#6: These Freakin' Office Recycle Bins

there you go, perfect, there's the birthdays. Bertie hasn't walked in the room yet. We're about to start the podcast. Let's do this. You're ready, so down? What's your headphones? One? To send a couple of emails? You ready to go? Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna start recording. Ready, all right, I gotta I got some jokes. I got a couple of rands, and we should talk about how I screw drove it to tell them, well, I got a new song. Oh yeah, you want to start with it? That's in the quad

right there? Said yeah, yeah, sorry, all right, right, and we're rolling. I guess who just got back today. The Brooklyn Boys that it's been away. They both have so much to see. You know, their name is a broody and scary, but yeah they go, I'm scary. Jones lumber gave broad it doesn't matter the song put me first. The Brooking Boys. You start, You wrote that if I

wrote and produce a song, my name's going first. You got a name first, due respected, respect, the tenure, defend the fact I'm a venter at a video longer the year, not on this podcast. Both have six episodes, episode number six, Summer six. I'm excited. The Brooklyn Boys. We're off last week. Yeah, we were, We really were, which is why the song is. The Brooklyn Boys like that. You know, if you want to get in touch with us, if you like something,

if you hate it, just tweet us. Yeah you don't want to email emails like my Space at this point, No, it's not listen. First of all, I'm glad we're done with that birthday ship. Second, by the way, again, shout out to everybody who tweeted this week while we were off about the birthday. Shout out to everyone who actually isn't support of the we're not doing birthdays, not doing birthday second of all, the email thing, which already told you.

I'm not checking the email account, right, but I am. Yeah, I understand that. Brooklyn Boys, I'm sorry. The Brooken Boys podcast at gmail dot com all right, if you want to comment on us on the podcast. We both have Twitter handles at David Underscore Brody, at Scary Jones and at Brooklyn Boys WTF at the moment, because four weeks ago you said we were gonna fix that. The guys, I hold the story. So I twitter. Twitter is great. Um, I respond to every tweet scary response to one out

of seven, that's fine. Uh, and so I feel like that's a better way to contact us. And so, in fact, you don't get as many tweets as I get because people, you know what, I don't get frivolous tweets about birthdays and I love people. Happy birthday. Okay. A lot of people have been tweeting me and the Brooklyn Boys WTF account because I have given the impression, and you control

that account. I don't. I don't have time to run it, but I read all the tweets, so they're they're email, they're tweeting at you there, but I think they should also copy at Scary Jones because a lot of times I want to go, oh, thank you very much. I'm glad you two hate the birthdays and I want you to see it. But that's terrible. No, it's listen. First of all, we we did our last podcast win fourth, I believe was the date, so we did get some email apologies. By the way, if you had a birthday

in the week we were off, hey, happy birthday. You just don't all right, hey, welcome, Sorry, let me make it more more, more specific, customized. If you're a guy or a girl who had a birthday in the past week, check now for a penis or a vagina, and then happy birthday guy, Hey lady, happy birthday, beautiful young lady, Happy birthday. If you were another birthday, that's so, that's so insincere. I'm sincere that I want you to have

a happy birthday. That's not you gotta you gotta personal I'm gonna personalize it for all the people that think that saying happy birthday to three people, when hopefully I think we're up to close to ten thousand people are listening, happy non birthday to nine thousand people. Those people are winking at me and we'll tweet me later and if it's your birthday, happy birthday, really genuine from my heart anyway, So the email thing, if you want to send a

long email, that's fine. I just personally I think Twitter is instant, like it's I understand that, okay, But anyway, you have emailed score. But before we do that, uh, the person who's supposed to get our name changed to at the Brooklyn Boys, he got stuck and uh in what what was going on with Hurricane Irma which was coming through. He's in St. Martin right now. His name was Tonyl. Yeah, he went on vacation and the the airport at St. Martin was decimated. They saying, he just

got online today from St. Martin. Um so, Tony Molay, our best goes out to you. He might not be back for a couple of weeks, they're saying. And this is serious. There's no Tony aside. So he's supposed to be He's the one in touch weeks ago. He was the one who said no. But well, it takes Twitter some time to switch over. His contacts at Twitter were the ones who supposed to take care of this. So I don't know if it's gonna be done for another

couple a couple more weeks. I feel weird because apparently his phone is working, but I feel like that's the last thing on his mind is getting a text message from me saying, hey, buddy, when are we going to get the Twitter handle changed? So you know, I kind of want to leave him alone. Or maybe we can get some stut Martin. Maybe we can get some some social media experts from Russia to spend money and pay Twitter to take care of it for us. Okay, they're

not busy anymore since November, so they have time. By the way, what a douche move today by you. Before we get into anything else, it's funny everyone is having trouble with their Listen. You're getting more and more telemarketers calling you, and it's a little ironic because he's need to telemarket or Frank phone call guy. I played Mr Michael Opeimer on the phone taps alight, So I mean I get inundated, probably more than anyone. My phone goes

off like four times an hour, random number. Right after the show today, when we were done with the fifteen minute morning show, we were sitting in the studio, someone gets in touch with me and says, Hi, I'm looking for Anthony, and you know that's my real name, and my first name is Anthony Anthony, and my latest gag is I'm sorry, he's not available right now. He'll be

available after nine pm. Which, by the way, you can ry this with your telemarketer people too, because the truth is they're illegally not allowed to call past nine pm. So when you say, hey, it's not it's not Anthony, it's so it's it's he's not available right now, he'll be when is he available, he's after nine pm. They're screwed. They can't get in touch with you. It's like victory. So I keep saying to these people when they call, Anthony will be available after nine pm, This is not Anthony.

Well we want to talk to him about the van guard fund. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Um yeah, nine call back at nine pm. So I'm in the middle of a conversation to tell these people on the phone it's not me. Anthony's coming. At that point on your end of the phone, what you're hearing is the telemarketer buying into the fact that you're not Anthony. Yes, right, because you had to look on your face like I got this guy I do it was a woman and I got one right. So yeah, we're talking about the

Vanguard Fund. Really okay, well tell me a little bit. I can't talk to you about it. I need to be to Anthony. I'm like, yeah, nine o'clock is the time? Called calling back after nine? And then just in the mill of the photo, what happened? Well, I'm waiting. Brody screams out from across the roof allowed me to recreate. I said, Hey, Anthony, who you on the phone with a telemarket or somebody? Your money too? Yeah? I want to do that. You looked at me and said, shut

out what I said? Hey, Anthony, who are you on the phone with your screaming? Well? Why would you do that? Because it's funny, it's funny, but it made you aligned to a hard working American? And did you even ask that person what their birthday was so you could shout them out? You know something that we didn't. Where's the sincerity? Where's the sincerity? Give me grief about how I'm not being sincere? But you didn't ask this person where they

where they call from? They were calling? They call from an area that may be affected by one of the many hurricanes. Maybe they're trying to pay the bills to rebuild their life. You didn't care that. Chunds like it's time's right. Welcome seven male stage. Uh yeah, what's older? The Blues Clues part or that you've got male part. You've got male parts, got it by a day. All we need now is one small step for man, one giant lead from mankind on there. I like, ask not

