just get a pulled pork sandwich. Yeah, where we're

gonna get a pull o gun? Really really hungry? Now, where can we get a pulled pork sandwich right now? Ah? Man, you don't want to go back to the hamil country work Hamilton's pork Jersey City. We go to Park Slope. I think they closed pork Slow all fletchers in Brooklyn. Dude, we've been there together, Park South, Park Slope, brook I'm not going to Brooklyn, to Brooklyn and cut the meat for you right there. You know you're getting Brooklyn blue

smoke is crazy in the city. It's right here. I think you guys are blue blue smoking up my side right now. I think my penis is perfect. All right, you guys are I'm gonna play a song at a regular normal I can't see about that, and I'll cuss that kid right now, many cuss that. Now I'm gonna get into the Revivalist, get into this is I wish I knew. I love the normal volumes on the air stive list, bro Shine n a star, you know who you are? Everythank you like the sun only a swan

thank you. I'm gonna stay it open, sitting and the stars. That's the so Friday Night O take Me to You at All show, the one I need, the more I need, the mos Wisi I was young god. So now we're heres a long two strangers in the ride. We can share two strangers and that's Revivalist on the offair show. Yeah, well, Walfred, what's your problem with that song? Where do I begin? Where do I end? Podcast? Can't be that it sucks.

Like a true artist artist we call ourselves artiste is an e at the end, there's nothing wrong with that song. People love that song. Man, all right, Well yeah, okay, great, Well it's the fair and I'm scar along with Greg t and bull fig Rannie. You guys, you never ever give me enough credit for booking guests? Right? What do you mean don't give you enough? Because we could give you all the credit for not booking? Did I not

bring Sammy sweetheart? Hard? You cannot keep harping on? Did I not bring stas from give us a list of four people? That's all? He bangs are heads? Wait with this thing? Did I not bring you sir Ivan? A huge huge that doesn't even count, Sir Ivan does not count. We do. So today I've went above and beyond. Yes, we have. It's we've got so many. Second, I've got not one, not to not four. I got several celebrities coming in here right now. We're talking about no d

r C lists. We're going for a list celebs right here on their because the affair heads and the offair army deserve it, all right, and you guys after today, yeah, we'll be kissing my boots. Okay, So let's say, okay, in fact, freak, who do you name some names? Let's let's say who's scary brought ahead? Well, freak, shout him out? Who do you think he bro? You want me to guess? Yeah, just you say a list celebt, that's by scary standards. I don't know Bill Murray, Bill Murray coming in not

today to stand here and make guesses. I don't know to begin to think who's coming into this in fact, by the way, guys, because because they are a listers. Yeah, there is security outside because Jones Listeny Jones, rondolo from welcome back, Welcome to Corter, Welcome to corteror we have choppers. Turn on the microphone, we turn on my outside. Yes, and the crowd, the crowd, their crowds outside the studio. Listen, you're the helicopter. That's a helicopter overhead because of the

security that's invites in the real helicopter. Turn the crowd by. It sounds like the beginning of good Night Sigon by Billy Joe. It's all kinds of you, guys. That's really Joe coming in. You're trying to hear those people. You feel gonna start playing? Are you easy going to descend the studio like on a piano. Harry comes down really tall on I have hold on a second, lazy gentlemen, Yeah, Solea's welcome to the studio. Kardashian, are you telling me.

He's Kartashian. Everyone. Oh my god, I have heard so much about you guys, ball freak. Look at this is in the studio. This is us. I feel like this has been a long time come well, seriously, so much to ask you you can ask away. And I'm here with actually an unexpected friend. Hold on, let me get the door. All the Kardashians, the whole Kardashian My sisters are in LA but we're going to actually make the announcement. She is who's here now? It's Milan. That makes sense.

