The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #290

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Yeah, and it is slice time for Brooklyn Boys episode number two ninety excellent. I like it.

Yep.

Wow, we got a lot of feedback this week, Brodie, I can tell you right now, I'm looking. We got quite a few pages to us.

This is in reference to the episode where I came over your place to back up the shirts.

Right, but there's still some leftovers from stop Don't Touch My Bush?

Oh a classic twin.

An instant classic.

So yeah.

It basically, you listen to the iHeartRadio app. You have an option to leave us a feedback, a talk back by clicking the microphone, and you have the privilege of leaving thirty seconds of audio for us. So some of them four times thirty seconds, right, which, well, I'm sure right out of the shoot I could see a few of these are like three four partners, can't wait for the five parter one.

Red Sauce Italian scary is that one of your extra friends leap? Sounds like somebody you date, Maybe not as.

A first quarter scary and not a second quarter scary, a fourth.

Quarter scary if somebody day good a voice.

Red sauce Italian basically making a joke.

He missed something there. Well he's saying red because I call restaurants read some of them are red sauce Italians.

Basically, well, it.

Is Southern Italian. It speaks for the Southern Italian restaurants that a heavy on red sauce. Classic things that most people when they take Italian food, like you know, with with with like.

Pasta balls don't sell in Italy. But if there's red sauce on pasta, it tends to be the South. When you go to Northern Italian restaurants, you don't get to seafood.

A lot of right, Northern Italian restaurants, very little red sauce they have, you know, so that that that's my othern Italian restaurant. You're like, where's my chicken palm that we don't see We're gonna say that chicken and palm. He I'm I'm willing to bet ninety nine percent of the slices go to Southern Italian restaurant go to red sauce Italian. Southern Italian restaurants.

The Northern Italians didn't translate as well when they came here. As far as the food exactly.

It's fine.

Porn Canal from South Florida.

In relation to the Brody trying to sell his house or he did sell his house, but yeah, I when I bought my house at Toy twenty one, I walk in and the dude is standing there with his grandfather or his father in law.

And you know this guy as it is a six years old so I can't even imagine how old his father in lies.

And it was just really awkward because he was sick and it was like I had to walk through the house.

I mean it was. It was weird, man, and just to continue for that. Luckily, when I knew that, I was.

Running it into the house, so everything is brand new, so I wasn't not worried about seeing them and how like, it was pretty fucking awkward. But uh yeah, man, I would that. I hate that shit when I was looking at the houses and if the owner.

Was still just didn't give a shit and just sit and watch the TV while I was walking around his house. Yeah, that was definitely weird. Sorry, I oorned from South Florida.

Again.

I wonder if this guy knew it was David Brodie's house because he could look it up and he was like, holy shit, I'm gonna go take a shit on David Brody's toilet.

Scary had the same thought with post malone.

So I think this guy actually just wanted to see the house, not to buy it.

He just wanted to take a ship where David Brody took a shit.

I mean, I mean he maybe he took a selfie on it.

You wouldn't put it past them, Brody. I think that's I don't I don't know.

What the what the the law is there? Like, what is the lore? Like the I gotta like, I'm not a celebrity. Yeah, no, the guy came with his wife. No, not the No, not this guy. He was just a freak, just from upstate.

That's a matter of opinion, and opinions are like assholes. Everyone's got one. And you know what, I don't give a fuck what you think, because Brody and Scary find me entertaining and that's all that matters.

Well, the slices of beefing again Brody early on, here's the problem. That was a reference to something from two from the episode before this one, and anyone listening may not remember what she's upset about. So if you're gonna have beef.

You need to start off with like, hey, Mike, you said blah blah blah. Let me let me respond to that. Yeah, does that makes sense?

Yeah? Resetting it resetting, we said it, reset, reset the beef. Like after the commercials and the song play, you gotta reset what you were talking about before the break. Yeah. It's like, you know, if I'm sitting in the airline seat for like two hours, sometimes I have to get up and reset the beef. It's not the no no no, I reset it, no hit then I hit the button.

Funkling Boys Firm from Atlanta. I just want to let you know during one of your commercial breaks here, episode two eighty nine, big promotion for joining AARP. You guys have hit it big, hitting the demographics.

It's gonna ruin our economy and take all our medicare money.

Love what you guys do. Keep up the hard work and talk to he'll soon well.

Yeah, I love the fact that they decided to throw it.

Listen.

I'll take your money whoever it is. It's random. Yeah, you know, we'll.

Take the money.

We'll take the ad sales, thank you. We'll glad somebody filled the slot.

Hey guess how you doing?

You know, I had to come on here right after slash time because a lot of questions have been coming up about the conjoined twins, and I had one that I wanted to ask, but I totally because I was so busy all week taking care of my little grandkids.

But you know, I want to ask this question.

And maybe you'll bring it up on the next episode of Brooklyn Boys. But just in case you don't, I'm gonna.

Go ahead and ask you Now.

I'm gonna ask Scary this because he's got more experience in this field. Scary, do you think that if you were a male can join twin?

Do you think you guys would s your own D on a regular basis?

And if you.

Would, how would you go about taking turns?

Would one guy do Monday, Wednesday and Friday and the other Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday? What about Sunday? Do you flip a coin or you just take the day off? No S and d's on Sunday.

Yeah, I would have to say we take turns, you know it's a family affair or do they do it more than you know?

Yes, if you have that's only if you have one D.

What if you only have two legs, then you have to decide if you're both gonna throw your legs over your head.

There's so many questions.

Do it more like a punch and contest, you know, like one guy's the d first, and then when it's the other guy's turned to is the D He'll be like, hell, you're doing and doing that crap. But you know what, bro thinks a lot. You did a great job in it, Phil MIGHTI fine, I don't know. I just thought about that, but uh, let me know. We'll see you later. Guys, take it easy and have a nice day.

