#86 Brody Wants a Longer Hose

hates you for it. Yeah. There was at one time that I was hung over so badly and I did because d Yeah that one time. That was like ten years ago though a long time ago. Yeah. So I'm usually on my ship, but I can't kick this and I'm blaming it on my allergies. I am in a in an awful way right now. Um, I got my noses running. I feel pressure on my cheek bones in the front when I pressed like the sides of my noses. What my nose me to my lips? I thought you

said you pressed the sides of your noses. Well, I'm an Italian, so I might I think I might have to you know, it's so freaking big. But look, look I'm pressing on it and I feel compression there. You know what you should do for that? What? Don't press that easier than does? But it's now causing my left moler on the top to hurt me a little bit. And but I checked my my temperature several times and I still oh my god, I used the rectal thermometer

in my mouth, that's the problem. Yeah, No, I was five for all three times, so I don't have a fever. But I don't know. What do you think if you weren't drinking last night? What are you? What are you in the last few days? Because my everyone in my family has allergies but me, and they're all destroyed this week. Oh yeah, my wife's taken double whatever where it is she takes well, I took alive or whatever. I don't know. I went around the room asking people what I should

take for this. I wouldn't even know. The first thing, Hike, don't come to me because you're all Sniffley and Snizy the room. By the way, speaking of Sniffley knows, we did a bit on the elvist Red Morning Show today, which today's Thursday, The ninth. Okay, So we were talking about dumb reasons you break up with people, and somebody texted in, I was dating a guy much taller than me and his nose was running and it ran out of his nose into mine, and so, okay, I would

definitely break up with the person for that. But how what were you doing? How were you kissing where your nose nostrils were facing up? You know you're that's a little redundant. I apologize. Your nostrils are pointing up and his are down? Like what kind of crazy? Yeah, like I could see if it like it landed in her mouth, if she was upside down on the bed. Well, that's

what I'm saying. Where they would doing like a sixty nine of the faces, Like what do you Her head could have been hanging off the bed and you but that wouldn't mean that I had to do then being tall her point, Why don't you're saying the reverse there? But know what she said was he was taller than me, and so I think maybe kissing, but not upping into our nose unless you like, go up. Was she snorting in at the time it dropped by? I don't know,

I don't know that's gross. You know when your love your love and you you do things and you overlook things. But it's not it's not it's not funny. It's not funny at all. It's not funny. Oh, I do have a music story coming up. I can't wait to hear this. Those are the that's the commercial with the Booger family, right, the Green Boogers. Yeah. Yeah, So I am a bad sick person. I am. I am a baby when I'm sick. I don't know about you, but I'm the good time.

I'm the worst. I'm like I can't do anything. And this robbing your girlfriend, like, go, suck it up, let's go. She doesn't see me when I'm sick. She's like, I don't want to deal with you because because when I was a kid, I would get babied and get coddled. Of course, Mommy, your mommy, my mom's Yeah, my mom is in the area. When I'm sick, I'll make you soup. Yeah that's my mom. I don't have that. So when i'm alone, I just sit there like my wife is very good to me. But when I'm sick, like, get

over it. I I just because I because I go, I take care of the kids. I keep moving. I don't have the luxury that right. I don't want to be sexist, but it's usually but well, they're saying a complimentary way that they keep moving. That's fine. They're born that way. They can. They can handle all kinds of ship. We can't. The slightest. Oh my god, I'm convinced that it hits men differently. You are. Yeah, I think i'd

like to. I think I think the flu to a man's biology, the testosterone interacts with the flu, making it much worse. I think when women get the flu, it's it's like a four on a one to ten, and they think it's what we have and they muscle through it. And I'm only saying that not to be offensive to women, but I'm saying it because you guys handle it like it's a four. And if it is at ten and you're handling like it's a four, God bless you. Yeah,

no pun intended. I just I feel like I've never seen even when my wife is really sick, she'll go all right, I gotta go, and she and she's fine, And like here I lay on the couch and I feel like someone kicked me in the face. The room is spinning. I get that pain over my eyes. Anyway, I'm attributing it to the pollen in the air and the trees and full bloom and all that not. They're

not there yet. Um. You know. It was last summer, in the middle of July, after we came back from our two week break on this very podcast where I told you the story of what happened to me on the fourth of July where Robin and I and another couple went to the Jersey shore and that we were approached. Oh yeah, the swingers, swingers Aladro and his and his wife. I'll have you alla want you? Yeah, yeah, So, okay, remember that story. I don't know you if you listening

to you heard me tell story. And they wanted to hook up with us, and the guy kept leaving and then he kept coming, doubling back and he's like I'm back, and then he was hitting you know, he's like, feel my wife's movies. Feel my wife's movies. In case you hadn't heard it, we're recapping slightly. Yeah, And so he wanted like the girls to touch each other and everything.

So he was going to anniversary and we're gonna we want we want to take you to our penthouse down the street where we could all party all night and watched the sun comes. All right, so um, this one more day weekend, I was at the shore with Robin and the same couple, and we hadn't seen each other in a while, and in a while or since last year? Have you seen them since? Yea twice? Oh you never mentioned that. Yeah, we hung out a couple of times.

You hung out, you know, he wants to bang your girlfriend and hung I would no, no, no, this is my friend, my friend Joe and his girlfriend and the swingers. No no, we never made friends with the swingers. As you looking forwards me and in four of us, it was the swinger night was Robin and I and my friend Joe and his girlfriend. And it was a third couple, right, and it was a third couple that we're hitting on.

The third couple was not there this weekend? Well well, well, so Robin and I were out to dinner reminiscing with Joe and his girlfriend placed the Jersey Shore and Asbury Park called Brando's not a sponsor, and we were having Italian food and so after this, let's go to the rooftop of the Asbury Hotel, not a sponsor, and we're like, sure, let's go to the Asbury Hotel. And then Joe turns to me as like, how funny would it be if aldro and his wife were just where we left him

on the fourth of July? And I said, you know, I said, this is a fifty fifty shot that that guy will be up there, because if you think about it, well, it's either he's there he's not. But there's a very good chance. He's a very good chance he will be there because that's his hanging, that's where that's his nest. You almost saw his hang. Well, I didn't want to see his hang. So sure enough we leave Brandos, we

go to the rooftop. As been walking towards the back of the very hotel rooftop, there was Alejandro hitting on a couple of girls like you ladies are gorgeous, You're all gorgeous. I'm gonna buy you drinks, the same lines he used on us on the fourth of July. And Robin turns to me and she that's him, And then she goes to Joe. There he is, and we're all looking at each other like, holy sh it. The guy was there he was back because that's his haunt, that's

where he goes. Yeah, so we uh, we avoided him. He didn't recognize us, but I just thought it was fun. He didn't recognize you. What a whore? He tried to sleep with you? Yeah, but you know what need people? He does that to every summer. I get it. You think that he takes time off. Did you have the conversation again with Robin? What conversation I have any conversation

