#93 The Brooklyn Boyz?

two episodes two weeks ago. The Scary had some prep to do. You did, you had like all kinds of appears. We're not. We're not scheduled to We were thinking about doing two talk is one thing, but we were not scheduled. I had to take a vacation week when no one else is on vacation. Right, how was your vacation? It was good. I went on Norwegian cruise to Alaska, which

was Let me tell you something about Alaska. You look at it and you just dumbfounded how awesome it is, Like the mountains with the glaciers on top and the water and the whales shooting out. One out of the blowholes all over the place. It's just so different than what you're accustomed to. Like I can safely say wherever you are in America except for maybe Washington State. No, it's not like it's not like, it's not like anywhere else. It's just it's different. I saw your pictures. I was

a little jealous. Well, I got accused of scaring my vacation from a couple of people because I posted. I posted a like six or seven things. But that's like one a day. I made one post a day. You do inst the stories of your food, every drink, like you go overboard. I no pun intended would a cruise, but I put up like a video of whales. I put up a picture of me. Things that you don't get to see zip lining, like lifetime experiences. I get it, Brody, right, I'm okay. I have to be honest. A number of

people said, oh, Brody, post stuff. I want to see the trip because we're who knows if we'll ever get to Alaska. I have to be honest. It was one of those things for me. I'm gonna have a family now, I'm you know, the same way he took me a long time to get to Alaska. It's like the same way people tell me scary post the inside of your new lexus. H Okay, I have I have scary so trained that my finger was going up to say hit the jingle, and he hit the jingle before I finished

saying it. Dude, stop it. No, you know you went on free cruise? Okay? Can I tell okay? Can I tell you about your car, your your Lexus that you have. Ye, shame on you, Shame on me. Shame on you because you always give me shit if my technology isn't completely up to part. If I say I have a DVD play, go David, gip player? Who aren't player? If I say have DVRs in my house, dude, cut the cord. Who has DVRs? You give me crap If I'm not. No, I'm cutting edge on a lot of things. But if

I'm not, you're like. So we were talking about my car and Nate with somebody his car and we were talking about I don't know how the subject came up. Uh, we were in some car and it had a CD player in it, and you said, your brand new car has what a CD player in it? Oh? I know what we were talking about. So my kids and I went walked into a thrift shop in Canada. In Victoria, Canada, you popping tags and there's a section of the thrift shop with UM electronics, Like, oh, maybe I get a deal, dude.

The DVD players are like twelve dollars the square monitors for your computer, or like thirteen twelve dollars, the all the DVD changers, the VCRs old school stuff for the double cassette decks, worthless. The so the DVD players were like ten bucks, like multiple, like six seven DVDs, whatever it was. And I remember, like back in a day, paying like four or five dollars for a multi day, right, So that's how we were talking about how they're worthless. And then you say, what was in your cast scary

in the trunk and not the trunk in the CD player. Now, I didn't ask for them to put it in. Yeah, I don't know why it's there. It's a gorgeous car, it's fully loaded, it's got everything car. You know it really is. And you you've complimented the blue outside and the red inside. You gotta be honest, don't have a need for a CD player these days. So listen, if you have a car that's a few years old, five, six,

seven years old, you have a seen an offense. I had a CD player up until maybe a dozen fourteen in the car, and I liked it. I had one car where like the NAV would tilt down and you put the c D in behind it, and it had like a six Dicks disc in the in the console. But then I was like, oh my god, my my last car, the one before this one. Did you know how you're going to survive with my god, I'm gonna have to get an adapter. I'm gonna have to get

some kind of you never used it. Well, what I did was I put you know, ten thousand songs on a USB drive and plugging into the USB point box corded or you bluetooth it, yeahawks cord if I'm using I Heart radio, or like I got car play now I have car plane out. Yeah. So anyway, my point was, it seems odd for a car as sporty and as modern as yours to have a six discs CD. I don't understand why it exists. And again there are times I like a by a c D. I still buy CDs. I'll buy a c D and I get I get

in the car and I can't play it. But then I go home and rip it I play. That's how cool Lexus is. I mean, after all, stop it giving you extrop it. They're giving you free dessert. Now that was dead version of free dessert. They're giving you. Know what they're giving you. They're giving you like an egg cream that drinks your father a drink and you don't drink anymore. That's what they're giving you. Giving you, they're giving you bushed like CD players. As much as I

love my c ds, you never don't. You're never gonna carry a CD from your house to your car to play it. No, I don't. I don't do. So back to your trip you're you're talking about, so yeah, you posted every day. I was jealous. I don't know how you see God, people can hate me for saying this, but I come from a cold weather climate and I don't want to spend an extensive amount of time in another cold weather climate. I seem to go towards the heat, where if to me, vacation is bring me to tropical

something I don't want tropical. Like if I go somewhere it's hot, that's another seven days in this in my summer that I'm gonna be layering up and wearing winter. First of all, I wasn't layer it up. Second of all, Alaska, I don't know if you know this, but we have a climate change problem. The glaciers of melting. It's not

that cold. In fact, the locals when you go up there and you talk to them at some of the excursions, they'll tell you that things aren't growing like they're supposed to, and concerned at the water levels arising like it's legit up there, like we might not notice climate change as a problem. Uh, in the New Jersey, New York areas much until it Manhattan's underwater. But right now it's like

it rains a little more. It's hotter. They had record temperatures in Alaska this summer, highest they've ever had, like ninete in the summer, highest ever. Anyway, it was like eighty degrees. It wasn't cold, it was chilly like if you went out on a glacier. It was like, Uh, I had a sweatshirt on and I rarely had a coat on at all, and on the ship I had

shorts on. Alright, So maybe I'll go to Alaska next, I will I will say that you know, everyone knows listen to the big show the Norwegian Bliss, right, the ship Bliss is. We were got with the godparents of the ship, and we went on that ship like four or five times last year, right to different events and

different things and cruises whatever. The Norwegian Joy, which was originally built to be in Asia, so they had they had to fit it so because the Asian market likes let's say, smaller rooms but different like the different amenities, and so they had to redesign it for the American audience. They had no room numbers with the number four on it. Yeah, yeah, now they do, yeah, now they do. Luck. They ripped out at almost everything. They redid everything. So that they

did was it's the same size ship. It's i would say, like a carbon copy of Bliss, so like the restaurants the same, but the walls are white and up brown brown. It's but it's weird because it's like, wait a minute, they change things. It's like you think you know what stuff is, but then you don't. And then at one point in Skagway, I think Bliss pulled in next to our ship. So we had the twin ships. There's a picture of both of them. I did, Yes, of course

I did. But anyway, we don't owe anybody. We don't owe anybody any podcasts. We skipped a week, Hey we had to. Sorry, no dessert, but you know we got a good podcast today. I got a lot of stuff, a lot of stuff from the cross stuff. I don't have rants necessarily because I had a great time on the cruise, but I have stories and a couple of things that were rant ish. I'm upset about that happened, like in stores in different places on the cruise, on the plane. I have a bone to pick with you.

