#80 Fish Heads and Mustard

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If you want that free stock, you've got to sign up at Brooklyn dot robin hood dot com. You're welcome. Start up that up, Brooklyn Boy, start up, Brooklyn buy dot dot up. They make it noise data dot up. Episode eighty You believe eight. Damn some people don't live that long. Yeah. Eat any episodes of podcasts. It's like, feel like each one is a year of life. It seems a lot of a lot of energy in every podcast. Well, I mean it takes a lot out of me to do one of these, so that will be hard. Yeah,

it's difficult, by the way. Shout out to at Jan of Vic regular tweet of ours. This is He tweeted this twenty five minutes before we started this podcast. I'm already in refresh mode waiting for the new episode of the Brooken Boys podcast with us Britan Scary whatever Wow episode eight. Already time flies when you're having fun. Now here's the thing. You guys should be getting alerts when

the podcast comes up. But I love that you're refreshing before the alert can even be sent out and shout out to these people, uh texting us at startup, startup, start up, startup, start up, startup, startup, startup, startup, startup. That's six text messages, six all all just saying startup, startup. And it's an entire text message screen and they're all different number. Holy crap. Look at area code six four six, this one seven one seven, area code five four? Where's

area code five one two? I don't know an area code. That's uh South Florida, that's Broward County. And uh, look at this. We got knock knock anyone recording Brooklyn Boys, thank you so much. As one two is the great city of Austin, Texas, doesn't mean they're living there. Their phone is from there. Well, Eric code six wanted to know we're knock knocking and the island. How about this one from Connecticut? Eric code to three looking forward to a new episode of Brooklyn Boys to listen to on

my way into work tonight. So they're hoping that this gets posted ingested and and uh then he goes live and goes live and we don't have that problem. We have an iTunes problem sometimes sometimes it takes hour goes up on iHeart because that's our that's our company, and then it takes a while to go to the other platforms. And it's, by the way, we're on almost all of them now right, including Spotify. Surprise that not our company,

but but hashtag were Brooklyn Boys Slices for Life. Can now hear us on Spotify now if you're already listening to this podcast on iHeart Radio, if you have a friend Neo for some reason doesn't have to free your heart radio app and they have Spotify, that's fine. Okay, I just gotta tell you I witnessed Live Brody having penis envy. This is right before we started the podcast. You were scrolling casually through Instagram. Oh yeah, no idea, and he's like, he's like, oh, look at this National

Sibling Day. Sibling everyone scare your posted pictures which you've never seen a picture of you and your sister and brother together. Neither have I. It took me about eight hours to find that. And the three of you look nothing alike. No, we don't like under everything. Your brother might look like you, but he's buried under a beard and tattoos. And so I found found the one picture

posted yesterday, and if you looked at the feed, brody. Yes, it was hashtag National Sibling Day yesterday, so I had a day yesterday. So I for the most part, I went on Instagram to apply to people to put the little hearts, you know, like their comments, like like like, and I didn't scroll through my feed, so my feed hadn't refreshed since yesterday. Shame on me. And I see everyone's putting a picture with your siblings. Let me call that's nice another one, just like, oh, sorry, well you

put missed that. You missed it because you don't have any siblings. So here's the thing. Is the only child any any any pictures of me on Instagram where I'm alone? That's my sibling picture. I was about to say, you should just post one just for the hell of it as a joke. You'd be like, hashtag siblings just you just me, I have to do that child. Yeah that's great. Yeah, not like anybody did that yesterday, but anyway, yeah, no, it's only child Day, every day, every day. No, we

should have that. We should have National only child Day and people should put a picture of themselves. So it took me a long time to find that picture, and I had to crop out my dad Tony if you look below, if you look at my sister's shirt closely, that's the top of my father's head. Was he crouched down between the three year he was crouching down and he had my neck tiger hidding Tony, Yes, Tony the tiger him. Yeah. He had my nephew Lucas next to him,

so he was crouching down. But I'm like, I'm sorry, Tony, you've been cut out of this picture because it's the only existing photo where my sister and me and my sister and my brother. Here we go with that. I'm gonna get into that right now, me and my sister and brother in the same picture together, my sister, my brother. Alright, you're fine, alright, so fine, but let's move on to this now because this totally was a mind fun. We have a rule. You're going to correct people, be right.

That's rule number one of correcting people. We had a problem yesterday, yesterday, it was two days ago, whatever it was. So we were talking about how Scary and Gandhi are going to Singapore, which we have to talk about that in a little while as well. You're leaving on the twelfth, which is tomorrow. We're recording this on the eleventh Saturday Saturday. Well, I'm leaving tomorrow from from my vacation. We'll talk about

that too. So anyway, so I was on the air and I was excited, but I was also cognizant of cognizant. That's it's what spell what is Z not an S, don't correct us, don't tweet us, cognizant c O G N I Z A N T. So I was cognizant that the whole me and I, you and me, me and you. We've learned on the podcast the right way to say it. So when we were on the Big Show and I was talking about my trip to Singapore, I said the following, all right, scary, what's up with you?

The radio station is sending me and Gandhi to Singapore this Saturday, Me and Gandy? Can we discuss how you said me and Gandhi? Correct and Gandhi? Either way, it's correct. So I'm just walking. I would put Gandhi first, Gandhi and me to Singapore. And by the way, I was one hundred and sure about it. When I play that again, playing, I'll cocky, you are all right, scary? What's up with you? The radio station is sending me and Gandhi to Singapore this Saturday, Me and Gandy. Can we discuss how you

said me and Gandhi. Yeah, it's correct, correct because I knew that me and Gandhi or Gandhi and me are correct because the sentence was the radio station is sending me and Gandhi. Now you couldn't say me and Gandhia go to Singapore. That's different. But the radio station is sending me and the Singapore Gandhi and Me. But then the text messages blew up, started yelling at night, every one of you bastards, And I'm like, learned anything from the Brook boys. Those people may not be slices, so

I have to give them the benefit of doubt. I don't think they are. However, remember if he had said the radio station is sending Gandhi and I, you couldn't say the radio station is sending I. It doesn't make sense. That's how you know the right. But everybody's texting it. It's gone. Do you know? Do you know right now? This you can just search for and me and I on Google and you'll get websites that explain it. Now, I was happy. I took a victory. Yes you did, so,

I tweeted. I texted back a couple of bowl and explain the rule to them, and one person wrote back, oh my god, so sorry, And one person wrote back, uh, twenty is something like twenty two years of English teaching and school. All my teachers have been wrong. Oh my god, I cannot believe I've been misled. So yeah, yeah, you're welcome. Yeah, Speakery Jones in with the grammar. That's very night. No grammar police, no, no, none, You've got a citation of

award from the Grammar Very proud of you. Well, I could tell you right now that I'm proud and excited that I am going to Singapore. Uh, you know that, that's what that clips. I'm a little I'm a little jealous as much as I don't like it's the longest commercial flight in the world. Yeah, this is the longest direct direct flight. Yeah. Well, let's if it's two flights, then it's not a flight. So right, Singapore Airlines is

sending me and Gandhi. That's right, absolutely right. I'm gonna say it again, me and Gandhi to Singapore and and we are gonna be landing at Changi airport. Changi Airport is apparently a city in of it itself. The reason why they want to send us is they want to They say, look, you guys are going on vacation. We want you to go report back on your vacation. So while the show is playing these best of shows next week, while the whole show was on vacation, we're technically working. Now.

