The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #320

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This podcast all depends on you. Baby.

Three.

I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it.

I'm not gonna ask you what you're doing because it's a client.

I'm not doing it. Scary. By the way, Welcome to the Brooklyn Boys.

Slice Time for episode three twenty. I'm David Brody. That's Scary Jones with his mouthful. Is that Zeeman in your mouth?

Okay?

Yeah, Scary is taking some kind of liquid drops because you know what, he's doing his fat program again. So he's he's he's swallowing, can't swallow. He's gotta let it sit in his mouth for two minutes, two seconds, two and two.

We'll be back in two and two. Chuck Willer, he's dead. What are you doing? Oh, he can't. He doesn't swallow. It's not love. What are you doing? You gotta stick under your tongue the firs.

At certain amount of time, and you chose right now but the beginning of Slice time to take your drops because you forgot to do it earlier. Scary's gonna lose almost forty pounds in the next forty days or whatever or something like that. Like he does every year because right now he's fifth quarter scary mm hmm, okay, so should I host?

We have a lot of talkbacks.

Last time we did two episodes of Slice Time because we had so many talkbacks. He's waving his finger like I should keep talking, like I'm not gonna keep talking anyway. We hope you had a good a good New Year. It's not New Year's, it's Happy New Year. Although I did see somebody write Happy New Year's apostrophe s, which is an old time what the fuck moment for me. But it's happy New Year, So happy new you know, to all the slices. I hope you had a good

There's two minutes. That's doctor fat Loss, that's my two minutes.

Hit the jingle, hit the fuck I was hit the jingle Happy New Year, hit the jingle twenty twenty five.

I had this. I had to take my drops. You didn't have to plug your client hit the it, but I had to give it an excuse of why I wasn't talking though I told everybody what you were doing. You still did it. Hit the your fat loss dot com. That's the place I'm telling you, come on, let's do it. Do it with me. Have a question. I have a question. Yeah, do it with me.

Hit the other jingle what why? Because you did it again, I'm gonna have to use AI and write commercial slipping songs. That's what I'm gonna do with write a bunch of them.

I'm just saying that.

Everybody knows. Scary January. First, you go on your fat loss program.

Moready down four pounds in like two days. It's crazy. It's crazy. That's what happens when you stop eating. I'm not even hungry. It's craziness anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And it's fat not water right, we're losing fat. Yeah. We know the slogans you we'll get.

I'm sure the slices will be treated into the next forty days of sponsorship slippings. You love this and the engagulation slices. It's your gifts you, it's your gift for twenty twenty five Annual Gift a gift the gift noo. I asked Scary why it doesn't do this program again?

In July when he's second quarter's third quarter scary, He's like, I'm I giving up for in July. No way, that would be crazy barbecues. Yeah, you're crazy. That's that's eating time. That is eating time, Eating time.

I wrote that parody for The Morning Show in nineteen ninety nine, remember time, Yeah, eating Time did that?

All right, So because it is the first show of the year, we probably have a glut of talkbacks here. Oh, yes we do, folks. Are we fourth quarter talkbacks right now? We're fourth quarter talk but the okay, now, we might have lost a few along the way, but as you know, they disappear after a while. If you left this before Christmas or during Christmas, you probably it's gone. So that's all right.

We have pickedologies, but Scary one on vacation again. But the good news is Scary has no more vacations in twenty twenty four.

That is correct, Brody, he had to think.

About that is going on vacation in February.

I'm sure, of course you kidding me. All right, this is the talkback episode. This is not about us doing a shtick or anything. This is about you, guys, the slices. Thanks for feeding back.

You guys can guess your thoughts on episode three twenty and before, right, perfect before before, all, Right, let's see what they.

Left for us. From Semury December twenty seventh.

Caitlin again, one more final talkback.

Oops, damn it, let's.

Go back to February twenty nineteen. That was right before I got married. I hadn't need you guys.

Sure they were like a heather blue and they said even isn't.

Even free dessert? And yep, Rudy gave me a little.

Shit because even if not even, I have yet to ever see you take.

A picture wearing those shirts.

I do have them, I do wear them.

So.

Yeah, So just saying it would be nice to see you guys in those shirts.

And I don't know if you even have them. Maybe they've used this cleaning rags. I don't know. Maybe if you still have them, I don't know.

