The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #280

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This podcast all depends on you, baby, you want Yeah, Brooklyn Boys Podcast Slice time for episode number two eighty. Why are you laughing? Because that puts a smile on my face. That may be my absolute favorite intro, jingle or thing that you've ever produced and written of all time. I've written like five thousand things. Come on that can be the best. It's really good. It's really good. I like that. I like it better than our Brooklyn Boys intros and outs. Don't forget to catch those z zoo

So that's had a friend tell me they love the podcast, and I said last week they said, oh it was so touching. And then you think at the end with you the best of montage of your mom's I said, what did you think about scary? Not knowing Michael McDonald was white, and he said, I didn't hear that. What because I didn't hear that.

He missed the whole middle break where we talked all the fun stuff.

He only heard the beginning. He must have dozed off and then he woke up and heard the ending. Well, so he went back and listened to it. Oh my god, I can't believe Scary doesn't didn't know that Michael McDonald was was white.

Had no clue.

By the way, same friend was at my house the other day, Andrew, And that's when you called me, Remember I said, I said, oh, Andrew's here, and you're.

Like, oh, tell him.

I said, Hi, I told you, Esu a slice. Yep, he could hear you, because you'll you know, you and I are allowed. He can hear you through my phone, the flat phone I put to my head. You know, everybody can hear the sound of people talking.

He said.

Scary sounds as high energy and upbeat on the phone as he does on the podcast. I go, that's because that's how he is.

We are. That's a good thing. I guess he's like, he goes I love the podcast because you guys are so real.

You are who you are. I said, that's absolutely correct. We don't put on fake voices or fake personalities.

This is us, we don't we We are who we are, like Kesha once said, yeah, we are who we All right, let's get to the talkbacks that you guys left us. And again, if you're not listening to the iHeartRadio app. Shame on you. You can't leave it talk back any other ways. Listening through Apple podcasts, leave us a good review. You have jobs no matter what you're doing. I don't know what you do on Deezer or if you're listening on Amazon scary. Because we're now on Amazon podcasts, we

The mystery ingredient, Brodie, that scary, didn't I saw?

It was anchovies?

I do believe that are sardines.

It was one of those. Yeah, what was the question? Oh, no, I don't remember what he's talking about. He's probably referencing a very old episode. No, it really wasn't. I don't know. He didn't say, I'm referencing you. Gotta say your name was suppose a question on the last episode that you were going to give on this episode? I asked for talkbacks about something, but no, you you did.

It's like a trivia question of sorts. No, I played the t Paine audio.

I told you that.

Yeah, I said, tell us who you thought that audio was before?

I tell you? Oh, that's right, And you fucked it up. No I didn't. You didn't suck it up. No, I don't fuck anything up. I'm perfect. You know that.

Happy New Year be boys. Christy from Saddlebrook Scary. I just heard you this morning on the Big Show, and I am so so sorry to hear about your mom. I was very shocked. I lost my mom five years ago and I still say to myself, got to tell mom about so and so. I can't wait to tell them I got a raise. And I still go to pick up the phone at four o'clock every day as that's when I called her to talk to her. And that feeling scary will never leave you.

It's hard.

I'm not gonna lie, but you will learn how to do I did it, Christy again, got her off. You'll learn how to deal with It's scary, and my deepest, deepest condolence is to you and your family.

Be safe, guys.

You know I have to agree with her. I often want to call my mom until her I got a raise, but I haven't gotten a raise in so many years. It's not the fact that she's not with us any longer that I can't tell her that She's right. It happened to me. Just today, I picked up the phone to try and call my mom and tell her what I was seeing on TV. And I'm like, oh, I can't do that. Yeah, that's really tough. That's been a weird adjustment for me. Scary.

In regards to sharing the strawberry chocolates to everyone, I have to strongly disagree with you there, And it gets Brodie's prerogative since they're his, regardless of it's a treat, because I know if it were me, there are some dumbasses that I work with that I would not want to share my chocolate's with. So I think that's completely up to him and up to the person who owns the share it retreatment.

Thank you. This is Brandon from Atlanta.

Nice Brandon.

We should call Brandon's office and say, hey, put dumbas on the phone and see who they hand it for.

Well, I'll say this regarding strawberries, and I'll go back to that moment because that was a few years ago. I think that if you don't want other people in the office to have them and to be shared with, then you don't take them out to begin with to share them with one person.

