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we got an email and I'll read it later. Someone found the ape seventies seven review on iTunes and that guy and if you don't know what we're talking about, you should be listening and go back to zero. Today it's bring your daughter and son to work day at the radio station. And I'm so excited because my nephew, lucas not your son or your daughter is here and the radio you get to feel a little bit, a little bit parental without having to be parental. Well yeah,

I I love. It's the best of both worlds For me. I get to be the funkle because I'm the funk I'm the fun uncle. So he came in this morning with my my brother in law Fernando, and they they went downstairs to the Big I Heart Radio theater where we have you know, that's what the gathering place was. And they gave them bagels and and like sippy cups of juice and things and like like rude and candy bars and and pirates booty and all this stuff all

not sponsors. By the way. Yeah, Brodie, Brodie is sitting here, by the way, he is like rubbing his chin. He's like he's waiting. He's like, which one of his clients is he gonna? I didn't do that. I didn't do that. So there's plenty of time for that though. So they're having an ice cream social later or whatever that is. But they're doing kid karaoke and the fam of stage set up in the Duncan Donuts Ice Coffee lounge. That's not a plug, that's what it's called. And the family

match game. I wonder what that how that's gonna go down. Either you have to like it's probably like you have to you and your dad have to match something or you know what your mom. So I was excited to bring Lucas, my nephew, to the radio station because again, I don't have kids, but I want the idea. I like the idea of having someone in my life that's and you. You must have told the morning show room when the mics are off seven times since Monday. Yeah,

because I'm excited about it. It was so bad today three people yelled at you enough already with your nephew Lucas. You're like, hey, guys, can I be happy you preface the story every time with guys. You know, I don't have any kids. I'm probably not gonna have any kids, but we all know that you can just start the story. We know the backstory. We saw the original movie. We're ready for the sequel. You can just go. I'm really excited my nephew Lucas is coming for bring you a

kid to work day. You're always like you guys, you know I don't have any kids, right, we know. It's like I'm trying to understand his world. I'm trying to so his world or Fernando the Father's world. No, my my, um my, nephew's works. How old is he eight? What's the understand He picks his nose, He craps his pants. He thinks farting is the funniest thing in the world. What is your baby eight year old skill? Little little streak going occasionally really streak. Yeah, I don't remember eight.

Trying to think back. But so he came over for Easter and h we had Easter Sunday at the Scary House and U he kind of He's like, Uncle Anthony, can we play Roadblocks? I'm like, what's Roadblocks? He said, it's a video game on your I have my iPad, you have your phone here, just download the app. And I'm like, okay, So I played his little game. So so Roadblocks apparently is let me tell you what it is. It's a fucking scam because someone's making a million dollars

a minute off this thing. Whoever created him? There these little blockhead characters in a in a in a game where you participate, where so he's one character and then I'm one other character, right, so so all of a sudden, I joined in the game. And wherever you are in the Roadblocks world, you can see other players. And when you see other people on your screen, it's a multiplayer game and those are actual people around the country, and so hold on. So so he's like, I'm gonna find you.

So he goes to where my character is and then he starts insulting and he goes, you're just a blockhead right now, Like, what do you mean a block he goes, because we gotta dress you up, so you gotta dress me up. Okay, So I'm starting like he starts putting a little you know, making me like a little bit cooler looking to the Roadblocks world, and then you know what he tells me. He goes, and uncle Anthony, you might want to put your credit card down by and

by these fancy yeah, by these outfits. And I'm like, wait, wait, like real money, like real credit card. He goes. Yeah, he goes, I'm trying to save up for this this and he calls it some crazy word for for like whatever it is. He's like his his headpiece, and I'm like, huh he was, yeah, he goes, you don't want people to make fun of you, and I'm like, really, so apparently there's there's cyber bullying going on in these freaking games, like because you don't want to be a nerd, you

don't want to be a blockhead. I was a blockhead with a little freaking like a marshmallow faces, and I'm like that's terrible. I'm like, but it's all a brilliant So whoever created this game? Because you know, if you think about it, you know everybody's gonna be wandering through this world and then they could be making fun of you, like, oh, look at you, you're a blockhead. Ha ha. You don't have enough money to like make yourself look just like life,

Just like life. It's just like life. You did you get a VERSACEI jacket? This kind of Oh could you could you get Brooklyn Industrial and Blockhead? I was thinking about it. I'm sitting there like I almost put my credit card urban Chic, but of course, like fucking ten dollars for an outfit? How much is Warehouse party? Boy? Did you get that? I'm telling you, Brodie have you ever played any of these games? Yeah, I'm I'm I'm alive. Yes, I played. I played these games. You're acting like you've

never played a multiplayer interactive game. But will they make fun of you and ship like that if you don't know? But your character is not when you first understand, I'm not going to spend money they're trying. You're not cool unless you're throwing down your fucking credit card. And but that's how you are in real life. And who's gonna who's gonna benefit off that? The company copyright making the ten bucks? What do I get for that? Nothing? Except you don't get picked on in a game you're playing

with your nephew. That's what I'm saying. What's a scam? It's well, can I tell you I'm having a problem with Fortnite right now? So I created a Fortnite account on my uh my Galaxy Note nine, the first Android phone. Not it's not a sponsor. Mine don't for you. I don't get paid for that. I have the phone. I don't I enjoyd doesn't sponsor me. You don't hear me doing commercials for Android. So I have a Galaxy Note nine,

which is the first phone to get Fortnite. So as soon as I got the phone, I started playing Fortnite because it's on the phone. My kids plays Fortnite, so we used to play together. Right. I set up an account. Let's say for the sake of this conversation, my screen name is Brody. It's not, but let's say my my character name is Brody. Okay. I got my outfit, the free one. You get a free extra skin when you when you with the with the Galaxy phone. So I had a cool skin at to buy it, I'd have

to get my credit had nothing, I said. If the account I played five or six times, I advanced a level and like one level. Right, that's where I was at. And every once in a while I jump on. I fool around little bit, I get into a fight, you know, a game, and and let's it. I'm happy, right, Okay. About six months ago, I get an email saying, uh, your your password was was changed. If you didn't make this request, let us know. So I go to log in my account and it's locked out. So I have

to do the forget password. I know what my password is, right, so I I do the forget passwor I get back in the account, and and somebody has changed my screen name too. This isn't accurate, but it was something like blue Rhino right. And he's like at level six, So he's played my my account a lot, a shipload and he's not free to play. No, well, no, it's free to play because he doesn't have validation. He didn't have

like an email address or a credit like you. I forget how I signed up, but you have to have like a Google account. You have that's something. If anyone don't tweet me, I already did it. Whatever it was, it isn't important for this conversation, if anyone. So if anyone wants to play, what would be the motivation? I think they had a text that it texted me to verify who I was. You have to verify who you are because you have to set up and somebody now is on level six or whatever. You no, no, no,

that's at the time. So I look, and so I go into Epic Games the website, and I pull up my account and it's all Arabic letters. So I don't I couldn't tell you what the name was, but it's all Arabic. So I'm like, funk, that's not me. So I I change all the information back to me, right back to my screen name, and I changed the password right, and I'm good. A week later, uh password, request to change your password? He did it again. This went on

for weeks. What I found was you can't change the email and the address the email address on the account very easily. So even though he was logging in and changing every ing, the email alerts were going to me. So if I said forgot password, I got the email. So he couldn't change the password. He could only log in once and then that was good until I changed the password. But he couldn't set the password and change

the name on the account. So as soon as I couldn't get in, I would forgot password, I would enter the information and I would be able to change the password again. Okay, now about a month ago, he's up to level nine. He's in again. So they don't have a phone number, right, Fucking Epic Games. They make a billion dollars on Fortnite. You can't call them. You call them, they say, uh, if you want to set up some kind of corporate thing and UH press one Freddie problems,

please go to the website. Fucking website, So I go to to say I fell out the form. I answer all the questions and I say, here's my number. So like three days later, I get a phone call from God knows where Earth and and the guy said terribly sorry. I said, he's I'll reset everything for you. I said, I want my account set back to level one where I was. I don't want the points, I don't want the awards I didn't earn him. I don't want any of that. Want. I want my game back under whatever

my screen name was. Right, Okay, I said, how is this guy getting in? I keep changing the password and make it more complicated and more complicated. How is he getting in? He was, Oh, wait, let's check, blah blah. Right, I p addresses the whole thing he was. Apparently, he's he linked his account. You do account link so I have it on my phone. Right, I could link it to my PlayStation four so you can play it, so you'd have the same account. Right, He did a link.

