#62: Brody's Got No Balls

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Start up that up Brooklyn by Star Up Brooklyn buy Data they make it Noise Data. Episode sixty two. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast Jingles kind of bossy that you know. Yeah, here it really is. You know, I've been obsessed with this Citizen app. You know what was the Citizen apps? Brody, You're obsess the place to get obsessed. Okay, another another one, another incident just happened. First of all, if you don't know if the Citizen app is, it's now being rolled

out nationwide. It might or might not be in an uh in your area. But uh, just now Brody coming through on the Citizen app, because it tells you about all the crime in your immediate area. Chase Bank being robbed at West fourth Street. Uh tis the season. I actually went on Twitter yesterday and around where I live,

the Newports Center mall Um holiday shoplifting season has begun. Um. I got these two screenshots I put up here, Brodie, and I can't believe that now more than ever, this is things are going on like teens stole items from kiosk Okay. That's saying the suspicious teens, one of them is in custody. And then a man stole perfume from J. C. Penny. Can you believe that a couple of hours earlier? You guys know, I no scary knows. I used to work in retail at a at a couple of different malls.

Some were known for occasional theft and some were known for a lot of theft. Petty theft has been going on. All this stuff's been going on, and I and I know a lot of the ways to steal because I've seen it and I've caught people. And I was trained to spot and at least have code words like to say like, oh, keep it on that person. You'd say like there's gum on the floor in a certain sections with those light bulb out that was your way of saying, like,

there's someone over there who's suspicious. And there was a lot of theft, and we would I would catch people um, but it was hard. Some we caught one woman. She had a shopping bag. It wasn't even an anti theft stopping bag. She went over to a table we had I don't know. The table was like, uh, eight by six, and it was piles of sweaters and you know holidays,

it's a heavy clothing. And she took her arm and she and she wiped it like a windshield wiper and wiped everything into her her and her friends giant shopping bags and tried to get away with like hundreds of sweaters like run. Do you think that these these types of crimes are running rampant more now or we're just more aware of them because of because there's always been dirt bags who steal, but we we I do think

that we're now. By the way, if you're someone who steals and I just called you a dirt bag, I'm not I'm not sorry I offended you. You're like, hey, I steal, you offended me? Sorry? Yeah, Well, anyway, I do think that because we have these apps in social media, I'm pretty sure that's what That's why we know more about the world is getting worse. Smartphone just more smart

because you had a smartphone. Back in the day when I was working in retail, you could film people, right, So this one woman, we we knew she was a crook. She would come in all the time and you had to keep an eye on her. So she we had four fitting rooms, but one of them, the hinge, was a little off from the side. So if you stood at a certain angle. You could see into the fitting room. It was like it wasn't hold on, it wasn't a fitting room as much as it was like the door

opens and you go in. Like it wasn't a rule, was it the woe with the slats in it? No? No, the Macy's awful slats. No. No, this was just like the kind of like you could see the feet and you could right, you could see the feet, right, But that was it with the door all went up to the ceiling. So it's like a little like a phone booth kind of thing, if you know what. At this

point in life. So she went into that one. We had one of the female associates look kind of in that crack and you could see her pulling the tag off, the censor tag because she had a censor gun. She bought her own on wherever she bought it. This was before eBay, so it's not illegal. If the crack is there and you happen to walk by and peek into, well you can't say we saw you do it. But now when she came out, you can't accuse anyone, right, So what would you do? She was wearing it sting

underneath the clothing, right as right. Well, yes, So as soon as she got out one foot outside the gate out of our store, I had security waiting for her. Okay, and then what how did they approach her? They said, excuse me, we want to talk to you about shoplifting, and she said, I don't know what you're talking about.

And the the what what they do is they take the security tags off and they put them on the thing they didn't take, like the bringing an extra pair of jeans and then put them up the leg and then it will put it in the pocket of jeans. So you go in there, you don't see the tag they took off. Yeah, Brodie and I grew up in My dad was a police officer. So we talked with the King's Plasma in Brooklyn and the Stan Alamo and Stana.

Let me tell you well, I didn't work in retail in the but that was this thing that never made me get sim cops there forget about it. That was what I said. I never ever want to go into retail because I don't wish just upon anybody. You spend your whole life folding club the Double Yeah, I know, yeah, the Double lined. Uh you know what, you know what sucks and Anyone who's worked in retail, especially in clothing, will tell you this. When you go into a store. Now,

if there's like one shirt, you might fold it. Or if I see like someone puts back the large in the smalls, I feel like I have to put the the large back with the largest, I'll move it. Or if I'm shopping and I go and I said, why is this small? And with the extra larges, I could be I could be lazy and leave it there, so the next guy who needs an extra large is like, why is this small here? Someone's got to take the initiative.

I find myself doing that. You know. My cousin from fancy Westchester, the ones that married each other, not not those the next of kin from those Okay, they have have eleven fingers each so they can visit me. And we went to a local seven eleven and sheep said Bay Brooklyn And they were like, on the way up, what's the opposite of local local to me where I lived?

You went to a seven eleven and she said back, yeah, and that's like saying a local rate of station right, Well, you know, point will take a right and she was she was like, oh look, how convenient um, I haven't measured my my height in a long time. They have complimentary rulers along the door frames. She thought that, you know,

maybe you want to crime. Yes, did you know? Well, some people listening might not realize that if you live in if you live in a in a neighborhood that's well to do, you might not know that that that door frame that's measuring you, that's to get an accurate height of the perpetrator when the video. That's why little tip. If you're gonna rob something right, you should wear high heels, thick heels right, and wear shoes not giving crime point And no, no, I'm saying you should wear shoes on

your size. So if you leave footprints, you can go, oh, I'm not a thirteen, I'm a twelve. If the shoot don't fit right, you must you must quit. You stepped in ship. So I'm just saying there are ways to get around that. But yes they do. Because I think about that, I'm like, oh uh, they would get me right away. I just love that. My rich relative thought, oh, well,

that's kind of cool that that they have. It's convenient in a convenient store to have a rule a measurer for them and why would they put it at the front door frame. And I'm like, oh my god, you haven't lived well. I knew someone who thought that the bulletproof glass at the white castles near us was so that you couldn't yell at the employees and so that you couldn't hear them talking. That was like the soundproof the kitchen. No, so they don't get shot and held up.

