Does Your Girlfriend Like To Cornhole?

And let me say something. It's been four years we've been doing this podcast. Four years since we started this, and four years since I've been asking to be a guest in your pool. You refused to have me in your pool. I'll tell you what. I'll call it truce here, David Brody, it's gonna been involved steak. Absolutely it will. Because it's been ten years since I've been waiting for my steak dinner. How about I go after the and make the third attempt to buy you a steak dinner.

That means you're getting three free steak dinners off of me, because the other two counted. The first time there was no second time. The second time we we talked about this wedding when you and Greg t treat the entire table. That's not buying me a steak dinner and I didn't have steak. We covered that. The first one was the

one that counted me. Here's truce, here's the truce. It's not a true I'll tell you, yeah, we'll go out for a steak dinner or steak launch or whatever you want to do at that place you go with the knives in wherever you want to go, and then I get to hang out in your pool all summer. No, that's not a fair deal. I'll tell you why, because even as not even you owe me a dinner plus and his interest regardless of whether ever you get in my pool. People, i'll let you in my pool. You

on me a second dinner. People stop me all the time and they're like, what is with David Brodie? Why would why would he let you in his pool? What kind of what kind of I think you guys are friends. Friends don't do that to each other where you disinvite people to Okay, you know I don't have a pool. You know, you know I have nothing but a sauna upstairs. I got nothing a thing I have. I don't have a pool. It's going to just you just came up

sounding like Tom Selleck. Hey, this is Scary Jones. People stop me all the time and ask me about reverse mortgages. You're so full of crap. Nobody stops you all the time and says, how come Brod is lay in his pool. It's Wednesday, May eighteen, and the weather is finally taking a turn this week, and we're gonna hit nine two degrees on Saturday's delightful Saturday and Sunday will be nineties.

I thought of scary in my pool is frightful. I'll say this, I'm not even gonna be here this weekend place. He's never gonna go. You know what, feel freak, Just keep making five ago now slices, let's this. Let's note the fact that David Brody, still after all these years, refuses to have me in his pool. Okay, slices. What kinds of friends? I thought that's what friends are for, to be able to scary swimming pool update? Maybe this

maybe this is the year, this is the summer. Anyway, I will say that I I almost ran over some brand new ducklings today springing with a spring with on your on your table part of the appetizers you ordered. It's every year at this time in my neighborhood. I don't know what's going on, David. But did I call you? David? Yes, you did, Anthony, I'm driving, was driving. I was driving to what someone is getting ready to leave a voicemail and says, mind blowing your names and David and Anthony?

Who know everyone? Anthony and David, David and Anthony. So you know I was driving restaurant. That's a restaurant, you right, David, Anthony's Anthony, David's David, Anthony's, Anthon's Anthony, David's in Hoboken. I s read a guy and it's got our two names. So, oh my god, I just realized that. So I'm driving. I just realized that I made the connection. Anyway, So I'm driving in my own neighborhood here, and every spring

it's the same thing. There's there's ducks or geese whatever those gray geese are with the black necks and the black faces there. They're not not because they're gray and black, scary, that's whatever they are. Geese, mother goose and the and the father goose and the shoe. Listen to what I'm saying. The eggs hatch and they raised their young in the middle of in the median, in the grassy median, in the middle of the avenue. I don't understand why, but

I'm not even talking about one family. The view is good. Five or six families, five or six families like are literally on the street. I'm there's gotta be a better place to do this, people, But these homeless shelter for them. Where you want to put them, that's grassy parks them where, but not in a grassy knoll in the middle of against shot like Kennedy. It's literally two lanes going in one direction, two lanes in the other, and this grass in the middle, and this is where they hatch their

eggs and they learn how to walk. So these geese are constantly crossing the street. I fear for their lives, their little baby ducklings, and they're they're tiny, they're like little ones that the ones that that that that that dawn dish the turgent washes, you know, and they clean the ducklings, you know, And they say that they've saved over all the ducks from the grease spills and the oil spills and the commercials. Those little duck the ones

that you that you order at all your fancy restaurants. No, these are the tiny ducklings. I'll have the suckling duckling plays. No, these are the ones that are crossing the road. You've never had a duckling a suckling duckling. No, I've had a peaking, peeking duck Yeah, he never had like haissan, I've never tried to suckling my own duckling. No, little tweety bird. But that's what they are, the little tweety

bird style. But the thing is they hold up traffic here for miles because because my favorite song by Blue Cantrail, by the way, which one tweet bird style. Tweet bird style. No, but think about this. I'm sure that listen, people like this is nothing new. I live near farm, I live in a country road. I live. You don't know. I'm I'm talking in the in the voice of the slices.

They're like, you're kidding me. We see this crap all the time with turkeys and ship I'm telling you that every May the ducklings are born in my neighborhood and they literally have to cross the street, and they they move at their own pace. Dude, they don't even want to be bothered. And sometimes the ducks just sit there and they're walking parallel to the street. They're not even walking perpendicular, so's they'd be dead they hit by a

car if they work perpendicular. No. No, I'm saying, parallel in the street, in the lane with the cars, so the cars can't get around them. We can't get around them. I'm not complaining, and I'm just saying, can you get a video of you feeding duck sauce to the ducks? My girlfriend took the My girlfriend took a video of the ducks. They were on the sidewalk the other day. She was on her way to catch a train from

my house. Anyway, the point is, it's summer. It's spring in the city in this area, and and spring is sprung and things are in bloom, and you can't drive from around my area or you certainly kick a whipping around the corners at because you will. You will squash these poor little baby ducks like or squash or squab What did you say? Squash, squabs squab. We don't want

to squash squabs. Anyway, speaking speaking of the weather changing here in New York, and it's been beautiful for those of you live in areas where it's always hot and sunny, uh, it's it's not like that in New York. So now it's hot and sunny. And I had lunch for the first time in Manhattan in years. Like just I went into the city yesterday. I had lunch with a couple

of friends and it was good. It was good. Um, I'll tell you about the meal, but I wanted to tell you about my walk from the train station to the restaurant. And I get out at seventy two and Columbus right seventy sewod and yeah, and I walk I don't know about fifty ft. I'm in the park. The station opens up in the little park and it's all people sitting and eat lunch and hanging out. It was just awesome to see everybody's just hanging out and like

being summary. And you know, all the guys were in short sleeve shirts and the girls were in sun dresses and it was just like yoga pants. Oh my god, I love yoga pants. I'm a sundress kind of guy. If I have to, if if I'm being like I'm if I'm commenting on the appearance of women. I'm not a yoga pants guy. I'm a sun dressed guy. You have a sundressed guy like I like the sun dress yoga pants just like you have to you have to qualify yoga pants. You have to qualify because not everybody

should be wearing yoga pants. Okay, it's sundressed. You don't know what the hell is going on into there. So it's like you're but you know, they look like their long hair and they're sleeps. Summary appreciate a good sundress, and not in a sexual way. It's just like it's very summary. It's very like, you know, like running through

the fields on a thing. Like it's just very summer. Okay, So I stopped at the light and across the street and I get to the other side right as the light changed across the street and then zipping by me up the block, well coming towards me rather and then zipping by me is Mikey Day from SNL on like a razor scooter with a motor. How cool I did. I was like, hey, Mikey, but I hed he pods in and he was like humming, so he couldn't hear anybody.

