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soap and it was tells nine nine ms. Why did they do that? Hold on? Only play a little bit of this. This is gold Finger doing a version of a little Toy shot by a bag of bulls with the money we got set down free at the break of this is the one better version, I think, Ok, I have to lower it. Wow, that's crazy by the way out there? It is. Yeah, but it's on the same track as were on. We're on. Yeah, it's in stereo. Here. Let's have the course. We can't we're in that other studio.

Why don't want you to play? To play the course takes a little bit of stretch. Walk in the park. Yeah, they're doing a guitar solo. Now, all right, we all have to play the music on the podcast. We have to talk all over, We talk all over, We have to jipp or jabber, we have to go. Okay, Yeah, I like that version best. Goldfinger. By the way, Goldfinger, that's not their hit. Their hit was Hearing your Bedroom. Hear in your Bedroom, but hearing your Bedroom great song,

awesome from the nineties. Yeah, that was the one hit. What was that other band that they were, Goldfingers a one hit? Wonder was the bandit saying sell out with me tonight, sell out? That's real big Fish, big Fish, r e L big Fish And that was called sell out and it was the record company's gonna give me lots of money and everything's gonna be. Do you do with your Scot dance? Everybody dancing? My favorite band? Did you ever see Scott dances back in the day? If

they just danced in their place? Yeah, I'll tell you all. My favorite band is from that period of time. And they have a new album out and don't don't tell me, let me guess um Cherry Pop and Dad know the Mighty Mighty Boston And did you know the lead singer. This is this will blow your mind. I didn't know this. The lead singer for the Mighty Mighty boss Tones is Jimmy Kimmel's band leader. That's a mind blown moment. Yeah, when you see him, he's like, oh, that's really I

didn't know this. I only know the quest Love from the Roots is the band leader for Jimmy Fallon. So they all have the competing band leaders now that we're famous. That had music right anyway? So yeah, so I was thinking nine, So so why do these companies claim like I always wondered why that IVY commercial? Because why I love the horn sections every Yeah, okay, yeah, we can't play anymore, my god, but I'm in a mood now. You got me feeling some sort of way pature just

to prove it, pictures to prove it. It's great you lost. It's great because it's about a relationship he had with already loves her, and he's got pictures to prove it. Once again. Mighty Mighty Boston is known for the impression that I get, not pictures to prove it. They have a lot of hits. They had one that one, the one you played was their only hit that they have

no other popular songs. For the record, there are no other songs by Bosstones in the computer here, thank you, But they had no pictures to prove it was a hit. Was it was so big? Then why is it in the computer? That means other radio stations are not playing it? No one's playing it. I'm just telling you that. But anyway, where were we? Yeah, Sky Music, get that? What the hell? How do we just find talking about real big fish and we're talking about Goldfinger? Goldfinger? Yeah? So you know,

what you do is fun. You go on an app like I Heart Radio or another music option app. We don't have to mention the names. We can were on them. And I'll take a song I love, a classic song and search for it and you'll see all the cover versions. That's right. Well, I'm just gonna what I did with nine left balloons, and that's how you found gold Goldfinger. You know what? We got to blow the lid off of this. We're on these other platforms. Listen, I love I Heart Radio, It's my app of choice. But the

Brooklyn Boys podcast is on iTunes, Google Play, Spotify. There I said, Pandora, cast box, uh speaker and a bunch of others. I have a problem with Pandora. They have a so they have a new channel on satellite radio. Stations have tried this where they say we'll play all the best music, all the all of it. Well no, not like Ze actually plays the hits. They're like, we're gonna play just great music. You'ren We're gonna let you vote, and everyone's gonna vot. Everyone's gonna We're gonna just play

everybody great music. The problem is nobody likes all music, and so the Pandora channel on satellite radio, it's like one minute you're listening to a pop song, then you're listening to hip hop with huge profanity problems, then you're listening to a rock song you don't really care about. Then possibly and like remember that, what was that? Now? Was it? What was this? The show? The station in New York was a Blink. There was a station. It was Blink. No it was Jack, No, no, no, not Jack.

It was the pop station that replaced any w And their whole thing was We're just gonna play great music, which could play the best of everything, of everything, like every genre, every dec get casting two wide of a net. That does not work in marketing. Right, like, Oh, let's play Stevie Wonder from the seventies that will play, Madonna from the eighties will play m Nirvana from the nineties will play whatever, And nobody likes No. Look, I know

you're listening, going I do. You're a rarity. Most people like a couple of genres, a couple of decades, and they like what they like. There was there was a guy in New York. He was on There was a Q q x r x Q Matt Penfield. Penfield had like, Oh, I'm gonna bring in my milk creative records every morning. I'm just gonna play what I like. I'm gonna play my favorite songs. Yeah, he was on one what has

the favorite song? Like you look at your iPod? You think there's another person in the world with the same songs on their iPod as you, Right, No, that's why we're all different. That's well, that's why music is great, because there's so much of it right there. But you know, Matt Penfield was and I like from the he was from the MTV days. We right Matt in Los Angeles when we were out at this rock alternative show last

year ago, the Company's show. Yeah, we were right there for the podcast, hanging out with Darren Chris, name Drop and Matt Pinfield in the parking lot. So yeah, so don't bad mouth Matti. But he was like, I'm gonna plum, gonna do my iPod playlist. Dude, your iPod playlist is not my i pod playist. I've always hated DJ's that showed up at parties and we're just playing for themselves.

Like sometimes the bar DJ, like if you're if you go to a bar and then there's like a live DJ there, Sometimes they play to the crowd and that's how you know that everything that is packed people. You know that no one's leaving. Everyone's there. They want to hear what's next, is singing along, they're on a they're dancing. That's a good DJ because they put their own personal tastes aside for what the crowd wants to hear. They servey the crowd, they see who's there, and they kind

of get a vibe. And once they get on a vibe, going like ah, I see movement, I see people's lips moving. I'm gonna stick with that. That's great design of a great DJ. With the shitty DJ is like okay, our friend bald Freak, Rannie, I'm gonna call him out. Remember bald Freak. He used to do this gig on like a Friday or Saturday night at a barn Hoboken, and he used to go in there and he's just fucking play whatever the hell he wanted, eclectic ship, weird stuff

left and he had some weird musical taste. I mean, he played, so he didn't pander. But my in my opinion is if you're hiring a DJ for five hours, you want them there. You want them drinking and happy. You don't want them heading the for the door. They're not hiring an artiste. No, but no. Ronnie's like, I've got a canvas to paint. I've got I've got a blank canvas, right, I'm gonna I'm gonna hit them with

a little bit of this. They might not know this, but I'm gonna take him to school on this track. What percentage would do that percentage of DJs? And I'm I'm not just talking about club DJs. I'm talking about Calvin Harris. I'm talking about the biggest names Diplo. When they do a concert, they show up at an event, they what person scentage. Do you think are just playing an MP three? It's already pre mixed, and it's they're not doing it live, right, That's what I'm saying. There's

I would say. And you know what, because you've seen them when they're jumping up and down and the smoke is going and the music changes, and they hadn't hitting anything. Thetons were hit. Here's how you know. Here's how you know that they're not doing anything. The more elaborate of a stage show it is, the greater the chance there's just an MP three playing, and and everything in front of them, the turntables, their headphones is all just is all just buttons and they put the they put the

headphone on one ear. It's like they're listening really carefully dead soundboard, and the buttons that they're pressing aren't going. It's like a Britney Spears headset microphone. And here's why any working, Because when you have a big elaborate show, the smoke has to go off at a certain time that the bass drops and then the lights have to flicker.

And if the DJ was truly up there doing his own thing, there's no fucking way in hell to smoke people and the lighting people could get on board and do everything coordinated like that. There's no they at least have to have a song list, in which case he's not truly winging it. He's not. See back in the day with records, you'd see them pick up a record while one was playing, put it down and go right and then stop playing it. Yes, even with the CDs, with the CD mixers. By the way, that was my

my wick. I was gonna do a website devoted to the history of hip hop artists and call it Wiki Wiki Wikipedia wick wick Wi. Okay, now that's been stolen because one of the slices are gonna buy that. No, you know what, No, because people are like you can get find anything about any hip hop artist by googling it. But many, many years ago, I thought it was a good idea of an app called Genius, which is the best. It's like, what are they singing about? What was that reference?