He linked his account to his PlayStation, so his PlayStation was able to get in because it was already linked as if I gave it permission. But he had the password and gave himself permission. So he goes all right, I'm gonna take that off. I'm deleting it. I'm unhooking the sink account. Kab no, well, I don't know. Well, whatever the case, I don't know. But everything he writes as an Arabic I can't read his name, any information he keeps putting in. Okay. So on April, we're recording

this to okay. So like a week ago. Uh, I think I was on the it was island cruise. I just come home from the cruise. We'll talk about that later. So I get an email. It says, uh, password request requested, right. I go, oh, fuck again. I thought this was taken care of. I was all set. So I go to the page and I hit I put in my email address right, and I put forgot password, invalid credentials. Oh man, change, he changed the user name. So I write them back.

I said, hey, check my account. I have a history of this guy hacking me. This is my name, this is my screen name, this is my email address. The email address is still on file. I want my account back. Help me out. Two days later, Hello, this is Lucas. We know how troubling this must be and scary when your account gets gets violated or something scarier than the

actual game itself. Yeah, because he was pretty This form letter they sent me from Lucas, not your nephew, but legitimately that's the email from Lucas by way, not his real name, I'm sure. So I he said, please provide the original screen name, your name, that the account is under the city or state where you set up the account, which I okay, um, and uh basic stuff. So I

send it all back, right. I get an email back two days later, pieces of Ship, and they say, we now need to know your the IP address of the unit you used to play the game. Here's how to find out your IP address. So now they got you on a wild goose chair. And they want to know the last four digits of the account purchase I made to purchase uh in how in in game purchases? So now thinking did I have a credit card attached this

thing that I did? I make? So like we also need to know the purchase code and the last four digits of the credit card used to make purchases. Now I don't know if the war purchases. This is just the form letter, So I right back, I go. I don't know my IP address, it's my cell phone and then maybe an I P address. Don't don't tweet me, I'll figure it out. Uh, the account numbers purchase I go. I didn't make any purchases, so I don't know the l as for digits. I didn't make any purchases, so

I can something goes I don't. So here's I go here again. It's my email address, my user name, all the informack, my home address. It's all there. It was all on my account. You have a record of these trips I've I've communicated with you through email eleven times already. You know it's me. You've verified it's me, right, Okay, okay, Uh, please understand. We're asking for this information because people take their accounts very seriously and we have to protect them.

Syro Pack, well, you're not doing a great job of protecting me because you're letting my account get hacked every week and you're you're you're dragon, and so this is now eight days of me fighting with them to get my account back because Arab writing guy has the account. When you sleep, Brodie, okay, you've got so many problems. Let me tell you something. I've got. All you do

is have problems. Where are we read. So where we're at is I'm waiting for Lucas to get back to me because yesterday because I you know, I basically ranted at him on my my speech to text, uh how pissed I was. And then I went and tweeted at their account yesterday that their Epic Games account, because I can't take it anymore. It's my account. Surely you can see that, my my email address, and my name is

not the Arab guy. It's not like he's like David Brody and just well the David Brady was like, no, no, it's ridiculous. So a fuck you Epic Games is my point. Fuck you Fortnite. I'm gonna play Blockheads. You didn't even you don't even fucking h plan that one. No, I was. I was gonna just save that for like when his resolution. But you're talking about I'm talking about blockheads and games, and I just reminded me I'm in the I'm in the middle of a life situational rant. I'm in the

middle of it. I'm all up in it, and I don't even know what I wanted. You seem so rest. You need to go on another cruise. We just got back from our our vacation. We did. I had a great time, as did I anyway, So I have a lot of stuff. People are like, oh, you're on a cruise, You're gonna have cruise rants and bon jovir ranch. Actually, I don't think you're really gonna have many issues with your cruise. No, no, I had no issues with the creepy got one diet coke with ice, maybe one, but

that's a little old hat. And when when you know when they're taking care of you, I did not know. I didn't have any problems with the cruise. I did have things happen on the plane, and I had things happen at the airport, and I had things happen on the ship with people that I thought was funny. We said, we had some humorous moments. And since I have wait to tell you about what take our producer from twenty something, I want to hear about that. But I want to

talk to about your Singapore trip. First of all, uh, let's be open and honest. Singapore as a sponsor, it is a sponsors a paid trip, which, by the way, what a paid trip you take the Singapore touris look So I want to talk about your zip line zip lining. Yeah, well, I'm gonna explain to everybody what I even did. Like I don't explain the Singapore I don't like to have a problem with the zip lining you did. That's fine. You have a problem with everything I do on social

there's no podcast if I don't. Oh that's right. Is that what're doing here? I thought we're just sitting here talking to each other and we haven't have microphones between. It's really a problem. It's just something I thought was very fun. It's fine, and and and you're please do point out humor. I prefer humor to screaming. You know me. I'm a peacemaker, a man of the fucking cloth. No I'm not. No, you're not so, Um I I we really go on vacation and um Singapore Tourism did just

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water park, right, well, we're using a product. What neither one of us or anyone in the world wants is you to recommend a different one. Right. So we went to a couple of weeks ago, we went to a car car Right, which the new water park. Beautiful. They us up, talked about it on the pod. Come on the podcast. We said that they were a client. They invited us up for the weekend, very nice, and they

wanted us to see this new water park. They know a big fan of water pol what happened on that post about cart Right, I'll be like, you should go to cattle Back, you should try Yeah, okay, nice, that's great. But I'm but I'm telling you what a great time I had at this place. Right. And So they're trying. What they're trying to do in that case, Brody is relate. They're trying to be like, well, I didn't go to

cart right, but you know what I didn't. So they're trying to say it's like an Amazon at the bottom, it's like you bought this. You might also like totally get that, totally get that. That's what they're doing. But when we're on a corp like a group morning show trip, it's a it's a it's a client that has invited us very generously is probably watching that post. That's not the place to go. You should go to a different place, or you could d m us if you want and go, hey,

I saw you went to uh you know. It's like, I give you an example. This happened to me um on the cruise. On the I'll tell you about the cruise and what cruise it was in a minute. But I was on the cruise and I meet someone. Her name's Kim. Kim is a P one of our show meaning loves our Show. Preference one is what they call in radio loves Albastra in the morning show. She's from Rochester, right. She says to me, Oh, how's it going? If you had any problems on the ship, so far as you

get free dessert? What are you drinking diet coke? No ice? Like she was that's awesome. I love that. When along, so Kim knew everything and we hung out with her the whole weekend. She was great. She introduced it to her cousin Samantha, and Samantha goes, oh, I don't listen to the show. I listen to Howard so that. But it says something about our job that makes people want to tell you what they listened to instead of you like if you it's so as I go, hey, what

do you work all work? Fellow story and I work for you one hundred in New York? Or do you wanta to in Philly wherever you work? Like I was in Miami last week, so someone said, what do you do? I work at work because we're on all these stations. As I work away one hundred, people go, oh, I listened to blah blah. I didn't ask you, like if you if you you meet someone at a party, you're going, what do you do? Oh? I work for Dodge. I sell Dodges. Yeah, I drive a cat Like, No, you

don't do that. You know, Oh that's interesting. You don't you know? Go what do you do for a living? No? But I'm a lawyer for this firm. I use a different I think because we're in radio, it's the exception to the rule that it gives them the permission to I just think you should go, oh, you know what. I don't listen, but I hear my friends listen. Yeah, okay, that's fine, all right, Yeah, but it's weird. But a lot of those are things that happen in our in

our world, like having Singapore Tourism send you to Singapore. Now, I have to be honest. That's a twenty hour flight. Eighteen and eighteen hour flights. It's the longest commercial a flight, NonStop in the in the world, in the world. And yes, and it flies over the north and I've made it clear it doesn't go eastern West. I don't like flying. I don't like it. I'll do it if I have to. I don't like it. And I'm a little like aunty about being in a plane for a long time. I do.