She's in New York. R's I am. I am in New York right now. Thank you. You know, as you know, we've been working very hard since we got elected, which is why I'm going on vacation for the next forty years. Largo, Milania, and now Kim Kardashian is. How do you guys know each other? Well? Actually, as you guys know, like our husbands are really good friends and they go like way back, So we just have so much in common and from

events and stuff, just cons really running into each other. Yes, we both did g Q. We did g Q. Shoot, we both are mothers. We don't have so many things that we eventually came together. So she's a lovely, beautiful woman, very nice. So how did Scary Jones approach you about coming on the Are you familiar with the podcast? I am familiar with the podcast. Um, Scary actually knows my mom and Chris, as you guys know, Chris is my manager. So so that that's the way it happened. And I'm

in town with Kanye. We had a little Valentine's Day week and we had we made an entire week and we had fashion week and then, um, I will say, when Elvis finds out that you're here on the podcast, Elvis Duran might fire both of us for not finding the show from before our show. Yeah. Absolutely, Well, you know, the guests, we just get the scraps and leftovers, but you guys are not scraps. Are left absolutely, And you know, Chris loves the show. My mom's referred to her as

Chris time. Yes. And Donnie loves the show too. We have a long storied history with with your husband Donald. He's listened to it maybe once, but for him, you know that's enough. And you know, I'm very good friends with your with your son Eric, So Eric and we play golf together. He callowed me this. He told me this steps on steps on steps and I'm sorry, I'm damn, I'm sorry. I mean we're not disappointing you guys, that not at all. This is this is a pleasure to

be here. I don't do this often. As you know. I decided to carve out half hour. I have big crush on bald freak. Can I take a number you cross? Maybe a couple of years. He's been divorced like seven times, could maybe the eighth maybe? All right, Wow, it's your future. This is a huge this is political. He's damaged. Good, huge rush. I don't want to be like like a dead body in an alley. This won't happen. My security team is one that first you're running the show. Do

we have any other guests with us? Who else is more? Well, you guys, I had Ivanka in the lobby, so we can bring her up. And Ivanka are both here. There's more. It keeps on getting that. We are spending the day together. So if you guys want her to come up, she can come out. Okay, Oh well we'd love to have Vaka. Would you like my girlfriend sticks around? Yeah? The more the merrier, right is it all women. It is all women today, Girls Day on the right podcast to the

huge here. I can't believe what you've done. Bull freak. I mean, we gotta you know this is we gotta give credit where credits to know I've listened. I'm speechless, and so we can bring her in. This is, this is wonderful. I've had this up my sleep for months. She might take a couple of minutes. She's she's getting make up. These guys, by the way, they they they've actually accused me. I'm not doing a damn thing for this podcast, fourteen episodes. Whatever this is. I gotta say something.

Today is the day you're coming out for. Today is the day. I mean, this is our lucky day too. I'm honored to be here. You know, it is an honor to have you here. You know, all the off air yugs. You gotta see this. I wish we can show you all of these pictures of us with Kim and Milania. Yes, and I'm dressed up like a cow as well. Is this a fashion week statement? It might have to be. Well. I wanted to impress you, Kim. I'm like, you know what, I have never had really

good luck with girls named Kim. I had two girlfriends and they both broke up with me. In their names Kim Kim Fields from the Facts of Life. No no, no, no, no no. The other one, I actually forget her last name. It was Kim camar La Kamal. I forget her last name. Anyway, she looked up to me in college, and then it was Kim Hanson broke up with me in high school. And now there's Kim Kardashian And you know, Kim, I'm so improuded. So now what are you guys up to today?

What are you guys promoting? You gotta be hawking something right. Yeah, well, as you guys know, Ivonka's shoes, ivanka shoes are beautiful, Yes they are. You know, it's very unfortunate what happened with Nordstrom. But as Donnie says, when one door closes, another one open. So Burlington coat facted here we come. I think it's the next move. It's um maybe seven

eleven or something. Either one. Ivanka has wonderful taste though her Her clothing is so on point, and she's always like on fleet and just so looking so good and thank you so keeping up with the Kardashians is airing next Sunday, season twelve, and Melania, I want an episode on your reality show. I mean that's I don't have a reality show. We're living in there's no way that

everything's real. Come on this. Yeah, well, um, you know, I just wanted to come on the show and clear up a lot of misconceptions, because a lot of people misconception me that your husband is a racist. They say that, they they say, we have political opinions on For every person that says he's a bad person, there's a hundred people who love him. So people forget this. And he's a magnificent lover. We've heard he is great. He's got

small hands, small hands, but big assets. Let's let's hear that's not what I hear about people with small hands. Brid Do you have a question for Kim Kardashian or for I see Ivanka in freak? You're missing this, man, I'm hearing it all. You come down the hallways a gentleman Trump. Yes, Hi, it's so good to be here. Oh my god. So Ivanka, first of all, I want to say I'm very sorry what happened with you in