what your country can do for go ahead? Well, Shana Cohen wrote to us. She's a part of the tribe Shana Shana Cohen with an E without any it's c O h E N okay, not colm okay. Are both of them Jewish? Yeah, I'll I'll tell you story about that later. So can't wait. I'm not going to address to either of you specifically, so you can't argue over whose name is first. I love. I've been a long time listener to the Elvist Ranch. I started listening when

my then boyfriend now husband was living in Jersey. He would visit from Oregon, not Oregon because its pronounced Orgon. With the inception of my Heart Radio, I now get to listen to the Big Show as well as a fifteen minute podcast and um, Brodie door your rans she mentioned me first. I love listening to your complaints because I can sympathize with the many of them. Scary. Sorry that you don't always understand Brody and his thoughts, but I don't find him to be unrealistic. Tribe. The chemistry

between the two of you is perfect. I love your show. Very nice to hear a fellow Jewish person representing our religion and cultures. So well, thank you so much for properly, properly pronouncing my home state, because because I did. How did you know that? I just read it? Next though we've said Oregon before today. By the way, because she's Jewish and I'm Jewish, don't I have gonna do for her? Today's podcast is free for you. It's free for you, alright, perfect,

all right, thank you, have a great vacation. That was written to vacation. By the way. I love these emails. Yeah, it's about to say that was my next question. That my next thing, Brody, do you do you still hate the email? Not that one? No, not that one. Alright, cool, So there's that one, and then there's uh Susie Alvarado, who um, she she's submitting that She's continuing the funny grammar and misspellings with the picture of another great picture

for a podcast. Well, tweet that out. We'll tweet it out. But it's it's Cokey Free Chicken ko k y f r A y chicken, now r a y chicken Coke Frey Chicken. She writes, I love your revamped podcast. It's not a revamp, it's a it's a new podcast. Um, but I also used to be a fan of your old podcast as well. Thank you. I thought that you might get a chuckle out of this. This picture is from a local fried chicken joint in Durango, Mexico or Durango, Durango. I don't know why. I think she double spelled. I

don't know why she put it. Must have been a typo. Anyway, the city Durango does not have its own KFC up until a few years ago, and all of a sudden and Cokey Frey Chicken was there, red with an accent has been up and running for decades, so apparently Coke Fried Chicken has been there forever. And it was a knockoff of Kentucky Fried Chicken. But it's spelled. It's spelled the way it's said so they did a did a riff off of Kentucky Fried Chicken. No, it was spelling

out as much as it's an intention trademark infringement. Oh so okay, so it's a it's a copyright infringement. Okay. So anyway you wanted to point it out to us, she said it to us. If you I love we love to be the grammar pool. Can I can I go on? Can I go on a pre rant? Rant? Re? Rant? Yeah? Rant? There ran the pre rant? I gotta rant. So what's my rule about correcting people? What's rule number one? Scary? Be correct? Right, right, be right. If you're gonna correct someone,

be right. So we had two problems today. One was tonight, which when we're recording the podcast on Thursday the seventh, is Sunday Night Football. That's the name of the show even though it's on Thursday tonight, Sunday Night Football. The people that produce it and own it and host it are on tonight to pick off the season. The title of the show, right is Sunday Sunday Night Football. And every time Danielle would promote from from our Elvis Rand

Morning Show. If you don't listen to both, uh, said, oh, tonight sun Night Football, the Patriots and the Chiefs. People texted in, it's the Giants and the Cowboys, and that's Sunday. It's not tonight. Just like one Saturday Night Live weekend Update is on Thursdays, it's still Saturday Night Live because

that's how it's branded. The title of the show for NBC is called Sunday Night Football, right, but it's Harring Tonight's Special And guess what the graphics are all gonna say SNF is Carrie under what still doing the intro? I don't know whoever they're not a fan of for Sunday horrible parody. As a parody writer, it's terrible. And he doesn't sing that song anymore. That was that was pink and that was that was um and faith Hill another country. Right, But anyway, point is anyway, the point

is right, so be right. So you're saying that somebody tried to correct Danielle or you, but that no, I got tried. So someone tried to correct me today and said, huh, who happen though it's Sunday Night Football, it's Thursday Night foot on. I'm on Twitter and a troll attacked me today for something doesn't matter. But they were wrong, of course, of course, and they they sent me a meme analogy, right, So the analogy said, well, if this is the case, then I guess that's the case, And it didn't make

sense to what they were attacking me on. Doesn't matter, so it wasn't apples to apples. Well, it was a poor analogy because it actually proved my point, not their point. They're like, set me a meme that proved I was right, and they meant to prove I was wrong. So I wrote back, terrible analogy, and then I explained why it's wrong, and they wrote back, it's not an analogy, it's based

on facts. So I said, an analogy has nothing to do with facts, since it do it taking two comparables and using them as an example to compare things to get your point across. Yes, okay, I'm following. Is to be as B as to C, or if A and B, it's right, all right, So I guess, So I say, rule number one be right. You're gonna correct someone be right, but don't get all cocky. Well, analogy is not based in fact. Actually, yes, yes it is, so then what happened?

So I haven't haven't. I want to ba I blocked him. He's a troll. That's I would have. I would have tried to get one last meme in there of Kermit the Frog shipping tea nice. I'm not a meme guy because I like to be honest with you as a person who likes to think you somewhat creative. I like to use my own words to rip people. I don't send gifts. Gifts and gifts. I call him a gift. I know. I don't. I don't get you don't you don't have, Steve, I don't. I don't send like I

don't send. Like when I heard that joke, I'd be like, and then have the guy you do? You don't you never send the gift of Michael Jackson eating popcorn from the Thriller videos watching you know, like, oh boy, that escalated quickly. Yeah, you know. Look, if you want to send me gifts that you like something, I said that perfect. I love it. I get a big kick out of it. I'm just not a gift sender. I'm not a meme sender.

And I'm not someone that looks at political quotes and and takes on a meme and go oh wow, he said that they're all made up by people in there, you know, they're like they're not real. Then I actually quote from those people. So anyway, he sent me a meme that proved my point, and I was like this great, thank you, and I read it to Bethany also on our show, and she said, that guy just proved your point, like exactly stupid. People shouldn't try to be someone that

you was. That your lesson. That's not my rant, that was just grammar. An analogy is not something that's it's you can't say it's not analogy. It's factual analogies of factual analogies are based on facts. They can be absolutely that's all. That's all I got. Um, So I'm not

sorry that I screwed you over. I got a text today from from t J, one of one of our followers on the podcast but also on on the other Stared morning show, and he sent me a link to a story that said, reasons why you shouldn't be you should never apologize for your cutting sense of humor. Okay, I like, but by the way, I really do appreciate your cutting sense of humor. You I don't think you've ever offended me. In all the years, and you've pissed

me off before. Absolutely, you've definitely debated, we've debated to add nauseam on certain things. But because you know where it comes from, you know that if I say something, it's not rooted in anger. Right on Twitter, sometimes people will responding, oh too soon, or or that's mean I tweeted something out. There's very very little. There's very little you've ever tweeted out that I'm like that has made me.