It shows every line and tells you what they're talking about, and it tells you where they got that if they example, the track where I came from? And what if that's it? Is it rap? Genius? It's good. It's called Genius, and I O. G. N I U s if you can't spell genius, what does it say genius? It says, By the way, that's irony. By the way, Garrett from our show was just in here a little while ago talking about irony. It was coincidence. I don't want to I

don't want to correct him. Yeah. Well, also I got a bone to pick with him. With Garrett, he's now calling him. But let's let's paint the picture before we all right, are we done with DJs? Wicky wicky? Wikipedia dot com is gonna be mind about five minutes. Hold on, and I got my phone here. I want to buy this domain for eighty five bucks. Monster monster who sells h go down? Yeah, it's one of them. So, you know, we we announced that Greg t is leaving the Elvistra

End morning show. Very sad and so some so it's sad with a friend of ours. He's moving down the hall to another radio station. And so people were texting and they're gonna miss him. But some people were texting in not the usual thing. So some people who are asking, well, what's going to happen to the topic train jingle? We love that jingle? The you know so well, I think which By the way I wrote genius g E n Us,

you can figure out what's gonna happen to that. That's right, Brody's topic train'll be retired, It'll be they'll be retired, or it'll just be like, here's the topic train, and here's why. Because Greg t was an entity, he was a personality. He had his own thing. No one is trying to pretend to step into that role to be that thing. You know, one of my favorite bands is right, who who my favorite bands? Name? One of them? I

mean Queen led Zeppelin, Kiss, Yes, Kiss, alright. Two of the guys in Kiss are currently wearing the makeup of the original guitar player and drummer of Kiss. That's bad. Tommy Thayer is pretending to be Ace Freely and Eric Singer pretends to be Peter Chris but I know they don't pretend to be But they're wearing the makeup of Okay, So then why wouldn't they design their own patterns because they had a reunion tour and the original makeup was

important to keep because that's the image of Kisses. Those four guys. Eric Singer was their drummer the nineties when they weren't wearing makeup, so he filled in for Peter and then just kept the makeup on. Where is Ace Freely today? And Peter as Freely I'm going to see tonight.

So he's not with the band, No, no, no, Now they're on the final they're on the final farewell tour and they will be showing why don't they get all four guys back together because uh, he really want to discuss this now, I mean Peter over sixty and they feel he can't handle drumming anymore, that he's old and he's had a ship. That's Peter Chriss and the guitar player as Freely although clean now has a forty something your history of being a having a drinking problem, a

drug problems. Have two guys that can do it to the only people and there Paul Stanley. And so here's an interesting story. So when Ace Freely would show up late all the time, Tommy Thayer, who used to be in a band called um uh black and Blue whatever it was, he he became a roadie for the band because he loved them, worship them. Let me guess he

would it into makeup and sit in for Force. Well if Ace didn't show up he'd have to get on stage and do emergency be Ace freely be the be the spaceman character got it, and so eventually they're like, you know what, you're out. We got another guy to put on the you know so it was like Greg Brady and the Brady. But what I'm saying is maybe we just do here's the topic train, and we just do everyone puts topics together. Well, it's not a person's

topic train, it's just the topic train. The problem though, is it's still a bit that's associated with him, and that was his. The soap operas do it all the time. They get into a car accident, come back as a different actor. I know, we're not a soap opera. Here's where the issue lies. Anyone who jumps into that role is going to be called a fraud by the by the audience. They're gonna be like, oh, you're just trying

to fill a void. You're not him, And the all of a sudden you get the automatic comparison of you versus the full I'll took for the current versus the former, I understand, and then there's rejection. That's me. That's why it wouldn't be like Garrett's topic train or Skiy's topic train. That's what I'm saying. It's what I'm saying. If we just did here's the topic train, here's the topic train, and then just Elvis read off a bunch of topics,

it was Elvis's idea in the first place. He's the topic. Yeah, he could do a list of topics, I think, and how and how often did all of us write the topics for the topic train? He'd go brought what he got, hey, Josh, what he got here? So if there were five topics, he probably had two of them, and we helped him. Well, I don't know. I think you know that will be retired. No one's gonna train away everyone to try and so apparently everybody's going behind by the scenes now and trying

to get a piece of everything. Great, he did so, Gregg, he had clients, right, he did commercial endorsements car companies, for CBD, for whatever he did endorsements for. But when you go to the radio station, it's up to those clients to either move with you or continue to advertise on the station they currently advertise on. So I've heard rumors that a couple of people have been don't look

at my direction, don't look at my direct. I can show you the email from the sales boss we have who because I emailed them and I said, hey, just keep me in mind. I'll read the email to you. I'll read it right now. I sent an email days later and I said, so you're the one who jumped in and said before the body was cold. No, no, no, no,

you're walking all over Gregg's grave clients. Absolutely not. I sent an email and said, if there are opportunities of future clients, not his clients, future clients that normally might have migrated to Greg, t keep me in mind. And the email I got back was scary and Garrett already requested all of his revenue, his desk, his stapler, his key card, and his soul. Okay, you know that's bullshit. Who wrote that? That was written in tongue, and you

are the first name mentioned scary and Garrett jumping in? Okay, that was that? Was that? Okay? The sales person who does the sales person who that wrote you back is a snarky, funny bastard. And love him that he doesn't. He doesn't spot to emails, you know, with any kind of merit behind it. It's all jokes his laughter. Couldn't you tell the tone that was written in funny man, it looks like regular font. It's not comic sans it's

regular font. No, he was kiding, no smiley face. I have yet to go down there and try and be like, hey man, consider me. That's not my thing. You haven't spoken to anybody but any of Great Tea's clients. Uh. Two people came to me and said, unfortunately, with Great Tea leaving, we're gonna have to make a change, and we would like you to take on this client. And said no. Immediately I said, I said, I said that, Yeah,

maybe I could do that. By the way, but I'm not savage, because some people are savage and they're trolling the sales floor looking to be a vacuuming With that, without mentioning a client name, can we tell the story about what has happened the start from the beginning. No, I don't think we should tell this one. It's a good story. Well, no name the one? Okay, okay, So how do we do this? But you know the are gonna be bored by No, the won't because this is

what goes on behind the scenes. Were telling you what we're pulling back. The fourth wall sometimes ends up the right way, right, so scary you be very vague vera you you brought a client. In other words, you you made contact with a client. Let me tell the beginning. I I found a specific clients, someone who wanted to advertise with our shows, who likes you have loved me right And in fact it was a personal friend of

mine who got me into see the CEO. And then I led the sales team downstairs, and they did like a head campaign and they said, we're gonna put Scary there and he's gonna do some appearance. You make a little money at it. Yeah, I definitely. You know, you'll find his fault to find his face full discloser. I gotta finders feed to find the client. By the way, the best part about this is you can't slip in the name of the client. You could take your hand

off the button. Don't hit the jingle, bitch, don't hit the jingle, okay? Uh? And and I I get to you know, enjoy, you know, going to do the appearances and some talent fees. Right, great, So that happens. And then the guy, the guy who who um lives in Greg Te's town. He realizes, He's like, hey, you're my buddy.

This guy worked for that same company. So somehow, some way they ripped out the rug from under me and gave the right after I found it and I cultivated it, and I was responsible for getting it on the Jersey Kid. After a couple of weeks it became the Jersey Kids accountant and Gregg team is doing all these appearances and and and make it and enjoying the fruits of my labor. He made decent amount of money made. He did okay, and he did no work, no groundwork. You put it

all together. I put it all together. I started it, and then he came in. But it wasn't his fault because he knew a guy in the town who said, I also worked for that company. Let me get your boy, and he got him in. That what happened today today, because Gregg is leaving our shot, I'm getting my just desserts.

This isn't free dessert, it's just desserts. Because Gregg is leaving. Um, the two guys in our sales team who handled that client came to me and back to Scary Jones and shut the door and said, hey, man, there's this client that unfortunately they're going to be you know, Gregg, he can't have them anymore because he's leaving and they're gonna be They're really going to be staying on the Z one hundred radio station. Um, so we want to know if you'd like to do endorsements and appearances for them.

