#95 A Giant Scam & The Boujee Man

at this. We got startup startups right now. Eric Cooke three one five, Hey guys, d D D sending love from Syracuse. Why did d D D? No triple D triple D. It's lodge breasts right there right Yeah, well wait, wait a minute, that guy Fierti Diner's Drive Ins and Dives triple D. That's maybe him, Guy Fiertti looking and by the way, it's pronounced Fiertti where the ours like Fierti, but it's not fierieris Fieriii. Have we told the story about Guy Fierti? How we we helped uh, we helped

launch that guy's career. Yeah, and he he remembers it too, which is cool. So uh. Two thousand six maybe seven. It was the old studio, so I know how to be around that time Food Network. He was a finalist, he was right, so that they emailed me. At the time, I was booking guests and bits for the show, and they emailed me and they said, hey, would you be interested having the four finalists on the first season of

Next Food Network Star? Right? Okay? So I said, well, I don't know if anyone would want to hear these unknown people be interviewed, But how about, since it's our favorite food, if all four of these so called chefs make chicken palm, which our favorite food on the show, make uh their version of chicken palm, and they will judge it and we'll pick the winner of the show, like who we predict will be the winner. And so

they're like, yeah, that's great. Fine, So four people came in whoever, you go back and watch the table, but I forgot who. There was some woman from Arizona who had never made chicken palm or heard chicken palm. So she made this like Southwestern like it was a chicken breast with like a piece of cheese, a dollop of sauce, and like a like a basil leaf. Gotta be honest,

nothing special. It wasn't palm, it wasn't even melted. It was like, I don't I know the ingredients, so I'll just make something with those ingredients and then uh, I mean, let's just go right to it. The best one there. So we're like, oh, the guy with the crazy hair, his is the best. He he's gonna win. And we we thought he was gonna win. We predict you're gonna win based on chicken parme alone. And he won the watch, and he won the contest and now he's a big store.

Now he wins the Food Network, and so he knows that because he came up here the last time. He's like, I know, you guys were behind me the whole time from the beginning. Some people think guy Fierti is basic, and sometimes he could be the laughing stock in the Chef of the Chef world. But when it comes to ratings wise and cleaning up and making money, that guy is has fistfuls of cash. That guy, you know why, because he appeals to the common man and woman. He

appeals to Middle America. That expression always bothered me. No common people, no no offense to people live in middle. But there are common men on the non middle parts. That's true. That's us right, we're common men. Well you're not your boogie not you a born common man? You're shut up. I'm still I'm still common, common like the rapper. Common is common. My parents still live in an attached raw brick. How your parents are as common as they come. You,

on the other hand, not common, dude. I was born into a blue collar family. My father worked for Edison, the electric company. Okay, you you should be a politician, because what you do is you take uh, the third cousin of the question and talk about it. It's like, I don't want to give examples because I get political. But if you ask a politician like, oh, there's a band aid crisis in your in your town, how come

there's no money for band aids. We've got the finest ambulances in in any state in the area, I defy you. What that the cleanest ambulances. We've got sponges the hospitals. Why don't you have any band aids? That's a great question. Our nurses are the most capable. I'm saying is I know you are not a common You know where I came from and I'll never forget my roots, okay, okay, forget my roote, yeah, okay. And then you go and you buy ninety dollar tided shirts and you dress Brooklyn industrial.

No common man dresses with a what a what a John Varvado's jacket. I'm still common. You think about it. If you look at the food chain and the way that people are making money in America. If I look at what I eat and when you eat, I know you go to eat, you are not common. I can't afford what's behind people's wat went to t G I fridays. I can't live. I live in an apartment. I don't live.

I can live in a doorman apartment where with a circular driveway and a revolving door, and your your mailman you have doorman rather tells you Mr Jones, you have a package at the front door, and then you get mad when the Chinese food guy won't come up to your penthouse apartment. No, all I'm saying is this, Yeah, I don't know all you're saying. By the way in the house on the hill, and I don't do people have gated given gated communities they live. You know, you

want to talk about money. I'm talking about money. No, I'm talking about your persona. You want to be the guy in the gated community, you want to be the house on the hill. Listen, I just want my roof to stop. Just scary from the block. Okay, if the block was on Rodeo Drive, if that was the block. No, don't be fooled by the rocks that I go. Okay, that I'm still scary from the blow. That is a great That is a great comparison because Jennifer Lopez hasn't

been Jenny from the Block since she was twelve. She doesn't know to block, she doesn't go to the lock. She remember that commercial for Fiat she did go watch the commercial where she's driving on her old neighborhood. She's never in that car. She was she filmed in Los Angeles, that's a fact. And the car drove around the Bronx. She's not in the car in the club. When she's up in this club. She hasn't been to a club in thirty years. Remember, we had to listen. I'm not

passion j Loo. I like her very much, but we had her on the show and Elvis asked, when was the last time you had a buzzer cheesecake factory and waited for a table. Was she had no clue? But I do because I'm still scary from the block. Okay, when was the last time you went to a restaurant that had a buzzer? Uh? When was the okay, hold on versus, when was the last time you went to a place you had to drop your name? Tell me who you are going to waiting? Let's give the maitre

d well. Okay, are you more likely to go to a restaurant with a matre d or a hostess who's in high school? I'm more likely to go to Defaris Pizza in Brooklyn right now? No, it's as if this recording it's back open again. Can we talk about there? You go to Defaris Pizza because it's the number one ranked pizza, because I want good pizza. But that doesn't mean listen. I go to diners, drive ins, and dives and you don't go to dives. Yes, I know if

it's good. If Guy Fieri went there, I'd go. Okay, Okay, let's get back to Guy Fieri. Them'm not don't want you yet. It was just a whole circular conversation. You watch guy Fiertti. It used to be if you watched the first season, second season, third season, he would go to these places and like you you, if you lived in that state, you knew it, you knew that place. They would know there's a whole book about this, the website.