But that's New York. Nobody like nobody noticed him. Nobody like jumped in front of him and tripped him to get you know, I said hi because I like him, and I wasn't gonna stop him. Was like, hey, Mike day, I saw Boomer science in today. If you don't hope Boomer Sciensen is not only is he uh legendary New York jet, a legendary New York jet, but also a top quarterback. Went to the Super Bowl in the early

nineties with the Bengals. And he parks his his truck in the same place we park our car for work because his radio station he I think he lives in that building or and his radio station is not far away where he works at w f a M, which is the sports station in New York. And I've seen I've met him a bunch of times. I played celebrity softball with him. He rarely remembers but and it's like I see him all the time and I go, hey, good morning, and he looks at me like, hey man,

that's going I go ahead, work for Elvis, all right? Yeah, I say I know us to me, well, you know, at the bottom of the ramp and we come in in the morning. His giant asked like, what is it, like a cobra or something. What kind of truck is that? I forget what kind of truck. It is a giant, giant truck, and it's a it's a I think it's a forward. It's don't tweet me, it's it's his ford on the grill and you can just squeeze in between the front of his truck and the pole when you

have to turn left to get into the garage. Well, this morning I pull in and there's a beautiful black land Rover range Rover, one of them, I think it was a range Rover, just tinted out windows and awesome looking wheels, the kind of car. You're like, jeez, I wonder what that guy does for a living. And he's in Boomers spot. So when I'm leaving today, Dare's Boomer, I go, hey, Boomer, what's up? Hey man? And I said, Hey,

I'm Brody from the Other Strains show. Oh yeah, bro I was going on in until I was I said Hi, the usual conversation, and I said, oh, did you sell the truck? No, no, no, I switched it out. I'm driving this for a little while. So look, obviously the guy makes millions of dollars. I'm not counting his money. But he's got an assortment already. She does. And I couldn't tell if it was a sales deal or not, like if if like he's doing it like for a client that he's boomer. Yeah, but you know who Elvis

has done that. He drove a car once for a client that's between radio and pro football. And you think they gave him the call. You think they gave him the call whatever, dude, I think he just affords it outright, he just buys it cash. Come on now, any level. But I got one more, two more celebrities and have a couple of celebrities speaking of Yes, so we're the three of us are out this. I'm gonna tell you later about the lunch because it was there was some

problem and they weren't for me. I didn't have the problems necessarily. So the three of us are reading out like in um those temporary outdoor state things they built outside restaurants for the pandemic food sheds. Right, so it's a three sided thing, and that you have the tables it's a beautiful weather, and people will people watching. Maybe he's walking by our tables on the sidewalk. You know,

we're on the upper West side. And next in this Italian restaurant we were eating at is a is a tanning salon, but you know it's a fufu tanning salons side and it's in the ground floor of a townhouse. You already know that he's gonna be celebrities walking in and out of there. So older guy comes out. He's wearing Hawaiian shorts and he does that older guy thing where you like put your hands on your hips and you stretch backwards right, and I'm looking at him, I said,

And I'm with Tom Kelly. You know Tom Kelly, he's a comedian, And yes, I did his podcast, of course, yes, yes, continue, yes, And he lives not far from this restaurant. So I go, is that the great actor John Lithgow And he says, oh, yeah, he lives in the area. A lot of celebrities, something like it's John lithco. But I didn't want to bomb him. He just came out of the tanning salon and he was pasty white. So clearly he needs to go to the Tanning Salon. But that was my book, but he

has he has my best celebrity sighting from yesterday. By the way, Uh, none of these are gonna live up to my celebrity sightings. I don't need to play top that with you. No, you don't like doing that. But but again, who was your last one? Well? Mine is not a top that. It's how oh my god, can you believe that it would it would have been a

top that. So I'm walking down the street. It's about two block walk from where I parked to the train station I need to go uptown in New York, and I'm walking behind a blonde guy, short, blonde buzz cut. I would say, he's like fifty sixty years old and a little a little bit overweight. Nunds just like sees this nice size guy. Then the guy he's with is thin, with a pointy nose and round John Lennon style glasses if you know what that means, and is long blackish

gray hairs in a ponytail. I have now perfectly described to you Getty Lee, the lead singer and bass player, and Alex Lifeson, the guitar player from Rush Rush from the band Rush. So for a secondgo oh my god. So I take a picture and I I go downstad they get on the train. They're going the same steps downstairs. At this point I realized it's not them. I realize it's not them, but two guys hanging out who look they both look the guys in Rush. So I take a good picture of the side of their faces on

the subway platforms down and I nope. I posted on Instagram. I posted on Facebook and Instagram and I go, hey, I bumped into Getty Lee and Alex Lifeson and I tag Rush. You know, I'm like the Rushed the band at Rush the band people commented on my Facebook page.

On Instagram, not one person called me out. I even put like a wacky emoji like that looking face it looked them, but obviously wasn't do so so, but I was like, wow, cool, they're making puns like that, like, oh my god, Rush, I guess it was rush hour on the subway. And then he's like song lyric puns And I'm thinking, well, do I but inescap Here's my question. Do I tell them like ha ha, you fell for it to leave it for like a year, nah, you know what? I would leave it for a year because

Brody coming up in this podcast. I left something for a year and somebody called it out on an email just and I'm going to reveal it to you. Uh, I would leave it celebrity though for now I want your celebrity. Well okay, so um okay. So, so first of all, there's been a lot of people in Jersey City. Um, Brian Cranston, Brody Hello, and and Aaron Paul Yeah, from

Breaking Breaking Bad. They were behind the bar at a bar that is about eight blocks from my house, four blocks from Gandhi and a bar that I frequent often. They were serving. If you go to a Hoboken Girl, New Jersey or something on Instagram, you can see all the footage. She's awesome, she captured it. These two show up at the bar and I don't know if they know the owners of the bar and what the funk. I don't know what was going on that promoting their tequila?

They yes, But why that bar in Jersey City. Well, they had just been in Glenn Rock because Jamie my Coast from Walkers and Talkers went to Glenn Rock to a liquor store to try and meet them, and mcnell met them took pictures with them. Talk to them, Well, they're doing a whole Jersey thing. Yes, tell you what. They went behind the bar and they were literally serving their tequila and people were going nuts, and it was it is a big bar. It's crowded on a Sunday.

I thought it looked like it was. Yeah, I think it was on Sunday or Monday anyway. So that was one thing that happened. Now they're also filming a movie in Hoboken. Um. Again, I don't want to get granular with it, but it's it's in the middle of Hoboken. So I was driving by ducks. Are the ducks in the movie? No? No, No, driving through in uper and I'm like, oh my god, all the cameras are there. The guy was in the seat, you know, the seat that moves with the crane on it with the light. Yeah,

the boom seat. I'm like, who is that? I'm like, looks familiar. I didn't find out till after I got to the bar because my friends and he saw this famous woman, yes, filming the scenes that tops John Lithgow, absolutely mikey Day from and you didn't recognize her. I didn't recognize her, but she was filming a fuse, filming a movie because she must have been a character. I don't she had makeup, she had a wig, whatever the case. I get to the bar and I sit to my

Hoboken cop friends. I'm like, yo, you guys got streets blocked off down there? Who was filming? They're like, oh, Uma Thurman has been there all week. Thurman. But it gets better, But I didn't see him. He's also in the film, and he's also been filming with Uma Thurman. Dude, Sammuel Jackson, whoa, whoa, that's now it's almost it's almost like it's almost like a pulp fiction renaissance here, Like, dude, pulp find out what films Samuel Jackson and Uma Thurman

and filming as we speak in Hoboken. Apparently almost been in the neighborhood. There's been SUVs everywhere, extra secure, any detail and Sammuewel Jackson. Now, I didn't see Samuel Jackson. I saw him with Thurman. I didn't know it was her until I got to the bar. Anyway, how fucking cool is that? Well, I'm very cool the people in your neighborhood. So I am, I am going to I'm gonna look up the movie in a second because I

want to get that film. Looking at Uma Thurman. She won a Golden Globe Award and a screen Uh No, she won a Golden Band Faces. Dude, I'm she won an Empire Award, an MTV Movie Award in two thousan four, a Saturn Award, a Broadway Dot Com Audience Award whatever that is, and some other thing. So how biggest award was one Golden Globe? Okay, so now hold on, let's look up John Lithgo, who I believe also trying to compare. Now.