You know the client, that client, the one that I discovered, brought in and cultivating. I watered that plant all those freaking all that all those weeks, and then only to have the garden being overtaken by Greg team to can enjoy my tomatoes out with growing and planet those tomatoes and he's fucking pulling them off, baking caprazy salad. I said, I will gladly do. I am not you let bikens bikes. I'm gonna talk to Greg T's guy that lives in his town. I'm gonna give him a hug. We'll go

out for a drink. Sure and sure, because money makes everything better. Right now, we're not mad at taking the account. Never was because it wasn't his fault right now, But but in retrospect, Greg T could have said, you know what's scary, this is your client. Why don't we do some of the appearances together. Why don't you take one for me? Could have done that, He could have said that. Do you feel like that would have been the right

thing for him to do? Is like to go scary. Listen, we should share, we should do little something, you know what, they'll kick back. No, no, yes, you should know. He should have taken it. He should have taken it for himself the way he did, and I would have been and I'm okay with it. But because I'm a good guy and I'm okay and I'm okay with him, you know, your tone and face just changed, and you know why. Okay, let me okay. His his pot to the start, you

son of a bit. When I first started saying and I was trying to control my smile and scars like, you know what, that would have been the right thing. And then he knows where I'm going. We didn't plan this, but he knows where I'm going, And all of a sudden, he's like, yeah, no, no, it's his account now, it was his account, no hard feelings, Okay, yeah, it's okay. I want you to back the podcast up to when I first started talking and scars like, yeah, it would

have been nice and then listen to him. Switch. Here's why I switched. A year and a half ago, I found a client. Now, you guys know I don't have a lot of clients. Again, we can't talk about the I'm not going to mention the client, but but it's related to something in our logo, related to something. So I find this client. I'm doing my uh my, my local breaks for New York which only only are on in New York, and I go, oh, this is a great New York event. It's so perfect for the Brooklyn

Boys podcast. This be great. Who should be more involved with this client? Doesn't matter what it is. I'm not going to mention the names so scary and I, uh pitch it. They pitch it and it's great. We do a great job. They're very happy, and uh that was great. It was fine. Now fast forward to this fast forward to this year. The same client wants to come back to very happy. The only problem, and it's nobody's fault. They don't have a budget. Their budget right, their budgets

a little bit smaller. The budget is half right because it's not a huge client. It's not like Verizon or big Coca Cola. Enough, no, no, okay, okay, no, we're gonna throw it out there. And so they were faced with the opportunity to advertise again with us, but only with half with half the money, so they could only afford uh, one of us. Now, I'm gonna make up

a number, doesn't matter. We'll say a hundred dollars. They had a hundred dollars to pay Scary or me, because last year they had two hundred dollars and they paid both of us that whatever the number was. So this year they said, look, we all have a hundred dollars for the two hours to go there and do a thing whatever. And so I so I said, oh, all right, well I go. So they chose Scary because he has

he is a bigger and I heard that right. And when I heard that, I ran out of the building and said, well, you gotta tell Brodie right right, because this is his deal, this is his thing, and I feel awful. Right. But here's what Scary didn't do. He had the opportunity to say, you know what, why don't we both take fifty dollars and do an hour. No one gave me that, one said, no one said I

can do that. Well, I suggested that the client you suggest I saised it to you and you were like, I think they'll go for no. The problem is, unfortunately, and this is what kills me, and this is why everybody needs to start following Brodie on Instagram. Um, Instagram is like this tool that they measure all like success with. And and they said, well, Scary has a much bigger

uh Instagram and he does fair enough. But you know what, that's shitty to just to just judge I got Scary Jones to judge No, but to judge um, you know this person of that person based on social media following alone. Again, it is unfair. It's unfair, but it is. It is. It's unfair, yes, but if you're advertising on television, you want the bigger audience. I get it. My plot. The point is it happens to the best of us that

it's happened to you. It happened to me. What needs to happen here, and you're not following at David Brody on Instagram. Imagine everybody listen to this podcast doesn't think so? And on Twitter at David Brody. I don't think they do. I don't think everybody does. I would just take this moment to give him the follow on Instagram. I put up fun stuff. I put up a great montage of great t naked pictures this week. Yeah, what should not

be a reason to follow? Definitely, you got you gotta follow David Brody Alright, alright, UM, you know what, I got a lot of stuff to get off my mind. But let's, uh, we gotta talk about our friends at noon. We do have to talk about our friends at noon. Let's let's talk about um a client that wants both of us, you know, that's what. I love them and we're mentioning them right now. But UM, I know Brodie, you had a lot of success did with the app.

I think newm is a revolutionary way to get yourself eating better, eating on routines, uh, figuring out how much you should be eating, and not getting blinded by certain things. And so what NOM does is it's a it's an app that helps you monitor your food. They have advisors available to help you, uh in chats, in groups and situations that can help you, uh when you have an issue or a question about maybe what's working, what's not working.

I like the fact that newon has everything in one place. Uh, you don't have to hunt for training apps or workouts, calorie trackers, meal plans. Um. It's right there. And with the goal specialist, they hold you accountable. That's what I love. You have like a real person that you could kind of report to in in in a way right now, report to like a drill instructor, but like it's like a community, a team of members that are there to

keep you motivated. Right. And I'll get a little reminder that says, hey, you haven't checked in in a couple of days. Everything okay, right, which which is great for something. Listen, we all miss a day or two. We're all trying to get your routine, but we can't stay. Noon is a great way to help you stay in your routine. And if you and if you get out of your routine, there's always tomorrow you start over again. Um. And it's

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have to lose? Visit noon dot com slash Brooklyn starts to trial today. That's Noon dot com slash Brooklyn. Alright, now, now that we've pulled the wall, pull the wall back, pull the veil over, what we do you know? With Greg t leaving and I don't want to harp on this um it forced me to go into my phone on my camera roll and take a look at pictures

I was trying to pull back. Did you go? If you go to my Instagram at Scary Jones, you'll see ten pictures that I put up of Greg T. And by the way, I have about fifty pictures that I want to post, but I posted the lead picture of is the time that he crapped on the floor and I was right behind him. The famous crapping on the floor is captured in that lead failure of a nice face on that one. And I'm right behind him because

I was playing a game. I was trying to trying to hit golf balls in his But it was a weird thing. But anyway, that was at the moment that was at the moment of of of of crap of crapulation. I think I was in horror, but it was a smile that you were in horror. I was. I was horrified. There you go. Anyway, The point is, um, that picture was buried deep in my camera roll, along with all these other gems like Gregg t and I doing Christmas in Hollis has run DMC and the first time we

went to our party playing with Danielle Brody. You're in there with me and Elvis and and Greg Cyclones game of course and me cracking the eggs over Greg. He said. The point is this, Um, it took me a long time to dig up these pictures. But as I was going through my camera roll, Brody I was I'm like, what the fund do I do I need this for? I am so wasteful with space I'm looking at I don't there are pictures in there that I don't even remember taking. And I'm like, but why didn't I delete

them at the time. It's like, we take seven eight pictures of the same fucking thing, and then we never did. We take one shot and we put it up online. That's the key, not that's the money shot, and everything else is garbage, but we hold onto it. And I I almost have twenty thousand pictures in my camera, and I'm saying, and do you put them in folders and leave them all camera roll? I have to be honest, I've gotten better. I put my pictures into categories of

the day I take them. I'm not that good. I need to Marie Condo this ship. Yeah, if not sparking joy. So my daughter came to me this week and she says my youngest and she says, hey, do you have the pictures of me when I met Big Time Rush, now Big Time Rush when she met them two thousand twelve. So I had to look on my No. I looked on my yeah and throwing digital pictures. I went into my uh desktop, my laptop rather and I found folders with the names of my old phones, like my Galaxy

Note three. Right, I'm up to Galaxy Note nine now and them getting the tent soon, so I had to go. I said that. My point was, I used to take the camera and just put into a folder on my laptop and then I to go, I'll sort that. No, I just left it there. So now again I had liked pictures in that one folder that I haven't looked at since two thousand twelve. Now, the old days with film, remember film back in my day used to go to

the front of matt and go to minute. You'd have to wait three days back in the day of them to get around to remember that, because I'm not done old, but you didn't. You didn't waste pictures to go to the fire. You took one picture and hope to god everyone's eyes were open. I was. I was a one hour photo guy. That was my Eventually, Yeah, you went to the one hour photo in the mall. You'd go

and you get pizza and come back exactly. But then, plus, back in the day, you couldn't take pictures of things because people would see them, right Like, you got to be careful what you took pictures of because the guy in the back would be like developing them. That was a real thing, right, They're like, hey, Jim, get in here, look at this guy's dick. Right. And then they had those machines that would devel up for like automatic development, and then they would come out on a conveyor belt

really fast, and then they get sorted into envelopes. But you used to watch the conveyor belt and you'd see like topless pictures go by. You're like, because because I guess they hope that no one would notice because the machine was doing it. But then they would come out in the conveyor belt. You're like, oh, ship, look at that. You know those guys like take one for me, one for the guy in the envelope, one for me one. So you couldn't trust anybody. But yeah, you had the pictures.

