#59: A Treat Full Of Tricks

otherwise known as phone taps. So it's almost leftover candy because this is stuff that we didn't get to play on the big show, but we thought would be more appropriate to play on our Brooklyn Boys podcast. And uh, in other words, Elvis, if you want to play it, because sometimes when we pitch things to him and he doesn't like it, he'll go, you know what, do it on your show, And then Brotie and I look at

each other and we go podcast. That's that's how the unused jokes segments started here, right, No, you're not gonna do the joke. Don't want to play body's parody? Okay, speaking of which, I have a couple of Halloween parodies that I wrote for this year that I played for tomorrow, didn't have time to the load into the system, so we might I don't want to promise things. And then that one girl gets upset on the iTunes And by the way, about fifteen people gave us five star reviews

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and it's all sandwich wraps. And I'm like, why did I think of w R A p w r A p I d Oh it's called what about a hip hop place called r A p I d o u H d o u g h rappid? Oh my god, a hip hop pizza or a Simpsons place like r A p I d o H have like hip hop Simpsons Rapid Dog don't get like, you know, home all right, So we want to get right to it here. This is not gonna be a long podcast. I don't want to hear your bitch. Yes, I gotta commute. They're already saying,

what did you mean? This is seventeen minutes. This is a no. We're gonna do another podcast tomorrow. Well yeah, so the next podcast you here will be a day after this one. That will be episode fifty nine. Whatever one is what this is called. No, this is called bonus. This is no. This is bonus, but no, it's fifty nine. It's about we have to keep him in numerical order. Okay, so this is a bonus fifty nine, which happens to be a bonus. So we're going to name it fifty nine. No,

but here's a problem, berdie. If you call it fifty nine, they're gonna be like you didn't. We didn't get a full podcast worth of material. That's no, fifty nine could be a bonus. Zero is a bonus. It was still a number. Well, if you okay, we'll name a fifty nine, and we've done other bonus episodes we'll call it. But if you if you criticize us for calling a bonus, hey guess what, you'll never get a bonus episode again.

I'll give you a bonus see your bone. Also, as much as we appreciate it, we can't normally do two episodes, but if we find ways to come up with short form podcasts to give you a second one, we will. This was just something we thought. You know what, Halloween's on a Wednesday. We don't have time to do a full hour, hour and twenty minute podcast today. But you know what, for the people, let's drom some Halloween podcasts, right, So let's let's but I've got rants for tomorrow. For

next episode. Yeah we do. I have I have stuff to talk about. Two hold hold our fire car Insurance called me wait, like tell you that story. They were looking for trouble. Can we stop saying cheese and pictures? I feel like we should talk about that. Now, let's do some people taking pictures NonStop for I'll just want let's bring this out right now. Now. We took a Halloween picture today and people will be taking pictures all

day and selfie. I hate it. When so we had we had an account executive here, which is a fancy way of saying salesperson. Right, they sell the air time to the clients. They have a very, very valuable role in our company. And we were taking a Halloween picture and for a client. And what did they say to say? They said, everybody say happy Halloween. No no, no, no, no. It was a it was a client name and not gonna client. But the client did not have an E

in it. They did not have the E sound. The point you say cheese is so that your mouth will make a smile. If even that makes it look stupid. If you tell someone to say anything, that's more everybody say. Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show so half of you were like you're and then half you like and some of you were on the move. Right, don't do that? Say smile? Can I please? Because this has happened to me two times now in the past year. If somebody you're taking a picture, no, I wish two times. I

wish two times. If somebody says say cheese, nobody gives a funk. If you're lactose intolerant, or if you're a vegan, what did someone smart? Everybody say cheese, I'm la dozen die and so I guess. I guess I'll say almond milk, I'll say lactaid. No fucking say cheese. Don't root of everybody and a vegan, nobody cares take the pictures breakfast this morning. We said this on the other podcast. They