I think he may have won a Tony Oh. Let's sucks that he wasn't face to face with Samuel Jackson or Brian Cranston or Aaron Paul then I would have fucking beat you there. But I still think a bigger celebrity than mikey Day and Boomer Siason and John Let's go best Supporting Actor. You're talking about a film person versus a TV guy. No, Uma Thurman and John Lico

is a movie guy. He's a TV guy. First. No, he's not Third Rock from the Sun. He was nominated for the World according to GARP in terms of endearment. Those were his first projects. Uh. He won Best Featured Actor in a Play is more Relevant Today? Hold On, the absolutely not. John Lithgow was on Dexter hold On, He Want to Tell You One a Tony. He won two Tonies, one for a musical and one for Best Actor. Let's see what else. He won Outstanding Guest Actor in

a Drama Series. He won an Emmy. He won one two three, four or five six two five, hold On, hold On Now hold nominated for four Grammys. He won a Theater Desco. But he doesn't have a hold On. He doesn't have a song named after him by Fallout Boy. Is there a song called John Lisko hold On? But how icon of you have? Great Globe Awards, Care Three, Screen Actors Guild Awards, Critics Choice Award, New York Film Critic Award, Los Angeles Film Critic Awards. I'm just saying

this status of having a song. The title of your song is called Uma Thurman by a popular band Fallout Boy, named Uma Thurman and sing about Uma Thurman this song. I think that's a Mike drop hold hold On. John Lithgo is also an author of many books, and he has a song wait a minute, is a song and pitch perfect three? Dude, let me pull that up. We're talking you you you talked about the Marvel movies that she's been in. Hold on, hold on, and dude, pulp

fucking fiction. End of story. I win pulp fiction with Cenral Jackson, Johnson start a third rock from the Sung Dyn. I say we take to sit a big show tomorrow. John Lithgow is one of the greatest actors of a generation. Ulma Thurman is like, Uma, I think we should bring us to the big show anyway. We should. Hey, are you playing corn hole tomorrow? I'm not talking about the one in your bedroom, the version that you play there. Okay, So what Scary is talking about is our whole company,

all of New York. I Heart Media is playing at a a big corn hole cornation mornament very a peculiar thing to usually people. You know, they have team building events based around softball. You get a lot of events together, you know, based on you know, right field day things, but cornhole, ping pongk tournaments, tennis, but corn hole interesting. So we're gonna have a round robin of corn hole, a corn hole to tournament. And I know how to play. But is that a sport A and B Does it

take any kind of skill? Yes, it takes skill, but it's the kind of thing that like anyone. It's a lazy could play like you. If you could swing your arm in the same motion every time, at the same speed and have the same release point of these bean bags, then you're gonna be somewhat successful at cornhole. And if you don't know what cornhole is, it's the bean bag game where you have to fling ball, you know, bean

bags into a hole on the other side. Believe me, I didn't know what cornhole was until I was in my twenties. Again, you're talking about a Brooklyn kid here. I didn't know it. Does your girlfriend Robin do a corn Hoole's? Uh? Are we being funny or are we being serious? And I'm just gonna question you're talking she knows. I don't think she knows what cornhole the game is? All right, Well, anyway are you playing? Did you get a team together? You signed? Okay, so I didn't sign

up because I'm like corn hole. And then after I didn't sign up, I realized my date, my availability changed it I'm now available, and then I hear everybody's going, and then you said to me on Monday due the whole company's going. We're going. But the thing is, there's also gonna be a free taco truck there, and I'm going for the food. I don't know about you, taco and cornhole? What kind of event is this? So you're gonna meet in taco but not playing corn hole? I

got you see what kind of pressing you are. But what I'm saying is I didn't bother signing up for a team. I'm there to drink, I'm there to eat. I'm there to like hang around and but but did you or anyone you know sign up for an actual team. I don't know. I don't talk to a lot of people outside the morning show. There's maybe five people that I talked to now normally because no one's in the building when we're there, and none of them have said

their corn holing trying. Uh, Trevor's not corn holing, Jim's not corn holing. Gonna show up though, Yeah, I think they're going. Yeah, I know, I know Trevor's going. I'm standing around drinking, eating, well, drinking and eat, and that's fine. That's fine by me. Um. But I I emailed back and I said, hey, I want to be there, and they said, well, all the teams are set, but you can go as a free agent. If anybody cancels or gets injured, you can step in. I'm like, injured, who's

getting injured? Corn holing? I mean, you know, come on, it does hurt the first couple of times, but after a while, Well, Brody, you know you may have a sore risk from tonight, you know, so you may you may not. You know, I could see how the people could be injured and from swimming in my pool. You think I might hurt my wrist exactly doing freestyle? Yeah, you know what I'm say, Like, I think some people have you know, maybe their risk is out of practice. Maybe.

By the way, is this wrong? How do I do this without offending anybody? I need your opinion. You don't own a home, but I need your opinion anyway. And and guys please tweet us and let us let us know, or or leave a voicemail at UH two seventy seven or talk back. UM, so I have ah, so you know I have a pool. And by the way, yep, yep. So the long side of it's a long rectangular pool. The longside faces of my house and the back in

my backyard. The short sides face my two neighbors. The neighbor on the right is rarely in the backyard, but they have a dog now, so the dog's always back there. And I think I told you. They put up like a green covering on the fence that didn't cover the whole fence, and the dog just goes to where the covering ended, right, So now he barks at me all

the time. I mentioned it last summer. So they covered three quarters of the fence on that faces my property, but not the the last six ft where the dog just stands and boks at me. So the cover is really not that helpful except they can't see me in the pool. We've talked about this. Right on the other side of my property, I had a family that lived there,

I don't know, ten twelve years. They had like kids, and their property their house is next to mine in terms of like where it's located on the property, and their backyard is all grass because they don't have a pool, and it's it's a large back you're right, relative, it's not it's big enough. Keeping about your property in your pool and I'm not it's not that big. It's not that big, but but but yeah, I'm not gonna swimming it. So my my last neighbors would uh, they play on

the deck. They play right by the deck. They were never like adjacent to the side of my pool. Now between our properties, I have a row of trees, but the bottom of the trees died a couple of years ago, so it's like twigs sticking out, so there's not a lot of coverage blocking my view of them in their view of me, but they're never in the backyards. I didn't care well. Last mid September, I got new neighbors,

very nice new neighbors with two little kids. And you know, they were new and they and they were they were you know, fixing the inside of the house. They were living there part time while they were redoing the kitchen. And I've gotten to be friendly with the husband and a good guy Jets fan. Well, the weather is nice and now the kids are in the backyard next to the pool area every day and they've already had two

giant cookouts on the weekends with like thirty people. Yeah, in the backyard and adjacent to my pool on the other side of the twiggy trees. They've got like Adirondack chairs, So that's where people are going to. They have a fire pit now all the way in the back of their property, not by the deck, all the way in the back by itself, by the by. Is it rude to put up a green covering over the short side of my pool fence so that we don't see each other when I'm in the pool. I would like some

pool privacy. I don't think that's not I don't think that's no. You could do what you want on your own property. So because I was cleaning the pool two days ago and during the barbecue, well what's today, whatever day it was, I was out there on Sunday. So the kids get they're like seven, they make you okay, so they make use of the part of the property.

The four they walked over to my part of the property, went through the dead the dying trees at the bottom, and we're like staring at like holding onto my fence going there. They're waiting for an invite, Like me, I don't play that well. I I talked to them. They're adorable kids and got no problem. But yeah, look old man, old man, over there in his pool, and we don't have a fucking pool. Maybe maybe if we stare at him long, longingly, maybe he'll feel bad for us and

invite us. No, he won't. He won't invite his best friend. Scary. Just well, I'm not gonna invite seven year old kids and my neighbor's kids to come swim in the pool without their parents. Maybe when you're not you can give them your pool, saying hey, look, you know what, me and my wife were going out of town for a couple of days. Whoa whoa wall my wife and I. My wife and I going out of town for a couple of days. You guys want to swim in our pool? Yeah,

nobody does that. You don't listen. If you live in small town America and you do that, that's great. You don't lend pools out while you're gone. No, that's like saying, hey, i'll be gone for a while, drive my car. I'm not one of those people, but the car is something that you get into an accident with. This is your pool unless you drown. Okay, Scary, What could possibly happen with seven and six year old kids in my pool? Go from worse to worse go from a best case

scenario to worst best case. I'm not going to answer the question, but I p in my pool. Yeah, worst case, God forbid, something happened, they fall, bang their head, paralyzed, cripple, and then you dive in. You serve them with some contract or something you have, have them signed waivers and know that you can't it's not a thing. You can't do that. That's all right, So you don't do that, all right, Okay, alright, I just whatever. But the thing is you you know it would believe that's a that's

a non enforceable exculptor if you if you're handscaping. My opinion, and my humble opinion is I don't think that you have an issue you there's not there's anything wrong with you putting Okay, but my but my prior neighbors, I didn't put up a fence, and now all of a sudden, I'm covering up my fence. It's gonna look awkward. I don't well, I don't know the problem. Well, sorry, these neighbors behave differently than the last ones. I mean, that's that's what you get. And it's the luck of the draw.

