Sometimes you slay me, David Brody when I when I go to your Instagram, you saw that, yeah, I said you posted a picture of you underneath a gravity blanket. All right. So I had a stressful day yesterday, a bunch of things happened in my life, and so I went home, like, you know, I'm gonna take a nap. Nobody was in the house. It was nice and quiet.
I got under my, uh my twenty pound gravity blanket, yet got under the twenty because that one, for me, that's just right right in the middle, and I was like, oh, I'll just take a twenty minute nap. Apparently I must have slept for about two hours because at some point my daughter came in took a picture of me with my gravity blanket over my head, which is my arms sticking out because I was all snuggled, and I just I just when you you know, you get under gravity blanket,
you get comfortable, you sleep. Gravity blankets are all that. It's a premium weighted blanket that stimulates or whoa some for some, but it simulates the feeling of of being of being held swaddled, like back in the days when you were like, oh, I don't know in the womb, there's this natural it's a natural calming effect. You lose the anxiety that you don't swallow your baby like I swaddowed myself over my head. I had the blanket like on my face, right, So, yeah, you were using it
in a way that it was question. Well here's the thing. Gravity blanket also makes face masks. They have a cooling version. It's a sleep mask. But I didn't have one, so I just used the blanket on my face. Some people think that, oh, the blanket is gonna it's too hot for these summer months. Well not true. They have the cooling version of the blankets. Somebody texted into the other star in morning show today and they said, what about now am I gonna sweat? And I said, there's cooling
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I know the code. What's I know? It? Code is Brooklyn to check out seriously off your purchase of a gravity blanket at gravity blankets dot com. Keyword Brooklyn start up dot up, start up brook By, start up, Brooklyn buys dat up. They're making noise data dot up. Episode eighty three, it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. We got a full house here, yeah by like shout out to the thirty seven text messages that came in during the morning
show that said start up, start up, Brooklyn Boys. Thursday Slice for Life, Slices for Life Friends on who we are? Our friend Dan yelling yelling, Dan Yelle stopped by here? Was I like to refer to Danielle and Spruce on the loose? What your little what your long awaited return? People have been asking for you. I just saw Dan yelling here and I had to come in. He's like a magnet yells around gravity poll and what what brought you in here? Was it the smell of steak actually
the mac and cheese. I was I smelled it down the hall. I was dying, smelled it down the hall we got a late morning delivery from our friends at Ben and Jack's. By the way, this is not an endorsement. Nope. They left a lot of their equipment here, and so Elvis noticed yesterday, Hey, they left their chafing dishes from theft. They were up here like a month and a half ago. Yeah, they delivered a steak and shrimped to the morning they had to go open up their restaurants. They left when
we was deleting. So I here it is noon on a Thursday, and I went to go call the chef at Mirror and I said, hey, buddy, could you come and pick your equipment up because it's been sitting out here for a while. We don't want to take a damage, dirty serving se bunch of pigs. It's a guy here in the building, no names, who takes that stuff home and uses it at home. Okay, Well, anyway, so we talk about that because we're talking about a few weeks. So a few weeks ago they left their stuff here.
So I said, listen, man, you gotta come pick it up. And the chef is like, well, I'm not coming at the hand it, So I'm like, really, he goes. I said, no, chef please, it's noon. People of leaving. The people left for the day already. He was, dude, I gotta bring you some porterhouses. I gotta bring you some shrimp. I gotta bring steak. So I mean, what did I say? Where are they right? They're still out there? Yeah? Wait
a second. Here in fifteen minutes from when they delivered to now gone steaks of gone shook hold on, cheese on, time out? What was that time out? You did it again? What did they do? I gotta get a jingle for for hold on? What is that? Look? The bones are gone, toes are gone. You see what he just did. Let let me tell you what they brought up here. They brought steak, shrimp, cocktail, mac and cheese, mashed potatoes, broccoli.
That was broccoli was on. Hold on, hold on When we were excited about about a minute a half ago about what they brought. He said, they brought steak and and he looked at you and he said, they got collared greens. He looked at me, right, you saw color, say colored greens? Colored greens? Yeah, because he knows traditionally black people eat collared green. Also, people in the South. Don't get me wrong, but black people South. I know
spruce likes color. You're like, hey, man, because that's in the run DMC song, Mom's got fat facts cooking with colared green collar. When you look, you didn't look at Danielle Delo. You look at Danielle and say collard green. You didn't even look at her and say brock like yeah, you food race. You racially profile him on the menu, your food bigot, I inadvertently your figgot your figot hashtag figot?
Did I inadvertently look? I swear I must have been advertently looked at you actually said you listen, you looked at me? Did this? Yeah? You did? Did you notice he did double gun fingers? He went boom, color green a man? No, no, no, people listening to this, they're highly exaggerating this moment. Really did you? Did you not do double gun? Points? You like color green? Yeah? Blow them off? Yeah? Are you saying that a man of color can't like shrimp cocktail? You didn't say anything. I
wouldn't mention that. I shouldn't have mentioned that because that was all gone, that left about. You didn't know that until the curtain just went. I just lifted the curtain, like sh what's worse is they don't even have collar greens. You got his hopes up. No, Brodie tickled in the pan you seriously the tevone stick rockl the collar greens and get me excited. Well yeah, he was like you want to know? He just in case you'll be you know,
invested in the conversation. I'm so sorry, guys, that's not less. You're lucky didn't bring any large fruit the scary do that Bertie, like when you wants me to get interested in something at Yeah, yeah, like any minute now he's gonna mention Tyra Banks on the Yeah Dan Dan yet? So you really just came up. I think you came to see us. I didn't know you came up for freeing. In heart defense, I invited her up. Okay, because number one, she's fantastic. Number two she had a hilarious story to tell,
which which she doesn't remember. Okay, it's been a week. Have you been drinking. I've been drinking. Um, yesterday I had some cocito. Day before that, I had some wine. She couldn't do cocaine. That's not good. No coketo A little cocaine small Okay, but look at the savages over here more people. But there's there's a new I Heart radio podcast. How many episodes we have the sixth one? Just one up today? Okay, the sixth one to six episodes? Half now, well that's plug us up. I've never done
that before. Okay, not in the last So so here's the thing. There's six episodes and it features four friends of ours, Astra we've known forever. Wendy Wild from KTUL w k TU in New York. It's our rhythmic station. That means they take songs that we play on the pop station, they put a behind it and they make this the same song. It's like a dell. They put
like a dance feed onder. Anyway, great radio station, just getting around and West r I T guy who's been on this podcast say yes to the West and now and Danielle you're on that. So the four of them, well, what episode did you join? I joined the number four, number four, numbers one two in trade right, she ain't on notes. So then they were like, oh you should hang out on four and now she's on five and six.