It's like I gotta say, but I watched, I've been all. Let me finish, because you're gonna talk about your flight. I just want to say watching your social media because I watched all of it and watching what you ate, what you did and where you went at the airport. At airport's unreal. Uh I was I felt like, you know what, even for me, I would get on the plane for that long because it was that amazing. Well, and I will tell you, uh, we will. We flew

a Singapore Airlines, not a sponsor, not sponsor. We um the eighteen hours flew by because no pun intended, it did no no pun intended. Um, I got to see I got to catch up on my movies. I saw Green Book. Can I recommend this? Some people like, yeah, it seems a little too heavy for me, a little bit too like heady deep. Well, no, because the Green Book it seems serious. It's about it's about like racism in the South and in in America in the fifties

or forties and fifties. The Green Book was actually a book that they'd come out with where Americans can stay right. And You're like, yeah, that's not what I want. I want a comedy. I want like a good Well, let me tell you something. That movie is actually very funny and it actually has that boy, Sebastian Maniscalco in it, but our listeners might not. So I wanted to let you know that, um, Green Book, because I'm like, I gotta kill all this time. This movie is over two hours,

that's perfect. I'm gonna watch it. It was very funny and it had its moments, and I became deeply attached to the characters, and you get to see a transformation between uh an Italian guy Italian from the Bronx in the nineteen fifties, who has to drive this guy around? Who who was hired to drive this guy who was a very um not accomplished African Americans singer and and uh pianist. And he drives him around and he's being

very politically correct saying African American black guy. Well, yeah, okay, but what I'm saying is this movie may have changed you. I think we should have changed me. I think no, I think we should have Spruce come in and see if you mo man him when he comes in. You know what I'm saying, if you're a better person enough to sing Green, what I'm commenting on is to me, I think you're now a lot of I am swollen. Has nothing to do with what I was speaking of.

Spruce there is should call him in here here. He can't. He's a soundproof glass. He just walked. Damn it. All right, I want to talk to you about Green, but I'm gonna text him so anyway. Other films that I got to see, we'll get back to Greenbook. I got to see um oh oh you know what I you know what I passed on. I passed on A Star is Born. I don't want I didn't want to watch that, and

I didn't want to watch Vice. Vice is the is the story of uh Dick Cheney actually being the real president in the presidency of George Bush in the two thousand around the time in nine eleven, Hey, guess what I don't want to watch on a plane? A movie about planes flying into buildings. That's a terrible choice. You shouldn't even have that option on the menu on the on the on the plane. Do I need to see that while I'm in flight? Vice from the list of

films to watch. I don't want to watch any movie about airplanes, even Airplane, the classic comedy, because I don't want to see anything have I don't want to see snakes on a plane or anything they have to do with with plane crashes anything you believe you're with me on that right. That's why I don't watch Jaws when I'm swimming in the ocean. I don't want to see the cover of The Beastie Boys License to Ill because it's about it's a plane, it's a stretch, it's a

it's a reference to eighties pop culture. Which we have a lot of listeners that listen to them anyway, So so anyway, Green Book was awesome. Uh and then I saw then I had to do with a couple of throwaways. Oh what's that film with the Will Farrell. Oh, oh my god, Holmes and Watson. That movie got no stars and I can none. Well, Will Farrell is a star.

But after after that film, I don't know if I went on a rant about Will Farrell on the cruise with with actually with Kim you don't like Will Farrell. Don't go there, all right, let me let me tell you what I think. I think podcast were running for him. That's fine, it's fine. People like. It's fine, and it's a good podcast anchor man. Old school films, you don't like any of them. You just said it right there. Old school. His whole thing is old school. Will Farrell

was very funny in the nineties. He's a very funny man, very clever fun Yes, my problem Will Farrell. Hold on you look at look. It's unfair to compare anyone Robin Williams. But Robin Williams was hilarious, right, he did funny movies. But then Robin Williams did Awakenings, he did Patch Adams, he did Good World Hunting, he won an Academy Award. He was his he had variety and what he did right. In my opinion, I'm looking up Will Ferrell's Will Farrell is like it was like, It is like and is

like Adam Sandler. He does the same character with a different wig. Or doesn't it's the same over the top, No, the same, the same? Read dude, Stepbrothers? How hilarious was Stepbros? I didn't watch it. I don't like Will Farrell. I don't There are times I like him. You don't like him? An anchorman? Elf? Okay, hold on a second, Elf is the quintessential Christmas film? Really, the quintessential You don't like you don't like elfe It? Well, then who are you

to judge? Judge Elf? I didn't judge ELF, I said in general, I don't love Will Farrell, all right. I didn't like him in Talladaggon Knights. I didn't like that film, all right? What about this where the two guys are brothers and the you know, the stepbrothers? Yeah? What about let's what about that Coming Home for Christmas with Mel Gibson where he was one of the Fathers. Right, what was that? Was that? Any good home for the holidays? Home Dad, he's home that. Come on a night at

the Roxbury. Come on, that's another funny one twenty years ago. Come on, man, he's doing the same stick. No he's not. I'm I'm listening. He's fine. I liked Adam Sandler fifteen years ago, twenty years ago. Now he's doing the same movie. But he's older, so he's like he's I still think he's funny, he's talented. He's just not He's not my scene anymore. I've always loved Will Ferrell. I think he's clever. I think he does physical comedy. He's he's perfect when

it comes to comedic timing. He's a very funny man. I would be honored to meet him and talk to him. I just said, I'm not in Blades of Glory. Haven't just him being a goofball skater. It's him being a goofball card race car driver. It's him being a goofball Watson Holmes. Rather, it's it's you're you're you're saying he's a one trick pony. I'm saying he I get it, like he's gonna He's gonna do a fast food movie next. Right, he did. He did a goofy anchor anchor. Man, He's

he's gonna be a goofy doctor soon. You watch. His next movie is com to Jim Carrey. Oh, there's no comparison. Jim Carrey does. Did Truman on the Moon, the story of the Andy Calfvin story. He should have won an Academy Award for that that you lose, You forget he's not Andy calfern in. That movie's brilliant, and he's just physically you want to talk about physical comedy, he's double jointed. You know. When Jim Carrey first got started, you can look it up on YouTube. He did stand up comedy,

but he also did impressions. But not just vocal impressions. He contorts his face to look like the person he's impersonating. Go watch his early story. I gotta, I gotta take a look now. Jim Carrey makes his face look like no, yeah, but or a fire Marshall Bill make his face look like he used to make his face look like James Dean. You know, he was like, oh you want to do

um um, oh god, Robert de Niro. He made his face contortant to look like Robert de Niro, he contorts his eyebrows, and Jim carries on a whole of the now Jim Carrey now is a train wreck in many ways, he's not he's very like you know, he's not issues. But but and so you don't think of him as like, I don't know, Jim Carrey is funny, but he's very serious lately. But but Jim carry as far as as far as diversity in his material, he's more diversely. Well, Farrell is an all time comedy guy. I just don't

find him to be diverse. Okay, Well, anyway, I got to see your your film Bohemian Rapsody. I know that you were a big fan of Bohemian. That one that was that was unreal. And I'll tell you who doesn't get enough credit. The guy who played Brian May, the lead guitarist and Queen. That guy was fantastic. He looked and sounded and look just like him. Heard a statistic yesterday was that the movie made a billion dollars roughly

n something in dollars globally. Right, so all the members of Queen, the remaining members of Queen, one of the guys didn't participate in the movie. I'm sure he gets a cut, but um, Brian May and um Freddie Mercury's estate. Uh, and I think uh Roger Dean the drummer, they were, they were executive producers on the movie. Their cut was ninety million dollars. So Freddie obviously is not here. But they they made more on that that they did ever

did That's not true? Yes, they did. Queen made hundreds of millions of dollars. They didn't get ninety mill to do a film to take him a year and a half to make that, but if they put out a huge album and a tour, they probably made ten million on a tour. Yeah, I think they didn't have to work nearly as hard on Freddie Mercury, you know, is not with us anymore. Right, So, because that ninety million dollars went to his one sister and the woman he married before he came out as gay, right, who's in

the movie, That's right. So she married him for a very short time. He's dead for thirty years roughly, and she just got forty five million dollars. Phenomenal anyway, Um, so that's a great movie. But they did very well, and then the other film I wanted to tell you I saw on the plane, uh, straight out of Compton. I hadn't seen it. It It was a couple of years old. Now I loved it. It's the story what made you

watch that movie. It's the story of Dr Dre ice Cube and Ice I'm sorry Dr Dre ice Cube and the rest of Easy Yeah, and the rest of n W a um, and then how they rose to fame, and then how they how money or lack thereof, you know, the contracts all separated them. Because Easy was the featured person, he struck a deal with the character played by Paul Giamati. By the way, Jerry Heller, I think his name is, or whatever his name is. Point is, can I can I just take it so good? Yeah? He's great. Can

I just put a pose here? Just tell me like the movie. I loved it. I don't need the background. I don't need the Rotten Tomatoes recap. Dr Dr Dre then went on to death Row Records the whole stroke. I'm glad, I'm glad I'm telling the story. You didn't forget about Dre. I'm glad about I didn't forget about it. The point is it's to growing up in the in the in that era, you were boys, you were a

white rapper guy. Eighties, ninety before you awoke. Nineties those are those are my coming of age years when I didn't understand too much. Everything was fuzzy, the music was out, but I didn't understand that. If you were a kid of the nineties, you would absolutely love that film, whether you whether you're into the music or not, because it talks about the culture and everything surrounding it. I'm excited when the nineties, dude, I was, really but that's when

I was in my formidable years. The nineties and all my college high school and college high school, college in the nineties. The whole nineties are my college, the whole nine these was your college nineties. I was four years in the college. But you know, yeah, okay, ninety two to ninety six, I graduated years old. How old you want to me? That's when that's when music meant everything. That's fine. So I learned a lot about watching that film. And Bohemian Rhapsody was before my time, but I love

the music growing up, and and so I learned a lot. Anyway, the point is an educational time and You've talked nothing about Singapore. The whole fucking thing was about the movies you saw the whole what do you siskel or Ebert? Who cares? At this point? Movie phone? Can we hear about Singapore? Now? Holy sh it? You really sleep a couple of times? Yes? Like just now, just fuck you. You'll sleep a couple of times, and you eat a couple of times. You watch three movies? Hours goes by quick?