broached bagel bagels and and they brought clumpy eggs. It's almost like they heard the podcast by no hold on, it's fuck you, brody, fuck you scary. Okay. If you if you want to be first in that, you can have that. You can be fucked first. Okay. So on Today's Elvis. On Today's Alvis during fifte minute morning show, which in case you don't listen, on the same day Today's Halloween. So the October thirty one Elvis Duran fifteen minute morning show, we had to explain to everybody else

on our morning show what a spagel is. We found out that Straight Nate, one of our other producers, uh, he grew up in Erie, Pennsylvania, where they had bagels in a bag and they kept him in the freezer. They were called bagels. I don't want to dispatch, yeah,

and so they are spagels. In fact, I remember it was a kid show when I was growing up, when it was sponsored by Lenders, and they would throw bags of Lenders bagels into the crowd at the end of the everybody gets Lenders bagels, And I'm like, lenders bagels, Why would you want bagels in a bag? Let me tell you something. You may live in a great town

where everybody's nice, you everybody knows everybody. You may live in a city in the Midwest where, uh you know what beautiful tall buildings and beautiful scenery and history and then and nice people. But if your bagel's coming a bag, you gotta move, you gotta get out. If you grew up and people told you this is the best bagel and you have to open up a twist tie of bagels. Went on and on about about a good a good bagel, and we'll repeat it again. And you can get good

bagels and other places in the country besides New York. Yes, but they have to be done properly. And the proper way is to boil it in water first and this way, you know, then you put it in the oven and that's how you get The proper way is to go to a bagel place. I get a bagel. But some of those even cut corners. Well, if you go to bagel place, they should have the bagel ovans. They should be cooking the bagels. You should be looking around for that big pot of No to Spagel's no she bagel,

not a she bagel. No, not Sheboygan Spagel she bagel. Right one too. Right. Oh and by the way, we got complaints last week. Who many phone calls? I agree, no phone calls? I see, Are you doing a phone because it's not a phone show. Yeah, people want to talk to us. They're our listeners. There are slices for life. I love the slices. We can't do three long calls. We do one call. Bonus episode, but I'm sure it'll be good. Well, who's first of all, who's giving you

feedback about phone calls? All the people that tweeted in Instagram to be and said that's got that's bullshit. I think a lot of people like phone calls, the ones who talk the phone calls. Don't you like talking around listens? I do, but like too many phone calls. I think we should do one in the beginning of the call with the podcast, maybe one later on the podcast. Okay, well, maybe this person here that I'm trying to call back that just texted us at Now, now, if it's a

shitty phone call, is it a shown call? Is it a phone call? Your call cannot be completed as it's a call. That's a fake. It's a sphone call. It's terrible. That was a sphone call. All right, let's move on. Let's talk about why we're here today. Please. We have two phone taps that haven't aired a long time. Now, Um, what was the reason why yours hasn't running a while? Well, the thing is, the thing is mine is very Staten

Island focused. I did it on a Staten Island woman who wanted to rent a catering hall for Halloween and Staten Island, by the way, is one of the five boroughs in New York City if you didn't. And we're the Brooklyn Boys and this is a burrow of it's a bridge away six toll set. So I did this back and I and I said, Hey, I'm like, I was gonna play it on the Big Show, and I'm

like it probably has run its course. It has some references to like like local things in it, like this is a better student for the Brooklyn Boys podc and we can explain and talk about so if we mentioned a street or we don't get it. And then I came across yours, Brody another one of them that I thought. It's funny, but it's not really suited for the Big show right now because it's better for our podcast because it talks a lot about Coincidentally, no, it's the Statin

al one because she's but she's talking about you. She's from Staten Island. Also, you can hear. This is not to say that Statin on phone Tap should not run the Big Show. It's just that these are very localized. Yeah, so if you're listening around the country, you won't appreciate the references as much. Right, you might, but I think we'll you'll still appreciate the characters. The people that we call are are are are crazy people and they deserve to be heard and by the way, nice people, but