Almost six years ago, so possibly they're gone.

But I never saw a pick in them.

And I would love that because let me hu cham I love you guys.

Oh well, here's what I would say. First of all, thank you again for the shirt.

That was very nice of you six years ago.

Second of all, I'm sorry I gave you shit, I was really just poking fun. But I'm glad you remembered that part as well. I do have the shirts. They're still in my drawer with my other graphic t's and whatnot. I do wear the shirt occasionally, but I think if you look on social media, you will see not many pictures of me to begin with, let alone showing off T shirt. Yeah, so it's not like I'm in a

But we do appreciate it. That's so cool. You've been You've been here since episode zero. We like that.

Perhaps I will I will take a picture and post the shirt on social media at some point soon.

I will do that.

Canal sofo did you hear I'm really behind? But about the episode where you're talking about like the Chopper Report, guy, Yeah, I would have pulled a you know, a Wolf Farrell on Anchorman and just started blabbering like absolute nonsense. But dead serious and and uh yeah I think i'd been hilarious.

Yeah, it would have been. Okay.

So just another another rule that's helpful slices when you're referencing something from like multiple episodes ago, just reset it up a little radio trick. Hey, remember when you were talking about that that he did?

He did? He's talking about got fired the traffic Yeah that guy. Now, what do you say about it? Got planned back?

He said it are canal soflos you hear. Uh, I'm really behind. But about the episode where you talking about like the traffic report guy.

Um, yeah, I was all right, the traffic report guy who got fired in the middle of his shift. I had to complete his job, right, yes, yes, yes, yes, a little okay, that's what I'm saying. Just one little one sentence. Uh yeah, it's called resetting reset. Yeah, that's a little radio For people who didn't hear that episode.

Oh snap, but that's the top fas thing back. Oh my god, Jason j microform button. Oh my god. Now it's somewhere else.

Hi guys.

I hope you guys had a happy Honka, happy kwansa, thank you Christmas. The little biton shoes, Yeah, they're going to be a thousand something dollars. You got a bog in for five hundred or four fifty he did. I definitely agree with scary, But I'll listen to part two about other retail stores.

What choice do we have?

Okay?

Now, I know, like if I go to CBS or whatever, Warbling is going to have candy, like Christmas candy on sale fifty percent off.

This is what they do. Okay. Now, let's say it was on sale. It was three dollars and fifty cents, so then you're thinking, oh, this is great fifty percent off.

No, they used the retail They use the retail price of like seven dollars, and then they do.

The fifty percent off that.

I don't know if that came out because I got interrupted with always does No stores like other stores, oh like five hundred dollars right, and that was on sale. When they do that other clearance thing, they put it what the retail price was.

Let's say it was a thousand, then you think you're getting fifty percent off. I don't like some stores do that.

I don't think about those Rubaton things that I think was a good price four hundred and fifty dollars.

Okay, yes, I okay, that was the end of that. No, she just started doing another call. No, this is somebody else. Two hours later. Oh all right, well, thank you m J. Very enlightening. As usual, we appreciate the stores that do what other stores do.

Yeah, yeah, all right, yeah, this is M Jacob and getting Three hours later. Yeah, this is M Jacob and I don't know if you're getting this always for some reason, the stupid microphone button Disappearady, I'm trying to with this phone.

It's old.

It's an old iPhone.

Okay.

Anyway, I listened to port one slice time of cracking the hell up. The James guys sound is cracking me up. The other guy from the South, uh, the GP voice one. He has got a very good voice.

Moving on.

It was that was a.

Hilarious part two of any guy from Brooklyn four. He said he's forty and he's still likes coffee nips. I remember that. It doesn't matter how old you were. But that's that's funny. It's just you know, hey, people's taste. But everybody correcked me out. Reggie's funny. Thank you, guys. I swear to god, I was doing my walk and I actually almost pete again. Oh my god, too funny, too too funny. Thank you, Happy New Year, and hold on a second week.

I think I think MJ. MJ from NJ has come up with a new idea that we haven't realized. What's that scary?

We could be We can be making more money off this, what little money we make. So we do the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yeah, and then we do Slice Time where people call in about the Brooklyn Boys.

We'll teuch you a message that you leave. It's one way communication. It's it's not you're interrupting. I'm on a roll. Okay, continue.