But she wasn't on the first tree. Why why because they said, oh what the three of us do this? Then there they're the radio professionals and then we're gonna slide her in. Well, no, they said, we'll have you on as a guest. Yeah, have double D come over here, and we're gonna do We're gonna do this podcast. They call you double D on that podcast because of our initials. Your perverse holies are up here. Okay, continue, let me tell you the rest of the story. So they invite
me up the rest of the story. Why don't you come up and uh, you know, let's pronounce your worries. So we did a number four number four syllables, and I was hysterical. Hello, were you cracking yourself up? Or you will be laughing? They will. They made you a member on the spot. Yes. By the way, the Beats and Booze podcast just took all the rest of the food. Yeah, I know. And Spruce is ship in here like you
mother feeding every podcast on. Lady just sitting in front of the microphone and he's trying to get out there. No color greens though, no, no, every every pan is empty. No fried chicken for okay. So, uh so, if you listen to episodes one to three, they're good. Yeah, But episodes four and five from what I've heard a completely different podcast. Since Danielle is good, you have to shake it up and take it to the next level from them. Now, what's it called tails over? Cocktails? Right? That's t a
l ees right, tails over. I like that that. I like to play on words. That's yeah, that is What do you call that? On a mootopia? I don't want to know you? Is that a homophone using homo whoa whoa tomms? Well, because it's two words that two words that that are pronounced the same way, which spelled differently. What do you call that? Hominem's don't tweets? Commmmmm, I love you, Spruce. You should you should make Spruce a
permanent part of our You guys have a good screwed me? Okay, So I want to I want to send a shout out to Amanda Underscore S two O two talking about don't tweet us. Okay, she tweeted us and and she
hashtag don't tweet me, and she sent uh. She sent the screenshot of a tweet by Hoff Matthews h H O F F M A T T H E w S and he wrote the closest you can get to knowing what it's like to be a ghost is listening to a podcast where the hosts of trying to remember a piece of trivia that you know, that's my one of my favorite quotes ever because people sit there at the podcast yelling it's seven on this podcast. Don't tweet us because by the time you've heard this podcast, we've
already looked up and looked it up. You know. Anyway, So I have the Jersey Kid on the phone. Maybe maybe you guys could be counseled today. Did you do? You don't even tell me you had him on the phone? I got, we got Spruce here and Spruce on the loose and yelling Danielle's in the studio, and I got, and I got, and I got the Jersey Kid Greg T. Because I have two bones to pick with here, I am. Yeah. So here's the thing, and I'm gonna be really brief about this, please, um So I got Greg T out
of a ticket? Can you get him out of the show? Greg T was doing eighty six in a sixty five the other day on the New Jersey Turnpike and he got he pulled over by a New Jersey State trooper and several um p BA cards later. Those are cards that that show you're a member of the Police Benevolent Association in New York. And the state trooper said, excuse me, sir, our son, I don't know what they called you. What
do they call you? Moron? No, no, not the police officer, not your no, no, no, I was saying the police officers said that, not that he isn't so anyway, long story longer, flying down what's called the high occupancy lane, right, which by law you have to have two or more people, and it's just me, right, I'm doing eighty six down and uh, I saw him poking his nose out, and I'm like, damn it, he got me, so sure enough he pulls out and I just said, you know, I'm
not gonna make this a car chase. Let me just pull myself over to pull myself over. And he comes up to the car window, and I said, do I get any favoritism because I pulled myself over? And he laughed and he said, let me see your life registraight, So I gave him all my stuff, and then of course I gave him my fourteen carrot gold police gold car. Where did you get this? He found out you were great to the frat boy. I'm paraphrasing, so we can because we gotta get to the second thing real quick
because I think it's even bigger. Wait till these guys hear this. Uh, and he said, you're Greg T. And then it turns out that the state trooper said he said, he goes, oh my god, Scary Jones is a good friend of ours. He's down and uh he has a body that works at the station house and said, oh thank god, it's so nice. So and he that all right, he goes, I gotta give you a warning though, because you really I got you a ticket. And then I said, you owe me a steak dinner? And you owe me
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he owes your steak dinner. Yeah. So you se where I'm going with this. So what I was gonna do is I see where you better not be going with it. No, I'm gonna tell you right now. I was gonna say that because I know Brody a steak dinner. Now Greg T owes me a steak dinner. I'm gonna pass the love from Greg T and transfer the free steak dinner the steak didn't know. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you what it's not gonna work. I'll tell you what. It's not gonna work.
No offense. Great, hold on a second, no, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'll tell you. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you what. This isn't gonna work. Because, for those of you that remember the story as to why scare a steak dinner, there were two people that said they would take me to a steak dinner. What is he doing? Absolutely? Yeah, yeah, yeah, who's hey, you get pulled over again? My buddy's on a buddy does a podcast, and yeah, I have somebody doing some work.
That's great story. You can't attention here. So okay. So the problem is back in when I did this massive favor for the members of the morning show I work on, where again I took a career hit for them so they could get money. Greg t and Scary both said, Brodie, we're gonna take you out the dinner. They both fucking owe me a steak dinner. You are not gonna have two steak dinners because you still owe me a steak dinner. So, Brudy, how many steak dinners do you have? Coming on again?
Greg t owes me one Scary oon. No, No, you're not passing off another one. You owe me a steak dinner. Why can't I try to be honest and the idea? Think your dinner was my idea and you never did. We built a podcast around it. At least I came up with the idea. You know, I'll go to bed fulfilled this tonight knowing that you fed me on ideas. Oh my god, hey, T, I had hey, listen, go shopping tonight. T. I have an idea about giving you a thousand dollars. There you go, Yeah, an idea about Greg.