they did not take kindly to our calls. You're playing yours first. Yeah, let's do it, all right, Elvis, Duran, Elvis, Duran. Phone tap? All right, let's get into it, the phone tap with Scary. You did this one right, Scary, Yes, dear Elvis, we had a Halloween party at a wedding hall. Book since summer, my friend Lauren is one of the party planners. The guy from the wedding hall we've been dealing with has been pretty shady, so we've been anticipating

something going wrong. So why don't you guys pose as the shady guy from the wedding hall who's gonna screw up our Halloween party. Let's phone tapper. This comes from Tricia and Sean. They are phone tapping Lauren. Alright. Tricia starts to call to her friend Lauren, and then Scary comes on as the shady caterer, which is not a stretch for him. Let's listen to your phone te Hi, what we have a big problem. What I got a

phone call from the hall. Yeah. Remember Ken's being real shady. Yeah, well now they're telling me that we can't have our party. Oh my god, I couldn't really talk with my bosses here. But he's saying that they have somebody else in that now they're not letting us to the party. This is really like Adam gidding me and your chap with desk. I know they care the day they got to give me the number ANU for him our conferences. Yeah, Hello, this is Ken. Hi, Ken, It's Tricia calling about this

party we're supposed to have on Saturday. I have my roommate Warren on the Phone's a big problem. You're trying to cancel the party on us two days before. Okay, I'm not trying to cancel the party. I'm just saying that you should have it somewhere else. No, we cannot have it somewhere else just two days before. You're a very shady individual. And I've known people that have tried to book parties with you before and you they all agree.

You have to understand something in this business. Money talks. There's somebody that we have that is going to pay double. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. We had the money, we saw a contract. It's not all about money talk. It's about the first comfort. And when we came to you back in August, you said that date was ours. Who says other people? These are special people, if you

know what I'm talking about, people special people. These are special people, the ones the family did you ever see growing up, Gattie, I don't care if they're the goodies. I don't care. Are you telling you have the party because the goodies, who are special people are willing to pay more money. They got much more money than you. It doesn't matter that they have more money than us. It matters that we started a contract a party. Your whole contracts are made to be broken. People break marriage

contracts every single day. Marriage contract in here is about party. Now I'm getting married and there's gonna be major, major problems. God is a special. You don't know who else is sechel a special? It does not matter if I'm special. Apparently you have some problems, so we can call youth special. Hey, you're gonna be writing to you while to be shut down? Answer, I write a letter in the act. Answer I get this news on your back Listen, you're gonna come in

here with your trashy friends. You're gonna be like friends. What's your costume gonna be? Are you gonna be a sexy alley cat or like a devil? I mean, just think of what you Just think of what you're bringing into my catering hall. You this can't happen. We need to have this party. Okay, listens, friends, all I need is for other people to see what you're not wearing, and my catering hall is going to go down the tubes. You don't because you're not You and your skanky friends

can go somewhere else. Okay, lose up to be ready for you? Do you want me to on you? Because I watch your back. You can't even afford a cell phone that works properly with all these crackers. I can't even hear you. No, my phone is perfect, okay perfect. You are not perfect. You have big white Tress Nettleton has life. Not to run a carring hall for a living. That's what you do for a living. You run a

catering hole. Does that make you have You don't even come close to the importance of growing up Gotties growing up telling yourself get a right special people, if you know what I mean, growing up gotties or probing the pay triple two days before you and your little friends can go somewhere else, someone's basement and have kool aid. I'm hanging it up now before I bring the net or have somebody else to do it like the Goodies. I'm calling a lawyer. Hello, Lauren, Yes, this is Ken.