What MJ from NJ is doing is she's calling in about Slice Time.

She's calling in with reviews of Slice Time.

Right, Therefore, we need a third podcast, yeah, a Slice of Slice Time for people to call in with their opinions on Slice Time. And then we'll need a fourth one because people will call in with an opinion on Slice of Slice Time.

Yeah.

I see where this is going. I don't like where a cookie do you give a mouse of cookie?

No?

So so as I think I think I think MJ is onto something. Now we need a second Slice Time to review the Slice Time.

No, this is now where we're headed toward infinity and beyond. We don't want that. We don't. We don't want to keep reflecting back and forth because then it's like, you know, it's like when you look in them like two mirrors and it just keeps going back. Yeah. Yeah, you look at it's like a thousand and it's like, uh huh, thousand different images in the background. We don't, we don't need that. We don't need that. We we'd like to focus all our energies from Slice Time on the main

Of an episode where people call in with their favorite MJ call.

This is this is how we jump to Shark Brody.

Uh, this is uh or in canalson flow Jo, I'm just calling to let's call three. Call three from NJJ was my favorite. Let's not let's not friend Trucker.

Uh.

Just let you know that my my favorite m J from NJ call was call seven.

That was my favorite. Yeah, we could avoid that. That would be great. Let's keep on topic, folks, Go ahead, slices, go ahead. Don't keep the phone momentum going. Be careful, be careful, BRODDI and is skiddy and I'm calling to say m J f call number or nineteen was my favorite call, be careful what you wish for, Brody? Seriously, seriously, it's very very I mean, this is Jmie from Queens and I just want to see this podcast. My favorite

My favorite call from m J from n J was nine quality. That's out.

We are going to pubble people into border Reggie here goodbye.

We're a poem about MJ from Day again. So I was losing.

Somebody took backs.

That too much.

The Lifetime port one was funny. I didn't listen to part two yet, which in everyone Great Holidays.

Season here understood.

And she's on a phone call.

Somebody was saying a story and then what the hell happened?

Right after that?

We love her, like you said on a phone call, like what are we doing here? We're supposed to be leaving thirty supt.

Brooklyn Blood's Maddie from Brooklyn and the Bronx. I think it's really fucking funny that you have a bunch of straight white dudes debating on whether or not terms shit or should not be offensive two people who are minorities or marginalized or on the other way, not straight white dudes. Congratu fucking relations. You should be really proud about yourselves. You might as well start calling women bitches again, because hey,

I like you.

Juan Bell does is right?

Where are we going with this?

Wan Val does is right? There we go moving on. Brody was right?

Hibee Boys. It's Rifka from Brooklyn. I had some extra time over the holidays not working so much, and so I've been listening to old episodes and scary. I just wanted to tell you that you should go back and listen to episode twenty three because your mom is so sweet in that episode where you were wishing her a happy birthday and she's like, all I care about is that you're safe, and I was just like, oh my gosh, Mama, scary. So I don't know if y'all go back to old episodes,

Thank you. I'm going to check that one out.

So the apartment building that I live in, the wa are so fucking goddamn finn. I literally hear everything. I hear my neighbors conversations. I hear just my neighbor. I hear him snoring every single night. So I'm just laughing to myself because I, you know, listen to the Brooklyn Boys all the time, like constantly loudly in my apartment, and I'm just wondering if my neighbors can hear, especially because I'm always laughing hysterically.

But I just sound that funny. All right, nice, all right. I hope the neighbors are new listeners. Do you put the cup to the wall now, what? Like listen like really like listen in on it because if you don't pay attention, then it's just like a minor distraction. But you have to really hone in on it, like concentrate, yeah, to hear what they're saying.

M hm, Hey Brooklyn boys, Hey slices here. I want to wish everyone a merry belated Christmas for all those that celebrate, and a happy Conickher for those that celebrate connakhah.

Yeah you go.

Happy holidays for all those that celebrate everything else, and a happy New Year. And yes, scary, I know it's at two thir twelve am.

But.

See I wasn't going to reference the time on that one. That's only from my friend and it's Maria from Union City.

Before anything else, I want to say thank you for this past year and all the episodes and you guys being awesome and happy almost New Year to you both, and I hope you had great holidays. Scary, you get scammed. I don't care how good a good person you think you are, and you are a good person, but you get scammed. Uh, it's probably a group of guys doing this, all right, love y'all bye.