Yeah, all right, thank you so much. These are the questions that are on the mind of a slight ponder.

Really, Julie from Queen, No, it's I'm Julie from Queen.

I'm sorry, Jody, although I do have a friend named Julie who is from Anyway, so you know what, just for that man.

The podcast is hosted by David Brody and Scary Jones.

That's David Brody and Scary Thank you.

I think it'd be funny if you said, like Steve Jones, I'm sorry, Jamie, you got his name wrong.

I mean, Scary is not his name. I get what you're.

Saying as always Brody with Scary tim from Youngstown hate Timothy Martinez from Arizona.

H No fucking negative responses on the fan page about not doing Slice Time.

You don't like it?

We love it?

Just for that.

You owe fucking David Brody and Scary Jones a fucking stik dinner.

Fuck you, wow, Youngtown in the house, Youngstown House.

I haven't said, well I didn't.

First of all, I didn't know that people were talking ship behind our back on this. Come on, let's not what the Brooklyn Boys fan page is for. Positivity people positive, Put on your positive pants, Timothy Martin Junior. And if you don't like Slice Time, just don't listen. Yeah, it's okay.

Read the dislikeness.

Yeah, the hate.

Fucking hate such a cancer man, and cancer is such a hate. Yeah it really is.

But I see this on every Facebook page and every threat. Well, it's YouTube comments, it's anything you put on. It is nothing better though than the pizza Facebook page. Oh the guy put up a slight a pie the other day that was just horrific and he got shredded for it. That that negative shredded like the cheese that was on it like the bag that cheese.

No, it was like no, much worse, much worse good.

I haven't paid my taxes, child support, calimony, uh, and my doctor's bills in the past twenty two years.

You should call the Brooklyn Boys Incorporated to go ahead and deal with this problem like I did, and tell you all fuck off. You don't deserve to get any help if you don't pay your taxes.

Fuck.

Who the hell is he talking to? Who's he addressing on that? That was the audio we played, right, We played.

The audio the guy saying, oh, yeah, paid my taxes in eight years and companies can help him.

Yeah yeah, Fuck that guy, don't help him.

Oh wow, okay, scary you love talking about AI and I finally figured out why you want to buy a robot with hands so he can jerky all what.

Robin is that around?

What the fuck the robots that starts squeezing you, massaging you?

That she goes hey wire that.

He's right, I'm gonna lead some electronic hand on me. That's where the technology is going. You've come a long way.

Flashlight Brittie is scary to americam up st New York, winging in on the conjoined twins situation. What is that game that they play on the morning show where Scary does into the phone so the person that's trying to win doesn't hear the answer. She makes that noise a little is doing her husband so and she cold arise and makes that noise so you can't hear anything.

I don't know as I like that.

Well, yeah, but she's still feeling it. Yeah, I think your dog just felt it. Yeah, it's one thing if they had too hu haas and you were feeling it. But it's the same hu ah.

Rody.

Scary Alan here from Florida, listening to the episode about the lottery ticket.

Scary, you're full of shit.

It's great to say.

Oh, yeah, I buy you in every day and forgot to do it today.

You want one hundred million?

Still split it with me, But don't tell me that if they bought a lottery ticket and they lost and you've forgot to pay that, you're going to walk up to them and be like, hey, I know we didn't win anything today, but here's my fucking money.

You're full of shit.

Anyways, Slides for Life have a great no no, but.

The tickets have already been bought, and that the contest has already been drawn and everyone lost. But maybe I put extra money in for the next one just to even it out.

Yeah, but then it's extra tickets. So what if his extra tickets?

No?

What maybe I paid maybe, let's sayf it's ten dollars every time, So maybe if I forget to pay the ten dollars and they lose, he's trying to say that I don't put So what I should do is I should put in twenty dollars for the next pot. But I don't get twenty shares, right, I get. I get, I get the share that I normally would get. I think that's fair. That's a compey because because you decrease the odds of them winning by your share. Right now, you're in the ardw my favor thing though.

Yeah, what if you're supposed to give twenty dollars, right but you didn't everyone else did. Yeah what if that extra ten tickets could have been the winning ticket and.

We don't know that.

We can't say we don't know. You fucked everybody?

Owe them all one hundred million dollars.

Scary and Brody, Brody and Scary Scared Roady need from Connecticut here As I told you last week, I've been sent by a chap called Yan Mobley to enhance slices experience while listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast. And today I want to give a nice compliment to Jamie from Queen's. The way you talk is so soothing and delightful, and if I were to guest, you probably have an innate femine glamour about your face.

Thank you, Jimmy from Queens. Did he say she has like a cat face?

Yes? I have no idea.

Scary Brody, Brodie, Scary Scaroti from Connecticut. Here again, Brody, I know that you don't like when slices send multiple talkbacks, but you're gonna like this one because mate, you are so money that your aura is platinum.

I'm okay with that, appreciate that.

He what's going on.

But of course this is Angel from California, ain't Brody?

You know I didn't know that.

You knew l D from Seamen. I'm a really big fan of the guy, you know, Man, do you think that you can give me clearance? Man? Because you know, I don't really want to approach him without clearance, you know, And if I can get clearance, maybe I can cruise better and my Laura and maybe shoot the ship with him for a little while. We can talk about this nice time and curb your enthusiasms developing.

He's developing a new character.

I love it.

Hold on, there's two more from a four more in a row from him.

Oh my god. Oh and we have a new caller. Yeah, a new angel from California.

No relation to anyone from Boys.

This is Nick from Washington State.

Oh wait, wait, plot twist happened to have come in a minute later.

But okay, all right, Hey Brooklyn Boys, this is Nick from Washington State, previously a resident of Bensonhurst, Brooklyn. It all makes sense to me now, David Brody, you never spend money on any audio system for your house to do this podcast that you happen to do for several years. Yep, because you've been saving money for a bougie ass house. So I totally get it why you didn't spend money on audio system.

