#60: Strippers, Jolly Ranchers & Jellyfish

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also making noise. Making noise was the sound of a mallet cracking stone crab all morning. And I gotta tell you, Brody, that is barbaric if you think about the act of what we didn't hear Joe stone Crab, the famous people from Miami to sponsor sponsor Nope, not Otherwise you're gonna make me hit that jingle. You know what, you haven't done that in a while. You've been very good, trying to be good jingles dust. I don't want to hit that jing I know. So. Joe stone Crab famous for

their stone crabs caught in the Biscayne Bay seasonally. I mean it's October to April. And the best part about a stone crab is you're not really killing the animal. You're just grabbing the claws and back they regenerate. Now. I know some people are gonna say, yeah, but you're still taking the club. Okay, no thing's perfect, but this is as close to okay for people who don't want to, you know, harm animals and whatnot. But but the barbaric

part of it, oh is taking the hamlet. They literally they send you like they so they sent us a bunch of crab claws to celebrate the opening of stone crab season. So they the shells are rocks on You can't you could not if you're another animal, like outside of a shark, like, I don't know how you would like attack this thing even think you can do it with a nutcracker. You need a mallet. And so here's what we did. You take the mallet and you basically say,

fuck you, stone crab, We're humans. We have outsmarted you. And they laid the claws out on these boards. Don't say wait, don't say wait. Well I laid the claws down, I cracked them open. You laid the claw out upside down unprofessionally. Then you took a whack at it. Okay, you know I didn't go to school for cracking crab claw.

You guys, you guys listening, you guys, you've all been to the carnival, right when they have that thing where you take the mallet and you swing it and you hit the base of it, the whack a mole, no no, and then the thing the bell goes on. No, No, the weight goes all the way up, and you like, it doesn't always hit the bell if you're not strong, but it might go up to seventy eight. Not right.

What you did was like a thirty. You took a whack at the stone crab, and the stone crab looked back and you went because it is a barbaric you would starve to death. It was like you didn't want to hurt the crab smashing it with and you're like, I'm not doing it right, and everybody else did it for you. If you hit it too hard, it cracks into a hundred. There is an art form. There is an art to hit it around a seven like boom, because if you hit it too hard then it flashes everywhere. Yeah,

hit the wall. I am a stone crab professional. Well let me tell you something I got. I got. I chewed on some of that shell and we got in my You gotta be careful the sharp speaking of which we're not speaking of it. I know you hate when to go off on tangents. You complained about that today on the fifteen minute Morning Jump. Um. I want to talk about something. A sound clip of a woman who's on the news. We need to get your ITTs in here because I need her opinion on it. You have

the clip I wanted, Yeah, I got the clip. I just was calling her in all right, So play that clip. I want you to hear. I want you to hear the way the woman is telling the story that out of nowhere, her accent changes. Listen to it. For decades Alli. In fact, it was held by George H. Bush ninety six and it's been in Republican hands ever since. But now with the changing demographic, you still have those college educated whites, you have four percent African Americans and thirty

percent Latinos. Democrats are seeing perhaps their chance if they can they can get Latinos to turn of flipping the seaton. I know they took. She took the word, and she over emphasized it. She went she she was doing her sentence and then she has Latinos. So she was speaking very she was she was speaking really like like fluent proper English, and then when the the l A t I n O S word came, she went Latinos. Now, look that woman happens to be Latino. She has she

has license to do that. She has Okay, she pronounced it properly for the way you would pronounce it if you were if you were speaking not Look, I understand it's the proper pronunciation Latinos. I just don't as a non Latino. It seems a lot of place, you know, you wouldn't do that for everybody. Like for instance, if

I was doing the story, right, I'm Jewish. If I was doing the story and I was talking about Christians, Muslims and Jews, and I was saying that she's so much voting, and I said, oh, you know, Christians or Muslims are and choose seventy three percent. That's to me, that's the equivalent, Like you're adding the ethnicity to it. Like she could have said Latinos. She could have said, but if you listen to the clip longer, she does it like five times. She's like, so that's why both

Democrats Republicans are trying to get nothing else. I've seen the opposite of that, Okay, I've seen the opposite. I've seen on Spanish television on Telemundo. You're watching a commercial and all of a sudden they're they're talking in Spanish for a serial, and all of a sudden, it's like cuckoo for Coco puffs and then in perfect that's the slogan, that's the moment that but that's the opposite. So why didn't know because some words don't translate or brand names.

You can't translate a brand name, like if Goya, you if Goya met football. It doesn't, but if it did, you wouldn't say football. You'd still say going. But so I but I what I'm saying is I'm watching Spanish TV and they're giving a sports store score and they're like, they'll say whatever, la la la la the Yankees. It's not it's just like it's like, don't say That's another thing we talked about the Spanish. We talked about this on The Big Show. They Hispanic people don't say Yankees.

They say a lot not going to put the j in. There. A lot of people who speak Spanish primarily Enkies because the y is a j sound in Spanish. But what I don't understand, and we've talked about this on the Big Show, is it it's still Yankees. But I'm making the comparison that I don't understand that you get that from that was MSNBC. Whatever you get Marian right, she's a Spanish person and she's a Hispanic person. She's a Hispanic person and she's using Hispanic word. Right. But so

how does this sound from? But how's it any different from a newscaster or commercially because Italian person talks about you. If an Italian person was doing the story and they're like, oh, I had a hamburger, I had a cheeseburger and I had chicken up on, you wouldn't say that you had chicken, Pam Jean. You wouldn't go ahead of You're just stay with that. You would just add yeah, yah, yeah, I get it. You wouldn't go right. So they're doing it. Okay,

you're at sis here, you're at sir. You have a headset yours who produces the phone for Robust in the morning show? You should know her by now. Uh. She is the co host of a podcast called Bees on the Mic on Heart Radio. Where is it now? Where can we find it? Don't SoundCloud? Uh? It's well, it's it's my podcast. If you know me in real life, you know that I curse you do. Now. You're also bilingual, and I'm not saying that you are that everybody thinks

the same way or you're definitively brought. I just want your opinion on something. Play the clip. I should have just tweaked it a a little bit at the beginning, a little long. They play the clip. Decades it was held by George H. Bush nine six, and it's been in Republican hands ever since. But now with the changing demographic, you still have those college educated whites, you have fourteen percent African Americans and thirty Latinos. Democrats are seeing perhaps

they can get Latinos to turn right. So she's having a sentence, she's, oh, if she's like white African Americans, Latinos, Yeah, I would say Latinos. I don't see a problem with it either. I don't. I don't know. I just I don't have a problem with it. It's just what does you want to say Latinos? No, I would doesn't speak with an accent normally. And as I said that, she right lingual. I'm sure she is okay, And I would say Latinos too, right, But I speak a little bit

of other languages, but I wouldn't. You know, I don't think it's wrong, but I didn't say it's wrong or in correct. I just I've never heard you slip into a an accent on a word in the middle of a sentence. Usually it's the whole sentence. Yeah, but usually I would say I would say latinos, but have been Ricky would say Latinos, but haven't you Ricky doesn't say, like, oh, she said I'm Latino. She wouldn't go I'm latin Haven't

you ever been watching Spanish TV? And when when all of a sudden the commercial comes on, like you know, it could be Spanish language, Spanish language television and a commercial for something comes on, and then I'm just gonna say, I'm not making fun of the products Spanish Spanish doctor fat laws. Yeah, ok it hit the jingle hit you were doing so well of all the names. You know, a minute ago he said cocoa puffs or something right for cocoa for coco puffs. Now when you're in here,

he slips in his his his client. I also commercial you making low. You've only been recording for like two minutes. Yeah, he doesn't take long, so I even compliments. So you hear that happening? Now I hear happened. Okay, have you ever heard me tell a story about like, oh, you know, there was a bunch of Christians, some Muslims, and some Jews, right right, But that's not a different language. I guess different inflections. It's an inflection. But you know, now I

would I think she's correct. I think I would say what if we're like, oh, you know you can you can say hello in many different languages. You know. Apple teaches me that every time I you can say hello, you can say olah, or you can say hello. No, I don't do it. I think she was just trying to be polite. I think because the Latino community wants to be called Latinos, not Latinos, Latinos. It's weird, okay. So there are people who aren't bilingual, who are of

Hispanic descent, who would just say Latinos. Yeah, well no, Ricky is not bi linguals. She only speaks English and she says Latinos. She's like, I'm a Latino. You've never says it to get credit? Do they get offended if I go to San Juan and I and I you just said don't and don't say they well, you just do. People get You're not well, you're not Puerto Rican, so I'm not as opposed to you today. Get offended if I go to San Juan and I say, oh, I'm here in Puerto Rico, or or or do I have

to say Puerto Rico. I don't think you have to say, because yeah, exactly. So if you say Puerto Rico, they're like, at least they're trying, but make it look like I'm making fun of them, because I don't want that either. I don't think they ever think you're making fun of them Puerto Rico like that. That's not the same as someone coming to New York and saying, Hey, where can I get a cup of coffee? Right? You put the accent on which, by the way, we don't say that coffee.