I have a bone to pick with you. You may go first because I've got no Wait a minute, I bet you your bone has to do with my bone to pick with you. Hold on, I have one because I knew you were gonna say this to me. One. Two, I have three bones to pick with the k Let's see what's gonna be. I'm gonna be straight up and I know you. This is gonna be the Broadway show one. That is it? The Pizza one? Pizza Well, you can't keep a secret. It's the Pizza One. We'll go to

the Pizza one. Yeah. I want to tell you because to me, I have a counterbone to your bone because as long as you come at me, we don't cross swords. No, no bone crossing, no bone crossing. Well set the stage. By the way, you can hear him on this specific channel of this podcast you're listening to if you go before episode zero on this podcasts of the Afair Show,

my old podcast. And he was ball freak Grannie also a longtime friend from Brooklyn by the way, he's from Yeah, we were all together and I he used to work on the big show that was The Rand and everybody. But he's my friends is the seventh grade. I know him longer than ever. I haven't seen him in a year. But right so, yesterday in the middle afternoon, he's like, look, he goes, dude, I'm just craving that elmb some Morney Gardens pizza. And you know, you know how we feel

about pizza, especially elm b our favorite. It's a unique school time. I'm gonna tangent off this pizza. Yeah, go ahead, I have a pizza story. Off this story. So I'm like, let's go to ellen b right now. And and as I get in the car, I'm thinking, and al I

tell him out like I say it out loud. I said, you know what, you know, he was gonna be jealous about this, David Brody, So he's gonna be jealous that we went to But but Ronnie and I when we're together, we have things in common that we just talked about, and we roll around, we goof off in and we couldn't and you were probably halfway home at that point. Anyway, I'm like, you know what, I'm not gonna bother with Brodie.

It's two o'clock in the afternoon. Let's just make this run to l m B and then go visit my parents afterwards and we'll come back. We got a boy, Jason Smaller, another brooken guy. We're gonna meet for dinner. We had a whole plan. Let's just find how many meals did you have yesterday? It looked like three look, and I mean three cents lunch you guys, you you you read pizza. Then we went to dinner and then we had ice cream. It looked like a lot of food, A lot of food, A lot of food, too much

starting at two o'clock yesterday, yesterday, that was bad. That doesn't include what you ate during the morning show, which was Elvis's birthday cake. I did exactly Elvis's Day of the Dead cake. But anyway, so I digress. I went to So went We went there, went to Sponer Gardens, and I'm like, you know what, you know, what's a big deal. Just let's just let's just go and we ate the etta. No, you didn't, just hit the pizza

posted video of the pizza. I did, And then we left, and then I said, and then first fleeting moment, I said, you know what, maybe maybe I should pick up a pie bring it to the station for all to enjoy. And then I said to myself, who's gonna eat that crap? It's all Shan got. You know what she got? This she got means you leave it out overnight or wherever it doesn't hold Smimonty Gardens. Pizza is meant to be eating fresh out the oven. Doesn't matter if I don't

have it. It's got an day late is better than no late. This is to admission. No I gott that I got the nuclear but no, okay, it's the whole how much tray? How much is the whole tray? A black half, a half, a slices swell slices, right, you spent eighteen dollars on how many slices? Five? You spent eighteen dollars on five slices. That's so, that's fifteen and two waters. It's fifteen fifteen dollars three dollars each. Slices are three bucks each, round or square, it doesn't matter, right,

three dollars each. You spent fifteen Okay, so you got five slices five, You could have had three, twelve slices, right, two dollars each. Right, you couldn't for for eighteen dollars. Right, I get that, But for a few dollars more, you buy the whole pie. But it tastes, tastes No, no, no, you could have gotten the whole pie for a few dollars more and it brought it. I would have paid you the difference. Would you have eaten it? Yes, if I bring a pie home, you think I eat the

whole thing at one night. But why buy a pie? You have to eat it there or that's it. No, you buy the pie, you eat what you want, and it takes the un it's free. It's free. At that point, you can get six slices. So you want to say you're going with the buying bulk thing. You're the guy that goes to cost and you buy a thousand rolls of toilet paper with nowhere to store them. You could get paid the nine centil if you buy the slices at three dollars a slice, and the whole thing is

twenty four dollars. You're only getting eight slices. Your way, right, my way, get twelve. So I'm getting four slices for free. I'm buying the pot. But the thing is people every time you could have played the hero, and you could have been like, oh I got free four free slices. I'm gonna make out like a band. I'm gonna come into like, oh I got your slices. I get four slices for free. It looks to me like it's twelve

dollars worth the pizza, but it's also have stale cold pizza. No, because you put it in your fridge when you get home. I know, but it's still still it says, not right, it's not that out of the oven taste. Yes, but you know the beauty of pizzas. You can eat it and you can leave it out on the table all night and they wake up in the morning eat pizza. It's not the same anyway. So I'm like the people.

My bone to pick with you is people like you always always are like the oh sick invite, no great invite, or oh you didn't bring any from me, Like I don't owe anybody anything. You don't go out with freak try on a Tuesday afternoon. I don't know anybody anything there. I ate my lunch and I left. Who do remember the last time I went telling b right, I brought in a slice field So and I bought the farers in for you. The next I bought a bunch of the farers in for you. I WoT six l you did,

But now you went down. I'm just saying you went telling be didn't buy a pie. How do you not buy a pie? Overpaid? That's my real, my real problem. Speaking of Brooklyn Pizza, I got two problems with rip off New Jersey pizza places. Rip off number one. Every place in New Jersey calls lm B's Pomony Garden's rip off pizza, Brooklyn slice. Oh we got Brooklyn style pizza. I know what you're doing. You're ripping off ellen b.