I tweeted something a couple of weeks ago. I don't remember it was, but I tweeted it out, and let's just say, um, let's just say as in as in an example, as an analogy, there was a baseball player and a bat, and I tweeted about the baseball player in terms of how the bat was an idiot, right, the bat was terrible. The person attacked me for attacking the baseball player. I said, no, look again, I was clearly attacking the bat. And they were like, oh, I'm

so sorry. They're like, that's a terrible comment, how rude. I listened to the show, but that's just you shouldn't have said that. That's hurtful, And I'm like, it's not what I said. I'm not in the hurtful business. I'm gonna have fun with people and listen. If something's funny, I'm gonna go for the joke. Uh, don't ever hit me back. If I say this, I'm gonna get hit back with it. But when you tweet me back and go too soon, No, it's too soon for you. It's

not my job to determine too soon. It's your job as an audience to decide if it's too soon. My job is to hope for the best, use my judgment on what is too soon. And keep in mind that my line in the sand is different than yours. And know that whatever I said, if you think it'll be funny for a week from now, then then ignored for a week and then go read it. But I gotta be funny in the moment because otherwise a thousand people

are going to tweet that and then my joke is dead. Yeah, you need to when it comes to comedy, you gotta be first. You gotta be first first. You wait around going you know what, an hour after it happened. I probably should wait three hours. Yeah, well, I'm sorry, too soon. I have to You know, you want to be the first anyway, I'm not looking, so please if you enjoying my stuff might be like, Scary, don't get offended by anything. You don't get offended by much. You've noticed that about me.

It's so true. I have very long fuse. This is this is a typical fight between me and Scary. That's sure, it's ugly, Scary, you're a douchebag. And he'll say fuck you, Brodie, and then like three seconds later I'll go because it's not because he won't take me to lunch. This this podcast is not about Brooklyn, but we're from Brooklyn. But here's a Brooklyn moment. I am so happy that I was born in Brooklyn. Okay, I couldn't because Brooklyn people,

people from Queen's people who know. But you know what, Brooklyn people we get each other. We just yeah, it's like it's like it's like the Jeers girl sent that email. She gets she gets you right, your people right, your people get you exactly, and and you're one of my people. So there you go. So we get each other. Speaking of which, uh, just to update the audience steak dinner update, we have still not gone a steak dinner. That steak dinner up that you want to make a jingle for

that next time. I just made ingle next time about jingle to see when we're gonna do it. Um, I have an idea. By the way, this is the steak dinner that's scary and someone else that we know promised me two yeah, okay, Um, I would like to do a steak dinner with you. Uh huh Um. I'm still not like to do broken on the We're gonna set an appointment. I'm also gonna railroad you on the air right now. He probably doesn't know this is coming. You've got to do it on a day you know, I

can't do it. We got invited, Brodie and I got invited to late afternoon UM to do a speech at Brooklyn College, our old our alma alma mater um, Brooklyn College. They there's a media class and they were given it was a They were given a survey by a professor, and the professor said, what's your favorite radio station? And overwhelmingly it was you and hundred it was the morning show. Um. They mentioned us by name. So I'm gonna stop you there,

hold on, preemptively, hold on, hold on. If Brooklyn College wants us to come speak. Fine institution. Yeah, it's just it's a professor's class hold and they are providing us steak lunch. That doesn't count. No, no, look no, because that's not that's not the same. They actually the professor wanted you and I to come to a late afternoon on a Tuesday. It's Tuesday, to come speak in front of the class professor George Rodman and wants to us to just hang out for like a couple of an

hour or so. I promise you, David Brody, that we're done and four or five o'clock we can go for a steak dinner. I promise you. I will take you to dinner. Has nothing to do with the college. I was not off for dinner. Does five or six o'clock account as a as a as a steak dinner? So I so I see what you're doing? What am I doing? You already have to spend time with me? So you're like, I'm already out with Brody anyway, come on now, I'll just give me on a technicality. I mean, where does

it end, Brody. I'm just saying, is that while you're doing it. No, it's just a convenient time, now, you know, I worked till eight o'clock at night on Tuesdays and Thursdays. But I'm gonna ask if on October seventy, why is it a tough day? Could be a World Series game? It's a Tuesday app No, it's not Tuesday afternoon from three four epm on. We get to hang out. We'll just talk to the class, will give them great advice. It's a Brooklyn College radio class. How do we not

make an appearance there for free? We're not getting paid for this? Why do I get an honorary master's degree from Brooklyn College? Why did doctor a master's degree? A master's degree? Yeah, I'm I'm naming big or like doctorate, like when you know when like Bill Cosby got a doctorate from Temple University? How is that? Hell? How does that help your your your place in life? Right now? Then I can tell people have a doctorate. I'm doctor David Brody. Oh, I've always wanted to be a doctor.

And here's my problem with the reason why I want that. When you put my name in Google, doctor David Brody comes up before every other David Brodie, I'm third. I'm working my up though, bitch does that? Does Google do that because that person is a doctor and maybe well maybe he pays like a hundred dollars a year, and I don't pay anything that I want to be doctor Scary. Now, yeah, I'm also third, I'm David Brody. Uh. This ambiguity, this ambiguity,

this am alright? Bugs? So alright? So does that count as a dinner? Then if we at last we've been discussing or or Peter Luker's and Brooklyn, I was thinking, I was thinking of a little Delmonico's action. That's all right, go back into the different part of Brooklyn, but not that I'm still doing a steak dinner jingle update song. Do it all right, because I don't believe you. It's not gonna be done next week, a month and a half away. I have a feeling you're gonna forget. I'm

not gonna forget. Your uncle Phil's gonna pass by the way if Scary doesn't have an uncle Phil. But I have a feeling Uncle Phil is gonna pass away that morning. They can't do it. No, we're gonna go do this. We're gonna do the lecture at Brooklyn College. And then you're not gonna get into my car and then we're gonna go for Brooklyn. Are steak in the city or

Brooklyn wherever. By the way, we have two interns this semester from Brooklyn College, and both confirmed that your pictures slept on the wall at the radio station there is it really? In fact, one of the girls that I hired for an internship, Jamie, did a whole web page story on you for our school newspaper. I'll wait a second. Is that Jamie from the Excelsior newspap that's the newspaper. Yeah, see the whole story about you. Oh I remember that. I never Oh wait, no, I did read the article.

It's like a it's a beautiful articles. I was like, that's not really true, but it was a good article. Do you want to go pick it apart on a future podcast next week? I'll do that. I want you under want you highlight the part I was trying to be nice, but I'm gonna do no. No, I want you to do it because when I speak to the press, I I give perfect examples of I don't freaking sure anything. Get ready for that was out of context. I'll pull

up the article. Okay, I want to see that seven Episode seven, So uh, I have a couple of real rants and I have some let's do unused jokes. These are jokes I wrote for the Morning Show that didn't get used. There's only three this week. We had a short week. We were off on Monday for a labor day, and today's Thursday, so it's only a couple that These were jokes I wrote for It doesn't matter someone on

the show. We were talking about Indiana Jones five, which at this point Harrison Ford is seventy five ish, which is you know that's getting up there. So I said, oh, that's gonna be called Indiana Jones and the Walker of Doom. So we didn't get to that one. Uh oh um.