We don't say coffee. Um some people do, but we as New Yorkers don't. A few people. Look, it's like in Boston. Not everyone in Boston says can packed the cat. That's only a small area of southern of south of three people that I know from Boston do speak that way, so they might be from the same region of the southern part of all. So you're not offended by it, nor do you think it's wrong. I don't think. I

don't think it's wrong. It just sticks out to me so much because she doesn't have any accent but doesn't stick out to you. Well, that's the point of this podcast, isn't it. Why are they putting tomatoes in the tomato a sauce? I don't understand. That doesn't make any sense, right, So what's going on? And Be's in the Trap's on the mic, Bees on the Mike Bees on the mic. Actually tomorrow we have a new episode finally, after like we went on a hiatus because we all were going

through ship. Wait, yeah, this one. You can curse them too, but you're in New York's saying, Okay, that's how we boys. We curs a lot. Okay, I don't. I don't know. I only listen to when I'm on Dude, what I listened to Piece on the Mind? Really? Did you? Yes? I don't talk about last week. I didn't hear the new Who's the third person you have on their? Corey Corey J? Yeah? She used to be Astra's who's on K to you right now? She used to be her

producer dirt. Yeah, she's filthy. I like her. I like that, it's cool. I like listening. Like listening to it, I get embarrassed an ali I love Ali. Ali says, stuff, you go what you know? Here's the thing though, you know you think you know your coworker. It's by the way, it's yeah, it's it's the letter b aposthulous bees on the mic for SoundCloud, but it is bs like bitches bitches on the mic. He wanted to be nice be he I love it. Yeah, I love he's on the mic.

Well know, you have to go, which is why we did this right away at the beginning of the podcast. Sorry, I'm scared of I'm scared of my mom. So basically I have to go. I moved back in with my mom for a couple of weeks. How's that going. Yeah, I have I actually slept in my friend's house yesterday. One of those people that say, well you're while you're under mine on mine. If you gotta by my room, not to be home by you're the good one. I am the good one. I'm not even a stripper like

my sister, so I am a good one. We haywire and still not be I've always wanted to know about your sister. Yeah, my sister is a stripper. She still a stripper since she was eighteen. Yeah, but you know, you put a video up of you and your mom working, and I totally get when your sister do you want to plug the strip club that your sister works at the Squeeze And he was on the stage, on the stage. My sister works at the Squeeze. She does by Angel, Okay,

you don't, don't. Maybe she just want people to know he does that money money. She works at a strip club called the Squeeze. Yeah, I'm surprised you don't know about it, dude. I'm going for Freaky Friday tomorrow. All right, See it's freaky, it's see Angel. How does she do like the cages and showers in the shower? Oh, you know, I've seen TV shows. She's just started podcast. Bees on the pole, eode bees on the stage. That's I didn't hear.

I didn't hear that. Well, I should put headphones on. Listen. We should put a pole. I think of stripper pole, not stage. You come to the main stage, Angel, to the main stage, your it's his sister, to the main stage. Let's get up, gentlemen for the main stage. Angel, Angel. That's how they do. Then they played deafp not that brod you would know or anything. I watched TV shows some shog on man, that's her favorite. How Girls Girls Girls, It is her favorite. You strip me all that long?

Is the ultimate? Stripper. Girls Girls, Girls, Girls, Girls Girls is the ultimate. It's a lot strip clubs, but a lot, a lot, you know what, a lot of um rappers and a lot of hip hop and R and B artist state they make strip at least one strip club song. There's one that's like that everybody, So what's the usher? Sam Smith? Don't have one? User has one. But Sam's not a rapper. I know you. He's like, I know you gotta make your money, money, money, money money, Um

that's enough. No no, no, no, no no, that'll make you a little wayne to make you a hope. That's the one. I'm thinking. No, no, it's usher. I remember and it was three years. I can do my job here. You don't have to tweet this. We already know what the song is. Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna find it though, so we can solve it. You gotta you want me to call your mom. Google the song? Now, tell your mom. It's like, I'm no stripper. I'll come home when I want. It's the one with um. Hold on, I'll tell you

right now. I don't mind, I don't mind. Yeah, that's a great one, great song, great song. I was interning at Let's how I used to work for record label. Record label. One single, so our Cia reminds me of m c A, who is a beastie boy. But I'm gonna but the Beastie Boys reminded me of something else. Just tell Scary five minutes ago and he's gonna be mad at me. I didn't tell him. Oh, there's a band, a group of people in that that just came up to the station well down the hall, one of the

stations that you might want to say hi to. Cypress Hill. Cypress Hill is here in the building. Insane in the member. So what's the lead singer from Cypris Hills name? Oh? I don't know the names. Hold on, let's look it up. Don't tweet us, no no, don't tweet no no. There's a reason I just drawing a blind. People are screaming right now, insane in the membrane. Do you remember the song at the end? The answer is going to be no, No, I know, insane in the membrane. It's an old school

it is a classic hip hop song. These guys are in the building right now. I'll be real real, So be Real is in the building wearing a shirt that says be real on it. Really. Yeah, they're here. Shoot, I think they're done at the hip hop station. What are they doing here? They've been doing doing an interview with hip hop station. I don't know why they're I'm exciting one on the flam boy yet that him and the fan. When I coming slam, I feel like this is enough. Sam, don't back meet the tank top one

like gender. The lights are blinking. I'm thinking it's all over. When I go, I'll drink oh like at my mind slow. I want to give you guys a little bondest scenes or pull the curtain back Black Nails. That songs from the nineties, right from the nineties Scary but Yeah, I didn't know. They's been a fan of that song for twenty years. And whenever we play it on the on the other strand show, Scary and Scary will sing those exact words. He has not learned the other words to

that song. The only sings the words fall on the four words, the just word. Just then he knows that one dam right. And then Sam noticed when he stopped. Any type of scary in the twenties has been on this show that Alas plays that song. He already sings those words, and it's never made an attempt to get the other words because I'm not gonna mumble learn the words. There's like dot Com I do, I love Genius and I do like how like House of Pain. I know

all the words to that song. You know, jump around? Yeah, jump up, jump up? There are are there any songs in your life that you for I know you're on that for years. You knew you you thought you knew the lyrics, but you didn't live the lyric. You didn't care, and you just kind of saying what you thought you heard. Yes, Um, it's a song with Jylo and jar Rule. When she says, he says, what's I said? And then I said, I used to say, um, are you ready? And it's are

you Ellie? Oh? I didn't know that it's are you ready? I thought I thought it was are you ready? But she says are you Ellie? Yeah? Like job Rule? Are you Ellie? What's Ellie Rule? Are you Eli? Are you? Oh? Are you Eli? Yes? No? Idea just oh oh my god, Yes, you're serious. Serious. By the way, you're schooling a lot of people right now. Because I thought she said, are you ready? I know she says, are you she's spelling out his fucking name. He says, what's my mother name?

I thought I have epiphany. I totally see that song so different now. I thought she was like, are you ready? Like you're ready? Are you kidding me? I'm glad, I can throw your mind. No, I'm gonna I gotta pull that up. Oh yeah. I would always say, are you what's the new song? All the Stars Closer? I thought she was saying, oh my god, soldiers sounded like yeah, yeah, oh god, so we're here, Oh my god? You jump ahead and out top ahead, It's right? Are you already?

Happened the first song? It's probably edited because out yeah, yeah, what's my motherfucker name? We don't have that? Wait here it is? Are you there? I thought it was are you ready? This all side? Are you Ellie? Are you? It was like Ellie like like like Ellie Golding, who's coming up? By the way, this stro morning, Sean Monday? What's the day to Monday? On Monday? The five Monday in fat Because I don't know when you listen to this pot right, really, because now that's all you hear.