They would go to the place that had the most unique, unbelievable. Right, but there's not twelve seasons worth of those places in America. And I know, don't tweet me. I know some of them are driving, some of them are dives, and some of them are dying. Right, Okay. Sometimes he just goes, hey, let's go to that place. I hear the meat loaf is good. Oh, look at the meat loaf, and they make it like it's the greatest meat loaf. Show us

how you make the meat. So are you trying to say that that is a thirty Yeah, it's a thirty pluck thirty thirty uh meat and thirty chicken whatever it is via WHOA. So you're saying that I'm not getting top notch places anymore on Triple D. I'm saying that they go to diners where they'll make a big deal about the musica, which is a it's called musaka. I've heard it both ways. Mousaka really yeah, it's like Mufasa from The Lion King. I've been to Greek restaurants. It's

not rarely restaurants that refer to it as musica. It's not musica. Let's you know what. Maybe in the Latino station you're listening to more musica in the morning. Wow, that was scary Jones. Yes it was me because that's pronounced the same way. That's musica. I'm listening to musica and lamanniana. How is pronounced? It's not it's mousaka. You don't want to listen to me. I've heard it both Ways'll make me get the brodiest wrongal jingle I will get.

We'll listen to two different videos. You're listening to some musica. Hold on music, hold on, hold on, God, I know wasting our time. Thanks for clicking this channel. So now when I will talk about how pronounced this word, let's start osaka. Huh hold on, huh hold on. That's one. Let's see if this one is because I've heard it pronounced in an Israeli restaurant. That's a different Okay, different words,

different Greek foods. Look, let maybe here a while. Go to the whole you shrank pipe dots, Peter, he saying skinna copia. It's kinna spanna copy dot. Not what he hold on? Hold on seeing that's fata put it up in a microphone. I don't think this guy's I don't like this guy Russell. I don't think that's okay. What's he doing? Go back to the other guy? He said, Musaka. I heard hold on, hold on? How to say hold on? I heard him. Oh, I've heard it. I'm saying, I'm

not saying it's right a word box. We already went to this guy's seriously hold on Musaka. Yeah, keep going. Thank you. If you've heard it pronounced musica in Israeli restaurants, i've heard it called. Well, they're wrong anyway about gay Fierti enough enough, put the phone down. This place calls it musaka, musaka and musaki okay, okay, I got my gallery opened. Okay, so my gun. That's something that's what you like? You're anyway, I'm not bougie. The point is

about guy Fietti and I. He'll never admit it. We I know places he's been to where they add stuff to the menu to make it look like they solved that stuff. I don't want it. I'm living I'm living a line now, Okay. I thought I really thought that everything was there was was was the real deal. Now you're he's been disingenuous. I don't know. Look, I just know what I was. I was told about a certain diner that we used to go to near where we

used to work. Oh, I know. Okay, So if you work, if you listen, if you watch the five first five seasons, then maybe you're getting I just feel like they're out of the really cool places and they're like, hey, do you have like a burger or something? So, yeah, we we like to put we like to put dog food on a burger. So great the dog burger. Yeah, so's your blend. The meats in that dog food is hugely popular,

wildly successful. I like him very much. And you know what, you invited me to his house and invited you it was He's it. Next time you're in Cali, come out. I got a giant TV. But he's got a pizza. Nice guy, and you know what, he's laughing all the way to the bank. So nobody should make fun of him. Because we know a lot of the Food Networks. Food is very basically lost, and uh, you know what. They all like him, but they like him, but he's the goofball.

He's the goofball of the chef crowd. You know. The only famous person that I know, like legitimately, no, not from working at the radio station, is one of the iron chefs, one of the Food Networks, jeffs Carrian. I used to I was his right hand guy when we were gonna I don't know I've told the story on this. I'm not gonna tell you again if I've already told it, but uh, we together we're trying to open up a coffee division. I did talk about it because he stole

Gapuccino from me. Um. We were gonna put up a coffee division an Old Navy, and I had come up with the name Gappuccino because Old Navy is owned by the Gap Gap Bink, and Cold Navy was the name of the cold drinks that we were going to make, the Old Navy line of drinks. Yeah, but that never happened anyway, all right, Jeffreys, which is why you're still sitting here. That's correct, because that would have been a small fortune for you. I've been Uh, yeah, I've had

some good ideas. You've had some close calls. I've had some ideas that were stolen from me too. So to real Greg Brady, Yeah, I can't remember after ninety five episodes if we talked about that and a couple of we did, and you didn't talk about the other guy. I'm not doing that. No, maybe close to us, not in no one in this room or in the radio show. I had an idea, Yeah, we talked about on the air. Yes, we did. And then they took the idea, ripped it. They did my idea, yea, and they made a lot

of money. And what did you get? What did you get from that great story? Yeah? That's what I got. You know what he did. It's like kid me. He stole a grape soda from you good, We're good. Didn't steal you out. He stole your idea, goes we're good now, and then just walked out. And yes, is the difference. That's what he did. Is the difference. They fucked me on the on the on the on the wantons that

day of the dumplings ever and the cold noodles. I did not fuck him prior to giving him that great idea. I said, it would be a good It would be a good idea which I would like in the in the world, in the marketplace, would be great if we had this. And then all of a sudden he had it. He had it in the marketplace. Yeah. He we good at you and then and then and then we talked about on the air and promoted and he made him He made a million dollars and maybe more, and then

he retired. The guy that's live there working on the day in his life because of Brod's idea, only partially because of my idea. Listen, ship changes in six seconds. It just does, what are you gonna go? And that's all We'll say. I'm not bougie, I'm normal. So we talked about for a quick second second. So then I have to explain something we put up on Instagram and this turned into a news story in the New York

City Tri state area. The I space they are and the reason why we bring it up is because you slice is no it's one of our favorite of Pizza's reads of all time. And they were in the news. So you start. A guy started tweeting us the story, and what happened was they were accused of d and sixties seven thousand dollars. Now that they owed the other government and back they get closed once or twice a year for the Board of Health for Vermin and live road inside. Now the pizza place is in the corner

of a very old building. The place looks like it hasn't been touched in a hundred years, which is the charm of it too. Right now, what's going on onto the floorboards? I don't know. The pizza is always great. The area where they make the pizzas clean. It's the round pizzas good. And if you don't know what Sicilian pizzas, google it because some people don't sure it's square. It's thick, crusted square to and that's where they make that. To me,

uh is where they excel. And what happened with Defarah is because they owe a hundred sixty seven thousand dollars in backtracks is to the government allegedly, um the government shut them down in the middle of lunch the other day and seized the restaurant or pizzeria, closed it up and took it away. And now as of today they're open again. So De Farah is back again. They live

to see another day. I love it. Um, but you know what, Uh, you can't make the mistake of getting around because it's good, but that you go there, don't do it. There's always you know, there's places in your life that, uh, you don't want to get the second best thing. You don't want to go there and go, Oh, they're known for the shrimp. Oh I got the steak. Well, I'll say this. There's a place out of Chicago called a Cheval. Yeah, and it's a burger joint. Okay, sounds bougie.

