#61: This Episode Is Late But It's Worth It

And it was two o'clock and Brodie looked at me and Bernie, don't change the subject, you said, you said, you said, Oh, Brod, I gotta tell you. I gotta tell you. I can tell you. I just I'm beat. I'm beat. We did we did the con and thing, and we just sho and I we just well, I want to I want to be mentally prepared to do a podcast. I want to give it our all. But I don't say, Brodie said, you said, but I also wanted to have a podcast where we can actually sit

and hang out into the afternoon. And you knew that at two thirty we weren't going to be able to get that kind of quality time in and then plus people needed the studio because that night people come in. But that was a problem. So what you did, you did just give it. We looked at each other. No, we both agreed. No, I said, I said, no, hold on what I said after you said hold on, after you said guys, guys, I don't know, and I remember what you said. I was I was taping, said yeah, man,

I'm just out of it, right. I said, to make you feel better. You didn't. I didn't want to make you feel I guilt you into doing the show. I was tired, you were, you were just as you were mentally empty. Yeah. So we had a lot of stuff last week. You were on reserve. But then you tricked me, begged me, and I'm glad I did. You grabbed my arm and you yanked me my arms jerked, jerked my arm, and you said we got to go to the Corona O'Brien thing, the Corninal Ryan thing he does. He did.

He's doing a publicity tour with TBSS network notic so they're restructuring the show and he's doing this cross country tour, stopping in a lot of major markets to do Q and A S and so he and Jake Tapper from CNN UH sat on the stage and the director's chairs and they he interviewed him about the new show, and he and they served us lunch afterwards. The lunch wasn't bad. And then and then Conan comes out to hang out

with the crowd. Okay, so so as far as the lunch goes, they were chafing dishes and like those domes you have to lift, right. So Scary and I go up there and I see what looks like chicken fingers. So I take like five or six of them, and I take a burger, and I take some of the things. And as it turns out, now you guys know me, I don't need vegetables. As it turns out, the burger was a mushroom burger, and then the chicken fingers were

actually fried egg plant. So Scary's loading up his plate and he's looking like he's looking like what he wants, and so as he's looking to take when he's taken, I take all of the food I don't want and I put it on his plate and he didn't even realize it, and he just ate it all. I did you put this food in front of me? So scary. Took a couple of eggplant fingers or whatever they fried egg plants. It looked like chicken nuggets. I put five a six song because I wasn't gonna eat. I don't

want to waste. You know, more and more people that are offering free food and these luncheons and things and wherever you might you know, come across the free food whatever launch or meal. They are now being more conscious of vegetarian bullshit, bullshit. I don't need you to save money by sticking a chotaki mushroom on a bun. They made it look like sliders and they made it and they put like tomato wan. I call that. I call that Bullshitaki right, bullshitaki hashtag it was. It was just

sh burger. Yeah. Oh people by people are like sending messages with Spagels, And we had Spangels running of the other day. Yes, yes, And Danielle Minaro from our show, Uh, she loves the podcast and she's like, oh my god, that's so arn. Spagel's out here. So she's got the lingo. I don't want, you know, say no to Spagel's. Yeah, save those cards for something. And you guys know what a spagel is because you listen to order. Don't tell

me you don't know. I caught a lot of people listening out of order over the weekend, and it's not funny. It's all I listen to order. I gotta I gotta complaint. We did a bonus episode on Halloween right episode fifty nine, I think, and we did it for the people. It's a good episode. It's got half the listens of every other episode. So why are we doing bonus episodes? First of all, I think people saw the longer episode and they bit into that lore, like, no, listen to order.

There's a role listen order, you need to listen order, you need to we shoot. My favorite is somebody don't step on the last line line, don't make us. We got a whole bunch of new jingles. Okay, Well, first, somebody tweeted us the picture of their car dashboard and it was playing Daughter by Pearl Jam and they wrote, just can't get listen to Order out of my head? Thank you guys. Yeah, so how is it now? Look, you knew that song for twenty years. Don't call me daughter,

now you call me daughter. Okay, if you guys are listening to every other episode twice and only the bonus episodes once. That's fine, but I'm telling you, people are skipping like, oh, it's only a half hour, dude, it's funny, it's good ship in there, it's good phone taps in there like the classic. Yeah, next time, we gotta give him some Okay, speaking of speaking of uh, we've created a monster, created a monster because nobody wants to so

there no, Look, it's my fault doing nasty dance. It's my fault because we taught people that even is not even. Remind me, I got a bone to pick, but it even is not even. But hold on. So we said we would move the podcast to Monday and do two this week. This is gonna blow up in our face. And everybody said, well what was the third one? Were okay,

it doesn't work that way. Okay, Now, granted, I understand why you guys think that way, and you should so we're not Technically, they're not wrong if you think about it. We did we we didn't give them. We didn't deliver last week. So this is this. Thursday is gonna be Thursday's episode. Thursday is going to be a special episode. Here's your here's your free dessert. Now you may not know this person or you may, but this this guy we're interviewing on on Thursday, which we booked as a

bonus because we owe your bonus. Were like, you know what, we said yes to this interview. This guy is a radio legend in New York and then in a lot of the country and on satellite radio. There was a very very very very popular show in the early two thousand's up till I want to say two thousand fourteen fifteen called Opiing Anthony, and I became friendly with their producer, Eric, who was known as Rock who's filled in on the Walkers and Talkers podcast is the It's Eric Nagles Show.

We're still very good friends. And I wrote a lot of parodies for Opening Anthony over the years. Elvis said, I could there was no problem there on satellite he didn't care. Uh and so uh Anthony who is part of Opening Anthony and a radio legend and it does impressions and um, and I was a fan of I'm still a fan of many years. He's got a book out and we're going to talk to Hi on Thursday as part of the second episode this week. And I'm

I like that. I've been you know, I mean I listened as well, right the guy, the guy broke a lot of ground. Uh, and then that that showing up in flames. He's gonna be much like this show eventually. We have talked him about, you know, how it went wrong and how he's coming in. Yeah, good, alright, cool, he'll spend some time with us, will wrap with us.

He's a good guy. There was a time when Howard Stern on satellite was the morning show Guy, and they were like the Afternoon Guy, and that was like the two big shows on satellite. But before they were on satellite, they were big nationally around the country with a lot of big cities. Uh. And they did some very very raunchy, raunchy radio disgusting but also very clever radio. Oh it was as it was as clever as it was raunchy.

And we'll talk to about that sometimes. You know, I prefer them if you know who they are, we hope you'll enjoy it. If you don't know who who opening Anthony war I think you'll enjoy the stories about the kind of things they did. Still doing a show up so they so Opie was doing his own show with a guy named Jim Norton who's a famous Yea, he's currently not doing a show, and Anthony is doing something that well, it's similar to what we do. He's doing

a show from his house. He has a home studio, and he charges a fee every month for video streaming. And uh, don't give us any ideas, and I'm not, I don't want I'm not. We'll ask him about it, but I think he charged he charges like nine or ten dollars a month, and you subscribe, and people who love him love him and they and they pay for show. You're trying to get a diamond Nickel and episode did well again, I was we were just joking our diamond

episode an episode episode. Okay, that's that's we love all things and all people radio. That's that's a bonus. We think you'll really enjoy. People. That made us laugh. And we still haven't heard back from Bill Burr's guy Mike. Okay, I'm not so inclined these days to get Bill burn I'm not having them on now. Let's wait till after January, because right now we want you to go to the iHeart podcast dot com website and vote for us for not Bill Burr or any of the other people in

the category that we're up again. There were people voting thirty times a day. We need your help. Oh my god. Love on Twitter. First of all, thank you so much because I see it. I see people's tweeting. I voted for the Brooklyn Boys. I do this every day. Thank you so much. Go to I heeart podcast dot com. It's so imperative you do, because yes, well I don't know, man, I do. I mean, I would love to take you know, it's a glass award. We might smash it on the

ground into a million pieces. Every great car. I vote every day, and that's we're gonna We're gonna actually send you a shard of glass so you can split the split the award with everybody. No, no, no no. Go to ipart podcast dot com and scroll down to the comedy section and you get five votes a day. That's per email address. So you can find ways to Gmail account. Yeah, keep going into different accounts and different browsers, and suddenly you have more votes per day. I didn't vote today,

I gotta vote anyway. Please, I'm gonna click on and then tweet us. You get some Twitter votes as well. You could do social media. You get one a day on that. So follow Brooklyn Boys WTF on Twitter? Uh, and you could see how you know, you need to include hashtag comedy podcast, hashtag Brooklyn Boys, and hashtag I Heart Podcast Awards. It's a lot. You need to have all three in order for that to register as a vote in the social media world. All right, I'm looking.