A network of people. She's referencing the fact that I gave that guy twenty dollars to get back to Tom's River because his car gott twice in different locations have been had sucker, Hey.

For good boys. Jamie from Queen's Here scary. You were so gullible.

Think about it, logically, what are the odds that two different guys would have the exact same story?

Well, what are they?

Followers a word and need the exact same amount of money? Come on, and of course the guy's wearing a suit. It's midtown and an office building. That's part of the scam.

You wouldn't believe he worked there if he was wearing dirty clothes, would you.

No, Well, that's what made me believe that the guy was honest. You know what, he'll get His karma is a bitch.

Any of this is Manny from NJ commenting on episode three twenty Brody is wrong. No, not just because you have the question before your operation. You're still asking about something to do after operation. So if a post op question not a pre op, so Brody is wrong.

Okay, So I was wrong in what I said, but I'm not wrong, and I'll tell you why I fucked up my own story. Oh, I was actually asking a postop question and she kept saying it was a pre op question, and I kept saying, but it's about a question after my life after surgery, and she kept saying, you haven't had surgery. So in my exuberance to tell the story, I switched up the order. But the point of the story was I was having a debate with her,

So she did.

The woman took it little leaks. I hit the wrong button.

I was asking a question post surgery and I got the post surgery nurse and she's like, I can't help you with that. I'm the pre surgical nurse. I do the paperwork. I know, I said, but my question is about anyway you heard it.

It just reversed it. That's all.

This is well from CT Brodie. You always get into some ship with these people. Man, Always people have giving you a hard time. It's like goes back to the old school dollar six thing.

But a classic momentary.

Man, you are pretty gullible, my dude. I love you, man, but at this point we need to come up with a new jingle. It's like you got scammed by Tyrone. At this point, we got to do a new jingle for you.

Scammed by Tyrone.

Oh you know what I'll do, scammed Let the Brooklyn Boys. Yeah, Brooklyn Boys. Yeah, it'll let you get that done for me.

Thanks Paul from Jersey.

I'm listening to the Last Lifetime for Part two episode and realize my audience influent.

Man, that was a really funny one too.

I really try to give it my all.

Uh but scary.

Let's have something fuckety.

Fun fun fuck puckety fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckingy fuck fuck. I said a lot of folks, So let's see if they says for this one.

No, no, no, you don't get sensored. You just messed up.

Yeah, it's something messed up. There is no sense or anything.

Cursing is fine the sensor. Yeah, it doesn't block you out or drop out your audio as you can hear as you made it through loud and clear. All right, perfect estabush me by the way, Oh okay, perfect, thank you. We'll ride back the brook Glynn Boys podcast.

We will be right back.

Okay, moving right along, or we've still Wow, we have a ton of these to get through. Hmm Brody, why are you slowing me down? My fault?

Hey, Breton boys, this is Renee from Lancaster. Hey, as someone at Uber's part time and who was ubering when I first heard this, I had to listen back again. I appreciate scary ordering wrapping paper because scary tips.

At the time I heard it.

The first time I was delivering Apple products. Somebody got a computer delivered, didn't tip. Another person got on my phone, delivered, gave me twenty bucks. Yes, Apple delivers through Uber. If you are in a close vicinity.

Oh wow, all right, good to know.

Hey, it's Renee again. Scary you were talking about your nephew. I have nieces, well great nieces that are twelve and fifteen,

Use Oh they did hear a Philly accent.

So yes, scary, as Bertie could probably say, when your kids are in a certain age, and you might remember back, you click with a certain group just like you, and they communicate different, just like we do now, and we may not understand it, but they are still socializing, but it's a little bit different.

But there are a personal ones.

And when they're in their groups of the ones that do those things, they talk and they have speakers in certain activities that where they all listen to their music and stuff.

Okay, hey see.

Oh Jennifer Queens, Yeah, or you gonna say he's right though, I'm just gonna say she's right.

Yeah, I can't argue with her.

Hey for comeboys, Shamy from Queen's again scary getting wrapping paper delivered to his house isn't really that unusual? A friend of mine was at my house one day and he forgot his charger at home, and we have different phones, so he couldn't use mine. The local rite aid not a sponsor, didn't have the charger he needed. There was a CBS like twenty minutes away, also not a sponsor that had the charger, so he just used rub Hub to have it delivered.