Don't take that. Don't take that. Okay, creeping update on the broody steak dinner, the steak dinners. You stow me a steak dinner. No, stows me a steak dinner, and you're not passing it off. It doesn't work that way. Why can't I I can great get by this guy two steaks. You don't just dinn give me. If he ever took me to dinner, he'd buy me two steaks at once and say, what, I just got Bet and Jack steak for free? What's that? T? What if I go to the store and buy him in a sta dinner?
What if I give you my not pulling money instead of real money. All right, that's not gonna work. Can we get to the second thing? Real quick? About Greig? That wasn't the second thing. We had traffic, We have traffic pullover, we had stick dinner. What else is there? A Florida man got arrested yesterday? Entertainment you have to do with that? Greg? Okay? What the guy that the thing I like? I like? Florida Florida man got arrested because he wouldn't scratch the sticker off of his car,
the bumper sticker that said I eat as. He wouldn't scratch the ass off his car. He wouldn't scratch the sticker off the car, so they threw him in jail. So Greg t started a very vile conversation in a group chat which Brody was not a part of, which I don't understand why Brody was the only guy you left off the text message. Explain. I'll explain the reason why I did not put Brody on there is that because Brody is legendary for not wanting to be a part of chat. So instead of hearing him, you know,
bitch about it. The next morning, I just said I'm not even going to trust trust me, Brodie. But if this is a good one, you didn't want to be a part of this. And this is why I need you, guys, Danielle, I need, I need everybody's photo. You say this is a nasty, disgusting chat message rule, okay about eating as you need here, That's what I'm going to I'm going to actually not right, I'm gonna lessen the blow. What part of the text is that the nutshell in a nutshell?
What were you doing? Okay in a nutshell? Greg T wrote, Can any of you guys comment on this? I eat asked sticker. I don't understand what the big deal is. I would eat it all day, in fact, and then we all commented whatever our feelings whatever. I don't think the guys should have By the way, I don't think the guy should have been thrown a gel for the bumper sticker is he's an asked eater? Well, he says he likes it, and then he says, scary, I'd eat
your girlfriend Robbin's ass. Oh that's Assid And then you're you're and goes in again and says, well, what do you mean? He goes in again, He says, hey, Froggy, what about you? Would you eat? Robbin's asked? He starts taking a pole in the room if they were what you sayond hole in the room. What do you mean you mean by that? Okay, do you say asked? When you say asked everybody that what does that mean? And he said he said he would, So Greg t starts
a room starts. Now all of a sudden, all the attention is to towards my girlfriend, who didn't, who wasn't a part of this conference, talking behind her back. It's anyway, hold on, hold on, So then all this happens, and then to shut the room up, because you know, Gregg, he was gonna go on for days. And don't don't give him the buchline just yet, don't. I'm let me set my things up. Tell what because I did? What I did was ten times worse. But where do you
let him meet yours said? Ten times I said something worse? Guys, right, listen, if you were in a room with just the fellas and you guys all know each other very well, all right, so you're saying it's like locker room talk, like we're on a tour bus exactly right, right, it's locker room talk. Don't want to hear anything, right, locker round, locker room now.
And so therefore I could say something about Scari's girlfriend, knowing that he's talking to run back and go tell her anyway, and then he could turn around, he could say something about my wife. If you want, I'm not gonna run back and go tell her. It's just guys being guy. Hold on, hold on, guys being guys. Is like, hey, scary, if you aren't dating Robin, I would. I would absolutely date her. She's beautiful, she's a wonderful week you right, you know what, Hey, scary, if you want with Robin,
I could see myself with her. That's the kind of thing guys say, Hey, you know what your girls hot? I would dore you say it like a joke. You don't get specific and sexual. Now here's how I stopped. I put it into now. I made the whole room. Okay, I made the whole room. Leave the group chat with the following comment because hold on, because wait, Brody and Bruce, I especially want you guys, because he goes she's scary.
Froggy would eat Robin's ass. Ha ha ha, I'll eat everybody's ass, I love ass, to which I wrote, great, you can start with your daughter's whoa hold on? No no no no you know, no no you can't know. I want to know. No no, no, no no no. Okay. What he did was he took a different levels of wrong, different levels a wrong. He disrespected your girlfriend, what you did as a non parent. But you did as I mean that there's laws against what you suggested. Like you
you that's not an image in Taiwan. If you had said you could have said you could start with your mother's right, that would have been like, both, that's your mother's ass. That you go up in age not down. Yeah, but he's not Like, here's the problem. You don't like this text message thread had been going on for a while and I wanted to shut tell us, tell that you cleared the room. You could have cleared the room with eat your mother's ass. But you didn't know. You
went the wrong way. You went. You went the wrong way, dude, you went the wrong way. Maybe right, you want to say that you want to go go go with your mom's ass. Okay, if you had said, if you had said to t right, Hey, I heard the last time you eating your wife's as it turned out, it was your face like that would have been fine. And in the future just ask Brodie what the fund to say, because he'll tell you what you want to insult somebody.
He's got the jokes. He's a writer. If you if you would forgive me to this is for the podcast. If you had said, why don't you lock your dead grandmother's ass? What I'm saying like like because she recently passed away, it's still fresh, right, you could have done that. I could have done that. Yeah, yeah, that's right. I agree, right hot the cay ass could have said that, Oh
my god. But even that is not as bad as suggesting you're going to start by eating the bed out of or had all I wanted to do with the conversation and admission accompany. You should have hit leave conversation and left the conversation, right, But when you mentioned daughters, I mean it, Greg, I wanted I wanted to be like in your face you started this. You want to be in his face. All I'm trying to do is tell the guy you shut the funk up. You know how you do that, You go shut the funk up.