North Dumps. Okay, it's you know Walter the pictures. Now we can talk about the elephant in the room as much as you guys want. Um, things are very exciting right now, even though you know Nordstrom shut the door. There's so many things going on. I know that you're friends with Eric, yes, and um. You know, it's unfortunate that we had to step down from the foundation. But we're still very busy right still, very busy. Things are going wonderfully with Jared. We're in d C. Now. I

love it. It's it's really the white picket fenced dream. Want it unbelievable. It's really rare that Milani and I are spending the day together, so and we have we have a lot in common. You know, a lot of people don't realize that we're very close friends. I could sit here and just talk to you all day. This is really unbelievable. Question for Ivanka or Milannia or Kim. I don't have any I can't believe that all these people are in the same room at the same time.

Probably very rare. And he's not unraveling. Usually we have massive stars here and he comes stuttering, believe of it. I'm not in my composure. How long did it take you to put this together? Episode five? When you guys first told me I needed to get celebrities and a liss people on the shows. So cool? Oh sorry us, Ronnie? Is it right? Um, it's it's a big coincidence that all of us are here. Milannia and I are rarely in the same place, and then you know, Milannia and

Kim do have a friendship. And the big reason why we're here is we're working on something with Mariah Carey. And that is the last surprise. She is next door car Hello Darlins, Hello Darlins, the real queen has arrived. Why how are you? I'm great, This is unbelievable. Seriously, oh my god, Alvis would kill us. Seriously. I mean, we know that you and Elvis might have had a you know mine are falling out, but seriously, but no, no, but I know you should have been offered for the

big show for Elvis. You should have done his interview first. I think my team said we're doing that in a couple of weeks, So I think that so we are working on a big brand together, all four of us. Because well after James and I broke up, you know, I was tired of being the Milannia in the situation, I decided I want to be the Donald Us. Women need to be self made and have our own things. So we're working on a champagne line, all four of us chae. That's great. I'm buying it, and we all

have impeccable taste. And we're all queens darling. I mean, my family loves this idea. So whatever the fans love, I will do. And I was in the area, as you know, I have a place in Jersey, So I'm going to come through if if Kim is here and Milannia is here and we're we haven't actually met in person yet to work on it. It's all been over the phone. We definitely how do we get exclusive on this? You guys? Well, um, the Champagne is going to launch in about three weeks and are going to be bringing

you guys bottles. Yeah, and you know, we like to stay humble. We don't always have to do like the number one show. You know you can do the number one hundred. Yeah, this is so far from the one hundred the number one pull freak. What's your favorite Mariah Carry song? Do you have one? What's the one that she was on the roller skates. Yeah, with the one that you were on the roller skates. Do you remember that one? I've been on roller skates for years. That

was in that sweet fantasy, Sweet fantasy. That's one we love that. That's one of my favorites, and fantasy will freak. I'm so upset over that you're in another studio listening. I know you guys are getting you know, you in a bunch of a list ladies. Maria, Donnie and I dance to the fantasy all the time. It's a it's a fantasy. It's I'm living a fantasy. I mean, it's just a fantasy. It's not the real thing. This has been. I mean, we are very fortunate to have all four

of you, ladies. Thank you. I just want to address the elephant in the room about me, because a lot of people a lot of wondering. Yes, all, I've seen all the videos. I know the fans will talk about what was in the box that I gave to my chef. It was an awkward exchange. By the way, that day you looked beautiful, I mean, honestly, like Jackie Nassas, you look fat. Thank you so much. It was actually a

posted no that to help me. It wasn't really. Tiffany stow that It's great And if I may ask Mariah seriously, yes, darling, can we talk about New Years for a second. I knew that was going to be brought up, and I'm fully ready for that. What's going on? And what happened? Really? What really happened in that ear piece? What really listen?