I'm looking right now. I ain't too proud to beg im to be honest, it's a lot of us. It's a lot of people voting for us. Yeah. Yeah, do you see people voting for other people? No, I don't see any on blind to it. Well, let's search miles more Alex alexand anyway, thank you very much, y Los Angeles. I think we're gonna be there. I think, well, here's the thing. As of now, we don't have a way to get there, and as of now, we don't have

hotel rooms. Now the people were up against the big shots, the celebrities movie they're flying then, No, I think they're already in California because they're all big shot superstars. Uh. Second of all, because they cant in touch with me and they're like, hey, scary, they invited me shoot, they did not. They did, they did not, you prick? They got and you got a ticket to I did not get a ticket. I have not gotten a ticket. If you got an email for a ticket, I didn't get

a ticket. I haven't right here and I and I said, I said, do we get a hotel, discounter anything, flight disk anything. As of now there are no discounts. Oh oh. We had to get the audio for the next episode sixty two. I'm putting you in charge of getting the audio for what from Saturday Night Live the podcast The Potties,

The Potties. It was hilarious. That was a sketch that they did the fake award show, a podcast award show, not that when they got the idea of not not the not the I Heart Radio Podcast Awards, but these are the potties. And one of the categories was um best transition from a podcast into a commercial, And I thought, we're much better than that. We really are, really are so speaking of commercial no, it was very funny because we could relate to it. Who can relate? Okay, Um,

you didn't get a ticket? No no? Um. I mentioned this on the Big Show this morning, and it just bothers me. I just need an answer, you know, coming off the heels of the big debate of his hot dog sandwich, because it's been on you know, that broke the interne doing that. No, no, no, I know, I know. But what about what about scream cake? Is it cake? If there's no if there's no cake sponge in it,

what do you think? No, Well, if it has crunches in it, if it is shaped like a traditional round cake, like like a cake, like a carvel to the local, Well think about like a Baskin Robbins ice cream cake. All right, let's keep it more national. And they have the little crook cookie crumbles in the middle, like the crunches, the cruncheese. Yeah, they have the crunchees in there, Vanilla on the top, chocolate on the bottom, around cake. You slice it with a cake slicer after you dip it

in hot water. Is that is ice cream? Cake? Cake? Remember there's no sponge in it. I stumped you. You're looking it up. I'm not grappling. We're not wrestling crud. Okay. What I did was I looked up the definition of cake, but I didn't look at it. So I have it there to look at after we talk about this. So here's what I'll say. By the definition of cake, I have to say it's probably not cake. However, if you got a birthday cake and it was ice cream, you

would say it's a birthday cake. I mean, if you blow blow out candles your candles, I mean, is it is it yours? Cake? And cake? Is the bandcake and cake? I don't know. I think if you call it cake, you know, yeah, it's not. I don't think it's cake. It's just ice cream. Is a mushroom burger or burger? No? Is cheesecake cake? No, it's more like a pie pie filling,

but she's caking her filling. Pie usually has a crust with like some kind of a strawberry or es goop in it, like some kind of a blueberry cherry goop. What about pecan pie? Pecan pie, the pecans are generally on top, but it's got the caro. Pumpkin pie is all it is, like coconut custard. It's all just it's holloway, it's kiro. Did you know that it's pronounced cairo a r o. There's a cattle syrup. But if you look at their commercials, it's Kiro syrup proper commercial. No, I

believe you can. We do that. Help the the YouTube's you want to hear? Yeah, do it? Pull up a k A r O commercial? Yeah about c A r oh, but it's spelled k r oh. I believe you buy the big jugs of the syrup, which I could drink. By the way, I love that stuff. I used to make Pecampie in Hello. I used to make Pecampie one of the restaurants I manage. Commercial. Yeah, ko just putting k ros. Want to want to complete k ro syrup dot com? Is that YouTube? Video? No? YouTube? Paper planes YouTube?

Oh my god, you want to go to YouTube? Yes? YouTube? Okay, I have to tell you as it pull up a Kiro commercial. Okay, okay, all right, God k O k A r oh. Right now that's people going gainst carol. I don't care, are you right? I don't care. I think it's k Ro, but Caro it's not. It's not get played. I don't commercial. No, you can't type Caro commercial. No, these are people, these are songs. These are this has nothing to do with anything. The hell is wrong with you?

The different languages? Now, none of this makes any sense. Brodie you have Caro syrup commercial, Kiro syrup commercial. Why are we doing this? Why is it so hard? Because I was thinking about your mother? Hi? No, Brodie, there's nothing here? Really? Yeah, hot hot cakes syrup, Caro commercial. I don't know what's gonna be on here. What are you doing? I'm looking at a corn step commercial? Pat, what are you doing? I'm trying to get this is in Spanish? I mean I'm in Spanish, Brodie, there's no

commercial here for any of this stuff. There are no Caro commercials on TV. Used to be how to pronounce it? Hello? The best makers of Skippy peanut butter and Caro pour on and cooking stup reasons you found it? Yeah, now I've I've helped the one person who didn't say it right. Good for you. We took a ten minute detour. Let's just though. Is what we do. This is what the podcast is, tours, detours and more detours. But where were we? Why do we mention this? Where we? Where are we?

We're talking about fillings and pies? Yeah? So is is cheesecake and cake? Get back to my question. Cheese cake I'm gonna go with cheesecake is a pie. But we mistakenly call it cake because people are just the creatures of habit. And somebody said it makes its cake. All right, I'm just wanted to know. So let me let me give you a definition of of cake, definition of cake, definition of cake. Hold on, here we go, hold on,

definition of cake. Here's the definition of cake. An item of soft, sweet food made from a mixture of flour, shortening, eggs, sugar, and other ingredients, baked and often decorated. Okay, I didn't hear ice cream in there. No, I didn't hear ice cream. Now what's this? Hold on, let's try Merriam webster. Now a bread like food made from a dough about already sweet baked food made from a dough or thick batter, A flat and usually round mass of food that is

baked to fry. Allah. Fish cake a block of compacted a congealed matter noe. A cake of ice, a hard or brittle layer of deposit, something easily done like that? Test? Was cake? Um? Wrong? Cake is a verb, as in Steve, ioci caked your ass face. Now you're off of Now you're off of actual the actual food. Let's see what the ice cream? Cake is not? Cake? I rest my case is ice cream cake cake. I rest my cake is ice cream cake a form of cake. It's not

not happening. An ice cream cake is ice cream in the shape of a cake with layers of sponge, cake or cookie crumble in between. The popular form is a three layer cake with a layer of ice cream between two layers of cake. Right. If there's if they're sponging there, then you then she's right, right, who is that? That's that? What's her name? Mrs Google? Okay, all right, well, well there you go. I'm gonna say ice cream cake has

nothing to do with cake. I think a crab cake is more more of a cake than because it's it's it's it's in a round, it's round, and it's in it it's it's no, it's said, it's said it right there in your last your last definition. I think crab cake this cake. It's compacted material, not not like cake or an ice cake. We're stupid, what are we thinking? Okay, so when we have to submit, if we've got to submit a clip, let's say, you know, for the for the Podcast Awards, I'm gonna make sure I submit us

talking about k Roll. That's not the one that's gonna be a highlight clip right there, when that's gonna be our our music from when we accept our award. I was talking about Cairo. That's right, come up on stage and the whole audience. I thought it was all right. I have a rant about Nanni's it's a minor complaint. A guy in a red dumbass and a red sports car email etiquette, and I was stupid while I was in Hoboken, New Jersey. I like them all, but but I also want to do I know we're not doing

unused jokes today. You're gonna save those things, but I do have an unused bit that I've been trying to get on for. We're not letting this go. I'm not letting it go because we worked sucking hard on this thing. Well we didn't. You had Garrett from our show to it. Yeah, but I coordinated with you. You said, Garret, go get it done. Garrett gets all the love on this. Garrett put this together. But you're like, I worked hard on that. You said, Garrett, get me a list of the best ones, Garrett,

and then we all suggested them. Here's what Garrett did. Okay, Garrett actually put this in the system originally, but here Garrett and I then went into the system to try and find some of these clips to dig them up, okay, to put them in order. Okay, we call this the YouTube top five mash up countdown. Okay. You know how the internet, you know a lot of times viral videos break the internet, right, So sometimes people then they put

songs to them. So there's like, for instance, our let's talk about the Mason rams Ramsey, the yodeling Walmart kid. You know him, right, sure, heydels in Walmart. You know the sound? Fine, you know that, Okay, and then somebody comes along and that you know, ten thousand people come along and then they do like an e d M remix of it. So listen to this, Ah, this is the yodeling kid. Everybody's with the d M remix just gonna kick in here. And the second I thought this

was awesome. Now that that that that's the idea of what Okay, So that was that's good stuff. Now we had a countdown we thought were the five best of all time. Now you might think there might be a better one out there, but everybody remembers the double rainbow guy. Yeah, a double rainbow, right, that's the best clip you could find for the where's the double rainbow? That's the one that I hope you got. Nobody got time for that. Man man see man sees hold on double rainbow, hold on?