It sounds bougie. And by the way, they opened one in New York City here and it's literally four blocks three blocks away, Brodie, we should go there for lunch one day. It's a diving spot. Doesn't count as a steak. They're known, they're known for They're known for their burger Asheval burger. But I was reading a restaurant review on a Cheval and they said, you know what what you really need to do is to order the fried Bologny sandwich. And I'm like, get the fuck here. The place is

known for its burger and they're instagrammable burgers. So what do I do, Brodie? I go there? I do that too. Yeah, you go. Then you went to ashval right because they're knowing for my girlfriend. Un boogie brunch. There's nothing boogie about ashval Okay, the name these burger you don't go to Ashaval, Dude. It looks like a fucking diner, that's all it is. Has Guy FIERTI gone there. So you walk in and you get the burger, but I spell ashval ay you oh cheval c h A V A

L something like that, So it's a French place. But no, Brodie, it's a fucking burger man. It's just a burger. Is nothing boogie about it. It just says like you're gonna be you're gonna feel so stupid, and you finally go. Then you realize I'm not going that. Go ahead, it's just diner. So you walk in and you sit down and then I said, you know, at the restaurant reviewer they said something about this fried bologney sandwich. I said, They're like, it's our secret. It's really the best thing

on the menu. But everybody instagram is the burger. You're known for your burger, your that's your legacy. And he's like, you know what, that's the burger is the second best thing on the menu. Order the fried bologne. Trust me, all right, The bologne is housemade. It's a housemade Bolognay, nothing will bologni, by the way, go on bologney. It's like sucking spam, right, but they make their own and then they slice it thin and they put it on the grill and it comes out and I gotta say, oh,

it's so fucking good. The bologne is better than the burger. So there's a rare example of going to a place that's known for one thing and getting something else on the menu that's being touted as great. But it's like a secret weapon at Ashival. The bologney sandwich is better than burger. Well, you know where that's the case. Joe's Stone Crab, because the fried chicken, chicken and Miami. We're going out of Miami. Every goes for the stone Crab.

Stone Crab season. The fried chicken is the secret menu item that is fucking head and shoulders above the stone crab. Okay, give me another place like that, The Palm. The Palm is a steakhouse. The Palm is a steakhouse, right, and it's by the way nationwide at this point, right. So it's p a l m like a palm tree. Right, but when you know me, chicken palm guy. So I went there for steak a couple of times. They have giant lobsters, huge lobsters, but I staid the chicken palm

in the menu. So I I think I was with my wife for this the first time, and I said him to get a chicken palm. And she says, you don't wort a chicken palm in the steakhouse. I'm gonna a chicken palm in the steakhouse. It was fantastic chicken pom. Hold on, you know it is because you've had it to stop playing the nut roll. So uh So one day Elvis tells me he's going to uh the palm for dinner. I gotta get a chicken palm. He's we talking about, you know, a chicken palmer and steakhouse. I said,

order the chicken palmer the steakhouse. You'll thank me. It's a giant piece of chicken. It could be two pieces of chicken cheese together. That's a new way to fuse. I was thinking of of quality Italian. I'm sorry, no, no, no, no, no no no. The palm right, And so he went to coming the next day and he's like, oh my god, you're right. So I went there a couple of times and finally I said, hey, chicken palm here is the best. Then you have do a lot of people order it,

he said, smart people order it. He was, you know, we used to be an Italian restaurant back in the right, I said, really he is. Actually the Italian name of the restaurant is ill Palma, which is the palm, which was a Parma il Parma, which is a town in Italy, Parma, Italy, and we when but because but when we came to America, people didn't back then, you know, immigrants weren't as highly regarded as they are now, and so Italians and Irish people they weren't embraced. So they still to this day

make a mean palm. So they change the name to the Palm to americanize the name. So if you if you go into the palm, order the chicken parm. Right. It's a secret weapon. Right. And if you go to the World Trade Center location of the palm, pictures are painted on the wall which is not boogy. Yeah, but but it's right under the bathroom sign No, it's fine. No, that's somebody restrooms this way. Yes, that's correct, but right

not by the bathroom. No, but it's right by the side, by the host stand or as you would call it. D Right. It's like it's almost like our faces are surrounding the restroom. Signed because it's like these people here are full of shit? Right, who's on the phone? Mom? Hi? Mom uh? I want you to find the new partner before you know you hated your son that before you meet, okay, before you before you get get get going. I want to just say, for all the people that have been

asking me, where's mama, Brodie's right here? Here you go. Now, I got two things before you rip scary and what you want to rip them about. I just want to finish up a story that I didn't tell the finish of when we went to that pizza place near you. What I said, don't get pizza from there because it doesn't look right. Go to the place we always go to. You said, no, I heard it was good, right, and we got we had to pay for meat pol palm with no palm. Who did you hear from a Central

Jersey person? You know? Margot and Maurice were just here, and nobody knows those people all your friends, my mom's friends, Margot. Where are they from? There? From Brooklyn? So they should know good pizza. Okay, so what do you say to them? I told them about my palms where they held the cheese, right, and they still charged you for the pomisan. Now, now tell me tell everyone listening, how was the sandwich from

the place that called Brooklyn Grandma Slice Brooklyn Pizza? And I had all those problems when I went to pay for the food. Awful, awful? The sandwich was two dead meat balls. Wow. Now you look like they belonged to scary Wow. Does that mean Margot ow's your money back because she gave me bad advice? No, she didn't tell me to order a meat ball sandwich. She told me to what a pizza? Yeah? The pizza looked sand which was mine? That was extra. It was definitely my I

told you it was pizza. It was not a good looking pizza. Yeah, Well, who knows the slice better than you? Nobody knows pizza better than Alright, So moving on you I made you listen. We were listening to episode right when you listened to last week's episode with Gandhi and scary and you have some words still green rats are still coming out my ears, green rats. Tell him this

is the thing your favorite song. Weird way I thought the last time I ran that that scary gout my message, that cut out this crap with this only child shit. I don't want to hear this crap only because my boy is superior, because he's an only and I don't need to hear that. My son is a savage kind of practice. That's a savage if you take savage. I like if Dan savage, and I think he's adorable. If I if you had a cupcake on the table right and I put it would be more delicious if your

feet were near it. It would be like it was sprinkled with gold. Yeah, that's a mom. That's a reference, by the way, to last week when Gandhi was in here with that he wouldn't eat the brownie because my son's feet were a little bit in the vicinity of brownie. It was in the atmosphere, not even not even close. Those adorable little feets with those curly toes that perfect. Yeah, that's my mom, that's what happens. His feet and my thumb were the same size all right, Ma, Ma, let's