When you are a living legend, darling and there are millions of people watching you and the noise from the audience, you don't even know your ear piece and then the vocals were supposed to be there. Okay, I've been doing this for over twenty years and I'm allowed to make a mistake. But this was not my mistake. This was mtvs mistake. And except the fact that it was on ABC and too much of Drink had an extra, I did not. You know, we did arrive late. It was

all very last minute. And you know, when when something goes wrong, it's always my fault, always my fault. Yes, but my Lamily is here for me no matter what. You know, and we move on. You have a question for Kim. If Kim could come back over to the microphone, so what happened now with Kanye, like he like lost his mind and they had a hospital he went away

for axating. Well, I wouldn't say lost his mind. I think that's a little brutal, but it's okay to um basically after what happened in Paris, which was very tragic and you and they took you hostage. Yeah, you know, I do remember that. I do remember that, you think. And they found the duct tape the other day that somebody has I didn't duct tape, but they did arrest sixteen of the guys, and so I'm feeling a lot of closure right now. And back to posting selfies on Instagram. Yeah,

I'm posting lots of selfies. Look, even though I post on average thirty seven selfies a day, it doesn't mean I don't care about my community. Okay. I'm just trying to make the world a better place. You take your GEO tag location off of you, and you know, it was a little bit of a wake up call not to show every single amount of jewelry, but I'm wearing

and just to be more understated. And Kanye just it was an emotional time for him because he's lost his mother and he imagined losing me, so, like, you know, you know, how do you feel that Just the other day I saw that the Spice channel was still running your video with ray J, your porn that you did. You know, whenever that gets brought up, I just say,

that's neither here nor there. And I know about this too, you know, people keep bringing up my past, and you know, Kim and I can relate that there's lots of false accusations about us, but I also like to well, we both did g Q, we both did this yo. But seriously, that ray J video, oh well, you know what, that's that's always going to be there. But I honestly know that they're still paying like eight for it. You know, I'm saying, yeah, so Chris is in charge of all

of that, but I'm I'm not my past. I am who I am right now, and so we're gonna let that go. We're gonna let Paris go, and we're just gonna have a good time. Melania actually takes a good selfie, but she doesn't post them. I don't post them, you know. Sometimes I like to photoshop them so that I look more like Michelle Obama. But this has been an amazing experience. I have to be honest, ladies and gentlemen. We want to thank you first of all, all of you ladies,

thank you for having me. And actually, you know, I just wanted to praise a lot of the celebrities who are defending my dad, like Nicole Kidman and Lindsay Lohan. They're sticking up for him. And um, I did notice though, that you came in here today with another one of our friends that is uh an up and coming fantastic a comedian named Natalie Friedman. God, I heard of her. It's totally heard of her, and I know that all four of you ladies, like you know, are so popular

and it's great. Please welcome Natalie Friedman Comdiana. So that wasn't Kim Kardashian, No, no, no, no, they were here. They're here. This is amazing. I just got pictures with all of them, and I'm a fan of I'm a fan of all of them. They're all very elegant ladies, they really are. But I can't believe we just upstaged all four of them from I'm not an a lister. I know that's a fact, man, that that you were here and we were focused on all those other women.

I mean, you were just attractive as Kim Kardashian. Kim, I'm sorry, you're a spitting image. Spitting image. I can see that. I could see that. I just said, you know, there's there's no reason to have somebody else here that's not being paid attention to, right, So let's pay attention. We've learned to pay attention to all five members of the boy band group. You know, Chris Kirkpatrick's of the world, right right, Yeah, you know, so there we are you,

Chris Kirkpatrick. Well, I have a secret to tell everybody. I'm an up and coming comedian. You can see me at Caroline's Gotham. I have a YouTube channel, It's Natalie Friedman. But um, I have a little secret. I don't know if I should announce it or go for it. I don't know. No, I'm not. I'd be murdered by my dad, probably to be a man. No, No, we're not. You're really Catholic and you're not Jewish. No, I really am Jewish. Sometimes I'm confused, but I am Jewish. Okay, but what

are you confused about? Well? Is there a god? I don't know if we should get into that in the morning. But there's always when you're twenties, six years old, you don't know what. You don't already hit politics as well do religion. I don't know what. I was the voice behind all the characters. I have a sneaky and them, and you know what, we didn't get Nicole Kidman in there,

so we might just have to insert her real quick. Um. She was going to defend Donald and she was going to say, I just feel like we should all just stick up for Donald and just really as celebrities, we need to come together and be an acceptance mode. I don't understand how you do it. You're very You're very good. You're very good. You go from voice to voice to voice without stopping and like saying, hold on, what do I want to say here? Like your your brain continues