I know it's it's a little bit of a stretch of the imagination to think that sending us. By the way, I feel like you should hit the jingle. I feel like you should hit the jingle. Yeah, I feel like hit the jingle. They're paying me to god far from a product endorsement. Let me who wouldn't talk about it and scream from the mountaintops if they were being sent around halfway around the world the spore, I would imagine people in Singapore don't want to go back. Okay, but

here's the here's here. It is all right. I know you don't love flying. Oh no, I'm going. If they say you can, I can go. They said, yeah, if they said, I have to figure out a way to get Now, it's not the flying because the planes I looked up to was at Singapore. It's Singapore Airlines. It's a commercial. It's a nine flight. I google video on YouTube, you know, I went on YouTube by google the videos and they all come up on YouTube. Of course, there's

videos of what first it's business class. It's called business class. There is no first class on this plane between us. It's like it's for us class and quotes. It's unbelievable. The only two classes on the plane our business and Premium Economy. And follow the radio station shelled out to have us both and our guests and and a support staff of our producer Jake and and from the twentiesomething is doing nothing podcasts right, and Jeff Smith, our engineer,

and a couple of sales people all fly. Now here's the thing, there's a lot of pressure on you guys. Why you know why readings. I was in those meetings. So they paid for commerce, they've paid for commercial campaign. They paid for us to do these cut ins next weeks during the show. That will be the only new content during next week's show. But here's why this press should be all of us broadcasting live from there. If the if the fantastic people of the Singapore tourism and

the airport and all those people are happy. If they love what we do actual we do, there's a chance they may send the whole Elvistra in morning show. So I'm counting on your brother my job. I'm counting on me too. You're not the first person that said that get drunk and fall asleep in the airport for three days. Since they guess it's scary, you've got to knock it out of the point. Yeah, I could sweet for you

if that's what it takes. Because the more love they see, the more of a chance that the whole show is going to get to go. Now, this food there you've never eaten. Well that that's the next part of it. That's what I'm worried about. So you have to like Gandhi has been all over the you know, Asia, and she's she's you know, she's world. She's eating food and all over the world. You have not. No, I have not.

I've I'm lucky that I've gotten out of Brooklyn and and so I've never I've never ever been in Asia. I've never been close. Um. The light pattern on this flight again, nineteen hours on this one flight goes up, it goes north, goes goes over the north Pole. Yeah, you don't fly east or west style over Santa Claus style. And and so yes, sponsor Changi Airport is they want us to see what's going on there. The world's largest

indoor waterfall is at this Changy airport. And imagine this is what this freaks me out because I looked it up online and now, by the way, it's it's it's a rainforest. Imagine that you're going on vacation or a business trip and it's to the airport, like it's the airport that's that's sending you there. Because the airport is so unbelievable. They want people to fly, so show up. This is not a commercial for me. I'm I'm genuinely amazed at the getting paid to go. So they're paying

me to go. But the point is you grammatically correct and that's the most blood thing. And and yes, I can't wait for the trip to to sample foods that I've never had in my life. Um and now they said, do you want to go bungee jumping or zip lining? You said that that was I said, I said none of the above. I'll hang out by the pool. If if you've ever seen the film Crazy Rich Asians. You've already seen what I'm about to see. Uh, They're they're taking us on this They're taking us on this botanical

garden tour. We're gonna go at night. We're gonna have brunch in the botanical gardens. It's gonna be a butterfly thing we're gonna have. I don't know. I'll report back to you whether you care. I don't know if people care or not. But I don't know. It's just an experience of a lifetime, and I'm really humbled to be able to be given the opportunity. Just while we're talking,

I I googled fifteen best Singapore dishes. Now a lot of them look like variations of Asian food you might have had before, right, little like tie or Chinese, very similar, not exactly. Don't think of Singapore not only a city. It's its own country. Singapore is its own country. I'm I'm just further information, all right. So number six on this list, well, let's go to like I just randomly number three laksa rice noodles and a spicy coconut soup

with shrimp, fish cakes, egg and chicken. Sounds good across between Chinese and Malaysian cuisine. Like I said, this similarities to other Asian foods that you've eaten. Number four is okay, I'm doing my best here. Char quaite towel, all right, that's I'm trying to pronounce it right, Broad white noodles fried with black soyer sauce, bean sprouts, fish cake, clams, and Chinese sausage. I'm in. I'm good. I mean I would probably without the bean sprouts, no vege. Now wait

a minute, it comes to number six. Barbecute sting right. Now, here's the first line. Doesn't make sense to me. Originating in the streets. Barbecute sting ray has become a popular seafood dish down the streets. I'm pretty sure it originated in the ocean. I'm calling with that the classic. That's the talking about the street food. Apparently their street food in Singapore is as good as the foods you can get in restaurant. Okay, here's another dish. Number seven, fish

head curry. That's what Elvis was talking. A huge fish head and vegetables cooked in a curry, served with rice or bread. So I would just order that, no fish head, no vegetables, no problem, the problem. Okay, So Elvis is like sat tee. You've had si and chaw suey meats on rice with noodles. That looks fine. And oyster omelet. You like oysters an egg omelet unless they get the wrong omelet, like in that dinam we were at. Yeah, so, oh, this this is bach Cootell Park Rip soup. I'd eat that.

I think good shape you think so. But Elvis did say that I might get freaked out by the fact that there's a fish head floating in in soup. Yeah, but I said, you know what, if it tastes good, I'm in. You've heard the song fish heads, right, yeah, yeah, eat them up? Yum. Uh desserts by that's by Barnes and Barnes. Barns and Barns. Uh So speaking of Barns and Barns old school, they were do DJ the Lawyers. No so Barnes. I grew up listening to Dr Demento, which is still on the radio. He used to play

song parodies and I didn't know hen syndicated. Yeah, he just had a birthday and we're that's we're weird. I got his start. Wait. I used to send in tapes to Drmento show, and I used to listen and Dr Demento was like a syndicated thing on Saturday nights, would call for like two hours and it would play like, uh, countdown of the funniest, dopious songs you know, like any like Hello Moda, Hello Father, any stupid songs you've heard, and weird Al used to send his stuff in. That's

how he got his break. And so I grew up like on Saturday nights under the covers, listening to the radio in my room so that no, my parents didn't know I wasn't sleeping. And that's how I was exposed to comedy radio, which is sort of how I ended up doing this, you know what I do for a living. And allegedly I didn't hear it, but if you look at his playlists, he did play one of my Britney

Spears parodies many years ago. But Barnes and Barnes I thought were like two comedians, like, oh, Barnes and Barnes, these guys are great. They sent it a lot of bits. They're actually two radio guys, a guy and a girl. I think maybe one man and woman who did radio bits and sent them in. I didn't know that they have a bums out, but they were just morning show DJ's like, I think we have it. By the way, I'm not a morning show DJ, but I just meant, you know, one of the odds we have fish heads?