You're ripping them off. They call it Brooklyn style style I talked about this before, right, Yeah, So anyway, I'm out my mom, uh two weekends ago before my my trip. And she says, oh, by the way, Brooklyn style, Well, no, Brooklyn style means ellen Be style, which is square. But she's on top of the sauce, sauce on top of the cheese, sauce on top of cheese, right, and they'll

grated cheese on top. Right. So she says, Oh, there's a pizza place in that strip mall on such and such street that my friends so and so she said it was good. Mom. I went on YELP, that's not good. Let's just go to the place by you that we like. We know it's good. Yeah, I want to try that place. Mom. I'm looking at the reviews. I'm looking at the pictures. The pictures on yelp. Look like pizza. That's what it

looks like. Pizza. Yeah, ship pizza, spizza, pizza. I go, Ma, you don't watch pizza my you know, mom, Mama Brodie, she knows good pizza. Well, my friend so and so she's from Brooklyn. Also, she says it was good. Yes, she had the pizza. Yes, she said to get the Brooklyn slice. I'm like, oh, Brooklyn slice, all right? So I go in and I don't see anything. It looks

like a Brooklyn slice. So uh, I go in. I the pizza looks like pizza, like cardboard with cheese on top of it, and it's all in the glass case and it's been sitting there all day. I go, ah, son of a bitch. So my mother wants to meet poor hero. Now she doesn't want cheese at her age. She doesn't like a lot of dairy, you know. So I said, meet poor hero. So I go up to the counter and the woman who doesn't look anything like she belongs in a pizza place, older woman. Yeah, I said, um,

let me have uh. This in the corner in the pizza case is a Grandma slice right now. Grandma slice, if you're not from Brooklyn, is a thin crossed Sicilian. And by the way, on this podcast, you listen to your Case, it's your first episode. It's a thin, crussed square pizza and has fresh mozzarella on top like a slice of cheese, okay, not shredded cheese. And it's why it's whiter looking. Usually has a little bit of sauce and that's like it's Grandma slice, because that's that's why

Grandma used to make pizza at home. Well, grandmauld make a lil pizza at home. She would make look square pizza, go some fresh mozzarella on top mozzarell and that's Grandma slice. So I say, can I get so I'll take you the second part of the problem. In the second first part of the problem, I said, can I get them two slices of the Grandma pizza? Just what's grandma pizza? I said that right, there's Grandma pizza. No, no, that's all Brooklyn slice. I said, no, no, what why what

do you mean it's a Brooklyn slice? Because now I know Brooklyn slices lmb he' sauce on top uh cheese on top of the cheese. So it's just that's what we call that because it's from Brooklyn. So I said, okay, but it's called a Grandma slice. Yeah, but we call it a Brooklyn slice because that comes from Brooklyn. So I said, but I'm from Brooklyn. It's called the Grandma slice. If you want to make it authentic from Brooklyn, you call it a Grandma slice. Her fucking head was gonna explode.

I don't understand. Okay, let me go slower for you. You want to make a pizza's authentically Brooklyn, so you call it a Brooklyn slice, which we would never call it, So therefore it's not authentic. Yeah, it's inauthentic by just because named it. So you should call it a Grandma slice. Just but people don't know what that means. I go, but they what if you called it that? Then they go, we'll call it a Brooklyn Grandma slice. But they call Brooklyn slice and display a picture of it. No, it's

the pizza in the case. So then it defines itself. Right, So I don't know what that is, point to it and call it that, right, So I write, that's what I said, Like, give me that, give me that. What is that called Grandma slice? And guess what everybody's been educated up to speed? So I order two slices of that. And I said a woman, I wanna I want to meet ball Hero. She said, slice it, but I don't want any cheese on it. She goes, so you want to meet Paul Palm. No, I want to meet Hero. Well,

so meet ball Palm. No cheese. No Hero has no cheese. Hamburger has no cheese. I wouldn't order a cheese burger, no cheese, I order a hamburger. It's like they want to meet ball hero. I don't have a button for that. Okay, then me up. But I don't want to get charged for the cheese. I don't understand. Yeah, okay, a sandwich without cheese is less money, right, yeah, okay, that don't charge me the cheat, the chicken, the meat palm price I wanted people, you want the cheese. You just wanted

the meat balls and the sauce and the bread. Because I don't have a button for that, I don't care they take they give me a free slice of pizza. I don't have a button for that. Yeah, because it's one of those like digital screams, of course, I got. Well, it's just you expect her to have a button for the I don't. So why am I paying for the palm? Any place you go to you want to meet pull here, right,

it's like seven you want to meet pop palm. It's it's it's like a dollar maybe eighty cents for cheese and dollar whatever it is. It's always less for no cheese. Now there's a great commercial. Yeah, Now I want to know do you believe in the extra cheese scam? When when you go order a pizza from a pizzeria and they say and they charge you for extra cheese because you ask for extra do they actually put extra cheese? Yeah?

I can tell yeah, yeah I would. But you know, we've talked and we talked about the pizza scam, that to go pizza scam. No, oh, the scam. Oh yeah, well how it's bigger. Yeah, yeah, now we've talked about it. Okay, it's the to go on the to go when you at the restaurant, it's big, it's bigger, but when you have it delivered to your door, it's smaller. Box And because they funk you on the takeout yea, because when

when you're there they cut into slices anyone. So I saw, okay, So that's one thing I have a bone to pick with you, and the other thing I'll tell you in a minute. All right, a couple of things. Number one, we were talking about Broadway shows and what Broadway shows we like. And for the music Coup, it was like a week and a half ago, right, I was like, oh, I love this show for this song, and you said, oh, I love the Broadway show Grease, and you started singing,

You're the one that I want? You? Are you? Wan's from Grease. Yeah, here's the problem. It's from the movie Grease. It's from the Broadway show Grease. You picked the only song on the soundtrack that's not from the Breakway. So consider myself that everyone listening to this podcast who didn't know that. Okay, the people listening smart smart as the people listening to this podcast would probably never referenced the nineties seventies Broadway show Grease. They would they referenced the movie.

But they know that song. Yes, but you specifically mentioned the play and special I love the soundtrack at that play, especially a song that wasn't in the play. You got busted by you and no one else, no one else, no one knew it. Who else does the podcast? Were you? I'm just saying, John, By the way, how speaking volumes going? It's all right, it's going, it's alright. We just recorded another episode the other day. We're going slowly. She has

an infant, she has a you know ment, ask about that. Yeah, she's she's she's doing were guys doing baby talk? Stuff like the trying we're trying not to we're trying not to. We're trying to avoid that topic. But UM, well you of course you hate kids. I don't hate kids. I don't want I don't want want them to leave. I'd like to spoil them and leave them. Um, No, speaking volume is going great. Thanks for asking. She'd be happy

to know you did ask. And I will tell you that. Um, if you're listening to this podcast right now, you're taping on August six, Tuesday, on a Tuesday Tuesday. But I did that wrap reference hip hop reference, so that that guy, I should say, because I gave I did one earlier, and I'm like, funk that guy. I'm doing one. I'll do as many references to any song and any lyric. Yeah, I want because this is my podcast and and so okay, so I'm going it's our podcast, you know what I mean.