to just talk and then you just switch over. I don't know how you do that? How do you do? Jim is not actually here. I've met her and I've shown her my impression and she was so nice to me because she knows a lot of people do impressions. So I met her in l A at an event. Kanye was there and I was like him, I do a lot of impressions of you, and she was like, oh my god, that's so awesome. And then I did it real quick and I was like, I always put you in a positive light. And she was like, so

nice to meet you. And I got a picture with her. That's all I've ever done your impressions for anyone else. I have not met Milannia and Ivanka yet. Maybe that Donald tweet at me and maybe it'll happen. Truss is good press, right, we do we do the Trump We know, yeah, I know that you're friends with Eric and I know they're good people. So I mean there's a lot of hate out there, beings at the end of the day, so let's just say that. Yeah, to be to be honest for real, we don't we never I listen to

this show. We don't go anywhere near political, absolutely, but we but we've done a lot of work to the point that we have become very good friends with them. And yeah, I mean we have friends in the White House. Actually, She like, like, you know, one of his assistants, one of the people who were high in his staff, This girl Lynn, She's awesome. She worked for him in New York City and now she's in the White and now we have Natalie Freeman that maybe we could put a

video together and send it over and in front of them. Yeah, that'd be fun. I made some appearances as Milannia. Yesterday I just had a show and I was playing Milannia. So blessing and curse. I'm gonna have a lot of work for the next four years. Anybody that you can do any other slugs? I do a lot of other people. I do cartoon characters. That's how I started out. So I don't know if you guys like the Simpson dude, Bull Freak, I mean, this is a girl just for you.

I mean, honestly, she loves the Simiz. That was Milannia, who has and she loves people with baggage. We could I don't love people with baggage, let's clear that up. But I'm confused about religion. Bull Freak has been married eight times, divorced eight times. I thought it was seven seven? Right, you never know one more? Yeah? Seven, it'll be eight soon to be in town four. I live in New York City. So are you taking a resume? What's your blood type? Did you any running? Do you run run?

I do some running. He's an run she's busy. Mom. I feel like all these women on the show, we're just annoying. Are don't say that? Well, that's old school, Mark Simpson, right, old school. Did you guys watch the rug Rapp? Rugrats and the Simpsons were my life? I'm a nineties kid and you want to bring the Simpsons. Kim kardash And was on her shoe this is GREATULD give her most tavern get cars. Yeah, I think Kim as a nice ask, though, I'll say that, Oh my god. Actually,

so you ask how I at what age? Like, when does somebody start doing this? When did you realize you could do voices? Okay, so this is kind of how it started. My parents would always let me as a kid watch like rated our movies PG. Thirteen. Whenever there'd be a sex scene, I'd feel super awkward. You know, you don't want to watch a sex scene with your parents. I'd run up to my room and I just play the radio or watch TV and just do voices. And I realized I can actually kind of do the spot

on because I would start to do it for friends. Now, so you listen to the voice study it. Yeah, it was like sound memory. So this is how you got into it when you were a kid. When I was a kid, embarrassed watching sex scenes from it kind of started. I spent a lot of time in front of the mirror and some of the characters it was just sound memory. I just listen, Okay, this is how I do it.

And then in high school, you know, with teachers, I would start to impersonate them and my friends would be like, you sound exactly like them. Then I started to google how to get on SNL, and so I moved to New York. So then my next question, so when do you take this giant lea? When do you hit the stage for the first time? Uh? And do some stand up? When do you do a voice for the first time? I would say I started doing stand up a little

bit when I was seventeen eighteen. It wasn't consistent enough. And then when I made the move to New York at one, that's when I was like, this is for real. I want to do this for a career. Now you said you you were about to say something, Actually was it? I forgot about the Simpsons. You're like, oh, sorry, and you have a YouTube channel. Where can we see you on YouTube? It's Natalie Freedman and my Instagram isnt Freedman TV.