Do you think of fish heads? Just play a clip. It's a stupid song. And I don't even know if no, I think we have it. We really You can't search for fish heads on the eye in this computer doesn't work. It was Sammy Davis Juniors computer. Yeah, okay, that's an old reference. I would have said our boss, but that I wouldn't do that. Heads. Okay, here fish heads. It's thinking, oh look at this, Brodie, what was you got it? False?

Have worried false, false false, have old fun upon false, mourning, laughing, happy, fish heads ninged, floating in the soup. I feel like I need to be tripping on acid. That's the guy that it must have been. Anyway, the song he breaks into like a rap. But this is some seventies this song. Why is it compared because they played in the eighties that all the way they owe royalties out the Chipmunks, because that's that's a rip off of the Chipmunks song.

But at some point he goes pulling fish heads. We've never seen drinking cappuccino and Titan restaurants oriental women. Anyway, he does like a breakdown in the middle. Okay, anyway, that's the kind of crap I grew up on, and I'm here today now thinks so. Yeah, so that was number six on the list of foods and single You gotta eat a fish head. I'm gonna do it, and that that is my challenge to myself. It's getting hoaking

right at you. I'm gonna have I'm gonna have an open mind to try Anything's gonna be eating an open mind and fish head and I will be eating. I will eat anything once. That's all I said. Something's like go back for gentlemen. You heard that? Yes? Uh so you So if they put like a scorpion in front of you with curry like bamboo and it's dead, I don't want you need a scorpion. I would not eat a live animal, would you? Would you? Would you? But

you wouldn't try anything knowing you're disdained. They wouldn't try any vegetables. I don't like ice in my diet. So you think from gallions you're gonna try a no no, no, no not doing it. Do it tastes just like, I don't care what it tastes. Something cut off for this trip except for the zip line part. Yeah, you're not a zip liner. No, you're selling on a bungee jumper.

They're gonna take us to the market where they filmed crazy rich Asians in that film they have like they go to this crazy market with all this awesome food from the Asian culture. I am willing to Well, actually I can walk down the street for that, couldn't I at Chinatown? Yeah you could, Well you only get Chinese though, all right, I'll eat a golden duck, golden goose. That's up. Even go to Chinatown and you see the these golden when the dead birds hanging in the wind, they're peaking

ducks and they're golden brown. There peaking ducks. That's a style of cooking. What are you sure about that? I know, peaking duck is like when you put the art in the pink sols. So we're here in in Chinatown. You walk by these stores and they have golden brown fully cooked goose or geese. I think they're ducks, and they're like they have their beaks on it and everything. There's a pecking duck a k I N. But that's not peaking. It's pecking. So peaking duck is not what's hanging in

the hanging on these in the stores. No, no, there's pecking ducks. Maybe I'm wrong. I think they're just ducks. They're just ducks. They're fully cooked, they're wait a minute, I'm no. I'm seeing videos raising pecking ducks and raising peaking ducks a German pecking. I think the videos are just wrong pecking pekin anyway, all right, but we digress, as we've been doing for the past twenty minutes. Um. So oh, they were hatched in pea king. They're birds

from peeking. What they're called pecking? Hold on, pop sugar? Hold on? Is it peaking duck or peck and duck? Only one letters separates a peck and duck for peaking duck. The terms are often used interchangeably, but one letter can be a big difference. A peck and duck is a breed of duck, also known as Long Island duck, so much to learn. Peeking duck is a famous roast duck dish that comes from China as what I said. Okay, yeah, I know stuff stuff about ducks. You want to You

know that guy Broady, he knows ducks. Luck sauce not made from ducks. You know what else about ducks. I don't need to be order corrected in my phone. I wouldn't when I would never ever write the UK ducking ducking Well, if you're dunk in some check, you might be. You don't want to talk to her. She's calling you. She's like, no, I'm I'm ducking Maria. Don't try and to correct my f to a D. But what if you were telling somebody who ducking Maria? You texted you're

fucking Maria. I thought you were trying to avoid this girl. Why I know when I get angry right and all caps. If I'm all caps in and I'm writing, fucking like, stop fucking texting like I do to Greg T a lot, because texts NonStop, right, I don't mean ducking right, that's a good point. I don't mean ducking if it's all caps, ever, whenever reason to do it. That Android doesn't do that. Although Alexa, I'm sorry if you guys have so, I've been trying to get Alexa to curse so she'll sometimes

say asshole, but she's then sometimes in the context. Well that's the thing. There's certain words you can say. Yeah, I could say Alexa defined Brodie. Oh nice. So I tried it when I was working with it. So I think if you say, like, um, you are an asshole, she she she won't say asshole. You can't say repeat after me. No, now you can. If you say do me in the asshole, she won't say that. But if they do me in the ass she'll say it. I don't know, because I don't think she knows. I don't

think she knows every combination of dirty words. So they have to pre program all the things for her to avoid. And there's no way to get it a curse, like there's no parental setting, or you can turn it off like I said, can I get you a curse or go you need to put in that suggestion or you need to contact Amazon. She won't. Like, there's no adult thing you can turn off like a child proof. You can't get it a curse. I need an adult smart speaker. But someone who's just gonna just tell it like it is,

just lay it out on the line. Well, you can trick her into saying certain things and I forget what sentence I use where she said asshole, but she won't say asshole all the time, which is weird. She'll say butth hole, but she won't you know what I mean? Come on and she'll say ass Why do we have to be so clean? So so pc? It's weird, But have fun with her. Yeah, Like, look, I'm gonna tell you like things you try if I tell you people

like why would you say that? To Alexa? You can say lick my right, but you can't say touch mark like there's certain they didn't program all of the options for her not to say. You can get away with working around if you figure out the words to use a child. That's what I do. It's what you do when you spare time trying to figure out ways to trick Alexa into cursing. Where are you going on your vacation now that we're off next week? I'm not getting paid,

so I'm allowed to talk about it. I'm going on on Norwegian cruise right, but I'm not getting paid for it's on sponsor for me, not a sponsor, no, but it's the Boovi cruise that's get away to Paradise you're going to be in your own now. There's two of them. This was a tough choice because there's two Bongovi cruises. There's one leaving the twelfth from Florida from Miami, which is by the time you hear this, it's what I'm going on, right, And then there's a nut so we're

off this week. It was like, perfect, I'm off. It's great. There's another one in August from the Mediterranean. I think it's from Barcelona. It leaves and it's the same week we're off. So I may have to go again. I don't know. I haven't figured it out yet. I may go again. I don't know. I have decided. So I'm going with my friend Robin. If you guys listened to the fifteen Minute Morning Show. Rob has been my friends since I'm seventeen years old, and we you know, we