Like you know, you're in a good neighborhood. If you go to a white castle, doesn't a bulletproof glass. I will say one thing. I went into a liquor store once, no, no, no, in a bad neighborhood, and when I went in, I could not believe it. The entire store was walled off, walled off in glass, bulletproof glass, so you couldn't you

didn't even have access to the shelves of liquor. You just walk straight in and you could look to the left, and you look to the right, and you can go straight and on all three sides around you is bulletproof glass floor to ceiling. And the guy with the cashier was behind a a bulletproof glass as well, with the slot. Put the money in the slot, the money in the drawer, and I'm like, so when you want, you couldn't even

like hold the bottle of liquor in your hand. It's like the way the razors are, and like when you go into some stores where they want to buy the refills, the razor the one you can do. You could see it's clear, so you could see the shelves and you could see your liquor on all sides of you, but you can't pick them up off the shelf or feel the bottles or run out and steal them. Really, so I've never I couldn't believe it. And I'm like, all right,

well maybe I've been living a sheltered life myself. Well, you have to know where you are because it's you know, crying, like like if you go to a liquor store like that, chances are there's gonna be a flat fixing place and cash for gold in a check cashing place, and then maybe a bail bondsman. Bail bonds those are the people that they bail you right out of jail, right on the spots. That's when your family would go to get money to bail you out, So usually next to a courthouse.

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me what he's commenting about. Like today he says, can you believe that email? I have no clue what he's talking about. So yesterday he uh, he texted me and says, um oh pot On The Elvis Durant Show Instagram podcast. He writes in a separate text message podcast, I'm like, well, what happened? He writes, fuck you snowflake. Sorry. I go, I don't know what you're talking about to teaser, and that's to lure you in. Yeah. But then so then I go, I don't know what you're talking about. So

then he sends me a screenshot. But oh, I got so upset. Oh yes, you did well well anyway, yesterday a chicken chain jolly b Y. You don't have to make s Yes, I am a spokesperson for this chicken change, which is gonna call it a chicken change from here, would be honest, because they're not my sponsor. They were that the chicken was excellent, the rice and the gravy, the worldly they're there. They were born in the Philippines. That this chicken company, and they name is jolly Be

locations around. Dude, you're doing a commercial performing stop it in the Philippine. So they dropped off chicken for the staff and we all ate, and then we posted it on the Elvis da Ran Show Instagram. Follow along if you will, because the post is still up there. It's from yesterday Elvis da Ran Show and it was a pictures of all the chicken and everything. I don't know if the original post is still at all the comments and oh no, the comments are there all right. I

don't think they redid it. Uh, and somebody deleted for us today, But the comments that I didn't delete it. I will say some of you guys who are fans of our show were very supportive. However, if you guys use profanity and get like abusive towards the person we're talking to, don't do that. You want to tell them they're wrong when you start using profanity and whatever. But I understand why people got upset. The worst part is you know that when people go, hey, I was just saying, right,

it's like, hey, scary, your mother is a whore. Then you you get mad at me and I go, no, no, no no, no, I was just saying your mother is a whore. I wasn't saying like an insult. Right. People do that, They go, I'm just giving my opinion. I'm just yeah, okay, you know, freedom of speech again, I will tell you freedom of speech does not mean freedom

of retribution. Right, you won't go to jail. It's freedom from prosecution, but not freedom of persecut Luckily I screenshot at the tweets, so I pretty so somebody wrote, we put up a picture of a lot of chicken that place. We listen, you guys know like six people. Some of you think there's like six seven people in the morning show. There's actually fifteen. There's a lot of people beyond that.

We have a staff of people that work behind the morning show any given and any given day we have four or five to six interns, and so when we say, oh, you're bringing up food, we tell them there's twenty five people here, right, and they send up to back end staff that we never even talk about. So the way the back end staff needs to start working on my back end. Okay, well well they can. You know what, let me tell you this girl has a problem in

her back end. And so this is one of those people who's like, there's problems in the world, real problems, but I'm gonna focus on this and make it my Crusade's gonna be a you know, you know what s JW is social justice warrior? Right? Is that what this person is? That's what That's what Amy dot not not just three? Why not? Because she writes under the picture of the chicken again. Companies give disgusting amounts of food to people who can very easily afford their own, and

then some try something different. Have one of your guys bring it to a shelter or soup kitchen, put that on the air, and that to me is better advertising, to which I said, Hey, Amy, so and so. As a company and radio show, we don't eate tens of thousands of dollars per year to charities and organizations. By the way, Elvis confirmed the numbers. Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars we donated last year. That's from Elvis, that's

on the show. From the show. Companies drop off food so we can be authentic when describing their products on air. After all, they are spending money to advertise and we need to deliver an accurate message as far as the amount we receive goes. We have a large staff, many more employees behind the scenes than you hear on air. Let us eat chicken and see rope back will chow down on that chicken. And then Brody comes in with you glad to read what I wrote don't have in

front of I don't have it. I got it been deleted it I mean I don't know if I screen shot at what you wrote, but basically what I said backwards, I screenshot of that and sent to you. We have what I said first. He was, if you're so basically, if you're so concerned about people that they're in need, sell your phone and donate the money to charity like you lead by example, What are you doing for your community before you're telling us what we're doing? Right? Because

I donate my time and clothing and food. I do my part, right, you don't know what I do. We all we all don'ate. We all do our good deeds. I said, So sell your phone first of all, right, because someone could use that money more than you, I said. Second of all, it's no different than NBA players. If Lebron James has a contract with Nike, they're gonna give him free clothing so he can wear it. And he could say, look, I got these new sneakers. Can he afford it? Sure he can. But that's how it works.

You give people things so they can endorse your product. Because what you don't want is us to come on the air and say, oh my god, I love that was burritos and then we never had them. Then you eat them like they suck. Why would you say they? Keep in mind the company paid money for us to talk about them, because they're advertising. That's what advertisings do.

Just know, if Scary and I say, we love the pizza we had, you know, we sucking pizza, like you know, we had Feltman's hot dogs and we were gonna talk about Monday. Yeah yeah, so you know, there you go. But because we had to try and talk about the product that way, So don't get up in my grill. It gets me so angry. I'm so pissed. And now Brodie, I got I got you got one because okay, because we ran a phone tap today from Danyelle, let me

give you another one. This is from Elvis. Okay, so we ran a phone tap today called a funeral home. She pretended like her husband died and she wanted to take his penis and and put preserve it, cut it, cut it in formalde hyde, cut it and put it in formaldehyde in a jar or something like that before he gets buried. So she was messing around at a funeral home. Of course, it was very funny. She was

pretending she was. It was hilarious. She made her case anyway, the show ends, and Elvis writes this to meet the jingle, read here's another one. I am listening to a phone tack right now where Danielle is calling a funeral home and pretending to be a widow. As a widow, this is definitely not appropriate to make this a funny issue, to call a funeral home and pretend to be making arrangements for a loved one. And I just wrote, I can't with these corn flakes. I call them core frosted flakes.