Please describe everything you ate the nineteen hours goes by quick? Okay, that's all you have to say. You know what else was? You know what else? When I was Who's doing on the plane, I was drinking. I was smelling nice? You smell smelling like a million bucks? So because I brought my scent bird with me, Okay, my sent bird on my cruise, which I didn't eve get to talk about yet, Well you will. Can I tell you what a dork I am. I didn't gonna tell you about Singapore yet.

That's why I said this is gonna be a recap show. All right? Can we let let's talk about sent Per because I want to. I want to tell you why how semper it affected my cruise? Please? Do my cruise affected my scent Bird. So we we've talked to you

guys about sent bird before. It's a great website and a way to get sample sizes or you know, smaller sizes of your favorite expensive name brand designer cologne at a at a much reduced price, because let's face it, it's a freaking waste to go into your medicine cabinet and have big bulky bottles of cologne that's collecting that you four and then and you never used the half because you know, I don't want to smell like, oh, that's the guy who smells like that every time you

see him. Right. So sent Bird came up with that solution, and that was to say, look, we're gonna give you a few cents here. You're gonna you're gonna and they're gonna be in small little doses, and but they they smell like a million bucks. I wouldn't say small little doses. You get like uh uh, you know, weeks of worth of supply percent but you don't need a three year supply sitting there for sprays a thirty days supply. Let

me tell you how my mind works. I'm gonna recap some of the cologns that I got right from my first ship for it. Okay, So I got a Gucci, Uh, the the guilty black poor Home. I can't dolcing Gabana light blue poor Home. I got a Versacci, I got English laundry. But I the one I one I took with me. I'll tell you why. You'll know why. On my cruise, my John bon Jovi cruise. Uh, it's the ar Kist and it's the it's the Sydney Rock Pool And I thought I'm going on a rock cruise with

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a code Brooklyn. That's two Brooklyn's. That's sent bird dot com slash Brooklyn. Seven dollars seven fifty cents for your first fragments. Sign on and smell amazing. All right? Should we talk about Singapore? Yeah? I don't know. I want to talk about I feel like I should talk about the cruise a little bit. Talk about the cruise, and then we'll get into Singapore. You said you had some funny observations. Let me tell you so. All right, So I had to fly to Miami. We took Norwegian Cruise

Line was having a special cruise. They're doing two of them. And you know I'm a I'm a bon Jovi fan, the band bon Jovi. So this cruise was a Norwegian cruise. Look, you guys know we love Norwegian cruise line. The advertise on the sponsor they're a sponsor on the ostre, pointing it out right, I'm playing out slipping. I'm just telling you. So that's why I chose this cruise. But I also was like, oh, this concert. So talking about nineties, John

bon Jovi had an eleven piece band with him. Wasn't the rock band bon jovial on this Well he's had of the band for five years now, six years? Whatever? What the hell? I know? Apparently nothing, but you know about green Book Brooks, So that's green Books. That's good, all right. So Collective Soul was on the cruise. Big

band from the nineties, Tonic was on the cruise. And I gotta tell you my new my new car if you could on Yes, Yes, I put up a lot of videos and um there was a guy named Brett Wiskins. He was a country pop singer. He did that song live in the elevator on the ship. You get in the ship he's in the in the elevator, was a guitar. It was it was like a music crazy cruise right sidebar as you were. As you were on the cruise, you posted the night of Collective Soul. I guess Collective Soul.

He just played. So we were halfway around the world in a bus in Singapore pulling up your social and they got into a debate on the bus Collective Soul. They had that song Shine, that's all they had. And then I'm like, oh, no, no, no, I'm like they also had the World, I know. And then we all started breaking out into the karaoke on your because you very nice posting. They have a lot of hits. We have December December, don't think that. Yeah, and then the

World I know. Yeah, because it was a great It was a great cruise. I had a great time. They're doing another one in August from Barcelona, so it's the week but Barcelona, it's the week that we're off from the other Strand morning show in August. I may go again. That's how much fun I had. But again I just didn't tell us what happened. Yeah, I got to meet you. Yes, everyone was asking that I get the picture I told you I was gonna get it. I got it. But I'll tell that story. I get it, God got it.

I want it. Okay, you like it A have I just but okay, Ariana. So we're at the airport and we're waiting for the carousel of luggage. My buddy Rob and I um Rob is the guy on the fifteen minute Morning Show who I found out he was divorced nine months after he was divorced. He's my best friends. Okay, so we're all we're waiting for my luggage to come off the carousel, and you know, your bag is never first. Whatever bag comes out first. I'm convinced that's like a

like a like a staged bag. That's like the fake bag. It's no nobody goes it's my bag. The first bag is never anybody's bag. If you say it is, you're lying anyway. So there was a couple of flights and it was so some of the luggage came out and then you know, like they conveyed about stopped sometimes and you're like, my bag didn't come out, and then it starts again. So these golfing douche bags, like you see these guys, they flew to Florida. They're from somebody, some

of the hot place. They're in track suits and they have they have like jewelry on like they have money. But you could tell that douche bags. So this guy's like standing, He's going, hey, I don't I don't see my bag. I don't see my bag. Jimmy, I don't see my bag. Eric, Eric, I'd say, so, He's like, what's the matter. What's the matter, Mike. He's like, Jimmy the guy, I don't see my bag. And Eric's like,

calm down, man, you beg Eric. Don't tell me to calm down, Like, well, what does your bag look like? Because I guess they he didn't see them, check the bag whatever. He says, what's the bag? Look, man, I got a four thousand dollars set of clubs in a black titless bag, and I don't see my bag this fucking airport. These guys are gonna pay for the four thousand dollars golf clubs. I turned my friend and go, first of all, aren't four dollars And they could be

while you're yelling it. Because now you're yelling it, I gotta be honest with you. I'm grabbing your fucking golf clubs, and I'm walking off with them because you're yelling at how their four thousand dollars. Second of all, you're a douche bag because the whole airport doesn't need to know. You could have just said, these are Jimmy, these are expensive golf clubs. Here's the thing, Jimmy and Eric already knew your golf clubs are expensive, because you know you

fucking told them. You know you've golf with them before. You know. You're like missed them tiger Woods and buying expensive golf clubs. You probably aren't any fucking good anyway, and you spend four thousand golf clubs. I'm sorry, they're not gonna make you a better golfer. Don't tweet me. I don't care if there's a better balance to the head. I don't give a ship. My point is, he's like, he yells out, this is why I don't trust airplanes,

and I go. First of all, I'm I'm thinking the airplane didn't steal your luggage, right, the airplane doesn't take put it under its wing and walk off with it. So you don't know what you're talking about. You don't trust airplanes. He's like, excuse me, that one of the guys walking by. Excuse Now you would think you'd like, excuse me, what do you do for I'm waiting for my bag. Excuse me? I have a black Titleist bag with golf clubs, have four thousand dollars. He sounds end titlist.

Oh great, that's very funny this guy. So he's going on and now my bag comes off, right, I get my bag and my friend and Rob says to me, ready to go go Nope, I want to watch this guy fucking sweat. So you would rather sit there at the baggage carousel, yeah, just because this is entertainment for you.