It all makes sense. Stand by for party.

Yeah, let me know if you can go.

Oh no, they're all mixed together. Hold on, I want to respond to that.

Hey, David Brody about episode to eighty five.

I think you should have some grace.

Yeah, my man, Scarvy Jones forgot uh he's missing letter? Why in Brooklyn? And yes he's from Brooklyn. You're from Brooklyn too, But let me tell you something. I love both of you, But David Brody Carry Jones is not your intern and you don't work for iHeart Radio, So come down, love you boys.

All right. I'm confused. What what do I need grace about? Have a little grace, have a little I didn't point out you pointed out. You pointed out that a grammatical error, and I don't work for you left out a letter and when.

You wrote Brooklyn.

Yeah, yeah, he's defending. He's standing up for my intern. I would never hire Scary's man.

He's standing up for his boy, Scary Jones.

That's all right, somebody needs all right?

Hold on, now here's part two from Angel from California.

Or is it a new listener or is it?

Yeah?

Let me know if you can give me parents, man, I would really have appreciate it. Man, But do you know I want to do a little public service announcement and tell all this lass.

Not to be fighting. Man.

Come on, chill out, buddies and gets get together.

Man.

I want to buy the world, the coke and sing in harmony.

Come on, guys, come on, get together, don't be fighting. Okay, the gang, the fight is over. I love everybody, and I have a good day.

Oh some words of wisdom from Angel from California.

Thanks. Oh oh wait, hold those other guys back again. Well they're kind of like taking turns here. They all they both of them were here during the same minutes.

Brooklyn boys, this is Nick again. Part three.

I promise that's the last one.

Hey, gentlemen, can you guys do like two separate episodes covering conjoined twins because I feel like this topic is so fucking crazy and rich, you guys is not gonna have enough time in one episode, So let's do like part one and part two.

Like a conjoined episode.

Part two will be like if she gets fired, and part one is all about you know, the steamy business.

Right.

I have something to say here?

Yeah, Nick, Nick sounds like you could be a distant cousin of Chad from Omaha.

No, yeah, listen, he rolls his throat.

He did, he rolled his through mm hmm. It's on there.

Uh huh.

I'm here and I'm hearing something.

Hey, Brody and Scary Scary and Brody. It's Rifka from Brooklyn Brody. I'm following you on TikTok as per your request. And I was going down a rabbit hole of finding the listeners who leave talkbacks, and I saw Jan Vazquez and I thought it was funny because it felt like a Love Is Blind episode where I was like finding out what someone looks like after here remember so long?

So that was.

Funny anyway, Paula brid on TikTok, y'all not you guys?

What about what about me? At Scary Jones? You should follow me on TikTok. Follow Scary Jones on TikTok What's about that? E E R y Jones twelve?

By the way, I'm now up to uh three hundred and a few all right now, That either means that the tens of thousands of people listen to this podcast on on TikTok or they have not been motivated yet to Hey.

While you're out, follow me on Instagram at Scary Jones. I could use the follower.

Yeah, you have one hundred and fifty thousand followers, you don't need anymore.

Relax follow me.

I only have like forty five thousand Brooklyn Boys.

DJ here from Sala, Jersey.

I'm just I just listened to my talk back and Brody you said I must have never listened or watched Moonnight, because I said, Cowboy.

Trucker has too many personas.

I did watch Moonnight, loved Moonnight, and it's my favorite Disney Plus series other than probably Floky Uh season two.

Loki the ending, absolutely crazy man crazy.

That was love, very low he that's him that he was very low key. He was low key. By the way, if you ever wonder what my opinions are on Marvel shows, I do a Marvel podcast, which I tweet about all the time. Whenever there's a Marvel show.

Right now, I'm doing a weekly live video podcast on Friday for The X Men ninety seven on Disney Plus along with four or five other other dorks like me. But whenever there's a Star Wars or a Marvel project, we do a podcast.

So check that out. I tweet about it.

You Slick Fastard around minute thirty fifty six, you slipped in another one, you son of a bitch.

I don't know what he's talking about, all right, moving on, Yeah, I know what he's talking about because I missed it, and three or four people DM me about it.

I'm not gonna say who you slipped in, but I missed one.

It plays in order that last one should be me about hitting the jingle. DJ here from South Jersey. On another note, I take way too much pride in my hair as is male because I have long, thick, curly hair. So I do use expensive shampoo and conditioner that my salonist recommends to me so I don't get dried out or you know, and in elongates my curls and things like that.

Brooklyn Boys, Okay Michael from Sullivan County, New York. It's been a while, Hey, Scary, what the fuck are you talking about not using your phone in the bathroom?

What the year are you living in?

You live on Instagram? Anyway, Brody, I'm with you.

He's full of shit and given all this etiquette about the bathroom, please, bathroom is the new phone was of twenty twenty four, so Scary can suck it slice for life either way.

Of that gentleman from Sullivan County sounds like he's tribe.

Brooklyn Boys. Michael again Part two. Uh, Hey, Scary, I'm with you on this, Brody. You need to really look into it. The FDY is full of shit. They're not really there for our interests. They're therefore how to make money. The government is a big I'm not listen. This is not Joe Rogan, this is not no considerracy.

Thank you, thank you.

There is some corruptionhit simple as that.

Brodie.

Scary is right. They do not look out for your best thing. They accept so much crush bugs in there. Oh that's acceptable, you can do that. So anyway, love the podcast, guys, No big issues there, Scary. I'm with you, man, Brody, It's fine.

I'm always with you.

You're always right, So keep up the good work, guys.

I Michael, I want each slide this time because you agree with me most of the time.

Brilliant Scary dying from Iowa here.