I know who it is. I'm at work right now. I can't talk about this. I was outside on my cell phone. Okay, finish, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. We don't want it at your trashy hole. It's your problem now, buddy. If your problem problem, you've got a severe case of smoker's lung. The way you're wheezing. How many packs of daily smoke? Are you kidding me? Are you like? What? How professional are you? Why don't you learn how to pronounce words? Why aren't you killing

you yourself? Why don't I just kill this phone tap we're doing? You could thank sewn. I had nothing to do with this. Don't get in trouble, Tripp tripp in roommate tri show Lauren, Yes, this is Scary Jones in the Morning show you got phone tapped my job the Halloween parties on I'm dropping bok to check tomorrow. Oh you your bitch? Yes, you know it would work with you morning And I said, there's no way anyhow. I know everyone's voices, Michael, about everybody, so that you have it,

so she knows your voice, Michael Oppenharmer's voice at all. Yeah. Yeah, but we just thought that that was a little outdated. We didn't play it on the Your Trashy Hole. I'm like, we gotta play it somehow. We're gonna play it on our podcast. And if you listen, I mean references the Growing Up Gottie Show and people don't know, you know the Gotties were like, you know they were in Queens. She's another borrow from Brooklyn people. Yeah, that was good.

I was trying to find the original tracks to that, because there was an unedited version which actually went on a little longer and was filthier and had she like she was like calling me your your mother, Like there was like a really there's a back and forth there that's not that doesn't exist in that version. Couldn't find it,

and I know the same thing for yours, Brodie. We had another version of yours that was yeah, I'm gonna try to find it, but this is the edited one that we used on the radio a few years back, but hasn't played in a long time, so we might as well. It's new to you, as we like to say. So this woman lived in Staten Island and she was a crazy decorator for Halloween. Two thousen last time that's played, all right, but I did it and like A thousand two three a long time ago, and so I called

it a complain about her house. I believe I haven't heard it in that long, So enjoy dan phone tap well listen Over on Staten Island, there's this one lady named Joy who is ned fun of every year. She's known as the Halloween Lady. I'll go as far as to say she's the crazy Halloween Lady. She has her house all decorated, ghosts hanging from trees, goblins everywhere. When you're ring the doorbell and goes WHOA. Anyway, an email came in from her daughter Samantha and her husband Tom.

They said, look, everyone on the block is really upset. Mom goes a little overboard with Halloween. Why don't you be one of the neighbors and call Joy the Crazy Halloween Lady and get her crazy? So Dave Brodie pulled it out of his whatever last night. We're calling Joy the Crazy Halloween Lady for today's phone tip. Hello. Yeah, is this Joy? Yeah? Listen. My name is Anthony. I live around the corner. Yeah. I walk my dog on your block every day. I walk my kid home from

school past your house every day. Your house is a freaking I store. Why the St Transylvania okay, with the tombstones and the ghosts and all the crap in the window? What's your what's your last name? We're about my last name? Now, what's your last name? You called me up and you're telling me my house is an I saw. You don't think it's an I saw? What are you kidding me? What are your vampire? I gotta walk by that every day. My kid's Freddy your house. That's the laddie here afraid

of my house? This is Halloween. Oh well, you got a month before Halloween. Too bad. Then don't don't walk up my block. I have to walk up your block. You don't have to walk up my block. Walk around the corner. Is it all the same around? Here's a rule? A bunch of all of us? What does that mean? You're on this block is a bunch of then why did you move here? I shouldn't have. I shouldn't have. What are you from Brooklyn? That's right, I'm from Brooklyn.

Come here like you're on the place. This guy's a moron, anthony from around the block. Well, like I said, don't walk around the corner. Stay on your side. Okay, you don't have to walk around the corner here. A lot of people like what blind people like that house? You know? I don't have to hear you. Yes, you dope up there today. I'd ring your bell, EXA, you got that? Here we go? Bring it on. Hello, listen, don't hang up on me. All right, come over there and start

taking decorations down? You're talking about keep calling the house? Are you getting off on this? Look? You must say you must listen. Lady around here, we talk things out with our neighbors. If you don't like it, walk around the other corner. That's all I could tell. Why can't you take a tombstones down? I'm not taking nothing down. Everything stays up. This is Halloween. My kids enjoy it. My neighbors enjoy it. Listen, we have standards, walk around them.