I'm going to Costa Rica from my buddy's birthday this weekend, and you're welcome taking you Why are you taking your glasses off? You make it like okay, you know I took it off. Stuff like okay, Well, I'm not gonna give you a ship for going. I'm gonna just let you know you'll meet that cue. Why don't pave the way asking Elvis if I could take off a week when the show was on like he did last week, and he said yes, And then you said, oh, I'm gonna ask if I go to coast weekend doing the show.

But by the way, the only difference is I'm going over a long weekend and I'll still be here to do a Brooken Boys podcast next week. So I'm not gonna suck the listeners. But but that was back in That was back in the day when you after listeners a couple of weeks ago when you couldn't do a podcast. So it happens, it happens, So okay, But I am going. And my friends tend to be a little guy ish, like guy guysh like, they want to go they want to go zip lining, they want to go on a boat. Yeah,

we went zip lining. They want to you know, they want to do all guy things. You zip lined in uh, Singapore, in singap poor. I want yes, I you ended up going backwards because you spun around and went back and it was unplanned. But I loved it. Yeah, I can tell by the video. Yeah, but I will say this, you just want to sit on the beach and drink. Yeah, or the pool. We gotta pool, we gotta we got

a huge house. You don't go two weeks without sitting by a pool, polls over beaches and pulls over the beaches. Absolutely because you get drinks, you have food right there, and you don't have to like clean sand off your feet. Then you put your foot down to clean your other foot and your first foot gets sand on it again. It's the nightmare. Now I will say this, my friends want to rent a t V S. That's not I don't know. It's not, isn't it. It's a guy. You

don't know how to do stuff like that. You're not a goat cat guy. Here's I dominated the goat carts on the ship fastest time, most laps. I lapped people by the way. They tell you if you're slow, stay to the right right. So the first time I did it, there were a couple of kids. When I say kids are like fifteen sixteen, they crashed into the wall. Then, know what the funk they're doing, don't be on the ride, get out of my fucking way. I had to wait then,

and I keep calling. The caution flag came out and to stop everybody while they took had come over and lift the go carts up to turn them because they were that smashed into walls because they can't make it turn. They can't. Then the second time I went on Thursday, it was all old people. Stay on your little rascal scooters. Stay out of the go carts. I had to like pass people basically go up on a side wall to go up on two wheels around people. Get out of

my way. I have to win. You don't have to win. Of course I may go to Coast three. You're not I'm a I'm a racer. I love racing go carts and a TV S. So you're I'm a Yes, I'm a I'm enough racist in the world. Well, the problem is this one day they're all going with a t v S and there's like, you know, thirteen guys and I'm sitting there thinking like they're all gonna do a t v S and I'm gonna be the only one who's not. At least two of those guys are gonna flip it. Well, I feel like I have to go.

I have to be the guy and go, or do I not? You can hold the coats for everybody. We're going to Coaster there's no so so what do I do? I mean, well, first of all, guys, are they are they that unsafe to flip a terrible tragedy? Yes, if you know what you do, you know whacked out sports. I've seen that TV show Nausea and I'm like, oh my god, the guy like flipped over head first into Mudd. And you know, I don't what about this. There's gonna be a little off roading there. It's gonna be a

little mud flying. I don't want to go of you right, you need to call ahead verify they have twelve a t V s and then just go, oh, guys, there's not enough. I'll know you guys be the punk assid. No, no, you can take credit for it because when you call, they're gonna go, oh no, we have fifteen. No, dudelet's some of mine get there. Then you go, you know what, guys, I know you'll enjoy it more. Then you look like the hero. You know what. I'll sit this one out.

You guys go have a good time. I'm gonna go catch a beer. I'll be fine. You guys go, wow, maybe next time. Well, man, the funk up. That's my piece of advice. How fast do they go. I've never been. Do you wear a seatbelt on it? Yeah? I don't think I think you should. You want to fly out of the top of that thing, I would. It's an a t V. It's I gotta look an alterrain vehicle. Right, it's a four wheeler, not a trike. A trike is three three wheels. Thanks for that. I heard trikes. They've

kind of outlawed them in some states. They're pretty they're pretty dangerous trikes. Trikes. Yeah, it was like a three big fat wheels on it looks like a motorcycle with three wheels, like a motorcycle, tricycle, motorcycle. Okay, so okay, So we got an email a couple of weeks ago, the monday after I got back from Maine. You went to Maine. In Maine, there were a bunch of Harley

guys on three wheel Harley's three wheel Harley. Yeah. So there's two wheels in the back and it's like a it's like a storage box on both wheels, and then you can put like your woman or your whoever on the back. There's a second seat. Huh. So if you weren't like, if you're the type, it's like, I don't really write motorcycles. I'm gonna tip over, it's not as safe or whatever. We're at the part in your life where you don't want to, like, you know, go around

the turn really fast. They had Harley's on three wheels. Three wheels. So the monday we came back, I came back from Maine, we get an email from the head of our sales team here in New York that says, Hey, anybody here interested in owning or writing or Harley. Now normally I would have said I don't. I think I can handle Harley, But then I said, you know what, I would absolutely ride three Harley, absolutely, because you're badass in the front and safety in the rear. It's like

a reverse moments. It's the reverse Molle of the motorcycles. For that's great because because because from head on you're like, yeah, this guy, like you could take a picture of me from the front, like because you have the balance because you got three wheels, and from the back I look like a mall cop. But from the side it looks awesome. I it still goes. So you get all the excitement

of Harley without riding one. Is that why they created these I think it's the people that either don't ride motorcycles or maybe or don't want to, you know, have that leaning one way or another. The Paul Ball cop, No, that's that's not a thing. My point, and my point is I may have to get one. That's how awesome they looked. At first, I was like looking at dude on a three wheeler. And then when I heard him pull out, he's like, Harley Man, Yeah, do that. I'm

not into motorcycle. You're not into that. Like go like, yeah, I know you drive a car. You drive a car that makes it look like you're a driver, but you're not a driver. I drive a car that makes me look like a driver, and like I drive my Dodge Charger like I drive, and I put that, I just would you ride in a sidecar by the way, No, not if you were driving. I wouldn't trust anyone because a sidecar, I guess, is like when you're acycle and it's a little scoop seed next year, because guess what,

you've gotten zero control over anything. Right, you have to sit there and god forbid someone doesn't you know, Oh you're a dead man. Maybe you're making a turn and you don't judge it right, well, all the old movies in the fifties and forties, or they go up on two wheels and the sidecar guy goes up in the air not doing that cycle smashed into the wall because you didn't judge properly when you're making the turn. I

also wouldn't strap my hands cross your engines. I would not sit behind you and right right, bitch on on a motorcycle. I agree with you that right now there's people are going nuts stuck. Called riding bitch. It's called the same riding the back because no, you have no control right now. I know what if you're sitting in the side of a car like a passenger seat, I got an airbag. I I feel a little better about it than when I'm on an unprotected motorcycle and all