I don't. I'm stick of calling them snow flakes because I don't know what you gonna stay? You know, stop it? Where does the fucking madness end? It's like I always use this analogy. It's like if Elvis says around of applause, somebody's gonna text in and going, that's not funny. My dad has no hands while you're talking about clapping like there's there's there's just always somebody who's gonna be upset for something. Oh, standing ovation, I have no legs while

you talking about standing you you can't win. Nobody says anything on this on arm Elvis Draight Morning Show to deliberately be hurtful or offensive. No one ever, and if we're doing a phone tap, it's like, oh, I did a phone tap about adopting child. Right, I didn't, But if someone does, well, I adopt the Child's terrible. And it's not like it's not like Danielle was calling to make fun of somebody who lost their husband. She was pretending that she lost She was making a fake scenario up.

But you can't be offended. You can't be offended because of a scenario that's similar to the one you're going through. And okay, and did this woman ask for her husband's penis so she could keep it? No, she didn't, saying Oh it's it hits close to home because I have my husband's penis. And now you're making it like it's a funny thing. No, no one's joking about losing a loved one. It's a terrible thing. But we're making a situation.

Ludacris Luda. Okay, do you go to movies and if the movie is about someone's fiance dying, you, oh, it's offensive at some point. So I got a snowflag. You have the jingle already. I got the jingle. You guys, you all know Joe Gatto from a Practical Jokers. He's a good friend of ours. Love him to death. He's one of these guys. He's just he's a good guy. Like he's a nice guy. But he's still that same nice kid from Staten Island that we've known for almost

twenty years now. And he's a good father. I know that. It's like people go, he's a good dat. No, he really is. He rescues animals, he does. He goes out of his way to do work to encourage people to adopt, rescue animals and to and to help. You know, he's just a good guy. So he tweeted from the True TV Jokers at True TV Jokers, Uh, it's National donut Day, so go get yourself a donut. How you choose to eat it is up to you. And as a picture him showing his flatty gut, now that's sort of one

of his sticks. He shows his God, he rolls it. He's from He's somebody who says, you know what, I don't care if I'm not perfectly built, I have I have no body issues. I'm comfortable with myself and I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna I'm gonna any right, And he has electration skin. So what I mean he doesn't you know, he's got his dad body and now he's lost some white to have to take him credit. But he wasn't making fun of anybody. So this person, Dawn Marie White, Oh,

you gave the name. I can't give our Twitter name. You're gonna see it on Twitter. Well, then you were going to see this woman on Instagram. This woman, she writes, Amy lean hard by the way, but I will say about Amy eventually. After we all gave our opinions, she she She responded with again, I mentioned it. I was just giving my opinion. You guys don't have to be get upset. You guys are still great. So I just wanted to get her name out there. Right, You can't

kick someone and go I still love you. I kicked you, but I want to kick you because I know I thought there was a flying You're like like you kicked us, you know, and it wasn't like you were saying, hey, guys, you know what, it might be a good idea. You chose a public forum to try to chicken Shamus. Don't try to chicken Shamus. By the way, Chicken Shamus was my best friend and join your high school shamus, yeah, Irish kid. Yeah. Anyway, anyway, she writes to Joe, have

some respect for yourself. I'm sure your kids will be real proud to know daddy is showing off his flabby old body thinking he is funny for money. Great role model, buddy. And of course her picture is not a picture of herself. Of course, not landscape right, a kid, kid's grandkid, great role model. So let me tell you what Joe wrote, because I think what Joe wrote was respectful. If my phone will pull it up, because I got a text message.

This group text message is NonStop today. Greg t complained about something, right, he said, the group text message, so of course this is something else we're talking. I'm sorry, we just I lost you. Oh you got a group text right in the middle of reading your phone, So everybody's dots apologizing the Greg He's like going back. Six

people text him directly. Stop at the group text messages. Okay, lost your place because I did not, So, Joe Gatto wrote back to this girl, Dawn, Hi, Dawn, I've got plenty of respect for myself and the work I do to bring some laughs to the world. I do the best I can with role modeling instead of taking the time to go on social media and mean rant messages spreading kindness so your children can be proud of you. Be well, Bravo, Joe Gatto mean went the way Brody

does on the Book Boys podcast. I don't mean rant. I angry rant about different things, but I don't rant it and get nasty at actual uh, like to their faces and say bad things. Alright, So so we don't want the snowflakes section. Yeah, you didn't play the jingle enough now, No, it's not. It's never too late because it's snow flacking. How appropriate is it that the weather is so frightful because it's snowing here? Yeah, we know we played it. We played the jingle and I feel

like January. It looks like January. Appe. So as we're as we're recording this in New York, it's Thursday around two ish. Uh, it's snowing outside hard, really hard, really hard. And I think it's because we played the snowflake jingle a little while and I think that's what it was. That was the snow dance. That does that mean if we go outside? Everyone's being offended right now because all the snowflakes. They're all fallen on me. I'm not offended

by it. Whatever. Um, you know what, though we're stuck here, I'm gonna stay till the roads are cleared. We have okay, speak for yourself. I have an appearance later. Yeah, all right, I'm making an appearance. I'm gotta be I gotta go to the Harmon store. Hit the jingle you son of a bitch. That's too already this episode, but people don't know what even that is. So how how am I promoting? Promoting an appearance at a stude you named the store?

God stop? Now, what I was gonna say was, if we're trapped in here with all the snow, we're also trapped in with that whole ledge of Jody's popcorn, Yes, Yodie's gourmet popcorn, which you could say because it's it's not regular popcorn. They left us like forty flavors of popcorn, and the Morning Show grabbed Danielle took like six bags. They made these bags of popcorn with our faces. You

know you're listening. You took six bags? Yeah, yeah, we took them home, right, So I took home some some JODI's Gourmet popcorn, on Monday this week, and it has my picture on it. So I thought my wife would be like, am I eating any pictures on it? She saw the popcorn first of all, turned their bags upside down. She showed the popcorn. She saw my picture shows well, I like popcorn. So I brought her the City Mix because it was like it's caramel and cheddar. You know.

She likes that mix. So she eats the Holme. I come home, I go upstairs, I come down. The bags gone. So she goes out to pick one of the kids up. I come home, I come downstairs. Rather, there's like my handful left in the bag, like big hands, big hands. So I when I took a handful, which is like the bag, and I ate the rest of the city Mix. She comes home more with my with my kid, and she says, where's the where's the popcorn? I said, well, I only ate a handful. You have giant hands, she

says to me. So luckily there were two bags left the City Mix on Tuesday morning. I grabbed them through them in my bag. I brought him home, so I wasn't in the doghouse when I got so many wonderful flavors. They've got nacho double cheddar, chocolate drizzle, toffee cinnamon, cotton candy. Uh no, I'm sorry, Christmas Christmas candy corn. They have

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us through the holidays, and it runs of Brodies. So there you go, Brodies and Jody's and maybe maybe, uh we'll do some Brooklyn Boys branded Jody's popcorn boxes because they do that personalization. Let's ask them for brand Brooklyn Boys branded popcorn as giveaways on our podcast. If they can do that more incentive if you buy some popcorn, we'll figure that out. Yeah maybe, Like if you buy a certain amount, you get a box of our popcorn. How about this. Go to Jody's Popcorn dot Com, buy

some screenshot it upload at the social show us. You made a purchase, how about that, and then we will hook you up. We got this. We will hook you up with a Brooklyn Boys branded uh free um uh uh box of popcorn. And when I say box, I mean a container popcorn. But it has the Brooklyn Boys logo on it, the one with me and Scary and Bay put that one, all right, very nice. Okay, So I want to pull the curtain back a little bit on on what's going on for real here, for real.