I post an impression every week. I did some funny videos on Instagram, so that's not Freedman TV, and so is my Twitter. A monthly residency at Caroline's Comedy Club, the famous Carolines in New York City, So you do a Wednesday night comedy show, and then you are also resident at Gotham Comedy which is the Bove by the way, those are two huge New York City comedy right. You had a show last night. I did have a show last night and it was called Trump Day actually, so

and you do some of these impressions on stage. I do these impressions in my sets. Absolutely. I tried to do as many as show. Is this like your show? Or you're just hosting? What is a show like? What does the Natalie Freeman show like Caroline's. So it's a mix every time. So sometimes I'll be hosting and sometimes I'll just be doing a set, part of the act, and so it's it's different every night. That's what's exciting. You know. On Thursdays I host a Ladies Night where

it's just women in comedy. So it's different all the time. And um, I always try to about how do you feel about where women in comedy are. I'm sorry, um, CNN has are doing the history of comedy, this huge documentary that's several different episodes of it, and there's an episode focusing on that, and they're just saying of how how comedy in general has changed, how it's pave the way for women and how they are today versus how they were viewed in the seventies or eighties. Absolutely, I

saw the provo. They were like, women are better at comedy. I was like, Okay, they're going to get a lot of you. I think that it's a really good time right now. I think it's evolved. I think it has been a struggle. There's always going to be those haters that are saying women aren't funny on my YouTube channel the other day, not even funny, women shouldn't do comedy. But we have come some such a long way, and I think it's it's a great time. Yeah, for for me to hear a women do comedy. Uh, it's a

change of pace for me. It's a breath of fresh air. You know. I can turn on the comedy channels, I can go to see shows and it's always you know, just driven by men, men men, and it's the same jokes all the time, my anatomy, this and that. The girl. Yeah, it's like, okay, I got it. They've hit me over the head with this, but they see a woman stand up and do that comedy and to hear you deliver the jokes. It is refreshed thanks to people like him.

Let's thank Amy and me comings yes, yes, and and the vulgarity is so accepted, you know, I'm sure I went SMA. I could not believe it. How was it? It was. It was like eye opening, eye popping. I'm like, oh my god, she's a woman and she's like speaking explicitly. Yeah, and that's it's it's now allowed. I mean, fifty years ago, it's unlady like to talk like that. But now we

can really do whatever. And Amy and I am going to the same school, acting school as Amy actually right now, William esper So, I really look up to her in terms of how hard she worked as an actress and a comedian. I think that she earned her way how to deal with Heckler's like, for instance, in a show.

I need to know this because sometimes we're on stage and like rude text messages will come in, yeah, you know, and all of a sudden you'll be like every day, fuck you man, Well, so what kind of text messages from who? People? And they're like, you guys is think of pretend Ronnie well Freak is a heckler in the audience. Let's let's look at an experiment. Yeah, ah, both forgetta heckled before before the comedy. The comedy. So, I to Minnesota, and a lot of people are like, what's in Minnesota?

And I'm like, I'm from the Beverly Hills of Minnesota. Okay, it's kind of like saying it from the nice part of Staten Island. But I'm a I go back to Minnesota with the cows and the big losing stuff. It's all right, buddy, go back to Staten Island. Nobody likes your bureau anyways. You know, it'll just be a little a little side tag or I'll ignore it. Um. I don't get hecklers a lot. Funny. I've never gotten that,

but I've seen it. It's typically men on men, and I don't know if that's a generalization, but I don't get heckled a lot. And I think people are sometimes like in awe of the impressions, so they don't even know what to say. Um. Sometimes I'll be doing Melania so well that people will actually like love to hate it as a lot of people you know, don't like them. It actually has a you know, they're charged by it. Make the politicians. Yeah, absolutely, but I'm so I wasn't

prepared to deal with the hecklers. Yeah, like you said you would do Rugrats impressions. You know, let's let's get some of these cartoons. Did you guys watch Rats? My favorite character was Chucky. He's so cute, Oh Pat Blanket, and I was started the voice of a Khaki and Phil and little that was the best. That's really how I started on. Thank you, great cartoons? Have you done? Um? I loved Arnold? Okay, Arnold, move it football ahead? Did you guys ever watched that? I'm such a nineties kid.