That's right, right, guys, we're just being a boy. So if I want to say something about your girlfriends like, that's fine, it's on the level. You want to say something about my wife, that's fine, if the level. But you talk about my kids and I want to kill you. Yeah, you gotta die, right, yeah, if you want to do If you want to make jokes about eating as, I've got reams of jokes. Yeah, alright, alright, So I I what I did was the equivalent of you. You You
smacked me across the face and I shot you. That's what I did. That's what you did. Think you you? You owe me a dinner? Now, No, I don't suck you. Oh no, why don't you say fun his daughters? Go ahead? Yeah, yeah, go ahead? What made you? What made you go the daughter? Dude? I'm so incensed. I'm so insensed. Hold On, hold on, hold on, I'm gonna write down what scary said, hold on about eating his hold on, and I'm gonna put it in the Pedophile. You know, smooth bit about a
little dude. Let's have they call you uncle? They call you uncle? Yeah, you know you know what. I'm sorry. Shots were fired. Shots were fired, and I don't I didn't like it. I don't like you talking about my girlfriend like that that massively show us on the doll where Uncle Scary said you should touch you daughter. And the reason why I went the way he went that way is because I'm like, you know what, you know, he's not gonna care I go in on his wife,
So I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go really his daughters. That's the phrase I'm gonna say that you just did. Oh my god, this is this is wrong. It's this podcast is now a podcast. Yeah, it happened. How did you take a left like this? I don't know. I don't know. All right, just clear the room. Let's say thank you very much. You added a lot to the show. Uh kid, Well, I'm looking forward to your fourth podcast. Good luck with that. I'll be joining the I'll be
joining Danielle de Lolo. Was a pleasure. Thank you so much for happening. Oh you know what did you go see? Uh Harry Potter the other night? I didn't. Okay, So can we talk about Harry Potter's where we're talking about what we'd said about Scary staying here for a minute, what he did to me with right right after Okay, Okay, the radio station here in New York did a promotion with Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, the two part epic uh Huge Broadway show. Hue, Now pault one is.
I am a huge fan of Harry Potter movies. I didn't read the books, but I've seen every movie at least eleventeen times. I know you. We we've spoken about that, okay. In fact, one of my unused jokes is a Harry Potter joke that only a true Harry Potter fan would have made the joke, which we get to my unused jokes later. Now. Elvis talked about in the fifty minute Morning Show how I got upset about people who are gonna go see Avengers Endgame who didn't bother see any
of other movies. I heard that, all right. It upsets me that you didn't put the effort in. And I You're like, I'm gonna see the movies. I can talk about it. Put in the effort. So the sales team was kind enough to provide let's say, eight tickets to members of the Morning Show and the significant others. However, they did not invite me and Greg t They ran out of tickets, right, and they and and so they went with eight people, all all valued members of the
morning show, and they and they sign and others. So I said to Scary, I have to be honest. I understand they didn't have two more tickets or four more tickets for me and my signing other Greg's. But in the grand scheme of things, if I'm being honest, and I don't want to be petty, we had a lot of free things here. But as a fan, I know Scary is not a fan of Harry Potter. He wasn't before the show anyway, seen any of the films. But you've only had a decade to do that, all right,
And so so you're not a fan. You can't say I I will be a fan once I watch. You don't know if you're a fan. You're not currently a fan of anything, right, Okay, I watched the marathons whenever they're on with my kids and my wife. Okay, So I was a little, a little but hurt, I have to admit. So I said, you know, Scary, gotta be honest. Some of the people on who are going to this thing,
you know they're bringing significant others. Maybe the sales team who I love might have not invited a signific others to make sure they invited everyone in the morning show. First of all, you want members of the Warning Show because big social media will tweet about if we have a great experience, we'll talk about the radio. Plus, we're
very loyal to the sales team. And I would have thought, you know what, we've got twelve tickets, the fourteen tickets, whatever it is, let's cover the actual people that work here. So Scary says to me. You know, Brody, I have to say, you're absolutely right. There's you know, these people that are bringing plus ones, you and great tea should absolutely be that. I said, it was scary. You know, I appreciate that. I said, you're taking Robin, So you
know what, instead of Robin, you take me. He goes, oh, no, fucking white, because I had already promised the ticket to my girlfriend. And once again I'm coming to her defense. That's twice in this podcast that you cannot speak from my second ticket. And it's not my it's not my problem. No, but you said everyone else. She's like, oh yes, Sam, and and and and Andrew. You're like, oh yeah, they should be bringing you guys, and maybe there's maybe I
figured there was other tickets available, maybe there was a spare. No, he was like, I agree with you, Brody. They should have taken people on the show before I learned. I learned that a ticket did come a elbow for Brody, but then he passed on it. You know why because he was arguing the whole time he had plans already. I did have plans already. These guys knew weeks in advance. They were going. Now, the the Harry Potter Show is how long? It's three hours and three hours or two hours?
And yet dinner went back in the two hours. It's a whole day. It's an entire day. So it was part one, which was a three hour play, and then dinner we had dinner and Jon Pizza, where I love, and then three hours for the part two at night. I had already that these guys were able to plan the day. So what's your take on this, Danielle, Because that's what he's got. So here's the thing. What's your take on him saying absolutely the other other people shouldn't
be taking a plus one, You guys should go. And then when I say that's right, and that's a right gentlemanly of you, why don't you take me instead of Robin? He was, oh, no, no, So here, here's here's my thing. So if he had already asked Robin to it end with him, I cannot see him saying, no, Robin, I'm gonna take Brody instead, because you know he wants to go. But here's my other thing. Is she a fan of this Harry Potter? This here Harry Potter. Dude, she is?
She is that I should have gone with her. You should have gone. Here's the thing. This is the guy that went to some concert in Central Park instead of David Wright's last baseball game. Yeah, he left me stranded. I spent the game with Danielle, which, by the way, she's a great person to go to a game with. She knows everybody at the ballpark. I had tickets to see you. You went. You went to the Victorious Secret
Fashion show without me. You keep going. However, if I got invited to Harry Potter and I saw you didn't get invited. Before I invited, anyone ever said hey, how come Scary Jones is invited? I would look at the email and said, Okay, how come Scars not on this email. You don't do that. You go oh, I'm on there plus one boom fun. Everybody else I would have been like, yo, what about these guys on the rest? Yeah? What about my boys? Not once have you said, you know what, Robin,
I gotta do the right thing here. Well, the right thing I did the right thing, and that was taking her well, yeah, did you eat ass afterwards? Oh my god? What what? Say something about my kids? Now, I'll kill you. Say something. You're an awful man. I'm not an awful man. I'm just saying awful man. I'm an awful man who sat home that day. But you're but you're you're you're a curmudgeon. I'm not a common You know what curmudgeon is. You're asking me if I know words. It's a Jewish thing.