He was taking them out to take them home. You said, no, I know, I think we allowed one person to have you. You were like, oh, give one an alley or something. No, No, I sure about that.

You said can I have one? And I was like, well, I'm taking it home for my family. You beIN one.

You took the box and then you walked around the whole radio station. I don't know if it went to a revisionist history. I have no idea if it went down that way, but we'll see.

I don't know. I gotta go back to the episode. You can't debate it if you don't remember. I don't remember.

Hey, Sary James from Queen's Here Scary, you said in a recent episode that you don't have the time to bring home the jingles. Come on, man, you have the time. Big Dick, Bob, Ferrari, Fred, and Pink Steve whatever your friend's names are, can wait five minutes, thirty minutes or whatever. They can wait for their bottle service so you can bring home the jingles, man, come on.

Was that her attempt at naming my friends Big Dick, Steve and Ferrari whatever? That was hilarious? Big Dick Bob, oh, Big dig Bob and Ferrari Steve whatever. Yeah, yeah, eventually, one of these days you'll hear the old jingles again.

Yeah, please, Hey Brody and Scary Jamis again.

In the latest episode of Slice Time, Scary brought up that Florida mall alien video. Now, I believe in aliens, in Bigfoot, in ghosts and all that stuff.

I've had fi own experiences, and even I think that was bullshit. Of all the places that the aliens could go in the world, what the fuck are they going to a mall in Florida?

Not to feel at all?

There are other places to go.

Do you see that hot pink flash in the sky that the flight attendant caught as the plane was landing. Uh it was a UFO sighting. Maybe she's going through menopause. No, it was just this was in the news just today. Yeah, okay, no, I'm telling you, I'm clicking on those pictures at the bottom of of real newspaper articles. These are scrolling at bottom and it says this is an ad pink Yeah light now now the now the spaceships for pink flight attendant? Yeah for uh for for wiz Air. W izz Air

UFO right, it was Nicki Minaj's new album release, UFO.

Who you grew up? He's scary, scary, Brodie, it's Dad's from ct baby.

Just check it in, guys.

I just want to see when Spruce on the Loose is going to be back on this show. My man, he's with the old jingles. I just think he's so funny.

Guys.

See adds so much to the podcast.

His laugh makes me laugh, and I just think he is so funny.

I just wanted to see if you guys can get him back on this show. What's good?

My man?

I agree, it's great. We miss him. We miss Spruce on the Loose.

Well, if I could get him on the phone for next week or this week's episode, can you.

Patch him in of course like a pro. I mean I got the pro equipment. Yeah, you got the ten point nine billion dollar equipment. What the fuck? Can he fuck?

Scary?

You grew up with Nicki Minaje?

What kind of bullshit is that?

Bro? I grew up.

I was born nineteen seventy four. I am forty five years old.

I grew up with making minaj you are older me.

You would fuck you dude. First of all, you say you're born in nineteen seventy four, and you say you're forty five years old, that would make you forty nine, my friend. Yeah, that won that's some bad math. So he's not forty five. He's already lying. Can't trust this guy, can't trust him? What's going on?

Guys, I'm catching up two seventy four, all these talkbacks, all these women I'm with, scary one hundred and ten percent.

I've even heard on The.

Big Show Danielle and all the other girls fawning over Justin Bieber this one and that one.

Oh, they used to come on the show. They were so young.

Now they're in their twenties, and they would see all kinds of DP picks on the internet and blah blah blah fawning over them.

Creepy yep. So they're basically he was basically a scariest creepy over a little bit on Rego. Yeah. So basically he's been on all the talk shows this week. Have you watched. Yes, have I watched last week whatever it was, I've paused them. I bet you have.

By the way, I don't remember Danielle or Gandhi ever like excited about Bieber being hot.

I'm telling you women do the same thing. Women, but not daniel and Gandhi. Danielle likes David Beck. If it's creepy, I'll tell you if it's creepy for me, it's creepy for them.

Yes, but I'm saying he's mistaken that those particular two women are not hot for Justin Bieber and his dick pics.

What's going on?

I'm the box, so it's.

Fire see filming Avatar three four people just fat Obviously take the phone out of your mouth stake.

Because you don't, I'll catch myhole.

Gravity. I can't tell if he's cursing at us or something that we hear in the podcast. Let me let me tell you what he said. I can't part whole art of flaun Earth Christopher kilometer troll gravity, that's what he said.