Now you're like, that's what she's saying. But when you're you know, I don't know if you know this Jennifer Lopez, she's Latinos think well, but she's Latino. She's all Latina. Hey, I got a question for you while you're here. You have a lot of friends that are entering the workforce now or just being in the last couple of years. Do any of them work in offices that have that open format? You know, I'm talking about actually a lot of records labels, not every it's called an open floor plan.

Just it's like a giant room. We have that up on the all the digital guys. Yeah, all it's like and it's just like long tables and you know, but some people are sins can keep on eye on everybody. You can't make a phone call. Wait a second. Some people sit on these fucking bouncy balls. Other people have like these psych stand up computers. Right, do you think that that um people get less or more work done

in those environments. They get more work done just because they feel like they're pressured they have to do it. Then you can see the guy next to you is doing more works. It's like a competition because they also do things like that. Why they have those It's like being in a classroom, like you have to compete with all the other kids in class. Yeah, so they it's more productive. You think it's more productive. Can't make a phone call, you can't play games on your computer. I thought, okay,

I've heard no porn, you can't watch porn. I've heard people that from the opposite way, the opposite standpoint, and that is you get less work done because there's a lot of chattering going on and it becomes a big click and everybody's just it becomes that Google hangout pretty much to the detention table. Yeah. Yeah, they send you to the other side. But when you have all these distractions and everything's Lucy Goosey, it's not at that point the way Lucy Goosey to the main stage, Lucy goose

mainstage on the pole um. Yeah, no, that you don't get You don't have time to get distracted because you have to do things from nine to six. You have an hour lunch. What's that like? I don't know, all right, I was wondering one of the things I wanted to bring up today because the article came out. They said more and more officers are moving to the open floor plan as opposed to well, especially with private officers where you can't see in what's going on there. That's why

they're doing it because people don't want that. You know, people have like lock button buttons under their desks. Tell you, we have offices on the fourth floor of an office. You know, I have a second office, and all the offices up there have glass walls and a glass door. There's no privacy, Like you can't close the door and be like okay, I need a minute. You still get to see right in. Like so I have a soundproof

at least I don't know. But so we have a desk where you can see the feet, like even the desk isn't closed. So if I want to take a nap, I gotta put like a big box in front of the desk to block me. Then I like make like a little pillow like trying to get under the desk and take a nap. You don't take naps here, being I'm telling you, I do know. You guys know, on Tuesdays and Thursdays worked at like eight o'clock, So if I'm working fifteen hours, I sometimes I need to just

shut my eyes for hat. But you can't shut your eyes at your desk because and people take your picture through the window. You can't do that, right with all the pranksters around this place, people like, okay, taking a nap. Now, it's like, let's get picture on my story story. Yeah,

let's show the boss. Well that's crazy because I I really you know, with with these with the closed format situations, people say that, well you know that that that puts a separation and that makes people it's too private, And it's not that that's not good anymore. You can't do that terrible. That's why I do this for a living. You're just part of a company basically, right, a minion? Okay, all right, I'm just I just wanted to get your take on that. Audios. No, hold on, that's I'm being polite.

How about goodbye? I don't think okay as a Spanish person, As a Dominican person, I don't say, what do you say? I'm like chow? Sometimes how is not even a name? A Spanish word? Yeah, I'm like chow. I don't say is not a really do I say? Or maybe? Actually I say bye bye, I say ma hollow sometimes hollows. No, No, it's not it's not Hebrew. It's not hollowow hank ten hollow. No. By the way, my my, my Hebrew accent is always an old guy. It's always all right. It is Angel

working tonight because I might stop by Angel works. You got changeing with ten. I think she works Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Welcome to the weekend. Angel to the main stage. Chel Jel the Squeeze and Hoboken. Hey, if you tip whoever's listening to this and you tip my sister twenty bucks, you read, don't finish that sentences. What're you gonna say? You better write the name your it's on it because she's like, what the F and I just want to trink her. Hey, Hey, can here, let me put this

in your g strink. This is from your sister, now taking the main stage. Your it says Sister Angel, Ladies and gentlemen, and mostly gentlemen, you can give it up for a no, alright, let me start the suns. Come on, guys, show your love, show some appreciation. Make it rain, gentlemen, make it rain for Angel on the stage. Tiffany. Tiffany get a side stage left, Tiffany, Oh, angels leaving the main stage. Oh, she's going into the sham made room for this song for the sun only. We've got ten

dollar privatedances, ten dollar prevedences for the song. Thanks guys. Mollow. I can't believe that she admits it. She comes clean with it. She yeah, this is a stripper. And oh, by the way, she's loved to plug her gig. Listen, being a stripper is a legitimate profession. I'm not taking anything away from it. But usually that's the that's the family secret. That's not something that you just at the time that we're recording this podcast, and uh, they're cool

with it. I mean, our mom's not thrilled, but she's making a living. Listen. Is she's making that that that loot, that green that lettuce, that cheddar, that cheese? Then who cares that she's making it those gold chocolate coins? I really wanted to she's gonna finish the sentence. Well, let me tell you, if if you were to tip my sister write my name on it, she gets ten percent. Uh can we talk about what you did a litt while ago before we got in here. Sure, So was it? Wait? Wait?

Was it food related? I know? Oh my god. So we were supposed to start recording an hour and twenty minutes ago. Usually you're always like down the sales floor closing deals. This time I got called into some things. I got pulled in. Then I came in. I got pulled in this uping else we couldn't start right away. So I was talking to the program director about something and you were standing outside his office giving me the

dirty look. We gotta go, we gotta go, yeah, because we gotta upload this because last last week we didn't post this till three o'clock. What's up, guys? No podcast? People are yelling at by the way, we love that you love the episodes. We're not something like the sooner we get in the studio to set down the recording. This damn thing the sooner that we push it up. And but they got the bonus episode fifty nine to hold them over. An extra couple of people chopping at

the bit. I have people texting right now. Well, we'll get to that because I have something to say about that too in a minute. Hold on, so you're giving me the look to look to look, I tell the boss. I gotta go, even though he still needed to talk to me. I said, I'll talk to you later. Scary needs to record you say to me, Come man, we gotta go. I gotta call a guy. Gott Yeah. He gave me the teeth like come on, man, not angry, but like serious, like no, no kidding around now. So

we walk. I don't know fifteen feet. Joe stone Crab legs that Joe stone Crab. In Florida they known for two things, stone crab and key Line Pie, named after Keyla uh yeah, he Lin pie. Key West right, key West, Florida is where it was born. Right, And so there's a key Line Pie sitting on the counter. True, key Line pie is not green. It's actually that's great, and here it's white. Your head spun to the left. I think maybe you hurt your neck. You could have snapped

the vertebrae. Key Line put the pie. Joe stone Crab is the best. You're like ke Line Pie and you put your fork in the pie and start eating the pie right out the pie the pipe. I did not put the fork in. You put the fork. There was no fork. What you put in there was a knife. You put the knife the knife. No, the knife was

in there. I cut myself a little mini sliver. Right then I made the awful mistake of trying to because it has a Graham Cracker crush, So I tried to slide my fingers under the Graham cracker and take the pie with me. Now I was looking around and there was no plate to put the pie in. So Mike with one fell swoop, right, thank you, one fell one fell swoop. I tried to put the whole thing in my mouth. So what's the problem. My problem is you're in such a Harry, such Harry such sorry he line

pie kiln pie. I mean, the world's got a start for key line pie. Stand that you shouldn't You should have found the pie while I was talking to the boss so that my meeting wouldn't be interrupted. You could have, like, you know, key line pie, your face it? Okay? Can we talk about your November November no? No? No, yes, right, um, you're November size versus your springtime size. Of course, so we had to order was it was a Halloween custom It was a Halloween costume. Okay. So Scary is not

alone in this. We all do this. We all put on weight in in the in the spring and the fall in the winter, well, the end of spring, fall and winter right, basically the end of summer forward the second spring. I meant end the summer right and then fall winter because and then in the spring scary does the doctor mentioned dor fat loss and just just for the story, let get away with that. January. January, in the middle of winter, you start eating very healthy. It's

a full body. It's a full details, including your nutrition, the problem you the mistake you made. So we were picking the sizes out for a Halloween costumes. I know its size I am because I'm I'm for the most part, I'm in between a large and extra lodge in most things, so I'm either if a large runs big or extra lodge runs small. But if I just get a regular extra lodge, it's usually too big, and if I get a regular lodge it's too small. I'm sort of in the middle, so I always I always go larger just