We always joked that you have a white van that you like to drive by schools in and us we were making jokes about how it's after labor day you can't wear white, and so my joke was, it's after labor day, Scary has to paint his white van and other color because it's tacky to have a white van after labor day. What about eggshell? Eggshell color at Crew winter white? And this was my favorite one. So Nate went to Ireland. Yes, and uh, there's a picture that

he took with his new girlfriend. I don't know her name. None of us have metter. Have you met her? I haven't met her. I met her, I hung out with her. I've had drinks with her. She's great on several occasions. Are you Eskimo buddies you No? No? That was another was a different girlfriend. Different girlfriend. By the way, google that Urban dictionary Eskimo brothers if you don't know what it means, and shout out to the the f X TV show The League. They made very good use of

Eskimo brothers in that show. All right. So there's a picture of them and apparently they were in some castle and there was like a torture room with a with a hole on the floor where they used to kill people. It was called the murder hole. So my joke that Daniel refused to do was, oh, did your girlfriend like getting the murder hole? And uh, that's a little racy for the big show, But we've done worse. So that

got that didn't get that didn't get done. Uh. And I also, if I could just send a shout out, self serving shout out, I have a wing of the family, my mother's side of the family. All most everyone in the family very funny, very funny, very outgoing. They're into comedy in sports. My mother was one of eight cousins and all of their kids our cousins, and mom doesn't fall too far from the tree. Yeah, they're all very funny, very bright Ivy League college. And I'll tute my family's

hoe for a minute. Very bright people. But we have of the eight cousins, we have the dull cousins. So one of the eight cousins in the show, no, no, no, no, brilliant, brilliant. Then what do you mean by doll doll meaning boring? So my cousin Stephen brilliant, very successful, but he's dull. You know, he's like, uh, Eddie Bowers boring brother, Like he's just dresses, kind of casual Eddie Butlers and Eddie

Bower is solid, but it's not exciting. He would he would go to Eddie Bauer and go, wow, this is racy stuff. You know, Adder over a sweater, the kind of guy who wear a sweater over a sweater. Um, but a good guy into sports. Love him, He's my cousin. I love him, but he's always like I'm the dull cousin. You and my other cousin, John, who is also a comedy writer. Earlier you you're the funny cousins. I'm the dull cousin. And so he's from he had his family

had little more money. They're from a nice town, a quiet area in Long Island, whatever. So I always looked up to him and his brother Mark as the quiet professionals. But I I don't. I don't curse in front of them. I'm the Brooklyn cousin. I'm the black sheep, right, I'm the rough edged cousin. Yeah, of all the sheep and so on Facebook, sometimes I'll post things that are a little racy and he'll like them. Maybe he's not so dull. Well, no, no,

he appreciates comedy. He just isn't. He's very dry in his humor, and he's very straight laced, but not the kind of guy you'd find his strip club. He would be the accountant for the strip club, but he wouldn't be at the strip club. Not that I would be the strip club, but the odds are that I would be him, right, but he'd beat a football game. Good guy,

solid guy. I love your cousin, Stephen. All Right, this podcast Thoughts and I put it up on on Facebook to promote it to my friends and a couple of family members. I think we'll appreciate. You're a lot more proud of this podcast than I am. You promoted a hell of a lot more, and I gotta get on that. By the way, you might actually get some ratings if it would be nice, if if you use the social media to promote the damn thing every time you posted

on Thursdays. I don't know about it until somebody tweets me and says, oh, great episode. I go it's up. Scary didn't tell me because you post. You happen to be the guy in charge of posting this podcast. And by the way, apologies to everyone who complained that the volume was low last episode five one. Yeah, and Scary may go back and raise the volume on five and reloaded. All right. So yeah. A couple of podcasts ago, my cousin Stephen click like. So I'm like, you know what,

he's just being nice. He clicked liking. Didn't listened to it. He listened to it. He sends me any um and he mail through Facebook or Facebook mail a couple of days ago, and he says, hey, when's the next episode of Brooklyn Boys going up, like why do you care? Like, like I know? He like he listens to the show sometimes. He loves the phone taps. He likes some of the stuff that we do. I do what okay? He says, I love the podcast. The thing you did with Scary

last week with the UFC that was great. And the rants. Love the rants. He goes and the time you cursed him. He's quoting stuff from the podcast. I'm like, so you have more mass appeal than we think. Everyone in their life has a person in their life where they would go, oh, he would never do that, he would know, she would never like that. And then you go over to your cousin Gertrude's house and she's watching porn, and you're like, Gertrude would never watch porn, and it's like, oh, I

love porn. That's the way I feel with my cousin Stephen to Steven, Stephen's a big fan of mine. Like in the family that gathering, So go Brody, you're the funny. He goes with David obviously because David, oh you're funny. Whatever the fact, he's listening to this train wreck and enjoying it. Shout out to my cousin Steven. Shout out to Stephen in the house. Now, if he kills ten people next week, I'm gonna go. He's always the quiet one.

I don't know. Um. By the way, last week or two weeks ago, we left off our list, we were gonna we're gonna talk about growing a beard and how some people can grow a beard and can't. We don't got to that, did we. Yeah, we talked about how you had, like, um, it was week's worth of growth and it was there was something that we left that was what didn't we talk about? I don't know what

it was. Go back, you know what, go back and struggle to hear last week, says rants always recycling office, we did, Oh we're doing Oh, we didn't do recycling office. I don't think we did boxing. We talked about the fight songs I refused to listen to. Maybe that was it. I don't know recycling. What was the recycling? Oh? I have a okay, okay, so our company. About a month ago, we didn't get get the music ready. Okay, so about them? About a month ago, a memo went out to the bottom.

A memo went out to the department heads and the guy who's in charge of the building, like for for our company, he's in charge of uh. He's the guy who makes keys for your office door. He's gonna make sure the signage up. He's the overall guy in charge. A guy at this stuff, right, Mike. His name is Mike. And so Mike is walking around putting stickers on garbage pails and moving garbage pails around. And so we have

we have little brown garbage pails. Everyone has them in their office, right, little brown ones are like a foot and a half high. Then everybody has under their desk. And we have these giant silver ones. And the silver ones were for throw everything in it there big, and the little ones were for you know, scrap paper and whatever. Because it's next to you, I write a joke, it doesn't get used. The throat in the garbage. Bethany drinks a cup of coffee, throws in the garbage. Those are

all like next to us pails. He puts stickers on them. And by the way, we had blue recycle pails next to the copying machine for paper only. Giant blue pails. He puts these stickers on, let's say, little trash logo. It looks like a delete logo on the trash can it says trash right, very important, right, And then on the little ones, some of them say trash and some of them say mix. One of them one pail says mixed recycling and there's a picture of a glass bottle,

a plastic bottle, aluminum can and paper. You would think that would be the big pail because there's more radio station going around then. Yeah, So they took all of our pails and left us with the little recyclable brown pail and the big silver one that says trash, as if I wouldn't know that's for trash, right, So I said, Mike, what's going on? I got a memo. I'm just doing my job. I said, you're putting trash stickers on trash cans.