I am is hanging on by my hands to your jacket. Right. Plus, if you're a guy, I'm not gonna put my arms around you not doing it? Yeah, where do you hold if you're a guy holding a gun another guy around you can't do the waist? Yeah, you sort of do it like hands on the hips, maybe hands in his pockets. Put your hand up on my hip. We dip. I don't know. Okay, wait, Spruce is he looks really upset? Wait what's going on? He looks he looks mad? Don okay, So can I tell you about Spruce. I got grief

because come in Spruce. I got grief because no, I got good grief. I got grief because Spruce did a cameo. Spruce did a cameo on my last episode of Walkers and Talkers, and I let him end the show with us. Will we we say it's time to shut this ship down? He joined in on the fun so people tweeted me, going, how come he's on Walker's Dog? He's be't going to

brook and Boys. I've been in a long time. The crowd has been clamoring for Spruce on the Loop the Jersey Kid Not No, they don't want the Jersey kid here. Who's Jersey Kid? I like great teas, yeah, but just not on the side. So a TV So you're a little so Spruce, do you write a TV s like manly, like go coots and and off road stuff? I have, but not since I've been in New York. Look like the kind of guy that would ride in a TV. Yeah, he's from the mountains. Of West. No, you don't know.

I'm not commenting on your race. You said, does he look like what does that look like? He's like a dude that would get in it looks like a guy that you said, I look like a guy that was stealing a TV. Look like you'd a TV jack and look like a younger Al Roker. Wouldn't like a Saints fan. That's what's a TV story is going on a trip with real boys, like real men, and they want to read a t V s and zip line. You don't strike me as an a t V guy. He's from

the Spruce is not from the big city. No, I'm not. Spruce is from New Orleans in the part where it ain't the city. Yeah, over there the trikes a tricycle, No, like three wheel big. I know what you're talking about. I never really one of those bad on a TV on the beach in Virginia Beach. You can ride them up and like that. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, you know is it for me? You should? I think everyone should do it. You should take that insurance policy first, listen,

I think everyone. I should think everyone should do it, and it's kind of dangerous. Then talk to me about the kind of thing. It's probably fun because those things are kind of light. Once they get like a pancake. Yeah, get up in the air because you know what's gonna happen. I'm scared shitless. I'm not lying, I really am. I. This is the one thing I don't want to do in this coast record curse on your show, Yeah podcast, that's the role. Wow, just right out back when I

am I okay, am I okay to go? Brodie said I should man up and do it. Yeah, you should do it. I mean, look, is it dangerous a little bit? Yeah, but isn't that part of the excitement. I guess living on the edge. See when you and I would be yeah, but he and I will drive a TV is like yeah, yeah exactly, the last in line and have like a seat belt when you driving. Yeah yeah, they have seat

belts on those. Yeah, big air bangs. They do write huge banks have seat belts and air bags and you can actually harnish yourself and so you're not even moving right. They have flight attendants. Yeah that's great. They bring you a drink and they parked themselves. Yeah. You get your own pit crew. You guys, you're with me? Yeah, of course, you know, Okay, can I can I talk to Spruce about what you want? No, No, I want to. I want to just touch on something that happened on cruise

that I was on. So I'm sitting I'm sitting in the Yeah, like Gilligan, So I'm sitting in the Haven restaurant, which is I'm mentioning it because it's a very quiet part of It's not stop it. It's just a very quiet, low key restaurant. At the table next to me, and I'm gonna bring this up on the Big Show with Elvis. There's three couples, a really fat guy, a really really fat guy, and a relatively average weight guy and their wives.

So the really really really fat guy is talking about all the food he's eaten, right, Oh yeah, I had a Fredo sauce. I put that on everything at lunch, and pizza and ribs and mac and cheese, and I was all this fattening food. You're describing all the cruises I've gone on. But he's talking about like really fatting food. So then the other fat guys like, oh, yeah, I had this fattening fattening any other guy's like, no, I

had some shrimp and some ever. And so the fat the really super fat guy is like, oh, well, if a dinner, I'll go off after dinner, we'll go off with dessert. We've got some cheesecake. And he's a fat guy. You go. I get why he's fat, but that's not the point in my conversation. I'm not fat shaming the guy. I'm just saying painting the picture, big fat guy, a second fat guy kind of indulging him, right, and the guy who's not fat, and their wives. So the super

fat guy, the waitress comes over. He would he's just would you like some coffee? Would like cann dessert? Right? He goes, oh yeah, give me a lot teg And he goes, you know what, second thought, give me a mocha cappuccino, what extra whip cream. So I'm looking over now, I have my cell phone in my hand. I'll tell

you why it's important in a minute. And the thin guy the other fat guys like, and the thin guy made a quick face, a quick face, like like you're fucking piling it on right, Like it was a quick face. I saw it. It was quick. So super fat says to him, you got a problem, a problem. So the guy's like he got busted right because he wasn't right because he thought that the fat guy was looking at the waitress. So the skinny guy, the thin guy will

call him the non fat guy. He says, no, no, no, no, no, they see you changed your order at the last minute, right, And I laughed because my wife always changes her order at the last minute, and that reminded me of my wife. It made me like super fat he was making fun of. So the super fat's face instantly goes from angry to oh. As he's finishing his sentence, his wife looks up. The thin guy's wife looks up and goes, what are you talking about? I don't change my mind? Face dropped, and

super fat the face comes back. That was doubly mad because the guy lied to him. I made the face. And the guy looks at his wife like what the fund can't fucking go with it? Like she was shot. He was looking at her plate. She could have just not said a word. She looks up. She was like sort of listening but not looks up and goes, what, I don't have to change in my mind? What are you talking about? Fucking bitch? Why would you do that? Wouldn't.