in case. But you fluctuate between a medium and medium large. It used to be extra large. You're very pressed that you have stayed out. I've stayed out of the extra large range, thank god. I'm sort of like a third end sometimes anyway, so you ordered your spring summertime size costume. Yeah, and you were thinking spring summer, but you should have been thinking fall winter. This is true because my costume, which I told you last week, is a ron Burgundy Anchorman,

a beautiful looking, costs great costume. It's an actual suit. It's a polyester suit. So you got it, and it runs true to size. And that was my mistake. Most Halloween costumes run big, so and I thought I was getting like a pair of elastic pants, which you get the child, you know. Yeah, not no such luck. I mean they wanted this is like a hard thirty four, thirty four, thirty six, thirty eight. It was just like that. So I said, mam, let me see if I can

get into the thirty fours. Yeah, the thirty four sort of. And then that was the medium, and it was it was just a little snug, so I went and went for the large. Yeah. Yeah, So what your point is? My point is we just have to be cognizant of the calendar. Yeah. So we're in fourth quarter, now, fourth quarter, skiy, come February March. You're not shoving key line playing you in your mouth. I'm like the stock market flux. It's very volatile right now with all the candy and the

food that's in here. By the way, I'm surprised that nobody's brought in it. Brought in their leftover Halloween candy. Okay, I'll be doing that tomorrow because my kids need a day to pick through what they don't like. So last night I'm sitting on the couch with my laptop. That means I'm not going to see any chocolate, because a chocolate So my kids are very particularly what they like

what they don't like. Really, yeah, superbody, I'm chocolate. I'm sitting on the couch with my laptop watching television, getting the work done for the show, and one of my kids comes over and says, all right, these are the ones I don't like and dumps them on me all over the laptop. And it was I knew what I was getting. Like, you don't get the recent peanut butter cups. Oh no, no, no, I'm not gonna see those in here. No, you get the almond joys in the mounds. Kids don't

like those. Okay, if you were a kid and you liked him, or your kid likes him, I'm saying in general, Tom I'm gonna see any twigs or kick cat you. I got kit cats, I got I got, I got Snickers. Well, I got caramel milky Way. They didn't want any part of that. Yeah, I hate milky Way, you keep I got air heads. I hate anything that's not chocolate. I got taffy. No, no, nothing, No. I don't want sticks stick to your teeth stuff. You don't like that laffy, taffy,

none of it. I don't like anything that's just like overly sugared. That's just pure sugar and not chocolate. I need chocolate. Yeah, when we get donuts here, you put full donuts in your mouth at the same time you're talking about you don't like sugar. I don't like sugar in a form of rock candy. I don't like hard candy. Sugar like Jolly Ranchers, lollypops does nothing for me. Johnny was saying that the day on our Big Show that

she hates cotton candy. I agree, it's just fucking fluff sugar. Okay, say something not a sponsor, Jolly Rancher can go fund themselves. I'm telling you right now, Jolly Rancher, sticking up your ass as as a as a. I'm telling you why people have twice in my life. I made a mistake. I gave it another shot. I gave Jolly rancher shot. It fucked me the second time. Watermelon a cherry, watermelon. I'll tell you why I like watermelon. I enjoy watermelon,

watermelon flavor. Then taste a damn thing like watermelon. No, it tastes, it has a specific taste, but it isn't watermelon. It's it's it's it's their watermelon, but it's not watermelon. So I was like, I waited a number of years. I got a little older, and I was like, oh, watermelon candy, that sounds good. I forgot. I tried it again. Fuck you, it's not watermelon. It's not Jolly rancher. My ass that that rancher is not jolly. Go get yourself watermelon next time. I know you may you like I

love Jolly Rancher. You do because you like that taste. But it's not watermelon. Cherry is not bad, but I don't prefer it as saying nobody buys the cherry. It's like Man of Chevits when you buy the wine for the holidays, it's Jewish wine. You've had man of chefs have, but I don't buy it. Hold on, but I don't really drink it. All right, it comes the standard, man of Chevit's flavor is grape, right, because it's great. It's it's it's red wine, but it's grape. It's like grape

juice with alcohol. That's what the Jews like. It. Pass over my people, all right. However, like twenty years ago, fifteen years ago, they came out with like BlackBerry flavor, um cherry, alternate like mixes like grape cherry. Right. I made the mistake once of buying a flavor other than grape to bring somebody's house. They basically said, fuck you, jolly, ranching me with their eyes. How dare you come to our house on the on the on a holy day

like Paco, which is the great British the devil. You don't. Here's what you do. You couldn't bring cherry, but you better bring the grape. Also, you know, whatever your customs, you notice, one thing you gotta bring in, one thing you gotta bring the right thing. You got a Italian house, you bring that is that these things you bring, right, that's right. If you're gonna bring the ring gels, you

gotta bring the marshmallow twists. Right. It's like just like if you go to someone's house who's a vodka drinker, you can't just come with like vanilla vodka. You gotta bring him vodka and then oh, by the way, the guy's a hardcore something. But you can't give like the fruity, like the alternative and go like, oh, I brought your charity. So if I walked in with peach like rock peach, you're out to a vodka drinker, like a hardcore old

school in the freezer. I'm from, you know, the old country during vodka, you don't bring them pet like like I have friends with a Russian, you don't bring them peach vodka. Hit you over the head with it. Right, whatever culture you're what, you're listening, whatever, you know, there's that thing, but you don't bring your like you're Irish. If I bring to my friend Rob, he's a bartender, he's Irish, you bring him jamison. That's it. You don't.

You don't bring him like ship whiskey. You bring him jamison. Otherwise he didn't want it. So if I'm buying you pizza, I don't start here. Here's a vegetable. Yeah, don't bring me Domino's or vegetables Domino's, all right, but the peppers and onions pie, right, But that's I'm just saying. When listen, if you're not Jewish, you made me to understand, and you're like, I'll bring the wine. I can tell a funny story. I think you you can tell about my kids,

about my cousin who I love. My cousin married someone who's not Jewish, A great guy. Uh so so he's ay um, yeah, he's a hum means he's a people. He's a boy. I think it's an uncomfortable it's not a yeah, that would be that the Spanish, right, okay, back to the Spanish. Hispanic person. Spanish person means they're from Spain, all right, it would be well so is okay, Goya is not from Spain. I don't know where it's from.

And then okay, don't tweet me. Look, okay, okay, so everybody, because he doesn't want to be treated you and don't tweet me. Line. People get a kick out of that, and then some people this guy everybody hold on. Everybody tweets me right back to everybody. You know that Okay, my cousin, my cousin's husband, I think may have been our boyfriend at the time, because he wanted to fit in and bring something for Passover. He didn't want to bring many Chevit's he's a beer drinker. He's Scottish, he

loves loves beer. Unrelated yeah, yeah, he's a much bigger drinker than the people in my family. Single malt or double wault. I don't know. I don't drink. I don't know. So he brought beer, but he brings a six pack, which is a little unusual to bring to a Passover dinner. Not that he's shouldn't, but it's just an unusual So so everyone's like, oh, beer, interesting, and he goes, don't worry. It's like it was a brand. It was called wine Hard's Red, and he goes, wine Hard sounded Jewish, so

I picked it up. I get points for that. He was trying to he was trying to blend the cultures. He's trying to blend his beer drinking culture to the to the Jewish allowed to drink beer on that day, Well, no, because it rises, Well it's got in it, which is another reason why he technically shouldn't have brought beer to a pass over dinner because but heally, technically it's got hops and barley and it's sort of like a bread product ish sort of thing. I know the rules. You know,

we just sidetracked, gusels. What were we talking about, by the way, by the way, by the way, yeah, by by the way us into an hour and a half. We have tort it was yesterday to do a half hour podcast. What was the original topic? Who the hell knows? Oh that you're you're fat now and you won't be fat later. No, that wasn't it. Okay, how do we get on to that key line pie before? And how you you were distracted by the key line pie? You

had to do the podcast? Boom boom bo that I should write things down if we take a detour, I have to write down the least I think people should have, like a map like the show. So there was a cartoon that used to be in the newspaper. I don't think it's around anymore, called Family Circus. It's there, it's still there. Jeffy yeah, yeah, yeah. And what one of the things they do is they'll show him with like Andy jeff with pile. Right, there's a little bit of

parlor his face, and then that will go. I thought you were going to plan of swings, had you get pine in your face, and there'll be a map of the swings, and then like the bathroom and then the school yard, and then the pizza place, and then like little footprints show where he went. I feel like it would be crazy for people to do that for us, Like how the hell we go from one topic to another?