worked together. We've been best friends forever. He moved to South Carolina almost two years ago. I've seen him maybe twice since then. We met in Florida, and then he came to New York one weekend and he was on the fifteen Minute Morning Show and I was talking about his wife who he had married. Uh. He moved to South Carolina. I was in genuine shock. I said, yeah, your wife and he said, dude, I got divorced nine

months ago. And he said that in front of Brody on the podcast of the Fifteen Minute Studio as it was happening, and Brodie found out on the podcast that he had been divorced. Right, I never never mentioned it. Well, like it didn't come up. I'm like, what do you mean? Where? What? What about you? I gotta say, moved there to spend time when we're in a quiet environment, get a bigger

place to of and she never moved down there. I'm genuinely looking forward to you having your vacation because you guys are gonna be bros and you just gonna have a lot in comment. You're not only we get to be bros. We haven't been bros in a long time. He moved away two years ago and he was sort of engaged for a while, so he's been with her you know that girl, And now we're bros on it like with single dudes. For like, I'm not single, but we're gonna be single for five days on the cruise

and we get to see Bonjo. We perform John bon Joe, we're not the band and we already we have ranged, so Richie's not there. No, No, it's just for John and the Kings of Suburbia is a great band that he plays with. And everyone on the ship gets a photo with John. So there you go, so instant gratifications. You know, you don't have to lurk outside of his cabin. No,

and what's what's what's What's crazy? Stateroom? Many years ago, knocking understanding years ago on the Elvis Dan Knock, Knock, knocking on your statement on the Heaven Yet it's a Fob Dylan song and we know um So many years ago on the Elvis de Rand Show, John bon Jovi and Richie Sambora came up to promote their new single. At the time, I think it was it's my life, Well, have a nice day. It was one of those two. It was have a nice day, I remember when it was.

So they came in. The two of them played guitar in our studio five ft away from me, right like, let's gonna take pictures and this is the old studio in New Jersey. Wait, and the picture was appropriate, right. The picture wall was down the hall through a door down the hall. It wasn't near the studio, so I had to like finish up in the studio and there was a long line of people getting pictures with them, so I ran to the bathroom. I come back somehow the line was done and they were gone and I

never got my picture with them. That's a long time ago. I'm getting my picture of John. This is the time, and I will tell you that I think that, Um, well, first of all, I don't know if he's gonna play mon Jovi songs. He's doing both. I don't think. I think he's just gonna play John bon Jovi songs because it was the time where he did stuff stuff, and he's got a lot of glory. Not dude, he's gonna play You think he's gonna play Yes, and get their

bon Jovi music collective Soul from the nineties. There on the ship, Tonic is on the ship to man it's a whole weekend of concerts. But there's a band, a cover band on the ship called Slippery when Wet that's gonna be doing bon Jovi cover band cover. Here's the thing. John doesn't get on the ship till Saturday. We leave on Friday. The cover band plays on Friday. Imagine if they had the balls to play when he was on the ship. Well, I was gonna say, would he step

up on stage? And he's done that before. So there's a place in New Jersey called Long Beach Island, uh, the LBI we know it as. And one time at this place, I want to say, it was Joe Pops Okay, one of the bars, not a sponsor, and there was a cover band up there and they were doing Living on a Prayer. Unbeknownst to them, John bon Jovi was in the audience while they started playing the song. He emerges for nowhere and jumps on the stage and sings Living on a Prayer with this band and then charges

them royalty fees. You might have been the band slippery Way. Who knows, but I think there's video, there's YouTube video of this, or it's an urban legend that I'm making

it up. But can you imagine would you ship yourself if you're a cover band playing bon Jovies songs, or let's say you're playing you know, for you kiss covers or whatever, and the fucking the lead singer of or any member of that real band shows up and just jumps on stage and jamming out with you, similar to that um Judas Priest got when Rob Halpford left the band Judas Priest, they got a guy from a Judas Priest cover band. That's where the movie what's that movie?

Rock Star? Oh? God? With um? It was no, No, it was the one with um. Uh not Britney Murphy. Nope, the one with the athletic almost famous almost famous with what's her name? Right? God, my mother's famous. I can't at the Hudson. Yeah, so that that movie is really about that guy. And and in case people are yelling at the at their phones right now. A Journey also also got their lead singer when Steve Perry left from I think he's Malaysian or he's from Singapore. Wait a

minute from Singapore? From Singapore, hold on, get out of here, hold on. So so, speaking of singers, they got him of YouTube. Um, and I think he's from I know he's Asian. One more note on Singapore. Uh. So our friends Sisany who is a co host from Manila. He's from Minila, from Okay. So our our co host co Siany from the Ryan Seacrest Show in Los Angeles. She got to do the Ryon's co host. Yes, she's Ryan's co host, co worker Ryan Cea Crests co co host. Um,

she got to go on the Singapore trip. Do you know that while she was getting her bags in Los Angeles l a X and she was leaving the trip at the very last minute. As she's picking up her bags, she runs right into the lead actor from Crazy Rich Asians who was on that fly. She got a picture with us. Talk about the ultimate ending to your trip to Singapore is getting a freaking selfie? Were the lead anyway? I just wanted to that. We've spent a lot of

time talking about our niceties and pleasantries. One more thing we had to talk about, right is the is the Mets game? Ah, that's right. You and I went to Opening Day. We had a great time. Yeah, and and so we sort of teased what was gonna happen and what we were hoping to do, right, and we gotta, we gotta, we gotta update everybody on what happened. Yes, because we thought we were excited and now we may

not be right. But we did take the train there, which totally we lost out on the opportunity to do what you maybe tailgate. We could have. Tailgate also made me overpay. We could have brought our our broommate products with us because I had mind ready to go. We were going to Tailgate. We were good to go park in the lot, but we didn't. But next time, for sure we will. This guy he turned twenty one and he was an entrepreneur, and he says, you know what, he was sick of warm alcohol. I mean, if you

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out the Brooklyn with the Brooklyn Boys. So go to broommate dot com, beat the heat this summer off your first order and check out when you use our code Brooklyn. That's b r U m a t E dot com dot com and Scary. Are you happy now? I'm so excited. That's me. That one's music to my ears. It's about Todd I how to have the jingle singers come back in for you do sound right? Even the singers were like a flow screw you Brody to use auto tune and pitch shift, all these things in the little little

pitchy Dog, Little pitchy Dog. Yeah. Um, all right, so the met game, we about the game. We taught that. Okay. So first of all, uh, Scary was paranoid. You were paranoid a boy getting there on time. So rather than buy all right, it was opening day, you gotta take in the air. You gotta walk around the card I know, to field baseball coming back into your lungs normally. So I'm Mike Brodie. I want to get there. No less

than an hour before the game. Right, So there was a Penn station in New York as we can buy the tickets right underneath Madison s o'clock start. Okay, great, but they they're renovating. They're doing this massive renovation. They're ripping everything out, walls everywhere. So we couldn't find the ticket area. So he's like, let's just go. So we got on the train, We get there, we get off the train, and we had to buy the tickets from from the conductor guy once you get off the train.