Now I've got like a milk crate in the basement of like envelopes of pictures. Yeah, which is I guess the same as wasting. Did you still do to with the negatives? Probably get a perfect print of any of them? You probably could back in the day shots. That's what I did. Like some of the stuff, like we first started to see one hundred I have like photographs, and I scanned them, but I also have the negatives, like what's the net? Look it up? Oh my god, people

don't know what a negative is. If that's strip where if you're holding up its inverted the colors are there's probably a filter on your phone, like it's called negative and it looks it doesn't matter anyway. So what about you telling about your daughter? Did you find your big

Time Rush pictures? I found big time Rush videos from the show that she was at, but I have not yet found the pictures that we took with her with the band, so I may have moved them into the folder with her name, so I have to find that. I would imagine that our slices, every one of them has had like five thousand, eight thousand, twelve thousand pictures on the camera roll right now that are just sitting there with garbage. But how do you even it's a

huge undertaking. You've got to spend a couple of hours sitting there. So you know what I'm going to devote this rainy Sunday afternoon when my football team is losing, to just cleaning out my camera roll, and then your eyes will bugadd of your head from trying to do it. I never got more than like a hundred pictures in because I did try it once to try and clean it out. I got a hundred pictures in and I'm like, fuck it, I'm done. I can't. I can't look through

these pictures anymore. I do find it easier to do it on your computer, Like if you put them all on your computer, it's easy to drag and with the mouse and all. Who's got my point was about great Tea from like an hour ago. We start talking about Great T the topic train jingle look like two people texted it, Yes, right, we need that person to do that again. Episode Two people texted in this morning and said, what about the Great T skip it song? But are

you never gonna play that again? You have to have him on now? Some people gonna finish your point about Garrett. Oh, I'm getting there. So people like you have to have the Jersey kid back in because he just said he's leaving Z one hundred. You got to have him in one last time. First of all, I liked the part about one last time. I do like that. Yeah, we got down. I do like the last part. He works down the hall. He's gonna come in whenever he wants. He's gonna walk down the hall because we do this

podcast after the morning show hour. But he's not dying. Show is going to be off the air. He's not moving to Seattle like Collam, Marie and Anthony. Now he's going to be in our building and he's got access to our doors, and he's gonna come in here and he's gonna barge in on us, and he's gonna be like, hey, what are you guys are recording? What's going on with them? So what I did was I remixed the song it to be clearer. Yeah, I'm not gonna play the whole thing.

Kid comes along, people, he stays way too long. Just skip this never great, don't throw up. Go hey, Joe forward, move ahead. It's not to me to skip them. We wish we could skipping. We're telling you about skip thirty on your on your on this podcast. Hit the skip thirty button, and then he's gone, if you hit it enough, if you if you hit it enough, yes, right. So then Garrett comes in here this morning. He's also on the Big Show, and he all he has some hell

of a nerve. He's on the ball. He's stepping into greg T's grave and he goes, hey, Brooklyn Boys and the Staten Island Kid. How do you feel about Staten Island Kid? Dare David bron I feel the same way about the Staten Island Kid as a hero. About I feel about the Jersey Kid. That's not gonna happen. Do you running the board? Man? What's going on? I'm looking you look like you're in deep thought. Yeah, you know what. I'm sitting pretty here drinking my water, but my feet

kicked up. And Brody's running the board this week because we're in that shitty studio that I hate. Well, what I wanted to do? Since we're playing parodies right here? I thought this is an opportunity. If case you missed it, I had written a parody for Elvis and Alex for their wedding. Okay, oh yeah, we said we were going to do that. Very touching as I set it up on the air. One of the most romantic, thought provoking pull out your heartstrings song that I wrote for Elvis

and Allen? What was your inspiration for this? Like? Who is the artist here? Like? Well, this is a classic Frank Sinatra song. It's been copied by many people some of you old schoolers might recognize it as the theme song to Married with Children. Yes, ed Bundy, no Bundy, Alundy, al Bundy love marriage. So marriage reminded me that it sort of sounds like alec a goold rhyme with Alex. So I just get your tissues out now and enjoy

this one. I like to get people gonna a matrimonial, make people horny, and that's why they want to want the man. Get the lotion. So you're ready to weep, Ladies, it's like the Hallmark Channel. And guys, it's like watching the Hallmark Channel. It's just I'm weeping up now. I'm getting for CLEMTI you go enjoy love and marriage. Elvis and Alex. They go together like a butt and fillick this. I tell you brother Elvis is old enough to be his mother. Love and Marriage Elvis and Alex. Elvis really

likes his under carriage. One is a zoo keeper and one has a team of house keepers. Try try, try to separate them a perfect union. Try try, try, but there's only one way. You'll have to lub them. Alexand Elvis. Alexand Elvis go together like a face and the pelvis a couple like no, uh, one's number one, one's hot and the young, but it's clear that they love each hap Wait a second, we played that on the air

on the Big Show. Yeah, but I was shocked. We only yeah, well, yeah, I know it's a little little riskue we played the whole thing, but yes, we only played it once. And it looks like you've heard lyrics today that you hadn't heard before, because you were like you had a surprised look on your face. Only Yeah, there was one line in there that I didn't catch when we played it on the air. Undercarriage line. Yeah, oh, we can say undercarriage. It's funny though, face and pelvis

face pelvis a little bit phallick that. Yeah, so I gotta I pushed the I pushed the envelope there. So you did wipe your eyes, folks. I know you're all like, oh my god, so beautiful. You know who who didn't you know who who stood us up this week? So we had this supposed to he wasn't. We had a big, big celebrity on last year and I asked him to

record an I D for us. Hey you're listening to blah blah blah blah, Brooklyn Boys recording Scary, and um, he only did the first part, and so I've been hoping for him to come back to the second place. And so a Sunday night, I'm all excited and I had something for him to to to read, a new thing I thought would be hilarious. So this guy at the last minute, Hey, this is jim Found here listening to the Brooklyn Boys. So he didn't say it, so he's Sunday night. We got an email saying Jimmy can't

make it. Yeah, you know, guys listening to the podcast, you know, you know what it's like when Jimmy found suddenly cancels on your glads. By the way, um, fourth quarter scary is in full effect. I can tell you the food fourth quarter scary, just in case you don't understand, there's four there's four phases of scary. This first quarter when I do my my annual detox and I do

nothing but eat like just super healthy, healthier thanica. And then you're on your second second is like a kind of still eating super healthy, but like, but I could bring in other foods but maybe not carbs, not carbon Then starts start quarter where I start seeing things and I'm like, I'm just gonna I'm gonna eat what I want because I'm gonna healthy. Wait right right, You're like, oh, I'm thin, I can have a doughnut at three and

then there's fourth quarter. Well, the holidays roll around, the weather starts cooling off, and people started to bringing pizza up here. I mean, so I'm looking outside and somebody brought in black and white cookies, a large box black cookies. Now, if you don't know what a black white cookie is, what did you explain? Black? Really black? It's one of my favorite things. As Jerry Seinfeld describes, and I'm paraphrasing, it's it's it's the racially racial diversity in a cookie.

It's racial diversity in a cookie. So it's, uh, it's like a white crumb soft cookie and on top is half and half. One side is all white icing, one side is all black icing. There for the black and white down the middle, down the middle half. Some people like to eat the white or the black first. Some people like to bite from the side and go half half. That's me, that's you. I like, I like to get a little little chocolate, little vanilla in the in my mouth.

At the same time, I bet you. The problem is once you get like three four bites and you go through the middle, he's still stuck with the half vanilla, half chocolate. That's right, So then you gotta put them on top of each other. Yeah, so anyway, did a huge box out there by the way. That's sick. She she just started here, don't record lover? Oh my god, did you take did you? Thank you? The training we have we have we have TRAININGCC training and okay, sexual

harassment training. So speaking of you know, brody making big box jokes. Okay, so we have to take our sexual harassment training. And uh so in previous years we would be able to like slide, they'll they'll slider and skip through some of the video. I feel, do you do most uh, most jobs offer that now. I mean it's pretty much mandatory. We've been taking it for many years. But yeah, so, uh, what are you trying to do trying to pull that up? No? No, no, hey, what

does that mean? Hey are offended? We should probably play some of the sound from that, um, but it's like we're allowed to. Really we probably should. Okay, well we made a promo out of one let woman that but it's like, oh, these two guys are like talking about like, hey, you got a little site, I got sex like crazy, and then this woman they're going, I don't, guys, I don't,

I don't. I don't enjoy this right, And then there's some other scenes where guys are joking around being guys, and then guys like, you know not everyone finds your humor funny, and then you have to like pick options. What was was John right to be offended? Should John just let it go? Should John be one of the boys? And I'm like, where's the you know what? Button? I was looking for? I was looking for the Is it the long version? What is this? Oh, it sounds like

it's about the snow and hell him it? Which is the version with butt? Wow? This is good enough for now? Oh the weather outside, it's not that one. It's not it's since we've no place to Brodie was trying to Okay, we ruined the punch line. I was looking for the snow flake like jingle, let it snow. You know what? We don't have the ray con version in here. Yes we do this, it's there. I hit I played two men. I play it every week. I know you do, but it's not under ray Kha Boys to Men version. What

is that hold on? It's his boys to men. Let it there's yeah, there's This is like a pop popping in the eighties. This is a I hated this version. I haven't like this wrong. You know what? It doesn't stop lying, but I had stop. It doesn't stop. Oh my god, oh the weather like the button off. I'm just saying it doesn't stop. Now I can't play anying for three minutes. All right, let it lets so, let it go, Let it go, let it go. So it was a sexual harassment training and then this this one.