I had to do with my comment that TikTok is blowing up with people who think the Earth is flat, which is just I can't. I can't even I can't even af.

Okay, here's a blank talkback. They just fell off the edge of the earth. I'm telling you it's the Allian invasion right there, right, I see pink Hey Brooklyn, boys, I'm gonna go ahead and cheek.

I already know who that is. I know that is. Uh, you can turn me off. I'm away a little while to do do do do do pain Court.

There you go.

Do you know them boys?

I don't know why I said you guys can turn me off now I it was a live show or nothing.

That was a little silly, all right, thanks, Hey guys, this is one from mont Terey, Mexico. Really, I been listening to you guys for quite a while. Different Wise, Brody, this is an all time low for you.

Oh it's a little bit too too petty of you.

Oh no to just request the sticker, just leave a note on your phone or.

There was some other kind of reminder.

I think that was too petty of you, man explained the oil change sticker. Yeah, it wasn't about being petty. It's about this scamboni. They're deliberately putting three thousand miles on the sticker. When I deliberately got uh a blend so I could go five thousand miles with I know, sure, I know you you you wrote, you rewrote the sticker.

No.

I asked them for a new one and they said, oh, we can't reply. I thought they made a mistake. It was like, oh, you guys made a mistake. No, that's what we have to do, Scamboni. They gave me the wink wink. They know once I pull out and them on the road, that's it. Why are you pulling out and driving? That's dangerous and turn back.

App Just for this, I thought that.

Black Tip from Cory in the House, that old Disney Channel show. What I thought that for all these years Katy Perry has been married to Corey in the House.

Who plays Corey in the House. I don't know.

This app Just for this, I thought that Orlando Bloom was the sat black Tip from.

Cory in the House.

Oh okay, so yes, so right there was there was a heavy set black kid who played Corey in the House. She thought that that was Orlando Bloom, So therefore she thought Katy Perry was married to that kid. I see, what's his real annoytment? I'm looking up his name. Kyle Massey. All Right, I thought Kyle Massey was Orlando Bloom. Okay, it happens. Yeah, but that's not the same as knowing as actual. Like if you thought Orlando Bloom was black, but you thought Orlando Bloom was somebody else, Well, I

It's Maria from Miami. Regarding episode to eighty. I knew that was te Pain. I love him so much. He was on Mass Singer and he won, and nobody knew it was him, and everybody thinks just because he sings auto tune he can't sing.

I knew it was him. He's right, he can.

Roy scary.

Hi, this is Jeffrey.

I'm calling from the Deep South, and I wanted you to know with that.

I really appreciate you putting Black Sabbath Tea Pain's cover there, because t Pain is one of the most talented motherfuckers I've ever met in my life. Run a security company, and I was fortunate enough to be his bodyguard twice when he came to the University of Alabama.

So I want you to rock on my condolence is scary, and I love you guys.

Brody scary, He's back, Brody scary.

This is Jeffery from the Deep South again.

I'm kind of embarrassed because as I listened to this wonderful podcast, I found out that's scary. Didn't know that Michael McDonald was white.

Scary.

You're supposed to be up on all things musical. Michael McDonald is one musical motherfucker. Yes, because he's sang with a lot of R and B artists doesn't mean that he's black.

Just saying I get it, I get it. But sometimes one slips past the goalie, and that one slipped past time and I wasn't. I didn't come up in the seventies, so no, you came up in two thousand and nine with Nikky. That's exactly right, you know. I'll say this. I Dooby Brothers Michael McDonald were big in the seventies and listening to the Doobie Brothers with my father. He always used to play the Doobie Brothers. But I didn't associate Michael McDonald for even being in the Doobie Brothers.

There's no brothers. As they explained on What's Happening. By the way, if I said good Times last week, I meant what's happening. I'm pretty sure I said what's happening.

They said they all rely on each other like brothers. They're not related. Yeah, but who else was in the band?

A bunch of guys? Okay, a guy with long hair, short hair. This guy's one black guy. This yeah, this one guy in the band who's black. But it's not Michael McDonald's other dude is back here.

Last one, I promise. Brodie Scary just wanted you to know since you had a problem with Michael McDonald and identifying his race. Darius Rucker is black.

Have a great ia.

This guy's got some pipes. Man, he should be a voiceover guy. He said he I'm from the Deep South. I'm like, he's from the Deep voice. Yeah.

He called seven times, not that I want them, but he did not give condolences to me.