Oh no, full price, no discount. It's double double. It was double the price double there. Couldn't wait ten minutes, so double the price. But the problem is I still I owe you five dollars at some point, at some point, Yeah, please buy me a steak. Uh yeah, right after you buy me one stake of a bit. Anyway, we we we paid. We got to the game, and uh I double the price. The price, and with only twenty minutes to spare before first pitch, and we bumped into some

some friends. But we didn't see any celebrities though, because we got there late. We didn't Okay, I was ready to leave here at ten thirty that morning. We were standing by the Jerry Sein felt sweet and he was already in his suite. We didn't get to see him nothing. So uh we get to our seats at scary went through the list of food at City Field like a hot knife through butter. God, what didn't you have opening

day at the ballpark to try everything? We got our, We got our, We got good seats, right we got and we got good seats. Shout out to the people who got us too, good seats. No names, and uh we were we were close to the door we told you about last we guys listen in order, so you know, the door angels was singing, so like it's opening day, So here's what I'm gonna do. I I was like, you know what, There was people coming out of the door,

but I didn't see anybody guarding the door. So we just walked right in the door, like oh uh, because there's a bathroom in there, Like, oh, there's a bathroom. We walked in. Nobody stopped us, and you know, like that feeling you get when you're guilty and like someone's gonna tap you on the shoulder and ask you to leave. Nobody did the door with the free food was wide open, so we got we got stea cake, steak from you steak lunch and we had um all kinds of fruit

and vegetables. It was I didn't have the vegetables, but they're nice display nice night. And I had like a Skittles machines and m machines and we get like free pretzels and sodas. It was great. We ate were like, we did really well, and then we went watched the game and then we're like, you know what, we were hungry. We went back, we got desserted. When I got home, somebody reached out to me on Instagram. Hold on. At that point, we were flying high because we had gotten

into the special room and nobody threw us out. That was the food with the free the room with the free food. Well on Instagram, and I gotta find out where who this person is. Man. He's like, hey, by the way, which free room, free food room did you get into? And I'm like, whoa, what like the specials? No, he goes there's more than one. Turns out there's the room behind the room. Did you not know this? I heard us, but I thought we were in there. I

didn't believe him. I called bullshit on him. This dude goes to the game. He goes, I'm going tomorrow. I'm gonna show you. He sent me pictures from the free room. Brody, the food is a thousand times better in the room behind the room. Give you a free entree, a free appetizer, and I think drinks. You have to pay for what you get cold drinks. I was looking at the pictures of this and I got fomo. They have ice sculptures. Yeah, they signer quality food. This is another brody and I'm

getting excited about eminem machine. This guy is sending me Instagram. He's slid into my d m s. I gotta find I gotta find that they are. I don't know where they are. Yeah, so if you can imagine, imagine having new we have a new goal. We gotta get to the room behind the room. He shows me a picture of the wristband. Dude, you can't you can't funk with this wristband. It's a bright, checkered wristband that says I belong. We don't have those. We don't. They're gonna check us hard.

And there's a security guard at every entrance and exit to this special that must be why there was nobody by the regular special room because they're all working the super special room. So how do we get into the super special damn it? I thought we were like we killed it on over dude steak, blue ribbon fly steak. We were fucking a one rock stars. They had little the little yellow potatoes, the you com potatoes with bravy.

I'm beginning to think they created our free food stop just to take us off the send of the real free food, A bigger, batter, crazier, more expensive, finer diner free room. You know what's funny, there is a baseball game going on, like we did go to the watch again, and we did watch the game. And where do we get peanuts? Literally we got that with peanuts cracker jack bags, yes, free crack. I'm not trying to see. Now we look like now we're the assholes, right right, we look like

we're ungrateful, like screw you guys. I don't get free food in any free fools. And they didn't give it to us. We walked in, I know, but they were like, oh, brody and scary, let's give them free stuff. We won't do I know, but I gotta tell you and I'll shut you out next week. I you gave me FOMO because you told me there was another room you said you were going in. Who are you talking about? They got it? The person on Instagram? The guy on Instagram? But you gotta, you gotta. We posted and and he

showed me the pictures of inside the room. Yeah, showed me pictures of inside the room. Well that's heartbreaking. Yeah, what's what's going on? Producer Andrew's here? What's up? That's okay as long as it's not my dodge, feel free. Why while you're doing that, why don't you grab this phone call on myself? It's the Jersey Kid calling us. You're sure you don't want to take this call from me? I definitely do not. Don't that phone hold on, don't do it. I'm gonna I just gotta tell them. No,

you know I'm recording my podcast now, our podcast. Why you know we're recording the podcast? Why are you calling us? Dude? Don't you The Brooklyn Boys do this ship on Wednesdays with Thursdays Thursdays my friends. Yeah, you're not part of the podcast. You wouldn't know that. Yeah, why are you calling me? Because I'm the Jersey kid acast about me. You're blowing up my phone and I'm trying to record. You're the bye kid by listen to me, I'm the

Jersey kid. You can't do a podcast without me, John bon Jovis, What is it you want to say on the podcast? What do you want to say to me privately that that you can't wait until I'm done? Well, I didn't know that you were doing the podcast. I thought you were home already. Okay, all right, well I'll be homes I hadn't. I had like an epiphany and I wanted to share my idea with you. What's right to call him? Later? Well, I can't tell you my idea. Tell plodies? Shut up? Got bye love? You need me?

Oh yeah? Like I like I need a knife in the head, like the desert to miss the rain. Come on listening? All right? Did it not mean I'm gonna say that you are the longest finger in the world. All right, So we got we got the mad game? He sends my blood pressure to the roof. Okay, speaking to the met game. We had hot dogs. You had you had two hot dogs. You put onions on your

hot dogs. That's the thing, that's why I had to because one hot dog I have to have the red hot onions and the other hot dog I have to have sal crowd of mustard hate both of those. So you and I went and I went to a fancy wine dinner charity event, right, very fufu. A lot of rich people at us. Right, a great event to raise money for cancer research, and great, wonderful event. But we went to the same place we go to every year.