This is what I don't so you you feel that the people are being a way too butt hurt and they need they need to snowflake jingle print. I would say a real harassment is terrible, right. Making people at work feel uncomfortable as terrible. It's just that some of the examples they give are done by really cheesy actors and it doesn't see Look, okay, this is one scene where these two attractive women are sitting in their hired These two attractive women are and it's it doesn't matter

that they're attractive. Let's not say that they're just two women waiting political current. Wait, wait, there are two people who I assume identify as women taking a step further. I took this course. I got a hundred. So I'm gonna say there are two people that appear to be women, biological women, and they're having a conversation, having a conversation. Oh here comes Danielle. Lle, you're just talking about the the the the sexual harassment training video. God did you pass,

because that's amazing that you did. Just tell you. I was laughing, but not at what's on there, because obviously it's a serious. Yes, of course, the acting is so bad. It is awful. It's like, hey, did you bring your running shoe was to work today? Would you like to go running with me? Running? And then the other guy just like takes the woman by the elbow. Here, let

me look at you. We're so fit. We can't do that. No, okay, so okay, so the scene I was just slap Nate asked today, So he said, Danielle, did you take the test yet? Like Nate, now you've heard our show, we joke around like a lot of the stuff that the videos is, don't do I have my arm around Danielle as that's right, I'm right here in the right in the middle. Okay, so there's one scene. I was saying, these I'm going to call them women because we don't

know how they identify. These two women are at work and one of them says, so, you're still trying to get pregnant? Did you do it in all the positions stop to get pregnants? Like, yeah, we did. And some guy turns around. He's like, you know, I just want to say it's could you talk about something else? It's really inappropriate. I'm bothered by I'm gonna say that. Stuff like that's not gonna happen. No guys going to turn around and say that you're inappropriate talking about trying to

get pregnant, right, Did you get it from behind? They did not say that. They did say that. They did not say that. By the way, that's a myth the people who are trying for a boy. They'll tell you that because I have three daughters and after the second one, wait this really old wives tale. Well, okay, Noddy'll stay for a minute. Stay for a minute. Here's hold on.

Here's why here, here's why they say it because of the angle you the male part maybe a little further in and given the boys a head a head head start. That that that your odds are having a boy because the male sperm swims faster but dies quicker and if the female, So what happens is the male sperm tends to get there faster, but if they don't get in the opening, they don't get into don't meet find the egg right away, or they don't get into the egg, they die. You were trying for a boy and I

wasn't trying anything. People would tell us that you should do it from behind. So so doggie style is supposed to yield a boy. Right, what did you do? I love the story. The first time we were trying to get part name with Spencer, right, I had no she wasn't trying to get pregnant with Spencer. That's your trying to get pregnant with your husband. To Sheldon and I were doing it right to try to have a baby. So I had read that if you put your legs up in the air after and like, then all the

sperm would get in a little bit better. So you should have seen me. I was hit like no pants on, I'll actually no clothes on. My legs are in the air, and I'm like resting my hips up and down, trying to get the sperm to stay in a long When he was done, did he take you by the ankles and shaking? And by the way, if you're on your age, she's talking about the store. But that's what I was pregnant the first first time was a charm, so what I didn't do that with the second one. The second one,

actually we weren't even trying to get pregnant. We were gonna wait a month. Daniel, you have two boys, so doing it I described I did know happen. Yeah, I gotta go see a movie about strippers. Oh my god, you know what. I'm offended by the fact that you're talking about Okay, by the way, it's sucking Christmas. You just found the jingle? Yeah, thank you? All right, Okay, so I want to talk about it. It was kind of Hotelle talk about that sperm and all that. I

was just just like openly talking about that ship. Yeah. I almost said to her, you know, Daniel, you shouldn't be but it. You know what, she was talking about nature and reproductive in a positive educational life. I don't tink anyone know, i't listeners love this stuff. So I should hear her by the way on the way at the door, that's my Danielle, like sif we love her. I want to tell you a story where I got ultimate satisfaction on Twitter, like five minutes before we came

in here. So I don't know if you've all of sports, but there was a huge sports story yesterday. So today's Friday, the twenty whatever, right, So yesterday on a picture for the Texas Rangers. Mike Minor Walker Texas Ranger. No, Mike Minor is a is a good pitcher for the Texas Rangers, and he's playing the Boston Red Sox and he entered the game with a hundred ninety I don't know, four ninety six strikeouts and he really wanted to get two

hundred strikeouts. That's a milestone he's never achieved. And so the manager said, you know what you're pitching in the whole game, stay out there. I don't know how many pitches you throw. I want you to get you two hundred strikeouts. Nice. So he had like a hundred twenties pitches, which is a lot goals he wanted. He was helping him achieve them. So he had a seven five lead. It wasn't a big lead in the ninth inning against the Red Sox. We have a very good team that

keep in mind, both teams are out of it. They're not in the playoffs. The game was statistically meaningless other than people who went to the game want to see their team win. Whatever. And so with one out, the Red Sox hitter popped the ball up and it was foul by about two ft and as it's falling the first basement and catcher ran to catch it. Mike Minor, the pitcher with a hundred and ninety nine strikeouts, yells

drop it and his teammates dropped. They let the ball drop and go foul so that he had more of a chance to strike the guy out. The next pitch, he strikes the guy out on a pitch that wasn't a strike. The umpire called it a strike. It was high and inside, and he gets his two hundred strike out. They take him out of the game and that's it. The Red the Red Sox said it was bush league. The Rangers said, that's team team player with his teammates

will hooking him up. Whatever. I thought it was a travesty that it would hurt the integrity of the baseball game. That the people in the stands, people who gamble on the sport, play fantasy baseball. Whatever the point is, you should always be trying to win. What if the next guy, what if the next ahead, the next guy right and then ties the game. Now, yes, the season's over, but you'd like to believe your athletes are in it for more. That's supposed to win personal goals. He put it personal

goal ahead of the team. So so uh, the Sporting News Twitter sent out a video. I used to get Sporting News Baseball paper. So the Sporting News is online now, of course, because nobody buys. Most people don't buy online regular newspapers now, especially not weekly newspapers because the news is old by then. So Sporting News Baseball tweeted out the video of it happening and said, you know, Bush League, is this fair? What do you think? And I retweeted it and I made it. I made a comment about

something else that happened. So, uh. Michael Strahan, who used to play for the Giants season now Kelly and Michael he's who was now he's on Good Good Morning America. That was, but at one time he was a defensive lineman. Uh, for the Giants, and he was one of the best players at sacking people. Well, he was one away for sack record for the season, right, he had tied the record, or he was a half away, whatever it was. And they were playing the Packers. He's friends with Brett Farve.

Last game of the season, he bust through the line and rather than run away, Brett Farve took a dive and let him sack him. So you had the sack record. So I said, this reminds me. It's just as bad as when Brett Farve laid down so straighthand could get a sack record. That it's not doesn't really count. He didn't get two hundred strikeouts. He would have gotten to pop up and we don't know if he would have

struck out the last same I love your analogy. Okay, So the Washington Post picked up my tweet and printed it. USA Today printed it, The Dallas Daily News printed it, and of course I'm on Twitter. People saw it, so a lot of people saw it. So I started getting attacked last night. Get off my lawn. You who cares. You're one of these people that cares about integrity. Let the guy who cares. It was meaningless. Did Michael Strahand or Brett Farvor tweet you know they did not, But

I didn't at them because I'm classy. You should added no, I didn't anyway, So people were attacking me, and I was fighting all last night on Twitter with these idiots because I'll be honest with you, people in their twenties don't see the history of the game. They don't necessarily you might, but don't necessarily appreciate the integrity of the sport and what it meant throughout history. Records and numbers.

Baseball is the only sport where people, for the most part, like you know the home run record, you don't know how many yards Emmett Smith has is the all time rusher. Baseball is about how many home runs in the season, how many strikeouts, how many wins. It's a numbers game, So for you to cheat for your two ones that strikeout,

it's to me it's kind of bush league. So I get I get attacked today by a guy who lives he lives in New Jersey, right, But so somebody attacked me last night that had twenty nine followers, and he's telling me I should keep my opinions to myself. I'm nobody whatever funk yourself? Man? And and that my uh and that and that he sends me a meme that Stuart the blue hash tag means you're an idiot whatever. I'm like, why would be in a douche? I know

you're annoyed a fay. Everybody. Everybody's entitled to their god them opinion, right, I said, that's the beauty of sports, and that's the beauty of Twitter. Right. But but the best thing about sports is there are radio stations, blogs, websites. Everyone debates debates sports, right, that's what it's about. You give opinions. Right. So this morning a guy writes back commenting, Now I know he's a troll because he commented on a tweet I sent somebody else. So I made a comment.