But anybody said because you said you didn't want them. Now I clearly said it on the podcast. I do not want to be addressed, and you want it to be ignored. So people are following you exactly what your wish was choking because every time he called back, I was like, he's gonna say it. He didn't say it.

Brody pre dessert story, Love it. Taylor Swift's merch store.

Has been an absolutely mess lately, like taking months and months to deliver anything. On Christmas Day, they sent out an email to everyone that if their items were promised to be shipped by December fifteen and they hadn't, you were getting a full refund and still getting the items. So even if it's one thousand dollars.

You got your money.

Back and the stuff that is free to that perfect example of free dessert. Love that. You know what typical Taylor Swift organization type of move.

Hey, Brooklyn bar is slice sewn from Newton. My guess is Kee Payne. Knew it was him because I heard him sing it. Thank you guys, Okay, scary, very good.

This is Jeffrey from the Deep South. I'm going to give you one comment regarding older people being attracted to younger people.

But his voice, whatever he says, he's quality.

Yes, it is equal. Is just as creepy for women as for men. However, women are in kurts to do so. Yep, the two. I can think of Demi Moore and share all right.

Okay, in fantasy to share pretty much everyone's younger than hers, so her options are limited, right, but I'll say more.

Yeah, but you know he's illustrating, just like the last guy, illustrating my point beautifully. Thank you, Thank you both for being on my show. But I don't think Demi Moore got with what's his face? From uh, what's his face? Listen? What's his name? Let them all do that? Let them all fawn over the dudes. I'm still going to have a crush on Olivia Rodrigo and it hasn't gone away. It's still there, Brody, so so be it. Here's a talk back from episode one nine, sorry, episode one ninety three,

I'm listening to one ninety three. I think it's one ninety three. It's one where you're talking about the other guys that we're cheering for another team, saying that it was away lay. Now I agree that he should have said melee, but wayl is also a fight.

Is where someone lay's wait and ambushes another. So it could have been just saying all right, thank you.

It could have been it was a melee. But yes, it could have been speaking of old episodes, scary. Let me interject here for a moment, as I often do Aaron kaplan. Our friend Kapy Cap sent me a DM and he said, I'm registering to the Brooklyn.

Boys podcast from the beginning.

Again, No really means by registering, but he's he's officially listening through them again, which I think for him is like the fifth time. I'm up to episode twenty three, which correct me if I'm wrong, Scary was either end of twenty seventeen or early twenty eighteen. Is there any chance, Brody, that you remember the joke you couldn't tell on the podcast the fifteen minute morning show that wasn't used on the Elvis Oh, the Elvis Strand Morning Show. Right, No, yep,

I don't remember what it was. Now it's bothering me for three days. So there you go, Brody and Scary, Scary and Brody.

This is Scott commenting on episode two eighty. That was a great episode. It was just fantastic. It's great to bring everybody back. I just want to say sorry for your loss.

Scary and Brody can't bring them.

I know it's been a while for Brody, but I just want to say thank you for all you guys do.

You guys really help people through everything, and thank you for the feedback. It keeps us pushing on and it keeps me putting up with Brody for another week. Likewise, Scary when I get talk backs like that. We got more talk coming up next. All right, let's get back to some more talkbacks. It's Slice time.

Hello, Scary, Larry David, Larry David and Scary. This Isareel from Upstate New York, and I just wanted to say I apologize for the frustration Scary for the talkbacks I sent. But if there's any way I Heart Radio can change the length from thirty seconds to about a minute, that would be great. Brody, thanks for having my back. Always been in a dark place for a while, and you guys just know how to brighten up my day. So I really look forward to your up.

She's doing it again, she has no choice.

I wanted to say my condolences to the both of you for losing your mom.

Thanks Eric, thank.

You an episode seven.

Well Peak three.

Sorry I didn't mean to send that last talk back, but you do. It's Ariel again, and I just want to say my condolences for both of you losing your mom. But episode two seventy nine, where Brody was checking his email to see if he got invited to Elvis's Christmas party, I think the reason why Elvis didn't invite you is because he knew you were going to wear your cargo pants to pocket some food.

Definitely, because Brody takes all the leftovers and he uses cargo shorts to put chicken parm in the parm pockets. And by the way, I'm just you know, I'm just playing. When I say stop stop with all the talkbacks, I mean, you know, yeah, we're just playing with you.

Yeah.

