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Baby, Part two of episode three nineteen nicely done.

Slice time for episode three nineteen part because so the one We didn't finish the first one because it was too much to fit in. It's a big problem that I have on my life system. We clogged up the system. You clogged up the toilet.

Yeah, but sometimes we get so many talkbacks that had bumps some of them. Yeah, there's five pages of talkbacks.

Oh by the way, Yeah, happy Chanukah and uh, merry belated Christmas to me.

No, No, if it's chanuokah, then it's Christmas.

Christmas, yes, okay, because it's Conicah and Christmas.

Okay, it's Christmaker Christmas come in, which originally was from the O c Is. Where's where that term came from?

I love it. I'm eatingels for the holiday.

Nice.

There you go. Incorporate that into your Uh. Can I have anything you want? But you can't have a Christmas ham if you're you know, if you're religious. Yeah, well, can't wait for the next Brooklyn Boys. We've got to talk about our Christmas and Hanukah holidays respectively.

Well, you have something holiday related earlier. I got to bring up on the podcast ship went down at the.

Table and the fish fry, the seven fishes, the fees and seven fishes of Christmas Eve, just saying lot went a lot went down and then oh and oh and the Christmas all the gifts. Oh yes, Brodie, Brodie, Brodie wants to nail me to the cross on something. Hey, what did I just do it? Chris? This an East joke. I made an East joke.

He made an Easter joke. Anyway, all right, yeah, you're you're not Jewish. I'm not Jesus was I know? All right, We're gonna get me that.

Who knows? This is this is still Yesterday's leftovers. This is this is the other batch of.

This is this This is the feast of the of the two episodes.

Okay, this is Jenny checking in from Ohio, jumping in on the conversation about knowing words to songs at concerts.

The examples that.

Brody is getting are bands that are forty years old, So anybody.

That is going to our concerts now have had a lot of time to learn all the words to every song.

So I'm on scarry side with this one. I think it's probably not as common with an up and coming star.

It's not hi guys, it's guys from CT.

I'm thinking if we had this conversation about getting fired in the middle of your shift, like ten or fifteen years ago, my answer would totally be different. I would sabotage everyone, but bo I wouldn't even care. I would just drop my stuff and walk out. You know, I wouldn't cash, I'll just leave. But now that I'm a little older, a little bit more mature, I definitely wouldn't want to burn the bridge. So I'm scary on that one.

Yeah, it's like the movie office Space where the guy was with his swing line stapler in the basement in the corner. They didn't even realize he was still on payroll.

Milton, Milton, you know, Conan O'Brien got fired, but nobody told him, so he kept doing shows and then the ratings got better and they decided to keep him. No true story. Yeah, Brandon Tartakoff I think was the head of NBC. I think it was him, and he told his minions, yeah, it's not working out. Nineteen ninety three, when Conan first became the host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien, they were like, you know what, we gotta cut bait with him. It's not working out. They're like, yeah,

Pretty wild Andrew, New York, it's been a while. I'm gonna agree with Kiri on the offensive word bullshit. I think it's just a snowflake, soft ass society. That's the problem. I'm blond, I'm Polish. You call me a dumb blonde pollock. Whatever doesn't bother me doesn't offend me. I can tell you right now there's some long haired, dreadlock hippie tight eyewear fuck that'd be offended for me if somebody call me that. That's half the problem.

It's a generational thing, man. These are either gen x is talking and millennials. I feel like I don't.

Think a blonde guy has faced years of oppression I don't. I don't think that's that. He's like, I know what it's like to be oppressed. I'm a blonde guy. No, it's blonde girls that get the abuse from being dumb blonde.

Yeah, but he's saying that it's gonna be somebody. Somebody's gonna be no, no, blonde. He's gonna say that some What he tries to say is somebody's uh, somebody that doesn't look or act like him or is not like him, is going to be offended for him. That's what he's trying.

No, I totally understand that. What I'm saying is if you're gonna say people shouldn't be offended if they're in a minority group by terminology, you can't say I know what it's like to get picked on. I'm a blonde guy.

Are you sure he didn't say he's blind. He's not the beginning again, Okay, I think he said he.