Yeah, that's totally coming if it listen, if it's on there, why shouldn't I order it. I had the option to buy wrapping paper, so if I'm doing it, someone else is, they're offering it. It can't be unusual. It's not like I mean and ask. It was just the way you did it. You're like, oh, I'm gonna go down and get my uh, wrapping paper.

I know.

Well, you know it was crunch time. It was the end of the year. Oh did you have crunch bars delivered as well? Yep, yeah, exactly by last years. Like, I gotta go do some crunches in the gym. Nope, no one wrapping them. Nestlie crunches not owned by Nestley anymore. Yep. I had to get just crunch I had to you do know that, right, No, Nestleie is no longer sold.

The Crunch bar like five years ago. They're not Lessi's crunch anymore.

So who owns it? Just crunch another company? Wow, I didn't know that. All right, here's the uh. This is from uh oh New Year's Eve. We have some New Year's e phone taps, phone taps, phone Wow.

Call back at the New Year seasons of greetings, happy holidays and all that jazz. This is Nick from Washington State or Nate from Washington whatever episode. Uh, I'm astraight scared gerales you guys, cam boney. Even if that guy works in your building, he just does that on a regular basis to the worst case scenario scare Geralds. His name is not Tyrone, but mister quote unquote Tyron is doing it to somebody right now as we speak, in front of the different buildings, same building. Yeah, it was

If he worked there to the bank, if he weren'd there. He did that every day. Then I can't see how he would like look look people directly in the eye and be you know, and take their money.

But he probably takes your picture, keeps a record of everyone gave him money, and then goes up to people he knows aren't taken.

Their picture with this eighty bucks cash backs. Three Jesus Christ, this ship is just turning into goddamn supplemental income because of a bunch of Scary Joneses of the world. Feel bad for quote unquote mister tyrone. Yeah, just think about it, man, there's other people who actually need clothes because they don't have enough clothes and they're cold right now in goddamn December of January. Okay, so three twenty come in regarding

No, they're vaping and eating gummies pretty much.

And I'm sorry this is another back about nephew, but I had to do it. If somebody's fourteen years old and not have or doesn't have a real friend in real life to hang out, you know, watch movies, you know, or whatever, just just do something together, like interact as a real person, that's a fucking problem. You're right, my goodness, Lean please don't hate me. Slices and brooklym boys. This is a little half one. I swear to got well.

That's okay, Okay, thank you for coming fifteen dollars to do the video.

You know.

Maybe.

By the way, Nesley sold crunch Bars in twenty eighteen to Ferrero.

Oh Ferrera owns it. Yeah, and doesn't Cadbury own it in Europe or Nora in America. They don't own it in in Europe, it's own Crunch is owned by someone else. Oh that I don't know. You can In America it's owned by Ferrera double check. I don't care that much.

Time to finish.

Anyways, this is cue from all over the map. I just want to say Happy New Years.

No, no, it's happy great New Years.

New Year.

You can do a New Year's She doubled down, she shriveled down.

But anyways, guys, I just want to say again, Happy New Years.

No she did. She did it on purpose.

You know what.

She's wishing me Happy New Year for the next number of years as well. She's doing that on purpose. She knows she is very funny New Years.

Happy New Year guys. From Brooklyn, Rene Brody, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that you know that fucking reference. I'm screaming at my fucking radio right now. It's from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

Yeah.

First movie gets a fucking jelly in a month club subscription.

For a year.

As I admitted, I didn't see it. My girlfriend Robin's favorite film and we watch it every year on her couch with her parents because it's always on TV at the same time. As I'm entering the house. It's very do you snuggle up with Robin on the couch with her parents? I struggle up with her mom and dad.

Oh, it's ly outside of Philly. I was calling in regards to the cun t Y. I had first heard that when Adam Lambert. I think it was like the last album that he put out. The lead single was that word. Oh yeah, yeah, all right audio Happy New Year, by the way.

You got it?

Wow, wait a second, by the way, I have a follow up to that story, the c u n t Y story.

Okay, I have. I have a big follow up from my weekend. Can't wait to hear that one.

Well, it's it's quite interesting because I involved some young cousins and some family members. And oh, here's the song by Adam Lambert. He spells it with a V though a he spells it. Hold on, see if we can play like two seconds of it here, hold one think.