Let me talk to someone else in the house. Let them tell me to like your decorations. Okay, hold on, ye who's this Samantha? Samantha, you like those damn decorations your mother puts up? No, I don't like them too much. It's embarrasson. Tell your mother what that you just said to me? Say, my mother's too embarrassons down, hays them down. I'm not had too much. It is too great. Hold on, hold much you want to here? That's my daughter, Samantha. How could she agree with you when she helped me

do it? Listen to me. I'll give you a thousand dollars. Take that craft down? How much did you pay for it? You know what, Anthony, I don't have time for these little games. Okay, you want to come over here, come on over here now and and start ripping it out, and then I'll call the police. You know what? What? Not only should you go back to Brooklyn, but there's something you need to know, lady. Yeah, your daughter Samantha, who hates your freaking house as much as I do. Yeah,

she called the radio you've been phone tack. I'm gonna break your legs, giving me a heart attack here, I'm gonna freak and kill us. I'm gonna kill my daughter. I can't believe it. I'm having palpitations here. I don't believe she did this to me, Shy. Yeah, you didn't like that dump either a bit? Will you give me sour face? Brodie? What do you want sour me candy? Over there? I'm listening to it, kid. She sounds like our friend Danielle de Lillo. She does. Uh so, Yeah,

that was h I don't remember. That was back when Elvis used to read the letters. Now we read the emails. Both of those were very old, very old candy. Yeah, but it's candy done the less. They were good. I just haven't heard them in a long time. That's all. Are you giving out candy today for Halloween? Um? You know what, I live on a on a cul de sac, a dead end with a big round thing at the end, so you can get a lot of kids because it's

the rich guys, you know. First of all, I think this called the sax On houses that people don't have. I don't have it. I'm just I'm just saying, I just think that people will assume no, dude, they oh, yeah, because I have a cul de sac street that just happens to be end because there's a river at the end of the block. You think people houses at the end of the cul de sac, you have to assume they paid more for them. Therefore they're going to spend more money in kids. Not true, And I didn't uh.

Second of all, because I live on a dead end street off of the main road. They no place for the kids to walk to get to my street, so nobody comes. What happens is I keep the bowl of candy by the door. Nobody comes to the house. Then when everybody comes back from the other neighborhoods they went to, they're like, let's do all block before we go to bed.

Then they ring my belt like nine ten o'clock at night, and I'm like, you know, getting ready to go to get go to work the next day, were getting ready for bed whatever, and I you know, bing dang a treat and now a ten o'clock Like where were you

at six when I was ready to go? So I get the kids on the block, which is fine, they're all very nice, but I get them when they're done, and they already have like bags and bags of candy, so by the time they get to me, they're looking for things they don't already have, and like, yeah, you're getting you're getting skittles and and now and laters or whatever I have. At least, uh, you're not me who hide from everybody. I literally shut the lights, locked the door.

You're living in a giant apartment building, which means which means the people who trick or treat are the kids in your building. Yes, but the thing is they go rapid fire. They go from floor to floora door to door, and and I gotta work in teams, go with like two people. One rings one bell, one rings the other, and you get two doors open at the same time. And then you play him and go, oh, mr Mr Jones only gave me two things? What did you name? But give me he gave me four things in a dollar.

You have to actually sign up in my building voluntarily, so you're in a PC building. Yeah, I'm not on the sign up sheet. That's lame, except for the years that Greg t stopped by put my name and signed me up for me. That's freaking lame. So you don't want kids ringing your bell. No, no, I would sooner get a bowl of candy and throw it outside and then say, hey, help yourself kids system That no such

thing anymore. They don't have the honor system. You don't think if I put in a giant bowl of candy outside that they would just help themselves and just ten twenty at a time if they like, what if you put Reese's peanut butter cups out? Get that gone seconds? All right? Then there you go. And I like your costume today, Oh, green arrow. I love the green arrow. Bro Brody was wearing green pleather pants and a pleather jacket. Okay, so I put the green fox leather they called fauld