Was blondrew New York.

It's been a while.

I'm gonna agree with kiriy on the offensive word bullshit. I think it's just a snowflake, soft ass society that's the problem. I'm blond, I'm Polish.

I'm blond. Always Polish. He's blonde, and blonde again. People don't even pick on Polish people anymore.

Who was working out, Daniel, he was working at that moment. They fire him in the middle of this year. They had no clue. It really goes to show you, guys, how many of these corporations and other employers that we all work for have zero idea. At the top of the food chain, they have no clue. They pass every single policy and every single procedure that we're all supposed to follow, and then they have this zero idea. This guy, this poor guy's just in the middle of the shift

It's so wrong. What sucks is that the higher ups don't do the firing. They tell hr to get it done right, so they washed the hands of it.

Yeah, yes, last one. So a few weeks ago at work, one of the head honchos, the highest guy of what we do in our division here in Connecticut, decides to try to come into our office and he's using an ID badge to scan in. So all of our badges are you know, depending on where you work, or let you in or you have access or you don't, and it wouldn't work. He kept trying to go, how'd you go? Didn't work, and I was like, how humbling. Just because you're the head honcho doesn't mean you just get access

All right, this is it. I don't want to be like area anyways. So it's that lady that's offended for everybody else. It is the cause of the issues of why everything's offensive. Right, There's probably not many Native Americans that are offended by the Washington Redskins, but because there are a couple of white people that were. Now it's the washing Pick commanders in the Cleveland Guardians.

There's just fucking bullshit.

You guys are all a bunch of pussy soft ass fucking pussy.

Ex Wow, let it all out, Let it all hang out. Everybody where's rock and Steve? Oh my gosh, all right, we're moving.

On Arkanadle souffload jew here uh. Happy Hanukah to all the Jews here till the trend members. Merry Christmas. But also the my theory about brand name stuff like Louis Vatana is the it's what kills the middle class. I think it's the worst investment any middle class person can buy. There's no reason someone needs to buy a eleven hundred dollar ut shoes you get them for fifty four fifty. Still, I agree with Brody, absolutely ridiculous. Okay, No, that's not

What I hate is I have I know people who.

Will complain about money, complay aout money, and then they go and buy Allo. They Alo their entire closet, and I'm like, dude, you don't need to buy Alo. You can go to Target and buy all Emotions.

Stuff because it's just honestly to me.

It's just as good.

So like, I don't get it, man, I don't get why people have to do it.

They want that logo I want. I don't know. I want it's workout gear a.

Like allow the stuff for your skin.

No, I want I want some of that shit. I need that. In twenty twenty five, Illo Ali Illo goodbye.

Goodbye, sorry last one. I just want to say, don't go play about inflation. Don't want to complain about the economy. And ship, because if you're by a brand name stuff, you obviously have the money. Scary doesn't complain he buys twenty five dollars peanut butter. But for people who google my men, inflation and the economy and all this bullshit, if you own a four hundred and fifty dollars shoes, you own Louis Vuitton shoes, you own these stuff, get the fuck out of here, all.

Right, thank you? So flowed jew has spoken.

Emily from Maryland here, Scary and let them. Going to a concert where I don't know the artist at all, I am singing along to every single song that I know, and says everybody around me, I'm really surprised, as somebody in radio that goes to tons of shoes that that is not your experience, because every show I've been to, everyone is singing that knows the song that is being played.

No, those they're not singing every song. They're not They're not singing. Everyone is not singing every song. And but when you go to like, let's say, a Billy Joel concert, everyone's gonna sing piano.

Man because they had forty years to learn the song and right, and that's.

The other thing. But I'm talking about a new up and coming art David Kushner.

She knows every word to every song.

What do you think you're not going to scream every word to every song back at the stage? Does she does? It's just not you know.

You know the word fan comes from the word fanatic, right.

Yes, I just think we have something special on our hands. Listen, her name is Gracy Abrams. That's all.

Gracie Abrams, fantastic.

Remember it? Five hits tops bullshit. I'll place a wager. How about a steak dinner?

No, because you won't pay for that one either.

I give it. I give it a couple of years to look. In three years, she's going to be doing Taylor Swift numbers.