To do it?

Oh, whoa, whoa, he said it. Okay, all right, thank you so much, Adam. All right, this was the Oh, here's the first the.

First tuite the interesting red leather outfit in the Spotify picture of him.

This is the first talkback of twenty twenty five left on New Year's Day. Thank you you too, Reggie Here.

Oh Garry, come on, after everything I have called in and said, you're grossed out by Brodie's yellow skin.

That seems like nothing.

Okay, thank you Reggie here.

Boy.

How would I feel if my boyfriend called me the sea word?

I'd be excited because it would mean I had a boyfriend.

Hi, all, you make me laugh. You really are funny. You are, Reggie Yeah, comedic timing, great punchlines, well thought out, sharp as attack. Love you all from Jersey. Scary? Are you a fusing lollipop?

Because you sure she got fucking suckered again to give him some food for twenty.

Dollars with some idea that you made at his house that would make it look like it's a building.

ID.

What the fuck you made a twenty bucks every fucking week you got?

Sounds like he's on a he's ranting fall from Jersey.

This shit just annoying the fuck out of me.

Scary.

You grew up in Brooklyn, You grew up with all this games Midtown.

You can't park anywhere?

Why the fuck does it?

He call somebody and have them fucking come and pick them up.

Oh my god, Scary, Why you so go?

You're fucking par good? Has he tried to scream the Brooklyn back into me?

Is that it?

Yeah?

Hey, this is made from New York.

I haven't left to talk back in a while.

I'm listening to the current talkbacks now or of the most recent ones, part one and part two, and I find it funny how everybody's offended from everybody being off Yeah, it's ironic.

Because if everybody's offended, then nothing is offensive. Well, no, it could mean everything's offensive. That's not what I said.

I said, if you make everything offensive, nothing nothing's offensive. But if anyone's offended, something could have been offensive. We don't have to get back into this.

Hey, Brooklyn boys, man here, scary, you definitely got scanned again this. I think it actually might be one of the slices or someone that leaves don't listen to the podcast, which actually makes them a slice. But uh a lot, someone that heard your story decided to try it for himself.

Well, it's not gonna happen third time. Nope, not going to get by me. Hey, old Brooklyn boys, what it's your boys? Mike so scary?

I was just wondering what elseit did you wear of your La bougie red bottom shoes, because you know what, of what would have went great with it? A suit by Peter Malar.

You're asked me about my New Year's Eve wear. I just wore. I wore really dark jeans and a really a button down shirt. We were out on a cruise ship for New Year's Eve, so which I'll tell you about on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. It was great and we had a good time, but we it was not a formal New Year's Eve party like they have been in the past.

So guys, what's going on?

Happy New Year?

Danny from Jersey, thank you Scary Slice for uh yeah, regarding the county. Yeah, it is actually something that's been used and it's very popular in the I guess gen z and the LGBT and Drag Week community.

It means you're.

Serving fierce, you're slaying. Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't mean derogatory or offensive. It actually is a complement. If your counting, I.

Mean you have that, you mean you ate, you left the crowd.

Look a look at the world we live in, scary. We have a world where things that we thought weren't offensive or offensive to people, and the most offensive word is no longer offensive.

It's a world. Let him cook, Brodie, let him cook. Scary.

I just want to say you friends a long time. You are a motherfucking asshole.

You're welcome. Thank you, you just I'm fiercest, giving doctor fair laws. That's right, scary, Jon, definitely scary. How is that is that a paid talkback? I don't know who that was it was. It wasn't Vity. It wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't Vinny slick Vity. It's not as it count sound like it could have been. It could have been uh uh uh des.

Yeah, probably hating year B boys.

Christy from Saddlebrook in regards to episode three nineteen, I never purchased shoes footwear over fifty dollars. I used to love payless the payloffs stores, and I still have standals I wear from years ago. Now I go to DSW and wait for sale days. I do agree with Brody. The store probably has a huge mark up three dred percent markup, so that you think you're getting a great deal when they say fifty percent off. But I'm sure Scary you look spectacular.

Thank you.

I did see see the difference between seeing scary so and me and and uh and you is that I I would go to pay Less just because the name of the store is like the Holy Land, and for me it's called pay Less pay Less. And you bought sandals at Payless, We're as scary. He goes to sandals. Hi all, you see the difference?