stick to the focus here. Man says, I was raised a savage because I didn't have any siblings to teach me otherwise. That's right, because you know what in the sibling world, Mama Brodie, when you have to share the siblings working out amongst themselves. And then listen to me, why does he need siblings to teach him anything when he's got a mother who's a teacher. Yeah, the problems got one on one he got. That's the profile. If I'm a savage. You're saying my mother raised the savage. No,

the problem that I have savage blood. The problem is, Mama Brodie, is that he got one anymore. I'm disowning you. I'm disowning you. Don't call me mama, Mrs Brodie, Miss Brodie. I hate the title. Okay, you're Mrs Brodie, Mrs Brodie. You he you gave him one dent of your attention, and therein lies the problem. My mother only gave me barely. Oh God, that's my mother, that's the problem. And she saw you were quality. We had three or there were three of us, three kids still aw my sister, my brother,

and me. That was the accident that nobody blamed b story was born before his parents got married. My brother. That's not true either. My brother was the oops baby. But either way, I only got thirty three of my parents attention, and I had to I had to understand that there was this thing called sacrifice. I had to understand it was you know that that that Sometimes my brother was right, sometimes my sister was right. I couldn't win every fight and argument the way your son, your

son needs to do. My child seven. Yes, I got a weekly basis. He's fighting with a woman. He Gandhi is a woman, and he would not allow her to win. She was She had a great point. Are you are you saying she should win because she has a vagina? That's you're not letting my mother win no vagina longer? God give you were such a great teacher, you wouldn't let You would let him know to have respect for women,

and he respect women. I respect women to know that if they're wrong, I don't pretend to think they're right. But you see, I don't patronize when it's your opinion. Gandhi. Gandhi had a very valid point. Okay, are you being respectful to my mother? Who's your elder as a woman and coming at me, you said, what kind of teach you? What do you know about Gandhi's point? You're not supposed to know about Gandhi's point. At first, I was in the room. I lived it. I saw what happened. My

mother just made a clearest joke. I think you missed. Good job, okay, good, all right? Got you. My son was a little boy he said to his dad, Dad, I wish you were a little taller, David, Why do you say such a thing. I'm six ft two and a half. I'm tall, so all right, why do you need me to be taller? And he said, Dad, if you were taller, everything I say wouldn't go over your head. True. I said that I was three years old, bottom line listening.

But it's going over your head. You're not getting the message. Yeah, my mother raised me. Well, Hannon, sult my child and get away with I have proper I can if if if the facts are there. He's not right all the time. He's not right all the time. Sometimes sometimes he is, And the fact that you can't admit that it leads me to believe that maybe you're the problem. He's never wrong. Oh no, I didn't. He says, I'm wrong all the time, and my mother is not an only child, but not

this time. This time, he didn't do anything wrong. He just sprinkled the room with photo. Nothing wrong with that. You know what. Go back and listen to episode and you tell listen he listened. Listen to order. We can we can? We call it? No, this is this is your punishment. I'm never going to a met game with you. Never. I'm going to the met game with someone who calls

my son a savage. I'm going to recommend when he renews his contract for the next seven million dollars that he'd take in a new partner and it will be the Brooklyn Boys, but somebody else. You can get somebody in a minute. Whatever. Alright, alright, alright, real quick, you had a grumble you that's something you wanted to complain about, real quick? Your orange juice problem. Oh sure, I gotta give you an introduction I had. I didn't have it produced, but I gotta right here we go. Don't hold it

against Me's get ready to grumble. I think I have to pay for that. You know, when you buy a container of milk, A half gallon of milk is sixty four rounds. That's the legal definition of a half gallon. And when you buy orange juice, any brand, Tropicana, Florida Naturals, sixty four ounces is what you got. And then one day I noticed my orange juice is fifty nine ounces out right, it looks like a sixty four ounce. It looks exactly the same. But five ounces are missing. Okay,

I can deal with five ounces missing. Things missing too. Same price recently, yes, price the same. Recently I go to buy orange juice again. Guess what, it's only fifty two ounces. Now two ounces are missing. It's no longer sixty four ounces, it's only fifty two And which all of them each other, They're in coodsky. They're all in codsky. It's a conspiracy. I think it's a foreign government meddling in our juice production. So you think, so is there

now a sixty four in ounce that's more money? There is no stow you. They're just giving you less for the same price. Imagine every sold company looks exactly the same. So this drives me crazy because I love orange juice and I can't start my day without orange juice. So the sixty four as used to last me at least a week. Now, three days I'm done, and she's paying the same price. Three days I'm done. We've got it, We've got you know. Is there a shortage of Florida Orange?

The way someday Scary you and I going to be complaining about kao pectait, Yes, Like there isn't the price that er at all? Well, this is what goes on, shrinking the chocolate barber, shrinking everything. The coffee. They forget about that. You don't don't get me started on that stuff. The candy baring everything is small. It's the candy bar thing to any bars here used to be a lot better names Hershey, okay, used to be much bigger. And now I'm paying the same price maybe more for hershey

bar that's smaller. That's like we got to get George ka stands it to talk about the shrinking. Yeah, all right, I think we're gonna let you go on that note. I think we can let Scary off the hook a little bit because you agree with you on the try. But then we're wrapping it up. I was only I love you to give you. You can still call me mam. I never apologize. You be a little bit of a savage, but don't say it publicly. Thank by. So we have a lot to do and a little bit of time.

I mean, we've got more time. But yeah, you know, why are you are rushing us to end here? You got to do? You know how last week I read all those really bad resumes and cover letters from the interns. Yeah, I actually have a good interview scheduled in a little while. Uh twenty minutes, fifteen minutes, something like that. All right, So then we we better put the pedal to the medal, all right. So I'm not gonna get blamed for for not getting something. But I got a couple of things

I wanted to touch on. Um and I have something to touch on. Keep hands off me, all right, so we will alternate. Uh, this was a grammar police thing. You want to get the grammar police here. It's just one. We got a lot of them, but this is the one that really bothered me. Gram a pololice, let's do it,

all right, police, what's going on? I don't have a lot of them, but this one caught my attention because the person who tweeted it, you know who you are, was really funny in the description of the problem sign in front of a restaurant. It starts off storry for the inconvenience. Now, the tweeter pointed out, they nailed it on the word inconvenience, a very tough word to spell. They spelled it right. So the sign says sorry for the inconvenience. But right now we is out of Ham.