I'm going back through the podcast once again, and I think I'm on number eleven, the episode of Fat Jewish. You guys should really get him back in he you know, and he was very said he wanted to all the slices want him back.

Let's make it happen.

Alright, alright, we know somebody who knows somebody. Yeah, we'll ask, We'll put the ask out there. Is he he's still doing his thing.

I think so. Oh he's been a little keyle. It's quite the Instagram persona used to be.

Benny from Brooklyn.

Here, Scary Brodie, Brodie Scary No, just kinda say a macaroni pipe.

I hope you will pulling his leg.

Because it's a p track. I never heard of macaroni pipe.

That's pretty freak of funny, guys.

An elbow macaroni. It's the shape of an elbow macarny.

Listen.

If you think something I said made no sense and it was pretty funny, then yes, I was not being serious.

Hey, guys, I said nothing from Puerto Rico. I just gotta say that Death from CT has an amazing voice. I love her voice, very sexy. I just could hear her talk all day.

Oh really, you know what that translates to?

Nice dees?

You know what he's doing to your voice?

Well does? I'm sure Dez left us some talkbacks. She was a big fan of the drawings I put on her shirt.

By the way, Hey Brooklyn boys play again, bok them. I just want to say, uh, I gotta agree with Scary on all that healthship with the foods and the dyes. And the syrups red dye forty and yellow dye is so bad for you. It's been linked to so many bad things, especially in development and children outlawed in most countries. Yep, don't tell me because the American FDA it's you know, it's good.

No, they're on the take. Like I said in the last episode that Barty doesn't believe me.

Vinnie again, Yeah, don't tell me because the American FDA says so. I don't believe a single thing. Recently, they tried to tell us that the food PERIODID League grew up but wasn't good and they're eating cereal like sugary cereal, so it is actually healthy for you and needing a steak. I'm sorry, but everything they tell us believe the opposite.

Have a good one, boys, Thank you, sir, thank you, well spoken, well said, well put.

Sorry Scary and Brodie again, but listening to this is about the private planes. Brody, you're out of your mind when you think that you can compare a sports team that's fifty sixty seventy people on a plane to tail Swift with wa was And it's the fact that she does things like fly back from Japan for her boyfriend's Super Bowl and then back to Japan overnight. That's the kind of unnecessary shit I understand, flying for Hateur, but.

Once again, VIDI got a point.

Play the jingle. Bitch's not one wrecked by your Brody.

You didn't even notice you were cut up in the conversation about the oils she was got you one wrecked by you about fuck knuck or fat.

Ass or whatever the tale his name is, that's for Nick.

I don't know.

Brody was busy listening to the sound of his own voice. He didn't even notice it. It's a sexy voice. I can't he boys.

Brody, scary scary Brody. This is Lily from the greater Atlanta area, definitely not from the shitty or Atlanta area or what you'll probably.

Call it ch Atlanta Atlanta.

So another episode in the books without the jingles when you bring home the old jingle scary. I do have an idea, though, so there's going to be like multiple talkbacks. So I'm gonna apologize in advance if I completely butcher this and it becomes a total train wreck.

Loyal Tom him.

This is a Michael Oppenheimer with the Brooklyn boise rescue fund. Are you missing the old jingles? They are trapped in the depths of the main studio and Sherry Jones is too lazy to bring them home. But you can make a difference by donating to the Brooklyn Boys Jingle Rescue Funds.

I've got that Rod Serling Twilight Zone delivery is still going scrap.

For a little donation of a dollars six, you can sponsor and help rescue one of the lost jingles.

Cool three eight two two three seven seven to donate today. That's two one eight f you eight seventy seven, which, by the way, is the same amount of money that's Scary.

Spent on his sound system.

So he needs your help.

Mmm, what was that, Brody? You have a theory here? He sounds a lot like Angel from California. Hauh? Does he also a little bit like uh the guy from Omaha? Yeah, chat from Omaha.

Goad from Omaha.

Ha ha ha ha ha yeah yeah.

Brook Glynn Boys Podcast.

We will be right back.

I don't even think we're halfway through, because uh, I still got pages on pages of of uh talks and sacks. Yeah, we gotta keep keep plowing to these, by the way, Yeah, well, by the way, what I'm just gonna say, I just recognized. I was reminded that one of the female singers in that jingle.

For Breeze jingle we just put.

Pink used to sing with Pink the Brooklyn Boys podcast We Will be right Back. She was in.

She was a backup singer for Pink. Wow, that must have been a failed career. She's now she's singing that's not nice.

Well now I'm just saying, I mean, now she's singing finglet side all my jingle singers from from when I had the company, Oh like side hustle professional, yeah, side hustle.

In fact, that singer in nineteen ninety eight, a long time ago ninety nine ninety nine was the singer on my hit Me Baby One More Time parody when people thought Britney Spears had breast implants. They make my boobies one more size epic parody that went viral. Was one of the first viral parodies and then people.

Put a video. They made a video of it.

So nice. There you go. I hope she's doing well. All right, she is doing that.

Thanks porn the South Florida, my own has a PhD in biology. She taught a Rochester community college for over thirty years biology, mainly nutrition, and she says diet coke one is fine. That whole aspartain thing is totally bullshit. I actually hate diet coke, but as much as the flavor. I'll continue the next one, Okay, does to continue. She also says mainly about the highcorn fruitostrup because I actually also used to think it was super bad for you.

I know people hate long talkbacks.

I can hell ask her if she can do a thirty second, you know, concise Mariovich. She'll be more than happy to do what she loves teaching, obviously, so let me know and I'll have her explained to the slices. You know everything about she understands all the chemistry behind it.

Okay, I'd like to hear some of that.

Well, the scariest thought then she definitely doesn't work for the FDA. What No, I just think that.

You know, I heard that Hypergue's cornsyrup is a lot worse for you than than just pure cane sugar, because your body recognizes that and it doesn't recognize hy Frgure's corns heap.