So I made a comment to the kid who has twenty nine followers, And I said, hey, man, you have twenty nine followers, and yet you know what, You're entitled to your opinion just as much as I'm allowed to my opinion with all my followers. I don't I don't think my opinions will valuable. But you know what, go talk to your twenty nine followers and don't troll. Me he was looking for tweets to yell at people. Right, Okay, So this guy writes back, Um, this is another guy

that jumped into this morning, guy from New Jersey. I'm not going to give out his name, but his last name is Kaka. I don't care if it's pronounced some other way. It's spelled coca, which is ship. All right, but I'm not looking to make the guy feel bad. He writes back, Dude, I've never heard of you. Stop embarrassing yourself. Just because you've got more followers doesn't mean shit. Okay, now, hold on, so I said, So, I wrote, I wasn't tweeting it. You don't care if you've heard of me

or not. First of all, you don't have to hear of me. To me and have an opinion on sports, I said, I am a sports fan with an opinion like everyone else, an opinion that got picked up by USA Today and the Washington Post name dropper that yeah, fucking rub it in his face, stopp being a troll. People are allowed to disagree with opinions without being an ass right, right, what do you right? Back to that?

So he must have checked out my profile and no, okay, So I checked out his profile because I want to see more than twenty nine followers. So he's a guitar player and he likes metal, heavy metal, which I do as well. So after I wrote that rather obnoxious response to him, he he said, remember what. The first thing he said was, dude, I've never heard of you, right, ye, okay, he writes back, Oh Mega Death follows you? Now. Mega Death is one of the top metal bands of all time.

I've interviewed them a couple of times because I'm cool like that. And he says, oh Mega that follows you. He says, trolling and all funking around the side. That's actually really cool, and he gives me the metal finger emoji. Let me tell you something, all of a sudden, you're like, nobody knows who you are, nobody cares how many followers you have. You should get over yourself. You're embarrassing yourself. You're a worthless piece of ship because you think Mike

Minor did the wrong thing. No, who are you? Oh Mega Death follows you? Oh that's I guess. I guess megadeath knowing who I am means something. Thank you holds weight in his world. Yes, one of the big biggest speed metal bands of all time, the Big Four. Part of the Big Four Anthrax, Slayer, Metallic and Megadeth. Ay the Man, I'm the man. I'm the Man is Anthrax. So I guess the guy at the pop station you never heard of you live in New Jersey. By the way, Yeah,

I'm sure you've heard of our show. No, he's pretending. Look he may have heard of me. That's fine, I think. Listen, Kaca, I don't need you to know who I am. Lady, Lady Coca, I'm sure you as I'm sure you're a good guy. You have a nice picture with your girlfriend. She looks like a sweetheart. You just you came off like a tough guy, troll, like nobody knows you won't get over yourself. I'm not over I'm not onto myself. It's social media. Tough people. They they they're very, very

tough behind your teet keyboard warrior. Part of the problem with social media. Everybody's listening. Ka I'm sure you're a cool guy, you have good taste of music. But it's amazing that because Megan Death follows me now I'm valid of a sudden right, not the fact that all the newspapers picked up my tweet whatever, and I'm on the show. The fact that i'm I'm I'm half of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I mean I would say that's pretty valid

right there. I mean he needs further validation the Boys podcast. Yeah. So anyway, so Kaca, look, if you guys happen to go on Twitter and and see the guy, that's your business. I'm just saying, oh, you realize now, Look I have I have roughly sixty followers on Twitter client yeah, because you have like a hundred and something whatever it is. Um, there's a way to get more followers. I used to like jump on hashtags and tweet out more, you know,

more hashtag jokes. And there's legal ways and illegal ways, but I mean there's suggested ways, which is like, hey, be funny, be reverent. And then there's people who go follow for a follow and they'll follow me if I follow the hashtag a bunch of things. That's easy. Those are good ways of getting noticed. I just put up my content. Some people who just pay and if you like my content, like, but it's worthwhile apparently because clients want the followers. Anyway, My point was, uh, Coca Radio

Radio coca. Maybe someone will hear this and go, oh, I know that guy, will we hear is radious? So uh we uh, we got a lot more to talk about, and uh, we'll do that. I have to play the jingle with scary name first right after this. What do you even have left in your tank? Well? I have unused jokes, but I also have you know what, I know you like this? Uh, I have a lot of tweets about a conversation that we you know, I love. I love when you talk off mike like that. That's

what you like that? Well, I was doing, by the way, you do that all the time when you have to lean over to look at the computer. You do it all the time, but you don't notice it because it's you. So I'm gonna I'm gonna hear. I'll see through the mic stand to get to So let's look at your favorite here this old school. Uh, that sounds like it's time welcome. You've got mail? Yes, you can always email us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com.

I never remember that it's our name. I don't remember. I don't know. I don't use it. I don't use it, so I don't know. Um so this is funny. We gotta we should actually tweet this out. Louise Aguilar sent us a funny meme, UM, what's up Brook and boys? Wanted to say that your show is amazing. I desperately wait for another episode every week. Anyway, I want to keep scary happy and keep it short. Found this meme online. I thought i'll share it with you, guys, love Luigi

and it's uh. It's a black and white photo of one very angry Italian man being held back. Redundant. He was an angry Italian man being held back by two guys. This guy is vicious. He wants to attack this guy who's applying a pineapple to a pizza pie. It's an Italian American immigrant is held still and forced to watch in horror as pineapple is added to a pizza for the very first time. Very funny. Thank you so much for that. That made my day. Thank you, Louise Algar.

Also um, Emily Martini submitted this jpeg. And this was a grammar police. You could get the Grand Police jingle or not? Oh, I was this sent You want the Grand Police? No? You know what? No, it's okay. It's a long letter, but anyway, she said that, um, it's ridiculous grammar mistakes. So again this is something we want to post online. How so she got this from her her trash pick up garbage service. It was the park's garbage service. And uh there, whoever wrote this letter is horrific.

Are you surprised? Jonathan Whitney Brody is wrong? That's not that jingle out. We don't have that one. Here. We've established that the first rule of correcting someone is to be right. In episode here we are with the grease thing again grease to play in this episode, correctly correcting the guy who incorrectly argued the whole grease is a plaything. Brody tried to use a geometry reference as an analogy. He said, yeah, I know, zoids aren't squares, but squares

are trappers. Wrong, trapper zoids are shapes with only one pair of parallel sides. Mike drop love you guys, JP slice flights. So here's two problems with your name is Jonathan Whitney y U j P. Two problems with that. Number One, I was wrong, but number two it was an analogy. I didn't use the shapes as a way to correct scary and Third, of all your five weeks late on that the statute limitations is up. Kevin Kozlowski says,

following up about Bill Burr. If they didn't get back to you last time because they weren't there weren't enough listeners a year ago, then things might be different for you now. I'm figuring you've got a lot more slices in your arsenal. Or maybe it was because it was around the time of the I Heart Awards and you were competing podcasts in that category. By the way, I don't think Joe Rogan should have won in Best Comedy

and I Heart Radio Musical Words, but that's a different story. Yes, he's a comedian, but he doesn't have a comedy podcast. I learned a lot listening to his podcasts, but I rarely, if ever laugh. They are interesting and educational, but not funny. I think he's talking out Joe Rogan. Anyway, Yours is all of the above, and I will be voting for you this year if we get nominated. Let's not put

the cart before the horse, people. If you still want Bill Burr as a guest, then now might be the better time, with more of an audience and more time before the I heart awards. So he is suggesting we go back in and ask him again because we're more. I'll email this guy to tell him we are the we are the Comedy Best Comedy Place, Second Place, Comedy

Award nominated. Now, speaking of being nominated for an award but not winning, we have a problem with giving someone an award trophy, like just like like we tweeted about the congratulations on fifth place. You know they do that for kids, your kid, right, everybody on their team gets a trophy and you might see it there on the mantel, like, oh, what did Timmy get that trophy? Participation participation he was he was in it. He was in it, he was there,

he showed up right. Um, that's bullshit. But we got one today. I know. That's where I was going with. So the Marconi Awards. Uh probably the Spruce Spruce is coming in? Hold on, you want to come in? Spruce? Uh yeah, hold on, he hates coming in. I'll have to tell you to Marc coming in. Yeah, but he's calling me like a maniac. I know I only do everyday. Wait a second past, Okay, you can sit down, have a seat. Was a broken as chair. So we were just talking about and you can tell me what you need.

We were just talking about how Elvis Strand in the Morning Show what translation Elvis Duran got nominated for a Marconi Award, which is like the Oscars of radio. It is the biggest award you can get. Although the you know, like this other shows like the Oscar is like the Golden Globes and the things. They used to be an awards show in New York called AIR Awards, which stood for Achievement in Radio, and they had a parody category award and the show was only together for like six

seven years. I wanted every year they ever had the award. I wont every parody of the year award, Air Award. I have the glass trophies all over my house, not participation. And then they you know what, not bragging. They ended the awards. They don't do them anymore because I broke the awards. So Mark Coney, we didn't win. Apparently Ryan Seacrest's Morning Show won the award. Heart Family, the judges, the panel, the people, the academy voted, uh, Ryan Seacrest

this year's winner. But today then now a box showed up with the Marconi as the return address. The Marconi Awards. People wasn't here, so it's already saying announced the winners today. And on the same day they announced the winners shows it said nominee Awards, a congratulations on being nominee plaque, a giant hand engraved and everything. So now he has a plaque that says you didn't win. Basically, but would you display that? Now? Are you asking me or Elvis?