Yeah. By the way, when did I say what I was not invited to the when you said you got a big holiday present? So yeah, oh yeah, he he invites the whole show is like fifteen people, so yeah, it's tough. Yeah yeah. And if he invites you, aw, he's got to invite everybody else. Yeah.

And I'm a little busy at the moment looking on the house stuff. So you've been working on the railroad all the livelong day, my friend.

Hello, Episode two sixty were scary as watch an ancient aliens scary. I know you are not alone on this. There are a lot of people who believe in aliens, and there are a lot of people who agree with you that the ancient Egyptians did not build the pyramids alone. They did not have the tools, they couldn't no shot, and people believe that the aliens helped the Egyptians build the pyramids.

I like you a lot more. Now look at this.

I want to just I want to say, this reminds me of politics, when when people say things that may or may not be true. They say, a lot of people are all upset about this, or a lot of people think that something was good.

Chance, if you tell the politics, half the people are upset about this. Right, so, but a lot of times it's not real or truthful, and they'll say, you know a lot, I have to I have to look into this, we have to investigate this because a lot of people think something's wrong. That doesn't mean it is wrong and not. People think you could argue both sides of an argument.

But my point is unless you say this fact that aliens helped Egyptians, I believe what she's saying is a lot of screwing alone. A lot of people think that that's great. A lot of people like to smell of pooh, I particularly don't. That doesn't mean it smells good. There's people into everything. Very defensive on the alien topic. No, why were there aliens in hieroglyphics? Why was there?

Why were there pictures of UFOs in hieroglyphics? How do they draw that?

You've seen hieroglyphics of aliens? Yes, you've seen them. This picture is by scientists. There's pictures, the.

Pictures slices come to my rescue on show website. Did you see pictures of uh? There are ancient etchings in walls of caves and with flying, with flying pictures of pictures etched into the wall, flying sources at the aliens.

Let's do it.

It's from the cave. You are such a non believer, opened your mind. My mind is open. There's no aliens.

Hello, scary, Larry David, Larry David, and scary. This is Ariel from upstate New York. You're back And I read an article this morning on Guy Fury where he said that the number one best restaurant in New York State is Pies and Thighs, And I'm just curious because you guys love your food and you talk about it all the time. If you agree with that. I've never been there, but I'm curious to know how popular it really is and if you guys like that restaurant at all.

Yeah, Pies for Life, thank you. Pies and Thighs. I've heard of it. I hear it to stand out. It's nowhere near the best. Can't be. We're shot located Brooklyn. I believe Pies and Thies Pie.

Pies home fun bad food, I mean, unhealthy food kind of place, which I love.

Yeah, Pies and Thighs. I hear it's very good. I've never been it's it's in Williamsburg. It's a Southern barbecue restaurant. I think it's really hard to show anything is the best of anything. Yeah, it's I hear it's very good. Uh, there's probably about five of the places i'd send you for barbecue before that. But you can't be the best of anything. You can't be the best restaurant because people have different tastes. And also maybe it's the best pie. It's the best barbecue place in Brooklyn.

Yeah, I've known people in the South would would disagree with the best barbecue place.

And it's definitely not. There's five places in Brooklyn that are better than that, and it's good. Yeah, but it's very good, you know whatever. Anyway, that was seven texts, voice back, seven talkbacks in a row from her. It's nice. Keep it by the way, just for this record going.

His name is pronounced Fierti, almost with a tea sound, because you like Italian fietti, te pain pain, fiat t pain, Hi, scary and Brotti.

This is ready from Lancster. I used to live in Philly and work with a pharmaceutical company. They took surveys on holiday parties. This is on the holiday party.

Sorry.

They the employees majority, like a huge majority, like eighty plus percent on one of them. My husband's company did the same thing. Wanted them in January, and they wanted them not formal. They still spent a whole lot of money. They had it at the risk Carlton one of them and the other one.

Oh, I guess we'll never know. Actually unless we will, unless she let's see if she continued that message, I love her energy. Nope, she got cut off and that was the end of her on that topic. All right, then just call it a party. Don't call it a holiday party. It's no longer than how to come back, no longer the harpet. What if it's a happy New Year party? Could be that?

I don't know.

I don't say, don't celebrate. Give the employees, let's give them what they deserve. Let them eat cake.

But you know what you think about January, everyone's like going on diets and working out and joining gym's. You don't want to have a holiday party if everyone's on a diet. When I do it in December, when everyone's seeing like a pig fourth quarter.