How does that help? Yeah, people know trash goes. And he put them all on the long side of the pail. But the short side of the pail is what faces out onto everybody's desk. Nobody puts the pail length wise left to right, so he put it on the wrong side to No one's en gonna see this freaking sticker. How are they going to know to put trash in the trash camp. They can't see the trash stick And by the way, why don't you write for people? Part two? That's what I want to know, Numero numero dose. Two

weeks later, there's new stickers on the pale. Yeah, that must have been put on after we we came back from making what they say, trash slash bustled up of course, because the people that take that stuff out don't understand whoa scary But no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no no no no c C C C. You're you're part of the problem, right there. No, no, the truth thing, it's a fact that this is an observation this building, in this specific building. The people that carry out the

trash are you know there was? Secondly, English is a second language to them. They speak Spanish is their first language. They don't understand these words. And how many have you spoken to that you know that they're speaking Spanish. I've spoken to quite a few. Okay, you're right, George, George's Sish, Enrique Henry, they're also they all speak Spanish. They'll speak Spanish to be Spanish. They have to be, for you can't assume that they understand English. By the way, there's

a glute, Grandma, lesson for you. People aren't Spanish unless they're from Spain. I understand, right, okay, they speak Spanish and they don't understand English. Okay, but but they certainly don't that why the hell did they roll back all the stickers, hold on, peeled off the stickers and they had but by the way, so I was they peeled off the trash stickers and threw them in the recycled pail because they recyclaball. But here's my question, whether you're

whether you speak Spanish or English. Those guys have worked here for years, right, those three guys among there's a lot of guys who work part time. You don't think without the Pursura sticker they would know that the garbage pail was for trash. You can't assume that, Brodie. They've been changing that silver garbage pail for at least six years. They know it's a trash can. It's for that's for new hires. Okay, it's a trash can. I'm sorry, Brodie.

You can't assume that. Like that girl you used to date with the red hair, that girl is a trash can anyway. You know what she was, all right, trash can though. Seriously, by the way, she needed a bust or sticker on her all right. So what they did was they took the blue pails and put trash stickers on them. So the giant blue pails not for recyclables

right now, They're for regular garbage. And by the way, shout out to the French guy who works here who has no clue what the garbage pails before because he doesn't speak English. Was Spanish? Wait is it end? People? All right? So here's where I'm upset. Every morning I drink a diet PEPSI. I drink two or three because I like the taste fuel. And I stand there in the studio when we're on the air, and next to me are two little bussora pails dose bosa whatever the

word is A pail. I don't care, don't look it up, don't tweat me. Uh, And so I have no place to put my soda bottles. Don't look at don't tweet them. So then I take it with me on my laptop. I go to my desk, and then by my desk is the sideways but sort of pail trash. I can't throw it there. Where is the one recyclable pail we have by the by Scotty studio, right which I always forget to go into that little pail. Yeah, that's supposed to hold the garbage for the entire radio station. None

of the studios have recyclables. And by the way, and looking at the mixed recycling pail right now, because I brought it in here, it does not say mixed recycling in Spanish. How are the Hispanic people gonna know that mixed recycling? Hold on a second, I need your at you're at sun she come here? Yeah? Key, all right, but now that's now that's insulted. I think I just said I said, well, no, no, key is correct. But hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on open it

of her. Hold on, Okay, I was going to come open the door for I need your bilingual skills for a second. We're talking about the garbage pails and the recyclable stickers. Now, we all know that trash and bussora mean the same thing. Basically, they are the same thing. Now, if I wanted to say to you come here, I think I just said, Vena ki that's it. That's not correct,

is it? Na? Right? Ven Okay? Yeah, VENI means I go here, right, okay, something like that, you go here, it translates like come here, but you don't really the proper right right, Okay, that's my high school region Spanish. I would say a key and I ease over there and here and there okay, but nobody really says because it's kind of improper, say no. And he's still working

on English. Alright, So here's my question. We got the stickers that say trash, then I don't know if you noticed, we got new stickers that now say trash and bus right, but the little tiny mixed recycling pail is not bilingual. Now I need you to settle a debate here. Do you think the Hispanic gentleman that come in here and take the garbage out? We'll be able to figure out that it's garbage of some kind even though it doesn't

say it in Spanish. Yes, maybe the pictures of the bottles on there will be fine because the company is going to spend more money on stickers that there we go. We can't give you raises. We spent all the money on on on multi lingual the stickers. Yeah, but if you're gonna put one, you're gonna say then just here you go. That's what I'm saying. Rest can't you say you want continuity? Hold on? Hold on? Right? Okay? Must Espanol mixed mixed? Seriously, okay, okay, okay, no, no, no,

here's my That sounds like people that don't speaks Spanish. Right, We'll speak to somebody who does speak Spanish. They do two things. They add oh and they yell like their death scary? Does that? I think they got a good shot this case, I would have had a great shot. He excuse me? All where all is the bathroom? All people do that because they think every word is his end. Now, if I ask, I figured like mixed, those like mixed or you know something fancy Italian? Right right right right

right right right right, Well, it's okay. If I had if I had guessed mixed recycling, I would have said just not knowing, uh, mixed though recycling. Oh, I would have been close. It's so much nicer. It's so much nicer when okay, because I know. But see that. That's why when we hear people from other countries speak English, almost everyone from a certain region will all sound the same speaking English because they're using their dialect and they

in their head to translate. So wherever you're from, almost everyone from that same region when they speak your language. So I like, I I think I'm speaking Spanish properly when I say put a cossi on pizza mohato, which means be careful the floors right, but horror, it may sound like be careful the floor is wet, right because I'm saying it in an American accent. Understand, Yeah, I mean imagine you would just be like but young, but like if you just started speaking perfect, that's it. I'm

not good at language. I'm good at pretty good at English. I'm pretty goodly talking English. But but um, I would love to learn the language, but not just learn the words like don't style banio. I want to say it like I have a Dominican dialect. Dominicans speak really quickly, and we chop off syllables. See that's the thing. See you have to think that's colloquial, right, that is like almost like it's like we speak English, but English is from England and they will tell you they speak English

and we bastardized the language. Speak Brooklyn. Look, we speak we speak we speak Brooklyn English, right, and we say like we told, we told Bethany yesterday the way we were raised, and it's not accurate. It's just the way we were raised. When you when you have a thing that heats your house, in the house, it's a it's a radiator. Radiator. No, no, no, no, it's a radiator. If it's in your car, it's a radiator. Now that's not it's it's real. Where we're from, where we're from,

that's what we believe. And we had another we had a big fight on the morning show because someone said, oh, I'm gonna get a cheese pizza and I said, that's redundant. It's pizza. Keep on National podcast. So so where we're from, if you if you just want pizza with bread, bread sauce and chip sauce and cheese, you go up there, Yeah, can I get a slice? Or can I get pizza? Or what do you have? I'm having pizza. You do the same thing, right. I wouldn't say cheese pizza, it's

done to shape pizza. Slice of plain pizza means nothing on it. But you wouldn't order You wouldn't order a meat burger. You just hamburger, right right. So so so a lot of in other parts of the country and people some of the people listening to this podcast, when they want a slice with dough, cheese, and sauce, they would have they would specify cheese. Can I get a cheese pizza? I would say cheese pizza implies pizza. Also, there are places, I'm gonna say it's the majority of

the states south of Delaware, maybe South Virginia. You drive to Florida, a lot of the fast food places when you go into like I have three kids, so we would used to get the milk with their with their food. To my knowledge, what comes out of a cow milk. It's just milk. Cows give milk. So when you go to Wendy's, Oh yeah, they say white milk, don't ruin my did I yeah you did? Yeah, thank you, thank you?

