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invented the hot dog. He was the guy. He was the man. He's got his teas the inventor. Hello, and his name is in the hot dog back when I was back in eighteen sixty seven. His name is in the hot dog. But no night trates. Our friends at Barstool Sports say it's the best hot dog they ever had in their lives. This is the top hot dog in Coney Island, and it's not Nathan's, says The New York Post and the Gothamist, who I worship their reviews, they said, most likely the best hot dog you'll ever
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with Brody and Scary. You did it to me again? What you did it to me again? You? You are the idea, the I D guy. You go in with the artist. Now you get the best. Mascalco was on the big show with us because we had him on all podcast. All right, you know what? The one under that a little surprise for you. Go underneath that one. Listen to this one ahead, Brody, you shouldn't help you up,
God play the second one. Hey, this is Sebashia Manna Skalko and you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody and Scary. Boom you fuck you. That's ridiculous song. No podcast was my idea. I don't know. Play the song no no starta bos Brooklyn Boys start up, Brooklyn Boys Up, They making Noise dot Up. Episode fifty seven, The Hindes catch at Chip not a sponsor yet, what boy?
I would put Heines on the Feltman's right now? Seven varieties right, they probably have more now, but that's their that's their name, that's their logo, that's their evidence. It's Scary. The bottom right corner that screen is something in black untitled. Play that one play that for me. I gotta something. Hey, this is Sebastian Manaskalk and you're listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Scary and Brody. There you go. I still got two of mynipp There you go. What's the Gipper?
The Gipper? Yeah? I heard the Gipper? I've heard someone someone has said that before. It's from a football movie where he dies and they say, win one for the Gipper, Win one for the Gipper. So who's the Gipper? He was their guy? Don't tweet us? Yeah? Well so yeah? So what is fifty seven in the Hines fifty seven seven variety? Because I used to have one. Shines used to have fifty seven things. Well too, I know the green one varieties of ketchup. They had varieties of products.
Do they still have fifty seven different products? Of hundreds? Now? I can't name anything but but relish and hot dogs. What else they make? Mustard and mustard? What are the condiments do they make? Do they make sour kraw? I'd like to know the fifty seven things, plus that Hindz maker. Here's what according told the wiki, it says hines fifty seven is a shortened form of a historical advertising slogan which used to be fifty seven varieties of pickles. So
there you go. So it's not fifty seven products, it's fifty seven varieties of pickles. But they don't even have that. They I can only let me see if I can name them, uh, kosher deal, bread and butter, sour, half sour, quarter sour. That's all I got. I got four. They still make fifty seven? They certainly don't. They shan't know. Maybe back in the day maybe they did, but or maybe over the course of time they had played with fifty seven different But you know, those businesses will go.
We've been you know, Bob Stephen, Bob's Henderson's Furniture store since eighteen fifty seven. You know, there's no freaking way they've been this since eighteen fifty seven. They probably had like a grandfather who sold a chair to his neighbor. They're like, oh, we've been selling furniture. The next time you see one of those unbelievable signs, like we've been selling electronics since eighteen nine screenshot, they don't have electronics in nine. Let's WICKI that I will, I will google
it send us. I'd like to know who claims to have been in business that I feel like you're lying. I feel like, like, oh, selling fresh produce since maybe maybe I'll give you that, But I feel like your great grandfather had an apple car, you know, during the depression, and then for like thirty years, nobody's sold any fruit in your family. And then you know, you may had like you had a little stand you set up. You sold lemonade, which is like, oh, that's sort of a fruit.
You're like, oh, let's open up a store, like since eighteen ninety five, we've been selling fruit. No you haven't, now, no, you fucking haven't. They just want the They want to show that they've been in business all those years. It doesn't mean you're good. It just means just you've been around a long time. But I will say I have seen certain places, these brick and mortar stores where they
say they're they're brutal honesty like established nine. I can respect that, Yeah, but again established, I feel like the established word is thrown around established. You don't think of business been in business for twenty two years, I believe twenty two years. But but the word established nineteen four
I'm not buying that. I feel like something happened and there was a period of time where you didn't and they brought it back, right, Okay, now someone's gonna tweet us and go, my grandfather has been selling combs and brushes for instance, you know nine, Like, all right, you know your grandfather, you know he's been doing that. I get it, you know, because if it's your grandfather from twenties, God bless him, he's probably like I had to be dred twenty at this point. So maybe not back to
the pickles for a second. Oh I hate pickles. Well that's the thing. We're pickles bigger back in the day, like it was it a bigger thing? Was it a bigger deal? The fact that they can have fifty seven varieties, and I think I'm like, I feel like pickles went out of style. People stopped liking pickles as much, like
you know what we're good with three brands. We're we're okay with three feel like pickle is like I know you're listening to going I like pickles, I get it, but I feel like going to like like county fairs where they have like a forty barrels and you picked them when you want. I think that's kitchy. But I think back in the day before they invented guacamoli, you know, like before they invented okay, so melted cheese. You know, the things that we eat before, like yodels we have,
but before the ding song and the ho hose. I feel like, you know, pigs in a blanket. They're like, what are we gonna eat, Martha, Why don't we have a pickle? Oh? Well, I'm tired of this kind of pickle, and I don't I'll look it up. You don't have to treat me. What the fund is a bread and butter pickle? This sweet? They sweet taste. I hate them. They're the worst kind of It's like, oh, it's like bread and butter. Let me tell you something. It's nothing.