You're right. I'm back on the fence again. I know you what, Yeah, I don't know about that. Keep the parties in December. Thank you.

I se your Brody J.

Just sta.

And I'm at the part where you're talking about.

Brody's going throward is a scary families Christmas?

You through everything and I lost him on a goot ten years ago and I couldn't meet it through without my family and especially my friends.

So I just love you guys have that question.

So thank you.

She said she was listening to talking about how I was at your family's Christmas party and how she when she lost her mom, she wouldn't have made it through the holidays without her family and she loves us.

So that's very kind. Thank you. We love you too. Yeah.

Hey, what's up guys, gentlemen here? I know I've been missing for a while.

You have them around.

I listen every time a new episode comes out. Might have been hiding personal.

Things going on.

I hope everything's okay.

Jordan's sweet. You guys said no the especially you, Brody. I'm not the emming big hugs. Love you, so I have to say about that, all.

Right, Thanks Jenneen, Thank you again.

Jenevic always will hold a place in the history of this podcast because he's the guy who sent the pizzas up that we were eating where Abe didn't like his eating a seventy seven.

Yeah he was.

He was quick to jump into action on that. Is it a Jenevitch's pizza?

Yah?

It was pizza Yah?

Hey, Rody and Scary Jamie from Queen's Here. Rody, the guy in Facebook marketplace who.

You asked about the vacuum, might have responded the way he did because he might have thought of us competition. Because if you guys, were selling the same vacuum or same type of vacuum from the same time period. He might have thought that you selling yours and making a sale might take away a sale from him, and he wasn't going to help you do that because people are weirdly competitive about weird shit.

Okay, Jamie from Queens, you're one of my favorites. Love your energy, your voice. I feel like you're taking the side of a bad man. You're defending a really bad, rude, obnoxious person. I don't think he was worried because if you're buying a nineteen seventies or sixties vacuum cleaner, I think.

I don't live anywhere near Staten Island. No one's gonna go away go Wait, I was gonna go buy one in Staten Island, but now I'm gonna drive to where Brody lives and buy hit. Now, what's not make excuse for me?

Scary?

Our condolences goes up, bro fucking sad man. I got teary eyed just now. Sorry to hear that. Man, it's your boy. The Jamaican from Sarasota, Florida.

Thank you, damn.

I'm not clogging up the top backs. But now I'm here in Brodie's story. Dude, what's going on? This is sad as fuck? What We're all human, man, I'm glad to hear you guys are coming from and I'm listening to the stories. I know it's a fun, bad podcast. Well life happens, man. Yeah again the Jamaican from Sarah Sorta, Florida.

Thank you, sir. Yeah, and yeah we do do we do humor, this is what we do. We are a fun podcast, but sometimes, as you said, we have to deal with real life things and that's what always business. We can't lose our moms again. So yeah, that's good news there. Yeah, like we look at it.

Poire from South Jersey, episode two eighty guessing the singer. I could have swore that was Jack Black singing black savage, sounding just like it, but I guess I was wrong, and I'm not gonna speak.

Uh about it too much. But Scary I can go in, sous.

I know what you're going through.

I have my own problems with other currently, but I hope you're feeling good.

A bud nice thanks Jack Black, not a bad guess.

Hi.

This is Christy from Colorado. I think Bertie and Scary should go out for a steak dinner and have a nice dinner to toast both your moms. I'm scary, I remember them fondly, and then scary should.

Pay thank you. Nothing would make my mom happy.

Way to conclude this steak dinner situation.

I think I couldn't agree. W It's brilliant, absolutely brilliant. That would be your mom liked me better. My mom liked me better. You should buy mi steak dinner. No, that would be great and all if I owed him the steak dinner. But if you listen to the episode.

My Mother Things you want thinks you want me to I already gave him the steak dinner. They didn't give me anything. The Delmonicos gave it to me.

Danny the blind radio guy, I knew that that was tea pain that was doing war pigs and don't stop believing. Tee Payne loves music. You can tell he's a true position at heart. He even streams himself on Twitch producing songs, making music. You guys should check him out. He's a fucking mastermind.

Thank you, sir, Nice to hear from you again. Danny, Yeah pay knowing for.

The New Year Day.

Yeah for your information.