There's an impression that we sit down and do this podcast all in one shot, which we almost We mostly do that at this point. We've only stopped once before, I think, but we stopped today. I had to go to the bathroom. Okay, So at some point in this podcast we took a break which we edited you can't tell and uh not long ago, by the way, And I went to the bathroom. Then when I came back, Scary, what did you have in front of you? I had a plate of food from Aunt Butchies and on Staten Island.

This is Achies, a catering. They have Italian food. They're not a sponsor of our sponsors. I'm not going to run the jingle. But somebody had broccoli rock. They had chicken marsalad. They get this. They had regot the stuff to meet Paul's. Have you ever seen those before? Where is in the middle of the meat You just go, Okay, here's the problem. Butchees is great. By the way, not a sponsor has nothing that did not our aunts or uncle's. The sales team was celebrating they had a good a

good month, and they brought they ordered the food. Okay, you know, I'll stop it. Stop it. I'll tell you what's the matter, because you screwed me. Your typical what you do. You were sitting here with a plate that was I would say five meat balls, six, five or six. Then you had a couple of pieces of broccoli on the side, some RIGATONI and I think made a little egg plant. Was that egg plan over there? It was sausage, peppers, peppers. Okay, so you go, oh brought it? Oh? You called me.

I was in the bathroom. You go, you come back here, and I said, I want my brook and boy buddy to to get some food. So I come back and you're eating, and I said, what is that? Oh second floor, Oh cousin uncle, butchies they got and pushes, right, they got all this food social peppers right. So I said, come walk downstairs with me, show me where it is. Oh no, no, I'm gonna stay here and eat. You go, you know, all my food to get cold. I got

my food five minutes before, five minutes before. And I said, how did you find out about it? And you said, oh, and mail went out and you saw the email and right and I was in the bathroom. You saw the email and you ran downstairs. I said, why didn't you text me when you were downstairs by the food? What go now? It's fine, go down now. I called your phone. I called my phone. Call on my phone went off as I was walking back in the studio, and I so, so it wasn't like you called me when you eat,

You're already eating. You already took the elevator back up. So I said, how long have you? Oh, I've only had it like five minutes. When an email goes out to our company, the whole everybody, all the floors run to the food. So I'm like, oh, meat ball, sausage and peppers. I'm great, fantastic. I run downstairs and I get empty tin of sauce with the lip bent over.

It was all like those like um tinfaill chafing dishes with the stern nose under them, like you serve it like you know wherever uh at a at a really cheap party where you put like the tin fail like any place you go to, like with a picnic whatever. And so I'll go to the next thing, broccoli, you guys, not only broccoli. Then then I go to the this this sausage and peppers. No sausage, just peppers and onions, and the potatoes potatoes. I don't understand potatoes with sausage peppers,

but it was weird. It was weird, right. I just picked up the sauce to tell you where they tell you what some of them tell you where they screwed me. Also, you screwed me. The potatoes are sliced at an angle, so they look like sausage, and there's like a red sauce. So that I cook a potato and I bit it. I'm like, it's a it's a potato. I thought it was a sausage. So there's no sausage left, so it's

just and peppers and potatoes and onions. So that I see Sam, my friends, Sam, not from our show, Sam from from uh sales Salesman, sales sales, and uh, she's she's scooping on a meat ball and oh it looks so good. She's, Oh, I just took the last one. What are you talking about? And I look over and it's it's spoons. The spoons are laying in the sauce. Right. She had the tongs, but like the big spoons are laying so it looks like there's something in there, but

it's like a crocodile under the surface. Spoons. That's what I got. No meatballs. Don't tell me that all the salad was gone. There were two trees salad. Fuck salad, hashtag fuck salad. I'm not eating salad when you're tell me his meat balls. You had five salad. There were two full teas. There was Italian salad with olives and all kinds of ship I don't eat. You took to meat balls. You took sex meat balls. You probably had

seven and eight one before I got in here. You're like, I'm gonna eating meat ball and then called Brody on the phone. You are not a good friend. You're not a good co host. You should have downstairs gotten a plate for me, and I said, probably come down. I got you played to meat poles. How many meatballs we left? When you were asked, Gary, it was at least like half a dozen. Half a dozen is six. We have three flows full of people ran down for meat balls.

And somehow Sam got the last one. Here's all I could break it up into pieces for you if you want to show no know what half of meatball. So you didn't get the taste of meat ball. No, I didn't get the meat poll with the cheese inside the Rigga tony rig toy and your play. It was Riggatoni with eggplant and mozzarella. Somebody picked out all of mozzarella. It was just riggat tony. I got nuhing, I gotta play full crap I got. I got sea level Italian food. Look,

I'm sure it's well prepared. We love so good. Grandma but cheese. I'm burping up garlic already, Grandma but cheese or whatever. I love them anyway, So I understand that I thought but she was a guy's name. But okay and whatever. Okay, still great. It's like short for like cheesy. But it makes great buttress. What's your point? My point is you didn't even offer me a meat ball. I said, come, if you would come down with me, saw them of meatballs, I canna come back up here. You could said, put

your nose up to my mouth. I have to burp no, no, you pig No, that's why it's brody and scary because I would have gotten you abay. And by the way, we gotta we gotta invite this is this is controversial because I don't want to go to the same bullshit I did with you last time. We don't talking about the bottom of water. The people the people we did

did we did the people? Um who invited us to that steak dinner at Delmonico's, Remember the one where I was gonna pay for it, every intention to pay your dinner, which I to you from now ten years. And if you don't know what we're talking about, make sure you go back to episode zero and listen. It's episode three or four. Yeah, make sure you listen to start from the beginning. No, the steak dinner LA to jingle O the State dinner update. Right, there's an update jingle now

it's efficient special. So we haven't done this in a while, but so I still hope already that steak dinner allegedly added the allegedly. I don't think I'm gonna that it's gonna sound like him. I don't know him a steak dinner because I intended to pay. And again, no, don't know what you're talking about about back to the episode three or four point point is is I decided, you know, so that that time that we got that free dinner, right, um,