Uh here it is right, man sez seeing a double rainbow. So you know this? Uh yeah, Oh it's a double rainbow. Whoa, that's a four rainbow double rainbow. Oh my god, whoa, Oh my god, oh my god. Remember that? Okay? And then somebody did several people did this. That's four your Paul all the way rainball like gob rainball. It's a double randall down? Yeah, what is so? Right? So that was cool anyway, So when's that? That's a good one. You don't like that one as much as I wanted

us to vote on our favorite. Okay, so remember all of a said no to this bit on the Big Show. Here we go. We're doing it on our show. Yeah. Remember Antoine Dodson is obviously we have a rapist in Making Park. He's clambing in your windows, he's snatching your people up, trying to write from so y'a Nissa, had your kids, had your wife and had hug because they're raping anybody out here. The attacker. And then here we go with the auto tune version of that. He's clambing

in your windows. He's snatching your people up, trying to write from Soya Nagy kids pad your white magic kids, had your wife? Has kids? Had your wife? Because they're raping anybody, So do so, do so. Don't keeps climbing up windows. I got bronchitis and then I got time of that. I don't think I don't think. That's not a realist. Well anyway, then we have the the opera Singing Donkey, remember Garrett Port this one and this one virals tell us switches, this is no this is the

oppera singing donkey. Go ahead, that's a donkey everyone. And then somebody came along and did it and then put it to music. Guns and roses, Welcome to the jungle. That's good, all right? Then the two more okay, Swift, we're getting better, right, So we have goats Okay, okay, And now here's the Then somebody took that and put Taylor Swift's trouble in there and they mashed him together to hear this. Yeah, that's because okay, here's the one that beat it, and that this is your favorite. This

is my favorite. Uh I just I guess grand cano Um won the game. He was the kick Graham Graham Gono. He was the kicker for the Carolina Pantelis he is and a sixty yard field goal. It was insane. Don't tweet me. They had Spanish the Spanish announcers version of that of him making this game winning unbelievable field goal. It's fantastic. I won't be starts said he you got you got no log no God, no logo, no god, no log no god no long no said you're God

no log no go, no log noa y'all, y'all. That's hilarious by itself, But then somebody took this ship to the next level. This is my favorite. This has gotta be my favorite clip of all time where they took the mash up and mashed it up with this. Nah. If y'all want to put it, I please do. It's just ya. If y'all want to put it like please do yas say just say Okay, that's gonna be hard

to be. That is fucking hysterical. That's good. If you have an auto tune something or mash up, please let a pop culture, that it can't just be a random thing. The Goats, The Goats and Taylor was random, but for the most thea was a viral video, right, the Goat. Right, you have to take something that's viral, the opera singing Donkey. So if you can find something viral and then find us something that's better than the Spanish announcers mash up with let me clear my throat. I mean the announcers

aren't Spanish. They speak Spanish. They the Spanish speaking announced there, but they might be Spanish as well. But Hispanic. Okay's cool, We're cool. We're all cool. They're living with being Hispanic. Were talking about that? Yeah, right, anyway, I love that. Find some send them in. I would love to play them on a future podcast. See what I'm doing here. I'm getting more benchmarks and bits for our show. But please admit them, because we will play them. I think

I love mashups. I love pop culture. We're looking at me with that crazy no because I want to phrase this right when people don't get offended. But speaking of people who speak Spanish and other languages, right, A lot of times in this area where we work in Lower Manhattan, there are nanny's. They're everywhere. There's a school near where we park our cars, and you have to go past the school every day. Well, a lot of people work. And by the way, sure there's a lot of great

nannies in the world. I'm sure people listening. If you're a nanny, you're great. May have a nanny that are great. I'm just telling you that the nannies we walk past to get to our cars every day, some of them, I'm not sure I would trust my kids with them. We have them in Hoboken. We call them the stroller mafia. Okay, So what I've noticed as a parent, Um, you have a baby, they're fragile, and you have to guard them with your life. You have to protect them like they're

the greatest thing ever. Right, Okay, so uh, I wouldn't cross the street, um the way these women do, because every time I get my car, Um, they crossed the street without looking like they pushed their babies. And you know their nannies because they're usually a lot older than you would think the mom would be. They tend not to look like the kids at all, and they're clearly nannies and they crossed the street. They don't look like it's not their kids. Well, I don't understand something. I

understand you're getting paid. I understand normally you can't possibly love a kid as much as the parent does. I get that, but you should at least love the kid more importantly. If the car hits the kid, it's goodn't hit you too, right, So look, oh, thousands of percent. I was gonna like the other day and this guy just just wheels a stroller into the middle of the street. It was it was a guy. It was a manny, a man, a male n not a guy named man

male nanny. And he was just wheeling the stroll into the street and he let the stroller go first, just into oncoming traffic, didn't it. They push it across, just like pushing it. Like yeah, I'm like, how do you just how do you? How do you lead with the stroller like that? That's so dangerous. There's gotta be a better way. It's gotta be a better way. Well, first of all, you gotta go out in the street and look, right, No, I just walked across with it. Didn't even look probably

not as kids. So you're saying that if it's not your property, I'm sure there actual parents. I took your car out for a spin, broody. You wouldn't baby it the way, baby, I wouldn't care right. Like the parking garage guys, I saw them driving your call one day. They weren't being nice to it. It's like that scene in Ferris Peeler's day off. As soon as he leaves the garage, they take it out for a joy ride. Dude. I set my car up every day with the temperature

the opposite of what they would want. So if it's if it's cold right, no, no, no right, and then this way you see if E shut it right and I and I put it on an odd number like sixty three, you actually test them, Yeah, because I've caught them doing it because I come back and there's like no gas in my car, and I'm like, there was gas. They're running the car in the winter, so I don't

want them, I said to the guy. So they sit in your car and sleep right, and they keep the heat on right, And in the summertime, I put the heat up to like eighty. So that's where they getting a car. And if I see that they're putting heat on, they got a low inns. You caught them. Yeah, I caught him who years ago, I caught him. The guy didn't worked anymore. Remember the guy, the ball guy has hair on the sides only. Yeah he yeah, he did it.

I know he didn't wonder why he wanted your car as supposed to the other fifty that we have in that car. Because they're called in the morning. We come in early in the morning, so they put the car between your car my car. They probably do other cars. We we leave early, so they keep our cars up front. This way they can run to help people faster. Our cars aren't like all the way downstairs. I think, wherever you park your car, you just gotta be careful. I do that. Where if I to your car, Brody, I

don't know. I don't know if I would, I would just leave it in a bad neighborhood whatever. You couldn't handle my car, you couldn't. I wouldn't do it on purpose. But it's the same thing. It goes back to me. It goes back to nanny and a baby. Sometime last winter, I saw a woman knocked the carriage over into the snow like it was she just bumped into it, knocked it over sideways. You can't do that. I just feel like you should be not look again, not offending any

nanny's listening, just the ones over here. I feel it's a problem. And it's an affluent area here, like the school they go to very expensive. I feel like they're paying they should get like a little more security with their kids. Look both ways. That's all I'm asking. Does this seemed like a lot to ask? No, it's not. I don't want to hit the kid. I can't afford to hit the kids. We have to say congratulations to have very on you. It's you. It's a left worked