Super Fat dude looks at the guy and he's like, fuck you, Steve, Fuck you Steve, And Steve was like, dude, super fat he had him for a second. He had him like, oh my wife does that? He was like oh, and she's like, no, no, I don't. That's a TV show. Super Fat Fat and slim boy. Yeah, slim guy whoever? Like, but yeah, for a second, he made up this whole story. Idiotic wife. Yeah, it's widely shut up. Almost got away with it, right, he said, you know, you know it's right.

We're meddling teenagers. So that that was my So, okay, so here's the funny pot. Now we do this podcast, right, So I want to try to remember all of this for the podcast. So I have a file on my phone where I keep all my ship for the podcast. So now I'm not going to text it because it's a long story. So as they're yelling at each other, I'm doing this okay. Super Fat was talking about Alfredo songs. How you're doing play, I'm doing recap recap, So I'm like and then he goes to order the dessert and

he wants the turn. There his other friends trying and I'm like looking to make sure they don't hear me because writing which has happened there? His wife tots and so you can see the file on my phone is the voice text of that what just happened? So that was I was like, don't get busted because if he's like, what are you doing over there? You're doing talking fat ye talking. Don't worry about it. I just gonna recap this and call you super fat. I think it's time.

Oh yeah for us. Sometimes you send us stuff free ship for us, okay, sorry? Dress is the Brook and Boys Podcast, Scary Jones, David Brodie, David Brodie, Scary Jones. That's karen Z one hundred Radio, thirty two Avenue the America's New York City one O O one three right, that's correct. Sometimes we get free ship. What do we have today? Before I tell you what's in the I have two boxes? Uh this long this long one and this this short one. Um. I saw you may hear

this bit on someone else's podcast. So you know our friends calling Me and Anthony used to work on the ELMS Straight Morning Show. They now host a morning show in Seattle. The crewise left from Seattle. So when I came back on the cruise. I met them in Seattle. We hung out, we had lunch. We had lunch at a shake shack, which will be a rant on the next episode of The Brooken Boys when I tell you what happened there if I can't tell you now because

I got other stuff. So I was telling them about how we get free ship for us, like, oh, that's a that's a great idea. I go, yeah, it's a great idea. Oh we gotta do that. No, that's like, well, we'll rename it, but we'll we'll slightly change the name. But that's great. People get send the stuff, you know.

That's all there. So uh, if you listen to My Day Friday their podcast, they may because they can't there's rules on the radio by getting free ship, so there's no rules on podcasts the Moday Friday podcast, they may steal our bit. Okay, let them do that, but I'm curious. You know what we got when we got special shout out. This one's just from me. Sorry, This is from Lacey. Lacey G who lives in Alabama and you remember may remember a Lacey. She tweets us all the time. Lacey

hooked me up about six months ago. Now, everyone listening to your podcast knows I'm a big fan of grape soda. More importantly, I prefer diet grape soda. Either way, it's better. Enough to pay for it, and we're good. It's good. It's best. It's best when you steal it. Did not taste scru She stole the grape, so I did not steal the grape soda the Chinese restaurant. I'm not go listen to the old episode the Chinese restaurant that she understood that was the DNA anyway, So Lacey lives in Alabama.

There's a company called Grape of Coo that makes diet grape soda. It's one of maybe three or four grape diet grape soda companies in America. Much I love America. We have a shortage of diet grape soda companies. Yeah, not much. So there's diet I know there's that. Diet fans even need forty more than one company that makes it. Yes, I'll tell you. I've talked about this before. Sometimes you can sometimes find a diet soda and it's it's diet grape soda. It's terrible. So this should be one good

one and we call it. Here's the problem. Grape a goo is a perfect diet grape soda. Okay, what's great about it? It just it tastes like grape soda. But it's it's full chemical. It doesn't taste like Okay, we're talking about eight yesterday. No, it's it's it's gluten free. It's free range soda, soda. Run around before they kill it's organic. I don't use a straw pastad. Get off my dick, all right. So the problem is it's an Alabama company. That's not the problem except that Alabama is located.

Where in Alabama, Alabama it's located. Can you buy this stuff online? No, Bama Soda. It's sold in Walmart, but only in Alabama, Alabama. Walmart, Walmart dot com will not ship it. Why exactly? Amazon has it. Amazon has it for like residents of Alabama. Only it's like thirty dollars a case. Oh god, I'm not paying to fifty a can. Whatever it is, it's a lot of money. You can go on eBay. You go on eBay, it's like five

dollars for a case. And this is grape pico. Yeah, did they make regular but want it's like it's like grape pico something. So she sent me this right, here's a can. Oh my god, look at that, the whole case. That the whole case, the long form case. Thank you. So I used my supply of grape diet grape it up months ago and I made some comments somewhere and she's like, guess what I'm saying a little something. So thank you, Lacy. Free ship for me now, um, we

have gotten a lot of free shipped from people. Usually it's custom stuff for us, like my diet Coke no ice shirt or they don't tweet me shirt. You got some shirts we got, you know? Okay, I got Stelladoro s cookies yes, weeks ago because shape of an it gets a long story. Spruce spruce is looking at me like I love that. It was a reference to something that I took. We've gotten Brody Steakhouse t shirts places that like Brody the name. We've had people who have

their own shirt companies of custom design shirts for us. Right, Okay, I'm not gonna recapt everything. We have a guy now I met. I have a quandary. I got a Instagram direct message from someone who said they love I should have pulled it up. They love the show, love the podcast, and uh, they want to send us something free ship. So I sah, that's great. I gave him the address and uh, she's starting out a new shirt company and she's all excited. And so there's not custom shirts for

us necessarily. These are shirts that she's trying to sell on her website. So now the question is do we take the free shirts because they're really cool and promote her company because we got them for free, or do we say, like, well, is she getting in the US for us or she getting the shirts for us to promote her company? What do you think what they are? I have to see what what exactly is this? Is

this something that's tailor made to us? Is this stuff that would you know these Brooklyn Boys podcast is ms and things like that, don't tweet at me shirts? That's kind of specific to us? Or is it not? It's not. Well, let's see what we got and then we could choose to name or not name the company. Okay, let me open the box. I got the card. I'll read for the car. So these are two shirts your size and my size. I don't want, I don't I don't want

I don't scared. I appreciate that. I don't wear small, so large and extra large kidding, and uh it says look at this the name of the company. The front says ball above all, which are great. I like that. And it's sort of looks like a basketball finish even though it's red and on the bank. Now here's the thing. It says boys in order. That's custom to us. It is customs. That's free ship for us, and that qualifies. And we should name the company. Okay, now I'm gonna