But I'm willing to I'm willing to hear and here what people have to say.

I want to eat.

The floor is yours.

Hey, Brody is Scary. It's Kelly from Long Island listening to episode to ninety where Brody is arguing about how much Scary actually pays for his shampoo. To be honest, as a female, I take good care of my hair and I pay at least twenty eight dollars per bottle, and I buy shampoo and position at foye dollars each. So yeah, it's to take care of your hair. You're not getting any bad chemicals in your shampoo, thank you. And also on the point of you know, not how

Bit more orange from South Yeah.

Oh okay, so there you go. But I have a feeling she has long, beautiful hair. Right, Birdie pays down ninety nine for shampoo and look at his hair. It's at least.

Orange from South Florida.

Again.

Yeah, I agree with Brody that I was an answer dam when I was fifteen and I went me and my family went to the Enn Frank House and it hits hard. I mean I'm Jewish, and I mean it was.

It was hard.

Even at fifteen. It was really hard to swallow. Definitely, if you can get in, you definitely need to try. It's something that it'll stick with you forever.

I'm working on honestly, I'm working on it.

I gotta take a break here real quick. I'm going to bring it up again on the Brooklyn Boys, but I want to bring it up now. Scary what you said that that was a historic house, right, right? Historical house? Rather Yes, and it was historical because it was built when scary When was the house?

No, no, it's because the significant the cultural significance of what happened in the house. And when did that happen in the nineteen I'm sorry, nineteen forties?

Okay, because you said the house was famous from the eighteen hundreds.

Well, I believe it was built in the eighteen hundreds, but it was no like nineteen forties is when confusion. That's what made it famous, correct, wasn't it? Wasn't it the Hitler Nazi thing where they they yeah, yeah, they hit the Nazi. She was hiding, she was hiding from the Nazis, right, right, Okay. And if people thought you meant did that happen in the eighteen no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the house was built in the if I if you heard it that way, that's by the way.

If the house was built the eighteen hundreds, that's not really the story. Just so we're on the same but it's from the eighth the houses from the headline, it's from the eighteen hundreds the house, right. People aren't going there because of the architecture, No, they're they're going there because of what happened in the nineteen forties. By the way, the house, which was probably on a street full of

Oh, definitely worth going here.

You also need to do the factory boys booked it or looking know it. I was fifteen and they gave me a token, even the drink averge sixteen. I got two tokens and I got fairly wasted to a point where my parents took me back to the tall room. I fell asleep and my dad just stayed with me until my mom and sister went out.

So but it was awesome, Like it was a cool experience.

He's talking about my trip to Amsterdam, and funny you say that, buddy. I just texted my friends today on the group chat about the Heineken tour because I hear good things and everyone's.

Like, I'm neutral on that.

Scary whatever you want to do, So I'm to just take the lead and buy the tickets for us, because I hear from several people it's a damn good time.

Hey, Brooklyn boys, this tall black tea white, which is ironic not coincidental. I'm a few episodes behind trying to get caught up, but as a as a member of the black community, we need more spruce. I need I need like monthly spruce episodes.

Yes, Brody.

Also, I you haven't talked about it yet, but I assume you're talking about Jour World duets. Glad you're finally getting your credit.

Bro A right, Well, I'm giving myself the credit. I'm not actually getting the credit.

By the way.

T why thank you for following me on TikTok. I noticed it, thank you.

Uh huh, Scary Brody. Allan here from Florida was listening to your recent episode. You guys were talking about pipe and plumbing, and uh, Scary Brody tried to make you feel like an idiot because you didn't know what macaroni pipe is. But I hate to say it, hit the fucking jingle, Brody is wrong.

It's called elbow pipe.

Hope this doesn't bite me in the ass.

Maybe there is something.

Called macaroni pipe, but pretty sure he was referring to elbow pipe.

Yeah, anyway, slash for live, have a great day, guys.

As in elbow macaroni. He got the two words mixed up and he used macaroni instead of elbow. That's what happened. Hold on, hold on, it slaps you in the face because it's a joke. Oh, I obviously know it's not macaroni pipe.

Lied to him, all right.

Cowboy with a public service announcement for all the slashes.

Not oh you're tired to hear in public service announcements, But you don't mean.

I don't wanna give a shit, Sonna, Sit back and listen to what I've got to see. It's come to my attention that a large number of slashes feature great people. By the way, don't lack Slash time and absolutely for a bit to participate or even listen to. It may be that they just don't like it and they think gets beneath them, they don't have the time, or they're just all around hateful people.

Whatever the reason may be.

I'm here to tell you that I'm more than sure that Brody and Scary still love and appreciate you, so don't feel afraid to press the little microphone symbol on the lower right hand side of your phone screen and send the talk factor to maybe even Quill. And remember to tell all your friends you could be on and you're name doesn't.

Even have to be long.

Support all their podcast dreams and success come true. It's all up to us lessons for me real they can bring on the next year and both My friend from Mosteak to York missus Grandrew Jesus, where do you get that nineties fucking music from I was great?

By the way, that sounded nothing nothing like the guy who played Arms of an Angel as a public service announcement.

Get the jingles back, they said, nothing alike.

Hey, it's Elijah from Pinlay, Ohio.

I just got my sign Scary Jones and David Brod Brody t shirt T shirt and I want to say thank you guys for throwing in the bonus stickers as much appreciated.

Did not consider that.

I can't wear the shirt because they ruin it.

Then it ruins the shirt alongside the signature, so I guess I would have to buy another one.

Thank you guy.

You may have to buy another one.

I like that.

Another one for your By the way, DJ Khaled making some news the past couple of weeks.

Did you see the DJ Kaled?

No?

I didn't.

Apparently he does not go below the belt with the ladies.