on the Big Show with us and she bet on here. Yeah, you had We had her on the last episode before that with Latinos. That's right, right, we had her on. We've had her in a couple of times and we love her. And she's off to Los Angeles right now. She took a job with the Recording Academy, a temporary temporary John and you're working at a record label soon and uh hopefully with as you know, fall goes well. Now. Our last day on Friday, I think I think I

picked her off. You did you? You were over doing it? Well, I don't. You started on Thursday though, this is the last Thursday you're ever gonna work for whatever. If if you're not going to see someone for a long time, or let's say they move away, or they get a new job, or it's whatever it is, it's a last. It's it's like you're leaving them in life, right, see you later. You there. Last day is usually a day full of lasts that you have to point out to

them gratuitously. It's like, oh, if I if let's say that we had this meeting at a ten o'clock meeting after the morning show is over, I had to make it a point to tell your Ritsa, this is you know, this is the last meeting. This is the last time we're gonna be sitting here together. You know. If we go out, let's say we went out for lunch at noon, I'm like, this is the last time we're gonna be on the Starbucks and have a coffee. This is the last one. This is the last one PM we're gonna

share together. Right. But it's the same as those people who like they'll see you on December, we'll see you till next year. This is the last time I'll see you in No but it's annoying but I feel like she was like, don't do this, I'm gonna crime. Well here's the thing. People leave this show or any job, but let's talk about this show. You and I have been on the show twenty years for me, and I had twenty half years, two and a half years for you.

Why lately on the year you've been saying twenty three years, I don't know twenty because I've been at the station for twenty two years. It'll bee and April. Yeah, that's half a year away, but that doesn't change the fact that it will be twenty two years. That's it. If someone was born to day the show started, they be twenty two right, all right, so twenty two years, I've been twenty five or six of us have been here

the whole time, like almost like over twenty years. And there's some people that come for five years, six year seven as they leave, right, But like any office, Oh, it will always be friends, you like family, especially on a show like this, where we sleep, we we we travel, we do it together. Well, we see each other as much as our own families. I gotta be honest. Once you're off this show, have you seen a lot except for Colin, me and Anthony who keeps showing up to events. Well,

they put in the effort, that's why. But yeah, but they show up the cruises, right, and they come home because they want to come in. They live in this area. But for the but they make an effort, right, But for the most part, think about like, Okay, for instance, I'm gonna thinking the same. Hold on, I'm gonna give you a different friends, since I canna give yours. We love your ritza six months from now. You think you'll you'll see it with you now in six months, No,

not because we don't love her. However, she'll be out in I'll make an effort when we're in l A for the podcast A world effort. Yeah, I will. I told her, and she has my word that every time I'm in l A. I'll give her every time. The first two times, but the third time you'll be like, oh I saw it last time, I could skip it. Then the fun time I started two times, I see where you're going. Okay, your best friend, well, I'm trying to get him on the phone right now, this beast,

I don't know. It's better for let's write them first, okay, then get him on the phone. Okay, how long do you know Ronnie? I know Ronnie the bald freak Rannie. Oh god, it's got to be thirty two years. Thirty three years, you guys, three years. You grew up together, went to the grade school again, went to the same middle school, and we went to the same high school.

We went to the same college. We ran the college radio station together, goddamn started and then you helped him get the job on the side, and I got him the job on the show. Did you guys go to grade school together? Not grade school? Why not? In the seventh grade? We lived in different zones, Okay, different zones. We weren't in the same neighbor So you've known him thirty two years. Thirty two years big fans of the Beastie Boys together, Oh my god. And not only that

bro yet you know he's the guy comes over. You did a podcast with him at one point. But what I remember whatever, it's on this RSS feed. You can go back before episode zero and hear them. We still but but to listen to you guys did too many shows a week. Yes, we did crazy amount the show. But I will say that Ronnie, as a tried and true friend was well, I'm gonna say, was that's the opposite operative word the girlfriend. We got to say that, that was gonna say the word got wepped. He I

don't know what it was, but he okay. We used to hang out. We used to be boys on weekends, used to be her playground. And then he moved to Washington, d C. And I gotta tell you. We'll ask me, hey, scary, how many times have you seen bald freak since he's moved? He moved away. When did he move? Had to be about four or five months ago. Now I want to say said no, just no, no, no, it was. It

doesn't matter. It's been a long time, all right. So let's say the summer right, zero times zero started from zero here still geral, And this is a guy you're a two years unrelated to work now, So my point was, right, that's a guy you know thirty two years. Imagine it's somebody you just know for a few years that you see it work, you have occasional lunch, you walk by their cubicle, they leave, they're dead. We go through this

every six months with interns. We have a whole cropping internal No I like them that it's not that I don't like them. But it's just a fact of reality. It's it. That's the reality of the situation. They're leaving, they're walking out the door, and then I'm like, hey, I guess let's see you soon, right, Remember you can always what do they say? You can always come home? What you could? This This isn't goodbye, this is just see you later, goo goodbye. Then that's the reality. Right now,

you're going do some quick math. How many interns have we had here over the course of the last Come on, alright, let's see if it times? Yeah, yeah, so yeah, so how many? How many times? How many times have we um? I don't know. Let's say, let's say like five hundred interns, maybe five hundred interns. How many of them do you really stay in touch with? Oh I, oh, I know they're all hitting you. I'd stay close to a hundred

because they're hitting up for jobs. Oh no, no, A lot of them just like hey, I got a new job to keep me posted. I I still talk to maybe because they they're like occasionally that guy Nolan and a few others hits us up on so hit us up. But even like inquiring about like, hey, what's going on for the future, is any anything opening up? Maybe eight or nine internship program. But yeah, but but I try to make it a point to say that's bad. Odds at five, it's one out of every five is terrible.

You think you formed these lifelong. Some interns come and go. Some interns are good and then they don't, like make an impression. But I remember them. Can I just get Ronnie on the phone real quick. I gotta get him on the phone. I gotta get it because I want to before you get Runnie on the phone, my friend Arc get on the mike. Damn it. You know how to use a mike. I just didn't want to interrupt up the entire podcast is interruption? Yeah, well you've heard it.

We were just talking about well a little while ago, talking about our special guest on Thursday. That's right, will be Anthony. That's very exciting. Thank you. I'm exciting. Thank you for setting that up for us, No problem. Eric worked for the Open Anthony Show for how many years? The Opening Anthony Show, Opening Opie and Anthony Show. I said, uh like fourteen years, fourteen years. And now you work with Anthony over at the compound. When they broke up.

You worked for Opie. I did, and then years later you work Anthony, I know, And then I'm sure in a couple more years I'll be working for Jim Norton in some capacity. So the show you were on was together for you said fourteen years, right of my fourteen years they were together? Right? How many people from that show do you are you still friendly with? Um? Handful of them, yeah, but a lot of them are dead to you. No, not really say there's maybe one person

that I don't different environment over. We were just saying when people leave, they're not dead to us. We liked them. But you say you're gonna see them and you don't see them. Um, well, there's people at the other company that I worked at that I was friendly with and I probably won't see again. Yes, that's what we've been ill.

I used to see them every day. Touch. It begs the question that when the Elvis Durand Big Show is over, and when the Brooklyn Boys podcast is over, well I see you again, Brodie, who you exactly see I don't know or anyone out that we've been spending the last twenty two years with it. And talked to Danielle again on Greg T Well, I ever see Elvis again. I think your situation is different because you've been with this show for a long time. I think that's more Uh,

that's that's more family based. That's something that you would definitely keep in touch with them. So is the fact that my my friend of thirty two years, best friend, bald freak Rannie, who was who also worked on this show. He was my friend off and on this show before the show, before I even got a job here. They grew up together. We grew up together. Okay, he moves to Washington two years, that implies that Washington, right, it's

three or four months ago, Agena. Once you talked to him on the phone, though, you've had long conversations on the phone. No, maybe one, maybe one just to catch up your text all the time. Or no, he's got a girlfriend zero he Yeah, that's what I had a girlfriend. Yeah is it a new girlfriend. It's still in the new vicinity, so you're still happy. Yeah, yeah, that's that's look. Unfortunately, that happens with your guy friends when they start seeing a girl and a year change is still rather new

that it becomes that's their world. It's it's that first work second their friends. You know what he's dating someone really cool who does not monopolize his time. Somebody doesn't mean she is. It means he is. Like he's wanting to make that the monopoly, the monopolize his time with her. Yeah, but right, she's not saying you have to hang out with me, but he's thinking no when I know you no. But there are times when she just goes away for

the weekend. She does her thing. She's very independent, she's she's really cool. Does he sit by the door waiting for her to come back because he's not coming to New York. He's like the dog in the window. He's not like, oh, I'm away, I have I have the weekend to myself. I think I'll go back to you. Apparently it was his birthday weekend this past weekend. What you gotta I got a half of an invite? What you got him? Well, I'll tell you what I got him.