with her? Like so a year later, like she were willing to talk to a andro No d This guy is like looks like Pitbull on crack, like real crack, not psycho out of his mind, just just not Okay, he's ugly. Pit Bull ugly, that's what you're saying, right, Okay, ugly people just really burnt down. Pit Bull on crack probably still looks like Pitbull. I'm gonna be like, okay, Pitople on meth, it still probably looks like pit Yeah. If you're on meth, you got you got like half teeth,

you know, teeth. I haven't done methsine third grade, so it's me up. It isn't yeah, oh my god. Anyway, So anyway, we'll move on, but I just would I wanted to bring it full. Sorry, you're gonna after we finished this podcast go back and edit all the no, you get what you pay for a right, Yeah, which if you guys paid ten cents of podcast, he would take those. You know, we should revisit that. Well. You know a bunch of people have tweeted me saying that

they would pay ten cents an episode. Yeah, and people would tell tell me that they pay a quarter. You know what else? People have suggested on the text more tissues for the co hosts. There's that, and you know I have some in my back pocket. But they also suggested that we opened up a Brooklyn Boys merch store. And what would that look like? And I'm thinking, like I could totally see Slice for Life t shirts that that's right right up front. All you should jar your

mom's tomato sauce with Brooklyn Boys tomato sauce, Marinara. Should we open a merch store right now? It's great? Should we open a merch store? I don't know, maybe I mean that's greedy. Well, if it's a real Brooklyn Boys, like a Brooklyn thing, we should open it up and then burn it down for insurance. Would people wear would people we'd steal the hub caps? Oh god, we would. Actually would people buy a Brooklyn Boys Slice for Life T shirt? If I believe they would, I would. What

would that look like? Would it have pizza on it? Of course it would have PiZZ I think you'd have real pizza on it. I think it like a scratch And I think it asked that pizza stains needs to smell like pepperoni. Uh, talk to Alejandro about that, listen. Uh, that's fine. I would have T shirts. Um, I would have Brooklyn Boys baseball hats and maybe a Brooklyn Boys pizza cutter. Oh, one of those things. What about? What about for the women? They can't use a pizza cutter?

They can't have a shirt, a baseball cap? What women don't with baseball caps? Is there anything sexier than a woman with her head through a ponytail? That's pretty, it's pretty sexy, But I think a lot of most women don't like. What are the general eyes reporting for duty? What about specific items for that women would use, Like an accessory that only a woman could use. I mean like a handbag, Brooklyn Boys handbag? What are you talking about? Stolen sap? Holder, what do you what do you mean

like bedazzled flask? Bedazzled? Well, men don't want to bedazzled. We know men that would want to bedazzled flask. And why would women want a flask? We don't. We're not alcoholics, not that you're an alcoholsk somebody. We don't talk about alcohol. It's gotta be about this podcast, So it has to be something specific. FedEx package is Brooklyn boys on it? Do you like that? What about what about a fuck you? A oh f you Ape seventy seven shirt? I would

wear that absolutely, I would wear that. We have no relevance in society, doesn't matter if some people don't mean you're at your local state fair and you wear the F you Ape seventy seven. If somebody knows that, comes comes over to you, if somebody comes over you. And if you had a shirt that said hashtag figot or or Sagel, hashtag spagel, that'd be that be tremendous with a picture of a bagel in a bag, like a

bag of bagels and under it hashtag spagel. Yeah, so that you know, there's an instant bonding moment and then like you know, like a circle with a line through it over the bag, like say no to Spagel's. That'd be great. That's the shirt. Someone's gonna make that for me in a navy or a dark gray in an Excel bring it. I'm thinking, no, it would would I actually know what you know that that might actually we might have some boy Spagel's, Yeah pizza and Spagel's Pizza, Spagel's,

ohs bagels frozen anyway, I don't know. This is all just all right. So, speaking of Brooklyn, I don't want Jersey promises on this podcast. I wanna, yeah, I want to combine Brooklyn with the Jersey Shore. So we we did a live show on Friday at Jenkinson's Boardwalk at Jenkinson's Point Pleasant Beach in right, yeah, all right. So it's a it's a massive it's a fairly large boardwalk with the carnival games and food and ride. You know, you know what we're talking about. If there was anywhere

near at Ocean or a leave. You've been at the Iowa State Fair, but it's on a boardwalk all the time. But it's in the summer. So we were did the broadcast Friday and my wife says, oh, the kids want to go to the beach. Now, let's go to the beach. If you if you know anything about New Jersey, you look at a map, it's got, you know, a couple of hundred miles of coastline on whatever it is. And uh, they decided they want to go to the same beach we were out on Friday. I said, it's all these beaches.

We want to go to Point Pleasant, we want go to the rides whatever. Not a sponsor. So we drive down on Sunday because it's not Memorial Day. Day is Monday. So we're like, go because you can't drive down there on down on Thursday or Friday and up on Monday because everyone's coming and going, We're going Sunday. We get there like five o'clock. The beach closes at five thirty. We figured we'll well, the lifeguards leave at five thirty, can still go on the ocean. We get there at

five o'clock. It's mayhem. Can't find a parking space. Mayhem. Every street is a parking lot of cars trying to find parking. Half the street su permit parking only right. And so my wife is driving because it's her car. But you know, we're from Brooklyn. We like to give our advice point not so pleasant. Right. So at one point I went, hey, you should make it right here, and so she made the right and we got like nailed into traffic and no man's land. And I got

it for like twenty minutes. Oh yeah, make a right, swap move, make a right. We could have made a left. You ought to make it right, Mr big shot in the passenger seat. That's like taking the wrong We're going down the wrong path and Dragon's and then you you die. Wow reference that's wow. Okay, by the path to the left. Yeah, okay. So after about an hour, now you know I'm I'm I'm a Brooklyn driver. I'm an aggressive driver. I want the wheel. I'm like, hey, you want me to take

the note? I got it. But she's getting upset and frustrated. Whatever. Anyway, we we we parked right by the hotel we stayed in across the street. It was a short block. It's two beautiful new homes with spiral staircases and giant decks in the back to look at the ocean. And the third piece of land on the corner is a construction site. Right, nothing's been building something we see someone pulling out. We quickly grabbed this. We make a crazy U turn. We

grabbed the spot. It's a meter, okay, and the meters are still working on a frigging Sunday, and point pleasant you have to put money in the meter. Ridiculous. I mean they only have three months to make their entire year's work. Frigging sun Day, the Lord's Day, the matter memorial data line to day. They're on the clock, right, So first of all, f you for having meters on Sunday night. But okay, so we put the credit card in now Sundays my friend. So I'm in the cart,

my wife and two of my kids. My oldest kid is with her boyfriend driving in his car. She's driving because she knows the area a little better. He doesn't want to drive around New Jersey. It's not from New Jersey, okay. So I know they don't have the skill set to fight for a spot the way a trained professional does. So I call him, where are you? Oh, we're like eight minutes away from where you are because we're tracking them on an app and they're stuck in in bumper