You're insane. You're insane again, I'll ask you Ed Sheer and how many hits does you have?

Twelve?

Was he ever as big as Taylor Swift?

No?

Uh no.

But she's a phenomenon and she always keeps so great. She's not, she is not. She is bless her.

Brody's scary, scarier of Brody. This is Richmond Reggie. Shout out to the original Reggie. As far as we're to offend people, g Reggie my team. My team has been known as the Redskins, not anymore. Just do with that what you will beg you. I'm I don't. I don't understand what he was trying to say.

I understand people were I don't understand. I know why they changed the name of the right the team.

I don't know.

People were offended, right, and there were actual in Native American groups outside the arena for years that were bothered by it.

Bothered by it.

Okay, Now I don't know what the percentage of Native Americans was that was offended by it. But people have been getting Atlanta Braves to try to They got Chief Wahoo to stop being cheap Wahoo. They used to have a Native American that would dance in a tp in the outfield with a big red face, and it was a caricature of Native Americans.

Do they that they still do the Atlanta Braves, the Florida Seminoles. I think yeah, they still do that. They still do that.

They're trying to get them, They're trying to get to build the chiefs.

Oh, that's right, the Chiefs, the Braves.

Yeah, there's still there's still a lot of that stuff, right, just not the commanders or the Gardener Guardians.

Right, Scary and Brody Birdy and Scary Scarodi they knee from ct the Mets. I just want to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to the Bee Boys. You know the Three Kings once brought gifts of gold. Jesus, I wanted to thank the Brooklyn Boys for giving me and all the slices of the gift of laughter every single week. Your guys' is cadence poison. Hilarity is what brings people back every single time. God bless the dynamic duo known as Scrody.

Thank you so much. It's very nice.

By the way, plural of guys as guys, guys, guyss guys.

This is not a word.

Yeah, it's guy's apostrophe, an old brooking boys.

What's your boys?

You might spend a while so scary.

What do you think that Robin would appreciate it if you thought about her and got her something back from from Costa Rica? So like, I mean, like it's your it's adults that counts, is it? So like if if Maddie the Bronx and I was a thing, and I went on a trip and I saw something I like that reminded me of her.

I'll probably get it for her and just told it.

I'll say, hey, this.

Reminded me of you.

Next week. This guy's slick like grease.

It's a dolphin considerate habits. Of course you could do, like when you go out and uh on trip and get someone you know, so I mean, mad, it's just basic human behavior. I mean, but then Robin is probably uh well, well, she's an alien from another world, so she's probably not familiar with Lisa human customs, so scary, probably off the hook.

There you are talking about a guy who brought himself lubatons before he brought his girlfriend lubatans.

No, no, no, no, I've got her. I've got her two pairs over the course of our relationship. On sale, no full price. Oh all right, all right, all right, I those are some Christmas gifts of the past.

All right, all right, am I born out of Dason. I'll stand over here, hey.

Guys, cowboy trucker here one more time. You know, I'm just in here realized, and we're not gonna see you for a while, because you're gonna go on here Christmas break and uh, he's.

Probably gonna be all for We're enough.

Engineer, or if I'm where and we will be here waiting.

You don't know.

May Hey, guys, it's me again. You know I had to come back on here, say you scooty? You know, I don't know how come every time there's a holiday you have to go element and all over the globe begin years eman shots to your face and eating your front. You're hanging around with you all your buddies, not even bringing anything back for Robin, and.

All the while we're here waiting.

You know, was hanging here if we want to hear another episode.

No, but you don't care about us. That is not true, Trucker, that is not true.

No, Scary was doing the jingle Ball tour that he has to do, which is another reason why we're a little delayed in this episode.

Yeah, yeah, I was in Miami for jingle Ball. That was a work trip. That's where I was.

I mean New York footage him working because he was partying and drinking and eating.

And now there was Philly Jingle Bowl before that, and even all of a sudden, you know what, I'm just gonna handle this of my own. You guys, we're doing overload. I had two holiday parties that I had to go to. One was the company party. The other was Elvis Durant Show's party. I'm not gonna miss the Elves Durant Show party. I was scheduling beat stubs because the show went off

Gary works a good I would say three to three and a half weeks a year. Shut up, it's now.