What can I say, they're different people. They are in that side of the that area of your of the property, they can see over. Yeah, I don't know. I I say, just if he bothers you that much, puts covering over. But as I'm as, I'm I have to. But I hears what I'm doing, I'm gonna cover one. Then at home, I'm gonna do it like at noon when I come home, so it just appears there. No, don't do it in front of them. No, I can't do it like the kids in the back yard. I'm like, no, this it's

a protective coating. That's all all right. Okay, we gotta take a quick break. Hit the button the Boys podcast question for you, Yes you have. You have a good question ahead. So last night, uh, a couple of my friends, well a lot of my friends and I not all of them, not David Brodie. We went out to went out to a great dinner. This place actually awesome restaurant. Ill Molino, no relation to the chain that's in America and the New York, New York one and all that.

How do you get away with that? Apparently this one was here first, and the ill Melino that was born in New York city had to ask this one for permission. That's the way the story goes, allegedly. Anyway, so we were there. It was in Dumont, New Jersey. Wonderful restaurant.

They did table side mutzadel broad you know, like they made the muzadel in the water, the warm water and everything with the with the stick and everything, and they were literally molding the muzadel right there in front of you. Was I've never seen I've seen fresh made table side. Guawk, We've seen fresh made table side a lot of things, never mutzadel. But anyway, do you know what il molino translates to in English? The mill? Yeah? Yeah, I was gonna say the molino, but you ruined it the melino.

So this is something that I think people get into in group dinners. And I don't know if it's right or wrong or whatever, but I hate personally when people speak for the table when a group app comes out, a group appetizer, you know, arrives. In this case, let's it was it was cocktail shrimp. Okay. So now the way this is after someone like you would come speak for the table and order the appetizers. This is once somebody like you has already ordered the ones it's been Yeah,

in this case, Falco ordered. Falco was pretty much the king of his castle. So did he rock you, amadas? He rules the roost? Falco, Yeah he did. He's Falcon is the best. He orders a giant thing of shrimp cocktail, big giant shrimp got you, okay, johnbo shrimp. But it was like, but don't you hate when all of a sudden somebody then you know, they get they get the shrimp, and now they take all the fucking lemons and they

start squeezing the lemons all over all the shrimp. It's like, well, I don't want you to speak for me in my shrimp, like I want to don't do that. Put take the strip on your own plate, and you fucking squeeze the lemon onto your shrimp privately, on your own sauce, in your own plate, in your own time, don't you fucking don't you take the the entire fucking thing lemon squeeze, because not everybody wants lemon on there gonna they have shrimp, and and and similarly, and I've seen this done before.

When when when when the waiter comes, you know, you know, serves a big appetizer and he comes with the guy in the giant pepper mill and he goes, you guys want pepper on this, and they're like, yeah, just throw some pepper all over it. That happened to Carmines. I got pepper on my caesar salad. They literally pepper the entire fucking app and then wait and then and then by the time you get it, like it's got pepper all over the whole fucking thing. Like they they pepper,

don't pepper the entire app. If it's a group app, individual decisions or in order. Here folk, you don't get to make the decision for the table. But it was sharing pizza. Put the slice on your plate and have the guy put whatever you want on it. But we were at call Mines the last time. You know that it's family style, so everything's massive. This massive caesar salad came. That's what I'm talking. It's my favorite caesar salad. And even if you remember, we were sitting with people who

knew people, it wasn't just everyone we knew. It was people who brought other people and a guy who didn't really know a lot of people. When the salath came the way it was like, if anyone would like pepper on the salad, let me know. He goes, yeah, I just pepper the whole salad. I'm like, you fucking new here. You're not in a circle. Like if it was you and me and we knew everybody, then like it's almost forgivable, almost, But when you're like the guy like you came because

someone who was like not in a circle. It was invited and they invited their friend, and you're the friend of a friend. You know, pepper salad. Dare you pepping my fucking salad without there? And shut up? And hopefully I give you some pepper, some some caesar salad. You don't speak for the table of people. You don't even know. That's what I'm my God, Well we got, we got.

We got lemoned everywhere, all the shrimp because one guy says, I'm just gonna I'm gonna just take care of this for everybody, and he thought he was doing everyone a favor. He lemoned the entire fucking cocktail train. I like my I like it dipping in fucking in the cocktail sauce. And that's it. I don't really I like lemon. That's that's not then you would have had a great time last night. Can you imagine we would We ordered some kind of seafood maybe, and some guys like, yeah, just

put dial on it. Yeah, fucking dial it, deal it off, dial it, deal it up, baby, dial it. You know, you know he claims the reganana. Same thing. You have a tray of clams, a reganana. Don't you fucking be pouring lemon on it on my behalf. I will lemon my own if I want it. Yeah, that's that's some bullshit stuff at it. I'm just saying to get that off my chest. This is an observation from last night's dinner. So uh so observations for dinner. I I talked to you,

uh everybody, I guess about them. Three weeks ago about we went to Hulda Hands and the waitress, the one who's smart, was small, asked about my mets and then we never saw her again. Smoke. So that happened again. So the three of us were out upper West side of Manhattan. Uh, and we we get a waiter. He's got them, he's got it's not an iPad, it's a made for restaurants, but it's a computer on his wrist.

That looks bigger than a phone strapped to his wrist like a watch, of course, and he's like, I'm gonna take your order. So he's gotta type it in rather than like old schools, write it on a notepad. He's got to type it in with the other hand. He can't type with two hands because it's on his wrist. Well, if he's going to have that kind of technology, it should have a press the button to voice text it in. I mean it's gonna be he's gonna be that advanced. Why why doesn't it have like a button on it?

But then you used to fun then you get glazed fuck because it didn't hear him? Right, I don't. I don't know if it was like he had to type the letters. We had like search for like pasta and then look like scroll down and like he had to like select whatevery. So we telling him what we want. So I order, uh this pizza on the back of the menu, right, and I ordered the South Cicia. Do you know what this say? Like that you know every

pizzas a name, like the Margarita pizza, the Pepperoni pizza. Well, this is one of those places that tries to be fancy shmancy and uses the Italian terms for the toppings. So south Cicia, which is spelled s a l c I s s i c c i a cc is is that even sausage, that's sausage. It's even sausages. And so I said the guy, listen, it comes with mild sausage. But the other pizzas all had hot sausage. I said,

can I have to sell cicio with hot sausage? He's what pizza this cell sitchi with hot sausage, and he's looking. He can't find it. No, it isn't a spell it. He's never heard of it. So I showed him the menu. I go, it's the sausage pizza. He can't find it because he doesn't know that sausages sell citi and I'd spell it. I'm like, oh my god, this is not gonna go. Well, he works here, he doesn't know the

saucea pizzas. So my my friend Christian orders a pasta dish and an iced tea, and Tom orders a pasta dish and some water. Okay, and I ordered, uh, we get a bottle of tap water. Right New York tap water is the best, So we get a bottle of tap water. It really is great. So the guy runs our food isn't our waiter and the food's right, but he doesn't bring the iced tea from my friend Christian. So Christian says, hey, man, can I get a nice tea?