couple of entering complimentary. The lady who offered that to us that time, who set up the dinner, now tells me she emails me again she's having they're having one of these state dinner episodes. Uh, let me read you now the other thinking about, wait a second, can I take Brody out to this? The problem is the bill is going to be zero at the end of the night, and I'm still but wait a second, but then then if I get us this, if this reservation okay, here

it is dead. It's a media invite. It's Delmonico's private tasting. They're having the cow ko W Cattle Company's exclusive debut. Please join us at Delmonico's. Don't give the date for an intimate dining experience featuring our exclusive debut of ko W Cattle Company's elite grade American wag. Only three percent of the country's beef grades at this elite level. This seated fine dining event will feature a presonial presentation, so the people that that make this beef for gonna present

and explain why they're awesome. Uh, and it's gonna be curated, but it's by chef Billy Olivia. I'll leave up okay creations. All right, So we've been invited to this, well, I've been invited to this. So we've been so if I know, damn, well, it's us. This is I don't see your name on the see tell why it's us because you took your girlfriend sebast your men skalko. You stood me up a David Wright's last baseball game. You went to that concert that in the park that you ran from, the alleged

gunshots which was actually stuff was people stepping on water bottles. Right, you missed the David Right thing. You went to Victorias secret fashion show. It out me. I didn't he did. Then you go for Valentine's Day last year. Yeah, but I didn't forget. Okay, So but anyway, this is, this is meant, this is for me. And if I invite you as my plus one, does that count as your stake dinner? Hold on, I'll tell you what accounts as it counts as you doing the right thing for your

host number one. Hold on, number two, it doesn't count because the whole point of the State dinner was that you were going to pay a penalty and out of your own pocket, because I paid a penalty by bringing you to this dinner. I'm gonna pay a penalty by bringing you and not my girlfriend. I'm not gonna tell her. Maybe other people favors, no, not like me. Team here. Then this is me returning the favor. This was my invite. You can play that game. Well yeah, well so if

I take you to this dinner. By the way, only let me repeat myself, only three percent of the country's beef grades at this left by. This is not a commercial. No, it's not a commercial, not a sponsor, no jingle, jingle, what are you thinking? Are you thinking that we finally call it even? No? Because this is a tasting, not a dinner. No, it's a full dinner. It says, here's tasting. It says this seated fine dining event event. It's an event. You don't know me an event a dinner seated fine dining.

What does that mean to dining? Seated? Seated does not buffet dinner. Seated means it's gonna have several courses. Everybody who tweeted, everybody who is going to give you are a speck of space. You have to pick up the check, like pay the check and don't have them give you a check because that doesn't count, and just pick it up. But I think I think this would be me making good. I don't have to take you as my plus one,

but I can. Boys, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna call it even even I think we're gonna go and then decide, let's just we'll describe it. Well, let the list if it's great of it? What if it's what if you are full to your heart's content and you're and you're busting it the seems and you're like, that was the best meal I've ever eaten. Scary? Oh we might we might have a true what if? What if our guy says, oh, Brody, we invited you. We couldn't

find your email address, but you were definitely invited. Then you're out to see this email. Come to your box. It came to my inbox. Don't let me check Okay, alright, alright, sorry, this email is like already four so you want to check four day old email? You know, I could I have a lot of email aunts on you know what, I could have gone to my my listener a mail address which I don't check every day. I doubt you're invited. Okay, oh because you're a big shot. No, because I have

the relationship. Really so I think that this would keep a relationship. Okay, well there you go. There, You not that I really I'm putting this out there, Brodie. If I take you as my plus one and I and I catch a lot of ship from my girlfriend, I'm going in the hole here for you and all my friends there. I'm really taking one for the team. I think that is that is more than ample payback for the steak dinner that I've now attempted twice to make good on. What do you think? Uh? I have to

see how the night goes. I got you wear that smoking jacket again? Pick all right, Let the record show that Brody is is impossible to deal with. It might be a tasting. It might be when those we get like a little nibble of this, little biddle of that to me. When it says fine dining event, that means it's going to be It's Dell Monico's, It's gonna be fine, and it's three hours long. What are they gonna do? Oh?

It's it's six thirty to nine, dirty brody. You tell me that they're gonna give you a stack of steak? Hold on, am I getting shrimp? Cocktail? Am I getting cheesecake? You might be am getting didn't getting deserved by getting potatoes all a tong. I think it's a full dinner because if I get potatos, all girls to hong and that's something I'm thinking it's a full dinner. I'm going to a steakhouse on Thanksgiving. Well, this is post thanks

this is post Thanksgiving. All right, you're thinking about I'm thinking about it. You might be my plus one might be, and then we could that you could get rid of that Hold are you taking me just to fulfill your your quota? Like just I'm sick of the jingle. I'm sick of you love the jingle. I'm sick of this jingle built this podcast, it did, but I'm sick of I'm sick of of Like argue with you has been over a year, year and a half. Right now at

dinner too, meat balls you definitely only meat balls? Hashtag you only meat balls? All right? Did you you have something? You have a rant something, But first of all, we have emails backing up seven unused jokes. I got to want to I want to read some some tweets jokes in a while, I know, but I want to read some some tweets that we got ahead. Uh. Did I read this one, Mickey Love? I did that one? Yep? Last week it did the Brooklyn Boys in Florida. Did we do that one? No? Okay, So what I did

the I did the drive through one's last episode. Virgilio fran Cesci And yet his for some reason, his Twitter is Bill for seven. All right, Bill or Virgilio or okay, he said this a picture and it is a picture of a menu maybe Brooklyn Boys Pizzeria restaurant and his pizzeria restaurants and beach bar. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta get T shirts from there. But here's the thing where I have a problem. We have a T shirts. Here's my problem. You know how I feel Aboutizza New York. And you

know it's okay it says Brooklyn Boys Pizzeria Restaurant. Already, I'm like, it's in Florida, in Florida. He Stone Heights, Florida, right, Which, by the way, you what you saw as you said, it's sketchy. I'm not sure about it. So for part one, it's in Florida, so maybe it's guys that's that one's palm trees in the logo and it must be near a baseball park, like a minor league baseball park. So you don't trust because it says Florida. And I was no, no, no,

what Florida pizza's you know? All right? Uh? But there are some I know this good pizza places. But that's a chain Anthony has great started in that area, started in that area here, okay, yea Brooklyn Boys pizzeria restaurant. And this is the part where he double lose me and Long Island Beach Bar and Long Island Beach Bar. Alright, so let's uh, let's investigate soar in Florida, Like, so you don't that a place that's concentrated on being a beach bar and Brooklyn Boys has pizza? What if they

were too Brooklyn original? Guys, you want to call him? I got the phone him right here in the picture. Your guests coming through here, people knocking on the window. Do not your friends coming in? No? You know what spruces on the situations where he just pointed to the person with him, like, oh, look who's here? And I don't know who that is? Well smiling, smiled like he had to be. How does he get in? Get up off your as the spruces loose, you're closer to the door.