Hold on, hold on? Yeah, Okay, So I go, I say, you know what, with the kids meal, I'll take a milk. They say white or chocolate. It's not white milk. It's just milk. All milk is white. It's not like if it's chocolate milk, you added something to it, can make it with brown. You added chocolate syrup or powder. Powder, it's chocolate milk because but if it's just coming out of the cow, it's not white milk. It's like people go, what position you play? I'm back catcher. No, you're not

a bad catcher. You're just the catcher. There's no such thing as backcatcher. It's just catcher. You're the person who catches the ball making me sick. Look strawberry quick. It's like some people say soda pop or just pop. Okay, I give you that. It's that's that's regional because soda. Listen to the Midwest, they say pop, you know, and they and they mean everything. Yeah, okay, And I'm sure that makes Coke very happy that based in the Atlanta

I get it. But if you want to Sprite and you said give me a coke, that doesn't make sense. Is a company, it's a flavor. No coke is the brown liquid soda. But Pepsi doesn't appreciate that. I know they don't. But but they'll they'll say kind of a coke, not buying it any cola that they have totally get one coke, those a coke. So even Pepsi is a coke, but Sprite they actually do call it out if it's clear they don't call coke. That's like saying I'm going you're gonna go buy a shirt. I'm going to buy

a gap. You don't call it a gap. You call it a shirt. You don't name it after the company. It's so not Everyone calls diapers diapers. No no, no, no, no no no no. Diapers are the cloth there are what is the thing that they call diapers? Okay, that's a mistake also, but look there are some looks. I understand that. I understand that band aid is the company name. I get that, and Scotch tape is the company name,

and those have become generic terminologies. But give me the clean, clean, clean ex fertiue, right, I get that, but those aren't flavors. My problem is the flavor thing. Yeah right, they're saying milk, white milk. And whoever started saying give me a coke? That's racist? Who was probably alive when PEPs existed in r C Cola and Dr Pepper and those are actual companies, have different products, so to call them coke when they're so Anyway, enough about that. Um My point was so

back to recycling. I'm not done ranting. Hit the music to your ears are about to believe. Here's my problem. I recycle at home. I'm all about the earth. I get it. I try my best to recycle here at work, but I'm doing a job. I don't have time to go down the hall. So if you want me to recycle, put mix same mixed recycling in Spanish. Put those bussera pails that say that on them everywhere. So wherever I am,

I throw a soda. But so what I'm doing now is I put them back in my backpack and I end up going home with like three empty bottles of soda every day. And it's soda because some days it's diet coke. Whichever one Target has on sale that week is what I buy. I don't care. You are so so part of the tribe, so what excuse me? Yes? What does that mean? What? Hold on? Hold on? Hold on, hold on. You don't get to say that. Why don't

I get to say that? Because if I if I said that, don't look at you typical gangster because you're Italian. I don't get to say that because you're jerious. Yeah, because I buy what's on sale. Listen, I would buy what's on sale too. That's being smart, being smart with my money. But I'm you're saying, my people are smart. Now, why did you bring those bottles home? Really so you can recycle them? There's no recycling of Jersey, so suck it. Oh you don't know well where I live. Yes, you

have to recycle. You don't get a nickel back, is what I'm saying. There's no bloody back on the on the soda. You want to hear some nickel back? No, I do not. Never made it as a wise man, you know, yeah, no, But no, Why are you offended

by something that's an observation because part of the tribe. Okay, I'm part of the Try if you want to say to me, oh, your family is all ivy leage, because you're part of the tribe, I'll take it if you tell me I bring empty bottles of soda home because I'm happy to have because I was raised with different fables that you are. That's ridiculous. Wow, this guy's he's going in on me. You see this, That's what I have to typical typical Brooklyn of town. This is what

I have to deal with. This negative connotation. There was no negative connotation? It is it? Is it a positive connotation? Have you ever seen a good looking woman walking down the street. You go look at the ass on hard. I bet she brings empty bottles home. No, don't do that, said, you know what I want. I want to meet a girl like sports has a nice, nice, nice rack and knows how to recycle bottles. Yeah, that turns me on paper and plastics. Yeah, she gets her nickels. So's a stereotype,

and most stereotypes are based in fact. That's correct. But you don't But you don't get you don't get to say. Why don't I get to say, you're not part of the tribe? Yeah, alright, So scary is a Dominican of Dominican descent. What does that mean? What does that mean? What it means tells me? Because that's not domic You know what's gonna tell me? He's tell him doing the podcast alone next week. First of all, wow, this is not at all. It's Colombian. It isn't above being scary.

Why don't you play? That's play same smith? Like Thomas, she likes country music as a matter of fact. And by the way, before you say it, this country okay, alright, if you walk in the room, what music would you like? Any kind of music. I love you a music. I'm gonna play Gaslina. Okay, we Saylina's Puerto Rican the same thing. He's not Puerto Rican. By the way, Scary the Caribbean. Scary referred to people who speak Spanish as Spanish people before I had to correct him on that you're not

from Spain Latin, but Latinos from Latin America. America. Okay, they don't speak Latin. Before we get into that conversation, America, I'm Caribbean, though you're Caribbean. I'm from the Dominican So who would represent who is your people? Americans? She was born in New Jersey, yes I was. But sometimes the Spanish flavor to this, and you want to flavor, she's not Dominican flavor. Give me a Dominican artist that I could play. Can I play catal Dominican? But I'm really

going to sing Wine Up, Wine Up? Cataluna is a friend of mine on your snap. I was like, what the little little known fat Cataluna read one and I did a song together, red One. Really, you can call him right now and he'll confirm it. They don't say, don't call me now, all right? Okay, I'm not gonna stereotyping about play in Cataluna or anyone else. Dominicator, mother, you have stereotypes so much. This is gonna be a topic on the big show. How good topic on the thing.