We is out of hand. They would we is out of Ham, so instead of we are out of Ham, right, but they got inconvenience right. I like that. You have a grammar police there, No, I do not. I I there was a sign I had. I had a smartass signed that somebody found from Jane Vic of course, one of our favorites. He gives us free pizza from time

to time. Um he's so signed that said by one burger for the price of two, and receive a second burger absolutely free, which is h h. It's pretty much one burger for the price of two, double pay, right, you get a free burger, right exactly. But it's not a grammar police. That's just a funny sign. I like that. Now, this is not grammar police, but we're talking about things that make no sense. A right, uh police, I'm gonna read what it says, and then I'm gonna read you

a hashtag. So I was looking at a Twitter account for the track team of a school. Okay, you guys can look it up, becau. I'm gonna take you a hashtag in a minute. Congrats to the four by eight reel eight team, and they list the names of the people fifth place sectional finish tonight hashtag win the day, win the day they finished fifth. Hey, you don't win the day. You're you're a loser. You're a loser. You lost the day by four other teams. Here's the next one.

Congrats to the third place sprint team led by this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy hashtag win the day. Yet not not a winner. You know, you don't don't win the day you came in fifth the day that's thestag fifth day. That's a generational problem because this is this goes to add to everybody's a winner, everybody gets a trophy, everyone gets to run the basis. Look, if there was three in a tie score, everyone's a winner. If if there were three hundred track teams, right and

you finished fifth, put yourself on the back. But you don't win unless you win, right, You're a loser. Congrats to the four relay team fifth place sectional finish tonight hashtag win the death by the way. Single Mother by Choice wrote to us and said, what's wrong with this caption from Ikea? And it's a picture of a bedroom set and the caption says, a tale of two twins in a bedroom. Oh, I saw that. Get out of here.

Unless the twins aren't related. If there are two people that happen to be twins, right, but they're not from each other, from the same mother, but they're in the same kid's bedroom, So then there's just twins. But it's just twins. It's twins. There's no two twins now. If it was two triplets, that'd be fine. That means one's missing and you're letting people know exactly. Okay, speaking of wrong, what's rule number one about correcting people? Be right? That's correct?

So today on the Big Show, Elvis Right in the Morning Show, Elvis asked me why the World Series is called the World Series when the whole world doesn't compe eat in the World Series. Get the Little League World Series is called the Lily World Series? Right? And why is that? Well? I gave two reasons. One, when the World Series was created intree other countries weren't playing baseball, and as Americans, you know what, we like to make

ourselves the center of the universe. So we called it the World Series because at the time it was everyone in the world, because we were the only ones playing the game. Right. The Little League World Series not only was created at a time when other countries were playing baseball, but it involves other countries, Asian countries, Australia, right, Okay, South Africa. I think competes um different countries from around the world that play in the Little League World Championship.

So I go in the air and I say this, and somebody says, no, Actually, it's called the World Series because the first World Series was sponsored by the World newspaper. That's one of those stories that sounds legitimate, but it is not. You'll see well or if you knew it

the way. The term World Series came about when the owner of the Pittsburgh Pirates ask the owner of the Boston Red Sox, the winners of the American League Pirates in the National League, why don't we play each other in a World's Championship series, which they eventually shortened to the World Series. Okay, Now, this is one of those things where people think it sounds right, so they go around telling everybody, Hey, just so you know, this is

what that really means. Right. So we went through this on the Morning Show about six months ago, where we were talking about where the term break a leg came from. Now I'm not gonna tell you where it came from. You can look that up. It has to do with bad luck versus good luck. But people, somebody came up with this idea and then people repeat it and they go, that sounds Legit must be true break a leg. Well, when you break a leg, what happens you put your

leg in a cast. So it must mean if you're going to audition for a Broadway show, if you want to be in a cast. By the way, that's wrong. There's always people that when you say when the term golf come from, they'll go, you know what that stands for, don't you? Gentle gentlemen only ford, No, it doesn't. It's not any most it's a misconception. It's a misnomer. Right, They wouldn't come up with a word that nobody says gentlemen only ladies forbidden. That's not that's not no, golf

is the Scottish word for club that's been bastardized. In this pronunciation, golf club is technically redundant. Truth. Truth. My point is you're gonna correct people. Be right. That sounds like it's welcome. You've got mail, but the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. That's our address. Casey, who doesn't want his last his or her last name on the podcast, says, uh, I'm catching up on episode eighty nine hashtag lis and in order. I have kind of

a weird situation I need help with. I was at my friend's house while she was talking to her brother and she said pin number. I wanted to correct her, but I was not in the conversation. So I bit my tongue because I didn't want to be interrupting. Uh be the interrupting intern, other an intern, but they both continue to say it, so I had to say something. I did. Now here's the question. Should I have interrupted or should I have just let it go? I am

remember I am an intern. Mm hmmm, I wouldn't interrupt. Yeah, you wouldn't know why. Um. I think it's frowned upon by most people, not me, but most people. If you point out their mistakes. Yeah, you guys know each other. James Martin, Uh, I wanted to make this joke. Elvis was talking on the air on The Big Show about vanilla ice cream and made the point to Alex that Alex likes vanilla ice cream. Then a caller called in and said espressing her love for vanilla ice cream, and

Elvis says, I stand behind anyone who likes vanilla. I was laughing to myself and just wishing someone on the show would have said, yeah, you sure do. Like they're making jokes in their living room. By the way, it's a good chance I wrote that on a piece of paper and he didn't read it right. James Martin in Pennsylvania, Thank you so much for that. Uh. Nick doesn't want his last name read on the air. Started from zero. I'm almost all cut up, caught up. I'm a cop.

I listened to you on my commute. No, I haven't had water dumped on me at work. Where is that from? That's from an episode? No, no, no, no, no. In New York, unfortunately, people have been dumping water on New York City Police office. Yeah. No, I haven't had water dumped on me anyway, I'm currently waiting for a reply from six Flags, trying to get free dessert because several rides were shut down with my friends and I visited

and I haven't received an email back. It's been two weeks, actually longer now it's been about a month and a half. Attached as a photo from an ice cream stand at Hobey Beach on Long Island. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think there should be an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, not a question mark, hashtag, grammar police. What does it say? Please? Cannot it's it's just a sign, I don't know whatever. It shouldn't be there, right,

It should be a question mark. Anyway, This person is covering two things and what she he wants to know? How long should he wait for six Flags to get back to him? A couple of weeks? Well it's been a month and a half, so now what Yeah, you just move on? Suck it. He can't go back on it, can't complain. I would call it's been a month and a half ago, my friends and I were there and all the rides were shut down. I would go, by the way, is it is it really six flicks fault?