Because we do We don't really, we don't plan the stream of conscious Yeah, well, like let's talk about shoes go and that's like telephone, like the end of the line. You don't know what that was. The first person said, yeah, so we we lost our train of thought. Yeah, that's okay. Okay, So speaking of train of thought, I want to talk about the woman who drove through my leaves. I don't know if I did it last week? Did I do that? That sound familiar? You did? I think I mentioned it.

I talked about it. I don't know if you talked about it, but you definitely teased it. Okay, because I'm setting somebody up for I got someone to screw somebody over that. In a minute, Halloween, let's say Halloween real quick. You live in an apartment building. I live in a house, and we talked about this on yesterday's episode, the episode fifty nine bonus episode. You live in an apartment building and you have to sign up if you want people to ring your belt. And you don't sign upbody bring

your belt. So I live in a house, and my living room is the main room in the front of the house with the big picture window. And so when I'm on the couch, I could you could if you came up the steps to my porch, you could probably see me on the couch. Are you? Are you the creepy man with sticking his head through the blinds to see what those crazy kids are doing outside on the blinds. I'm like, no, I don't do that. Okay, So on Halloween, uh, I don't. I can take or leave it if the

kids come. But I think I told you I live on a cul de sac, right, And so what happens is they don't come to our block till the end, and all the kids who live on the block will come by like all right, we're almost done, let's just do the block, okay. So we got like a big bucket of candy, more than what normally comes to the house just in case you don't want to run out. And then uh, I had extra candy from We brought all the candy home from here, a lot of candy

in house. I brought home that great bucket of you on Earth. They are a sponsor, but I just happened to bring the bucket home. I have all this candy. So part of me was like, I don't like what. I don't wannybody to ring my bell because I had work to do. But I remember what it's like to be a kid. You wanna wanna be nice. But I was thinking, great, if nobody rang the bell, I just want to I want to do my work. Can eat this candy and make it all leftovers? Well, no, we

we don't put out there. We don't buy candy. We likes that's the that's the key. You buy candy you wouldn't eat, not that it's not good, but we'll buy the chips. We don't like the individual bags. Oh so this way, you guys don't eat it. I don't particularly care for um. What do we have? We we had um Um skittles. No, we all love skittles. We had Starburst. I don't like the red and pink ones, and then we had oh uh something ike and ikes maybe I don't remember sucks. No, No, we have we had some

other stuff. I don't want to mention anything because we have a lot of sponsors. No, I like putter fingers. So we had a bunch of stuff that I could take or leave, like, oh, I can eat it, but I won't go crazy. But if I bought like a ton of peanut butter cups, I'm gonna eat them all. I'm not giving those away. What kind of people give those away? How many did you have to have in your house to give him away to everybody comes to the house. Those are too good. Oh, speaking of Reese's

peanut butter cups, I was so mad. I was watching I was watching Stephen Colvert as I do every night, and he had Sarah Jessica Parker on last night night before I watched him out of Water Maybe, and Sarah Jessica Parker says her favorite candy is Reese's. Oh yeah, And then STEVENS. Colbert, who I love, says, oh, you like the re season and she goes, oh, I put him in the fridge and put him the freezer man. It was named guy named Reese. It's Reese apostrophe s Reese's.

They're his pieces. And we've talked about this on this podcast. But you know what people get Pennsylvania. So the question is that no one can answer really other than Stephen Colbert. Stephen called me, Stephen, Will you being polite? Because you know me Elvis does the same thing? Will you repeat it the right way? Oh? You love Reese's but you don't. But he' she's a guest on his show. So was he said it again the way she said it? But was he patronizing her? No? No, no, no, no, no,

he wasn't patronizing. I think he was being polite. I couldn't tell if he was being polite or he says it that way because he's from South Carolina and maybe when he's from there. And that's the end of that story. You have a seven year old daughter and she's like Reese's pecs. That's adorable. Right, you're an adult. Come on, now, it's es pieces. What were we talking about? Exactly? No, mail can I s fish my story? We hold on.

Nobody came to my house last night. Nobody, So the whole night I'm going hope nobody comes hope nobody comes. Then to to night, nobody came, and I'm like, which somebody came. I don't want to give it him the whole box, like take everything. Well, no one came to my house either, But then again, I didn't put my name on the sign up sheet. But you said yesterday you were like, oh, I'll just put the whole bucket out on a system. Take the whole bucket and take

the bucket, you know. I I put out the candy the way we give out T shirts on this show, invisible candy for everyone. By the way, we need to wort a more invisible link. Yeah, we sent that a lot of shirts. Lest Yeah, I did get it. Yeah, somebody did say that they're waiting for their invisible shirt. Hasn't gotten there yet. Yeah. I reminded everyone best comedy podcast.

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and paste, all right. So speaking of tweeting, and you can do what your Facebook page. I got double band this week from what so and don't ask. I'll never tell you, but I you know, I have a Twitter account that I use for when I want to, you know, let lose some people a little bit or I want to talk about you have account, you know? Yeah, but no, given my it's my account where I tweet. This b's venting account. We talked about this on a previous episode.

I know this, right, So this is the one that I have where I tweet things that as a member of our morning show, it probably shouldn't be speaking like that, but you do. When your troll account, it's not a troll account, it's all account. No, I don't troll people. I just tweet like a tweet. But it's called a troll account. No no, it's my alternate account. It's my it's my it's the real David Brodie. No no, no,

it's it's the dark side of me. Anyway, I may have I may have used some words in a tweet at someone that we're not appropriate, and I got the You've been blocked for twenty four hours. Um, oh you your account got blocked completely, not by the person. No no, no, no, no no. Twitter Twitter flagged me. So Twitter flagged me about three weeks ago. How does that go? So you with your three screen changes and says the tweet you posted, and it shows you the tweet and says violates our

standards and it's oh wow. So they rub your nose in it and then they say sorry, So what do they that dare slap on the rid? No no, no, no no no. So yesterday, two days ago, two days ago, I was in a really bad mood and somebody, listen, I'm a happy person. I'm not joy anyway. By the way, ladies and gentlemen, this is as joyful as he gets. So somebody's an hour and a half because I don't he spends with me is half happiest because other than it's just downhill from me. Once once we hit stop

on the podcast. So I tweeted something that was it was over the top. Now I said it to be funny, but I was, like, I said something like, let's just say, oh um, I haven't said this in a while, You're an asshole something like that. Like I was being funny, but I meant it to someone. There's some guy right, Yeah, anyway, I got barred for a week a week on that account. Could you read the tweet to us? No? No, I can't. Can you subout names? So we don't know what you're

talking because I wouldn't want it. Find a bowl alight? I deleted it. But ship floats? So so then yesterday? No, what's today? Today? Thursday? So when you do it again, was it? Is it more like? Okay, now you're banned for a month. Do they punish you? I have no idea, no idea, no, but I crissed. I guess they felt. I don't think it was that bad, but it was like a tongue in cheek thing. But I used the

dirty word. Okay, anyway, so I'm no. No. On Tuesday on Facebook, I put up a post that was completely it was a news story, and I wrote something about voting. I tweeted this on my regular account. What I said was, and I'm I'm not getting political one side or the other. I said, I saw a story on in on a website, on a news, a reliable news website, and I've seen it on the news that less than forty of college students and millennials are going to vote. Most twenties someomethings

are not going to vote. They're not motivated, they don't love a candidate, they don't they both suck all those all those excuses that don't hold any water. And they said was because old people always vote right. They vote like right, seventies, eighties, nineties. They go because they know they've lived long enough, they know how important voting is, and that old people, God love them, we all love our grandparents are making decisions in life by voting for

young people. But isn't that how the system has always been because young people don't vote right, But that's that's always been the king. In the nineties and eighties MTVS Rock the Vote, they were always trying to encourage young people that the problem is when you're twenty something, you don't see the long term. You just want to down

the government. Politicians are criminals. Here's the thing. All diseases are bad, but if you have a choice between the chicken pox and cancer, you better choose chicken pox because if it's cancer, you're gonna be pissed. So don't get caught up in I don't love either disease. I don't feel you gotta vote. You gotta vote. You can have at least you got a shot. You gotta hope for

the best. But if you don't vote, the oldest of us are gonna determine what your college loans are like, what your health insurance is going to be like, what your minimum wage is gonna be like. And if they're gonna vote for people who are all about old people stuff, the money is gonna go to the old people's stuff.