I got him got some goold you know I because he invited two of my other friends and they all made plans and they all had beds in the place because he's got a big house now for you. And afterthought, yeah, he goes, oh, by the way, oh yeah, we're doing this this weekend. Um, oh yeah, yeah, if you want to come by, you can join us too. But I don't know. We hadn't think about a sleeping arrangement. That travelocity. That's not a good sign. That's not a good sign off.

Now that I'm getting angry, Yeah, but all right, if he showed up here, out of nowhere and said, hey, let's go grab lunch or something, you'd be cool with it, like nothing ever happened. Actually used my apartment one weekend when I was out of town. He came back to it, he came, he came back to New York to visit when you were here, he said, class, he said, scary, I need, right, yeah, right, because I need. I'm gonna

see my parents and my sister. That he already knew you were out of town, he knew, yeah, and I can, I can I use your apartment for the weekend. And I'm like sure. I'm like, I'm not gonna be here. I'm gonna be wherever I was. I was away. I we didn't even cross paths, We not even cross pats. But I'll tell you what. He left my bed. Undid he where he's something in my bed? Did you black lighted? No? You always change the sheets, Well, so did you? Can't

you change the sheets? Right? Of course I did? Okay, as soon as I got I was gonna call him and ran did you give him new sheets when he moved in? Like? Are they old sheets? Like you didn't watch? He left me dirty towels and dirty sheets? Right? But did he lay on sheets you were laying on? What? Did you give him fresh sheets? I did? He laid on the sheets and I was playing. He should have black lighted. Did you did you have sex on those sheets before he was in? No? I did not. I

don't think I did. No. I don't think we should get him on the phone. This guy, this guy is thirty two years eric. He might be busy right now. Yeah, he says he's free up after twelve thirty. We'll see how radio gig right. I don't know if he's gonna answer this call. By the way, almost every time we've tried to call somebody outside of our mother's they don't answer. They do not answer. It's like they know, yeah, yeah, they know they're gonna be put on a podcast. He

probably sees the phone number. He knows it's us because it's the radio station calling we'll get him. I'll get him some other time. Bastard. Yeah, alright, screw it. Well, he maybe knows it's you. He just let's it. He's avoiding reading his calls. Hello, please leave your mess leave yeah, bastard, even send it. It wasn't one ring and went right to voicemail. Then you know that's intentional. That's the button. Yeah, you don't want I need an extra voice for this bit.

I want to do bad resumes. I'd love Eric to read one of the wings. I gotta get some music for this bit, like of course to go alright, okay, so all right, So I have uh huge poly resumes I get to every semester, and uh I tend to put them in three piles, the ones with radio experience that are well written, the ones that are well written without radio experience, and the oh my god pile out of the oh my god pile, which I'm putting in a in a book someday that I'm going to compile

a book of resumes. Yes, I know I'm working on the other book, but this book will be later, and it's a book of bad resumes. Now, I got a resume from a young man who goes to Uh. I'm not gonna say his name. I'm just gonna tell you where he goes to school. You'll see this post it notes and all the resumes you have, scary you want to take it from from the polo that where I gave you multiple right, Okay, So no, no, no, no, I don't want music to interfere with the verbiage that

I read. So I got this resume and I'm looking at it now. First of all, it makes no freaking sense, I choir, I request, I suggest what you should put in your cover letter in the job description. Okay, I say, tell me about why you think would be a good intern, and specifically why you'd be a good intern for this morning show. And if you're applying for a job, read the freaking instructions and read them twice, because a lot

of people will copy and paste. They'll just say I really want to intern at and then put in the name of the company. Right, And I've gotten ones that say, I really want to work at elp Stra in the morning show. I think I would be asked at your magazine. Were like, they didn't change that, and that's why I think I would be great at Fox News. And you go. You didn't replace all of the companies. You don't copy

and paste. I'll point out one thing though, not to defend any of these people, but some corporate websites save your your letter and your resume, and it's their fault that they didn't look at the at the letter that they're applying to, because it saves the one that maybe for the first job you apply, but if it's with that company, they never Okay, this is different companies. Never mind grammar, never mind that the grammar's terrible. We've talked

about this on the pot. Guess. So I get this resume from a young man who goes to Seaton Hall University in lovely New Jersey. I read it and I thought, this makes no sense. It's as generic and bullshit of words strung together as possible. All right, so let me read it to you, dear hiring manager. Thank you for the opportunity to apply for the upcoming spring semester internship. It's clear that you're looking for it. Don't look at

your resumes. It's clear that you're looking for a candidate that is extremely familiar with the responsibilities associated with the role and can perform them confidently. Given these requirements, there's none listed here. Given these requirements, I am certain that I have the necessary skills to successfully do the job

adeptly and perform above expectations. Working under the tutelage of professionals in this medium would be an advantageous experience, primarily because it would grant me hands on training as well as a greater understanding of this intricate industry. Why industry, what job? What responsibilities? They've said nothing, I'm looking at it. I'm yelling at stupid resume. And then I said uptly the role. These all sound familiar, so I searched because

I keep all the resumes. I said, huh, that sounds familiar. Scary. Read the first paragraph. What school do they go to? Johnson and Wales University. No relation to the school that you are near, Seaton Hall. Nope, ahead, read that for me, dear hiring manager. Huh, thank you for the opportunity to

apply for the web intern role at your company. After reviewing your job description, it's clear that you're looking for a candidate that is extremely familiar with the responsibilities associated with the role and confidently, hearing these requirements, I am certain that I have the necessary skills to successfully do the job and perform above expectations. You can keep going no, no, no, so this that person cut a little short, Eric, Yes,

where does your resume go to school? This one is from Minneapolis Community and Technical College, nowhere near Seton Hall or Johnson and Wales University. And it starts dear hiring manager, thank you for the opportunity to apply for the role at your company. After reviewing your job description, it's clear that you're looking for a candidate that is extremely familiar with the responsibilities associated with the role and you can

perform them confidently. Requirements. I am certain that I have the necessary skills to successfully do the job aptly and perform above expectations. Guess who. Three people aren't getting a job with us? How do you play your eyes? A resume? I mean it's a red So I google this and there are multiple examples of resume pages where that is an example of a resume. But it's an example, and they didn't even go so far as to substitute in specifics.

Like you know, it's very easy to take this as a as a template and say, hey, thanks for the opportunity to apply for the web in term role at so what I live to write your copy. So what I did was I wrote them all back a copy and paste, and I said, uh, I request customized cover letters.

I prefer them. And in the future, UH, you should not copy and paste the first paragraph of your resume off some stupid website that doesn't make any sense, is completely vague, doesn't mention anything specific, right, And I said, for that matter, you will not be getting a call for an interview. But I thought that would help you in your career. That I'm paraphrasing. One person wrote back,

I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't copy and paste anything, so which I wrote back, I sent the link the Google search of hundreds of websites with those words. I said, you're one of twelve people this semester. It's actually like nine, But I said, twelve who used that exact same paragraph. It's an epidemic. Is it's a problem? Now you sent me Brianna. Now you can't say the school. No. So I started looking at other resumes that reminded me

of band resumes. I got another resume from that looked familiar, still on the same the first pile, right, No, So these these were from I got one this year and a couple. The other two were from two thousand thirteen, and it occurred to me that this must have been two thousand thirteens copy and paste. So h, this person goes to Montclair State University, So you're gonna take it from you. Listen to how I started. It starts with I am writing to apply for the internship UH for

Alba straight in the morning show. I am confident that my skills are well aligned with the role the role, and that I would be an excellent fit for your organization. I believe my experiences and rack record make me an excellent fit for this opportunity. I have enclosed my resume for your consideration. Scary, would you like to read yours? Sure? What's you can't say the school? You can't say it? But what school was yours? Montclair State University And Nope,

this one is nowhere near that. Dear hiring manager, thank you for the opportunity to apply for the radio intern role at your company for the fall. After reviewing your job description, it's clear that you're looking for a candidate that is extremely familiar with the responsibilities associated with the role and can perform them confidently. Given these requirements. I am certain that I have the necessary skills to successfully do the job deftly and perform all. You're reading the

other resume. No, I'm not from the other pile. I gave you the other pile. Yeah, the one that starts. I am writing. I am writing to apply for the position of internship at Elvis Durrand In the morning show on ZE, I am confidante spelled wrong, that my skills are well aligned with the role and that I would be an excellent fit for your organization. Tells me nothing. What do you got, eric? Uh, don't mention the school, or you can mention the school. This is from Prairie