Dick, but no, it's a lot. It's all hours on hours, and it's back to back with New York's Gingle Bowl. Before that, you want me to go, I had to do my Christmas shopping. I'm still not done. Well yeah, anyway, all right, continuing.

I'm not enough about Skins, enough about he almost wore the lubaitons out running around town.

All right, can we have a reset moment? Okay, reset reset, it's the Boys podcast. Okay, got it all out. Next here we go, all right, right, yeah, but when we come back from the brain, I hit them button and the trucker's back and he's still bitching.

As long as you're happy. That's what counts, right, Yeah, But how come you can't be more like Brody. Brody is a man of the people. He's a man of the Slashes. He cares about us. He's always thinking about us. He's always out there saying, oh, look, here's something for the podcast. But no, you're over there getting your damns emon shots to the faces and then getting your foot massages and all that.

Now, man, uhould Luke picking deep Looking's.

Had Deepen's had yourself and decide that this year, instead of doing your little yo yo dying and thing that you always do, be a man of the people, be a man of the slashes, do more for the slashes. Get up and say what am I gonna do for the Slashes today? You know, we are an loyalty. We listen to you all the time, and then you leave us hanging every every damn holiday. Well, you know, hopefully this so sing sink in and you can change your ways, because you know it's it's not right spot.

It's the end of December and we're still here doing new episodes. We did one right before we did we did the right before Christmas Christmas Eve Eve, which Christmas week right now here's another episode. We're gonna give another one. We're gonna give you another Brooklyn Boys episode. Then I'm gonna leave your asses high and dry, and I'm going

If I don't want you guys to I'm aware that we didn't do an episode last week, but Scary was traveling and I was.

We're trying to we're trying to make good. We're trying to make it up to you. We're here. It's just you know what I'm saying. I was wrapping Christmas presents the other night and we stopped. I stopped, and the next day was Christmas was Christmas Eve? All right, And I gotta and I gotta leave on this trip. I gotta go.

I gotta go on this cruise, slices. I hope you're all playing your tiny violin for scary. The poor bastard has to go and go on a New Year's Eve cruise.

It's not just you know why.

He's taking his girlfriend so you won't have to get her a souvenir. He's bringing her. He figured it.

I figured out a way not to have to get her a souvenir. Let's just bring her, Okay, bring me back a souvenir.

What'd you play?

I love everybody. I love you all.

Wear large shirt now.

I know.

Yeah, you've you've you've lost quite a bit of weight there, David Brody, Thank you.

My pants are mediums pickle bull pants. Who was scary? Saw me my pickle bullpants? How good that did?

You looked?

Amazing?

Thank you did?

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Corrupt file from CT Brody and Scary James, Miami, three seventeen, Slice Time. I'm catching up.

The year zero.

It was a joke.

I know there's no year zero. Scary.

Yes, I am smoking that good stuff. It's catching up. I'm almost there, making.

Funny Brody scary Scary Brody James, I'm back.

Also, in reference to two ninety five, it was the guy your friend that wanted the favor and you thought he was helping you while I should have been more more informative.

Oh okay, okay, can I explain what just happened?

Yeah?

So on Slice Time for two eighteen, James said something and he didn't reference what it was about, so he just left to talk back, only referencing what it was about and not referencing what it was about. About that, he was just referencing what it was about.

Huh.

You see what I'm saying?

Yes, I think I do.

Okay, So last time he called and said, yeah, I agree about the car, Yeah, completely right, And now he's calling back to let you know, you know about the thing being stolen. Yeah yeah, James, you got to you gotta put them all together in one big call.

Gotcha. Now it makes sense, all right?

Yeah?

Uh, I tried to. There was a corrupt file, but it was twenty nine seconds of audio in it. Uh that I tried to. But when you click on it, it doesn't work. But we have a new feature here where it has it has it has as it has a transcript. Oh, so read it. I can read what the message says. I mean, it's twenty nine seconds of audio that will proximately that will not play, okay, because I had to play button, it just stops. So it's a Paul from Jersey, Uh, talking about the guy that

No, it doesn't know about that what.