So it was like eight minutes more bags are coming out, and then like a bag of golf clubs comes out, and so Jimmy says, hey, Mike, dais your bank And he looks just all right, that's not my fucking bank. My bags a titlest bag, it says Titleist on it. I've had a lot of money for that bag. Of course you did. Of course you did, which is which is a problem I have with people at the airport. By the way, why you spend it while you're buying

berbery fucking product. They get knocked the scuff. So I walk over to buy a seven thousand dollar piece of luggage. So I understood that. So I walk up to him like I I don't know anything. I woke up and I go, uh, you wait you what do you waiting for your luggage? He goes, what, Yeah you, I'm waiting for my my luggage too, he said. I said, he was what are you waiting for? I go, I'm waiting for some golf clubs. He goes, motherfucker, I'm waiting for golf clubs too. So I go, uh, are they expensive

golf clubs? Yeah? There four thousand dollars? I go, oh, so I go, four thou dollars. It must be timeless. Yeah, you play golf a little bit? Yeah yeah, I go, why, I that's why I don't trust the airplanes. And he goes, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think I've done that before the people just to like them like that. It was like almost the conversation like yeah that. So I got them all pumped up again, right. I was like fuck it. I said, you know what, you should go and find

security and find they probably stole your golf clubs. Right, he's son. He's like, he's like, see, Jimmy, this guy knows they probably stole my golf clubs. Yeah, I go, So I go. I had to set of golf club stolen on this sample airline once before. They never showed up and they gave me half what they were worth. He's like, motherfucker, he's turning to be red. So I was like, hey man, good luck with you, man, good luck.

So I walked away and we stand off in the corner and his bag shows up, of course, and he's like, these guys are fucking lucky. They probably hurt me. Yell. He thought it was because he was yelling, so douche bag. Fuck you, Mike. Now the titlist. So Singapore was was great. When when I finally got there, Jacob Jacobs, I need producer Jake in here because he came with us. They're like,

they're having a huge conversation out there eating cereal. What time is it's one o'clock in the afternoon recording this fucking thing. Come over here, Jake. We need Jake. So Jake came onto the take, just finished his podcast. Now he's eating cereal. Yeah, did you do twenty somethings doing nothing. Oh, it's not sereal, it's keen wa. What the hell is that while you're doing nothing, you're just standing eating that's lunch? Oh what is it? Keena sounds like a dream, sounds

like a big fart waiting to happen. Lots of fiber in there. But um, I was about to start talking about Singapore. We talked about the flight. But yeah, they figured out the flight. Go right, we're going right to the you I know, but we're talking already. Heard every movie, who directed, cinematographer, but the service, all of it. But anyway, that the point is with Singapore, um I, I want to say, first of all, we were we were lucky enough to go. But I didn't realize that everyone understood

and spoke fluent English there. You could have just googled that I could have, But why would I have. I would have assumed it's Asia and that they weren't. You know. I learned later found out that that that it is the It is the Switzerland of the East because they're very neutral. They have every culture known to man that that pours into the country. Right, um everyone learns English and they everything they do is imported and it's a country,

by the way, it's a country. Everything they do is imported. Everything they have there is imported. They don't make anything. They don't have they don't have lemon, they don't anything. Everything, No seafood. This stuff comes from. Well, the country's only thirty miles thirty miles wide, right, So it's an island all of its own, and it's south of Malaysia and south of China and all that stuff. Now they have a lot of Chinese, Malaysian, Indian and British influences. They

were under British rule forever. I don't want to give you a big history lesson here, but I will say that we the things that we experienced. You know, when it's stop being a British n they got their independence nineteen sixty three is when the British monarchy. Uh, we learned all this nice, right, Jake. We knew August August ninth as so we got to we experienced food like we like, I ate stingray, I ate kangaroo. I can't do that, by the way. Was that's like a hot

pocket exactly. So So I I did things that I did, things that were way way out of my comfort zone. Because I'm like, listen, the least I can do is have an open mind. First of all, I would not have gone to Asia on my own, But if you're thinking about going to Asia, I will say that the number one gateway place to go would be Singlepore because every it's so perfect, it's so everything is English speaking and English influenced that you are going to have no

trouble at all getting around, communicating and enjoying. I mean, you could have Chinese food there because that's the Chinese influences, but you can't have the Chinese food here. Well, yeah, what the point is? You have Chinese food in English or you can have sting ray kangaroo. I'm not doing that. Okay, Well that's what was this thing where like it's like it's like a flicky whitefish. Yeah, if you have more bones than usual. But anyway, the point is really the

thing doesn' look like has bones. Its kind of just flaps. No, it's kind of it's flaky. It's flaky white fish detail but like flaky whitefish was Jake's name in high school. So one of the things I did was go zip lining. Okay, before I have known scary for now like five years. Yeah, I've never seen scary as open to try. I was shocked. I was shocked. I'm like scary zip lining. Thank you Jake and Iane. It was so crazy everything that we did. So he didn't want to go zip lining, and then

when we were there, everyone's like you should. He's like, I've never done or not I really want to do it. Is the video anywhere permanent? I know you had it in your instant stories, but is it? Well, you gotta thank Jake for that. Jake, it's it's it's it's on my Instagram. It's it's not a hard post. Okay, So before Jake gets into the whole thing, I just want to say I was very impressed that you did that.

Thank you. Because you're you're a non athletic coward. That's a lot of things, and I don't mean that in a offensive way. That's you all. That's whom you wouldn't jump off a cliff. You're not that kind of guy. You know. Now, I might go bungee jumping, you are not going. But you're never going bungee jumping, and stop it. You're not. Why not because you're not a You're not a you're not a daredevil. I need a rush kind of guy. Zip lining. You must have convinced yourself you

was trapped in it was safe. You probably asked a hundred safety questions, right, there's not a lot of questions to ask for bungee. You're gonna go? Is it gonna snap? No? All right, that's it. Those are choices. Okay. My only thing is you ended up going backwards the whole time, and I feel like that takes away from like seeing what you're doing well, because you spent the whole time

trying to do the twist, trying to get around. Well, I had one okay, so Jake said, look, we needed multi angle shot of this and it should lock in straight like it shouldn't been. We did. Jake spun too. Yeah, we won't went down backwards. But it was fine. It was so exhilarating. I had the best time doing it. But I had a selfie stick in one hand, and then Jake was on the other line and he was filming me with the camera angle number two. So he so if you see the video, if Jake cut that together,

there's no video of Jake. Well there's Jake in the background of mine. Yeah, yeah, Jake was there if you look down at all, because I don't remember seeing any video of you looking down own. I looked, I looked ahead. Yeah that's the move, by the way, don't look down. So so that's what that's your whole thing is about me. I found I found funny you trying to do the twist like get so you know, we saw him, We went to museums, we saw art, we ate the best food they really, we went on a bar crawl. I

mean it was a good time. I don't I don't want to bore you with that crap it anyway, because but but one thing that happened that was probably the funniest thing of the trip. And it goes off of what Brody. You know, Brodie loves a good discount, right, Yes, so does Jake. Jake and Brodie. Brodie and Jake, the one in the same I'm not Brodian Jake, Oh exactly what Jacob Brodie, Jake and the Brody wasn't a TV show, No, that was no Jake and the bro Nope, I know

what it was. I'm not going to say what it was. It was Jake and the fat Man. Okay, So and I'm not so we're not doing that. Brody and Jake two Jews who love good discounts. Uh, just two guys who love discounts Jewish? So you don't you don't like a discount? I love a discount? Are you Jewish? Okay? But what I'm about what I'm about to do. You might have done what I'm about to tell you about, Jake. You might have done the same thing and falling but better Jake, when you fall into the same trap, just

get to get to again. Here it is Jake decides, I think I want to go for a massage that just like that. It was like, so he's asking the locals, Hey, so where can I get a good massage around here for cheap? Jake's like the keep that's twenty dollars. They're like, Jake's like massage, what a bargain? It's at a mall, a strip mall massage or something something resembling that. Right, Okay, So I got a massage at the hotel. Why because

I know that it's safe. It may be more expensive, but they won't there won't be video of you released to the internet. Are you getting a handy? But I know I'm gonna get what I'm maid for Jake tells the story from the could you go you pay for? You should have got like six handies for that massage. It was an expensive massage. But I tried to get a massage in a hotel in Florida the one day I was there. So I'm not gonna mention the hotel,

but it's a very nice hotel in Florida. Nope. And I wanted to get like a day pass because I was only there for the day. We're flying out late at night. We figured we stayed came home from the cruise. We got off the boat like eight am, like we have the whole day in Miami. Let's I tried to get a hotel. You and I tried to use every connection. So this one hotel was that they don't have day rates. They said, but you can use the whole facility if you if you either rent a cabana or get a massage.