View A and M University. So this says dear Mr Elvis Durant, I am writing to apply for the intern position at Austin's Kiss FM Radio. I got the wrong radio station because they didn't copy and paste all of them out. I am confident that my skills are well aligned with the role and that I would be an excellent fit for your organization. Right, I believe my experiences and track record. You have that part. Okay, So they just did the first pot I have the I have

that this person was creative and stuck that at the end. Yes, I believe my experiences and track record making an excellent fit for this opportunity. I have been closed my resume for your consideration. Please feel free to contact me via phone or email at the time of your convenience to discuss my background as well as the requirements. This one comes from Rutgers. Wow. Wow, this is a great bit. Yeah, this is disgusting, but you hear this. This is for

episode sixty two. These are completely differently wrong, but hilariously different. I gotta commend the people at least making the attempt to copy and paste to send this to you, because the ones I used to see for our show, we're barely this just saying I'm interested in the internship, or they applied online with nothing. Yeah, at least they took

the time to copy and paste to sound intelligent. But I didn't realize they were messing with the master and they're they're plagiarizing and there and by the way, those formulators are just a suggestion. At least personalized the fucking thing, you know, paraphrase it, change some shit around. And oh, by the way, to the kid who wrote Confidante, it's say what he must have had an autocorrect because it clearly was spelled confident and he wrote confidante. So it's

just it's terrible. And then yeah, you're you're right, Brodie. It's vague. Yeah I'm missing something. You give me all them back. It's vague, and just the wording is to show the example. But if nobody speaks like that, you know, I understand trying to punch it up a little bit to make it look impressive and to kind of separate

you from everybody else that's applying. But when you're using so many big words that it's obvious that are not in the vernacular of a regular person, yes, that, then you know it's like they couldn't spell these words if you gave them a spelling test. And especially since in this industry where it's relaxed and it's casual, this is the last industry that you need to by. One of those people has applied three times for three different semesters using that same resume over the cost of two years.

They and they don't understand why I'm not calling them put some time into it. I feel like I should have one of them come in and and just say to them I'm excited to see you do the role of deeptly in the in the in the internship that you're applying for, Like do you give him a general intern interview? You should give him a form letter right back? Yeah, I told them all. I told them all that they

have up. But that's also the definition of insanity, doing the same thing over and over, expecting a different result. At least copy and paste a different resume page, Like how do you and the girl? The girl? Actually I don't want to say her name? She actually said to me, I didn't do that, So you copied your friend? Who did it? How did you? Why is she lying? That's a terrible that a terrible trait to have. I could sell exactly what I wrote. Hold on a second, I

mean you're caught. Just own up to it. Oh, absolutely, But it's nobody's fault in that generation. It's weird. I noticed the trend as years were going on in the interns. You know, they're always around the same age, but the mindset had changed from being entitled to wanting to do

and expecting everything too. I didn't care if they got the job or not, and when they were here, they didn't care if they were doing anything or not to the point of they did nothing wrong wise everybody against them, like I saw within fourteen years the ship is that the latest so the latest crop, the last crop, the last crop that I had to deal with where some

people were coming in. One told me and he's like, well, could you let me know soon because I'm I've got four other internships that I'm mulling over, which is trying to something. You tell somebody, you know, if they want to hire you. You just said when can I start? So I can let the other ones know. They're saying, well, you know what, I got other opportunities on the table, So this isn't a big deal to me, all right.

So here's what I wrote to this girl with the letter t we are emailing you and hopes that this

helps you in life. Not only does the first paragraph of your cover letter not make any sense or say anything about anything, as it's just generic words thrown together, you are one of nine people to copy and paste it from a website as requested in our job posting, and with any job you applied to in the future, you're called a letter should be custom written specifically for the job and company you are applying to As such, we cannot accept your application for the internship. Good luck

in the future. We hope this was helpful. Elvis Strand in the Morning Show, she writes back, Hello, my color letter does not make my color letter. Hello, she dresses you. Hello, Hello, Comma, no space though all in one line. My color letter does make sense, and I not capitalized. Did not copy my cover letter from a website. I am too smart for that. God bless like bitch, like she's saying to me,

like bitch. I didn't do that, Okay, So I wrote Google this, it's vague, generic and on twelve cover letters this month, I got three more by the time I wrote this, just trying to help you, And I wrote Google this, thank you for the and I and I did the thank you for the defintely the whole thing. I blah blah, and then she were up back, thank you. So I have a feeling she googled it because I told her to google it. And did she think by coming back at you like that she had better getting

the job? Hello, Comma, my cover letter does not make sense, and little that sounds like a little bread did not copy my cover letter from a website, So what you do? You copy it from a book like is you're getting a technicality copy from an app, a website or maybe a roommate or a friend act and I'll use their resume and they copied it from something else. You know what My guess is after that you went like, UM, yeah, I got a question for you, roommate. Did you you

did I? I honestly think based on how you read that, I think it was more of well, if I play the defensive card to an accusation that you'll back down. When I back down, I already know you did it. I'm saying that might be her mindset. It's like, now someone in Minnesota copied your paper? Is that what you're telling me? Two people in Jersey copies of paper Prairie View, Texas copad you get out of here. Stop it. However, however, so did you wind up hiring anybody? You know what?

I have some great interviews set up this weekend for next that are really well written and funny and clever and and follow the directions that I asked to describe what I wanted them to describe. And No, they're great, they're ready too experience. They're great. But people wonder how come I didn't get hired? How come you didn't call me? Or it's my dream to Okay, oh this is my favorite. This is I gotta I gotta find it because this one, this one is beyond I don't even know how to um,

how to explain it while you're looking for that. Is there anything that anybody that may be listening looking to intern in any of the positions here at this company? What when they're coming in, is there something that you can give them a little tip to that would help them out with their interview? Like should they bring your donuts? Like one girl brought me a chicken palm sandwich and then in a cardboard box because the place served him in cardboard boxes, And inside the cardboard box was a

thank you note for the interview. It doesn't that didn't help.

She was great, but Brody, it does go a long way if you know some of the inside jokes and things and nuances of our show, Like if they know he's a Met fan, right, it's kind of cool, like, you know, just to either I'm not saying bring gifts, you know, because that's not what we're all about here, like you know, but but just kind of like kind of a tip of the of the cap to say, I really really know this culture, and I know your show, and I know I know about I really want to

be here. You should definitely know the basics of anything that you're applying for, of course, but I see it less and less, and I don't want to be on the old man. Maybe I hated it when they come in and apply for a position and I said, have you heard the show? No? Okay, at least that's honest. You should go and the YouTube and listen to some stuff and see if this is something that you can handle, or if this is something that you might be interested in.

And sometimes you don't hear back from them, so they heard the material, or sometimes they're like, okay, yeah, I can deal with this. That's fine, but they at least should know the basics of what they're applying for, not just blindly sending to anybody and hoping somebody bites. I got a submission from somebody who wrote, I really want to intern there. I'm a big fan. What would you like me to put my cover letter and resume? Oh my god? How do I answer that? What would you

like was? What would you like to see in my cover letter and resume because I'm gonna say anything that I don't put anything that you want to. I don't know, have your daddy help you write it? I don't like. I don't know how to answer that. You're in college. You're in college. You're asking me what I want you to write in your coval and resume. I don't know, a coverlet about what I asked you in the job description,

and then a resume that shows your experience. I'm wondering if they're even teaching basically, like I don't know where it falls under, but it falls under the cracks, is what it falls like. I don't know if they're even offering it in college anymore. Is it like they may have like a library workshop or maybe an elective you

can take in like business communications or something. I don't know, but the internet is a valuable resource, not to copy and paste, but to see a structure of Like listen, a lot of my interns that apply here, they did a great job right and cover They knew what they were doing because somehow they knew. So how are those people? I mean, that's all that mean we've planned to choose from. If you're hiring mechanics, the people that can fix the car,

those are the ones you're gonna hire. You know, since you mentioned auto mechanics, I saw in the NBC news awhile back, they're having problems for basic jobs like that, you know, manual labor kind of things because auto mechanics now have to have computer skills for all the new onboard stuff that's on on cars. They're offering insane salaries, full health insurance signing bonuses or whatever. And these are dealers mechanics all around the country that can't get people

to do these jobs. To look into that that sound good, We got a backup. By the way, it's a quick reminder. Eric is the host of the It's Eric Nagle podcast on all of the platforms. You can find it on the I Heart radio app. That's the most important one. Of course, not nominated, but maybe next year we'll be nominated for a pot. Five times every day, thank you, five times, five times, five times you thank you. So of course I can I ask, did you really not

know that this was happening? This was a big because I heard the episode and I saw your social media for both of you, We're like, oh my god, we're nominated. Like, I went and researched the Podcast Awards and I couldn't figure out how they got to the nominations, but I was just happy to see you. You guys any question questions. It looks to me like from what we we we gleaned people who were up and coming and or established.