You're not gonna get shipped. So my post was, hey, twentysomething's go vote on November six, because it's easier and you won't have to march on November seven when you don't like the results of the like, don't go march after the election. If you didn't vote, don't go march. You know, I gotta march because I don't like the way things. You didn't vote, you should have voted, You shouldn't march. You had your shot. Now if you vote and it doesn't turn out to what you want, you

go march all you want. But given the chance, scary, would you rather vote or march in the cold? I'd rather just like sit home and get The point is, I don't want to get like it's a positive me. So I posted this article from a reliable news source and I put basically what I just said. I post it, and I get a warning from Facebook you may not be aware of it and snug fault of your own.

I'm sure it wasn't on purpose. You violated the terms of service and Facebook and this this post has to come down immediately and you're barred for twenty four hours from making a post or like you got you got banned from that. No, so so you got barred from Twitter and face. So I take the post down. But I look at it and I go, did I say anything? Did I say anything political? No? I said you should vote. So I put it up again. It got flagged again. So do we know why I got flagged? No idea?

So I put up third time, like an hour later, and I guess whatever nerd is sitting there looking at posts or whatever the system keyword is looking for whatever, it didn't take it down. So I'm like, all right, well, because you know the climate, everyone's like block black black blah block. Okay, So yesterday, yesterday, I'm in. I'm on a group website where I don't even live, right, it doesn't matter. It's one of the town websites where someone I know lives asked me to join it to help

them with something, right whatever. There's an old person asked me to find him something like a plumber. So I joined it so I can help them find a plumber. So I get a notation that somebody commented on something I had posted, so I thought, oh, maybe it's a plumber recommendation. So I go on and I don't know it. It took me to a post that I made about something unrelated to anything, and it turned into long after I had posted on someone else's thread. It turned very political,

right Like. The conversation was like, oh, does anyone know any pizza places? What is something innocent? And I commented on it. But then someone else said I don't go into that pizza place because there this type of political people. And then it got ugly. So I got notified, Oh, somebody commented on your post. So I thought, oh, someone's got a pizza place recommendation in that town that I

don't live in. Well, it was some guy saying horrific things about a certain religion, so you know me, I commented, and I'm like, dude, you know you're a little bit of course condemning an entire religion for one thing you don't like That one person didn't happen, right, I was like, no, I shouldn't have gotten into it. But I was like, oh, I'm gonna fix the world. And I commented that. He got back at me with like nasty, vile, you know, awfulness. So I wrote back and I said, you know, come on, now,

you don't need to do that. I was. I was trying to be educational and polite and give examples and analogies, and we do. You can't teach stupid. So at some point he said something to me, and I said, well, I gotta be honest with you. You're coming off a little racist something like that. I said something like, all right, so you're you're not this, you're racist because clearly everything you say is racist. He get back at me and cursed me. Whatever, that's it. I washed my hands of it.

Ten minutes later, I get you're blocked for twenty four hours for this post. And it was the post when I said he was racist. They blocked. He reported me or someone reported me for using inflammatory language, which I did not use because I said you're racist. It wasn't like I was insulting the guy. He's actually racist. I got flagged. So for twenty four hours, I can't I couldn't post on Facebook. I couldn't even like something. Why would you block me from likings? I know why they did.

I'm just saying so I couldn't like, I couldn't put a picture up. I couldn't do anything because I used inflammatory language on Facebook. My point is they're cracking down, which is good, but I think they're over cracking. That's my point. I I'm just gonna put up pictures of avocado toast. That's what I do. I I don't. I can't relate to any of this. What you're saying. This this last five minutes to me has just been like

what are you talking about? What my point was? I don't go The thing is like, I don't think me or most of the people that listen to this podcast, I don't really really get flagged for anything. Okay, if you lived in I don't think because I don't think we go down on this road. I don't think we inflammatory language. I mean, my life is my You see what I put on my instant story. It's me hanging out at the freaking Halloween parade in stupid costumes. It's

me going to restaurants. It's focusing on food and just having fun and me living my life. Right. I don't. I don't go on to try and teach people anything because you did. You not get attacked on Instagram this week. It's it's been one year and out the year you got attacked on Instagram this week for what for your candles? Was that Elvis? That was Elvis? Elvis? Yeah, got attacked putting for putting something up on on Instagram. He was put he put up I'm not. Didn't you don't have

a problem with it, do you know? I'm no, but I'm offended that he got attacked for it. And Dandy put up a picture a co host and she got attacked for. Now let's say, okay, so let's say you put something up that for no reason should you be attacked for but someone attacked you. Yeah, but you wouldn't say it's coming from a different place. Thought. Elvis was doing this in the in the name of entertainment. Let

me explain what he did. He found He was in Santa Fe and he found, uh, a candle with Cardi B predressed all sexy on a It was a prayer candle, it was. It was just Cardi B all sexy, it was. And he put it up on his Instagram and then they were half the people loved it and but it was funny. In the other half decided to, uh, you know, just say that it was sacrilegious and then he should take it down. Those people that's had to take it down, they win the argument because he took it down. And

I'm like, what did you take it down for? You? They're a bunch of snowflakes, right, snowflakes. I'm sorry. What the fund is wrong with putting up a picture a candle of Cardi being? What is wrong with producing It's a piece of wax. It's a piece of wax that has her picture on it. It is not associated with religion, It's not. It's a candle. It is a candle. What is a different shape of candle with the same picture would it have? I didn't see the picture. It wasn't

blatantly was there a cross on it was? There wasn't. It was just a candle. But the kind of ship that bothers me, there's people are a bunch of assholes, so the way that that bothers you, but you see, But no, but there's a difference to you. You're you're driving the lane, You're you're you're you're inciting, You're you're pushing. I'm being, you're being I'm being react to some stupidity

I was going on on the internet. I was reacting this stupidity on the internet when someone and someone comes off blatantly racist and offensive, especially I'm not gonna say these times, but especially this week, the last two weeks in this country. That got me. So I commented because it affected me, and I said, that's really that's that's what we're talking about, Cardi B versus your issue. I'm

talking about. That's point was that the point, my only point was I wanted to I wanted our audience to know that I've been blocked twice on two platforms, and I wanted you to understand why because I don't think either one. Well, the Twitter one was just the Facebook one was not justified. I put up a news story. I got blocked for twenty four hours, and then I called the guy a racist who was a racist. I should get that. I don't get involved in ship like that.

That's what I'm saying on the parade round. And I'm just having fun posting pictures of you know, like freaking eight foot whole light up robots and the Halloween get it. But but when when it comes to you know, wh when it comes to Elvis putting up something that's pop culture and funny or Gandhi her her costume for Halloween was Ariana Gandhi hold on and you know, and she

has to like deal with people that were offended by that. Uh, that's the ship that bothers me because we're just happily going along our merry way, just spreading love and fun and humor. And that's when the snowflake thing comes in for me. Things for issues like that, Like it wasn't like Elvis put a put a picture of It wasn't a candle. It wasn't It wasn't Cardi being nailed to a cross. That would have might that might have been sacrilegious. But it was a piece of wax that burns like

any other piece of wax. It was a candle, and and he was I get bullied pretty much into taking it down. Google it. There's nothing wrong with that. Wired people so fragile. Hold on, was it this one that's the one that's borderline right there? No, it's not. I don't think that's the specific one. It's similar, Okay, this one she's dressed as a nun. No, no, no, no, that wasn't that one. She's holding a bottle of a Cardi. That one may cross the line? Was it this one?