That's the thing. I wish some of the off air heads could see me right now. I feel like the tongue is on the floor. My eyeballs have fallen out. I'm just sitting here by the way, Oh my god, taller than the house. What's that? Oh my god? Backwards with a backwards language here, So we all turned backwards? Is it like that would be pigig? We just do backwards languages? Is taller? Is hot? Girl? Thank you guys. You guys are all very handsome, and we ourselves. I

beg to come. I got We're like a bunch of jugs in the house. Guys backwards okay? Yeah? So is that code word when you guys are out? Oh, it's so like if you're out with your girlfriends and then you're like, let's say, some guys checking you out. You can say to your girlfriend like, oh, seriously, don't look now, but this yug is checking me out, and no one we're talking about it kind of sounds like you're saying

this like this ugly guy. But yeah, we could do like the boos that like TACKI and Pakis don't okay? And what else? Do you have anything else? Anything? Fun? Ellen? Don't you do? Ellen? I don't do Ellen? You know I do? Nicki Minaj a little bit o k married, She's another diva that's hold on a second, let me get some should we get some Nicki music. I'm a

big fan of Nicky personally. Actually, you know, I'm a big fan of Mariah and most of the women that were on the show, so um when we would hold that against you, and you're respectful the way you do it, so it's not like it's yeah, it's the Queen Bee. Barbie is Barbie bitch? Like you know, like all these women like they just try to be like me and they try to act like me, but like, really, who's

the real original queen? Like really like all these rappers they think that they can rap like me, but I'm the original, Like, come on, you got that vocal fry. She's very like she's very like like very she does it on purpose. No human being actually talks like that. Can you can you teach our fair heads how to do? Give you a lesson? Yeah? That would be amazing for everybody because I wanted to like, who do you go to to say, hey, I want to I want to try a voice on you. It's like who do you

go to trust? Because you know a lot of times, well we'll do something and we'll ask our buddies, Hey, you think this is funny and never goes oh yeah it's great, and it's really never funny. So who do you trust? Who do you go to test out of voice? There are some best friends that I go to who are not in the industry, surprisingly because those are the main consumers of comedy. So sometimes I'll shoot a video

if it's a new person from the Bachelor. For example, I do Karin, I do Courin Olympius, and you know, if she has this very specific way she talks with her lips. Still, I'll send it to a friend that loves The Bachelor and she'll be like, oh my god, that's spot on. And then I'll post it on Instagram sometimes first, and the feedback Instagram is kind of like an open mic for me. I'll post a Mariah video, It'll do really well, and then I'll say, Okay, let me do a full length video for YouTube. Let me

put it in a show. And also, because I've been doing impressions so long, I can kind of be the judge too. I can say no, I'm eight out of ten on this, let me work on it, or this is what I'm going to keep doing. So another thing you don't know about Natalie Friedman. She is also an actress. She's been in some national TV commercials, including the current Match dot Com TV commercial where the two girls are in New York City talking to the guy in the park. Right,

it's the big campaign. I wish it was whish was t we were talking to and you just shot a commercial that's going to go national soon. It's Degree for Degree Yes to gradiotor In. I said to my agent, I hope I'm not the stinky girl, but I booked it. What else have you been in? I've been in a Carousel commercial, I've been in a lot of nationals. And then there's a feature film coming out called Tale of the Wet Dog that I'm going to be in in April. I'll be acting alongside Tank Sade and he's he's an

Australian actor. He was in Gilmore Girls. I do want to stop. Very disappointed when Scary told me that you were in match dot com commercial because it would look so real. I really guys were like really going over these guys. I'm so disappointed that that Match dot com now is like blown that mind blown? Well for real? You really think it was real? I did, because the guy talks to them in a park and he's like these guys and I'm thinking like, oh my god, this

is really real. Like I was like sucked in. Are you trying to were you trying to join Match dot com. Know what else, bang bus? Bang bus is not real. You know, they don't pick up girls on the side of the road to come into their bus and lure them when really acts for cash for real, not happening for mind blown right now? Are you kidding? On the video talk about it's funny stories, he said, story from Match dot com. They actually wanted us to sign up

after so that's real in their defense. And we were at the time, me and my best friend, we were both like, we're not single, and they were. They didn't even give us the app for free. They were giving us a discount. Wow, you don't get get she's not gonna like this. But they weren't even going to offer