You call in all from Jersey here it is talking about the next Killow Swift and everything like that.

I think, oh no, no, no, So that was Paul, previously previous Paul. But this the other clip won't play, but this one will, all.

Right, all from Jersey talking about the next Killow Swift and everything like that. I think Scary is the biggest bendwagon jumper. I mean, he jumped on the whole uh Lion's main mushrooms, the best thing ever. He jumped on the kick Messenger, the best thing ever.

He jumped onto all.

These applications and all this other ship.

That was the next thing ever.

Scary, stop it. He's got your trendy he does.

You watch all right from Ohio.

Just we'll let you know, do some research about these red bottoms, the Red carpet and the Red Shoe Club, and what the government illuminati have in common and what all the industry has. Do your research and you'll find out real quick. You mean, it's no only with the lizards, the lizards of the demonic forces. Take care right, they're flying the drums. They're from Ohio again. So the Woovie witchcraft, I have not seen it, don't care too. It's all

You are engulfed in it, and on top of that, you accepted it.

That means teams come to you.

If you pick up your bobble and read it, you would know better.

And on top of that, don't watch it.

Okay, so if I go to see Star Wars, I will then be one with the force.

Because that didn't work, he's back again. The last thing is wicked. The both main characters they're witches. It's a as for proclaimed that they are witches, so don't watch the show. Lastly, why does Elis Duran sound like he sounds like Mike Tyson for the battery company they sell themselves.

It doesn't make any sense.

I go with chargeables anyway, Elvis does a door cell commercial for iHeart well because it sounds like Mike Tyson. No, we were doing we were doing and talk like this. We were doing a bit, oh we do. It was it was a bit anyway, It was fine. We love doll They're a big sponsor of our show. Okay, the morning show, not this one.

Yeah, Brodie scary, scary brody James, My I mean Slice Time three eighteen.

He's getting not brod yet.

Excuse me, scary? Do I gotta get them a birthday pressent? Man?

You're hilarious, dude, Come on now, where you're three trillion dollar equipment, It's not that hard to get no gift for no little kid.

Yeah, yeah, your god son, you got to get him a gift.

Yeah, why don't you?

You know what, give your god son your lubatons and he'll grow up to have lubetons someday.

You can't get one of these hand me downs? What are these regifting gifts? What about that?

Uh?

You got a food basket from work?

No more?

And I'm no summer sausage. I have somemores making, kid.

No, the kid's not gonna make smores. Do what else you got? You got popcorn tins? Kids love popcorn tins. It's scary. The kid's six months old. They can't eat your solid food anyway, however that.

It is, I don't know. I got to think of something.

Though, Reggie, here slices, can we please all agree on like for one of the weeks to everybody.

Call in and we'll do like a whole segment of.

Like ask Brody and Scary and we'll all ask like questions that they can give us advice on. But they all the questions have to be so over the top and inappropriate, please everyone.

I kind of like that idea.

Oh, there's gonna be a lot of lube questions, I know it, especially from Reggie.

Like filthy embarrassing questions.

No advice. They want filthy embarrassing advice.

Oh they're going to ask us to Yeah, but we're gonna have to actually give them advice.

But they're not asking us personal questions. They're going to say, I'm in this situation, what should I do?

All right? Them?

I think Reggie just wants to do that. I think Reggie doesn't want to drink alone. That's what she's doing. She wants to ask inappropriate questions and wants that other people do with us, so she's not drinking along.

So to speaking, my gosh, scary Reggie here, I don't even have a disturbing comment for what you just said to Brody asking if his daughter is hot.

Thank you you drew the line. You crossed Reggie's line.

Oh my god.

Either I'm like that across the line, Darsie, Guys, I did it for shock value. It's you know, I mean, sometimes you just gotta you gotta slam them in the face with a joke with a singer.

Scary has known my kids since they were all born, even though the first one was born my first daughter. He went on the radio in hilarious that I had a son.

You guys know our humor by now, right. We're three hundred and nineteen episodes in.

Yeah, this is where Scary says, I don't need desk Brodie, his daughter's.