For ten dollars on that? Hold on this one? I think that might have been it? Alright. The point is there's nothing religious about it's it's a symbol of a religion. When it's when it's got like Marrian it or what. It's in your own fucking head. That's the problem. It's it's in people's own heads. The problem. The issue is with the person there was there was being a snowflake. I feel like I don't have to walk on eggshells for anybody. I feel like I don't. I think, and

and it bothers me. This goes under my that poor Gandhi she had to you know, she was like deal with she had to deal with trolls. And you know the thing about the trolls, some of them were of Indian descent that were trolls, and they were offended for there was doing what we call a costume mashup, like for instance, if you go as the Pillsbury dough boys in red vests, it's the red velvet. Come on, you can do it, Brodie, You're okay, You're Pillsbury dough boys

and a bunch of Pillsbury dough boy and ron Burgundo. No, it's the greatest domen. You had said that the carnival looking like Jackman. The point is that is called a costume mashup. Arian Ariana Grande and Gandhi decided to Ariana Gandhi. It's a mashup of her name and not really her name. The point Gandhi, the religious figure Gandhi is her great great grandfather. Yes, it's her family. Yes, if I did it,

I would get the outrage. I get it. But she's a fan ariana grande and obviously a fan of But my point is that's and that's when I jump into the conversation. But when I have issues, that's when I have issues when people are trying to spoil the fun we've talked about when you talked about there's levels of being offended. Right, something could be a one or two offensive, and then if you make everything at ten, then the tens don't stand out anymore, and then you lose sight

of them, and then you're like, oh, I'm offended. You're like, okay, boy, cried wolf, you offended everything? No, No, but this time, really I'm offended. This is a ten. Oh yeah, like the last time. You've got to focus on what's really offensive, so that if something gets done about it. Right, if you're worried about a Halloween costume instead of what happened in Pittsburgh, you've got a problem, Like there are real racial problems in this country. If you Gandhi, it's not

really where you're focused. You're worried about a candle because Cardi B's pitch, you're preaching hate. If you're this is real racism in this country, that's something you should focus your time. So I got offended. I really got upset for Elvis. I'm like, I feel bad that he was bullied into taking the picture. He's also a good guy. I didn't want to upset anybody. Don't want an argument. I get you know. I would have left him. I would have turned the comments. So I said, fuck you,

I'm displaying now You're Brooklyn Sides coming out. No, I don't know, I get it. I feel like, don't look at my Instagram and follow me. I feel like you can go, you know what. I was so angry that that they just want and I'm getting a Charlie horse because I'm so angry. I'm so you're legitimately my banana. I left calf, my left calf. I'm squeezing. Which calf isn't is it the one in white white skin? Oh man?

Look at you? Do you need to exercise? I have left I have a workout coming up in a two a clock and yeah, okay, we've been Okay, I'm so angry. That's how angry I am from my man Elvis that I'm tensing Charlie orson my left calf. Let's play the priviging clip. I want to get off the top line of sharpness or even trouble with recall. Thankfully, breakthrough in provident helps your brain and actually improves memory. The secret is an ingredient originally discovered in jellyfish. Okay, can we

could put it again? So this medicine is to help with some brain issues. Let's play it again. I've got sharpness or even trouble with recall. Thankfully, the breakthrough in providing helps your brain and actually improves memory. The secret is an ingredient originally discovered in jellyfish. Okay, so two things. One, you just heard that commercial about improving your memory and didn't remember what they said. If the first time you

heard it, maybe you need privig in. The second thing is when did an ingredient originally found in jellyfish become a selling point? Who's who's going? Oh it's from jellyfish? Fish are disgusting? Holistic medicine is is actually a thing now? It's from jelly They make it sound like it's some space age polymer that they developed from space, Like they like they got like this metal was found in space, and it's it's almost it's found in jellyfish. Jelly fisher blobs.

Why but why does that? People like hearing that? People people when they hear things like that, that's totally out of left field. From monkey shit, who's buying that. I'll tell you who's buying it. Made from the scrapings of a goat eyeball. Oh, it's gotta work. People love it. Look at look at the the Okay, everyone's talking about charcoal deodorant. You know, things like things that are natural, things are from the earth, things that we are made

ancient Chinese remedies. You we've heard of these things. Okay, that's the laundry commercial from the seventies. No, all of it. We've all we've all heard about this. So when when people that are looking for those types of products here about this being from a jellyfish, You're like, Oh, it's occurring natural in nature, jellyfish, jellyfish. How there's a segment of this and I understand that, I understand just a

bunch of I just don't. I don't get it. I don't get how you're marketing, like and we ripped it from the guts of a slimy, disgusting thing from the ocean that you hate, the jellyfish. I don't find a problem with it. It's like, you know Jamie, Jamie from my Coat and walkers and talking. She's got a problem with one of her knees. He's a bad knee. It hurts when she walks down. If you told me that the that the bone marrow of a rabbit could help clear that up, Oh no, much worse. She took an

injection of rooster comb. You know what a rooster comb is is this ugly looking flappy thing on top of a rooster's head. Right, that's the comb. I'm on board. I believe it. Eject part of it right into her knee. Yeah, who's deciding that rooster comb is good for your knee? How does that work? I'm not saying it doesn't work. I'm saying who decides, like I'm gonna take that red part of the baboon's ass and and and it's gonna make your your toes feel better? Like who decides that

that they did? They run out of things to try, Like, you know what, let's chop up that thing on the chicken's head. We don't eat that. Let's let's put that in someone's joint and see what happens. I get there must be some enzymes and whatever. I get it scientifically, But why would you think to test that? Because people, that's what we're gravitating towards. We want less chemicals and more, okay, more medicinal like home home remedy, old school things. Are

you eat whale ship? It'll give you energy? Are you gonna eat? I mean, if if I'm told that that it's going to produce, you know, from firm whale, you know, worsen. If I'm getting results, who gives a fuck? As long as I can do commercial for anything. Hey, it's scary Jones for whale ship. Yeah, I think I might. I might change the word to feces but for the radio. The radio. But think about it. Let me tell you, I'm scary Jones and fecal matters. You know, they say

red wine has resveratrol in it. I don't have it, but I hear it's vera tral is very good, is very good, It's very very good. So so in one of my commercials, they said, oh you want to you want to talk about the resveratrol because that specific ingredient is a buzzword. Now people are gravitating towards this. I'm not I didn't make it up. So so obviously people in privigin they know something. They've been doing. This not a sponsor, This is not some brilliant way to promote people.

At Previgin, they have a if you think about it, they have a research team and they're like, well, I don't know, this is what's trendy, right, and it is another one of those they go clinical trials, clinically tested again, clinically tested. It just means they tested it. It doesn't mean anything. But maybe there's a thing out there about jellyfish providing some I'm sure and kind of magic potion. I'm sure there is, and I'm sure, just like you, I can google it. I don't need to google it.

I don't care. I guess what, don't tweet him, don't tweet him. Whatever you do, I guess what, you can't because he's been banned. No, no, my regular account. I'm fine that David Brody's fine. Yeah, I'm good there. Don't ever get drunk and accidentally tweet from the wrong one, then you really be fucked. Imagine that your alter ego gets tweeted. I may have done that. You may have may have I may have. I may have um tweeted it both at the same time once. Yeah, that's bad.

But anyway, at any rate, I didn't, but I think it may have. I think the privigent people know something we don't and we're not giving them enough credit. They may know something, But I'm wondering if the audience knows. If the audience here's that goes I think because we're into this. I don't know why I did Scooby do there, but it's the it's the holistic thing, it's the non GMO, it's everything is no nitrites and no nitrites. I don't know. We have a couple of clients on the air, then no, no,

no night nights fillers. That's felt. They're great, right, No high fruit dose corn syrup. These are big sellers now. So maybe if you could find your remedy in a jellyfish as opposed to a compound chemical that might kill you and have eighteen thousand other side effects, you might go for the jellyfish. That's what I'm saying. And I thought that if a jellyfish stings you, that's supposed to be I'm supposed to pee on a jellyfish sting. Okay, Um, I'm looking at NBC news dot com January nine. Yeah,

the article is called jellyfish memory supplement. Privigin is a hoax, says the FTC. That's the Federal Trade Commission, the Federal Trade Commission and needs just such. The company with fraud on Monday for selling a memory supplement based on a glowing jellyfish protein. Makings of the product called Privigin of false advertising. It as a memory that was a year and a half ago, and this commercial was when the memory company pushed back insisting its product is safe. It's

so it could be safe. Um, hold on, hold on calling up to see the lame duck. Hold on. I wanted to. I want some science articles on this. I want to know about what does a jellyfish have in it that would make privige and make a commercial like this, lack of sharpness or even trouble with recall. Thankfully, the breakthrough privig helps your brain actually improves memory. There you go, all right? It says he had to believe now that jellyfish hold the answer. According to the FTC, the company

tried would fail to show it can help people. The Madison memory study failed to show a statistically significant improvement in a treatment group. And it goes on to say, YadA YadA, YadA, YadA YadA. Um Uh. The Alzheimer's Association wouldn't comment. Uh. They they said they have serious conterns about people using dietary supplements as an alternative. Who physician prescribed FDA approved therapies. In other words, it's bullshit. So what I'm saying, who wrote that article? That could be

big farmer talking. You don't know that that could be that could you don't know who that is? Who I just quoted who it was, It's the Alzheimer's Association, Like this is a this is not big pharma. I'm just saying, you don't know, you don't know the source of anything. I'm listen. I know that that previleging gets from jellyfish. Listen. I'm not saying. I'm just saying, don't discount anything. At this point. I'm not saying it is or it isn't, doesn't work. I'm not saying don't buy it. I'm not

bad mouthing the company or their product. I'm saying that I think people sit around and go, what we had shipped? Can we put together and make it sound like it works? Like if you had baboon ass juice, We're like, baboon ass juice will make your teeth white and not get cavities. You know, someone's gonna buy back. You know, everybody listening knows someone in their family who bought some crazy ship. They're like, oh no, oh no, no, I got I got pterodactyl anus and it works. It made it powderful.