They're very good food, very good food. The problem is they come around with the trays like dervs the you know, the horse divorce, and there's a tray with um pastry wrapped hot dogs little pigs in a blanket. But the blanket is like really sweet pastry nice. And they're lined up like, uh, next to each other, longside, longside, longside, longside,

beautifully lined up on his presentation is fantastic. And then some genius in the kitchen decides he's gonna and sport mustard a mustard stripe across the top of all of them, and it's a design. And what I noticed after that, I was like, oh, I'll just eat the bottom. You can't eat the bottom because before they put them on the plate to keep them from sliding. They put mustard down on a strip on the food. It's food, aren't So it's picking a blanket on a stripe of mustard

with another stripe of mustard on top. Why do you have a problem with that? Because I'm gonna make up a number, don't tweat me. I'm gonna make up a number. But let's just say the world doesn't like mustard on their hot dogs. Some of them might like them, playing some of them, like me, like ketchup on their hot dogs. Don't decide my condiment for me. That should be everybody's rule in life. Put it on the side, let me dip, give me a cup, have a little whatever. In this case,

it was more about presentation. We were in a fancy place where we're looking at the first part of the first part of presentation is present. And if you're giving me a present I wanted without catching I want it with catchup or without anything. It's part of the atmosphere. No condiments are an additive. We were in a beautiful room, yes, and I would have liked to have tried delicious hot dogs. And we were we were shampull view of the World

Trade Tower of fancy shaped glasses. We had a beautiful view of the World Trade Tower otherwise known as World Trade Center one, not the Freedom Tower. Don't call it. That's something name. So wouldn't you expect in a room with that? I just painted a picture for you, that view and of that magnitude. Minds catch up that you would get a little over your finds catch up. That's

what I want. You want to walk around a second tray or walk around a one stripe of mustard and could have been that could have then a couple of plain ones for the finicky fit. That's the chef's signature where they they write it in a little I didn't write it. He made up. He made up. He made a stripe, yeah, mustard. Why could he have done a Why have you one? Long? He could have done a half acause it comes up to you. He would just have two puddles, a pall so good and a puddle

of ketchup. That's right, puddle of mustard, but sank blurry right, that's not yes, pud puddle of mustard. I'm blood. They listen he had there was a big tray. Big Oh. They don't do that at fancy events. It's like salt Bay. You know the guy Salt Bay. Do you know what I'm talking about? Miss steakhouse? Uh whatever? He actually goes up to every table with salt and from his shoulder he goes, he flings salt, It rolls down his arm and onto your plate and want that. That's Salt Bay.

That's his signature. That's not don't sign my food, just serve it sign I don't. I don't want. I don't want your dandriff on my food. You don't want him. I don't want shoulder salt. How do I know it's not Dan Dreff? Like? I don't want your on your jacket. You know what? You can't appreciate Salt Bay. No, give me salt. I'll put your salt on nerrom something or other. Whatever. He's making money. I'm not They do that at his steakhouse.

That's fantastic. Actually trying, Oh my god, they're trying to stop it because they said the Board of Health has people reported him. Don't you want I don't want jacket salt hashtake jacket salt. Salt hits his elbow and four arm before it hits your Would you like some dandref on your steak? No? Like jay Z. It's third off your shoulder. You brush it on the floor. You don't. You brush it on my steak. That's crap. Don't put it. Don't precondiment my food, man, That's all I'm asking. Try

something new on your hot dog. You're gonna have a fish head. Oh you want about cheese, Give me some cheese on that. Don't assume I like mustard. I'm gonna try barbecue stingray and you can't have mustard on your picking a blanket. Let me see if there's some facts here. Hold on, hold on, hold on, let me get some facts here. What percentage of people like mustard or ketchup on their hot dogs? It's gonna come up ketchup, let's say.

Hold on. According to a recent online survey, nearly seventy of Americans we eat hot dogs SA they put mustard two say ketchup. I'm not sure how that's more than oa, but maybe they put both onions for seven percent, Chili relish forty one. So ketchup is at mustards at seventy one. I really thought America would have flip flopped it, because America, you know, we do that. We have to put sweet things on everything. You know what, there's no red states.

There's no blue states. But there's red states and are and yellow states. And I'm telling you I'm from the red state of ketchup of my peoplest. Shout out Hynes by the way, shout out no no other catchup brother? Alright, So I got that. That was a little mini rant. You know what upset about about? We got more coming up? What's up? This is Michael Rapperport and you are listening

to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody and Scary. I gotta do another fucking take because you guys can't figure out whose names should go first, Brody and Scary, So what the fund do I gotta I gotta do two takes to me, all right, And this is Michael rapport and you were listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Scary and Brody. You know you know why it's Brody and Scary and not Scary and Brody because Scary didn't want me on his podcast. That you fuck you. It's

Brody and Scary. That's the way it is. Hey, this is Christi Stephano and this is the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Scary and Brody. Right, we're getting the money you played the scary well hold on, I played the brody and scary one at the beginning. We played both to them at the beginning. No, we played the two Brooklyn Boys podcast jingles. Oh you did only play one? Were you played it before we started? I see you got your own. I had Chris two bath to them. That

was very nice of Chris. Chris, by the way, Brooklyn Born and Bread. Uh and uh, he's gonna be on our show because christ and Stefano. But like brilliant freaking comic. I just something, Oh my god, what I just had an epiphany. A name for a bakery in Brooklyn should be Brooklyn Born and Bread with with b r e A. D Well, you just lost that because someone's gonna copyright that. I love that. Brooklyn Born and Bread. I don't know

it just it just hit me right there. Or bred in Brooklyn, born and bred, born and bred in Brooklyn, and we're from people spell ship wrong all the time. Dude, it's my bakery born in bred in Brooklyn said you don't want to bakery and someone someone already Now by the time this is like ghost everybody, they're gonna have that. Dude. That's oh my god. Well, you could do born and bread anywhere. No, but but born and bred in Brooklyn is is a thing. But now you can do in

any town in America. Oh my god, we should copyright this. Hold on, you know, I wonder if it exists. See if there's any bakeries that are named born and bred in blank and then yes, where bread is spelled b r e a d instead of b r e Born in bread bake House, Lakeland, Florida. Ship. I thought it was an original idea. No, nope, nope, nope, nope. No, there's also a place called born and Bred in Brooklyn. Uh they's that's known for the cinnamon rolls. Yeah, but

they spelled it the right way. They didn't spell it born in b r e a d. Well. That would have been the play on words. That's the whole joke. But I don't think you could spell it slightly differently get away with it. You have to see about the uh man, Yeah, born in bred bake house in Lakeland. That's I didn't have an original idea. Well we knew that.

Fuck you, uh this morning coming in if you if you've ever driven through a tunnel, I'm sure in any city in America, well, where there's a tunnel, sometimes the tunnel people would like to play a message, because when you're in a tunnel, they really can't. Some tunnels, older ones where they didn't think ahead, they didn't make them high enough to have signs on the ceiling or on the walls, there's nowhere for a sign. You can't put

like a digital board. So what they do is in New York and these old fucking tunnels we have in New York callustrophobic, terrible tunnels. Let me tell you some about New York. If you've never been to New York, you know it's one of the biggest cities in the world. It's the biggest city in America. Right. So the tunnels that connect New Jersey and New York, they were built for a different time, a hundred twenty years old, some

of them, right. So, Okay, that the Holland Tunnel, which connects north central New Jersey to Lower Manhattan, where a lot of us come to work everyday, it's a two lane. We talked about this, right, It's a two lane fucking tunnel. It was built for horses. In a hundred years, they haven't put another lane, right. We talked about this last week of the week before. Okay, Now here's the thing. Because they don't have signs in the tunnel, sometimes they

have to give you important messages right now. One time, I'm in the Holland Tunnel all the way downtown and they're telling me that one lane will be closed over the weekend in the Lincoln Tunnel. Now, the way it works is, for the most part, if you take one tunnel into the city, you probably don't take the other one. Right, they're not close. I don't need to know about the lane closure in the tunnel because I'm not taking that

fucking tunnel whatever. So normally, normally when you ride in right every third or fourth day, occasionally there'll be a notice and they pull and they take over your radio every channel right, so you're like the transmitter is on its own frequency in the tunnel and it literally bypasses anything you're listening to. You're listening to the news. And then they found the killer. He's attention ladies and gentlemen

drivers in New Jersey. Dr Fron. It doesn't matter again if you're listening to a M or FM or whatever station, it literally takes over your right Now, the tunnel is about two miles long. I'm approximating on a normal speed, it's a couple of minutes to go by. So they have it on like normally a loop of every minute and a half. Right, So gods are when you get into tunnel, there's a certain point in the tunnel it's gonna play and it plays again. So maybe here twice. Okay,