to bumper street traffic trying away. Whose bright idea was it to go down the shore again from my wife, and we took two cars, which means you have to find two spots. Okay. So as we're parking in the spot with the meat with the meter and we're putting the money in this a driveway behind us, right behind our car whether whether one of the houses is and then about twenty ft behind our car is the next parking space. It's a metered park, metered spot. Two guys

get in the car and they're pulling out. So we call my other daughter and I say, hey, get over. Here is a guy getting out. It's gonna take me ten minutes to get there because I'm traffic. Did you hold on? So first my daughter says, my middle daughter says, I'll get in the spot and stand there for her. That doesn't work, and maybe in small town America people like, oh, he's in the spot, let him go. No if you

do that in the Northeast. So I got. I go into the window of the two guys in the car and I said, excuse me, yeah, what what I like the New Jersey attitude? I said, are you guys leaving? Yeah? I go, I'll give you ten bucks if you just sit here till my daughter gets here in like eight minutes. Don't leave because I figured parking was thirty. By the way that I mentioned that parking is thirty dollars. We get there at five thirty. The day's almost done and

it's thirty. I saw. I'm figuring it's less money, not where The guy was like, not thirty. Now he could have been lying to me. He could have been right, he could have been ten. But so I told the guy, I'll give you ten bucks worth the ten bucks at that point, right, give me a ten bucks. The guy says, no, I gotta go ten bucks. Now, I gotta go. Now, I gotta go. I gotta go. So he pulls out,

and my daughter's like, I'll stand here. I go. You cannot stand here this now this cars lined up the street right, they're lined up in both directions, but they're at a light now, so no one is coming towards where we are. They're all going in the opposite direction outside of the street. And they haven't noticed the spot yet. So I see the construction site and it's got you know, bricks, an outhouse, um and orange cone. Run. I grab an

orange cone. I put it in the spot. Perfect Now in Brooklyn, I'll explain why in Brooklyn we grew, people would keep extra cones in their trunk. That's right, in case of emergency, an emergency being you want to save a spot for somebody, Right, So I put the car, I put the cone in the spot, and I tell my daughter walk away, walk away, don't look at it, walk away, don't act like we did that. Walk away, and Dad, you can't do that. Oh, yes, she did, so she just she just mom, Dad put a spot,

cone in the spot. So my wife looks. He goes, he's some Brooklyn. He's allowed, of course, as he starts laughing. How many cars passed and how much time passed it was? How many people? It was eleven minutes after you put the car in, eleven minutes before my daughter showed up, I would say thirty cars went by. They all looked and kept going. Not one of them thought it's the cone scam. Not one of them because they're not from Brooklyn, right.

Plus it's right by a construction site. They must have figured. But why would there be a cone on a Sunday? Didn't make any sense? Yeah, but there was still there was there a dumpster by nearby. There was a car behind it and a driveway in front of it. Yeah, well you know your your eyes just see the entire scene and you're distracted. Okay, the whole place is under construction, right right right, I'm questioning that. So my daughter keeps looking to make sure it's the spots there. I go,

stop looking. If you look the chick is up, people will know you're eyeing it like you did it. You don't know anything, you know not don't look, don't look. And so as my my daughter pulled up the block from the other side of the road, this is brilliant. I wait, I wait till she makes the U turn because I don't want to attention. She makes the U turn and just I pull the code out just as

she pulls in. Got that spot already too late for anybody else, morally wrong, Brooklyn, completely brilliant, and it's a free spot. You don't have to pay anyone anything. Right now. I'm not saying that where you're from, wherever you're listening from, you guys don't do it. I'm just saying I was taught that most people don't really live well that's island and cosmopolitan area. I'm just saying that, you know, if you're listening in a different part of the country. But

you don't do that. Parking spots are I mean, you have big open lands. So I knew a guy in my old neighborhood. You know those police horses. It's like a piece of wooden and two legs. They don't say police on him, but then you know what I'm talking about. It's the two A shaped legs and then a beam across the barricade. He had the three pot barricade he would put together and put in the spot in front of his house. He'd come home and have a spot.

One guy on my block had an old couch. He would put the couch in the spot and then a garbage bag on it to make it look like it was gonna get picked up by the by the garbage company. I got something even better, but it was non garbage day, so that no one would move a couch to get a spot. We had. Big Bob was big Big Bob. Big Bob took an old junk junker of a car and bought it for the sheer purpose of leaving it permanently in the fucking spot so no one could ever

park in front of his house. But then he couldn't park in front of his house. He didn't want it. His point was he didn't want anybody parking in the space. That's a whole other level of people with issues. It's like, you don't want not only do you not want people to take your spot, but now you don't want anyone parking in front of your house, regardless of who it is,

and regardless of you either spot or not. So he bought this clunky green seventies car and he put a sign on it permanently that wrote that said car doesn't move to avoid tickets on alternate side. At some point you have to get a ticket for that. Nope, never did, never got That fucking car sat in his spot in front of his house for the better part of eleven years. I'm not even can. You can call my parents right now and they'll prove I mean, I'm just I'm not

even joking with you, alright. Well, and my whole years, my years growing up in Brooklyn, this junkie car was sitting there, my mom and I By the way, people have my mom on next episode. People are asking for Mama Brod every one next episode. Uh, if she's available. The crazy car guy on My block used to sell cars, right, he would get them from from all over the country whatever, and he'd bring jelappy looking beat up cars. And if you needed a beat up car, you go to him.

Right now, everybody knows in Brooklyn the cheapest place to car insurance that you can get on the East coast is Browood County, Florida. Well that's one of them. So people would go and rent like they buy a little piece of land like, and then they would register that car in Browood County, Florida. All the cars had Browood County,

Florida plates. But what this guy would do, same thing to reserve spots because he needed he needed all four spots in front of the little apartment building he lived in. He would put old cars there. But he couldn't get a ticket because he would print license plates. He would get cardboard license plates printed that looked like metal plates, and he would put them on the car, or he

put him in the window of the cars. He couldn't touch him and feel him, so the cops would come by and go, oh, he's got a license plate and now, and he would leave it there. Same thing. Car doesn't run, car won't move right, So he would have all four spots in front of the apartment building. Crazy car guy, brilliant, brilliant, but also psycho at the same time, because what problem do you have with sharing the fucking sidewalk with your

fellow neighbors. Well, i'll tell you, you you know what we should. I don't want to, you know what, I'll tell the story even though what happened to my mother because I know she's busy today. So she she parks her car. She lives in an adult community, meaning you go through the gate, you tell that, you give the guy that the arm goes up, you go in the huge area and it's all for people over fifty years old, right, So it's all older people and all all Toyota cameras

and whatever similar cars. And so she parks in a car part, which is basically like a garage with no door, right, And so it's a long building with a bunch. You get a spot, it has a roof and a sidewall and you just pull in. So they had to get you had they had to clean the car parts out, and they wanted to repave inside the car parts. So they put up a sign which I'm gonna post on Instagram at some point this week. It says car poard cleaning, no parking anywhere. How do you not park anywhere? You