People love when Spruce drops by on the podcast. How come you greeted him that way? Not like you normally normally you say, my man, how are you doing? And I see again? Okay you want to put it, but you gotta talk on the microphone. We gotta get talk on the microphone here. What's going on? You have to call my man, my man Spruce? Okay, man, just happen to bring a Lale in with me because she's got a show goal it on in uh in uh. She

knows David Brody wanted the Brooklyn Boys for many years. Now, what do you kind of show do you have going on there? La? La? I thought you were singing? What are your shows coming up? No? I'm writing music? Nice cool, that's awesomely And I started working with her when she was nine years old. That was one of those people that you don't know who she is today, but you're gonna know who she is. And you remember you heard her here first, the same thing happened with John Legend.

You know, he just rolled in with a piano. We had a we had a conference, wayt a conference. We had a meeting. I swear it was a meeting at Chelsea Pierce and there's a guy in the corner, like it's like a wedding. This guy is going to be on the keyboard just sing singing songs. And this is two thousand one or two something like that, and he had an album, his first album and just come out. I think Ordinary People was on there. And we're having a meeting and like, oh, we're gonna take a break

and we're gonna have some food. So they had like chafing dishes. We had some food at the Chelsea Piers and there's a skuy in the corner on a keyboard, like just a guy and he's singing. Like this guy is really good. He's really good. We said, we said him, we introduced ourselves. We've got a CD from him. It's John Legend. Yeah, and they said that's the legend for him someday. Do you remember the parody we did John

Legends Ordinary People? Which one you and I wrote, which one Ordinary negro Okay, wrote that I had nothing to do with that. You wrote that, You wrote that I didn't want pedaling on that. Why doesn't he own up to everything he writes he wants I hold on. So we've talked about this before. Spruce and I write comedy for our comedy department that goes out to radio stations

of all different radio companies all over the country. We write um pop parodies, we write rock parodies, oldies, adult contemporary, country sports. We write songs about the morning shows, like you might hear a song about Bob and Stephen whatever, right, Okay. A lot of times we write it a then they go, we wrote this new parody. It's fine. They don't have access to the kind of singers we have in New York, where everyone is a Britney spears impersonator and everyone speaks like, uh,

the President Obama or President Trump. We have a lot of people do every voice you could you could want New York. So we oftentimes right comedy in a voice that isn't ours. So sometimes I'll write a Hanukah song, which I have many times as a Jew, and sometimes Spruce and I will write urban comedy. Okay, Well, like we did a bit called African American Express, which the slogan was don't leave home. Just don't leave home. Yeah,

don't leave home. African American Airlines. We we do, but that was for urban stations that play that kind of company. H and the urban stations request that of you guys. Yeah, they for that. They pay the company, the division of our company that we also work for. In addition to the morning show. I've explained I worked for the company. The first time I've ever heard Broody not want to own up to stuff, explaining hold nothing to do held on me. I didn't want it to come out unexplained

what that was. So we races. We often write comedy from other points of view than what we may have a point of view? Did the rest of that song go? I don't remember there's nothing offensive to because Brony can remember everything. I'm the one that doesn't remember the stuff. I remember every song and almost every lyric. I don't remember anything. I don't care. Mostly we've been doing this twenty years. I have I have a lot of it on a hard drive that we've written. People who go,

what have happened to that Blue Daba d song? That parody you did two thousand where the flu. It's like I'm blue. I did the flu. It was great, I know, but it's not as greed. I could die. I wrote that eighteen years ago. People, Hey, you have a copy of that? Yeah, in my attic, like it's up in a a in a shoe box of c D s. I have a lot of my old stuff. One of my favorite. Um. We did parody to the movie three Oh yeah, do we have that three D pounds? Oh?

We didn't like. Yeah, it's three army charging. It would stop every now and then attack. Okay, hold on, I guess that was the bed three pounds. You are getting all this? You here here, Like I said, we started working with her. She was nine years old and she's now. Congratulations. Questions you're from New Orleans, Kentucky, come to Louisiana. Fight, I'm sorry coming to different Covington. Covington in Kentucky is

right outside Cincinnati, So spruce. The big Saints fan loves traditional food from New Orleans, or as I say, New Orleans. And so if you saw an ad let's say I'm talking about New Orleans. Voice right now, now you a thing right now? You travel to Maine. A whole bunch of times. Now, if you were in Maine, if you were in Maine and you saw um a menu and it said Cajun Boys Pizza, Cajun Boys Gumbo, and UM Awards seven Beach Bar. I don't know what. I'm gonna

tell you. I'll tell you what. There's the reason behind this. We someone said this this picture. It's the Brooklyn Boys Pizzeria and Long Island Beach Bar, which is also Area Long, New York, but it's located in key Stone Heights, Florida. I don't know where that is. I will by the time you here this. Don't tweet me. So we were gonna call them and see if these people are New Yorkers who moved down there, or they're just trying to say like New York style, like whatever. So we can

give out the number because it's public. They would like the attention underneath area code three five tight plugged in four year own. Yeah, and we got We had some questions and I'm gonna ask him. I see if they have shirts. Okay, so I don't have to do my New Orleans actually now hello, Yeah, a quick question for you. I'm coming down for a vacation in a couple of weeks. And I'm actually from Brooklyn, and so I have some friends who said, oh, you have to go to this

place Brooklyn. Boys. So I'm curious, what is your connection to Brooklyn? Oh? The owner of my said dad, he uh, he was born and raised. Oh and so so he moved down to Florida at some point. Yeah, I think it was about ten years ago. Now, uh huh do you know where in Brooklyn lived benson Hurst? Benson Hurst? Oh my god, I'm from benson Hurst. That's where we're both from. My friend and I are on the phone. We're coming together. We're both from benson have authentic, authentic

Brooklyn food. There about Italian food? What a lot of great crabs and benson Hurst. Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of good authors food here. Um, as far as down in Florida gets, this is the best that you can find. You guys, do you get the water from Brooklyn and bring it there? Or is do you guys use the water? That's one thing we had to adapt. I can get around that problem because I hear it's an issue. Um, we had to mess with

how much yeast we put in the water. Gotcha? So what's the one thing that's most Brooklyn on the menu, like that you go, this is Brooklyn. M That would be hard for me to say because I'm not from there. I'm from down here. But well, um, and our pizza's Brooklyn style. That's like our our staple rivers. When when you say Brooklyn style, do you mean sauce on the top cheese underneath? No? No, in that case, no, because

people would be too freaked out by it. But as far as like cooked on the stone with all the all the same, you know, authentic ingredients, the best that we can find. Do you guys make your own sauce? You use the jar tomato sauce? No, we make our own sauce, make all our own dough. Everything's made it now waitresses have the waitresses fight, Okay, okay, So do you use red pack tomatoes? Do you know? I have no idea? That's okay. Um. What's your name? Quick question?