leather full leather. I put the full leather on and I slipped them on, and I'm like, they don't have pockets. I catching to put my phone in there on pockets. Like that's uncomfortable. Yeah, So I complained to to the other people who are like, yeah, he's pants on pockets. I keep trying to put my phone in my leg. So I go to the bathroom and there's no there's no fly in the front, so I you know, I

have to pull the leather pants down. I felt like raw some friends where you had like baby powder's legs to get Now, they weren't tight but the plastic and it got warm in here, so it's sticking on my legs. I'm like, there's no zipper, there's no pockets, they're tight. You know, they're giving me crabby. It just all it wasn't prayed by the sale man. And I'm so, you know the bathroom we go to right over here when you're taking a p what's directly behind you and what's

behind the sink? Right So somebody walks into the bathroom as I'm peeing and I turned around to say hi, and I see in the mirror my ass has a zipper. Oh my god, the pants were on backwards. You're kidding me. You were wearing him backwards the entire time. So I had to go in the stall swap him around. And I'm like, oh, I've got pockets in a zipper? How did it feel that it's liberating? Liberating so much better? Well, um,

that's my advice. By the way, don't wear your leather pants so full leather pants backwards not a good looks, not a good feel. I still don't know how people pee in their costumes, in the costume, the costume. But you know what I'm saying. I was ron Burgundy, and I gotta say, I'm pretty happy with this, but I'm not. I spent a lot of money. You're dying, by the way, you are dying to tell people you spent I don't know.

It's not I'm not gonna know. You've said three or four times, this is a better costUS because I had four different engagements for Halloween that related that I had to go to between the Saturday night party, tonight, on the floor today, all these things that I have to do, and everyone is criticizing me for not doing a different costume every time. So what I'm trying to tell them is I spend a lot of money. Out of money, I'm getting every last Nichols weren't out of this costume.

I am milking. What if? What if? What if a bride woman gets married to was a wedding dress, very expensive, and it goes to a bombs for the next week and she's like, I paid a lot for this dress, I'm wearing it. Well, you're comparing apples, and of course I am. That's what I do. I don't think Oh, here's my question. They shouldn't criticize. If they want to buy you three more outfits, they can buy you three more outfits. No, but some people really feel that, Oh,

I can't double wear a costume. My criticism is Ron Burgundy's like ten years ago. No, but it's back. That's the thing. I feel like you're wearing like a deplorable costume. No, fifteen years ago, despicable me. Those little guys Anchorman came out in two thousand four. Everything from that ear is coming back. So they're bringing back those old school costumes. So it's kind of it's cool again. You understand, it's kind of yeah. I mean I get to put on a polyester suit and not deal with a mask or

face paint. I'm excited. Probably should have Let me say something, Now, that's a good looking that. I mean, it's a well made wig. It's well and and then the mustached out forget I can do with that. So let me ask you a question and you can tweet us on this one. Let me know what you think. By the way, I will be on the radio stations float later if you're happen to be hearing this podcast. What you mean is York's Float New York. If you're in Greenwich Village and

you haven't flat, yeah, so I'll be there. I'll be on the floor. There might be a kiss if I'm float. If you have a Halloween be Ron Burgundy, Anchorman and you know what, I'm not adhering to the theme of Robot. Okay. If someone doesn't know what your costume is, yeah, is it more your fault or their fault? Like if you were not nothing gimmicky, not like oh I combined two

things and you have to figure it out. If you're wearing like like Ron Burgundy, if I'm Green Arrow, if you don't know that I'm Green Arrow, is it my fault not wearing anything like Superman? Or isn't your fault for not known Green Arrow? I think it's your fault because you did not You didn't consider pop culture when you when you selected your costumes. I'll give you the great example of that. Several years ago, I decided to go as Frankenberry. Frankenberry Cereal, which by the way, every

Halloween still on store. Shehell, it's there all year round, but they focus it during Holloway. They super focused Berry. Right, It's that's three of the five monster cereals, they would do it. The other two there was Fruit Brute, Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy. Yes, Scotty Bee could tell you that well, but he could as well. He's the only other person I know. You and him, Okay, that could tell the list of people that know stuff. I know stuff.