can't park anywhere? How does that make sense? You have to blow up your car. You have to park somewhere, the suggesting you put it in your own garage. No, it's as you don't know. You can't park in your car poard you you can't park anywhere. It says no parking anywhere, So that means you're parking on the street. No, that's that's awhere. No parking anywhere? But how far it is anywhere? But that's what I'm saying. How far is anywhere? Anywhere's everywhere? If you can't park anywhere, you have to

keep driving your car. I would imagine you could park around the block. That's somewhere. I know it's somewhere, But that's that's not what the sign is saying that that's out of the range of anywhere? Does it No, does it say anywhere in the vicinity of this? Okay, show me the sign. Does it say anywhere? What does it say? It looks at the picture it's a floor sign. Yeah,

it's car part cleaning, right, no parking anywhere? Right? So to me, my interpretation, can you stand he's sitting in the car, the engine running anywhere, there's a car poord in that area, you can't park anywhere? Say in that area doesn't say don't park it anywhere. If I can't see that sign, then I could park there because you're somewhere. You're somewhere else. Right anyway anyway said park somewhere else anywhere, but well, somewhere else is vague too, then right, but

somewhere else at least means not here. This doesn't say don't park here, just don't pluck anyone parking anywhere anywhere. So my mother she couldn't drive the car to your house and park there because the sign suggests that it can't park anywhere. My house is somewhere. That's what the sign says. Well, I mean, don't take the sign to literally, Brodie, I mean, but that's what the sign says. I know the sign says. The sign that says you have to

have a membership card to get inside. Thank you, Tesla, A great car, by the way, you did park by the way that that's a that's a cover Tesla. That's a cover song. Can you park your test where a band? I think called load. I wrote the anyway, can you park your You're ruining the fucking joke. Can you park your test Barkley Tesla anywhere anywhere? Okay? So she parks around the corner because she didn't take the sign literally, because we had that conversation. She's like, I gotta plunk

somewhere I go. The sign says you're in trouble. So she parks around the corner on the main street where all the people are parking. It's not a site out of mind, so I can't see your fucking sign of anywhere. So she parks on the main street and as a house it's an attached house because it's all old people with attached houses, and it's an attached house. She parks on the street. The woman doesn't own the street. It's

not her parking space, it's the main street. Comes out and says, um, how long will you be leaving your car there? My mother says as long as it takes to clean out the car part because we can't park anywhere and I gotta park here. The woman says oh. So then she comes back a couple of days later to get something out of her car, and the woman comes out again and says, you need to move your car. My mother says why, She says, because I have the guy coming and he needs to have a spot. Mother says,

what do you mean the guy? Who's the guy? Because I'm having a delivery and the guy needs to pull up there, so you're gonna eat the movie car. The guy that wrote the sign that you can't park anywhere. So my mother says, the whole street is empty. The guy can park in front of my mother and walk an extra foot and a half. People are so He's like, uh, if he charges me extra for parking away because you're so My mother is like, you know what, I'm staying here.

My mother gave it to Brooklyn. She gave it the Brooklyn face, and she's like, I'm not moving my car and parking my car. Point, why are these people so petty? She didn't want to and I don't even know this woman has a car. It wasn't like the woman had her own car there. She didn't want in front of the house, which is technically the back of the house

waste based on how the house. You don't feeling right now, because we talked about the Jersey Shore Jersey go Ahead was a parody song that you wrote a long time ago. Now Will Smith is in the film Aladdin. He's back now, and you wrote this song when Will Smith was I want to say song Miami. I'm going to Miami. But if you're gonna play this, I just want to First

of all, it's long. It's okay, it's it's two minutes and twelve second, which is long now for parodies, which we gotta get I know, but we're gonna play all two and a half dat. We'll play a minute. They used to be thirty five cents for the Guarden State Parkway tokens every like five miles. It's all right, kay, the song is fro. We're good. Don't make it sound old. Twenty year old song. This was a big hit. This was such a big hit. A Prick radio station on

the Jersey Shore uh Re sang it. Even if you can't relate, you could still laugh because let's just play a minute. You know, you might be listening to North Dakota right now, but I think you'll you'll I think you'll like this. I didn't my Game of Throne song. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, New Jersey bear My Beach bringing the heat ah ha ha. Can you'll smell that? Can

you'll smell at God? The state? Ah? Here, I am in a place where you can't left turn, New Jersey, the place where Jack Handle turns every day in the shopping mall, everybody's shopping all day Newark and Wayne. Okay, so we spent a little something. By exit, third Team and Joey in the car driving down to eight States. We're feeling ill from the arthic kill. With the Jersey ladies past, they'd be like, can you see them with pages embraces, real blank faces. The show's my vacation lifting

Secoccus and my Claire black whites. They all have big blood. Everybody goes to Springsteen's playing and every girl I know it's cracking, gumming, hairspraying. Every Friday night, I hang out and whole boat in the thirty five cents for the Garden State Coat, getting body in the state where the stink is on all night on the beach with my girlfriend. Welcome Tim, Hi, I'm fetal, I'm from Jersey, going out to dinner Heaton Palmer jan all night with my girl,

let my dodge named on. Welcome to New Jersey. I'm going to Yeah, that's Brody with his and uh our boy Spruce sang on it. That's not Spruce you've been working for. That's not Spruce. That's a guy who's black boy that not every black person is Spruce. You know what ship was Spruce? You even word Spruce writing comedy for twenty five years. Bruce is not a singer. That's that's Ralph. That sounds like Spruce to me. No, he did the jar Rule duets bits that I did years ago.

Everyone thought my bad was a guy that sound what What made you think it was Spruce and not? Because Spruce has been your writing partner in that department for all those years. I right, right, I just assumed that was him. Really, why doesn't sound like him? I like him to me, so it sounds like a black person to you. Hey, this is Sebastian Manaskalkle and you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Scary and Brody Brodie. I need your help on this. I'm really this is

something that that got my goat. I tried to bring it up to Elvis earlier in the week and he wasn't as incensed as I was. But I think you maybe is this one of those where you you you you get very upset and and pumped up and then you go down. And then Elvis I was so mad. I can't believe people do this, and he looks at you, like, why you upset? I don't know. It was a story that took place. Then, By the way, Jan Brady is trending on Twitter right now as we record this, is

she sick? No? I I got worried. You have? So when you go on Twitter, how you see a celebrity You're like, oh right, because like they don't have a new So Jan Brady was trending. But Eve Plumb, who played Jan Brady on The Brady Bunch, wasn't trending. So I thought too, people not know Eve Plumb is. But if Eve Plumb died, wouldn't they say Jan Brady plump? But why is she trending? It's a political thing. Okay,

you have to look it up. But the point is she's trending, and just made me think of it because you said, is this story so um the bronx? Okay, clap, okay, clap, so the bronx. Uh, let's stake you there. There was a woman who so a woman owns a bodega walks into a bar. No, a woman owns a bodega, okay. And she had a tip can sitting on the inside of the plexiglass, the bulletproof glass. Yeah, but but the