What what's the biggest city near where you're located? Oh? Jeez, Jacksonville, Jacksonville. So you're in the north and the northern part. How far are you from Jacksonville? Uh, depending on where you're going, just from the city limits, about forty minutes to an hour. Alright, alright, So, so I want to make a ask you a question. Um, do you guys sell shirts at say Brooklyn Boys Pizza and restaurantor pizza restaurant? You have any kind of shirts that you sell? We may, Um, it just depends on

what we have on hand at the moment. I couldn't tell you right now. They usually keep them in storage. But if you ask for one and and that they they ask your size, you tell them they'll check if they have the size for you, then we are we are huge fans of Brooklyn. Yeah. How much of the shorts do you know? And other pictures on We don't normally sell them, but I know of you if you have nice So what are they? The gray or white? I like that very nice. Uh So let's listen real quick.

We'll let you go. What you say name was again, I'm sorry, ty Tye. So just so you know, because in case you want to hear this. UM, my partner Skary and my name is David Brody. We're on a syndicated morning show around the country. One of our stations is in Jacksonville. Kiss. Uh. And so if you're in Jacksonville, you have here the Elvestrand Morning Show. We're also on I Heart Radio, but we do a podcast called the

Brooklyn Boys Podcast. And a bunch of people, a bunch of people sent us a picture of your menu and said, you guys should talk about this place. Yeah, and we wanted to know if you guys are legit Brooklyn just like we're trying to get. We're giving you free press here. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, guys. That's awesome. Um, and so yeah you could, uh yeah, when when, well, when would be a good time to call back because we're gonna we're gonna want to buy the shirts and put them up on social media and

promote that. So let me think, uh, could you call back tomorrow around sure? Whatever time? What? Yeah? Sure? Who should we ask for? Nicholas? That? Yeah, that's good. You like that? I told you guys. Yeah. Now the friends call him Nicki. Nicki's like n what's his nickname? Like Nicky left I? What's he's gonna have a name from Brooklyn? Very Now, who's the competition in in your neighborhood over there? Do you have like a if it's a real Brooklyn

Voice pizza place, there's no competition. Left I was gonna say, there's no competition. Everybody comes to you guys. You guys haven't weight on Friday Saturday nights like cranking out those pizzas. Oh yeah, we hit full capacity. How about you, muchell talk to me about the munch itll real quick? Is it? Is it fresh munchonell that's like layered on there or do you guys slice it like a cold cut? You're not actually shred it for better stories because we worked

with a really small kitchen. I'm gonna ask you a Brooklyn question, and we're gonna let you go. The competition you to have was it a grease fire or electrical fire? Wink wing? Your dad will know ask him that joke. We'll we'll we'll call your dad tomorrow. Thanks for being a good sport. Appreciate appreciate byey Alright, don't judge a book by its cover authentic because we both had we were both a little skeptical on that. It's like a Stacy's pizza thing. No, the real deal. Okay from Brooklyn.

H So we read the drive through ones. Hold on, I did want to read um oh Nelson Abrams tweeted me grammar cost me a friend. I pointed out that apart and apart towards a grammatical era to a Facebook friend went back a couple of hours later to see if they fixed the error, and I was unfriended. My life, My life is better apart one word from them by Felicia. I love that love that. Hold on, okay, hold on? Oh this was this was we got from Frankie Jeco.

Frankie said, trying to call you for two days, emailed you to call me back any time, and nothing happened. Highly this wanted. So they had a problem at at a restaurant, doesn't matter which restaurant in New Jersey and uh, he wrote back to them, I had a problem. I called you, you didn't call me back at any time. I'm highly disappointed. And he used my line, here is what you're going to do for me, and we can make things much easier, and he went on to tell

him he wanted. So they wrote back, frank my apologies. I was away at meetings for the last few days and did not see your correspondence until now. I will happily issue a digital card for the inconvenience for the amount of fifty dollars. Let me know if that suffices. Here's what you're gonna do for me. You're gonna give you a gift call. Guess what I had to Here's what you can do for me moment. Here's what you're gonna do for me moment. And it was free dessert.

And I gotta thank and shout out to Panasonic. Um I had a TV that was a lemon. It was on the fritz. It was terrible, it was awful, which it was. It was well apparently um A Panasonic doesn't. It was regular TV. Panasonic does not make televisions for the United States anymore. They're out of the mark the US market completely. I got all the way to the people who run corporate at Panasonic. They said, we Canada

is the closest country that we issue TVs for. You can't find new TVs for other other countries, but just not Americas. Other products said he. I said, let's he bought this TV when they still make this thing has been is going to keep shutting off on me, keeps powering down whenever it wants. It's intermittent. The guy get I get the guy on the phone and I said, look,

here's what you're gonna do for me. You're gonna reimburse me for half of the TV because I've lost out on all this TV time to TVs on my wall, and I keep missing out on football games and everything and keep jiggling the wires and keep resetting the TV. He stuck that and he didn't watch a lot of football and whatever it was. I was real housewatch TV. I watched porn. So I said to the guy, I said, dude, you're getting I said, I said, I need this right,

and he was very cords on the phone. He goes, you know what, even though it's out of warranty, he says, I concur He he looked up my bill because I said, I sent him the bill right, So he's now going to get me. It was the TV was nine eighty dollars. He's gonna give me back four nine something dollars, half the price of the team with tax. Nice boom fifth. He said, the check will be on the way. And you know what he told me, He goes ahead, go buy yourself as Samsung or an LG there's or Sony whatever.

There's no Panasonic available, So uh, free dessert for me. You welcome. Here's what you're gonna do for me. You're gonna give me half my money back. He gave me half my money back. All I had to do was ask, But checks on its way in my apartment. People don't think that. They'll just go I got a bad TV. What are you gonna do? Is that to warranty? What are you gonna do? That's crazy? What does you do? Would you do with the Panasonic? It's still on my wall?