It's not really great thing because he gets so he's like, he starts talking to not at most of America thinks like me, okay, people listening, I would say, based on national surveys these days, about thirty people in America thinks like, you know what. I don't want to hear it. It's a joke. I don't want to hear it. Don't don't get mad at me. I love you too. I love love you know. It's not Yarry, it's Yadi. It is Yaddy, but I take Yari too. It's little like lu Yadi God,

that's the worst. Liu Yati. No, it'd be becameyo Yati kenya right. Having you in here, you're you're awesome. Okay, So back to my music. This is a multi pot rant. So you know why I take the bottles home because one day I didn't realize how strict they were gonna be with this new policy. Because we weren't on the emails. The big shots were I threw a bottle in the garbage where it says trash before it said and just said trash. I threw a bottle in, I threw some

food on it. I threw u plates I had eaten off of a bunch of garbage. I was here late that day. I come in the next day, scary. Guess what's on my desk? The two bottles, the plastic four Oh my god, they went through the garbage and put the recyclable back on my desk. Disgusting. That's unsanitary. Almost did they say disgusting? Disgusting, disgusting? Oh no, by the way, did you just say no in English or Spanish? Nice? So what do you want to do? What do you

want them to do? I want, first of all, let's hire someone to go through the garbage and sort of disgusting and Spanish is so much better. I feel like you're telling me to ask Garrosso what it means. So what what would you like Bertie for the recycling? First of all, what is your first of all? You back me up here? The large blue pails should go back to being recycled, being mixed all because should go back

to being frit misto. Wow. In our minds. We associate blue like garbage pails to be recycling, so just make it recycling. Okay, all right, can we get off of this? My point was, these people are going through my garbage. And when I say these people, I just mean the people people you're talking about, Brody, the people that work for the sanitation division of our building management. That's it.

I don't I don't see uh ethnicity, and clearly you don't either, because you think she's every country but where she's from. All right, so so so so now what so? So they've gone through your ship. I haven't even gotten to the two rants I was upset about. But I have two more. I have two more. Do you want to hit? You have something scared because I got more rants? By the way, So Yesterday's fifteen minute morning show, so Wednesday's Elvis was hosting, and somebody said I want to

chime on the fifteen minute morning show. So Elvis told get the guy on the phone. Let's put him on the phone. So I was says, yeah, what do you want to talk about? He says, I just wanted to say I love when Brody rants. Yeah, Elvis really was he was. I thought you wanted to say something that was gonna drive this podcast to fift minutes. And I had the biggest grid on my face and Elvis was like, okay, but he's like, you really, you really like listening to

Brodie complain. You guys like that's comedy. Well, it's funny because he gets so passionate about it and then he doesn't stop, and it's awesome sometimes. All right, So I'm gonna save these two for next week. I think has I already got a bunch of rants out? Man, this has been a rough one. Well, I hope that. Okay, Okay, I got another rant. I got another rant? Hold on, get hit the music, hold on? Okay. So we have

a new thing on the morning show. We have a group chat, okay, And the purpose of the group chat so that web girl Kathleen web Girl Athlen sends out one or two text messages a day with hey, there's an interesting Instagram post or a tweet, chime in on it. Would love everyone's feedback. So we all kind of like have fun and wed chime in whatever. And we're all we've given specific examples that Nate, Scary and I all

came up with as executive producers. We please please please don't use this as a conversational tool, because then everyone's phone is going off. There's eighteen of us or fifteen of us, right And before you say, f me, brody, I know I have an Android phone. I'm not using eye chat. F you. I get it. Okay, all the eye chat people are put together and it's nice one conversation. The android person sees it as separate texts every time. No, no, no, I have I have I get group texts. It's just

it comes up weird, weirdly. Okay, it's not only the android person right now, from different people, now, from the same So. So about a half hour ago, Kathleen posted something and said, hey, love you guys to chime in on this. We're doing this podcast. My phone's going off with everybody going, oh hilarious. I'll do it now. I just did it. Thanks, I did mine. Not supposed to be doing That's We've had three meetings where we've said stop it, you don't reply, I'm just gonna block the chat.

Then they're like, why aren't you participating because you're driving me crazy. I want to I'm going so crazy. I want to take an empty bottle of die PEPSI banging against my head, and then it's no recycling. Listen, if I think at five cents, I'd buy a new car with the money from all the diet soda and diet coke and all the soda I drink. There's no nickel rebate in Jersey when you're recycling, not in Jersey, New York,

New York, not New Jersey. I'm sting me along with the I don't get any money back from from the sodas Otherwise. Scotty Bold, Scotty B takes recyclables and he goes on Sundays and he puts them all in the machine and gets the nickels right and him, I abandoned that a long time ago. What I abandoned doing that alone time ago? I used to I used to when I was a kid, That's how and recite. The five cent refund was just coming to New York, and I

was so excited. I used to go around to all the schoolyards and everywhere I could cans, the cans and bottles, put them in trash bags, brought them over to the recycle. I would I would make about And I was a kid before I had a job. When I was twelve, so yeahs back done was like dollars now pretty yeah, you're right about that inflation, you know. Thank you. By the way, we've just been looking for a way out of here for the past fifteen minutes. Okay, I'm sorry.

She keeps looking at me like I'm gonna I'm gonna take a shot of this, and I took. I took a lot of years of Spanish. I don't remember most of it. Whatever I know now I learned from working in restaurants and I got taught from my co workers. Now you said inflation in fluss as the scary Spanish Might I tell you you would not have said that sixty s the time. I'm actually right on with the war, the way I pronounced things, just by and that research. How did you come up with Yeah, it's a it's

a guestimate. Can you say sixty in Spanish? Sixty is say centa? Don't test me. I took high scream meal. How would you say a hundred thirty? On? Uh? Uh ciento trenta trenta to forget what tao? Is it too formal to say cienta trenta? Because back in the day I was taught you put the E in there. I've never said, okay, all right, we're told maybe that's how

you in my quill, that's how okay. So I'm saying something about people are okay, the scrub button on the podcast as we scream no, no, no, no, plus thirty plus thirty plus thirty here they hit the plus thirty button, meaning like thirty seconds advanced thirty advanced thirty advanced thirty. Okay, so here here my gripes for next week. I'll give you a little tease for episode eight, which is that means thank you. Go ahead, Bertie, all right, teas us.

Next week, I'm gonna rant about when companies say they asked they want a call back number. Okay, let's let's tell you what that is. But all right, and when they when the message says please leave a detailed message, Please leave a detailed message to be all right now before we before we get out of here, I just said, oh, and you and I both have our satellite cable provider problems. Yes, we do. We'll talk about that next week, Bertie. I I want to tell you about my vacation real quick.

I have to tell you what could you tell them? I didn't see on Snapchatt Holy Ship. Well, first of all, I had to be honest with people because no one would ever believe that would have scaled a mountain. But if you go to my Instagram, there's me at the top of a mountain with the ocean in the background. Their legitimately was a staircase that I cropped out of the I wrote it in the caption. Don't read my caption. That's the problem is I did your photoshop yourself onto

the mountain on Instagram? On Instagram, you actually, uh just watch the pick look at the pictures, and people barely read the caption out of breath. Trying to go on Space Mountain at Disney World, I'm like, this is a great pick, a great photo op. So there's a staircase and you just walk up the staircase like twelve steps, and then you're on top of this cliff and you just walk to the edge and you have somebody stand

down there. Robin's stood, you know, all the way in the background, and she just took a nice long shot of me on the mountain. I did zero work for it, but anyway, that was the good day. Then the rains came and I and I don't have many much room with all that's been going on, with all the the hurricanes and everything, I don't have much room to like complain.