inside there's an opening for you to actually pay. But literally maybe a foot off to the side on the inside of the glass is this tip can. It's a giant can, like a coffee can. Okay. And now would people put money in it? It's behind then they have a separate can for the people. And then she she transfers the money at the end of the day to this other camp which she has on the counter on the counter, and the daughter was apparently she was saving

for the daughter's college fund. And they showed this video surveillance of a guy reaching over, reaching in and grabbing the can and running off. Do you know what I didn't see the video. You have to crane his art, like you have to like Ben Downe away. She was like pretty much like in an over a little bit. He didn't take a hangar and grab the can was right there. Do you know much money he got away with in that fucking can? Four thousand dollars? No? No, no, no,

you didn't tell Elvis that four thousand dollars. They were interviewed on the news and she said, I was saving up from my daughter's college fund and it took me about eight years to get that money. And the daughter then shows you the marks on the wood of where the counter that that's how long that can has been sitting there. Then you see the marks on the wood.

All right, here's a dumb question. Who the fuck leaves four thousand dollars in a goddamn coffee can in arms length of anyone ever jumping in and grabbing it and running off? And how don't even last that long? What are you doing? You're googling the story? No, no, you don't believe four thousand dollars. Everyone should google the story. So here's what I'm thinking. No, there is no thought. You're not a fucking idiot, and you can deserve to get your mon I know you don't. You don't deserve

to get your money stolen. It's just not surprising she did. You know. Look, if you leave your front door open by accident, you don't deserve to have someone come in your house and rob you. You don't you can go Well, that's stupid. So I feel sympathy for horror. No, I don't. At the same time, no, shimpathy. Look, think about it some more. If you save money for that long, I don't want to be an asshole. And it's fourth. First of all, four thousand dollars doesn't pay for most colleges. No,

but she was saving for college. It's the principle. No. My point was that if they don't have four thousand, now they don't have anything college. That's crazy. Now here's a question playing devil's advocate. What if there was a couple of hundred dollars in the can they say four thousand dollars so people will start a funding But maybe they're doing a little Brooklyn Michael. Maybe this is this. They said there was four backing up a little bit. Well that's the only and then then you know what,

they're even worse, like what numbers believable? Then if we say ten thousand, no one's gonna believe it. One thousand is not enough, then she really deserves it. Four thousand is as high as you can go without going to five thousand. Like five thousand seems like they were lying.

I'm like, well, you know what, there's no proof of anything. Now, they could say four thousand, they could have spend twenty thou but now but you know, now, could you see the guy's facing the video, Yeah, it's clear as day. You see him struggling. You see him hesitate because the person kept, you know, like looking back. I guess looking back, or they he said into the back of the store. Admittedly, you're a low life if you're stealing somebody's tip, can

the thief you don't put it in? Will cover your face. I'm not saying that criminals are the smartest people in the world, although if you watch Oceans eleven, you'd think that those guys would have probably put a mask on their face. But this guy, you know, that's the point is, how do you not empty the jar at the end of the night and just put it somewhere else. I don't know how you leaving it on the counter for seven years? You leave a coffee Canada four grand. We

did a story about a guy in New Jersey. What pointed it too much? He worked at best Buy or some retail store. He got out of his car with the car running and the keys in the ignition he had to run in and get something he forgot, or he was on his day off to his pay check whatever. He ran in and came out his car was gone. Well, you left your car running with the keys in it. That guy, I'm gonna say, Okay, you deserve that. Okay, how is that any different from this person? Because that

guy left the keys and the car running. If if she left it on a string swinging in the front door, maybe, but she. I mean, look, I don't if it gets in that can. I'm emptying that, you know me, I'm please. I would have had that in the bank. Are you kidding me? You know, I'm just gonna leave my life savings in the cash register. But I think I think

there's a possibility that number got jacked up. I'm thinking so too, is that looking to play on the sympathy is a good people And I'm hoping I'm hoping it got jacked up because then but now she's not stupid. Now she's an asshole for jacking up the number. If she did that, yeah, now she's an asshole. Speaking of which, Gregg Tea's topic train this week. One of the topics was what was it? What do you steal? How much money are you making? This was the the thief not

being a thief. This is what I brought this topic up to Elvis. So the topic on the top on Great TIA's topic train was how much you make in being a thief? Right? That seemed like a fun topic. A second is some self admitted thief couldn't show on the show. You heard the calls that couldn't believe it. People were texting in, Oh, the pistachio nuts and cashews are expensive, so uh I take the I take the label for um like raisins or something, and I have the guy it scans because raisins are a dollar a

pound and the nuts are nine dollars a pound. And you know I'm on a budget. Well then eat the raisins. You're on a budget. You don't get to sound on a budget. So I'm gonna steal the nuts. So then that so that came in. Then some other person called in and was like, oh, yeah, I steal such and such. I uh I do the self checkout at the at the store. I pay for a third of it and throw the rest in the bag. And I was just like, yeah, this is terrible. We're promoting this end this topic. But

not only a people their crooks. They brag about it. Oh, yeah, I have this great scam. Look I put the orange cone in the street. I get it. That was that was probably wrong, right, But I wasn't stealing money from people. Don't do that either, that's yeah, it's just terrible. Yeah, I don't want to yea, yeah, okay, some things that I do want to complain about for a second, feel free. I got a letter from my medical provider, one of them, and I'm not going to give the name. And it

says to pay your bill, call this number. It's an eight hundred number, not a number, and it says when you call, enter your pin number right there and number. So I called them to complain about their invoice. And you know what the recording says, ship you know here called the number. Oh it's it's it's during hours the number. Okay, do this live, stling, We have a weird dialer. And thank you for colding American Medical. But I spent the middle dose. Yeah, if you've received a letter from us,

please enter the pin number. I hang up American Medical. Listen to her. Okay, So American Medical was the company that called me, right, she goes, Hello, thank you for calling American Medical. First of all, you have a British accent. I got a problem with that. I know she could live here. Now, what are you telling me American Medical? I can't find someone with an American accent. A million people probably would be available in any more British based company.

I don't they better not be with that name. The point is I called up. I called up specifically because I had nothing better to do with my life. This is the kind of life I had to call up and complain about their invoice that said pin number on it, and the voicemail says, enter your pin number. I hung up. I can't win. No, I can't win. Uh. Speaking of can't winning, I got a tweet from Derlas Rodriguez. She says, my daughters and I went for some fast food. Once.