So you're like, I put my seatbelts on. But if you're coming in during like busy time, like we come in the morning sometimes and the traffic is slow, you might hear at four times. Well, this message you're about to hear played every minute and a half. I heard it like four or five times because it was traffic in the morning. So I was late this morning. Happened to me too. I was late this morning. This I was like, you annoying, as hold on, this is my clip?

What are you doing? Yeah? Ok okay, so I was late. I'm listening to the elvis or in morning show to hear what I'm missing, right, And this is what it sounded like. Today is a national pet to day. I know it's national message from the port of Party of New York, New Jersey. Please it's not only for your safety but it's New Jersey. In New York. Remember in New York City, turn on red lights a prohibited except for signs. The turns are all wait in front, all okay.

So you may have heard the volume drop out. That's their recording. That wasn't me. So every time it air they never checked their audio. He goes make sure you have about and it comes back. That's their problem. Then when it ends, he goes and it comes back. Almost every minute, minute and twenty seconds it starts over again. So it's on a loop. You can't enjoy the radio in these fucking New York tunnels because of these messages, which,

by the way, they hire the most boring guy. They're like, hey, ed, come over here and record the message. It's never like hey, good morning everyone. It's the most boring ass piece of ship. Guy comes on. I'm sure he's the father of twelve. Good guy, he's one of charity. He's boring his ship. So hey, I know you want to make sure aybody hears it, but during rush hour, don't make it play every minute and a half. If it takes eight minutes to get through the tunnel, I can't. By the way,

when you're driving, you can't put your seatbelt on. You can't because you're like your already too late. Oh and by the way, hey Mr tunnel guy, if you're listening to this podcast right now and you're driving, you can't stop us. No, no, you can't start right fuck you, Mr tunnel recording. So next time you got through a tunnel, listen to the podcast. They can't take all. You cannot

interrupt us, right, fuck you Porthouth. By the way, there's in the same fuckers who who put up the whole land tunnel and put the letters over the wreath, the wreaths over the wrong letters. These guys, I don't know what the problem is. You beat, you beat, you suck milk. That sounds like it's time welcome. You've got mail, Okay, you can always eat LUs at the Brooken Boys podcast

at gmail dot com. And uh, this one was struck me right away, Brody because in the subject line it clearly said scary is even on the steak dinner now. And here's why, scary. I hope that the subject line uh teased you into opening this email. Anyway, follow the Brooklyn Boys podcast religiously. It's really the first podcast I've ever started listening to and it got me hooked. You guys are awesome. Haven't found any other podcasts that compare. And don't know how you didn't win the comedy podcast

I know how popularity contest Joe Rogan. Anyway, I'm also it was actually a popularity It's what it was. I am also a Brooklyn boy who grew up in Bensonhurst. So a few things need to get off my chest. First, for a lot of having some gold chains. Yes, steak dinner, Brody, I have to go with Scary on this will hang up on him. He brought to dinner with the full intent to pay you. You said, you're yourself. It's about

the experience of going out to dinner together. Also, when it came time to tip, Scary left a very generous tip. Yes I did. I gave a hundred dollar tip in cash on a dinner that would have been five hundred dollars. That's so I hundred dollars came out of my fucking wallet probably or more. And actually, anyway, Brodie, Scary is even next. I got a question next. I love that, Okay. He also loves the Beverly Hills benson Hurst parody over the Internet. You're not gonna find I don't put my

stuff on the Internet. Consider creating a YouTube page posting your parodies on there. Have a YouTube page, and some of my parodies are on there, but not not a lot. Love you guys, appreciate the work you do. Comedy is a profession unlike any other. Thank you, keep up the good words. Thank you. Joey P. From Well Joey. Listen,

here's what you're wrong. Let's say you're with a woman and she is kind enough to provide you with an orgasm the big oh, right, maybe during sex, right, and you do not provide one for her, right, Okay, So then you're like, oh, here, this is in your night table draw here's a sex toy. You handed to the sex toy. She then uses the sex toy and finishes herself off. You get credit because your intention was to give her one, or you had a hand in bringing it to her. No, she gave herself the the the

big oh. You don't get credit for handing of the toy. You failed. You didn't get you, oh, that girl an orgasm? You owe me a steak dinner. Your intention was to give that woman an orgasm, but you did not Louis Miranda right on on episode because I'm sick of arguing with you. Uh, feedback on stupid fucking people driving, Hey, Brooken Boys. I'm a fan of the podcast. Real quick about the truck driver trying to make a wide turn.

There is a name in Portuguese for idiots in general doing stupid ship that don't make any sense, and they are called artists doing whatever fucking masterpiece they are trying to do. Let's start calling these people artists. Can we call them artists? I don't know where he's going with that. I don't get it anyway. Podcast never disappoints that kid. Don't funk up the magic going for the podcast. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. There ain't nothing to fix.

That's from Lembs eleven one. Thank you. Limbs Lewis got a lot more. I got a couple of things, Uh, Mike Mpowski, Wrotes rights, Wrotes right written. I can't get it together. This one came into our Brooklyn Boys Facebook fan page. You can always go to the Facebook page and see what's posted. They're not a whole lot of activity, but you can email us there. Love the show team Scroty you both cracked me up. Even though I'm from Arizona, I can relate to a lot of these rants and

things you talk about on your Brooklyn based podcast. Just kidding based Manhattan technically, uh, and way he's saying he can relate even in Arizona. That's the place started number seventy, but then after number seventy four, felt guilty and I started listening from the because of all you're listening in order. That's right, that's right, great job, constantly entertaining Mike Rempkowski and also Don Rosen just says, say my name, bitch,

one of my favorite movie lines Avid listeners. In September two quick things, Uh, I was found in a position to purchase my dream car, which was a BMW three series. While trying to name said car, I googled b names for cars. First was Brent, next was Beatrice. Then popped up Brooklyn, so he named his Brooklyn b m his BMW Brooklyn. However, I hear my favorite podcaster might be

getting rid of his beamer. Oh that's to be continued. Yes, I started looking at the Lexus and we're gonna start talking about that on our next podcast, because that's a whole other thing. Brodie, Um say my name bitch. By the way, so American pie before I forget. I have a question. What does Brodie say I got online when referring to being in line at a register. It drives me crazy. It's a regionalism, I know, maybe to be I'm in line, Brodie, Slice for Life, paramedic listener, always

in order, scary and Brodie, thank you so much. So Yeah, Don Rosin would like to know, Brodie, why are you online? I'll explain. It's sort of like in New York we say we're we're on Long Island, or you're in Staten Island. Right, you're still in or on you're in I went I was in Manhattan other day. Well, technically you're on in Manhattan because it's an island. You're standing on it. Inline and online is a regionalism. Okay, in this area people

say I'm getting online. There's a line. You're getting on the end of it right now. You're standing in line, but you're on the line. There's a line there and you are on it. You are part of the line. You're on the congo line. You're dancing around. You don't say I'm in the Congo line. You could, right, but you're on the line. Here's the thing that that's different though, if you getting online, No, No, when you're in line, you're in line waiting for something. When you're on a