He took a variety. So, uh, the guy with the initials mm, he's a legend in podcast course, and then a legend he one of the pioneers of podcasting. Uh. And then there was the the blonde woman. She's a relatively new podcast person for our company. She signed a deal recently. She's got a podcast about six months. I hear it's good, not as good as in French. So there's a variety of styles. In the comedy category, you're in great company. Were unfortunately comedy were legends, legends all right.

I'll be honest. When I saw you, I saw the category, I'm like, Wow, they're at that platform with all these other people, and honestly, I was like, they've got an uphill battle. But here's the thing. That's the slices are fans who listen are very dedicated, Yes they are, and we're very we want to win this we've got whereas I feel like the big shots that were in the category with they are not wasting that time tweeting about

voting and they're not voting for themselves. I don't yeah, I don't even know if they're like going crazy to vote. I know our listeners every day voted five times times. They have multiple Gmail accounts. They're they're putting into time and effort. We love them for it. You know how loyal podcast fans are. Our podcast fans are like they're taking it on as a challenge. If we win, they win the fan base wholeheartedly. Because I see the reactions. I see how passionate they are to what you guys

put out, and uh, it's you got. You gotta gotta really appreciate that because a lot of podcasts out there, a lot of shows out there, and they bust the rest and never get that kind of fan base, that kind of loyalty, that kind of reaction. And you know, you guys have only been doing this a short time, but it looks like you've been seasoned. Radio vets have

been syndicated across the country for twenty years. Well, let me read a couple of we have a bit on the shot that it's something I can get very upset about. Is this fiasco that's going on and drive throughs, Well, yes, they want yeah, they want you to pull up. They don't let you say so. They have a couple of reasons. They either tell you to pull up because they're being timed and they don't. They want you to pull by the garbage pail or into a handicapped spot so they're

not timed anymore so their clock can reset. Or they tell you the guy behind you, he's only having fries, his is ready, pull up and you give it to them. So they go, you pull up, will come to your car. Here's an idea. Go give him his fries, right, go and then he's then he could drive off right because usually most drive throughs, most you can drive around the person in front of you. Some of them have that divard you can't I get that. But if I order food,

I'm gonna drive through. I'm good. I'm right there, like you know what, we'll bring it right to your car. Yeah, you will, right here at the window. It's out and so bad that now the companies have these branded signs that they're they're issuing and they're for the parking spaces. This spot, these five spots, the first three, first three spots right by the exit. Okay, so it is that's sonic. That's okay, that's where that's right, rollerblades and delivering my

burger Mickey love u X three. So I came to the burger place. That's not we're gonna mention their names right now. Was a quick meal and we're asked to pull up and wait behind the car. Already waiting. They bring out our food and half is missing. This is getting out of hand. There's a picture of them sitting by the garbage pail. Hold on, you're a great company. Next to the Dustin Warren who for some reason is

Frankie d A three five Dustin. I don't don't get that stalls reserved for drive through window Scary Jones, David Brody, What do you guys think of this hashtag? Not moving for you? Uh? And so by the way they put at the Brooklyn boys, WTF, but Dustin you used as Z. We don't. We don't use a Z. It's an anyway, there's actual signs that say reserved for drive through. Then that's not a drive that Danny boy means they want you to accept it. That's the future. Yeah, I don't

believe that they saw the airports to it. Where you have the cell phone drive off when somebody says, hey, I'm at the I'm at the curb. You can come pick me up. You hang at that cell phone thing and before you go pick them up, Danny boys sent look at what we'll say, Look at what McDonald's did. Another wait for about fifteen minutes of fries. Can someone tell me what the hell is wrong? There's a picture of them waiting in the parking lot. Hold on, I

got one more? No, yeah, here we go, SuperMega Ultra hyper Reggie, he says, I'm here at this fast food establishment. They asked me to move to the handicapped spot. I was too lazy to argue. I'm sorry. I failed. Hashtag bad slice uh and Doug Curran in Texas said he showed a picture of his dashboard. He said, look, I'm by the garbage pail. I failed you. I moved up. I'm so sorry. So people have like all over the country. This is happening. When I was a kid and a

where is pulled up? What is this a new segment? What we're talking about it. Yeah, I think we should. I only have one thing today. Now I have a couple of things. Yeah. Yeah, from metz Oconin. We called it a stupid spa freet ship for us. This is where people send us things for free, free ship for us. We didn't ask for it, he said it. We took it free ship for us. Okay. So we were talking a few episodes ago, scary love sparkling water. You called it far called fart water. I love a good bottle

water like the next person. But but sparkling water like Seltzer. Yeah, I like, not say sparkling was Seltzer like that the jaw like clubs, the bottle, the club soda, Seltzer with no sugar, just carbonated. To me, it's like water you farted it. I call it celtzer. And then I went on to talk about my favorite kind. It's called it's called Saratoga. It was in the blue bottle. Usually you get it at restaurants and stuff. And when you get the saratogas sparkling water, it makes your eyes turned red.

That's how like you kind of cringe, you make that face because it's so strong going down your throat. I love it. Well, guess what whoo pretty ship for us? Because Saratoga Brody, the president of Saratoga Sparkling Water, sent us on on fancy paper, no less a typed email. I don't think this was copy and pasted. This is an actual email that says good day, Mr Brody and Mr Jones. They put your name first because, by the way, on the shipping label from Saratoga Springs, New York at

tension David Brody and Scary Johnes. I'll be posting that on Instagram. Whatever you want. Saratoga is made just a short drive up state in beautiful Saratoga Springs, New York, and has been since eighteen seventy two. We are America's first and finest spring water, and we are proud to be made in New York. Hold on, not a sponsor, Not a sponsor, they should be. Our beautiful cobalt blue glass bottles are are a recognizable staple and many fine restaurants,

hotels in markets. They really are. It's what got me helped originally. Our bright and crisp essence flavors are the perfect alternative okay to sugary sodas David Brodie soft we get the love and kisses the president. We hope you enjoy Sarah Toga's line of products and make sure to stay hydrated. That's from A. C. Mad Core, the president of Saratoga spring Water. Thank you for it. By the way, for this spring. Let me tell you why this man is the president, Well, tell you why he's the president.

Number one, he said, appreciate for us. Number two he sent two large cases of it huge. And number three he sent me non sparkling. I got your regular spring spring water in the blue bottle. It's fantastic. And I got right, that's the that's you got the white cap, and I got the blue cap, and I got the sparkling water. So I got this. I got the blue, the blue of the sparkling. He's got the other than none.

And oh and then they sent us their flavored So now, bro, maybe you should try their their little orange or their lemon flavor. I'm okay, Well, yeah, you got something you got free for us. You and I went to the Cornor O'Brien press conference last week and we walked out with bags, and in those bags was a was a couple of giant boxes, and I thought, oh, it's who knows what it is it's craft. But no, it's free

ship for us. That's right, because you've got Cardon O'Brien. Uh, souvenirs, Codon Obrian, bobbleheads, Carnan O'Brien, dec of cards, but babble headed mug. Look at the Beats Beats. I was getting their wireless beats retail value nine. Are they orange? Yes they are. That's a good marketing. That's good marketing. Yeah. So Conan O'Brien, thank you. So like you, Conan O'Brian got free ship, and I got to ask Coda the question.