If the rides were shut down. I mean, if it was bad, well, if he's talking about less, if he's talking about last week, because there was an electrical storm that was Severn Severn weeks okay, so a couple of okay, so yeah, right, so les get money back everybody they gave everybody comps to the to the park on this day they didn't. Well, then he should put right. But how many rides have to be shut down for you

to say I want my entrance feedback? I can assure you if I was there, whatever ride was shut down was my favorite. But sir, those are kidny rides that I love. Yeah, your favorite ride? Um, okay, keep up the great work. Don't change the thing because some of these fucking snowflakes found something offended. Okay, so they want us to go. I think I think he meant offensive offended. He might have meant that, but he didn't write it. Question all right? No nope, nope, nope, nope, he has angela.

Well what was that? No nope, nope, no no it was I just read that it was from casey uh Taco Bell Drive drough Can I address this separately before you read that this is no, this is an old one. This has nothing to do with what I'll address one. Just that, okay, Slice for Life. Recently, in a talk about drive through place in order, pulled to the window after paying the person to the window and asked us

to pull forward and then back again. Nobody in the truck could figure out why, but I knew told them it was because us of the timer as we were backing up to the window. Because remember, because you roll over a certain point with your tires and it starts the timer, and then you back up again and it resets their timer. They're being clocked in the background. They still asked when we got to the window, and sure enough it was because of the timer. I knew because

of your podcast. Keep making the podcast, please, I can't wait for the new episode every week. Thanks for making me laugh, Craig. Now, in an unfortunate, unrelated note, a story came about last week and this is this is track. This was out of the music. Yeah, this was out of californ And then I'm going to hope this person was not a listener of our show. I don't think they were. While I understand that we've talked about getting upset not pulling your car forward and that the f

and you have to drive through. I know you guys are smart enough and sane enough not to let this happen. But a guy was driving through Taco Bell and they asked him to pull up. He didn't want to pull up, got into some words with the person there, and he shot him. Now the person is alive. I didn't kill the guy, but he took it too far. So, Uh, if you are that guy and you are a listener of our podcast, you didn't You didn't hear that from us. All we said was don't pull up, didn't tell you

to get violent. I'm assuming they're not there, not from any place where we we broadcast from what two and uh, you know, I know Podcaster National. I hope we were. We did not inspire that anyway. That being said, uh, continue to not be taking advantage of at your local drive through place. But yeah, backing up and pulling forward and everything. Man, just make the food faster, right Madison Taylor said, Um, she's on episode number seventy two right now, anyway, scary.

I loved your rants about the TV. That's so messed up. How the delivery guy wouldn't bring up the TV and force you to come outside to get it. Hashtag fuck your delivery man. Yeah, you're a boogie apartment he want to come up, Fuck you man. Kevin Kozlowski said he just got a delivery that was the wrong order. I drunk, so it took me a while to realize it was the wrong water. By the time I did, I already ate some of it and figured, okay, this will be

my dinner since it was a comparable meal. Then the restaurant called. I debated if I should channel my inner brody and act like it was not okay the man the meal I ordered and free dessert, but I didn't because as much as I love here and all his rants, I natury roll with the wind, more like scary full

slice on the way halfway through. That's Kevin Kozlowski, So he was drunk, accepted the wrong order, ate the ship anyway, but wanted to know if he should have went back in and screamed at them, saying, you gave me the wrong food. You call up having them bring you the right food. Yeah, but he ate someone else's order, he says, got dinner once they brought it there, you're out. He still got dinner, though he didn't get the dinner. He wanted that's that problem that he ate the dinner, not

his problem, So you should eat the dinner. And then fucking go in and say. I wanted to say, if I get the wrong Chinese food delivered right, if I get something that if they gave me rose poklo main of vegetables, you're gonna eat it anywhere. I'm want to pick the vegetables out. At least I'll pick the pork out. I'm not gonna send it back on touch. They can't resell it, so you're gonna eat it anywhere. I'll lead a third of it. And then go, oh the vegetables,

I can't. I tried. Dude, You're fucking fucking you are savage. You hear that, Mama Bronie, your son is sap big talking when she's not here. The call next week. No, we don't need this anyway. Um, and then um, just a couple of small ones here. Uh Luis Funis wrote we need more of the Jersey Kid, and then he made a graphic of our logo put the Jersey Kid in there, and he wrote the Brooken Boys podcast with Scary and Brodie with the Jersey Kids Happen that it's

not happening. Um and while a lot of people uh uh yeah, a lot of people addressed thanks you, thank you, James Short, thank you also as Town Illinois about the taco bell thing that you would talk very good. So I have an email I want to read and uh, I got some unused jokes and I want to talk about the Instagram picture of you with it. Well that's what I wanted, right, do we Yeah? I think it. Let's just read this email and we'll come back, all right. So you know is uh is a code word for

did we take a break? Okay? Yeah, okay, okay. So you guys know, I sell stuff on Facebook. I sell stuff on Craigslist. I got stuff laying around, I gotta sell it. So my kids outgrew a bicycle and they didn't really write it lots in great condition. So I put it up on Craigslist to sell the bike. Now, if you've never been any on Craigslist, usually you'll click on the ad and it'll say email the person. Right.

It comes in anonymously, right, and it'll say you'll say hey, I mean now, if it's a scam, it'll say I'm interested in item. That's some guy doesn't speak English. That's the scam. I'm interested in the item. Now you say what it is. You don't say the item, then I know it's a scam. So the person writes back normally, Hey, i'd like to buy the bike. Is there a day next week I can get it? Or hey, I'll give you thirty instead of forty, or fifteen instead of seven.