I ordered it. It was, oh, no problem. A third guy comes with two hot teas and he goes, I got your tea and he says, we didn't order tea. Oh yeah, you order tea, and so heause, now I ordered one iced tea, not too hot tea. Oh and he walks away. The second guy comes back and he says, I thought you ordered to tease. He said, no, not to tease. I ordered iced tea. Oh. So then he leaves. So then the third guy comes back with the iced tea. I mean, well the first guy's never coming, that hasn't

come back, hasn't come back. Um, when we ordered the iced tea, I said, I also would like another bottle of water, because they bring those waters to have the cap that looks down on top of the cap because they were used the bottle forever. I asked him three times for the water. He kept forgetting the water. He came out one time with water, walked right towards us and made a left and went to the table next

to us. The game the water bottle, and I'm dying right because I had the hot sausage, so to speak, dummy me. I figured I'd have enough water. So so the then the third guy and the second guy comes back out. He says, would you guys like coffee? So we said so, so Tom says, y'all, I'll have a coffee. The third guy comes back out. Now he's got two coffees. Again, so so we didn't order two coffees. So Tom says,

are the coffee is free refills? He says yeah, he goes all right, Then the second one will be my free refill. The guy was dumbfound that he had no He goes all right, all right. So then so then I'm like, oh, I could drink your second refill. Can I es, yeah, it's my refill, and do what I want with it. So I drank his second refill, got the free coffee, which is you know, making note of

that people. So then after we're there after like nobody comes to our table for twenty minutes, we're all done talking the actual but one way to comes and he's got the check and it's on his wrist, but you can't see it because he can't turn his wrist in such a way where we can all see it. So he has to show it to us one at a time, and then awful, why, oh my god, that's that's so you could have taken your word his word for it,

which is probably what my group would have done. Well, he's so, he says, So the three of us want to split the check. So, so Christian says, just split it three ways, dude. The guy's head was going to explode. He goes three, Uh, wait, hold on, couldn't you need help? Could you need help with the math? No? No, hold on, right back, and he went and asked his boss to help him split the check. So it was just a comedy of errors, but but bringing the extra teasing. So

we got to check. We all check the check to make to make sure he didn't charge us for the teas in the coffee. My point is, if the waiters only job is to take your order onto his little wrist thing and then drop the check on the wrist thing, on the wrist thing, and never come back on the reasoning, and never come back in the middle of everything. Should you tip him? Should he get like? What should you give him? Because you you think he's tipping out the

other two guys because he did squawk. It doesn't matter. He's he's the waiter. Doesn't matter how it gets nobody else will get tipped. But his his job was to take the order. He didn't do that right. His job was to flip the check. He didn't do that right. He had two jobs. He didn't bring any food. He never came back and said, yeah, by the way, Brodie, not fifteen dude, If I want to listen, if I by the way, tips does not standford to him? Sure,

proper service. Okay. It's the thing is he's still doing He's still there at work. He didn't still is he still walking back and forth? Didn't He might have earned it, He might looked back. He never was for the one day he listened. There was a time he was probably a dishwasher. There was a time he was a bus boy. He was in one of these other way is a

way doesn't matter. He's now graduated and he gets to call the shots, and he gets to earn that money, and now he probably he probably shares it with his team so he thinks, so doesn't matter. That's none of your business or my business. You you gives terrible what if he's terrible? This if he's terrible, this mean what kind of tip do you give one that terrible? Where's the motivation? Then you do a good job. This leads me, This leads me into us doing Uh take a little

walk into our talkbacks coming up next. Okay, but before you do that, one more question. If you park your car in the garage, you give the guy wat two bucks in the valet parking in midtown five dollars? What? Five? No? Less than three dollars? Uh? Five dollars? Well, you drive a fancy car, doesn't mean anything. All right, let's say you give Let's say you give five dollars. The guy comes screeching around the turn and he scratches the door a little bit. He's still giving a five dollars. No

fuck you, yeah, fuck you hit the button and scary. Ah, David Brody, I'm not gonna like the sound that as I'm not gonna already told me I'm gonna pay. Might better prepare myself. Well, alright, so listen, we we first of all, we love the fact that you've been using the talk back feature. If you listen to the Brooken Voice podcast on I Heart Radio, you click on the microphone and you could talk back to the podcast and then we will collect it at a later time and

maybe play some of them back. We have a few of them to play back. A lot of them are on the same topic and it's talking about tipping, which is why I brought it up. But first, here's a voicemail someone left for us, because you can also call us by phone and leave a voicemail on our fuck you Abe seventy seven hot line. That's two F you Abe seventy seven. Spell it out and what is it? Brody? Once again? I just you just spelled it out. F you A B seven seven. That's what I'm just spelling

it out. But spell it out with the numbers. Do you have to Oh, don't worry about it whatever, T three two on eight three two two three seven seven. Here's one. Here's one and only one from this from this week on that one? Okay, seriod man, that's the that's the standard. Kid was maybe back when Roseanne nowadays Roseanne talking about my mother. That is the mother I think Rosanne from the TV shows Roseanne, maybe you could work for both. But yeah, that's a call back to

my mom being a hottie in nineteen seventy two. But yes, Brodie, there you go every code five one five. Thank you so much. I feel redemption. And now, Yeah, the percentage of tip doesn't go up with inflation because you're tipping on the price that already went up. No, I'm saying, but if you can see is old school that it doesn't doesn't change because the times change of the prices changed, because you're still tipping on a higher price. Here's a top.

It's up, Scary Brownie. This is Brandon a cave burger, dead burger meister. I just want to say I noticed on episode two two Team whatever, Scary and Brodie you're talking at the same time. It seems to lower Brody's microphone. So I just wanted to say, if that's something you recently implemented with your twenty three million, four hundred and seventy five thousand, two hundred system, Scary, it's kind of messed up. Don't suppress Broody. You want to hear him? Huh, okay,

thank you. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. Huh, I don't don't. I don't, I don't hear anything. I don't know what. I don't know microphone huh what play the next clip? Are you it there? But if I'm being honest, no, it's not done on purpose, but the fact that that happens as a cool effect. Finally got something worth, finally got my money's worth millions of dollars. Thank you. Best news I heard all day. I didn't know that that's

how it sounded. But okay, all right, Brodie, I'm sure that you can come up with some article saying that the standard is fifteen. But I bet you if you could pull the people in the United States, majority would say, no, there are people in this country don't even tip. I would. I would tell you now that are there are parts of the country, based on the economics of those countries, of those states and counties that that tip whatever's in their pocket. Whatever. My funny WiFi name is don't bother

in all caps. Thank you. That was a funny WiFi name contribution. Thank you so much. Okay, what my man, my man's my man's here, get a take road you need to get there. That state dinner man, that uh that a bonus. I gotta stop that one. You can't have background noise like that. That's crazy. Listen, what if that guy is the guy who has the two armed sticks at the airport and waves the planes on. Do you get me doing like serious work with it under

an airplane, like loading luggage. But he wants you to take me to stake dinner. He also left that talk back at two forty four in the morning. If you could uh talk back at a time when there's nothing, no noise behind you, that would be great. What you give the guy by the way, hold on, by the way, he manned you. He's scared him a man you, which is fine because you're not. You're not my man's my man's my man's here. Get a take road you need to get there that state dinner. Then that's that aponents

by hilarious. Yeah, I'm sorry, Yeah, all right, whatever, No, he's all about me. I'm fine, take me down. Best thing about twitches you also can get the tips too. The best thing about twitch. Oh, doing our show on Twitch, they're saying that we can actually get tips good twitch, so we can do if we do a Brooken Boys live stream on twitch. Oh we can become camboys. We could be, and then we have to hear it like little jingle sounding oh thank you, like from what I hear.

Cam girls get what I hear from what you hear. I always tip at least and then or maybe if they're really good. Brodie, you should try being a waiter. I have been a waiter and a restaurant manager. I've talked. That's his problem. He left his people behind him in the past. He's forgotten, he's forgotten. The struggle is real, David. First of all, I almost always give, especially if it's even if it's good, I get to upercent. If it's

it's exceptional. I've given on multiple hundred dollar steak dinners. Come on, that's ridiculous. All I said was if the service is bad, I might give. That's it and and and the standard is still fifteen percent. Every tips suggested tipping usually in a in a lot of restaurants, not all it's his five or twenty. Maybe like yeah, today, yesterday's lunch was there wasn't a fifteen, But you can easily put other al R's a few more of these. Yere yo, Brody Steer, what's going on It's a big

Jam from upstate in New Yark, Plice for Life. You guys awesome. I love the show. I've been listening for a few years, and I started listening to The Big Show now and I'm a fan of that. I listened to every episode up to day. Thank you, guys, Rock keep up the good work. You boys, have a great weekend. Thank you. You know what he did? He gave his name, unlike the young lady who called. The girl who called before him didn't give her name. I liked it. Not correct me if I'm wrong. Did he just say he

stopped listening to the Elvis Duran Show after us? Yeah, I have an email based on something similar to that. I think you can tell boys, Yeah, I think that it is awkward whenever you're telling the waiter or the waitress what they're making, or what you're going to give them,

what tip you're going to give them. And the only reason I say that is because, yeah, I mean I think that the standards probably so whenever you go and say, yeah, this is what I think your service is worth, even though it's kind of arguable, it just kind of makes it awkward throughout the whole situation. Yeah, it is awkward because Brody Brodie cheapen the tip. That's why he didn't want to have face to face is contact with these people. No, Brodi,

is the minimum. I gave more than perticular time at that particular But you can buy your argument that is the minimum. It's not. Hold on. I'm I know that that girl said I would find a website. Of course you found the website, you dick. No, no, no, no, no no. There's a lot of websites. It said a lot of different things. Most of them say, most of them say, I'm reading his one here is appropriate for average service, service, service above average, which is what I said.