We'll play that next episode. Absolutely pump up the vine on that, so that we got free ship for us. Free ship for us. Oh, by the way, people want to know our address to send free shift for us. It's pretty sure it out. Hey guess what. Uh it's w h t z W which is the call that is of our home station Z hundred w h t z care of the Brooklyn Boys podcast, tear off David Brody. They're never gonna get to the Scary Jones, Scary Jones, David Browne, Scary Jones. Uh, third floor, No, No, it's

it's thirty two Avenue. No, no, no, thirty two sixth Avenue. Don't get fruity fancy fancy, I got where New Yorkers, it's thirty two sixth avenis. I used to get yelled at at our old building because we were also on sixth Avenue, and I would write sixth Avenue all the time, and the person in charge of the mail rooms like it's Avenue of the America hogwash, thirty two sixth Avenue, third floor, New York, New York, one zero zero one three or if one doubt either way, tend your free

ship for us. Still looking for He's sending that diet grape show to people as long as it doesn't question you a lot of money. All right. Now before we go, by the way, we need to pause here and just say, uh, this is just in from tmz um legendary Marvel comic man Um Standard is dead at the age of Yeah, it just came in. Eric's podcast is all sci fi and geek stuff. Yes, oh my god, yeah, just going to be Infinity Wars, Infinity War four hope, I'm sure.

Oh that's terrible. And you know what, now people get listen this podcast a month from now, they be like he died again. Yeah, co created my Marvel and everything. You sure, yeah? Oh yeah dead. He had about with pneumonia and he had visioned problems. Oh he's not trending yet, apparently Jaden Smith, who's who's having a gay affair that's trending but not not started with Marvel and with Jack Kirby and Steve did Go, said rest in peace, Stanley

alleged man who changed billions of lives. Yeah, you're right. We are reporting this on a podcast, um which you might be hearing months from now, but that's okay. But this is the it's just coming in right now. I'm mean, well, I'm not gonna hide it from you. So I just picked up my phone. I'm like, oh, well, I didn't want to see that note conor his memory. There's only one word that applies, and comic book fans will know what that is, excelsior. If you know what it is,

you know what it is. And if you don't know, now you know, Oh that's terrible. Yeah, uh, rant, what do you do here? I want to tell you. Yeah, it's a rant and it's okay. So I'm I don't know if I tell you, I tell the new Chinese restaurants I know. I don't know if I told you about the new Chinese restaurant. However, which one the one that by the one by me and Hoboken with uh low fat chow supposed to be supposed to be very healthy,

not giving any names, not telling. So I think I told this story Rember's in the fifteen Mite morning, so I can't remember. There was My wife was craving uh Cantonese noodle soup, right, Oh, this is the one when you stole the grape soda and said we no, no, not that place. And I didn't steal the grape soda we got she said, yeah. So I I go on Yelp and I find the top rated Cantonese noodle soup places, and one of him is in Hoboken. The reviews on Yelp are great. They look legit. I'm going there now.

You know the problem with Hoboken. You can't find a parking space. If you haven't been a Hoboken, New Jersey. It's about a six or seven or ten blocks strip on Washington, fifteen blocks. It's a wall to wall stores, restaurants, it's bars. They call it craziness. They call it a square mile city. No place, but it's very, very very congested. All right, listen, mayor relax. Not a sponsor, so you can't get a spot. Everything's like two minute parking plway zones.

You can't get a meter if your life depended on it. So one day, on a Wednesday, my wife says to me, on a Wednesday, it was a Sunday night, So I see, you know what, I'm gonna go to this place in Hoboken. It's a Sunday. The meters won't be in effect. It'll be fine. By the way, the place that you went to an excellent place. So we got. I go there. I get a spot two blocks away because it's a Sunday's still hot to park. Get the food. I'm not even gett into the fact they made mistakes. That was fine,

the food was great. Okay. On a Wednesday, my wife says, could you go there on Wednesday night? I no problem. I go. I get a spot three blocks away. Whatever. So she says to me last Saturday, this past weekend, Hey, uh, the kids really want that Chinese food restaurant. I don't blame I go, but it's a Saturday Saturday, and Hopeboken is crazy, crazy and Hopeboken. He says, all the kids really wanted They got other plans tomorrow night, can you

please go? I said, you gotta give me an hour and a half because I gotta go a half hour to drive. It's gonna take me. Who's gonna I'm not gonna find a spot, Brodie. I can't believe the thousands of Chinese restaurants they wanted to where I live on a Saturday night Chinese food. So Saturday night, the traffic is so bad. The place called me twice to make sure I still wanted the food. All the food is ready, you're coming and get it. I'm all my way. I'll

be there in fifteen minutes, twenty five minutes later. Are you sure you're coming. I'm looking for a spot. I'm circling. I'm circling now. I'm a New Yorker. I'm really good. I'm really good. I couldn't do bus a bus stop in front of the place. I'm not gonna No, I'm not putting my car in a bus stop. Two. So I'm driving around, driving, and finally I see a spot. It's on the other side of the red light. So I'm sweating. Now the light's gonna I gotta get that spot.

I get a spot right, there's a car in the right lane and I'm in the left lane and the spots on the right, so I gotta like floor it, go through the light, pull over fast, and get to the spot. So the light changes. You know, I got a fast car, alright, Chapman, and uh so I floor it. I pull over to the right and I'm a car and a half past the spot right a little further past. The blinkers on and I start backing up. I put that.

You can see the brake lights go on, and a little little car comes in behind me like they're gonna park there, So I you know, my dart charger horn. I'm giving him the horn. I'm giving him. I'm stepping on the break like bla bla bla baha. That's a horn with cocking balls. So the whole tail out of my car lights up. So I'm giving them the light. I'm giving him the horn. I stopped backing up, and they're like they're trying to like pull next to the

spot to pull in, and I see them. They don't look like they're that tough, so I'm like that, you know, I'm screaming in my car. It's raining because I don't want to spots like across the street from the place I don't want to walk. So I'm like, now, first of all, scary, am I right? I pulled over. I put the blinker on the right thing. Now I was a car and a half. That's not out of the realm of possibility. I couldn't get closer because I still had to cut that other guy off. That's not the guy.

The guy behind him is the guy who pulls into the spot. So I give him the horn on the horn horn. I rolled out the window and I give him the wave, like the funk away from my pocket space. So they sit there with their white person. The white person. They're blinking and then they're gonna challenge me. So I give him the horn a couple more times. I stopped backing like I'm gonna hit him. So they take the hint in their little car it was it was a Corolla. I think they back away and they pull around me

and they don't dare make eye contact. Weeks I looked. I gave him to look. I don't hutch the much spot. So I'm like, ha, I won. But the car in reverse back right into that spot. I don't fit by five five or six feet all that all that, I'm in the spot. I don't fit the spot. It's raining. I couldn't judge the size of the spot, but I still won. I won that spot. So I'm sitting there and I'm trying to get out of the spot that I don't fit it anymore. And the light changes, so

the cars are coming. I can't pull out. Shoot, Della parked in front of the spot, aren't. I can't get out of the spot because the cars are coming. No. Wait, the little corolla had gone around the block, and now they come by and they looked at me like, you can't fit in the spot. And I didn't look like off fitting the damn spot. And I keep trying to fit in the spot and they're looking like you're not fitting the spot. So they pull up now to where I was before and they put their blinker on. So

now I'm thinking I can't let them win. I can't get out of this spot because they're gonna take the spot. I want the spot there and square. So I sat there hoping they would drive away. They didn't drive away. Nope, they waited. The Chinese restaurant calls me a third time. Are you called up front this food? At that point? Why didn't you just say? Look, I'm right outside. Can you just give you don't have to exchange anything I did.

I said, I can't find a spot, come outside, So he says, oh, pulling to the punk bus stop will come out? See so all that I could have just parked in the bus stop. Did I tell you? No? You aren't dare to tell me? So? I parked in the bus stop. The guy comes right out, no problem. And while I'm getting the food, I look behind me the river. That son of a fitch put the spot. Dude. It's Homeboken. That's where you use bus stops for when

there's no busses. You use it for temporary parking. If I could have shrunked my everything would have taken the front an end to my cart off to get in that spot, son of a bitch, dude, I was. I was then hoping the guy in front of me would leave and I can pull in. Where are you from? Man? Come on, you know that you could have parked there. It's the bus stop, it's the bus I have to wait down a water because I'm from from Brooklyn Boys, Brock Brooklyn Brooklyn Boys, Rock Rockoley,