My fourteen year old and I saw this. We looked at each other and thought of David Brody. We are fans, and we're catching up. We're up to episode sixty two. We are listening in order God blessing, God bless you. They put a picture up from a certain archway fast food place arches and it says step one, choose a meal, Step two, choose a side. Step three, choose a drink. Your choices are organic apple juice, the sunny water white milk. They don't even have chocolate milk, just put milk. They

want to make sure that you know it's milk. I'm not gonna all right, all right, all right, I get another one. Oh yeah from Tissha snod Grass. What a great name. By the way, I have a few snot grasses in this tissue here, I bet you do. Oh mg, Brooklyn boys at David Browny. That's scary Jones. Look what my husband found at our local grocery store. It's a picture of a bag of rainbow bagels, and she puts it's a bag of rainbow Spagels bagels. So it's a

bag of shitty rainbow bagels. This was one of my favorites. This is my favorite of the week. Wonderful, so it must be one wonderful ja Wand's what a great name. At David Brody McDonald's offering hashtag free dessert for pulling Forward. It's a coupon. On one side it says thank you for pulling forward with a picture of the drive through, and then the back it says one free dessert of your choice at participating McDonald's when you pull forward at

the drive through a reward. Yes, that's okay, I'll pull forward for that. Yes, yes, all day. This microphone sounds tinny. By the way, how great is that McDonald's realizes it's a pain in the ass. What the actual ticket? It says one free dessert? You know what, that's awesome. I give that McDonald's credit more. McDonald's should fall in line. Wait, McDonald's a corporation, not a franchise, So isn't that a franchise. It's a corporation, But they're all franchise in the ship,

so they don't. So that means it's up to each individual with Michael McDonald's right manma po Leasema, Policema, Policema police. You gotta come over to the side of the board because I don't even believe this is real and this is hilarious. We got an email at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com from Joe Dingo. Joe, don't we pick a microphone on the second? You're gonna give the email address again because people keep asking for it.

You can you know what? You could scroll backwards and scrub on the podcast now I know the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail. So what's the email address for the brookn Boys podcas the Broken Voice Podcast gmail dot com. Joe Dingle writes from the Crab Shanty in City Island, which is uh the city. It's like an island off of the Bronx in New York, the same place where that tip jar was stolen with four thousand dollars in it not surprising that you'd see a sign like this

at the Crab Shanty. It's a permanent sign of a restaurant. And Joe wrote, right, r, you had one job, never thought anyone could fuck this up? Brodie, Why don't you do the spelling of this fine Italian seafood place. That's a real sign, my friend. That is a permanent sign someone spent thousands of dollars on to put above their store. It's the name of the restaurant. No, no, it's not the name, it's a it's their slogan. It says fine Italian Seafood on the on the awning spells I t

A l I l A n at talillan at talian. Okay, maybe that's a count you were unaware of. Maybe a teal. Maybe I'm going to give the owner a pass that maybe that day that they put up the sign, he wasn't there. But I have to believe that hundreds of fucking people have now told him to sign has a spelling error on it. Hundreds have to be okay, and

he hasn't done anything about it. All right, not getting political, But last week or the week before, the Boston Red Sox went to visit the White House, the world champion Boston Red Sox. By the way, the Patriots won the Super Bowl, the Red Sox won the World Series, and the Boston Bruins have a chance to win. I cannot stand New England. I mean with the team's great beautiful place,

but there in the New England area. Yes, so the Red Sox, like the White Sox, spell their name s o X. Sure the White House sent out a letter welcoming the Boston red s O c K S. Yeah.

That seems like that's a bad one. A bolt lease got more plea p no. I just like remember two episodes ago, I was ranting about how Target has a sign up that said, um no unpaid for merchandise in the and right now I got upset about that because you know, it's an unpaid merchandise, And I said, if it's unpaid, does that mean it works here and you don't pay it? So they sent me a picture of Low's bathroom and it says please do not take merchandise

into restroom. That's exactly correct. That's the best way to say it, right, because once you pay for it, it's no longer merchandise, and unpaid merchandise means you're not paying it a salary. That's a problem. Rainbow sch Bagels love that. Hey, this is Sebastian Manascalcole, and you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody and Scary meld talk. That sounds like it's time welcome. You've got mail, all right? A lot of people on the even is not even train.

Jason Larson just discovering the podcast. Um, I don't even know what episode he's up to. He just wrote us, He wrote us, I can't even get into this. I want to read long emails. I love you, man, but maybe we should have put a place where we could post these, because this it's way too much. I mean, you're writing novels in these emails. All right, let's go

over with that. To me, I want to read it it's free deserve, all right, I got a couple of all right, here's another free desserve when this is not as long as Ryan d Brooklyn Boys. Uh, just a warning he tends to ramble on. Sorry, stumbled upon the Elveston Rand in the Morning Show two years ago, and I hear radio stumbled upon the fifteen minute Morning Show and then the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I love you all been catching up slowly. I'm up on to episode number

twenty two. You might have already coming in the day. It might have covered a situation like this already, but here it is having problems with a local fast food place. One has one that has spicy chicken sandwiches that are two for six bucks, and I usually want to through their app, and when I finished place in my letter, it charges it to my card. Problem comes in when I get to the drive through speaker. I let them

know my order number. They have me pull to the window, and then when I'm at the window, they say to me, we are gonna make those fresh for you, so you'll need to pull around to the front. Lie when it's ready, we'll bring it out. I can't tell them. I can't tell them no because my card has already been charged, right because he already paid for it online. Sit there. So Uh, I have had this happened to me several times at different times throughout the day. The guy is

the only on episode twenty two. You gotta forgive him. Uh even tried to hit the I'm here button on the app they could start making it anyway. I sent two emails to their corporate office with no reply back of these long weights. Then just last week, corporate guy on the phone acted like he did not care. When he called me back. All he said to me was, Okay, I'll forward this on to the appropriate person and they'll

call you back. So the person this guy was actually trying to rectify the long wait saying by complaining on email and got nowhere when they call them back. So far it's been three days no call back. I'm pretty piste off, right, What do you get here? I've worked for fast Food before, understand about drive to through times with food cost. I understand as a customer I should not have to wait that long for fast food. Help me get me my free dessert. That's from Ryan Nisbeth

in Murryville. M O. What's m O? M Missouri? Yeah, yeah, So how did that? How do we help him? Uh, he's got two problems going on at once, one of which we've addressed at nausea, and that's the pull up to the front. But now he's getting bad customer service after he made the complaints to corporate. How do you handle that? Well? First of all, the first thing I did when that happened to me, which is where the

rant came from, I asked to speak to the manager. Okay. Um. By the way, the fact that you didn't know Mo was Missouri is a little frightening to me. Um. I didn't know that because I thought, because I know that, well, there's there's Emmy. Emmy is Maine, I believe right, see, but I didn't know. But that should be m A. But that's Massachusetts Montana? What's Montana? Is it mt? Okay, I'm I'm guessing. All right, let's move on. So I called the manager. Then I called the regional manager, and

that's how I got my coupons. By the Missouri should bem I? Okay, fuck you? Why is Michigan? Well there you go, But why is it Michigan MN? Why? Why should it be? Why should Missouri b m O? Why should Why should Michigan get the m I and not Missouri. That's what I'm saying. Suck you continue, you know I have a point. You might want to go in order of the became states. Check that out whatever, And I don't know, And then you don't tweet me. I don't care. I just I'll look it up if I care enough.