Fifteen is the starting point. That's what I said. I wouldn't give less than fifteen unless they were horrific. Okay, b like that girl at Wholands was horrific? Was she horrific? Horrific? Alright, but hold on, here's here's another one. Hey Brooklyn boys, it's your girl, Lukida plays. I'm just having to reach out because I do not agree with scary at all. I don't think should be the minimum. I think fifteen

should be. But then I also think that if you got exceptional service, I try to tip like higher than thirty. I know Brody's not going to like that, but I don't think should be the best line. Twier than thirty. She's she's smoking crack because is the baseline. No, I love all our slices. But but she's she's speaking out of turn here. She's just talking about her is where it's at, Brody, you guys on a saying is is if the service is good, but if you just go to get a meal. And she also said least at

the very least. She's saying, don't really leave less than fifteen. She's not saying leave fifteen. She's saying what I'm saying. But she's also saying, well that she's a high roller. Then I don't know she's got wild food swings there, but nah, nah, I don't got money swings don't be nice A right. I love you, I love you. I just I just think, hey, Brodine scary ma and I can hear for many wherever you want to call me.

And I was just thinking, how about we make a Brooklyn Bows meet up after the live show on Maths one hundred beach bash, Um, if you're not going to do a live podcast anytime so much. I hope you will. Or either way we can make for just the meet up for the Brooklyn Boys after the live show after the bash. So okay. So what he's talking about is, and we wanted to tell everybody this too. We're gonna

announce it on our podcast. Here is that our we are doing a jump start to summer Elvis Duran the Morning Shows broadcasting live however, however, and we are going to have Joe Jonas there with d n C E and One Republic is performing live. It's a free concert. You didn't say. You didn't say Ryan Teddor with the Republic. You shouldn't say Jonas would. It's just the point is, it's a six am to ten am live broadcast at the Jersey Shore on Friday May from six am to

ten am. That's what we are doing now. It's a free show all or invite information at dot com and you can just show up if you want. It's no problem, no guest, Let's just just show up and the bar will be open nice and early for twenty one and over. The issue is with having a meet up is I don't think Brodie's coming. Who said that? Are you coming? Of course I'm coming, Let's do a meet up. Then let's do a live broadcast. I'm part of the live broadcast team. What are you talking about? So then ten

o'clock in the morning, when when it's over. They got a problem with that, they got a problem with that college, this Devil's advocate. I want to meet people, want to meet people, absolutely definitely. So then I'll I'll be there'll be You'll be there too. I'll be there too. But here's a couple of problems, and none of them are related to any like uh COVID or anything. That's not so an issue for me. It's all good. My issue.

Number one, it's a World Day weekend, right, we want to get out of that area before they traffic goes crazy. Hold on, you speak for yourself. I'm staying down there whole weekend. So yeah, well you you have your beach boy, you have a plan. I gotta get home to my to my to my plans and family and everything. That's that's number one. Number two, it's an Elvis Durand Morning

show event. I am not gonna hijack his crowd and his fans and go all right, we're doing Brooklyn Boys, because people are gonna want to meet the Morning Show, right, So if you want to meet the Morning Show, Scary and Eye a part of the Morning Show, in which case you can come meet the Brooklyn Boys. You can run over to us as your favorites if you want and meet us if you want, And I'd like you to meet everybody else on the Big Show. But if you want to be like, who am I gonna run

up Brodie's Brodie's concerned about upstaging the rest of the show. Yeah, we can't pull a Brooklyn Boys meet and great event in the on the blanket where like Elvis is gone. No, no, it's unofficial though this isn't We're not gonna have stickers and signage and stuff, although I will Scary. You're not giving away free shot to say I'm gonna load my trunk full of Brooklyn Boys merchant hands it out. No, because we're at an Elvis ran show event. That's wrong.

And I'll bring it up to Elvis tomorrow if that's And see what he says now, you just don't want me to give out free merch for the He'll say that should be a Serial Killers event there for sure. But if Brooklyn Boys, that's a shout out to my Serial Killers friends because I have a book. Gonna be there. Listen. It could be unofficial. You could unofficially come and hang. If you want unofficial, come see the Morning Show and

we will be there. Okay, you can say hide us, but I'm not gonna wear my Brooklyn Boys shirt and and be like, oh, coming to have a sign that says coming to Brooklyn Boys or tweet out coming to Brooklyn Boys, because it's it's disrespectful to our job in my opinion, fair enough. It's an Elvis Duran event. You know it is it is, it is it is. It's like it's like this person was talking of Bacha was talking about after ten am, after the show is over,

and everyone think at ten am. You think at ten am, no one's gonna want to meet Danielle or Elvis or Gandhi or right. But if people if if they happen to be on their way back home because they're they're starting their weekends, and we happen to still be hanging out, which I will be, then it's a morning show event. And they met. The two guys in the Morning Show happened to be on the Brooklyn Boys afterwards, that's what I'm saying. But I don't think you and I should

set up a table. And now you never said that. Don't put words in my mouth. I just said we'll be there. Why not just you know, because because I can see you going the sales tomorrow and try to get a sponsored No, no, no, that's where the boys will get it. I'll tell you what I'll take. You can have fifteen no, one for me, one for you, one I love you and I am team and scary minimum for then you can go up. If it's great service, the crushing it today, the crushing if it's what if

it's bad service? No one is answering that question is the baseline. I am not What if the guy wrecked your car, you would not give him five dollars? That's different story. That's damnage. No, no, that's no. You're not comparing apples to apples, dude. Okay, wrecking your car is incurring a cost on you. A bad service doesn't have a physical cost. Let's let's say you go to Valley Parking and the guy disappears for twenty minutes, and you get your call back and you find out maybe the

mileage is up a little bit. He may have driven it and uh, that's the services. No, no, and not to after services. Let's say he stinks. What if the cost stinks, you get them five dollars. What if he comes screeching around the turn and he was he risked your car getting scratched, but he didn't scratch it. If if no money came out of my pocket because I'm not losing, but the reward him for being a terrible

valet parking guy. No, I'm giving them baseline marginal What you what have you called the guy and said, hey, I'm gonna be there at one o'clock from marginal ser marginal decent service. That's a lot of money to pay a guy for marginal. One more. You gotta set the toll. Hi. My husband grew up in Baltimore, Maryland, and it was common down there to call people Mr. Or miss with their first names. That was sort of the way of showing respect, as specially when it was say his friends parents,

it would be like Mrs Phyllis or Mr Jim. So I thought, I just interesting that that never do that? Reset? What that's all about? That talk back? Well, people listen in order. But I said, I called a doctor's office, and the woman kept calling me Mr. David, And that's that's like a hand dresser's name. That's not you don't Mr. The first name that I listen. If you grew up with that way in Baltimore, that's great, that's interesting. I like knowing you know, regionalisms. Uh you know what? That

reminds me of a text message I got today. Well, we got at the other star in morning show. We were talking about what a word meant, and he texted in, I always thought the word meant this, And I sent him the definition from the Dictionary of the Three Meanings because he was saying, it does not mean the third thing. Well, because he wasn't aware of it doesn't mean that it's not so, So he wrote back, I just learned something. I was arrogant, but I refused to be ignorant, which

I thought was a great line. In other words, I was cocky about what I thought, but I learned something, and I'm not going to be ignorant. That's you know what you should actually adapt that philosophy. No, fuck, you see what I mean. You'd rather be ignorant than and arrogant. No, no, no, I'm not ignorant. I I. First of all, I said I, and it's interesting. I think I find it interesting that in Baltimore they do that. I don't think it makes any sense to me. It made more sense to say, Oh,

I'm going over to uh Mike Smith's house. Hello, Mrs Smith, can I use your bathroom? Hi? Mr Smith, thank you for having me over your house. But I would be like, hey, Mr Steve to me, that's not that's wway too casual. So and the thing is, uh, if you in school today for kids, they all PAULI, they call the teacher by their first name. They say Mr. And mrs like Mrs. Yes they do Mrs Jane or Mrs or Mr. Mr Mike. No.