And the five that trying to hug hand. Uh you know Boglia hanolia. Right. So here's the email I got. Now keep in mind Craigslist at the time. The way it works is they come and get the thing from you, whether they meet you at the burger king or or a parking lot of of a target, or they come to your house. They come to you. This is what I get. I A I, I G H D I. So let me know what day you can bring it to the path downtown. Leave name and number the letter

J period that's his name. I, So let me know what day you can bring it to the path downtown. Now leave name and number. First of all, you don't leave your name and number in an email. You leave it on a voicemail. What does that leave name and number? How do you start an email? I second of all, Now does he live near the New Jersey Path station and I'm supposed to know what he means by downtown or does he live by a path that leads to a stream downtown? No, I don't the path. He didn't

capitalize the word path. I don't know if it's the path train. My point is I So let me know what day you can bring it to the path downtown. Leave name and number J period. So I wrote back, are you serious? He wrote back, you h yeah, you h uh yeah? Why the second off? What's the second off for? Say that scary in somewhere where it makes sense? U h space? Y e A space? Uh? Uh yeah? What's the second off for? He's leaving me hanging? Then

he signs it J period. So I wrote back, So you think I posted a bicycle on craig keep your mind it's an anonymous Uh you think I posted a bicycle on Craigslist because I want to bring it to some unknown train station that you described as downtown, which means nothing to me. I'm sorry, but if anything, I would need you to come pick it up here. If you can't understand, um, if you can't understand or a blige by Blige. Bide by those rules, then this isn't the bike for you. Thank you have a nice day.

Put a u H at the end because that's the only language you understand. So hero back. So no, oh god, you sounds like you're dealing with like an eight year old kid. So no, uh no, no the answers no j period uh that's what I gever trying to sell a bikeer on Craigslist. Consider consider the audience. Consider this. Are you implying that anyone he uses Craigslist is not bright? No? I think there's scammers on Craigslist. I think the guy was gonna rob you. I've sold a lot of good stuff.

If you want to rob me, come into my house of some consciout tickets. I see consciut tickets. Never exactly, never, never ever. If you're listening to this and you get nothing else from this podcast, let me tell you better getting concert tickets on this podcast than from craigslist. Do not, ever, ever, by answer tickets fucking football, baseball, whatever it is, do not buy tickets off of Craigslist. Nine out of ten times it's a scam. You have no idea how many

people contact the radio station. My kid can't go to the expense. And then they and then they said they always send me free tickets, and right because they want free tickets from us, because you know, to make up for their scam. And I always ask what was the source? How did you get scammed? Did the person gets you in public that they get you with a train station and they do it in person, And always like, no, I bought them off Craigslist. It's always a scam on Craigslist.

Do not do it on stub hub, seat geek, go to any one of those, not sponsors, not sponsors, you can mostly don't quote me. But you can usually get legitimate tickets from eBay, can you, Yeah, because you have to upload them and you have to put in the information and an eBay verifies that purchases is always a fucking scam when it comes to tickets. But selling a bicycle, you can sell a bice of course, it's it's a tangent, it's it's a thing, right, you're you're you're getting the

goods right there. But with a ticket, then they're fucking halfway there. Someone's going I bought a counterfeit bike. It was a piece of paper there in the path. Train and you're trying to get in. An hour later, you're trying to get to your seats, and it's like invalid tick and valid ticket. No good, no good, because don't do it, only buy it from legitimate resellers. Well, we'll

talk about how Scary got scammed right after this. Hey, this is Sebastian Manascalco and you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Scary and Brody. Now I didn't get scammed. Hold on, we just go back to what played about a minute ago. A commercial just played. Okay, that, but I said, about a minute ago, you played Sebastian Manna Scalco talking about our show. I had him record a Brody and Scary and a Scary and Brody. I like, do we only picked the Brody and Scary and Brodie one?

We're gonna play one one at a time. Usually, though you play both in the course of a podcast. You didn't play another one first. I played the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody and Scary earlier. Yeah, but that's that was a new one. Did who put that in? Who loaded that? It's been I don't know. No, I got a new one. I got him to record a new one. This week you did, yeah, because he did one over the phone the last time. That was no, that was no, he did it in person. He did in person, so

he's done it first three times. Now, Oh he didn't remember good. I don't remember either. So I got another one where I had him do all of our names again, both of our names. Okay, here you want me to play fair. Hey, this is Sebastian Man Scalcle and you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody and Scary. Now, if you check my instant that Brody Scary who so last week if you're following along on our social media at David Brody and at Scary Jones. Either way, the

rand Show, everyw this was everywhere? Should we start from the end of the beginning? Started start from the bottom. Now we're here, all right, So we were out for a there's a text it just came in looking forward to this episode number hashtag Daniel Jones. Okay, let's start there, all right, So we're all the whole morning show is

out to lunch. Elvis took everybody to lunch on Monday. Okay, after the show, and we're sitting at a long rectangular table and Scary and I are sitting next to each other, and uh, Garrett is sitting on the other side. Garrett from our show is sitting on the other side of Scary, and we are facing the rest of the restaurant. We're up against the window, facing out, because anyone knows when you go to restaurant, your face out. So this way, if someone comes into whack you, you see it coming,

all right. And everyone's to our right and in front of us, and we can see the whole restaurant. And so a guy walks in, really tall guy, a six four maybe tall guy, good looking, chiseled, wearing a New York Giants football team blue T shirt solid Giants blue shirt. And with him is a look like a Pacific islander, could be Hawaiian Polynesian gentleman, very large. He looked like that guy Sue and Dominican Sue. No, Dominican suit does a little who's the guy Sue and Dominican sue? He

looked like him? No he doesn't. It looks like a fat ron darling. No he didn't. For those you know roun darling is he looked like as it described, like he was in the Wanna But when a lot there's a lot of linemen in football who are Polynesian or uh, Pacific Islanders, and so I looked at immediately thought these guys could be football players. So I I leaned back and I say to Garrett, behind your back, and I give him the wink. Hey, Garrett, there isn't that New

York Giants backup quarterback Daniel Jones. Now, Daniel Jones was drafted a few months ago by the Giants sixth round, number six pick, first round. He's the heir of parent Eli Manning. Everyone knows what Eli Manning looks like because he's a superstar when the Super Bowl does TV commercials. But in football you don't always know what other people look like. They my helmet helmets, so scary As a Giants fan, I am not. I'm a New York Jets fan, is what it is. So I said, Garrett, look it's

backup quarterback and look at you. Dad's right him. So Garrett sees the wink and he goes, holy crap, Scary, there's there. He goes, Scars. What scary looks up from his phone? I said, is Daniel Jones the backup quarterback of the Giants. And that's like I looks like one of the Linemen scaries, Like, holy shit, that's that's the guy. And it made sense because he first of all, he was wearing like giant blue. I did say that he was.