So how do you get double Why? How do you do? Because I had the regional manager send me coupons, and then I called the customer service number and they sent me Why does this warrant double free dessert? Well, because they fucked him and didn't call him back for three days. That's rude. He gets something for their rudeness. They didn't call him back. Well I keep calling. Speaking of speaking of Taco Bell, by the way, you know I love Taco Bell. I complained about the drive to but I

love them my favorite thing. As the ages come and go, as the eons pass, whatever, as the hands of time go by, there's always been a constant for me. They have specials that they all limited time only. Lava sauce. You get rid of my lava sauce. I want to kill somebody, but I always order no matter what I have. I order a MIXI melt no pico, which maxim melt no pico. Basically, what that is is a flower tortilla, a little little cheese, little streaded cheese. There little taco

meat on top of that. And they like to put pico de gaio taco meat on my chest. You do. Pico de gaio is tomatoes and onion and cilantro basically, and maybe some lime juice. I'd no. I don't care. Different people make it different ways. I hate pico de gaio. I don't like onions, all right, But if you order it with tomato, okay whatever, you know, you know you're eating onions and so many foods that you already eat and I don't realize. I don't. Then there minced and

I can't. There's so minced. But pico de gaio was like tomato onion. It's half and half. I can't stand it. So I ordered maximoult no peko again. That's my one sentence when it comes to Taco bell, one word, maximoult no peko. Okay, I drive in this week the taco bell as I often do. Uh, I don't see the maximout on the menu. They're getting maximount and no, Piko, we don't make the maximount anymore. What wow, is it limited time only item? Now? No, it's we don't make

it anymore. It's like p F Chang's probably got too expensive to manangs. The double pan fried noodles my favorite, but they don't make them anymore. But if you ask for the reasons for them, or they the items that the ingredients that are in it cost too much to me. All contra, all the items in the in the food are still available in the restaurant. They still have the noodles, to meat, the shrimp, the chicken, whatever. So if you ask for it, they make it. So the guy says

to me, we took it off the menu. Now. The beauty of Taco Bell unlike any other restaurant you go to, they have an assortment of ingredients, right, like, let's say, ten ingredients lettuce, tomato, onion, salad, cream, cheese, liquid, cheese, meat, chicken, rice. Right, they basically have ten things. Their entire menu is various combinations of those ten things. That's it. So it's not like that they don't serve it ingredient anymore. They had

to pull it off unless it's less. You get like a uh Dorito's Locos taco where the taco is a special spicy shell and they don't carry it anymore. But other than that, every other burrito taco combo is the same basic ten things. Basically, it's for like the red strips. But you know what I'm saying. So I say, you can't make me a meximunt. You have to meat, cheese and peko, which I don't even want. So he says, yeah, Now I was pissed. How do you get rid of

the mexim melt? He says, sir, you have to order a cheese roll up and add tonko meat. So I said, what is that a scam? Is that gonna cost me more than than the meximunt. Now he says, sir, Actually, if you don't have the peeko, it's cents less. I'm in. I'm winning now. I feel like I'm in a club.

I feel like I'm in a special club. Only I know the meximount on you guys listening now, No, like, hey, hey buddy, hey in the microphone, you and you in the little window there, give me a I want to cheese roll up and tackle meat right right, and I'm saving twenty five cents. I've been over paying twenty cents of Mexi Melt for twenty years. This is great. So I turned that front upside down. That's what I did. Good good. I like that. I was about to get

free to know, I'm thinking about calling and complaining. Every time you go, you're winning, you're getting a quarter every time. I was thinking of call calling corporate and complaining they get rid of the MIXI melt and see if they give me free coupons. But I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna don't take advantage of the system. Right, Well, it's me. I tweeted at them twice, and I found other people complaining, and I tweeted Taco Bell and never even got back to me on social media, which I

was upset about. At least say to me, well, you know you can order a cheesy roll up at Taco Meat and this you get your Mexi Melt, which they didn't say to me. They never got back to me. So I looked to see who else was complaining about the Mexic Melt. Yeah, now here's the thing. If you're gonna complain and you want the company to know, like I always say, don't tweet at celebrities is defensive. I actually helped a Twitter person add the company in because

we wanted them to get help. What's the point of making I saw that that was a great tweet on your point, Yes, and I said to them same thing. It's a great company. I'm sure that's an awesome company. And we've advertised with them, and the person was having an issue with them, but they talked to you and me behind their back. No, no, no no, let them know. Let them know that you're you're upset in a nice way. Don't go off from them, but you gotta copy them

in situation. So I found a bunch of people on Twitter complaining about the Meximol. But they would say, oh, Taco Bell the Meximo I'm so sad, or hashtag Taco Bell got rid of my mexim out. Well, unless Taco Bell is looking for hashtag Taco Bell, they're not gonna see it. They're not gonna see it. You gotta taco Oh another thing I want to complain about you guys, I love I love our followers on Twitter, but you got you can't they can't. They it's not up to

me to click to see what the threat is. People go check out this link. Where's the link? I go, where's the link? Oh, it's up in the thread. I go look back six tweets, copy the link and send it to me in the tweet, or they or they tweet like nine of us on the Morning Show, and I go, yeah, what the article? What article? They don't they don't connect to it. They don't retweet with comment. If you retweet with comment, we'll see the tweet you're talking about, or if you copy the link. But do

you just tweet me. I look at my Twitter and I go, oh, at David Brodie, there's nothing there. You're asking me now to think maybe I have to click on that. You don't need this heavy lifting. I have to click see conversation and then look all the way back to what you're talking about. Learn how to use Twitter. People. Um, Corey Johnson, Yeah, says um. First of all, she's not naming our names in any order. She loves us both. She says, So you fuck you. I listened in order

like you're supposed to. Oh, she wrote suppose to supposed to. Yeah. Uh, now I'm all caught up. I got a few of my co workers into this podcast, and my neighbor. It's funny because now when we both come home from work on Thursdays we run into each other. One of us just starts laughing and we start talking about the episode Slice for Life. I got you guys a free a few more slices. Brodie, there's your free dessert from me. Uh Strie, I'm with you on the movie topic from

episode eight five. I only like realistic movies as well. Never watch Star Wars Star trek Ory and that bullshit. My friend did. However, justistic movies are there, romance movies. Those aren't realistic. My girlfriend did, however, just get me started on watching Marvel movies for the first time because of everyone going crazy about this Avengers film. It's better than I thought, and I'm into it so far, but it's not considered to be any of my favorite movies

of all time. Thank you, Corey Johnson. Cheryl. We talked about Cheryl from Charlotte'sville. She was very disappointed, but we had way too many guests. Yes in recent past. That was your feedback. Her subject line for last episode is she mad? Oh by the way, yeah, she says so. Episode eighty five was awesome and back to what y'all do great. Thank you for reading and responding to my email. I also appreciate you didn't chew up this slice and spit her out, because you all are the bomb dignity.