That that's terrible. They do that. That that's how students talk to teachers to in the dressed a teacher's day. They don't do it by the last names anymore because that was like that was that was decades ago. It's also probably too personal because kids go on social media and they stalked their teachers. So I get it that that probably makes sense. I'm not talking about a five year old you want to teach them to be respectful. I'm talking about an adult. You don't call another adult.

Mr David. You wouldn't call your boss when we go to see Tom Paul, Like, hey, Mr Tom, you wouldn't. You wouldn't say that, you wouldn't writ anybody. But if we if we spoke a different language, and sometimes this person was not a different language speaking person. Okay, alright, alright, yes, if you call a help desk, they go, you know the Adam, I can do an accent, but they they do, will say, you know, Mr David, they do that, but that's because where they're from they do it. Um, all right,

we gotta take a break real quick. I got to huh and then up. Then we gotta wrap up. I gottaell you about a pop popcorn bucket? Can I tell you about a popcorn buck and we come back? Thank you? It's the boys. You have something you want to talk about before we do the popcorn bucket story? Because I felt like you had something left. I had audio. We'll have two things left, but we in the sake of we you have to run in the stake of time. I could spare it whatever, I'll do it some of

the times. But again we have we have sound clips. You wanted to play. Yeah, I don't have them on night. I don't have them on my screen. Okay, so let me play two clips I have. I have the Andy Grammar one. Oh, let's let's get to that in a minute. But let me just play this clip. And I want to hear the Andy Grammer thing is classic. Major props to Scary for this Andy Grammar clip. So do you

know what UFO stands for? Scary um Unidentified flying object? Right? So, all it means is that it's an flying object, something that's flying and we can't identify it. That's all it means. So so this week the Pentagon released video and transcripts of pilots who have video from their planes of a cylindrical fly thing and a triangular flying thing, and they

have admitted they don't know what they are. So here's an expert on on on the news telling the story about what the experts are saying because they can't confirm what it is. So listen to what she says, and then I'm gonna naturally rip her apart. So here it is hold on a lot of the things that they presented. They said, you know, we don't know what it is, but that doesn't mean it's a UFO. Okay, we don't know what it is, but that doesn't mean it's a UFO.

That's exactly what U phoe means. That's what it means. We don't know what it is. UFO doesn't mean alien like I know people like, oh I saw UFO. It doesn't mean it's an alien. It means it's you don't know what it is. The same thing. This has been a t M all over again, none of the Now, I didn't say it's a UFO object, it's but meaning like they're using the word improperly. Of course they're using the they're using. Well, UFOL is not a word. May be a word to scary now, but it's it's initials.

It's an acronym for unidentified flying object. But you can't say they don't know what it is. But they can't swear it's not a UFA. They just said it to a UFO. The whole thing is about UFOs. So I just wanted to sound just It's one of those things like when people go they say they travel back in time. We went back to the future. That's well, so here's my my my audio, it's my bone to pick. I tweeted this and I said, should I be offended because of what they said, what Scary said or didn't say,

and the impression of me. So three things could offended. I should have been specific, But only two people wrote back that I shouldn't be offended, and a couple of people wrote back their thoughts on me doing the podcast, which is not what I asked you guys for help with.

So I still need your help. Here is Scary walking into the studio with our i'm gonna say, former friends from the serial Killers podcast and talking to Scary and then Scary says something, and listen to how it plays out and see if Scary had my back and how I should feel about the whole conversation. What I Okay, Well, it's nice to I would like to Well, I'd like to talk about maybe being on the parent podcast serial Killer. You can do that. We can make that happen. Yeah,

we'll make it happen. We'll do it. Brooklyn Boys serial Killers mashup just the Brooklyn Boy. Yes, we'll do that. You know what, damn it. Brodie's gonna be like, hey, what about me? You don't like me? Because he listens to this. Well, we'll do a crossover episode I think that would be fine. Just the thing, I can only take one of you at a time. I don't know if we could do Brody and Scary or Scary am Brody on the same episode. We've had great tea on

multiple times. We could definitely do no. But there's only one of him, do you understand? But one of him is equal to like forty two other people out of your hair? Yeah, okay, So first of all, scottis like Brodie on the show. Then Scotty does an impression of me, which is that's nothing like me and Scary not one says no, you got a Brodie. I wouldn't dream of coming on without Brody. He's like Brooklyn. Boy. Well, I

will explain myself. Uh, the Serial Killers and the Bowl Chat, which is the podcast which I which I wrote the songs for a right. That's nice, okay nice? Added added thing there, Um, they don't belong to me. They're not my jurisdiction. I'm not the host of them. I don't call the shots. In fact, when I was on that podcast right there, I was passing through the studio and I was trying to make a bid. I was trying to make a bid to be on the podcast. Now,

Brodie and I are also individual personalities. I don't know if you guys realized that I'm me, he's him. There have been plenty of times where David Brody has gone on O P P other people's podcasts without me quite time, as a matter of fact, quite a few, and I'm not offended by it because I know that David Brody is a personality on his own, the same way Brodie knows I'm a personality on my own. And we and

problem But how wait, how ye? Now? Obviously duh. I would love nothing more than to be on the two of us as a team because if it's gonna be serial Killers versus Brooklyn Boys, well zero killers, Brooken Boys, Brooken Boys, serial killers, and we want to do a real cross promote, they're gonna need to have us both on in order for us to promote on this podcast. There's and vice versa or vice versa, vice versa whatever, so it would behoove them to have them have us

both on. Now. I can't control, though, how Scotty B feels and how he feels like he can you know, conduct a guest situation because he can't temper you, you know, oh, you can't temper the two of us at the same time. Let's be clear. That's what he said, right, So it's not my it's with that, it's out of my jurisdiction. I'm not going to come at them on their own podcast in front of their own listeners, which is what

you just played. You know, you know, I just have to say they're not in my head and be like, okay, you know, that's great. You know, but you could have said, you know, Brody, should we should come on as the Brooklyn Boys. Also, you could have said that we really should do. And by the way, wait tomorrow, Thursday, the ninete. By the time you hear this, you may have you may have access to it. I don't know when they're

posting it. Scary and I will be on the Bam Wedding podcast that's the uh Bill and Sam Combo Bam Bam Bam. I don't know what we're talking about, but they're gonna ask our opinions on on weddings and marriages and stuff among other things. And that well, that's available where you find your podcast producer Sam and her boyfriend

Will who rubbed up Scary and the Sauna. That's right, that's that is will, that is UH sex and the sauna will No, I'm sorry, work me out in the sauna will anyway, So so that they, in my opinion, are doing it the right way. They are having us both on. I don't know, I don't understand right. No, you think you think there's a contentious I think contentious about No. I think you were reaching for the brass ringue like I'll come on alone. You know you were happy. Now,

I mean, let me address something you said. You said I do other people's podcast Let's address those, because I referenced one I did Tom Kelly's podcast. Tom Kelly had me on because I'm a comedy writer and a comedian and former comedian, and I got him his job in our company. Well, I'm alright, so am I. Everyone's a fan of Serial Press and and again I write, I write all their jingles and show openers. I I I'm invested in your podcast, and unlike you, I listen. You

don't even listen to Serial Killers. But let's let's talk about By the way, if you go to either all my links UH dot com, slash David Brody or my Instagram page and click on in the bio all my links you will see the other podcast I've done. Let's see which ones of these would Scary be good on. I interviewed Tony Harnell, the Metal Hall of Fame lead singer to the eighties band Not My World Right t