Hum, neither did uh Big pun in the song uh Big Punisher Punisher? Yeah, yeah, because he talks about.

Not not going down on women in that song.

Do you remember the paradid did of that song, Big Nourisher, Big Nourisher, look at you remember twenty years and he died because he was a heart attack. He was so big. Poor guy. I wrote the song before he died. Yeah, oh wait, maybe he does go down. I forgot.

I think Big pun Uh does what he's got to do. Maybe I got to look at the lyrics again.

Maybe I'm on.

Scary brody shape for Union City. I wanted to talk about them twins. I mean, who doesn't have questions? We all have questions. What's really taking out is the fact that they're willing to answer these questions freely. I'm not knocking, ain't put out the universe, But I'm like, yo, if you want to know the four ward want about anything a network show deal, make some money off of this, if you really want to put your business out there, I'm saying chair Union City Part two. Yeah, I mean

How does this?

How does this all fold out? If one is tired doing sex?

Does the other one say all right, I'll sell ben?

How the fuck does this work?

Here?

Boy?

This just to shay, this is my last one.

Here's here's a flip flip shit of it, and true, this is nobody's business.

However, they decide.

To conduct themselves and live their life and in the bedroom, and it's like, there's nobody's business.

But it was a documentary, so many questions.

Watch.

If they really wanted to make some money, they need to work out some kind of network deal and and get this ship going because inquiring minds want.

The next and Danielle from Our Big Show didn't want to do the story. When you know about the first dance and all that that just came up and went viral recently, and I'm like, why she goes, there's none of our business. I'm like, hey, guess what. They've listened it.

They posted it, and they lived their life in the public.

They went on Oprah, they had a series on TLC for Christ's sake, Abby and Brittany for several seasons. We watched them, Brittany and Abbey. I'm sorry, Ibby and Brittany. Oh wait a second, I see what you did there, Havy and Brittany, brittanyant Abby. As always, it's Brittany and Abby and Brittany, and then the sun the other, the other, the other. The head from the side goes pretty happy. No,

We did not.

We avoided it completely. I wanted to talk about it. I I was.

I was up for the Brooklyn Boys podcast for all your conjoined Twins stories, then.

We gotta.

We gotta do a follow up.

I'm thinking, although you really should listen to the Elliott in the morning episode as well on iHeartRadio where he talked about it, because yeah, y'all, he brought some questions we didn't think about.

And it's not crass. It's not like you know, as it's not always a goal. Some of it was crass, but well, listen, it makes your mind almost hurt thinking of all the things you can't comprehend what's going on. Does a need to know? I need to know, same questions. Same doesn't mean I deserve an answer, but I still have questions, I know.

But all right, Hey, Brody, this is somebody from somewhere over here. I followed you all on TikTok. Brody is scary Brooklyn boys. I want to ask Scary about when he said Wan is not the trucker because he met him. That's not enough of a reason. You know, a lot of different voices in the Sipsons and Family Guy are done by the same people, so someone could do very different voices. So if you do know, how do you really know?

I get the vibe he's not Wan Valdez is not the trucker. No, he also doesn't have the.

Same way.

He Brody.

Part two, you mentioned open houses something about looking in medicine cabinets. I heard a little bit of Matthew Perry's book, and it was interesting. He would schedule open houses all day to go through people's medicine cabinets to try to find so he could take enough drugs because what he was being prescribed wasn't enough. So it's really interesting. Good book, good read if you have time.

Hey, guys, hold.

On for the record.

I because of the Matthew Perry book. It reminded me to make sure I hid all any prescription medication I had in the house, even like old stuff. I just was like, I went through everything because there are people who do that shit.

Hey, guys, for Sernandez from Puerto Rico. First of all, people are fat because they eat too much and do zero exercise. So if you exercise more and eat less, you won't be bobes or fat. And secondly, Brody, not everything that is killing people get spammed.

Look at cigarettes.

He's got a point.

Yeah, but there's at least a warning on the package, just saying, but you know what, too much money is too much money involved, Otherwise cigarettes would have been gone a long time ago.

From here Reynolds company that wait way way too powerful. Oh you can assume them. So there's something right, BROLLI and Scary. How you doing this, Fernando from Woodbridge?

Uh, I think the FCC is on the take for letting uh Scary on the air.

Okay, thanks, good morning.

This is Chad from Ome and it's always going to be Brodie with Scary all right, Chad, I don't really have anything to talk about this week, but I just wanted to come on here and give a great big shout up to all the slices and let them know that it's always going to be U list. We get those apologies, so get with it, buco or it's always going to.

Be okay, goodbye, Thanks Brody and Scary Hey, as funny as it is. Make a fun of Scary, you know, for being unhealthy and then healthy unhealthy. I gotta say, Scary, I am proud of you. You know, anything is better than nothing, So given a little bit of healthy, it's better than no healthy, that's sure. One that struggled with many types of addiction and weight as well. Every little step counts keep it up, scary and Brody keep giving them ship though.

Pasbaker going off. You're right there, Buddy said to look a flat line at the end.

Wa wha, wha, whoa whoa hold on a second, hold on a secon I guess, Scary Jones, how are you gonna say you're in a second quarter?

Scary now?

Don't you have that fancy bougie luxurious Jim doing some personal training sessions with you that No, sir, don't be doing that ship with the second or third quarter Hellna. These people are investing thousands of dollars in your training.

Good luck, sir.

Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is naked again for Washington State previously resident Brooklyn, and this.

Message is for David Brody.

David Brody, I love you, ahead, hey, people gotta make money, so let's go doctor fatlass, flowman, shield and whatever fucking diapers or nicotine suppressor.

Uh Ski Johnson's promoting love both of you only ship Brooklyn boys. Get ready.

This is gonna be fucking part two or part three.

I'm gonna give us gentlemen. Both of you are actually correct.