I'm gonna name the company. But I have one thing I have to point out to her. And I don't have her name here. Oh yes, yes, yes I have her name. We spell boys with an S. She spelled it with Z. I'll still wear it. But for future people who want to send this ship. That's like boys in the hood. We're not the Brooklyn boys. We're Brooklyn boys, boys said Brooklyn style. So we're just Brooken boys. But with Z we're Brooklyn boys. Boys. Give it to Spruce. You are you boys? Are you brooken boys? What are

you talking about? Shirt? There? Stop? Something something strike me something about Bruce. This is where Scar is gonna blame video games. To see like brooken boys in the hood speaking in the hood, Bruce, No, I feel like you would you be more boys? Be o y z? Really? Why can I be boys? I'm an educated young man and I know you are sounds as anybody I know, But I'm just saying I thought maybe Brooklyn Base you know, like you know, have you ever heard him sound like flavor? Flavor? Ever? No? Wow,

here's what's happening in your area. Happening in your boys. I'm just saying so anyway, so what are we gonna do about this? Were You're not gonna wear it because you have to say her. You have to shout her out. I want to get Plus, she's grinded, and you gotta respect the hustle. Respecting the hustle sounds a little boys. What is he coming around? You? Respect her grind Come on, I'm looking for her. I gotta tell you. When you search on Instagram through your your messages, it doesn't search.

It searches. It searches account name. Yeah, it doesn't. It should have you should. Actually it should search words keywords in your d M. Yes, but it doesn't. Never does. I can't search anyway. So she wrote me a very nice DM. All right, let me so, here's what she wrote in the card to the Brooklyn Boys, big fan

of your podcast. Check out my new shop, uh shop dot spreadshirt spread like spread butter, spreadshirt dot com gets slash ball dash above all if you want to if you want to be serious about moving, why would moving your merch and being in serious you need a simple website. Everybody name is her name is Reggie, Reggie, Reggie. One more time for people so they can go buy one of those. All right, well you can just back it up, back up the podcast dot, back it up, back that

ass up. Here we go again. And by the way, she included the https colan Oh my goodness, lash slash okay, one more time. We don't do that anymore. And you don't even need w W anymore. I know, shop dot, spread shirt dot com, slash ball dash above dash All okay, alright, I like that. I like them too. That that's beautiful. Thank you so much for that. That is awesome. Thank you. All right, listen, take care it door was not locked.

Hit that. There you go, all right, love, I love Spruce. Alright, I got something to complain about on ESPN right after this. You know what you're doing over there with body and scary. So now what you know how I am with grammar? No, I'm not, don't use that term. I'm grammar. I'm grammar police. All right, super Nazi. That's fine. Why is that okay? Because he acted like one, and I understand the commentary, but to use that term with me the same thing.

It's analogy. No, not what an analogy is. It's a nickname, and I not a grammar Nazi in terms of I did kill six million letters. So if we could move on, So you got the jingle for me, Grand Police, I sure do. Grammer pol, police Police. A couple of things here, hold on, I want to give a shout out to oh son of a bitch. Really no, no, no, no, I said it. Hold On, I moved everything to a folder just for this episode, and I gotta find the episode number. Yeah, okay, that sucks. Hold on, No, here

it is okay. Uh. Shady Jew Mobster, Oh yeah, we love Shady Jew is one of our regular tweeters. So he tweeted me and he said, you would have been proud of me. Today. At a local restaurant, I asked for milk for my toddler. The waitress says white milk. I said, is there any other color? She said, there's chocolate milk. I said, chocolate is in a color, and I would have said chocolate milk if that's what I want. Boom right. She said yeah, but chocolate milk is brown.

I said yes, but I asked for milk, not chocolate milk. Why are you making a simple order of milk so complicated? She said, I'm sorry. I'll go get his milk. She returned with his milk and a free beer from me. Free ship for me. Wow. Wow, that's a free ship for me and a ground Police's double double. Uh. And then Laura Daniel at Fancy Underscore Crants. She asked me, is the term regular milk acceptable? Would you like chocolate milk or regular milk with your meal, to which I replied, no,

regular milk compared to chocolate milk. It's just milk. This is true. Regular milk compared to skim or fat free or two. That's fine. Here's regular milk, implies I want the milk that's just regular, no problem with no fat, just full fat milk. Regular milk is fine. But compared to chocolate milk, milk now, uh, Lauren park On on Twitter said, I know this may be a bit nitpicking, because of course I see these everywhere, but I have to pose the questions up and less. Isn't that just

a store? Yeah? We did that last week, dude, two weeks ago. Two weeks ago, I read that one. Okay, all right, then I apologize. I just saw it again, all right, continue, Okay. So we also got a picture from the Underscore Uncle Underscore paulled to you that something like that. He put, look at this picture. He put a picture of a little bagel and a giant everything bagel, and on the top of the bagel, the big bagel, he wrote savage bagel and at the bottom he wrote

hashtag bagel. Now, um, but that's not a freciate. I mean that I slipped that in, But I slipped in because I was in my folder here. Now I'm gonna say, spagel doesn't have an eye. He spelled an s h I bagel. That's she Bagel like she Boygan or it's she boy right, jay Z, is she your boy? Ship? Bagel is just sh bagel Bengel. Okay, now, grammar police.

I'm listening to a guy on ESPN radio in New York, and he's talking about the Jets and and and he's talking about the possibility of them having a good season or whatever he's talking about, and he says, could it be a possibility? Or more importantly, will it be a possibility? Those mean exactly the same thing, exactly the same thing it does. A possibility means could could it be a possibility? Is there a chance? So vannigot, could it be a possibility?

Or more importantly, will it be a possibility? Well, they both mean is there a chance? You dumbassy sit on that one for a while. You're listening, going, wait, I think he's right, Yeah, and I'm right. Nick mass Mascondaro. Mascondaro wrote, he saw on TV. I was watching a baseball game. Looks like the Reds don't even know PNC Park. Whereas who plays there? Pirates? Oh yeah, Pirates and whoever else. Anyway, there was a sign right there on the TV screen frame.

It said kids free ice cream eight four, so August four. But it's kids free ice cream? Right? Or is it ice cream? Right? Right? Exactly? That's what I'm saying, is that kid free ice cream? So yeah, So I'm more of a punctuation problem than a grammar police. We got one of those on the text messages that I didn't write it down, but it was something like, um, we broke up. I didn't know that we I didn't know we got back together. What she meant was we broke up.