Look it up. It's a. It's a. It's a regular, regular English word. Now it's not Yiddish considered part of the lexicon. Okay, so alexicon means lexicon is language. Yeah right, test me. But don't you drive a lexicon? Yeah? Yeah, he does. He does that. By the way, I saw a Toyota that looked just like your cough. I have the price I did, I saw it. I may buy it. It's a hot car. You know, Lexus is a fancy it's a thing. Oh yeah, yeah, sure, Alexus is a luxury car and in a class by itself. Okay, okay,
hit the jingle. Don't hit the jingle of a bit? Are you talking? You had a taglines, you had a tagline that commercial. No, that would have been if I would have said, ray Katina alexis commercial. I got a problem now with this because I think you're willing to risk the jingle playing to get your plug in. I think every time that jingle plays, you have to give me ten bucks at least, because because you're you're getting more value out of the bag. She's taking her headphones off.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I have to go. Haven all say the number after two, the number after two. Yeah, I love you, love your plug your podcast one more time. Alright, guys, listen up. You want to listen to me and three of my friends. You can listen to us on Tales of the Cocktails everywhere. Yuh, podcasts are heard exactly than She stops in the middle of sentences. You just fast forward. Well, I wanted him to finish it. You can say cocktails
thinking of cocktail how's Robin? All right? You know you guys, this is all not just I just I'm just a callbacks. It's all I got. Always a pleasure. Try to remember that thing, right, Um, if you want to, you want to thank a listener real quick? Yeah? Is it is it time for that? I think it is. No, it's not. We're not doing email this early. No no, no, no, no no no. I'm talking about the other jingle, the free ship for us. Uh oh yeah, free ship for us? Yeah,
that's what I thought. Thank the listener first, and let me get that. Okay. Uh. We got a letter from Chris, who tweets us very often. Uh. He says, Hey, Brody and Scary or scarier Brodie and Brodie, You're both equally important. My name is Chris, and I'm sending this box for Brody because I was at Walmart. And are these Frenchis Potato sticks? And I had heard you speak of them on a podcast or two. Yes, the good boys. They love to give the stuff for us for us. Free
ship for us? What free ship did he send you? Okay? So Frenchis Potato sticks I've mentioned before you listen in order they have had like four company names. They keep passing the recipe on and I've been eating them since I'm a child. Love them, but not everybody carries them. Walmart has them in some locations. I am on the website and and that awful supermarket. I did a I did a story on rant On about thirty episodes ago.
I don't think I gave the name of it, but people knew where it was and what it was that they hard to find. He sent me a can of potato sticks, a free ship for us, and then he then he said, Scary, I'm including two single dollar bills so you can hit a vending machine and not feel left out. Well that's so he wrote, free snacks for you. Oh my god, what a great guy. Right. But here's the thing now I want to tell. I want tell.
I'm gonna give a little secret. When I first told Scary this story, I said, the guy sent me two bucks for me to buy snacks in the machine. And Scary goes, oh, well, you should probably send that money back, And I said absolutely. But now I'm letting you know the money's for you. What do you didn't send it back? We cannot take cash from our list. We can, but larger amounts no Chris was very kind of we get sodas here. They subsidize our food, so you know, no,
we can't take money from him. No, no no, we're gonna send the money back now, right, he said, I just wanted to show my gratitude to you guys. I'm not exaggerating when I say that since I've started listening to The Big Show, Elvis straight in the Money Show, I've turned to you two in times of need, I look up to Brody, Scary and Elvis. Let's let's just say, for the sake of argument, Elvis, Brody and Scary as if you're heroes that I've idolized my whole life. Well,
that's very kind, Chris. I'm so grateful to have you guys to lean on when I'm having a bad day. And he includes an envelope and he printed out a picture of us. God, I like this guy from when we were we did an appearance with the Bleachers with Bleachers the bank is a It was our Brooklyn concert that we did. Yes, beautiful new apartment buildings being built in that area. Friends at forty is Oh you remember
a sponsor, Yes, sponsor. It was a great pictures with him hat in skyline and he wants to autograph it and send it back. I will be happy to do that and we will get it giving you your two dollars back in the again, thank you so much, Slice for Life, Chris, Chris, I didn't read your last names. I didn't know if you wanted us to. But that you're getting the picture back and the money, thank you very much. Yeah, no, I I can't take I can't
take that. So even though you try to, you try to like switch me and see if I had scruples, Brodie, Yeah, I made the right decision. Continuing on you. You must give that money back, all right. I got some sound clips I want to play. Who do that? You have that page pulled up? All right? Now there's three sound clips of things that I got me very upset or that I found funny. Now, there may be some things and you have to explain that are political, but it's not,
as I always say, nothing was saying is political. It just happened to be about politics. So the first one happened today. I was watching See Ann on my on my laptop after the show, and it something came up that we talked about on the show all the time. Now, I want to play the clip. This is um Kate Baldwin, who spells her name b O L d U A
U n u A n Kate bald One. All right, so the guy was on the on the air talking politics and he uses the word we often mentioned, and this shows you she's a newscast on a major news cable news network. Play the clip, and that's one model that I think you could learn from. As I said, setting aside the rich irony, given the bandom with which the Trump White House has looked at this issue, I was gonna say, Ambassador, I'm never good at the definition of irony, but I think that might fit the bill
on that one. Okay, there's two problems with that clip. Did you catch them? One? She goes, I don't know what irony means. I'm never good with that. You're an adult on cable news. You should know what. I don't admit it. I didn't hear the second one, Okay, okay, So look, if you're listening to the podcast by now, if you listen to order, you should know the difference or have a better idea. So we got two tweets this week about irony. One said, they asked me if
something was irony. What was one tweet? Is it is this irony? I still don't know the difference with coincidence and irony. And by the way, most people, most times it's coincidence, right if you think it's irony. And we've talked about this, there was a big difference between the two. And I learned this recently. By the way, yeah, only a guiltiest charge. So the the story was, it was