I was sitting at the pool listening to the episode eighty five busting out laughing when you were ranting back and forth about Brodie's diet coke versus coke lte conundrum on the plane. Heard already asked me if I was happy, and I'm like, hell, yes, this is what makes y'all real. This math teacher totally feels there's enough space for both varieties or yes, they need to alert the client of the one they're serving by on this. Don't worry, scary.

There are times when I'm totally on your side. Anyway, Thanks for another great episode. Another one slice for life Cheryl from Charlottesville so that so we won her back, I'm like, she's a lost cause I bet, I bet your Lydia. I'm beginning to think. Also, Paul friends up wants to know if we would just saw this sign for Sam's Chinese and it reminded me of the Salis Sally's pizza Sam. I feel like if I had a choice between Sam's Chinese or a place called China City

or Golden Walk, I would not pick Sam's Chinese. What do you guys think? This is a restaurant in Burnt Hills, New York called called Sam's Chinese. That's from Paul. What do you think I have to agree with him? I see Sam's Chinese over fucking China City, China Cities, fucking generic. I feel like that could be in a city, no big, big buck store dishing out cheap ship. Maybe the guy's name is Sam and he's got a family that came from China. Yeah, that's his americanized name. Eating Scary Jones's

eating at Sam's Chinese. So I googled Sam's Chinese and another choice came up, Sam Lee Kitchen. Okay, there you go. You're going there over Sam because his last name is Lee. You're going there? Well, yeah, Sam Lee? Okay, but we maybe Sam should put his last name in there. Chinese restaurant Asian. No, I'm looking at the hold on, I'm looking at the Sam. His menu was on Zomatoor. They have a price fixed early meal for Chinese food. Sam's Chinese. I get it, man, It's like Stacy's pizza. I get it,

uh and then tasty. Chelsea A said, I started listening to your podcast last week. I'm on episode three already thanks to being able to listen to you guys at work all day binging, oh my God, and a car a long car ride home over the weekend. Funny episode twenty three about emailing or not emailing or tweeting in corrections on previous episodes. I got news for you, Chelsea. By the time you get to this one, you will have heard that at nausea and Brody says, don't tweet

me all the time. Thank you for pronouncing the word texts as texts but not texas is right? That really grinds my gears. Maybe when I get to episodes to ninety I will hear this email. Yes, there you go. Okay, what don't clap at me? I got one one thing I got to talk about. By the way, you made me call out episode eight five. At the beginning of this episode, this is episode is it? People are gonna be so mad? Not at the beginning? Should we go back and read drop it? Yes, so by the time

you get to this part of the episode. Just know that we re edited in the word eight. This won't make any sense. You should take this out. No, I'm not taking this out. You know, go back and change. I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna paste over episode six. Well you just go I mean eighty six. It doesn't matter. You will, you will not have heard I just drop in because by the time you hear this, we've already edited the damn thing. You can say what I'm saying.

I under stard you're saying. I think you should just go and say five, six or yeah, or drop it on another track so it goes over it alright, Well, you know it's already fixed. You already know. Yeah, by the time you heard this, you already heard it. You don't tweet us. Yeah, if you didn't know, now you know, don't tweetus. That's another shirt we should have that don't tweet his shirt. I did promise the muse the next story. I'm gonna have to leave that for next episode because

it's long. But I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you a story about people who working in a place real quick, who claim they know what they're talking about, and you trust them. You trust them because they're confident. So I went into Lows Home Improvement because Home Depot didn't have what I wanted. I went in the Lows and I started those Yeah, I know you don't have a home uh. And Lows has certain things for less money than the home Depot. And you gotta figure out

what you need. So I needed I needed a certain length hose right that they didn't have a home deep. I got your hose. So I go into two Lows and I'm in the I'm I'm in the outside part of the gardening area. They have an outside side's the guy up on a ladder and I said, hey, um, where would I find the hoses and the water flow meters? There's a hose in this house. Sorry weed im hose? Okay, So he says to me, on the right, Mike, I love that this place has like fifty aisles narrow. He's like, boom,

on the right. Great. So I go in. Guy knows his ship knows this it. Now, this is one of those stores the home Deep poniar me. The aisles start in the front and they go straight back. So that's it. It's like streets. I'll seven starts in the front goes all the way back. This lows has some some aisles that go sideways right, so it's like short ais short aisle, short as short ail, short aisle. The long ones go

one way. The shorts is ridiculous. So I have to like look now sideways to find I find all seven. It's off to the side of thirty and never would have seen it. I find it like on the right side. So I go down the aisle. I don't see the hoses, Like all right, well it's a short aisle. Maybe he meant from the other direction. So I turned around. I go on the right side of that, and I'm gonna look the other side. There's no hoses. Now I go the guy fucking lied to me, or he doesn't know

he's talking about He didn't say. I think he's probably just finishing his shift too, and he's like, I'm out of here. I don't know what that I told that guy. Fuck him. He didn't say out of the stone are near twenty seven? He didn't say, it's like seven ish. He's a twenty seven. And as I'm walking away, he goes on the right side like bam, like you know what,

I'm the fucking boss here. I know what because some guys that you go to home depot and they go it's in the third bay, second shelf, third bay, are you kidding me? And boom, there it is on the second shelf. They know every little they know every bolt is you go, boom. This guy's like twenty seven on the right. Motherfucker. He didn't say that, but he had in his eyes and like, oh, it's on twenty seven on the right. Now I'm going back and forth. I'm

looking for it. So I find another guy like, excuse me, you know where the hoses are? He goes, oh, I think during uh oh, thanks man, because this guy told me twenty seven. But that's two miles away. Yeah. I'm like, I'm like, so I said, I'm go, hey, thank you, because you just said you just made my day. Thank you. So he walks away. I walked to twenty nine. Guess what's not there? The hoses. They're not twenty nine, they're

not twenty seven. So now what Now I gotta go up and down like a snake, up and down these aisles. You should know it hoses all it's allowed of hoses. It's straight time. Everybody's buying hoses. Noyosa. Well, don't say on the right, tell me it's probably in the vicinity. The other guy, who knows I already got misinformation, should say to me, you know what, let's walk around and find it. He's like, no, brother, no, it's at twenty nine. I'm helping you out. You're not helping me out. The

host six. At least give me the right direction. The second guy walked me further away from the hoses then they were. Actually and by the time you've got had wasted. At least give me a damn fitbit so I get credit for the walking. By the time I found the hoses, they didn't have the hose I wanted. Anyway, we're gonna start that over. I'm like, oh, wall hoses, hosesses? No, I wanted seventy. They didn't have any. Brody's misfortune problems are always compounded with you just know your job, or

admit you don't know your job. Don't tell me, bro boom right side confident. Well, guess what, I walked back out to the gardening area. That guy's gone. He must have high tail, Like you said, his shift was over. Of course he got the funk out of it. Did speaking up getting the funk out of it it. I got no voice left. You know what you need to go and see your mom. Get some chicken soup from Brooklyn Bland Boys brock Brod