Hey boys, Christy again in regards to episode three nineteen, I have been to so many concerts, Billy Joel, Elton John Chicago, Doobie Brothers, Lady God, Got Share, the Eagles, Pink Bon Joby, everyone is singing along to every song.

I'm sorry, Scary Brody wins this one.

Thank you. I beg to differ. You could beg all you want. All right, let's leave it. Let's leave it right there podcast that right, Cable news. All right, we're gonna have to leave it right there. What you said before the yeah, right, we have to leave it right there, right, we have to leave it right there. But we just picked it back up again. So let's circle back and going to.

Tony Scary Scary Brody at Dallas from Philly. I was on vacation, so I'm catching off one episode and I just on it to say thanks again for the shout out. I can absolutely say toilet on every talk.

Back I leave.

But I also wanted to do homework on episode three nineteen about the concert. Every concert I've ever been to, I always go because I'm a super fan of that person. And so everybody in the room is singing the word words to all the songs.

That's everybody in the club getting tipsy.

Hey d boys.

Christy from Saddlebrook, regarding episode three twenty Skerry, I love you, but you were scambony. You are so generous and have a very big heart, but you, dude, were scammed.

Brody, go to Staples. Get that button that you pressed and it says that was easy. Only change it and have it say you've been scammed. Well that when you can press it every time. Scary gets scared.

That was scary.

Sorry, Scary, Love you guys, Love you, Thank you.

Christy, Reggie.

I'm run by this and I gave you permission to tokay, you're a pussy.

Oh come all right, hey.

Broken bussy, Mohammad, this any sos Bronnie scary so scary. Jones talked about chestnuts, American chestnuts and rusting chestnuts up and over the open fire for roasting fucking weeks. Now, Christmas vacations came and went. Now vacation came and went. Now one fucking chestnut roasted. Now this was all fucking bullshit. He broken bussy, Mohammad, this and so always Bernie Scary and we're raw dogging again.

I'm sorry told this license.

I don't have a music I haven't getten back to the office yet, but when I do, I'll play some for you guys. So let's all have the saddest island for Scary Jones. Poor man has fifty two weeks of a jet vacation a year. Poor deco. He has to go on Norwegian cruise. Oh my God has the crushing, the crushing while in the cruise, the decision of either staying on his ass all day or exploring the cruise. Yeah, not everybody can can withstand that decision. God gives his

Let me translate that to English. He wanted the world's smallest violin to play for me. Basically, not really show any sympathy, is what he's trying to say. Because I posted a little poll on Instagram on New Year's Day. Should I hang out here on this pool deck on the ship and the picture it was me sunning myself with the pool in the background with a view of the island, or should I explore Barbados? And I chose to stay on the ship and miss Barbados.

Yes, and you apologize to Barbados. You're like, sorry, Barbados, I'm staying on the show.

Yeah.

Well, I think it's a slap in the face to Rihanna, who's from Barbados.

Right well, anyway, so Wandldez is trying to say right there that I you know that I'm not that it was a choice between two, you know, really a hard life. Yeah, it's yeah, it's it's a dilemma. It's it's a terrible dilemma for me. Okay, that's all, all right, thanks for clearing that up. You're scary, You're scary, and Brodie scary or right now I'm fucked up.

That guy from Miami that always calls late and fucked up. But hey, guys, you guys want us to go to a big cartel, not a sponsor, but to go and buy your ship.

But you guys need to give us free dessert.

Man.

I'm here working it off and ship and you guys are here in fucking vacation. Give us something, pay something in the background.

Whatever I thought you're talking about a real cartel. No, we're talking about Brooklyn Boys dot bigcartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot big cartel dot com. That's out the way, that's our merch store. Did you notice how.

How that that gentleman's accent sounds like it could be from San Diego and it could be from Omaha. It's not, and it could be from Texas.

I don't think that's him. Mm hmm, it's just a very similar accents, one of those who gets him to play again. No, well he left another one five minutes later. Well, then listen carefully, Brodie. Where's your free deserved book?

Man, I've been waiting for me. You left the overs during the show to go play big Oball and complete up out your fucking green and.