You want it? Doesn't work? I don't want it. I'm unscrew it. I said to the guy, said, we have to send it back and go still we have no use for you. Should film it, throw it out your window. That's what I meant to do. Something, take the back to it, like you know what. My girlfriend's pissing me off. Take a girlfriend, dude, Well, you know, put on a TV show you hate and go I hate this show and pam, we gotta do something fun with it. Well, I know who I'd like to have on TV and

hit think. I'm not gonna say, oh, maybe I should, Maybe I should. Oh, I got an idea. What if we just sell it to somebody like you know, because then they're gonna call you up in six months ago. Here's what you're gonna do for me. I was put it under Brody's eBay. I think you should. I think you should take suggestions from your listeners what you should do with that. Someone you have to put on cras list and tell and list the problem, and says some

TV guy fixing. That's what I figured A hundred bucks for it. Well, I googled this damn thing. The motherboard is just Friday. Well your motherboard, your mother your mother board, your mother boy, your mother boys so ugly. Yeah, yo, I do have someone used jokes. Well, let's get to those. These are things I wrote for the up Straight Marks, so I didn't get used. Punch line. Today, we were reading an email from We had a guy on the phone.

He was a prison guard, and he was saying that they served hard boiled eggs one day to the inmates, and one guy thought would be funny to lay an egg on the table. So he put the hardballed egg up his butt, walked over to a table and where everyone was eating, and laid an egg out his butt. So so so I wrote two jokes. Neither one of them got used. One was that's what they call eggscretion, or you could refer to his eggs crement. We didn't

get to that. So there you go. And then it's a short week, and so you have one joke and I have a list one. Yeah, but we were talking about the uh, the toys that made the Toy List, Toy Hall of Fame, the Toy Hall of Fame because this year and they said that really the black magic eight ball with the little thing on it black. Why did you what was that? I was, it's all balls are all that's not that's not it. You shake it and give you your fortun said black magic. It's black magic,

the magic eightball Hall of Fame. So I said, well, they sell that in in nightclub bathrooms for years. And Elvis didn't use that on the air because it was a cocaine joke. Hold on, for those of you know what a magic a pole is, let me shake up my magic a ball and see if that joke was funny. Sources say no, yeah, I gotta tell you, I think I would like to think that Elvis thought it was funny and laughing on the inside, but decided not to use it because we were doing it was for a

general audience and I was just making a coke joke. Okay, so do coke jokes on the radio. Okay, so a week or two week it's snowing so hard, I can go skiing right now. A week or two ago, an ice cream truck. Flip. But a week ago, a week ago, an ice cream truck, and I see, I gotta laugh out of Lalla you gott it's that urban here doing left because it was funny. Okay, But she knows a song, not because it was urban, because there's Bobby s Murder.

I'm sure Laala likes a lot of different humor. Oh I know, but I'm just saying she got she got the Joe. Yeah, but not because it was urban, because well, I don't think a lily white pop rock. Hold On, if La La La was white, kind of you, he looks at you now, he's looking at you thinking you're you're you're black? Oh all right, drop of blood. Hold on, let's be honest with you. Let's be honest. If you sang a song lyric from adele and and La La was completely white, would you have gone, oh, you got

that because I did white white music. No, But you pointed it out that it was urban only because she laughed, and I was thinking couldn't she just laugh because it was funny. It's called gradit. Lots of white people like that song. I know, but I'm just I'm just, oh my god, he's putting words in my mouth like spruce. Let's read the entire lyrics of that song that broke. I don't know what your dude, I'm saving it for I'm sorry. So a couple of weeks ago, an ice

cream truck flipped over on the highway. Okay, so I wrote a bunch of jokes about the ice cream truck like news like news headlines, give you some background here, Okay, But then everybody got snow flaky. Well what if somebody died in the truck? What if somebody once got hit by an ice cream truck? What if someone wants choked on ice cream? Well, you can't make fun of an accident. Blah blah blah blah blah. Then we realized no one died. But then it was too late. No one wanted to

do the jokes. So here all the news headlines. The next day, ice cream truck flips. It was a rocky road. Uh, ice cream truck flips. Products billed out, it had to be scooped up Uh, ice cream truck flipped. Police set up sugar cones along the road. Ice cream truck flipped. The footage shows the truck soft swerved at the last minute. Uh ice cream truck flipped. Roads were slippery, there was sprinkles of rain earlier to day. Ice cream truck flipped.

There's some more damage than expected, some more and finally ice cream truck flipped. The driver looked piss stashioed off, thank you. That's why it was last. That's last. And I can't believe we didn't do that on the air on the Big Show. And that's what why don't we do that on the show? I explain why we didn't do it on the show. You should listen. Put that phones on there, you go listen. I got to tell your story, Spruce people, no German, German, Okay, I gotta

tell you because you might not know the story. You know that Nathan's hot dogs that we eat, you know, you know Nathan, Yeah, everyone knows that, right, do you know? Nathan worked for a guy named Feltman, Charles Feltman, the inventor the hot dog. So Charles Feltman invented the hot dog in eighteen sixty seven. Okay, I'm gonna school you here for us. Okay, And and and Nathan was a bun slicer in Feltman's uh in Feltman's hot Dog place in Coney Island. And you know what he did. He

freaking bolted and started his own business. And you know how that story ends. So, but Feldman's has been around forever. Um they are. They've been voted the best hot dog in New York City. They're all natural. There's no nitrates, no fillers, there's no unnatural ingredients. And a Feltman's of Coney Island hot dog are your tailgating this weekend and it's growing. Some hot dogs in a football game, you might bring some Feltman's absolutely, and they're follow along with

us at Feltman's of Coney Island dot com. You can buy them there. They come in packages of six, eight, ten, skinless, more skin whatever you want. They've got Feltman's hot Dogs on their website. Now we've told you before. You can buy him at jet dot com and Amazon dot com. Yes, you can go there too. Now you can get him at King's, Balducci's and Mrs Green's. Yeah, and coming soon in Jersey stopping shop. It's good coming to a lot

of stop. That's gonna be tremendous when they come. Uh and they're also the brick and mortar store is still there on Surf Avenue in Coney Island. We were there, Yeah, we were there. We took pictures in front of their. In fact, if you follow on Instagram, adds right by the cycle, it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. You could see the picture Broody Night. I'm the one holding the hot dog. Would catch up on I'm the one holding the hot dog with mustard. Some a mustard guy and they makes

their own mustard to look for that in stores. Okay, Feltman's mustard. All right, Well is that it fair? I'm one out hold on the floor recognizes Spruce one last time. So we're just gonna last time. No, are gonna leave off. You're gonna bust out of here, Spruce. I'm going Wow, it comes out so easily. I know I'm gonna bust out. Okay, so you don't get to say my Nile, I'm not gonna do that. No, no, no, thank you for stopping by. I'm gonna always a pleasure. I love you, Spruce. Pleasure

I get to see you guys man. Yeah, take care of down Um hit the song Man, Is that it? Yeah, We're done? Yeah, okay too. You know what, he loves us from New Orleans. Where do you get loves us because we're from Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn Brooklyn Boys, Rock rockl