Congo line, you're on a line that's traveling. You're not waiting. You happen to be on the Congo line. You've you've given the terrible because you can. You can be in the Congo line or on the Congo line. It's neither way. You're it's the in on based on if you're waiting for something. Yes, hear me out. Why you're on the Congo line. You're on the com Yeah, I said that you're on the Congo line. But you're if you could, you could be in a Congo line, if you're part

of it. Yes, you're on the Congo line. But would you say you're would you say you're in the end of the line? You say, I'm on the end of the line. No, you're in if you're last in line, right, you're the last in line, Ronnie James deal, thank you. If you're If you're the last in line, you're still you're on the You're on the end of the line though, right, I think when you're in line, you're in line waiting for an outcome or a result. Like your your goal is to get to the hold on. Your goal is

to get to the register. Both the correct though. You could say I waited online for tickets for an hour. No, that's online. That's on the talk about the computer. I'm talking about weight online for something. I waited online for an hour. The cash register was broken, by the way. I was at home depot the other day yesterday, and all the cashier's the cash registers. Oh, I got that's your online. But you're also in line. You're both if you're standing. This is not an argument. You're standing on

both correct. You're standing in line and you're also standing on the line. They're both correct. It's it's what about the Red Hot Chili Peppers said it best. Nope, Actually it's not to see the show. And that's where you're wrong. They are not the Red Hot Chili Peppers. They're just Red Hot Chili Peppers. They don't have a lyric standing in line to see the show. They're standing in line.

They're not standing online. That's there because they were They're from They say in love you are on the congo line because the congo and he's moving and you're not really working toward any goal. Yeah, you're not trying to get to the front of it. If you're if you're if you're reasoning is to get to the front, and you that is your end goal, to get to the front of the line, then you're in line. I'm with I'm with both are correct. You can yell all you want,

you can't. You can't argue about regionalisms. You can. I'm with you, don I'm with you. You say waiting online all the time, you can't be with on you? You fuck you. You're look gonna You're look gonna just be right for a change. You know what, I'm gonna read some people that tweeted, uh have the audio we have to play. We have some people who shout at us. I'm getting to hold on. Wendy Gomez tweeted at me, you would be so proud of me and the free

dessert I got today. Went to Burger King bought a TwixT pie for myself, which turned out to be bad. I went back and not only did I get my money back, I was gonna order chicken nuggets and fries for my kids, and got it for free. Hashtag win um, Lindsay Garbage, Underscore Lady ten days of binging Brooklyn Boys from episode zero and I'm caught up. If this doesn't make me a hashtag slice for life, I don't know

what will. By the way, some people write fo r and some people use in them before, I guess both are correct. Bring on episode eighty David Brody and Scary Jones also working on my slicest shirt. Let me know if you want one free ship for us. So Lindsay's working on a slices shirt. And then Tanya, who's a big fan of this podcast and my Walkers and Talkers podcast on my Heart Radio shoes for tea. You've all heard her name any times. If I get fired, I

want a job with you, guys. Since I'm blaming the Brooklyn Boys podcast for getting me in trouble all the time. What did we do? I corrected my boss in a meeting today. He said a g l A account General Ledger account account, So I corrected him. Hashtag grammar police, you go, Tanya all right? And finally Monique Johnson, Oh, look she got up, and then play the shout out. I want to talk about what she all capped scary.

I want to show you that. Then I want to talk about what you did to me on stage, and then we're gonna get hout. I've written, I've written to you before on Facebook and Gmail, figured third times a charm, long time listening to the Big show, and have been listening to your podcast from the beginning. Also found myself starting from the beginning to give you guys extra listens. Wow. She went over and over and over again to listen

to our podcast. Always chime in like I'm part of the podcast, while people look at me like I'm crazy. So she's like a third microphone in here. Keep up the terrific work. Uh, and I started, okay, great, all right, you should bring the back to fat Jew for another podcast. That was a suggestion. I can't wait for the free dessert book Monique Barzoom than you did. I read that on a previous podcast. By the way, No, that was

a tweet. That's why it looks familiar, tweeted us. She tried a three times, so I think I read the other one. I got some unused jokes, and then, uh, you know what I'll talk about next week what you did to me on on Broadway on the Broadway stage. These are punch lines that were trying to be we tried to use on the Big Show, but they got drawn back in our face. But we had no time for them, so we read them here on a couple

So here's okay. So we were talking today on the Big Show about how BTS is going to be in studio on Friday to twelfth, and so Elvis was talking about this a huge police presence downstairs. They're blocking off the street, and h there's a big police van down there. So I wrote him a joke and I said, you know, maybe it's not a BTS. Maybe it's because there's a

new Brooklyn Boys podcast. He didn't find that funny. Um. He was talking about how he wishes he was part of the royal family and he said, you know, Duran is not my real last name. My real last name is Windsor. And I said, not winds are not look at them. R Kelly was at a club. Danielle on Our Show did a story about how R Kelly was at a club and people at the club were missed, and I saw My joke was, yeah, it was our Kelly. They were piste off and on what did you get

to it? Uh? And then someone was talking about a bad date. They went on on Tinder maybe, and they met this girl and went back to her house. She went to the bathroom and she came out dressed like Betty Rubble from the Flintstone. So I said, oh, so this joke he used, which was, oh, did you yabba dabba do it? And then the joke he didn't use was oh, after you had done, did she have a brontosaurs? And what was the story? What was that story? That that flint Stone story? I just said that set up.

He went into a girl's house, she went to the bathroom, she came out dressed like Betty from the Front Sight, And I said, yeah, he pedled the floor with his feet and got the hell out of there, because that was a reference to the cartoon beginning yeah with his bare feet. Okay, And Elvis didn't use that either, and rightfully, so all right, so next week we were on vacation,

and then we're back. And by the way, when we say next week, I we don't know when you listening to this, but the week of April fifteen, we're on vacation. We won't be here, so you'll have to wait an extra week episode eighty one, So let'sten to this one twice. You know, I don't know if we're gonna come back relaxed. I think we're gona come back more stressed, with more stories and more bullshit. You think so, Button. See, I had need a vacation. You do need vacation, I really do.

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