Ship on your list. Hear that ship? Come on, man, give us something he's got a new character. I don't know what you're talking about. It just saying it's a similar accent, like it could be from Texas, Omaha, could be.

Scary doing my homework, Do my homework, Scary Jones. I'm sorry, there's no they told you this, but you.

Have that face. Now, no, no, let's crabe the face.

You have sucker face, But you have the face of a person who can be a scam and you can believed that. Yes, I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere and any twenty dollars to get back.

It is one hundred percent of scam. You just scammed again. It's not gonna happen at third stay.

Scary.

Who was it who said there's a sucker born every minute? P? T.

Barnum?

Right?

And did I did I tell you about what I realized about the name? P. T. Barnum a famous huckster. Uh, well, he's a circus guy, right, Yeah, but he said that there's a sucker born every minute. He's like the circus acts. A lot of them were just bringing suckers in to watch the circus. This is not a political commentary.

This is just fact.

If you rearrange the letters in p T. Barnum it spells ban Trump.

It does one of those things. I noticed, that's all. You just noticed it.

Hey, by the way, that's not something I read on Twitter or saw on Facebook. I figured that out.

Hey, guys, what's going on the old cowboy Tucker here one more time?

Yes, sire Bubber, you know, you know, Scooty, and my hats off to you, my friend, for working hard throughout the holidays to keep the podcast going and not leaving. I was hanging for once, sing your boote your life. I just want to shout out a great big thank you on behalf of me and all the slashes.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. You got a well deserved vacation, and hopefully you got your.

Buns brunze, you know, yeah, hopefully you got a good brunze, you know, going on your buns there, you know, going back to episode three nineteen and old Scooty, you're overpriced, uncomfortable squeaking shoes squeak you know that less pass or the manufacturer suggested retail price. That is a bunch of baloney that's been going on since the beginning of time. It's the biggest scamboni that there ever.

Was you know what they do.

They Yeah, they come up with this ridiculous overinflated priss and then they say they mark it down.

And then some sucker like.

Scooty comes along and thinks they're getting a hell of a deal. But what they're actually getting is a big old cheft and bam red through the keyster without any vasselin. And sometimes they even stick it in there and then they unbended when it's in there.

That's toll telam cover on. God darn it, you're such a sucker, Scooty.

Yeah, unfortunately, that's what they do to glible guys like.

You, Scooty.

They fold it up before they stick it in you.

And once they stick it in your unfolded and man right in the no vesseling, no haka on nothing.

And then you go out there and you let tyrone double cheft your boy. God darned, buddy, are you.

Lacking this or what?

You gotta be careful, man, Come on, buddy, go scut it.

Hey has more mean. I want to wish y'all happy New Years. Yes you heard me, rest New Years.

I know what you say.

Any correct banana get with shit because we are slashes and we don't give it ship.

We are slashes, Thank you, Thank you there, Mother Trucker.

Brodi and Scary Brian from Mickeymaus Florida. So I asked my wife about the sea word that we were talking about on the last podcast there, and my wife knew what it was because of her reality TV show, The Real Housewives. I guess Erica Jane has been using that word for years. So I had to look it up and she has a necklace made from back in twenty fifteen with that word and she's been using it.

Slice for Life.

Okay, all right, Real Housewives. The trend said, you're sensitizing that word. If anybody knows what the.

Sea word is, it's the Real Housewives, Scary and Brody and Brody and Scary Scarrodyva Ni from CT First and Foremost, Happy New Year to the bee Boys and on the slices.

Thank you.

And I'm leaving this talkback because I got a new idea for the BBP. Since the likes of Jet Ski, Brian six on the Way, Dave Spruce on the Luce, Indian, Matt Tall, Darren British, Warren, et cetera. Have all made guests appearances.

On the BBP.

How about adding one new episode a month where you interview a slice. I would suggest weekly, but I know Scary's five day, three and a half hour workday schedule and especially Brody's long, long hours would be too strenuous. If you like this idea, I nominate MJ from NJ. It's to be the first guest. She alone will get you all the ratings you need. She's a treasure trove

Thank you, Donny uh, Donny had the last word. That was the last one. All right, well, thank you for your submissions and some of you, thank you for being submissive. Thank you for your emissions.

Some of you.

We'll see you on the Brooking Boys very soon. Boys, Happy New Years, pastrophe reactions. This podcast all depends on you, baby,