Just a general question. I may take it out of the garbage and display it. That's not getting a trophy for fifth place? Yeah, we just talked about. Is that something to be proud of? Now here's the thing I would if that, because that's the conversation peace. Somebody coming the room didn't win? What the funk man? Why didn't you win? Right? I used it as a cutting board right by the way, we have to talk about a

cutting board in a second. Uh, if it's said Elvis durand in the morning show, since we are all part of the end of the morning show, I might be like, I might take it as like, wow, the showman got nominated. But since it says Elvis Duran, we're not part of that.

So if I took it would look like I took it out of the garbage for him, which would be what I did, because it's in the garbage, right and so, uh no, I don't think I mean he says Elvis durand doesn't say Elvis Duran in the Morning right now, because he was like personality of the year, and so he is nominated. But you guys are part of that, and so that's the other part of this whole thing. Yeah, I mean, well it's it's he's the recognized figure. We're

just in the morning. And because because the show wasn't not it wasn't a show nominated his personality. I'm gonna talk to Elvis about this. It wasn't his fault. Well, yeah, he had nothing to do with it. He didn't even apply to be nominated. The problem I have is the fact that they sent us a participation congratulations for not winning. Hey, you know what, here's a photo of that girl that you didn't get to date with the guy she's yeah,

this guy's banging her. But maybe we can get maybe you get Ryan Seacrest to autograph the plaque that says you are nominated. Here's what they should have done. He should have sent out the nomination plaques a month ago, so you were excited to own it. Then when you don't get the follow up, you're like, at least the half the bed. It's like a high school ring in college. Why don't you wear a high school ring in college? Because now you're in college over already cares when you

went to high school downgrade. You want a high school ring, you get like a month of enjoyment out of it. Can I ask you as a question, Yeah, what are you guys doing in here? Well, we got kicked out of our regular studio. Why because at this time if we when we do the podcast on Friday's, we suffer. We suffer the consequence studio studio is being used for the Elvista Ran best of show Talk Again, it's not Elvis Good. And by the way, you're this chair is pathetic.

That's Spruce is sitting on. Yeah, I keep taking five inches. Normally I would take a picture. Spruce looks like he's sitting at the big person's table, but six Thanksgiving. Yeah, so the microphone is actually at his eye level and he's sitting his breasts are below the counter level my breast, your breast level, your breast where your nips are below counter level. I'm sorry, you know, I'm sorry. We took sensitivity.

The upper part of your abdomen, the part above your stomach, below your neck, is below the counter line from what I would imagine. I'm not making eye contact really at me spect you as a person lower or however you identify yourself. We can get up a couple of old school phone books and like probably problem. I'll tell you it's not as bad as my chair, which looks like somebody took a bite out of the arm pad. There's these full armrests that are missing. The fuck would destroy this?

Look at the look at the teeth marks in this armrest. You know how did it get this? I bet you Ryan Seacrest don't have chairs like that. But even regular wear and tear on this ship shouldn't have a result of a chair like this. Okay, and this mean this is pure if somebody abused this in defense of these chairs. This is the studio that the elvistra In Morning show used to use from two thousand eight to two thousand fourteen,

roughly eight. We moved into this building in April two eight right, you're right, okay, and so for six years, an eleven year old chair when we're right, And whenever Elvis would get mad, he would throw these chairs. He would throw them and dare, damn, the chairs aren't that heavy. Okay, okay, so he pulled pull it. Chris Brown. Brown used to throw chairs at the hotel when whoa let's talk about sensitive men not inappropriate? Well didn't, didn't he? Chris Brown?

Glass window? I spoke to you know, I know, right? Do you think the record label makes Chris Brown watch the sensitivity videos? Probably the harassment videos? You what was your favorite video? Mine was the two women who were talking about getting pregnant and then the guy was offended. Which was your favorite of the videos? Who asked the girl with the Spanish the Hispanic if she wants to keep the time slot? Maybe it's the warehouse guys, Oh yeah, I got sex this weekend? And then he girls you

know not everyone finds that funny. And they were doing the finger when the guy's like, hey, did you get you this weekend? He's like NonStop and the guy giving the finger guns like yeah, that could be like he's pulling a gun, I'm sorry, finger pointing finger. He was definitely doing finger guns even though Okay, so for a second. Let me let me get back. We gotta read a couple of things. Uh, Danielle bras Twitter is a browser. I don't know that's that's She sent us a picture

of a sticker from our supermarket. It's Cadbury Bars half price five cents. They wore two dollars. Send the chocolate. That is not that is not have price. Um. We got a sign sent to us. It said land for sale three quarters of an acre. And every word in the sign only is spelled wrong. Appointment is spelled wrong. By is spelled wrong. It's terrible. Um, but I wanted a read. I have a free dessert story. It's very brief from uh. Friend of mine ordered three hockey sticks

from Warrior. All three came in and we're not the sticks he ordered. After emailing the salesperson he bought them from, he was offered free of charge shipping for the wrong sticks back to them. I told him he was getting boned with that deal. Typed up this email for him and got him free dessert. Said here's what you're gonna do for me? In the email. His friend took over. Because three sticks and three you give me the three sticks, that's not good. Here's what you're gonna do for me.

Instead of the three of the correct sticks, you're gonna send four for the price of my original order. I like Warrior Sticks, but I will not be so inclined to reach out to you next season if I simply get a free of charge shipping to send you the wrong stuff back. Please let me know, thank you, And then they wrote back, Matt, please let me know when the incorrect sticks are on their way back, and I'll send out a fourth stick with a hoodie for your troubles. Well,

here's another free dessert story from Dana Daily. She wrote out, g D M me Brodie, thank you so much for giving me the cards to speak up when I received bad service. Uh a pizza establishment took an hour and thirty five minutes deliver my food, even though the app said forty two fifty two minutes. Not only that, but it was the wrong order and everything was hard and cold. I called the store and they were only going to give me a refund at first. Then I said to myself, wait,

what would Brody do? I said, here's what you're gonna do for me. New food is currently on the way, along with my refund free dessert for the wind. Wow. So the guys have really great fans. Katherine Katherine Trumbach sent us a picture of an egg slicer. It says egg slicer kitchen uh kitchen utensil sale that was a regular price, and then under it as a big sale sticker. Scare you see that it says on sale eight dollars and nine cents eight dollars and nine cents original price seven.

I love it, all right, so we have to do by the way, now I have a couple more. I want to do a free ship for us real quick, and then I want to do an on dead and something and then we'll be done. Okay, all right, I will save more emails for next week. All right. The Brooke good Boys they love to give me stuff free set for us. You can always send us free ship.

What free ship for us? Sending Browny and Scary Scary and for us Good Boys Podcast two Avenue of the Americans for us a Scary Jones, New York City one zero zero one three. Right, you probably should address it to w H t Z, yeah, because that's that's because people don't know the Brooken Boys. So we got a letter here from someone. By the way, I believe the same person. His name is Mason. Mason Smith will give

a shout out. He works for a wine distributor, and we'll be sending me wine for my wife based on the fact. Oh, I have to update you on what happened to my wine. I haven't got it yet, so I'm gonna get it next week. So next week I'll give you the update on on on the wine I shipped because I couldn't get Okay, now, what what is that there that that's free ship for it says to the Brooklyn boys. I'll keep this short. You both are truly fucking awesome. Thank you, Mark the podcast explicit thank

you for keeping us entertained. I hope this got to you both in one piece, which it did. I made this on behalf of the slices. Keep up the great work, and I fucking love you guys, Sincerely, Sliced for Life. He wrote something really really nice about please do not read this on the podcast another thing, but it was basically about how we've helped him, so that's good. He loves so. He sent us a picture of him working on this. He sent us what looks like like a

carving board. It's about fifteen by I would say eighteen by fifteen he carved out the lettering for the Brooklyn Boys. I love that. How great is that? Now I'm gonna I'm gonna keep this as my nomination prize my block. Now the keep in mind, we love you, Mason, but there's only one of these and there's two of us, so we're gonna keep it in keep right. This will be next to us when we record from now on

and hit us over the head. You know what. Scary He's going to post the picture because he has more Twitter followers, Instagram follows like, Okay, that's important, so let me we have one more. We're gotta play this jingle. Gotta play the jingle. Cody's running the board right now. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. No, because people, you know what I'm gonna read. So I'm gonna read every tweet and we'll see what side they fall on. It's gonna be because he only reads the every tweet. I

promise you, they don't. You know what, the people that agree with me don't copy you. That's the really, So did you screenshot yours? No? Because because let's see what the people are saying. Okay, so let's let's see people. Are you guys listening to order? You heard the story about Scary buying dinner going half a great tea? Uh sorry at Scary Jones. It was nice of you and t to pick up dinner because math, but that definitely doesn't count as David Brody' steak dinner as slice for life.