A hot Im glad, I'm glad. Reggie was like, what guess what mission accomplished? Reggie, you exactly reacted exactly how I wanted you to when I made the joke. All right, sure.

Aprookle boys is Caitlin and Bark Luke don't sound too excited anyways. We were just listening to episode whatever, the last episode, I don't remember what it was, talking about the jingle Bowl artists like being big deals like now and I'm re listening again and I think I was in twenty eighteen and you guys were talking about Sabrina Carpenter,

That's right.

So I think you're right. So love you guys.

She is happy, America said.

Haika, Okay, cool, see, I know I'm right and you did not.

You did not predict six years ago, Sabriena Capper, who would be as big as she is now? You and I both thought she would. She should be better than she was as far as success. Yes, and because she was very tough.

Far surpassed everyone's expectations. She did a fallon appearance. I want to say twenty nineteen, maybe somewhere around there. She did fallon in a silver dress or something. I remember thinking, my god, she should be a bigger star than she is and she is good for her I like her.

Here's another line I cannot take credit for.

Name that show boys.

Used to dip his bald head and oil and rub it all over my bond teeth.

Okay, Brodie come on, man, you're gonna google that. What are you doing here?

What do you do?

No, I'm not googling it. I'm I'm I didn't want, I don't, I don't. I have no idea, Okay, I have no answer.

Reggie again, Brooklyn boys. I just want to say my favorite.

You're not going to answer that question, Seinfeldt. I think it's Seinfeldt. She was gonna give us the answer there.

I think it's a seinfeld.

Reggie again, Brooklyn boys. I just want to say my favorite podcast by far.

I love you guys, love you too.

And going into the new year, Here's to the love, Here's to the honor. You can't come in or just come on her.

Thank you boys.

Hey, that's also a Sabrina Carpentere line from from bed Keem. So, I'm we're playing on the radio right now. She just comaraderie. Come she goes, come right on me, comaraderie, something like that. Camaraderie, come right on me, come right on me. We we block out.

Come right on me though, Hey, Brody a scary manny here or Monoch him to call out yes. In regards to an episode three nineteen regards to getting fired, the middle of the shift. I think I would probably finish it like half ass, like make sure that there's that it gets caught off a middle and sponsored by myself since no one's paying me anymore. I'm technically getting paid, but sponsored by myself. Okay, But I would definitely add some like traffic James.

That they weren't or.

Uh say, like there's no traffic at all at the George Washington Bridge, which is almost never true.

No one's gonna believe it.

Yeah, I'll definitely mess it up professionally.

Thank you. Yeah, don't fuck him, knock him. He'll tell you is traffic when there isn't. Some somehow, I think that's that would be the least of their problems. I mean, yeah, I think the one you read from was it John Joe No, no, I forgot his name, but it was.

From New Jersey. I think he would be a little more violent. Yeah, and and formost Hey.

Brooklyn Boys is Kailan from be Sure? Just re listening to episode sixty seven over here Snakes on our Train, I believe I Am dying.

Scary and Brody are.

Discussing when Scary got rammed in the calf by a.

Goat a white coat.

Yeah, finishing, finishing off Kailan. Then Brody goes, oh, which goat, and Scary goes the one in white? When the hell would you ever just scribe an animal as the one in wife? But anyway, it made me lmost laughing.

I remember that hilarious.

We would.

Like you're saying that it would be like if the coat, if a oat was wearing a coat. Oh, the goat with the red.

Coat, well, the red goat coat. Hold on?

The goat was at a didty party.

It was an all white three and the final one for tonight.

So let's ask the slices. How would you describe an animal? You say, Oh, it's the dog with the red fur or the black fur, not the one wearing red.

I don't know.

It was just silly. I was dying, but thank you.

What do you think?

How would you describe it?

The white the white goat, the white the white coat, the gray dog, the white dog, the dog in gray. It came out wrong. I don't know. Virgin goat, the one getting married, all right, all right, we got another boat right and woman rammed you know what?

It was revenge from the dolphin you fell on. They talk, you know, they got communicate with each.

Other, all right? Episode three coming right up?

Yeah, next thing you hear and almost lifetimes until then.

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