a picture. It was a story about the plane that slid off the runway in Jacksonville and the firefighters, who are heroic, had to, you know, go and rescue people get him off the plane, and the Jacksonville, Jacksonville the Jacksonville Fire Rescue twitter account tweeted out, ironically, we just practiced this maneuver this week that they used to say. Right there, I could tell you that's not an iron irony,
that's coincidence. That's right, that's that's that's that's coincidence. But all the time, so the tweeter, the tweeter, I'm sorry, I don't have your tweet in front of me. The tweeter said, I still am a little confused by that. So I said, you know, you can google it. No, no no, no, no no, no, I just meant because it's hard to explain into ingine eight characters. If you want, google the two words for the definitions, and they were back brilliant. I'm doing that now, so good for them. So my
point is a Brook bald Brook Baldwin. No, that's Kate Baldwin. Kate Baldwin, as as an adult should should be able to you're on television. Second of all, play the clip again. Listen how she starts her sentence. And that's one model that I think you could learn from. As I said, setting aside the rich irony, given the bantom with which the Trump White House has looked at this issue, I was gonna say, Ambassador, I'm never good at the definition
of irony, but I think that might put right. She's I was gonna say, no, no, you just say you're saying it. You're in You weren't gonna say you. I know your sentence came right after he said the word irony, right, So when were you gonna say it before he said it? I was gonna say, people do that all the time. Figure, it's a figure. Some things that drive you crazy, I laughed. Okay, So speaking of Baldwin's Baldwin Brook Baldwin and not Alec. Okay, to have to have to explain again, I'm gonna explain
a political story, not giving my opinion on it. Earlier in the week. Uh. If you don't follow news, uh that you know, there's just the whole Mala report whether or not Trump uh committed did some things that were wrong? Okay, three seventy prosecutors wrote a letter. They all signed it professional prosecutors and said, based on what we see, we would have prosecuted him. Okay, I don't have an opinion
on that. Here I'm telling you that's the story. Prosecutors wrote a letter that said if Trump wasn't president, they would prosecute him. Here is Brooke Brook Baldwin, Baldwin, a different Baldwin, different spelling. I guess she was reading a teleprompter.
That must have stopped. Okay, here's the clip and Warner breaking news today, the extraordinary letter for more than three seven former federal cross keepers saying the President Trump had been commander in chief, had he been charged with instruction. We'll talk with one of the people to sign. There's no sentence in there. Had he been if he was would have been. It looked like had he been charged, Definitely,
none of that. That's like a scene from Anchorman where you're programmed to just read what's on the screen and when the fucking thing goes out or if someone writes fun, fuck, you're gonna read it. So Kate Baldwin, brook Baldwin said, hold my beer, right, so bald So the Baldwins. I don't know if Alec Baldwin's on CNN anymore, you know. But here's the thing. So again, the story is prosecutors
said if Trump wasn't president, they would prosecute him. Play the clip again, and Warner breaking News today the extraordinary former federal cross keepers saying the president having charged with the people, had he been kind kind of? But we had a listener to the hell msr RAN Morning Show that Brodie and I both looked at each other for when the listener was talking about yes, and I wrote it down. We wrote it down, but we did not
get the clip of this. Okay, So she was talking about her a t M. But she said a t M machine. No, no no, she said, So I was putting my pin number in an a t M. And you're like, oh, she fucked a pin number, but she got a t got a t M right, Yeah, my pin number in my a t M right, I did. It was so funny. Brodie was like we looked at each other, like she saved that, she saved herself, but like, oh, she got that one right, So she's half right shout out to the lady in the same sentence, so that that could
that confounds me. She knows it's not a t M machine, but she pin numbered. Okay, I like a one more clip? Yeah, what's that? What's okay? Okay? Now listen, this is a commercial. It's a pet project dot Org. They do great work. They rescue pets. I believe they have three or four commercials running this one. Now, my problem is not only how bad the grammar is. My problem is that they do it in the voice of the dog. I'll explain what I mean. Play the clip. When my owner lost
his job, it was rough. I was living on the street and one night, me and this Congress spaniel got into it so bad like an ice cream. Okay, you can't say me and this Coccus spaniel got into a fight. Cocker spaniel and I right got into a fight. You want to that you want to have bad grammar, that's fine. Don't put your bad grammar on the dog. The dog doesn't know how to speak English. You don't need to
give bad grammar to a dog. So I understand the organization does good work, but don't have the dog used poor grammar. You know what I mean? And we're gonna say, well, the dog doesn't know any better. We were trying to say this, if the dog was saying it. I gotta believe the Caucus spaniel would know how to say that. Well, that dog would say the Caucus spaniel. And I that dog wasn't a cacuspanil like correct myself. He was talking about a coccuspaniel. That's all. It got me all infuriated.
I know you're doing good work, but come on, now, come on now, who's writing these commercials? Who's voicing them? That means the writer didn't know the voice of a person didn't know f yout, we'll be right back after this. Alright, alright, so is it time for some for a rant? Because I I that wasn't a rant, Okay, I mean, I got more stuff to to talk to you about. I got Mother's Day coming up on Sunday, what are you
doing for Mother's Day with your mom? Well, you know, I'm married, so I have to take care of my wife and my mother. Oh that's right. Oh my god, I just realized you have a wife. My sister, My sister is a mom. I gotta buy her card if you want you. She's my sister, but she's a m It's the mother of your favorite nephew, Lucas. Right, yeah, that's right. Right, So I now, now there's Nico though. Yeah, I gotta rewrite my will. Yeah, I gotta include him.
You gotta include Nico. Lucas hasn't been all you've had. I don't have a pet, you don't have kids. So U, one of my daughters and I are going to see my mom. Uh, and then we're gonna drive into Manhattan to meet my wife and one of my other daughters. They're going to see Hamilton's Alexander. They got the tickets a year and a half ago, and uh, they can only get a pair. And I said, you know what, it's Mother's Day and it's my daughter's birthday. You guys go.