He's trying to get into the sta dinner. Hold on, hold on, hold this guy from and that was from Jason regals Burger or Reichelsberger. There you go. He's one of the tribe left Burger On a second. He could be chairman. He could be chairman racist, he could be German. He didn't write tribe. Okay, Zach Wheels comes held another one on Twitter, Hold on, Zach, Zach Wheels. After hearing the whole story, here's my comment on the steak dinner fiasco.

Scary needs to spend one night at a restaurant with Brody, preferbably alone with the significant la la without the significant others, and pay for the steak dinner at a place of Brody's choice. Here is rhoda night she writes, definitely think he still owes you a steak dinner. Because you would have gotten something better for for yourself if you planned in advance. One Vasquez is One Vasquez, a member of the tribe turning check out this podcast. The fact is

Scary Jones wanted to steak dinner for David Brodie. He would have said that, right now, hold on, turning the mic off, hold on, alright, hold on, hold on, but you can't jes Pierre also not joish um uh a ship. No, she has a free dessert story that spruces Mike off. Mike off. I put Spruce's Mike back on it. Okay,

here we go, turn it off. Okay, well fed Fred our boy from Cleveland, as one who is extremely familiar with pepper spray, we're talking about, Hey, Spruce, to mess your question, would you say you lived in a tough neighborhood if somebody had pepper spray? Would that make it a tough neighborhood? What would make it? What do you mean taking would you say I lived in a tough neighborhood? Uh? People can pepper spray? Thank you? Thank you? Hi five,

Hi five, Hi five. Give me some of that a neighborhood, like some people have guns and knights that would you're saying if somebody like, hey man, too crazy, Mario, he's got pepper spray. Right, well, there's a reason people are carrying. No scary point was and I know you listened in order. You just he said, I lived in a tough neighborhood. I'm surprised I never got sprayed with pepper spray. And I said, only people getting attacked other ones with the

pepper spray. Right, the tough guys in your neighborhood didn't carry pepper spray. Understand it, like okay, twisting it. That's why I just okay, thank you. The tough people in your neighborhood and around the people in your neighborhood, what did they carry to my neighborhood. You very seldom see a fistfight. What did they carry? Guns? Weapons? Right? So you wouldn't be like that crazy motherfucker's got pepper spray. You wouldn't do that. No, thank you, But okay, but

the way it was phrased, right, thank you. You say carrying, Yeah, I would say there's something going on. There's another thing. You're gonna okay, cruising world, jud Sorry Scary Jones, you

still owe David Brodie a dinner. If you would have brought the dinner when you were supposed to, he would have got his free dessert and it was great Chee's idea to Pavid dinner and he paid half at the first John Smith, Hey, guys, episode hold on, I'm up the episode eight hashtag listening in order, but decide the ghost one, hoping you'll mention my tweet. Thank you John Smith, clown and stop clowning you did. It was awesome you mentioned my name. Thank you guy. Sorry Windy treating me

like a booger right now. You want to hit David. Want to hear I want to hear. Spruce opinion on dinner. Brodie is doing nice steak dinner where he knows he's going to eat the dinner beforehand. Scary dinner. Miriam Peguero on Twitter. Y'all chip in and buy a goddamn stake. But then you told me you didn't pay for the whole bill. It sounds like the beginning of the dinner. It was no mention of your intention to help David

Brody get a steak dinner. Please, poor David Brodie needs a state dinnal pleasing one dollar to the feet of steak that David bun for him but putting the Sarah mclacolin music. Are you waking for a miracle right now? Ready for a miracle, David Brody? This is like this is He's a Sunday service right now? Are you ready to a miracle for the Sunday get David brodio stakekid take ya. If you know David By, you know he's fair.

You can have steak of a cup of coffee. You can a bagel tribute, you can sta yes, yeah, Gilbert right, I have to agree with David Brody. That doesn't Scary Jones hashtag slice for live. You know what he doesn't want to go to you, Christie, Christie k want to wait, says I agree. Scary Jones still owes you a steak dinner at the Brooklyn Boys and Tricia Lo Presty teelaw we love. Do you have any do you have any free dinner? Where's his reward? He's not letting shut the

music off for and vomit? Okay, now here is quickly what happened? Because we're way over here all right? Before you tell the story, Tara or sorry man, David Diner, I heard the whole story for life. Steak dinner. Okay, I owed it. Okay, stop, I owed him a mistake dinner. As we know, just bring everyone up to speed. I didn't know that I owed a mistake dinner. To get about why that's a whole other story. Didn't a steak dinner even though David ordered a steak that's on a

steak dinner just finished to as episode. You guys are kay buy him the damn dinner? So at what ended up happening was in Santa Okay, I owed it a mistake, didn Mobster said, shady jew Mobster, we already know what he said. You could just shove it, he says, we all knew, Scary Jones. This tries to capitalize when steak is an option, so trying to make it even. But you sacrificed so your friends could benefit. When has he

kept that in mind? The steak dinner he takes you out for will make it even hashtake even Yeah, see I tell the story by see see people heard the story first time I tried to spy a mistake dinner and ended up being in a restaurant where we got recognized. Forget about why I got we and then they comped the bill and went out to zero. I put the time, the energy, the effort in, and I even tipped a hundred dollars out of my pocket. I went into the

whole for a hundred dollars. I thought. I thought it was even then, so we even was even diner, But it was. It ended up being free for the bill was free free, and was misteake dinner because I got him five thousand dollars by the way people were by the way, people were very second, I fought with management and got him five thousand left dollars. People were fifty fifty on that. Okay, Now I was sliding over the my side high spruce second. Hold on, hold On had

him a five seconds. For a year and a half, I said, fuck you, we were even. But then in Santa Fe during sweating, okay, fast forward to two weeks ago, I'm like, all right, So I tried once to make it up to him. Whatever we're gonna put that that, let's buy a gone by gone Gregg t and I split a bill at five oh. There was nine nine of us out to dinner, and Gregg he couldn't do math to split the check. So so so true, So he went into pocket and I went into pocket. No,

he said, scary, this is ridiculous. Let's split the check, all right. So I paid three hundred seventy five dollars. He paid three seventy five dollars, and we bought everybody at the table dinner. Brody had ordered his steak dinner. It was it was. It was a sta I didn't even have a drink and we so we paid for Brodie's dinner. He paid for half of everybody. Either way,

I get a half a point, don't get half. I'll take really, I'll tell you half because I because I took a career hit so he could get a five thousand dollar bonus. We want established this. I paid half your dinner. He paid the very last. He paid half of a foty dollar steak. He owes me a fourth star double eagle, two d and fifty seas. You do

it for the did do it for me? I'm not the one he said to me, He said to me some skin when I was laying in the rubble of while I was laying in the rubble of my career in two thousand in two thousand twelve, Oh you just man him. You just the second time I did you missed it before because you all wrapped up in your tweet because I tried to tune out racism. Continue you and your bro bro Okay, at least he didn't maju

me anyway. So while I was laying in the rubble of my career in two thousand twelve, and he had five thousand dollars to spend on his new BMW at the time, he says to me, you know what, I appreciate what you did and take you out to the best steak dinner. You picked the place, and go great dinner. Whatever you want. Everything I said, scared potatoes or grotten potatoes or grotten shrimp cocktail, whatever you want. Everything ran up a huge bill that day. This is what no,

but this is what the offer was. The offer was, I'm gonna take you abayou dinner whatever you want, Santa Fe. I had a little tenderloin right. I didn't know that he was paying, so I didn't order an expensive appetizer. I didn't order a drink and didn't have the chicken liver. I had the twelve dollar pat the cheapest appetizer. It was a little tiny cup of pete. All the other appetizer. Scary ordered appetizers for the whole table. How many people

were there? Nine nine? Big shot, So he wants dinner credit because great t his lack of math forced him into paying half. And then I said, I said, Scary, I owe you like eighty nine bucks for the whole thing. We we divided evenly, even though I had like you said, and he said, the only thing that needs to happen is pain needs to be suffered. You need to be able to feel the pinch on your wallet and put the time in. But you didn't. I did all. I did that at the other end of the table. You

didn't even talk to you all the time. And I spent three hours and I talked to Danielle DeLillo. You sat down by the break when your girlfriend. So it's now about companionship too. That would be nice that you again. Yeah, did you do it for the cause? For the applause? I did it for the cause, he promised, the applause, And this is what I got. I got kind of clap clap I got. He only picked up half to clap alright, By the way, I still didn't do the unused jokes I have. I have a huge rant I

don't know what you want to do here. I want to hit the jingle I'm Spruce. I love you, I love you. Guys, you're no help. I'm you know what? You are officially part of Boys blas Wove for the Car