Now, David Brody, I understand you have a time emergency issue. I don't know if you take medicine for that or not. But I get it. You're not trying to be there all fucking day.

I get it.

But you're making money from this shit, nobody. This is not free, okay, So why.

Don't you just take your time next time.

You're talking about the house I failed? Well he's part two, all right.

Part two about your packaging fiasco.

Yeah, David Brody, this.

This is important man, And yes, thank you so much for spelling and proper writing and shit like that. But Scary Jones, he's right too. You know you want that ship to be nice and nicely packaged and looking good, you know, economy stuff. People are spending their own hard earned money on this product, on this merchandise. Yes, so have pride, have some ownership to it.

Part by the Part three coming up.

Part three final, Yeah, have ownership of that shit man. And also, I feel like you guys are like two guys packing the cocaine in Columbia. One guy has plastic gloves and has extra tape to be gentle and careful, and baby Brody has that commercial grade scale, like big ass fucking scale with the big with a big spoon, just shoving that shit trying to get over there. I love both of you, I do. I hope next time the process will be smoother, right, And.

Thank you to the slices who sidebarred me and d m me saying, hey, it must have been you that packed my shirt, because I see it was nicely neat neatly folded and stuff.

Oh listen, all the shirts remained folded. We didn't unfold any shirts. He didn't fold anything.

But I don't.

Way I put a retail I can refold away. I put him back in the bag. Was so nice. The way the bag was sealed was even.

Yeah, the ups, the outer, it was perfectly straight on skaries, get the shirts.

Rockland County Brody, episode two nine. You're talking about leaving the plastic on your dishwasher. I do construction. Let me tell you, when that plastic stays on for too long, it bakes on, and then when it frails and one little piece and you start to peel it, you're gonna be peeling for a fucking month.

Take it off, brother, take it off off.

He's got a valid point. I sold my house. Let the next guy do it.

Oh wow, you're a.

Douche Brody and scary.

Tamara from upstate New York, Binghamton.

I have to weigh in on this whole not using your phone while you're on the toilet thing. Who the fuck doesn't scroll on their phone while they're on the toilet?

Thank you, thank you.

I'll fully admit I do that when I'm on the toilet. Ever, I can't not do it. And also Scary is attached to his phone. I'm very surprised by this news. Also, have you ever touched cash.

And then touched your phone?

Cash is like the dirtiest thing in the world. Tamara from Binghamton continue, So like, I don't I don't get, I don't get its scary.

Yet again, I'm with Brody on this.

I usually said with Brody, so I'm not surprised. I love you both regardless, but or what about what about a gas pump? Do you ever touch pump gas and then touch your phone?

I bet you do.

That's disgusting.

I'm just saying anyways, like I said, love you both.

Sorry, this had to be by.

That's usually the time that I put my phone on my charger because it's always on two percent. Just here, let my phone have a little bit of a breathing time for its own on its own.

I'm gonna charge you with a.

Long cable, and you charge it in the bathroom. I don't know. I just listen. I'm not trying to help me your mail. I'm not trying to throw your mail on the toilet. I'm not trying to throw shade the people who use their phone in the bathroom. But you just check your dirty mail on the toilet. Makes no sense. Have I brought my phone into my bathroom before? Yes, but I don't. Sometimes a lot more times than not, I forget it, or I just somewhere. You've never taken

Hey, this is Katie from Cleveland Brody.

I am sorry, but you are so incredibly wrong about the whole FDA health stuff. Yes, it is the high fruit, toast, corn syrup, and processed foods in this country that are making Americans obese. I'm in a medical program right now, and we are learning the intricacies the biochemistry and everything that's going on with us. And I lived overseas for many years before coming home. And it's incredible how sick

Are in them.

I use both of those.

Those are my gfvies.

Am I jacent?

I'm still poisoning my body. By the way, she got another let's recap the calls there. She got another FDA.

Ye not not great yet we trust the EWG, same organization, I mean it's the same government, same type of people go to work every day. How do we know the EWG or whatever isn't on the take or you know not.

We don't know. Well, I don't know who is the w it's the entire.

Company who use people work for in small government salaries, all on the take.

And brody or this is Katie from Cleveland again and Brody. Yes, a lot of the FDA is in bed with big Pharma. Read the book Food Fixed by doctor Mark Hyman. He actually brings together how our whole food, health and.

Medical industry.

You're kind of all tied together in kind of who's in bed with who and why Americans are so unhealthy?

Thank you, Katie from Cleveland.

The best name is Hymen, though, how come trust the guy in his last name is Hymen?

Well, hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Brandon from Atlanta. Just wanted to comment on the ESPN Plus how you called in to try and get your subscription refunded. Just wanted to say, as a tip, always ask for the retention department when you call in, because the first person you talk to is just customer service. They can't even tell you that they have the ability to refund, but they

All right, the retention department. That's what I'm asking for every time. Mm hmm. When you call here ESK Factories Retention, you get the anal retention that apartment.

Okay to the caller who wanted Brody and Scary to debate iPhone or Android, stop cursing in front of your baby.

It is scary. That's brilliant.

Please please, please become best friends with one of Brodie's neighbors and just be at the pool one day when Brodie arrives and there you are hanging out.

I would love that. Oh you wait, I'm gonna go knocking on doors.

Oh, this is so.

Disgusting.

My roommate was just making a new tellusmoothie and I saw that someone's on the floor, so I went to pick it up for her. And you know, nobody wants to waste and Tella, so I lift it and well, it was feces.

It was feces.

We lived with a lot of.

Dogs and cats.

Reggie here, of course, Of.

Course, Reggie with the filthiest, most disgusting, gross out joke of the week. Appreciate.

Hey, guys, it's Tara from Staten Island. Brody and Scary always. I followed you on TikTok and I just wanted you to know that there's someone with the name David underscore Brody that is using your same picture, so I think they're trying to pretend to be you.