I didn't know. So I then we got back together. Yeah, but we broke up. I didn't know we got back to got back together with something like that, Carefully, you put your commas? You got anything else? Because I got uh, I got one more thing. I gotta, I gotta. I just wanted to talk about etiquette on quickly. I let's let's let's wrap it up. Okay. I went to a went to a restaurant with my girlfriend. We were down the Jersey Shore in Asbury Park, and the restaurant was

the air conditioning was out already. It's a problem, right, it was the transformer had blown in town and it was a problem, and so they couldn't see people inside. So they were trying. They were trying so hard to please everybody by saying, you know what, it's a nice night out. It's boiling hot in at a restaurant. We're

gonna some set up some tables outside. So what they did was they had an outdoor area to sit where they had tables, but because they had accommodate more people than usual outside, they just took over the whole fucking sidewalk. Yeah so so but this okay. So what they did was they start they start lining tables down the sidewalk outside the place and the stores that they were putting the other the i'm gonna call the annex of outdoor table seating was closed. The storefront. It was like a

nine to five place. Understood, It's it's nine o'clock at night on a Saturday. These people they're gonna come in the next morning open up their shop. They're not even gonna know that. They were like when you're palking the driveway of a place that's not gonna be open for

three days. So we were kind of a couple of tables down in the attics, and they left a little bit of space because between the restaurant and the other store at the close storefront, there's a doorway for the apartment building for the people to go in and up, so they had to walk through tables. They don't walk through tables, but I'm like, I don't know what side them on here, because which side of the doorway I

was on the city. I was sitting down at the table eating my dinner, so I was past the door. I was past the door. You didn't pay full price of dinner? Did you? I did? Oh, you got ripped off. You're not even in the restaurant. You're eating street food at that point. No, I'm not. You're not. You got the ship, you got it. You're so far away from the restaurant you might as have taken the food home. You don't pay full price for that. Of course it's

a white tablecloth plays. But my point is, do the people that were going in out of the apartment have the right to huff and puff and make side comments and being like, I'm talking out the side of their mouths, and I'm gonna take pictures. One guy took a picture. Yeah I would, I would. What was he gonna complain to the city And he's gonna he's gonna suck the restaurant over. They were having an a c problem. They were trying to they were trying to accommodate their customers.

Me being one of them, if I would have went hungry that night, I would have been pissed. They got meatball served two ways there, all right, yeah, close to the kitchen and down the block. And you got down the block. You fucked. You got fucked because their air conditioning situation caused you to not have a nice dinner inside, but it was a nice dinner outside your table. Wobble on the sidewalk because it was good. Now, we were good there, we were good, but not once you passed.

I was a little peeved at the fact that the people that lived in the apartment above we were going in, they will make it a little bit extra like, oh, I'm sorry, Oh I gotta get through here. That was advocate. What if you live above that restaurant and they're constantly noisy, they leave the garbage in front of the street, and there's rats coming out, and they ruin your experience and you have to smell that same smell every damn day.

The people and you've complained, people that lived in that building and that that we're going in and out of that doorway made it a point to tell everyone around them that they were a little Oh I'm so sorry. I had to, you know, go between your chair on the left and your chair on the right, to to walk through. Hey, what they had packages? They got turned sideways. It was it wasn't a big problem. They could have

walked around. If you own that apartment, if you lived in that apartment, like may you'd want like a straight dinner at it. It was kind of dinner. I was discussed discussing when I grow up. I'm like, do I have a right to be angry? Do I not? Is this something that do I have? I'm gonna guess she said, you don't have a right to be angry. Well, I was what she said. She said the same thing she said, you know what she said. We're sitting here, were having

a great meal. Food was out of this fantastic and we we sat there and we were okay with where we was sitting, and I was just trying to feel for the people in the apartment building. But I couldn't bring myself to do it because the linguini with clam sauce and my hallib it was so good. It wasn't even still hot by the time they took a bust. Yes, I don't think they did stay. I'm not. Did you have to make a long distance call to get the way to bring you a drink. I don't have a

problem with the restaurant doing that. You should comment, and Robin told us to go home. You paid for dinner. Yes, that's why Robin had no problem. She's getting a free meal at twenty paces of forty. She doesn't care if she was paying for it. She'd been like the rest There was a restaurant in the wrong for setting up tables there to begin with, in front of the door near the doorway of an apartment entrance. That's all um. Yeah, I was feeling had for the people there, but then

I wasn't. I'm like, you know what, fuck them. These people are rude. Let them. It's one night now, and then they want to go home and go to bed. They gottahitt the clanking and the talking. And these are residents of the And no, wait a minute. That doorway that went up, was it up over the restaurant or up over the closed business? Up over the restaurant? See see what I'm saying. I wouldn't want to like Okay,

it was part of the restaurant's address question. If you came home to your apartment building, you have a doorman, right, If you came into your revolving door, and then when people eating dinner there the table, we went go around the tables to get in. If I heard a transformer had blown and the restaurant was boiling and the customers were the ones, you know, you're helping out the customers of the restaurant, not the restaurant itself. I don't know.

I just think that what you should have gotten office sitting that far away. Okay, see that's a whole other argument. That's my argument. If I have to walk, how far is the bathroom? Yeah, you have a lot of fun. You have to walk to get into bad people. You're with me? Are slices are with me? They know him? Right? He should have got Until I'm up. So I'm gonna set all over again. I'm ready to start another podcast. This was not a rant. This was anything rant. How

is my etiquet question turned into you being angry? You weren't even spend any money. Nothing came out of your possball. I'm still pissed and you you overpaid the pizza at at lmb's. You didn't get the four three slices, you have twelve dollars and the whole pie where you got fucked second or whatever, was you didn't get twelve slices, then you pay full price to sit down the block at the McDonald's. Drive through your fun you and I don't want to trip. Pull up a taco bell and

now just sitting a fold up chair. Right, you're sat on a folding chair, angry for me. They had to put a matchbox under the leg at the table to keep it from wobbling. No, would you like some warm bread? Sure well it won't be because it's coming from another state. You you you embarrassed me? What your what kind of brookly boy are you? I'm all I'm trying. I'm trying to have Oh we lost we lost a transformer. We're

gonna put you on the next block. Do you have Google Maps on your phone so we can find your table? How much data did you use finding the did you have to put like oh wait wait, start your journey problem? Originally it wasn't. It was It was an etique question about the residents living there and if I should have felt bad for them to day to walk? Did they give you a snack on your way to the table? Holy sh it, you tell me a story like that to get upset. No, because the boys Rockland Boys, rock Glad,