I put on my cheerios. I hear that donkey seemen clears up acne? Is it does it give men have to taste? I notice you don't have any acne. Everything in small doses, right, yeah. I mean, listen, people do crazier ship to their skin. They rubbed anything on their skin. It's true. So then who are you or me to say,

probably has gotta be making a lot of money. The fact that they've running that commercial in the air, they must be getting results, because if they didn't have, if they didn't have any results, they would not have that campaign will have failed A long time ago. But look at this a year and a half later from them. That article is there's still issuing TV commercials. They must be making a mint, according to the ad the article,

because the presidential administration changed. They put new people in the FTC and the new FDA people, so they may have pushed that to the side. They may have followed up on it. January seven was the transition period according to this article, so who knows. Maybe the new people in charge have other things to worry about and they bring a jellyfish to fry. Ohio, we didn't do grammar Police today? Can I just do one? Grammar Police? Play the jingle? This one? We got a lot. I'll save

the next episode, but this one's my favorite police. It's from Whole Foods. And and forgive me, I'll I don't have the tweeter's name. I apologize. But the sign was sail on boneless skinless children's thighs. There it is now. I don't know what that means. I don't know if it means like small chickens, like young chick I don't know what it means, bell and something. This signs covered bell and something, boneless skinless children's thighs only two pound.

So if you see kids running out no thighs, they're selling them at Whole Foods. And I don't know if that's a grammar police or a type. I don't know what that is, but that caught my eye. I love that. I'll give you a couple of emails, just a couple, then we gotta go. All right, we got so soon we got that sounds like a welcome You've got mail. Brandon Taylor checked in, Hey Brody and Scary him uh hey Brooklyn boys Um, thanks for the bonus episode, Scary.

I love that phone tap of yours. Absolutely, it was awesome. I wanted to congratulate you guys on being nominated on the I Heart Radio Podcast Awards. Been voting every day. Yes, thank you, Brandon Taylor. Looking forward to today's episode. Hope this one is longer, Yes, definitely longer than yesterday. Let's

see here comes bridget Stino. Bridget Setino had a question, Hey, Scary, I hope I hear you always get ripped on on the Big show for that turkey that you buy each year, and was thinking about splurging this year to be sure we have a great turkey. I'm making my husband stay home this year for Thanksgiving, and if the turkey isn't great, he will be disappointed that we didn't go to his brother's house. Please talk to me about that pre briand

turkey that you speak about. All right, next week, I'm gonna tell you why that turkey is better than all the rest? Is it okay if we do that, Brodie, because I feel like we'll be doing a service to everybody not a sponsor. This William Sanoma turkey is worth the splurge, Brodie. I don't think you would buy it for your house though. Robert Creagan, um, hey, I say I'm from New York. I'm I was born in Queens moved to Long Island when I was five, Brodie. Hear

him out. Then when I was nine, I moved to Pennsylvan. My father stayed in Long Island. I lived with him for the summer and lived in p A for the school year. So should I not be saying that I'm from New York? That's from the conversation we had is when can you claim you're from New York? I think if he goes back to Long Island all the time, look, you can say you're from New York. But you can't. You can't. Why when did he move. He moved when

he was nine, all right. I give him partial credit because he moved back to Long Island to stay with his dad every summer, so he had the New York vibe. My problem if you don't, yeah nine, listen in order, you know, I was saying, Jimmy Kimmel plays up the fact he's a New Yorker. He grew up a Mets fan. He's still a Mets fans. I give him credit for that, alright, but he's not a New Yorker. He he left. He's a Vegas guy, all right. And then so and then

finally I have this Louise aguilar uh which nag? This is the subject line? Is found that bastard a s and And by the way, Louise is just one in a string of email that we've been getting of pe Bowl who claimed they have ABE seventy seven spottings. This one on the side of a road. The guy has aped seventy seven in his license plate. Dude, I don't, Louise, I don't know what you needed to do to take

this picture. I don't. Please be safe. It looked like it looked like this dude was in the center lane of of of traffic when on the highway when he snapped this picture of a guy in the right lane with a focus on his license plate. Um, I'm a slice I live in I live in Wisconsin. Uh and and uh uh, oh my god, what does this say? I'm a slice with Wisconsin cheese and made and thick crust, raised in El Salvador. Okay, he's got thick crust. He's trying to say, moved to the US. Started listening to

the Big Show years ago. Listen to your podcast now until I ran out of episodes, and then I started all over again. Uh desperately wait for Thursdays. Listen to you guys in my headphones. Anyway, the very iconic Ape seven seven found him, uh blacked out everything else about this license plate, but a se there he is. Apparently he drives a Toyota. All right, thank you, let's move on. I got a couple of tweets here just now. Uh diegos who's at schoolboy gamer but not spelled that way,

he says, So is it hashtag the Brooklyn Boys? Correct? Or is it hashtag Brooklyn Boys? So we are the Brooklyn Boys, but I Heart Radio named us Brooklyn Boys for this contest mistakenly, so the hashtag is Brooklyn Boys, but we are, of course the Brooklyn Boys. Also um Lorraine, Laurie, Anne, Marie, she's at Lee. Uh on the score, Marie let's extra ease. She says a big, a big thank you shout out at David Brody for agreeing with me that the David

Pumpkins skit on Saturday Night Live was terrible. Hashtag I don't understand it. Yeah, I I and I'm with you. I'm on that train. As Tom Thanks would say, lots of questions, Yeah, don't get it, I don't like that skit, don't like it and um oh mercer inc Marcus to fourteen. He says, Brody, you didn't hit the jingle on scary when he mentioned Dr Fat Loss towards the end of the episode. Uh so you slipped that you got me?

This got him? This time, I got him. So it is hashta hit the jingle hashtag that was a scary inappropriate commercial slipping. You always email us, by the way, the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. And one final one from Nick Baxter with the subject line Selter is fart Water. I want to say I love the show Live up State, the real Upstate, a six hour drive north of the city, But that's a whole other discussion.

I own a food truck spent five hours a day listening to the podcast while I prep, cook, and clean. You guys are my favorite. My grandparents have passed away, but my grandfather was born in Brooklyn and my mother grandmother was from Queens. Much of my family are all over Long Island, but these days scattered all over the state. I love listening to you because you're relatable and you remind me of my family. To day is the last day of the season. From my food truck. I'm opening

a pizzeria for the winner next week. I couldn't make it down to see you guys at the pizza Exbo, but I'd be honored to have a Brooklyn Voice special on the menu. Any ideas? Oh my god, he wants to name something after us sausage and meatball. Sausage me, Nick, I'm sausag cheese, meat Paul. I'll take it. I sauage the sausage, meat ball done record cheese on the Hey, Nick, why don't you plug your business he didn't anyway. Uh, two things. One I just forgot one of them. Uh too.

We talked about listening in order, episode fifty six, Gurney's Girls and Geckos. Right, Yeah, for some reason we got a problem with that episode. Let me guess it doesn't have as many listens, not by a long shot. The only way that happens if someone's skipping over it. You gotta listen in order. That was a very good episode. That was probably one of the better ones in recent memory. They're all good, but yeah, we had fun on that one. So I don't know why that one is dramatically lower.

So if you're listening and you've heard fifty five and fifty seven, but listen to fifty cents, please get upset about stuff like that, because you know we're brook Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn Brooklyn Boys, brock Brooklyn