We'll meet them for dinner. So for nice dinner, and uh, that's it. That's my day what are you doing? Uh? As I was about to say, my brother is hosting is hosting Mother's Day at his house. We were gonna be actually a town away from you. Oh so like when you were at the catering hall that time and you called me as you were driving away, You're like, oh, we spent the whole time and even come see me. Yeah, well there is this your all the whole second? Is
this your brother, the oops baby? Yeah, my moops baby brother. Yeah, we found out about that. You just found out about that, so my oops baby brother. Yeah. Well, first of all, my mother has been hiding you from me my whole life. I just found out about maybe a year ago. Now I'm not even less than that. And and it's just coming back to the surface. How how much younger is he? He's seven years younger than me. And so five years you mean my sister. Okay, so he came along five
years that's not that's reasonable. Didn't have to be a baby that way. But this is your brother, just so everybody remembers this is their brother. In the Italian family, he was the only one without an Italian name. This is Stephen, Stephen, Stephen the oops baby. Uh yeah, So he pretty Wait a second, Okay, So you didn't know he was an OOPS baby? He was seven? I did know. You grew up in with the house you grew up in. How many bedrooms did it have? Two bed well, three
bedrooms once my parents? Yeah, and two bedrooms? Are you and your sister correct that it was ANOPS baby? You should have figured that out right away, dude, I was six, seven years old at the time. How well, because where are they gonna? Okay, okay, Well, your mother was pregnant, right, were you hoping for a bull like you don't want a sister at six years old? I wasn't hoping for anything else. You did not know the sister, You didn't. I was happy a baby was coming out. You didn't
cared about it. Your six Did you know where the baby was coming out of? No? Okay, I would tell you that. As soon as my brother was born, did he go out in your room? No? He went and he was in the crib. The crib was in your room, and my parents were okay, alright, for how long? For like three or four years? And then he moved into your room. Then he moved into my room. And that's when I lost half my room. And that's when I realized, I'm fun. Did you have to switch to a twin bed,
like a little tiny bed? I downsized. I was in a queen bed up until he moved in. And now it's like, oh, sorry, the rumors kind of kid as a queen bed. Nice. Yeah, I was living on it up. I was by myself in a big room. Like all of a sudden, my brother shows up and it's like, oh, cut the beds in half, twin beds bed and but you know, if you think about it, dude, I grew up in an attached house in Brooklyn, and you know, one of those brook attached bricks, one of those houses.
We were Luke collar neighborhood, and that's what we were just barely getting by, and so we just they couldn't afford condoms. Like I understand, I understand likes babies happened. I get it. I'm actually a little I was. I gotta say, I'm a little miffed because it gave up your room for him, though it wasn't until we appreciate that. Oh my god, Birdie, so many questions. I have questions so many. I just want to say one thing about being an oops baby Okay, this is just one of
several family secrets that my mother and father shield us. Forget, your cousins made out right, Your cousins got married. Yeah, they became my great grandmother and my great grandfather. That was like in the nineteen front of the century of That's one of the many secrets. Yeah. But the thing is, my parents have been shielding us from all this stuff.
I just find out, like very recently that my brother was an oops baby, And I'm okay with it, but I just wanted you know, you're gonna throw it in his face at some point, you know you are how you know mom? At least Mom and dad wanted me. You know you're gonna say that in some fight with him, and you shouldn't because he's bigger than you. Do you think you could take your brother in a fight. I could not. I don't know. He's all tadded off. He's bigger.
He's bigger than me. Hats don't make him stronger, but he looks. He was younger, six seven, seven years younger than me. But he's got you three he does. But the thing is this, I love him just the same. He's awesome. He him and his beautiful wife Sarah. He and his beautiful wife, Sarah fucking grammar a dog. He and his beautiful wife Sarah are hosting Mother's Day at their beautiful place. They have out an outdoor area. It's a again, a town away from yours. You want to
come by for a beer, You're more than welcome. When when you're not there, you got it all right. So he's like ten minutes away from your what you guys like, you know what, there's nice steakhouses in my area. You can go see him for lunch, come take me at to dinner. So you want to bring your family by. Anyway, He's got a lot of outdoor space and he's got a dog named Butters, and and Butters is a core gee.
So we're gonna have, for the first time ever a scary family out outing that is not in Brooklyn and in a suburb like we're out in the summer because you hate people living called the sex. No, I don't know, I gotta find out. Apparently he's got a nice place. You realize he's doing better. I haven't been there yet, he is. How long has he lived in and you've never been to his house? No? A year? A year, year and you've never been to his house, not yet
the first time we got the invite. Wow, there's been a lot going on. We've been a year. You don't go to his house. You don't give him a house hold on? Did you send him a housewoman? Get from Tiffany's he can't use I didn't. I gotta bring a housewoman. Oh my gosh, you do. Hold on, So I gotta get my sister and my mother mother's day car and a housewoman give for your brother. You haven't seen his house in a year. And most importantly, you're going to
a party with babies and dogs. What are you gonna do? Two babies in the dog? Are you gonna get a shirt that says, is your kid colloquy play with the dog. I'm gonna play with the dogs to make sure you know what you're the dog, which is the baby Butters Butters the dog. It's a beautiful name for a quirky and it sounds like a butler. Point is, that's my mother's day weekend. But I gotta sit at some point. You gotta take my mother's aside, and I gotta ask
her why you sugarcoated things? My My whole life like why have you not been honest and forthright about everything going on? It could be like family issues or she hides it all from me brody and I hate it. She treats me like I'm twelve. Why did I just find out a year ago that he was an oops baby? Maybe they didn't want to admit that they had sex unprotected and they didn't plan. Listen, parents don't want we always admit that, you know what, besides, what does it
matter to you? I wouldn't have told him. Yeah, my father was a baby. He was eleven years younger than his older brother, so he was He had a sister and a brother. Eleven years later my father was born. That bothered him his whole life. It was obvious. And again they had they had, they grew up in an applied it. But wait, did he feel that he had a complex because of it? He's like, oh my god, I wasn't supposed to be not supposed to be here. I was born into a world I've never knowned. I
didn't ask people ever known. Everyone's born into a world they never knew your baby? Are you talking about? I was quoting a play. I have no idea what the play it was anyway, maybe I got the words wrong. Anyway, So what are you scrolling through your phone for? No, I'm writing you know why, because uh no, I'm emailing someone. Hold on, hold on, I'm emailing Anita at our front desk.