I am from Texas area code nine five six to be exact. And you know, brod it's because of your cheapness that you got the wrong paint that first time. If you wouldn't be so old cheats, you would have gotten the right paint the first time. And because of your cheapness, bol Dutch butter Water probably got fired. He got his own problem without having to deal with the old cheap bastard ass. You got your cheap bastard.

If they if they sold food, coloring and water, Brody would buy it. What if it was on sale and use that as paint. It had nothing to do with the level of paint I bought. He made the color wrong. But you are a cheap bastard.

No, I'm not.

I'm smart with my money. Does it different If you would have bought the Aura a collection of Benjamin Moore paints, you wouldn't.

Have had this problem, well, because I wouldn't have been in home depot buying paints. Oops, I said the name of the store. But by the way, yeah, you would have gone to another store to buy it, except I got the pain for free. So it all worked out in the end, didn't it.

Hey, guys, it's me again.

I'm sorry I had to come back on here and say something. I just want to extend my deepest condolences to both of you guys on the loft of your loved ones.

Thank you.

I know where you're coming from. I lost my pops a couple of years back, but what keeps me going is my faith, you know, according to my faith, I just got to let go and know that my Poppas is in a better place. You're not suffering with sickness anymore, and one day I'll see him again.

But anyway, he's hanging.

There, guys, and remember everything always works out very very well. Put, thank you so much. And he didn't break character. That's who he is. It's not a character. That's what he sounds like. Uh okay, yeah, it's me ya.

I know I want to get in trouble for coming on here so many towns, but you know me, I don't give a shit.

Don't be afraid about turning fifteen. It's a wonderful time in your life. It's the silver years. Plus you're finally gonna be eligible for AARP, which gives you numerous discounts in many places.

So just live it up. Put on your some mirrow and dansela kukaracha la cucaracha, la cou colaracha. By the way, how did he know? I already got the email? Always email you want to become an art member? How old do you have to be to become that? Fifty?

Used to be fifty five, but I guess it's fifty. You can get tempessent off at Applebee's now on your entree before six o'clock.

I think, oh my god, No, yes, I don't think I want these discounts. You need a golden card. No, I don't want any of that.

You might be able to get a discount on matinees at the movies, now, okay, I think it's fifty five, could be sixty five?

No, no, scary? Did you just my man the Doobie Brothers.

Michael McDonald's white.

But you said the band has brother's name on it, You Douberman.

The Doobie Brothers, because he has brothers.

You my man the band the Doobie Brothers. No, and I never made the association. Once again, I didn't know Michael McDonald was in the Dewey Brothers. That's the problem. He still thought he was black. He thought that I thought he was a black because I was called because he was in the Doobie Brothers. That's what I truly believed. Oh what a fool believes? Great reference there. You gotta have a point for that one.

I think Brooklyn Boys is T white. I'm not gonna answer on the singer because I know who it is and it's great. But I spent my entire life thinking that Bobby Caldwell was black. Aha, and I was shocked to find out at his death that he was indeed a soulful ass white man.

Rip to him see in Fantasy to tea white T white is black. Yep, he bought you, sound, says the mini. So we were talking. Someone texted The Big Show about Michael McDonald and say, hey, you guys talk should talk about scary thinking Michael McDonald was why do you should have done a bit? How we should have played something by Michael McDonald. Well, we addressed it during a commercial break. We didn't talk about it on the air.

Uh.

And then Nate jumped in and was like, dude, I could see that I thought Rick Astley was black. No, yes, he thought until he saw until he saw the video, he thought Rick Ashley was black. They were gonna give you that that guy. Yeah, facts, you.

Should Brody, Scary John from Long Island mailman.

Off topic in regards to the Big Show, Brody, please, for the love of God, give them permission to play your phone taps again.

Man.

Ever since you left, it eliminated pretty much the entire inventory, and I swear to God, I have to listen to Michael Oppenheimer at least once to three times a week.

That's why I left. Okay, First of all, Michael Oppenheimer is legend and a lot of people love Michael Oppenheimer. That's my cat, one of my characters on the phone tap. But Brody, let me respond to the other pod.

Go for it.

I left there on good terms. I'm friends with the show, and they have my permission to play my phone taps. The problem is there's a lot of new listeners who don't know who I am, and also I'm not there. I'm not on the show, so they save my phone taps for special occasions. That's right, if there's a Thanksgiving one or a Christmas one, or of course my cat

Not only do we have not you the Talkbacker, not only do we have Brodie's permission to play them, we have played them so honestly, I haven't been listening to the show. Well, I haven't played them every week. We don't play him every week. He will Tate Scary, Garrett, Danielle, and then miscellaneous. We've had at least a few three or four phone taps in the past year from Brodie's that we've played. But again, we don't play them all the time. We use them when we you know, sparingly

Yeah, yeah, I swear there was one time that they played a Michael Hoppenheimer all five days of the week.