Big pink ass, fucking Frankenstein looking thing with the bolts in the head. He's sort of like a hippo if Frankenstein was a hippo and giant pink hands, big bright pink. You can't miss this character. And several years ago, I'm like, I'm gonna be Frankenberry for Halloween and everybody cereal from the seventies, but they still sell It's it's past, It's hey Day. Oh my god. Well let me tell you something. Um.

I learned that very quickly. I went to a Halloween party out in the city, and nobody knew who the funk I was. They thought you of Fattenstein, right, Yeah, that they were. They were quoting all these are you pinky in the brain? Are you? They said? Five other costumes of characters I've never heard of, SpongeBob, Pinkhead. No one said are you Frank and Berry Cereal? And that was the moment I had the box of cereal with you. I should have. I should have, but I did not,

and I therefore assumed the blame. I told you what my serial costume I wanted to do this year, right, what I was gonna do? Uh? I have a post Raisin brand costume, but then put tattoos on my face and post Raisin brand malone. I love it. There it was. I knew there was a post but I didn't. But yeah, hey, you didn't do that. You wouldn't think I got a

great idea. You gotta do be a serial killer. You're gonna we're cereal box where you carry a knife with blood carry and you could be a serial killerver Da, don't do that idea. Don't be that guy, Cereal, don't be that guy. Speaking of don't be that guy watching? Uh Kelly and Ryan, Yeah, so they did. I Dream of Genie, which is a classic sitcom from the sixties early seventies, went for almost a decade. I believe whatever it was perfect for their audience. Yeah, exactly, So Kelly

was Genie Barbara Eden little pink outfit. Everyone knows the Genie it's a famous iconic TV customed. So then um, Ryan Seacrest was Major Nelson, her master who was in the Air Force. He's wearing a blue Air Force NASA so he worked for NASA. He's in the blue NASA space outfit. I think he was in May been in

the Air Force, and then NASA. Don't correct me. I don't care anyway, So after a couple of minutes he appears again like he makes a wish and now he's Genie also, so he's dressed as Gene in the little pink outfit. Would have a been showing and she's Genie. So Ryan Seacrest full makeup. First of all, I get him credit for having the balls to do it. I wouldn't have done it. Ryan wasn't a good look. He's it's Halloween. Everything's acceptable. But no, no, but here's what

I wanted. No, not because he put he dressed like a woman, because Kelly Ripple looks so much better in the same outfit. Right, So I would have put Kelly Ripple in the Major Anthony Nelson uniform, made hard dress up like the man, but a role switch. He would look cuter. But when you put him next to a very petite, ripped, muscular, abs abs everything. Kelly Ripper is you know, she's in shape. It just made ripped up. She's ripped. Yeah, so yeah, she's uh yeah, all right.

Well to go back to your answer, your question, it's your fault. It's your fault. You're saying it's frank, but it was. It was my fault for choosing a costume that was probably culturally irrelevant, like you know what one's gonna But if you go, if you goes ron Burgundy and then someone doesn't know who you are, then it's their fault. It's their fault because I still think ron Burgundy is very recognizable and still relevant. That's why I think it's recognizable. I don't know if it's as relevant

as you might think. I think the people that like the movie love it. You don't want relevant to me. I've never seen the movie because I have a real zipper. And more importantly, it's not in the back like mine. In my fall leather pants, my pleatha. When I went to school, the kids called the pleather pants. We're gonna have a real episode tomorrow. I'm not done yet. I want to do another hour. Now's no, I'm tired. Alright, well it's do an hour tomorrow. But we do have

this old, unused parody. No, it's not this this this parody aired a lot back in the day, back in the day. But now I don't know if everyone nationally will get the humor. But I should I explain it. I said, you gotta set it up because if you I think this is one of me one of those things, you're gonna be like, okay, you're talking about let us