Oh what about because I'm running late? Oh your problems? Yeah, I have an intern interview coming up and I'm we're gonna be late, all right, So then you want to you want to go do that? No? No, I think no, No, I think we should. Uh we'll call a needle later. You know what I I you said, I got some unused jokes I want to do. Okay, we'll do that. I'm gonna skip email for the lateness of the hour, but I want to hear these unused jokes. Don't you
think there was a few good ones this week? Were These are punchlines that were given to members of the Morning Show on Elvis dur in the Morning Show. But we're not used for one reason or another, and you were about to find out, right, So these aren't necessary jokes, but they were asides. A couple of them. We were talking about people who were annoying who sing at rock concerts, like when they go to concerts and they sing and
you have to sit next to them. You're like, hey, I came to the concert to hear that the singers sing, and I said, you know what, you shouldn't singing in a Dell concert, right because you can't sing as well as Adele and and it's all about her vocals, it's not about the music. Don't sing it in a Dell concert. But you can sing in a rock concert, right, sure? But I said, here, you know what, and then someone said, no,
you can't, you shouldn't sing it all. I said, well, you could sing in a Britney Spears concert because she's not singing. Okay, that's funny, all right? Are Elvis's assistant Andrew got an awful, awful cake delicious, but they messed up when they wrote the cake and they messed up the icing. And I said, oh, it's not a mistake. It's a mistake. Why didn't we do that one? I like that, that's funny. Was just a throwaway. Uh, that's
exactly what Elvis did. He threw it away. Uh. Nate, one of our other producers on the Morning show, went to see Harry Potter. He he got one of the golden tickets and he was farting apparently during the show. So for you Harry Potter fans, you will get this joke. I said he was expelling armist ng some gas. Harry Potter fans. Yeah, what does it mean, Scary? What does that mean? I mean expelling arms? What does it mean? It's a reference to Game of Thrones? Thank you, Thank
you've improving your point. Now this two shows, you don't know, two franchises. Is it a Walking Dead? No, what is it? It's a character on something. Let me tell the joke again. Nate had guess during the Harry Potter show. Oh the is the Harry Potter character. Okay again, if you listen to this podcast, remember Scary got two tickets to Harry Potter and I got no. I thought you said that he he spelled guests while watching Game of Thrones, So
you're deaf too, Okay. I wasn't paying attention. I gotta be um. Better things to do than listen to these unused jokes. I'm gonna put this one to the side because next we go on a rant about uh, what special day it is? What week it is? It's National blank Day? Next week? Okay, by the way, can we go back to the Andrew cake. Oh you have a joke, yeah, the Andrew cakes. That joke up again. So Andrew got a birthday cake last week and they wrote his name on the cake, but there was like some icing and
flowers and you couldn't read his name. They completely messed it up. Yes, here's another joke that he pushed back in my face, like, yeah, that would be the Disgrace of cakes. Right, I did write a joke, he did use. I said, who made that cake? The cake loss? How does the cake closs get on the air? But Disgrace of cakes doesn't. Well, he went with what was funnier? Fuck you my joke? Okay, okay, okayet do the set up again? And this one that got you on? Okay, alright, okay,
So Andrew ur Elvis's assistants. It's like Seth Meyers when he does the jokes for what I again, I couldn't well know close to look is right? Again, Elvis assistant. Andrew got a really delicious cake, but they messed up the top of the cake and you couldn't read it, and they messed up the flowers. It was a big It was the travesty. I guess that cake was made by the cake loss. I guess that cake was made by the disgrace of cakes. My ship's funny, and you
know my ship's funny. You're on this one. I got you. But Elvis read your joke, not mine. Okay, Now, this is an unused joke. The tweet us, yes, tweet us, hashtag cake loss or hashtag We'll put up a poll at Brooklyn boys. WTF like that? Okay? All right, So now this is this is a very special unused joke because it's an unused joke about an unused interview we did. I'm gonna split water all over floor, just legitimately, just just thinking of what of this? Just thinking of this
makes me an inside Now listen, now, listen, listen. The joke is going to explain the interview, but I'm telling you it's never gonna air, so don't ask us why. We're not gonna tell you. But sometimes things happen. No, the joke is gonna explain who was okay so earlier in the week, and please don't tweet him. Don't be that person. So an actor from Glee and a singer, cord Over Street, was was up here to promote his new single okay, and uh, it turns out he wasn't
able to do the interview. He had a cancel. We we didn't do the interview. The interview didn't happen, is what I'm saying. He had a cancel on the interview. So Elvis was saying, oh, you know what, when he comes up here, he's promoting them. He's promoting his new album with his band, over Street. So we the song is not Cord over Street, it's over Street. So my joke was, oh, he cut the chord. I mean, that's a once in a lifetime joke. Cut the court and he could never say how is he gonna fit? And
whose name is Cord? So Elvison promoting the the the so we didn't get to it because he's like, oh, yeah, when he comes up, we'll make the joke. But then he couldn't make it. He couldn't make the interview, and and and not to be honest with me, we just joke. I don't know why he couldn't make it. He had a cancel. We didn't get to do the interview, but I got to do the joke, get in preparation of the interview, and we don't get to the interview. Okay, Now we were talking today on the show I got
a couple more can bring the music back. Yeah, So we were talking today about what who did you sleep with? We'll go out on dates with to get something like, oh, I only used him for his apartment, you used to day to girl used you for jingle ball tickets, right, Okay, So a girl calls up and woman calls up. She says, I had sex with a guy because this was back when the internet started in the nineties. I had sex with him because he had internet access and I didn't.
So I wrote two jokes. I wrote, you've got tail right t A, I l you've got mail, which is our mail stage all right? And then I said, oh it's a little scrowed him and modem and if he didn't do that one either. Last joke. I gave this to him and he thought I was writing it for me. He he didn't understand it because it didn't make sense coming from me. So Elvis was doing a topic and it said how how old are you and how old do you feel? Meaning like, oh, I'm twenty five, but
I feel like I'm fifty. Like my back hurts, right, I said, you know, I feel like a twelve year old boy, right, that's I feel mentally, I'm a twelve year old boy. So I wrote the joke for him, was I feel like a thirty year old man. Someone get me one you and you know you grew up with two siblings and