That's not true fact.

Don't get me wrong.

I love it, but we need some variety again, royalty things, money.

It's not I wish fake news. No, we've never ever yep, long time listener, but you don't listen. Well, we do not play. We do not play. By Michael Abenhart, We've never played more than back to back, even in a week. Here's what I think happened. Five reason five in a row. He's exagerated.

He may have played it Friday, right then it ran at the six o'clock hour on Monday. If you still do that, No, we don't, Okay, So then there's no way for that to happen.

There's no way. Zero. I know because I scheduled the phone taps for the Big Show. I schedule the best ofs with Sam, Sam, Sam, you might have had two though. Sam addeds to listen to me. I who made him listen? When we go on vacation and all those everything comes together on the Big Show and you hear those, all those like a jigsaw puzzle. I say, like you're still on the air, a mosaic of best ofs. That's scary plants plots that I plot that out carefully. John Plotter,

This.

It's always Brodie's scary. He's scary. I love you. I know you have that twenty million dollars sound equipment, but can you please put the music while the rent is going? Because you haven't put the music while the rant is going. Brodie's there screaming his heart out and you're not putting the music. My guy, you're sleeping.

Is that Juan Valdez. That's what he's playing the music for himself. He sounds better than I do without the music.

He broot this, it's always burning scary. Hey Brody, I have good news. Uh, big system is getting enough it so soon there's gonna be more epic fails technically speaking, every hospital in the United States, and it's gonna have the epic system we need updates every three months and crashes every other minute.

I love you, my guy.

I love.

Everybody has played their own music behind their talk hysterical.

Hey, broken boy, it's always Brodie scary there's two more, Brodie, this is you? So I have a listing on Facebook Marketplace selling bent rim? Is it bet? Yes? It's a bent rim? Do you only have one? Yes?

One for doubt?

But is it bet? Or is it good?

You know?

Is one ben rimos?

Hey?

Did I update what happened when that guy came to pick up the rim?

No?

Okay, Then I will tell everybody what happened when the guy picked up the rim from me on Facebook marketplace. On Brooklyn Boys episode, hold on, he's got two more rants coming. I could see him already. These were spaced out a minute apart. Oh he had to bring boys rewind the cassette scary.

I love you. I understand what you're saying. But growing up it's not perspective. Okay. At twenty five, you're done growing up. There's no more growing up.

You were thirty five when pant Friday came out November ten. You're done growing up. Long time on going with guy, Get over it. You're done growing up ten years. I love well, there's the.

Rim on every body fucking slice times. Wait, Brody Torodie, he's got another one. He's got another one.

I can see it.

It was he called back at me. A minute later. He did a talk back.

And so it's Brodie, scary, scary. What are you doing ordering ex Benedict you bougie pastor. Then they're gonna make a container specifically for your ex benedingt next time, order the baked Alaska and make sure the guy is on fire driving a bicycle through Jersey City bringing it to your house. And make sure you see him on the app on fire.

Please, nobody's gonna top that.

I'm sorry.

We just ended right here. He's gonna end Slice time right here. We got other calls, we got I really have one left. We'll play one more. Whoever it's from his will gets great. Just left this afternoon five o'clock. Hey, what up, Brooklyn boys, Brodie is scary, scary and Brodian. This is Jason from Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Lancaster. I just want to give my condolences. That's all.

Yeah, asshole, thank.

You all right? Wow, oh yeah, Larry, yeah, oh my god, all right, thank you for the condolences, Thank you for thank you for dming me. And a ton of d ms came through and an email. So, by the way, I just got a text back from Spruce. Do you have Spruce's jingle? Yeah, I don't have it here. Well, why he's not gonna come on with us right now?

He says he's gonna come on episode to eighty one. He's ready to go. When did we record it?

All right, Well, then I'll have the jingle then, just like all the rest of the jingles, I'm supposed to bring home for the lazy boogie bastard. All right, that's slice time. That was good, that was excellent. That's one. Yet, keep leaving those talkbacks. We'll see you on episode to eighty one. Reactions this podcast that's.

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