I go. If I get a massage, I get the massage and the use of the hotel the whole day. I'm like, oh, well, so the cabana they go. I said, well, how much does the cabana? Uh, cabana seven and fifty and the large I don't need that and so okay, so put me the chance to me the massage people. Oh yeah, I have like two massages for the Oh yeah, what time? But oh yeah, so yeah, I go. I don't know if I get a discount, because that's who I heart. Media. We we've done some things at your hotel.

Ten percent discount really ill? It involves involves the found right, Well, okay, Jake, no such discounts. I didn't tell you the price. I come on, ten percent off? The problem? How much is the massage that might tempt sent discount? Here comes a punch line. I go, I better be getting a happy ending. Know what the discount was to off? Well, I think with something like that for a massage exactly, which is why you would have done with Jake. Didn't got a

twenty massage, but yeah, yeah, Jakes deal. By the way, don't go into a country anywhere and not know what the hell you're getting into when it comes to people touching your body. Jake, what happened? So we went with our tour guide. The tour guy was like, yeah, all the time, I get it's great. Is very different than a full body hold on, can I tell you this is something you need to know. Whenever you go to an island or a country far from America, you take

a Caribbean cruise. Uh open the door for Ricky if you don't mind. She's pushing over and over again. It's a locked door. Oh right, let's find out how hard you have to push on a locked door. All right, okay, So here's what happens. You get off the ship. Right, you're on a cruise, right, you you land you land in uh St. Croix, St. John, Saint Martin. Right, you get off, and they're like, hey, we'll give you a tour like we have cars. We'll give you the tour

of the mountain, tour of the town, whatever. Here's what happens. They go, oh, you know what, you guys hungry. I happen to know a really good seafood place on the beach. Then you get there and it's a wink wing to the maitre d or the owner. They're all getting. It's all kickback, so they all get paid. So when that tour tour guide, hold on, when the tour guide says, I know a place you can get a massage, he's in with them. He's not giving you, like the top

rated zagag let Jake explain the story. Tell the story that would have gone. So my friend and I right, which is why the tour guide takes you there. A buddy of his, my friend, was on the trip with me, my friend Matt. So Matt and I are here, were like, wow, this is so great. It is so local. There's no tourists here, nobody speaks English. It was awesome. They wanted a full local experience for twenty dollars experience, and we

got it. So we decided instead of getting a full massage like the tour guide was getting, you know, because that would be the smart thing to do, was follow the guy get a penis massage. Yeah, I was like, get a full body massage. It was forty five minutes and it was like it was but something had to be suspect when you walk into the room and the book of you tell your story, Yeah, dude, I don't know.

And for for those for those listings. Since the beginning, I've also seen video games you can play against you. I wanted to get Jake, tell him, tell him you're gonna tell me what's wrong with its? What what's wrong with this picture? And if you would have walked out at this moment salon where you have all the foot massage chairs in a row. Yeah. Sure. Then there was a room divider behind all these noticed the word room divide, right, That's where the porn movies used to be when used

to go to rental places. Separate room. It's a divider. So they were like, come back here, come back here because they need speak English. Oh scary as they all speak English, like, not these people, not these people. Okay points to the table and I don't know what she was saying, but clearly she was get on the table, Jake. So I'm I had my belt on and my watching, all my clothes and wearing catchy shorts and a T shirt. Do take off my pants? And she's like, belt gonna

whip you. Took your watch off, wallet, wallet in my bag. And the whole time my eyes are open because I'm like, somebody gonna come take my back. The answer there is probably, well, I still have my wallet, so we're good. So we lay on the table. I'm wearing karake shorts and a T shirt. You're fully closed, closed except for my watch and my expensive wallet. You have no money in the water. It don't lie. You listen to order you know, ricky. So she puts a towel over me, and I'm laying

face down. The hell you need a towel if you're fully clothed. So then the next thing I know, I feel her get on top of me like she's about to ride men, like she puts her legs on each side of you, mounted me like like your a hobby hippie hob Okay, okay. So she mounts me like a horse and starts massaging me. And so as soon as it started, I was like, ship, this is gonna be terrible. She went so hard and was like massaging on my bone, and I'm like, how do I tell her that it hurts?

She doesn't speak of Oh you know what the Singapore word for this hurts? Oh? Yeah. So then it was me. There was three beds. It was me, my friend Matt, and then another guy next to us who you don't know, right, and there was only two right, there's three guys. Okay, pause right there, here's what's wrong with this picture. First of all, you and your buddy are in the same room, sharing the same bed. They were okay, same bed. You were closed. How close were you have been holding hands?

There you go they couples of massage, no even couples of I was with my girlfriend all right in a couple of massage, and she was like fucking ten feet away from me, and by the way, lights went down low. There was this, there was the there was the okay, what were you s yeah, what were you smelling? I was I had aromatic therapy, like beautiful, like roses smelling rat poisoning. Right by contrast, hold on, we had this

hold on, We had this zen music playing. It was light in some language I don't know music, okay, in a brightly lit room, fully clothed with your buddy next to but then you discover the third dude when you looked over, right, So why? And I reached over to make sure my friend was still there because he was being real quiet and these ladies were talking real loud. I was like, I don't know what the hell is going on right now, but this hurts. And there's three

dudes and there's only two massuses. And she keeps getting on top of me, like she's riding me, like to get to the other side of She would literally mount me and then get off on the other side. Four hands. Hold on, I want to hear more of the story. None on gun, how the hell is it? The first of hold off? Did you not question why there was a fucking stranger in your room? It wasn't even a room, it was it was behind the rice wall, folding the wall. And by the way, don't you think it you get

some more money off that hold on? Yeah, he was trying to get something off. You only got a hand one hand on you also, so then the show was never mind heart. Somebody told us that if we wanted to add on a happy ending to one of these places, it would only be fifty addition to Now, these women didn't tell you that, you toad guide told you that. I did not tell us that. Somebody else told us. But who is this somebody else? It's someone we know? No, no, no, it was was it somebody? No? No, no no, but

it's obviously there. That was like, okay, I didn't know that. Somebody somebody told you that you had a girlfriend. And he looked like a boyfriend. And she the woman is talking to the woman next to us, and I have no idea what we got that. Yeah, And at one point she's she's talking and then she's like hello, like she's talking to me and and she says something to me, and my stupid solf I was like, yes, I'm taking What did I just did? What's the Singapore word for

strap on? Do you want me to steal your wallet? Yes? I have no idea what I said yes to. But she didn't try and do anything more. But let me tell you, it was the most painful massage of my entire life. So yes, strap on. I woke up and I was, oh my god, and I can't sit like okay, but okay, So questions scary? Hold so you you and your girlfriend were in the hotel? Yes, zen music, right, lotions, professional bed, one mssuse for each person in the feet

washed your feet. They did a relaxing rubbing, maybe a light touch of romantherapy. It sounds, I mean, night and day from what Jake wentroke. Hold on, Jake, how much did you pay? Scary? I think it was? It was actually, well, listen, it was remember okay, how much? How much? How much would have been? How much it would have been? It would have been a couple of hundred dollars. I'm in with Jake's place. I'm for twenty bucks. I'm in. No,

you wouldn't. You would not. That's the problem with how you you guys think sometimes, you guys pennywise and poundfuls, you penny wise and poundfuls. Okay, a second holding for a bargain cut corners, hold on your body. Let's pure supposed to be relaxed. Let's let's pull the curtain back. Fucking crazy, Let's let's pull the curtain. No, no, okay, yeah, let's let's explain what's really going on here? He scary? What's the massage included with the trip? From the Singapore people?

As Jake said, it was that go fucking something. Jake, who's the flaky white jew whatever? He say, No, you got a free massage, now he paid twenty bucks more. Therefore you're the cheap pastor, all things considered equal, I would have I agreed with you. No, no, no, But you have to understand something. He was looking for an adventure. What about the highway? Regardless regardless whatever comes his regardless, Jake is born to be wild, regardless of the massage

being included. Okay, and of our hotel stay and all that. I would have you know me, brody, you know, but in this case you didn't. I would have paid. Certain things in life you don't funk with and you don't try and cheap and chinsey out on listen to the local guy who was like, yeah, come here, Okay, he got he got eight dollars in at twenty for recommending it, guaranteed.