the free membership. So we were like, I say, with my current guy from Minnesota, I'm actually from Minnesota, and a lot of people that are from the East Coast that don't travel a lot, they'll say, what's in Minnesota? Didn't think they had streets? He now knows Minneapolis is a major metropolitan I always say I'm from the Beverly Hills of Minnesota. One of our co hosts from the Elvis Durand Morning Show, Bethany is from Minneapolis as well,

so that's why we know a little bit. But the first time he was talking to Bethany, he was like, they like street signs and streets. Yeah, he was like, I'm an insulated guy. I'm from Brooklyn. I grew up in this area and I never laughed where they only eat pizza. I mean, it's but you know, no, I feel like i've I've now, I've traveled a little bit more around the country, trying not to be as naive. But what do you think of the city You've been

here a few years now? I mean, is this a place with that you now call home or at home? I do call it home. When I go to Minnesota for Thanksgiving, I'm ready to come back. I've been here for five years. I think that's the New Yorker bag. I feel it. I feel like I'm a New Yorker and I love it here and Minnesota like you had a dirty water hot dog? No, okay, Well then I'm a health freak. So that's the problem is that I

have not like for a little while. Well, I mean you and I are both are both on a healthy diet right now. So yeah, I actually met Natalie. She came to a Super Bowl party that she was actually at the Ainsworth with us on my birthday, the day that they gave me a cake and that I couldn't need it. She was sitting right next to me with our buddy Danny Estrata over here in the corner. Remember that party that we were not at. I invited you both, Ronnie.

Ronnie bailed the last minute, and Greg t never said he was coming to begin with. I said, anyway, that was the day. There was a good time. And then I saw that you had no dressing on your salad, and I said, he's doing the same thing. I am, no dressing, no sugar. And you know he's he's He talks to Doctor fat Loss all the time, which, by the way, Dr fat Loss will be here in studio with what is he a nutritionist? Doctor? What impersonation does

he do? He's a nutritionist, yeah, he answered impressions. Nu. He plays the part of a skinny guy who was once heavy. Right, so he just tells, you don't eat food for forty one days. Where's my money? Right? Shut up? Anyway, it's you do as well. And you know what, We're going to post up a picture of all of us here with awesome having you Natalie Friedman Wick when find you, I got a question, freaking question. So, what's what's your long term plan? Natalie Freedman, you mentioned SNL. Do you

want to voice cartoons? You clearly have a talent for it than you want to be the most famous person from Minnesota. That's gonna be tough. Well, you know, I'm I'm not on the pursuit of fame. I'm on the pursuit of being in movies that will come exactly pursuit of happiness. You know, family, love and money is the good stuff, right, But I want to be in movies, TV shows. I'm always auditioning for episodics and voiceover work so and comedy. So it's a lot, but I want

to do it all. And um, things are going really well. I'm excited. I actually auditioned for a g T. America's got talent, so fingers crossed. I mean, you know, they're they're very clean, very family clean. So I don't know if Yeah, I have a very pretty voice, thank your materials dirty as hell? Yeah? Oh he's dropped an anchor. How can you do a pirate? I don't do pirate? Come on, try to do a pirate before the podcast Captain wax Sparrow what if? And then we summarize everything

else like do with the drop anchor through here. Yeah, we're gonna drop trout. Oh look you're naked. You got there? We go, We can with six others. She's a couple of seconds for everybody, say Jack lobe extended. So so where can we find you? You can find me on Nat Friedman TV. That's my Instagram and Twitter, and my YouTube channel is Natalie Freedman and all of my shows I post on my website Natalie V. Freedman dot com. Yes, what for the V is my middle name, Valentina Natalie

Freedman dot com has taken. I want to offer her thousands of dollars, but she won't step down. So I'm Natalie V. Freedman. So you guys can find all my show dates on there, and it will link to my YouTube. It will link to my social media Natt Freedman TV. Will also be at Gotham Comedy Club as well. Yes, yes, and I'm so excited that you guys had me on the show. I'm honored. When I come back, I'll have other impressions for you guys, and on TV as well.

At on that Degree will be coming out soon and then Tail of the Wet Dog will be releasing this summer. We'll standing for your commercials. Thank you. I'd like you to come back and impersonate scary and great tea because I need to work on that. I was just thinking that at a time. Jack Line, swatch, satch. I guess it's just watching