NT Not My Lad. I did a moon Night podcast breaking down the Disney show Moonnight based on the Moonnight comic book Scary. Would you be part of the Hell No? I did? Uh? The Doctor Strange in the multiverse of Madnestop right there? Okay, thank you? Okay, so let's not go crazy with like big podcast without me. You're not gonna be part of those. But again, at the end of the day, this podcast that we're speaking of serial killer killers belong belongs to both Scottie and Andrew, and

it's their callings. You want to be on, Andrew want to be on. So then let them hash it out. But that's not my battle to fight, nor is it yours. Let them have you on separately and then me and then fine, I'm okay, and then they okay, anyway they want to slice it, I'm not producing their podcast, and they don't write the outlines. Anyway you slice it, I don't. I don't write the outlines to their podcast if they feel they operate better with us having us both one

at a time, so be it. I'm okay with that because it's not my again, it's not my fight to fight. It's not my battle to fight. Okay, all right? Are we good here? Because I gotta I'll get a pack for Columbus. I'm going to Columbus, which, by the way, Ah, I have a friend in Columbus and he works for one of the radio stations there, and he was, oh, dude, I hear you're coming to Columbus, and I'm like I am. And then he's like, dude, we're gonna hang out or

what the problem is. I'm only gonna be there for forty eight hours and I'm going for one of my buddy's birthdays and I'm hanging out with my friend and his friends for his birthday. And radio station dude is awesome, good guy. But I don't know if we really hang out. If if if he came to New York, you know, it's like, I don't know, It's like we're just kind of aces. So it goes back to that old argument. If I'm visiting your town and we don't normally hang

out under regular circumstances. Should we hang out just because I'm in your town? You know, if it's me, you should. If it's anyone else, No, it's a classic episode of carb your Enthusiasm, Right. We talked about this Larry. He went to New York. He was you know, he was into New York. And he goes, Oh, you're gonna be in New York. I'm gonna be there. Let's hang out.

And then they're like, wait a second, we don't hang out in l A. We'll hang out together in New York just because we have to be there at the same time. I don't know, funny quandary, um, but yeah, I'm gonna be hanging out with my boy Danny and his buddies for his birthday, So that should be a lot of fun. What do you know? What? What? What? What? What's what's Danny's uh? What's Danny's uh nickname? What do

we call him? Is he a club guy? Danny? I don't think any names for him because he's the guy who, like, he arranges all the big events at the coolest clubs, and he knows everybody, who knows everybody. Never feel like he's I think he's like Danny connections, like his connections connections because he's got he's got you know, he's got connections with everything. Yeah, he really does. I like Danny. I feel like Danny connections might work. You tell him

I said that I love Danny. And a final note, we want you to go to our merch store and pick up something that's in the final note, I got talking about the popcorn bucket. Popcorn bucket. I mean, I can't wait. I can wait on the popcorn buck I can say that for next week if you want to talk up with the popcorn buck it will be talk about the popcorn. But you were the one who Russia's out of here to keep an eye on the clock. So I'm gonna save popcorn bucket. You know what I'll

do instead, I'll do some unused jokes. We've unused jokes. Okay jokes. But first everyone go to the merch store at Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. And we have we're giving away stickers. If you buy two items, you can get a sheet of stickers for free. Is that what

we're still doing? Is that still party. But the stickers can't be one of the two items, right exactly, So yes, the sticker sheets, or buy any two non sticker items and get a free sheet of stickers, and ladies were coming into summers. Ladies, you may want you may want to pick up a tank top or two just saying, or a two tank of tops tank two tops. Here comes sometimes unused punch lines. These are jokes that Brody

wrote for people on the show but whenever used. So he saved these punch lines for you to read on this podcast a day. Right now, I've got a couple, and then I have one that I used on my wife and it didn't work. Um okay, so where are they? Here they go? So we were talking about the possibility if Elon Musk doesn't buy Twitter, if that falls through Snoop Dogg had said he wanted to buy Twitter, that he might step up, and I said, oh, he would

rename it. It's he renamed Twitter twizzle because you know he used to do that thing with disease. This is something only New Yorkers will get. But put any number you one if if it, if it rings true. Elvis was trying to say he didn't like someone so because I don't like Piers Brosnon, someone mentioned Pierce Prost. I don't like Piss Proston. So I'm trying to figure out why it doesn't like Piss Proston. Who doesn't like Piers Broston? Not the best James Bond, but a good one. Solid

is Remington Steel. He's done some good movies. Couldn't figure it out. Then we realized it wasn't Pierce brosn he didn't like. It was Pierce Morgen he didn't like. And by the way, Pierce versus Piers difference, and I wrote, oh, I also don't like Pierce nipples. He didn't read that. And I also I'm not a big fan of Pier seventeen. He didn't like that either. We didn't get to that, so that that was not great. Um that this is something if you like alcohol scare, you may be able

to explain this better. Um. We were playing Elvis Kim in today. He uh, he was a little tired. He has been out drinking in the last night. He kim. He was up late, he radio and so we played down with op p right. I played a hook of it, wouldn't play part of it. We're talking about Danielle brought it up somewhere, but her mother told her what her

father told her. What opp somebody told her what We were talking about the song, and I said, so, I wrote, Elvis, I'm down with vs OP, which is uh kgnac, right, it's very special, it's very special something. Let me let me look down. I don't know what that means, all right, So you don't know. So that's why he didn't use the v s OP meaning vs OP means very superior old pale. Oh so it's it's a popular brand. No, it's what you put on like Kgnac's like high grade liquor.

Vs OP is like but okay, carry on, knyaka. Oh I'm sorry. He's like est yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So he didn't he didn't get that joke. And then um, he was talking about we had Bossy on today, be a z z I Bossy, very very talented singer. I'm sure most of you guys know him, and a really good, good interview and a solid, solid guy. Elvis was joking that he and his husband Alex both sort of have like a friendly crush on Bossi because of his music.

He's cute, he's respectable, he's he's knowledgeable, he speaks beautifully about music. And then joking me, they're like he's so he said, do you think that I should give Alex a whole pass? Jokingly like if Bossy was into Alex or whatever, which you know and so so then I I said, you know, probably not. He probably get into a three way. He's, oh, a threesome. That's interesting. So I wrote, Minaja Boz. He didn't do that, so he was kid. I wasn't like ha ha. He did a

lot of my jokes today, but he didn't do those. Now, I I said something my wife last night. I I laughed after I said it, and my wife says, it's nice to know you can make yourself laugh. You know. She didn't find it funny. No. I was on the

phone with her. We were talking about something. She was out shopping last night and uh we were talking about, you know, we're taking a couple of cruises and uh what I don't remember if she was talking about the Mexican cruise were going on or the the m the Icelandic Trip cruise were going on, but she said, I'm looking at the excursions and get this we can Uh she's it's not really something you would do. But for two thousand dollars, we can hike down into the center

of a dormant volcano and see the inside of a volcano. Okay, I said, I'm not going to do that. That's a lot of money to climb and and that's a lot of effort. I have to do all the walking and hiking myself and pay two thousand. So then she she's going through some other excursions. Well, I don't understand this. Here's another volcano not far from the other one, and this one's only get all us to climb into. So immediately said, that's because that one's active. You gotta walk

through the lava. And I started laughing because I'm like, that's why it's so cheap, and she just I'm glad you you find it funny. That's very funny. I find it funny. Thank you. I said, it is funny. She was, you can't say what's funny? Go, yes, I can. I'm a professional comedy writer. I can absolutely say what's funny. And I said that tongue in cheek. Obviously I should say. I was like, that's funny. Anyone would laugh at that.

It's funny. That's why it's not her, not her, And she laughs at my jokes occasionally, but it's you know, she hates when people like talk to her, like at parties and different things, or like they be an event, like if she comes to jingle ball whatever and they're like, oh my god, it must be great living with him. He must make you laugh all the time. She's like, she rolls her eyes. Yeah, it's like that's not not living with him is not what I would say, is no,

And it's true. He like, you know, you live with a person not the same as like being another ones. My wife's not a slice is what I'm saying exactly. And she's not free boys. Rob ro