set it up then, okay. So there's a special type of bread that Jewish people eat called cola, right, and that's whenever jay Z goes Halla, I always gonna calla right. So I this bit called Halloween. It's pronoun with the spit in the back of your throat. By the way, there was a guy who was there was who There were two people, uh, finalists for the New York Mets general manager position. One guy's name is Brodie van Wagenen spells at B R O D I E. So I

have a problem with him. But the press conference yesterday was Brodie, what do you think about doing this? Brodie? What he plans? Brodie? Brodie? Brodie was great. It was like he was talking to me. It was great. All the reporters right. The guy who came in second spells his name C h A. I m bloom him bloom. So somebody wrote on Twitter, how do you pronounce that guy's name? Well, how do you spell him? You can't

because there's no letter. So my peeps, my heaps, hashtag tribe, what I need is I was thinking some people write C h like when they're hanaka the right honika, and then people go, no, it's hannaka, but there's no way to spell hanka. So so I think if you spell it C capital H, that should be the new way that if you see C capital H, then people know

that's hot. That's my theory. So the point is this bit is a Jewish spoof on Hollow Queen called Halloween, and uh it's it's it's a Jewish guyance as the door, but that's really the bag. Hey, boys and girls, it's that time of year again. Who is it? Happy Halloween? Come in open your bags here you go, Hey, what's it? Yeah, that's not any bread, that's color bread for Halloween. That's yes, kids, it's time once again for Halloween. Who is it? Hey? Kids?

Geppy Halloween? Here, open your bags I got a special trip. This color has got raisins. Don't you have any chocolate? I got chocolate macaroons? Does that come? I'll be right back. Hey, kids, where you're going? Halloween? A night of ghouls, goblins, ghosts and Goldberg's. That was great. I love that, love that. Yeah all right, we didn't play it on the Big Show. Unused parody for this year. Uh. Our friend Insta West who takes a lot of pictures for our show. He

just walked by with a giant scary fat head. We've had West on the podcast, yeah we have, but by the way, follow him. He takes great pictures. He's on Instagram, is at Insta west e s. He also takes the pictures for I Heart NYC. We love him, you know. And he's walking around with a scary fat head. Yeah, what's that all about? You know who else does scary Jones? You're a you know what you? Yeah? Alright, I didn't say it though. You fourth quarter. I'm going on Dr

fat loss. You wait for first quarter, second quarter, scar, We gotta talk about that now you have different quarters. Dude, I'm gonna lose a dirty dirty bam you you you shopped you shopped. We'll talk about this on the next You shopped for the wrong quarter And I also the next podcast, want to talk right town, I'm gonna forget, but I also want the next podcast, want to talk

about the party. I went to todcast uh beast Boy, Yeah, you and I went to uh Q and a is little talking talks of our two of two of our favorite bands. Um. I went to see I'll tell me who you want to see? Well, you went all right? I would see Kiss right, he was a kiss And I got to see Adam Horovitz and who's king ed Rock and Michael Diamond Mike d on stage. Two of the best boys. M c A unfortunately left us. He pressed in piece uh and the two of them did

a stage show. Uh. It's kind of the the book, the Beastie Boys book which they just released, which is and I've got It's a six page hardcover masterpiece. You'll finish forty pages and stop. I will read the whole thing. I will read it cover to cover. I'm a Beastie Boys fanatical fanatic, so I went there. They did it. They did a show in town Hall. It was a stage show and they kind of relived the book told

stories the book, well, they told stories from it. They showed pictures, video, They even did a couple of skits. It was cute. It was awesome that Mr Mixed Master Mike on stage there DJ and it was a wonderful time. They played at the King's Theater in Brooklyn yesterday. You go into deep I was gushing. Anyway, point is yo, pick up the Beastie Boys book if you're a fan like us. And you know what else did boys Mr Boys did? They did this song and they just like us.

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