But I will say, but, but no, I will say there was a tropical storm that went by that nobody took notice of here because it really just involved Mexico, and that is you know, I was in Los Cabos, I was in Cabo San Lucas, and there was this there was this tropical storm that fell nine miles short of a hurricane Cat one hurricane, and it was called it was called tropical Storm Irma. So yes, for for the first two days of my trip was great, sunny,

beautiful posting everywhere. That's the snapchats you saw. But then for the next thirty six hours, it was rain, it was wind, it was changing hotel. I changed hotels once because of the they lost the power, and then changed rooms at the second hotel twice because of water leakage. Water sprung a leak over the bed, started coming in over the bed like from the ceiling, and then the guys come into the room to say, oh, we'll take care of that. They go up on the roof. You

hear the ladders moving. They fixed that that little leak on the roof. But then ten minutes later in the hallway closet in the bathroom, water just started pouring in, gushing in. We had buckets all night. They had to get unloaded every thirty seconds minutes rather into the sink. There were water bubbles in the ceiling. The weird part. You were on the first floor of a ten story hotel. Yeah, exactly know. It was how many nights free stay? You

got a refund? That's where I need David Brody's power. Okay, So here's what this is. Where you got something? I hope I got nothing. They made so they when the night, the first three nights I paid for in the first hotel, and then they moved me the third night to this other hotel, which is a sister property. I'm not going to name names anyway, sister property means like ugly sister property. They never moved in to the hot system. Never, no, no, So so I wanted to know, Brody, where do you

think I stand in? Who was leaking the sister property? Was leaking the sister property? Okay? Did you did you pay the first sisters? Did you pay for the nights? Okay? At at Place A. At Place A. Okay, so nights one, two, and three I spent at Place A and the night before they moved me for one night. They for one night for the waterfall special. They actually repackaged it. It's beautiful.

It's a shower in every room Cascade. Yeah, so they moved me to that other The normal circumstances was property be the same price like there, it was more expensive. Yeah. So all night long, every they had to we had empty we had two empty buckets. We barely got any sleep. Point is I need to know from the standpoint of free dessert money back kind of thing. So they didn't offer you anything for that awful night I paid. I paid retail for the night that I barely slept. Oh

I didn't. So that's when my question comes in, and what had nothing to do? You should have dealt with it that night, like the next morning, go and listen. I didn't sleep. I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. How do I get my money back? Now you say you spoke to the manager and you're waiting for someone called, you start calling into Mexic I would call, I would call, Yes, I'd use the company phone. Note

because then it doesn't call. See. So, so if you've gone through this, if you're listening to this podcast and you've gone through something similar, David Brody Consumer Affairs. OK, what is the only thing you're paying for in a hotel? Place to sleep? Yeah? Give me, give me the logic that I would give to the people back uh at the property. What do you say, Let's say the hotel room cost you two hundred a night. You're not paying that for the continental breakfast. You're not paying that for

the bucket to get yourself ice. Ye, you're not paying it to use the poor night eight hundred bucks. The fourth night was screwed. I just said it was two dollars a night, right, yeah, exactly like I round it so about. You don't want people to hate you. I'm just making up a number. All right, you're paying for two hundred dollars. What are you paying for? At the very least, you're paying for a roof over your head? Right? Well, that roof was leaking, so you didn't get your money's worth.

The bed was wet, your hands are wet. Everything was in the closet got wet, but your luggage was in there. Then they said to me, Well, we still provided you with a place to sleep, and then you didn't sleep. You're you're bucketing out water, right, they didn't provide you a place to sleep, and they said, well, we we can't be blamed for the weather. No, but you're gonna be blamed for the roof caven In. Yeah, they have insurance. Maybe I should get my money. Yeah, your pacos need

to come back to you. I don't know any way. I just thought I would throw that out there. I'm upset now, Well what I'm more upset were you than them? You know how I feel when you when you leave money at the table. I did. I left money on the table. But but what do there are people listening to this podcast that that that are gonna say, Well, I went through something similar to stop payment on the credit card, but I didn't. But I didn't see anything

because I didn't want a ruffle feather. Okay, if you were with your boys instead of your girl, would you have said something No, because it's not the kind of person I am. I don't want to I don't want to create friction and staff. If you're not that kind of person, would you like to stay at my hotel? I'd love to have it. I got the palms on the roof. That's it. I got a dirt floor, I got I gotta call, I gotta call the customer. You didn't get. You didn't get. The problem is it's two weeks.

It's a week later. It's a week later. Oh no, now you're saying it's too late. Did you documented did you tell the guy to take take pictures? Took pictures? Did you take video of the water coming in you closet? Oh? No, I should have done that. But they know it. They know it did because there was there's records of it. What if they don't know what you're talking about? There's all they're all kinds of amaun. What was that, Brody?

You do that accident again? Well, if you notice what you just did, I was about, why don't you do that forever? Doing what I was about to do. If you listen back to it, I was about to do an accent traditionally of a Mexican staff member, and then hold on. The Mexicans could be proud of David Brody hold on and then no no. After the first half a syllable, I switched it to old Jewish guy. I said, we don't have it. And I went right into play it back every time, I went right into old jew brody.

You're a racist. First of all, thank you tomorrow. Hold on, that's not what racist means. D doing like you're doing a stereotypical accent, something that you actually stereotype. Not a stereotype, it's actually doing an accent. If I had done a British accent, you wouldn't care, No one would care. But if I if I, if I do a Polish accent or an Irish accent, people go, that's a bad Irish accent. But if I do an accent from one of four or five places I could think of right now, all

your racist. First of all, I think we all know what racist means. I think we could all. I called you out on that because that's what you know. On social media, people say that, yeah, you're racist. If I, if I do a phone tap with an Indian accent, it just means I'm not good at doing Indian accent. I love Indian people, not you know, totally messing with you know, I try, I want, I want, okay, do your impression again. Don't let me stop you. Nope. I

saved the impressions for the phone tap. All right, ladies and gentlemen, we we didn't even get through half of the stuff. Do we wanted to cover today? I wanted to talk about my aunt Millie. She's and she's drives a car. Can I tell you my call? My aunt Millie died last week? Oh my god, if listen, I may change my name to aunt Millie because there's longevity there. Can't call mine. It sounds like, let's call your yeah, and I'm gonna tell her, Oh, let's call your aunt Millie.

But understand that I'm gonna tell her that at least three of the gifts that you've given her, I know for a fact you got for free or stolen from work. Don't tell her that you busted. Alright, mill you know that coffee maker and all that coffee? Remember that that copy or facts machine? Is it time to go? You think it is right? Get in touch with us on Twitter everywhere? Yeah, you know, to repeat ourselves. Brooklyn Boys Band Boys