We're walking out, So it's also like, as you walk out, it's a hallway full of different massage places coming at you like massage, and I'm just like, I don't know where I'm going. You didn't say yes. I didn't say yes to that. We walk out and the tour guy turns us he's like, how was it? And man I look at each other like, oh, it was good. And then he's like, yeah, next time, I'll take you guys to a different place that's a little bit cleaner. In that place not so clean. Just told this is the

best place to go. What next time is that the next time if there's another place that's cleaner, that means in his mind he's aware that this place is dirty er cot By the way, did you guys talk about this on twenty something podcast? Okay, so there's no reason to listen then I mean to talk about this. They're gonna take a clip of this and just play it

on theirs. But I still don't know. It sounds like you've got a rear ending it was going through your mind this and Brodie, I don't understand how you see And this is my problem with problem looks scary some first of all, an adventures an adventure, right, that's what he wanted. Now truthfully, now that we know the whole picture, I would have taken the free massage, right, but had mind had mind has been twenty five dollars, I would have gone to twenty See. That's then that's my problem

with you. That's my problem with you. All of that aside, I still agree with the fact that there are some things that you splur John, like a massage. Pampering is something clearly I gotta tell you. I gotta tell you a Jake, you do need a massage, see a little stressed exactly. And the day of pampering is a day is just that, as far as when I woke up the next morning and felt worse than we did before the right can I can I ask you guys a question.

I want to know who this wild card guy was and why there were only two women for three guys. He should have paid sixteen dollars. No, you know, and he's the guy. Okay, you know he was. I'll tell you who he was. You haven't played three card Monty on the street. Well, that's when, like they do, find the red card, find the red card, and they flip the three cards around, right, And there's always that one guy in the crowd who's playing and he wins. Sometimes

he loses. Sometimes he's like, wow, that guy won, I can win. That guy works for them. That third guy was the guy that was gonna go. He's sitting there going, is this great? Guys? This is great? Oh these guys, You guys run for a treat. I I come here

all the time. But think of that shill. They all work for the but the visual of having two women jumping on top of three guys backs taking turns and not having enough hands your your massage has to have two hands on you at how you're not flying a drone at this point, I could get the video three women for three guys, all right, so I can ask the question. So we went on the Norwegian cruise for for the bon Jovi cruise. Right, Ricky, by the way, would you would you have taken this No? I wouldn't

have done. So, Jake is scary. I need your your your opinion, and Ricky want you in chime in. So we met a couple of girls on the cruise who were big fans the Helvis Rancho, big fans of the podcast right uh Kim and Samantha, the cousins, and so we kept like running into them. Eventually we hung out with them. We went to the Sound Disco with them, which I we have talked about sound disco. I want your opinion on the sound disco. Okay, you know what

that is, right, I'll explain it. Yeah, I'll explain it in a minute. So we were told we get a thing in our room. They're like, you guys have vi I p S. We wanted to take care of you guys because you know we're friends with Norwegian Cruise Line. We've got a couple of three things. Yourself there. Brody on the absolutely absolutely okay, fucking is the No. I didn't say things wrong with it. You pretended like you splurt for this big face. It would have the pointed

I would have ye yeah, oh that's right. You know me. I would have paid for money knows no boundaries for me. I will I will train my bank account for a better massage. Yeah, okay. Anyway, so so we get this thing in our in our room and says you get one spot treatment courtesy of the ship and the great people of six Man Cruises. The sixth Man sixth Man people took unbelievable care of us. Anyway. They work with the Norwegian Cruise Line for the rock tours, the rock concerts,

that's what they do. So I said, it says you can have a full body massage, a stone massage, or or or a facial which makes you laugh, or or a manny petty So my buddy Robin, I life not a manny petty massage, right, So we we like we call a massage place. And they said, well, we'll come down and we go to the Then they go, uh, we were all booked up because we waited till the third day of the cruise. But if there's an opening, we'll we'll put you in the waiting less. Would you

prefer a male or female massage person? I have female, of course. Of course, of course. So we get back at seven o'clock. They close at seven eight o'clock. That was the last sessions we get to. So any massages available. No, what was the last night of the cruise. So we had to use our free coupon. So like, I won't get the many penny hold on, hold on, so so ice. So my friend Rob says, I'll have the manicure pedicure because I'm a man. I got it. I don't want

the many petty. So so I was like, you know what, I'm man enough, I'll get the many petty. Fine. So we with two of us go, we sit down, we're doing our nails. Well they were a little that's a it's a week with that clear apology. Well I've gotten manicure pedicures before anyway, I have to love them. Hold On, Rob had never been on a cruise before and never had a manny petty. But if it's for free, it's for me. He's in, he said, he painted his toes black.

He's like, he's like, it's free. I'm doing. He had a great time. We a great time. So now Kim and and uh Samantha show up. They're they're getting um facial scrubs, facials and the whole thing. So they go so they see us getting our man our manicure as they go. This is a joke and it wasn't meant in the This is where they go, oh, we didn't realize you guys were gay. Okay, so I saw. I saw exactly when they said it in like a tongue in cheek. So so if so if, I said to him,

I go, you know what makes you gay? Having sex with another man, that's what makes you gay. Having my nails buffed and polished and soaked and softening. I went, oh, wait a minute, I said. They said it's totally fine. So we did that and we got the pedicure with the that we got we did side by side. They had like two chairs, so we got the oh they did so. So my buddy says to the girl, she's from Spain and uh, he says to her, um, so,

let me ask you a question, be honest. Now as he's she's scrubbing his feet with a cheese grater and all that. Right, Yeah, who doesn't want no? No, we was great, he says. Stories. He says, story goes to be honest with me, like, how did you get into this? Do you like feet? Like, well, why do you? Why do you do this? Now he isn't realized that these people are are their ship employees. They may have been

trained to do that. They didn't said. They may have just said I want to be on the cruise and they get nine months at sea, they get a nice amount of money is sending home, and you know, it's a good life for a lot of them. I love being on the ship. So so so. So he's he's assuming she's a foot person, and you know, how did you get into it? He was, actually I hate feet.

He's like what, And he's like, you're holding my feet and he and he's one of these people like scary has this His second toe is bigger than his big toe, and so I'm making fun of him, like, yeah, look at science second toe. He's a freak. Anyway, so um, she says I hate feet. He goes, what are you doing? She's, well, no, no, it's at my job. It's fine. I'm good with it. But like when I go home, people are like, hey, can I get a foot massage? Can they put their

feet in my face? Right? Because I don't want like I don't want my friend's feet near me. People like sticking their feet in my face. I do it on my job. So I said, well, you know, I have to be honest, any job I've had, and you guys can chime in if you've had the same thing. When I worked in a restaurant, I would eat the food like crazy for a month, and I didn't need the food there anymore. Right, When I worked at Starbucks, I drank a lot of coffee, and then I was like,

I've done with coffee for years. I don't wanna drink it. And even here work in the radio, we played Top forty on our radio stations. After a while, I go, yeh, hear rocked me. I gotta put something else on, you get because you're here to work all the time. So she's fine with feet at work, but she's like, I don't want to I'm not going to hear any feet. Have you guys had jobs that you like, hated the product when you were not working? Uh No, because I worked and I eat food food. Yeah, you know that

doesn't count. I worked with a product. Well, I used to build trophies. But I don't have anything against trophies. Well, it takes defenses. He avoided trophies outside of work. I scream place or if you're from water, no, no, no, that's ices. I would hate to get water ice. Okay, can we listen. I love Philadelphia. That is the dumbest name for anything in America that in the game water ice, it is water, but no, it's ice. All ices water as opposed to ices that have milk basted to him.

Then it's not ice. Then yeah, then it's ices frozen water. It's because it has has has milk. It It's like saying, oh, what is that coming off the kit to stove? That's air steam. You wouldn't say that it's around water ice. It's ice. No, water, ice is the equivalent of white milk. It's fucking milk. It's not white milk. It's just milk. I don't need to tell me what color it is.

Water water ice is stupid right now, people in Philadelphia like funck Brody, it's water ice, it's it's in New York we call it ices because because it's ices, I call it ices. Technically it's ice. Bro it's not ices. But it's singular. It's not fucking plural. No, but you buy, you buy multiple of them. The iss I'm eating but people say no, people say I'm eating an Italian I'm eating Italian ices. No, you're eating a singular ice. Just as stupid as Philadelphia. You know, Okay, I say I

didn't say Philadelphia was stupid. You were implying I said the name water ice, or as they say, wooter ice is it doesn't it's redundant to water. Yeah, well you're in the middle. You're in the middle, right, what we say water. One's not better than the other. It's accents. It's fine. Problem with that. I just think I think it's redundant to say water ice. I just think it's a distinguishing between a water based ice and a milk based ices. No such thing as milk based ice, because

it's frozen milk ice by definition is frozen water. Because you're wrong, I'm not because because because spimoni is content has it has a has a combination of what is the definition of ice. No, here's the definition of ice. Frozen water a brittle, transparent, crystalline solid. What I'm saying frozen water frozen. No, Spimoni has a milk baste to it. It's frozen milk with frozen water together. So it's it's Yes, Spimonia has a is a dairy product, Yes, like ice cream.