He was six ft five four and a half, athletic quarters, yeah, athletic. I'm like, this guy fits all yeah, and he's and he's in a posh neighborhood in Manhattan, boogie and I'm eating eating it up on a Monday, when Monday it was good off on Monday. I'm like, ifits the description. And I'm like, but wait a second, and you can't go You can't. You can't retro what you were thinking. So I say, let's go over and get his autograph. I can't. He's eating, he's eating, eating, and we get

pictures him. I said, you know what, I'm not a Giants fan. I'll risk it. I'll go up to him. So I go up to him and I talked to him for a minute. I go to the bathroom. I come back, Screws, what do you say? What do you say? I said? He says, no problem, come over, get pictures whenever you want. We haven't ordered off food yet, I said, guy, he's very humble. We should go get his picture in case. I don't want to bother him. He's eating. I just

got his food. I don't want to bother him. So Garrett says, come on, let's get a picture with him. Let's wait till they finish his eating, all right. Now. What I didn't mention was when I went over to the table, I said to him, excuse me, I have my friends over there at the table. They're big Giants fans. I know this is gonna sound weird, but I have I have one of them convinced you are Daniel Jones,

the backup quarterback of the New York Giants. And he laughs, and I said, and your friend here, how are you, sir? I said, you are one of the lineman, right you are? You are one of the lineman on the Giants that he doesn't recognize, but he knows you. You look like a lineman and he thinks you guys are a team. Can I if I get him to come get a picture with you, would you take a picture? And he says, oh, yeah, yeah, it's great. Yeah, And he goes, I'll say, this guy's

in my workout buddy. Great that we work out together. Great, I said, make up a name that sounds legit, whatever and whatever. He says, okay, fine, we'll play along. So go back to the table. I tell all the giant fans at the table that the gimmick is in and and uh, we we eat our dinner, we eat our lunch trail and I said, I it's scary there. Don't let's go get a picture. I don't know. I go, dude, he's a rookie. We can go talk to him. So Scary walks up, I said, I said, I walked up.

You have a minute? Can we do because oh yeah, no, yeah, okay. So he goes, yeah, yeah, let's take a picture. So he stands up. He's huge Paul guy. And I said, uh, Mr Jones, this is my my coworkers, Scari's he would love to get a picture with you, because because he's Jones and Jones. I'm gonna buy the guy's jersey. Actually was thinking about, let's just save money. You don't have to put the name on it. In the history of professional American sports, there has not been any more with

the last name Brody. I do. I'm waiting for my free jersey. Tom Brady was close, but not close enough. I need a Brody, No Brodie's last name, all right, So this is exact think what Scary says to Daniel Jones as he's scrolling to try to open his camera app, which he can't seem to do because he's so fucking nervous. He's meeting the backup quarterback and the Giant's This is

a get for Scary. This is a big deal, big Instagram picture because you know what, and the season is so I'm gonna have the picture, me and Daniel Jones, Dan Jones and me when So this is what got this picture. This is what Scary says to him. Oh man, I'm gonna because I'm a huge Jet Giants fan and I gotta, I gotta. I gotta tell you when it's scary nervous, He says, I gotta tell you because I gotta tell you. As soon as you walked in. The second you walked in, we all knew right away who

you are. We was right away when I got at Daniel Jones, we knew right away. We like, we shouldn't bother him. I feel bad, isn't okay if I get a picture now? You said, as soon as he walked in, you told him. I knew right away it was Daniel Jones. You knew right away, right away, you recognized him. You told him right away. I want to make the guy I feel good. So you look at the picture, at David Brody, at Scary Jones, at Elvis Durande show, feel free to like all three of them. Scary is like

a little boy standing next to his dad. This guy is hunkering over him right and uh, he's got his arm around him, and Scary has his look, he's got the scary pose. Like I got a picture with the Giants next quarterback and you posted it right not Daniel Jones, not him. You tagged him. You tagged Daniel Jones. So I went to the garage. I started walking to the garage and I get to park our car and Scotty B was there and I said, Scotty, who knows nothing

about sports, I think I got scammed. I said, something's not right. I'm looking through my phone on the walk back to the garage. I'm trying to find pictures of Daniel Jones. Like, something is off. Something doesn't make sense. Why would Jeff the engineer and Garrett, a huge giant fan, who doesn't who does not pass up an opportunity to take a picture with anybody. And David Brody the biggest picture taker of them all, why would all three of them forego a picture with him? Why was I the

only one? I'm like, because while you're there, while you have him, Brody usually does the camera flip. It's like, all right with trade positions and you take the camera. That's what we do a hundred percent of the time. Now every celebrity it's like, it's the buddy says, you got me. I we swapped pictures and you didn't. You did none of it. So on the whole walk to from the girl, from the restaurant to the garage, I'm like, nobody wanted a picture with this guy except for me.

Something's up. So i start Google imaging the dude, and I'm looking around. I'm like, the cheek, the cheek, uh, the cheat bonus off, a little bit at the cleft in the chin, even the incisors on the teeth. Something's not right here. And and I couldn't find any picture of him without the helmet because it's always with the helmet throwing the football right. So I'm like, I don't know. I'm like you know what, though, I said, there's still a chance it's him. So I told Scotty, and Scotty

was like, dude posting anyway, who gives a fuck? So I made a joke that wasn't him. What you said was he's tall, he's fit, and he's wearing blue and he's a dead ringer for New York Giants back Daniel Jones. He looks like then you wrote here's where you went wrong at David Brody was convinced. I was convinced I was the one fooled, well, because I didn't think you were playing a joke on me at Depen. So yeah, so I thought i'd humor him and pose for a

pick with the guy. So you were making it like you're doing it for my benefit, that I was fooled. Keep reading my hashtags hashtag hashtag Daniel Jones, hashtag not Daniel Jones, hashtag giants, hashtag fake news, except you were backpeddling. You were making it look like you knew the whole time, and you don't want me to be embarrassed. She took a picture with a ship eating grin with Daniel Jones, and he was so happy. You're like, I can't believe

I got this. This is gonna be great. You were so excited now I didn't take a pick, sure, because I thought Jeff and Garrett were gonna take pictures. So they fucked you. Because you know, I laid when I do a prank, I laid the groundwork with everybody. The problem was Jeff how to get back to the radio station. The boat of them ran out of there with their tail between their legs. I'm like, these guys aren't getting picture.

They're huge, giant fans. Why aren't they taking a picture when because Garrett went to the bathroom, they fucked us. What they did? Did they put doubt in my mind by not taking a picture? But you talk the picture? Well, yeah, just in case, Just in case. Listen the guys tall. Maybe he becomes somebody. We're off next week. By the way, we'll vacation. Will not be spending my vacation Brooklyn Boys Boys