Oh no, that's me.

Oh okay, all right, it was a mistake. That's me.

I registered the name because that's my name, my original name on Twitter, and it's still my name on Twitch and I can't get into the account.

Hey, Bertie, scary. It's Maddie from Brooklyn and the Bronx scary. When you go to Amsterdam, you should see the Vangul Museum up the Flower Market, yep. And definitely, if you want to venture out, take a look at the Hague, the International Tribunal. It's really quite beautiful and you could take a tour. I couldn't see En Frank either didn't have tickets. I don't have a guy and Brodie's right. Stroop waffles fucking delicious.

Gotta have the stroop? All right? Well, I got two out of three to eight bad the third one the Hague.

It's on the list now, thank.

You, Brooklyn boys.

I'm usually brody and scary, but Brody list the scary on that FDA thing. Don't just go to the FDA, Brody, do your research, man, do your research. Bro Jamaican rasta Bacon Sarasota, Florida. Brody fd approved that baby feed us in like chips, that regular fucking chips.

Because nobody research. It's okay. I'm with's scary on this one, Brody, do your research.

Man.

Whatever chemicals you can cut out to your diet that pot are your everyday use, go for it.

It's good from Sara, Florida. Back again, Brodie, you're pissing me. The fuck off, Brody. List the scary.

It's true a guy that came for a third world country. I grew up on herbs, Brody. They don't mean no good for none of us. Bro scary. I can't believe I'm saying scary. I'm which is scary one hundred thousand percent. Bro Brody, shut up and listen.

Let me finish your sentence to a Brookno.

So fighting among the slices you suck.

You live too many talkbacks.

Facebook group seems not to like it.

I like it.

I enjoying a good fight.

Maybe it's because I'm from Jersey, But slices, you have to end it with you fuck you and then say slice to life because we are all the slices all right, part of one pie.

Thank you?

Like Pimacon.

Thank you, Jan Valdez.

A brooken, it's Brodie scary, so brody. Back to your issue with the pizza fiasco. Yeah, that guy is not really that good on that store. Maybe they're wanting New York is better, but a hoboken, that one's it's just okay, should you know, hike the mile for Tony Pepperoni, that's some good pizza.

Fuck or the Strata Boushie as ship and you get Benny to Dino's. You get Benny to Dino's. It's it's the charm of it. Now a broken boy, but it's always brother and scary scary. What are you talking about.

Big Pharma and the FDA being bought?

My guy?

You are being bought. You are a paid sponsors. They're paying you to say, oh, frus syrup is bad. Oh this other thing is bad. Oh red a and and yellow five is bad. And now it's parabins, my guy. We don't give a flying fuck. If it's fast food, we win.

That's what we eat. I don't care about your parabins.

Hey, Okay, I'm I'm gonna let that one stay right there, but go ahead, Yes, Brodie scary.

Do we trust the American Council of Science and Health.

I don't know, Brodie. This isn't the broken Boys, this is slice time. We gotta finish these. I got three. I just want to say I did my research. Okay, you want to, we can doctor. I want to reference something that was just reference doctor Mark Hymen. Uh, many incredible websites do not take what he says seriously.

Maybe the other ones being bought and paid for.

Yeah, okay, hey, b boys, Uh, this is Larry Long Nuts from Pittsburgh, PA, giving you guys a call. Nuts went to Bjay's this past weekend wholesale place, not blowjobs. I saw some deodorant that was deodorant slash anti persprint. So I think, if I recall correctly from the last conversation, I'm not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing.

Depends on what anti intends to be deodorant. Yeah, I would personally, I would stay away from it because it says anti perspriant and there's nothing. There are no good anti persprints, unfortunately, but that is don't quote me on it that I haven't found one.

I personally haven't found one. So I would imagine walk.

Around with with pitstains.

We'd have to see.

What's in it, Hey be boys, Larry Long nuts here again. Yeah, I'm not sure where if deodorant slash Andy pursperant is okay or any purseps just that's the only one that's bad, or what happens if you combine the two? Is it like the best of both worlds?

I love you, I would, I would look that up on reputable medical sites.

Don't ask scary you think if we won fast food we're gonna be like, hmmm, I want white castle.

I wonder if my beef was grad fed. I wonder if my audience are organic. Hey, my guy, did you bought all this food at wholes food? Or should I go to tackle Bell and say, mmmm, this castle is delicious?

Was it naturally sourced from homegrown cowns living next door.

To No, it's fast food is ship.

We eat it and we like right and right.

You get what you pay for and you get if that's where you're going, fine, I like myself some good fast food as well. But I know what's in it at you know, I'm not saying there's like two or three different points at this point, but the point is just be aware of what's in things, right, I don't think fast food.

They claim to be you know, fed and organic.

Drive through, respecting organically exactly exactly. The name is the name tells you what you're getting food, fast fast. It's not healthy foods. Drolets go to the healthy food drive in, right, all right, just limit your exposure to it, that's all.

I mean. Listen, I've I've stopped at the drive through it said fast food.

Your car goes there automatically.

I have to.

I have to steer in the other direction so I don't end up there. But I love a good white castle. I mean, yeah, you loved castle. But dude, you know sometimes you crave that stuff. I mean, should it be part of my my daily regimen of you know, my meals. No every day, no, once in a while, Okay, all right, last one, last one?

He broke a Scary Jones.

I hope Chick fil A takes you as their next sponsor to push in the hormone chicken infuse extravaganza. And let's say what you said to us until then, Scary Jones.

Can you prease bring the ding goes back? Or bring the ding goes back?

He missed, he missed, my point completely. Could somebody just fill Juan Valdez and it's the chorus of the music. He was doing Ladies' Night at the first part like a.

For effort though, thank you.

This is how you do a jo.

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