Definition of spimonimon, definition of spimoni doesn't know it. It's not Italian definition of spimoni. Here's the definition of spimoni. A kind of ice cream with different colors and flavors and layers, and often made with bits of fruit and nuts. Dick, it's ice cream all your life, you thought it was some kind of crazy. It's ice cream. Gardens and Boklyn. You cannot tell me that that's ice cream. That is

these ice cream. Put piece of fruit, water in there, there's it's frozen water in there too, with the milk. It's all of it. It's it's ice cream. It can be. If they water down their ice cream, that's fine. If it has fro like water moisture, that frozen it, that's fine. Your whole life has changed to drink ice cream. I need to drink, need to drink spring your drinks. Can you talk about broommate? By the way, you can put

ice cream in your browmated? Will stay called? Okay, you're done, you're out, Okay, bye, Hey listen anytime, listen, I'll give you a massage. Bucks Bucks stuff. Um, we we don't want our alcohol to be warm. We don't or our ice cream on soda. So can I tell you what can I tell you that I was listening to your podcast and I looked this up at I'm gonna get one because it looks you're gonna get the wine so later. Okay, So last Friday, you gotta get the hops of latter trio.

Last I got Last Friday. My wife had a bottle of white wine. Uh uh. She left it out on the table, right. So I said, you know you always leave your wine out. You should put it in the wine slater. I'll let you use one of mine. I got the Navy in the glitter peacock. So I said, I'll let you use the navy one because I kind of like the glitter peacock one. I gotta be honest with you, and so I gave her the navy one. She put the wine in the blue one and left it out, and it was cold the next day because

she's got to put away. It's like, you know you're gonna leave it out. They put it in the bottle, still cold. Uh. This guy Dylan founded Broommate, the company that we discovered, and wow, um they take beverages to a whole new level. Um, your theatre ice cold all day long, as Brodie, just show you're hot, or hot, whatever you want. Every broommate makes every mixture that every sip is the perfect temperature for you. Now with the broommate opsilator trio, UM, I get my favorite beer, keep

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how do you even pick which color you wanted? Okay, it took me from the time I told you and my wife I was getting this a week and a half to pick a color, which is why I got to I got the navy blue and the glitter pea because I couldn't decide, truthfully, I may have to get the matt black or the or the gray. There's a lot of colors there. It's also shadow proof too, And we want to get you started. If you go to this website because again our Brooklyn Boys slices get the

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Silent Disco. Okay, you want to talk about that now, let me talk about sound Discount did Disco because I got a lot of stuff from the cruise. I want to get to do it for the next episode real quick. On a silent disco Okay, two things, which by the way, I'm a fan of. You have the song I asked you for the yea yeah, okay, okay, they're getting okay, okay. So silent disco if you've never been, it's really cool idea. That's cooler when you do it. You go in a room.

The DJ's spinning music, right, but it's only played through headphones. So they give you a pair of headphones and there's a switch on your headphones. You go from one channel to the other. There might be a dance channel, a rock channel, or right on the On the Norwegian cruise, I went on on j there were three right, and by the way, as you turn channels, your headphones light up different colors blue, green, and red. Right, so you could see all the blue people, all the blue headphone people.

That person is listening to the music. So what happens is like all the red people are banging their heads like they listening to rock music. The hip hop people are all like hip so you can look and go you don't hear what they're listening to but they're singing, they're lipping the mouth in the words. So and so what happens is you might be on the Red Channel. You're like, I don't like this song. Let me see

what's on Blue. Okay. So I was listening to Queen and this girl came up to me and she's like, that's dancing with me because she knows I'm listening to what she's listening to. Even though there's no music playing in the room. It's fantastic here. There were two things that went wrong. Not with the cruise. The DJ was great. Okay, there's there's the you gotta you gotta be on Blue guy. Okay, there was this big, fat guy in a Hawaiian shirt. I know that sounds cliche. Legitimately, big guy in a

Hawaiian shirt the Hawaiian punch man. And I'm pretty sure he may have pulled his pants so so he kept he kept walking. But this is the guy. Um he uh. He had long hair like he was a rock dude. And so the stereotypes keep getting better. No, he had I'm just telling you he's okay, I'm painting the picture. So is he eating caloo a pig too? No, no, So I told you that rock channel was the Red channel, right, so I'm listening to rock music. He had long hair,

but for some reason he listened to the Blue channel. Yeah, I know it's going to happen here. He was coming over the groups of people going, oh dude, now we're all have headphones on. We can't hear right, So he's mouth he's the he's the you gotta be blue guy. Oh, guys, you gotta getta a blue on. Yeah, okay, you gotta put blow on a great song, great song, bl blow And he's pointing to his ears. He's like blue, got put blue on. So people were like going like, okay,

put on there, Like okay's great. When he would leave, right, they're like, fucking guy, he comes back. I got like. It wasn't like a specific group. He would come up with to a section like because he was dancing great. Oh I got great, but great because he wanted people like dance with him. Because if you were on the red of the blue channel and a good song was on the green that he thought, right, So he's trying to be your personal like he was anything wrong with him.

He wasn't like he had a problem like he was just that guy because I saw him in other situations and he was he wasn't like you know, so when it came to the music, he was fanatical about like somebody that's kind of It's kind of like when I come into the room though, and I'm like, you guys, gotta try these meatballs. He's amazing. He's I'm a food pusher. He was a music Okay. So now so I'm with Kim and my friend Robin, our cousins Samanta, four of us,

and we're kind of like laughing at people. So we take our headphones off and we're just laughing at people. Right, We're just you know. So we have like one ear on so we can hear the music, and one year off so we can hear the people in the room. So def Leppard comes on and this guy's like, but d yeah, and never again. He didn't have problem. He was like he he just that's what he's saying. Okay, phones on, you don't enunci eight I had. So then this happened and I have to try to talk it through.

This song comes on and this woman in front of us goes, but's this sester? Yeah, what's this esterm? Turning out problem with that? Okay, this, this, this, come on, feel the noise right huge arguably one of the biggest hard rock heavy metal songs of the early mid eighties, and was yelling Wistan was yelling Twisted Sister. Okay, okay, so she yelled at yeah, twist that sister, and she did the rock horns on both hands. Here's my my question.

I can understand a normal person getting it wrong right, like, you're not into a heavy metal for me. Most of the audience doesn't know what you're talking about. Yet, what do you mean, Well, okay, well, okay, this is not twist the sister. Right. People think this is twisted. Yes, it's quiet Riot. You hear this. I know because I'm a radio guy that this is quiet Ryot. They were one hit wonder. Okay, they were not a one hit wonder. They were they were had three hits. Most people will

yell Twisted Sister like that lady did. No, they won't. They will push his sister sings. We're not gonna take it. I want to rock. This is quite right. My My point is if you were in this place and you heard that right. This was a year before Twisted Sister made it big. Okay, you might make the mistake of going to a buddy, oh Twist Sister. Right, if you're not a big fan, you go, oh, hey, man, Twisted

Sisters on, and then we go no man, Okay. My point is if you get so excited to hear Twisted Sister, if you're like, yes, Twisted Sister, you better know that it's How do you not know it's not Twisted Sister? So does this idiot go to Twisted Sister concerts and go I can't believe they didn't play come on Field, the Noise, want to rip Off? I can't believe they didn't play their biggest hit. Like, she's clearly a fan of Twisted Sister, but doesn't know that that's quiet Riot.

That's like going Backstreet Boys and it's bye bye, bye bye and sync right, Like, if you're that excited about Backstreet Boys, you should know they don't sing by by right, That's my point. If you are on a grand day, you don't scream out Taylor Swift. That's my go to go to this decade? Right, So I thought you were a problem with the Silent Disco. Was was the actual what was going on in the room, Like everyone's everyone's on the dance floor and with three different into music

went on each other. So the hip hop people are doing like their breakdance and doing hip hop right and and they're doing hand gestures and the rock people doing air guitar. It's fantastic. But the best part is watching it. And then the best part is not having any headphones line at all, because now it's completely visually. Have you been going, you know, like right quiet? Because every song is a song that people know the words do They're

all singalong songs right. Anyway, My point was the best way to do a sound disco one of your phone on, one of your phone off. We have a lot more to recap episode eighty two. We'll get to that I have I'm in the middle of a rant in my life another one next week. You'll find out about my rant with the Fawcett people. I'm I'm giving you an update, a little teaser. I'm having a I had a problem, a massive problem. And we'll get to the unused punch lines too and all that stuff, and it's resume time.

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