It's like bread and butter. Yeah, you put bread and butter in front of the table, on the table, I don't need an entree. And by the way, like when you're gonna ruin you, you're gonna ruin your appetite. This is my appetite. I want bread and butter, which, by the way, I'm gonna you you funked up this weekend. We'll get to that. We'll get to that. Well. By
the way, how do you like your pickles? Spillers, you like junk Britney spears, You like chips, or you like I like the new sandwich ones, the ones that you could put that that literally cover the entire surface. Do you remember the episode we talked about the Italian restaurant that put a pickle in with the chicken palm disgusting. Don't know. I'm not a pickle person, and I'm still made at Chick fil are putting that pickle on the sandwich. I don't like pickles. I love cucumbers. You don't know
what we're talking about. You're not listening in order. And I love pickled, like pickled brisket, like corned beef. Love it like pickled brisket. It's corned n But I don't like pickles. However, at a street, at a county fair, I think the sour pickle. I think I can get away with it's the pickle McDonald's. Whatever that pickle is, I want to want to vomit. The one that tastes like ammonia, the one that's like it gets in the
bread and it gets on the burger. And then when you go, hey, I order this, no pickle and they just give you another one, or they take the pickle off, tack pickles too far, They have green what is it? Deep fried pickles? Pickles on a stick at the at the County. I feel if you live in a small town you like fried pickles, like you're out of options. I feel like, instead of like a Broadway show, you're like, let's fry pickle. I can't like. I don't think that's
licking a pickle. I can see you doing that. I don't want to see it, but I see it anyway. Can we how do we get on that? Can we talk about We had a great weekend. We went to a Gurney's Gurney's Newport Resort Marina, a sponsor, a sponsor of the Elvistred Morning Show, not a sponsor the Brooken Boys podcast. But we had a great time, a great time legitimate, great time, like six of us went and I got a I got a bunch of issues with you from this weekend. Can we start with the good stuff?
Why do you have to always start with a negative? No? No, it was a great weekend. We we had we we had great food. The food. There's an exceptional restaurant which, by the way, they're all over the place. Scarpetti Restaurants are in Florida. The view from my room and your room of the harbor and the boats is magnificent. I put pictures up. You go and follow me at David Broody'll see again. By the way, Uh, there's a lot of people listen to this podcast and I'm only up
to like twenty nine thousand people on Instagram. Hello, we got a lot more people listening. Follow me please. I didn't get any sleep this weekend. Well, why because my fucking toothbrush? Dude, have you ever had a problem with an electronic toothbrushing before? Where did you stick it? Dude? I brought my I brought my sonic care with me, not a sponsors, not a sponsor, not a shameless plug. And maybe it's I don't know how many years have I gotten out of this one. I don't know, maybe
a year and a half. All right, all of a sudden, in the middle of night right here now, if you listen to the Big Show prior to us leaving that Friday, my Sonic Care toothbrush I was thought it was a vibrator, and he was like, what the hell is that? And it was literally my toothbrush was put it was. It was going off in my bag and I'm like, oh, maybe the button, the on button is preshed up again it happens my my toothpage whatever, one of one of
my clothes. It's a clothing I don't know. So I'm like, oh, I'm so sorry, that's my toothbruson going off. So I shut the thing off. Fine, and then fast forward to Friday night. At the Saturday morning, in the middle of the night, my toothbrush was out on the shank. It was sitting there by itself, right and I hear I'm like, what the is it trying to tell you you need to brush your teeth? I lost my teeth and then
Garlic alert, So I go. I go over into the bathroom like my fucking toothbrush is doing it again, but this time I'm for sure that it wasn't touching up against anything. Did you get a little toothpaste caked in the button? Brodie? I pressed the button, I held the button, and it took about ten seconds to go off. Normally he's supposed to shut off right away. What do I do? I go back to bed. Okay, maybe three minutes later, I swear to God, is it a ghost? Dude? Then I go to I run up to it. I swear,
I'm not even kidding you, Brodie. I start pressing the button feverishly. It wouldn't shut off this time. So now this fucking thing is going be honest. At any point did you talk to it? Did you? Did you say shut the funk up? No? I didn't, But but I start, I said, what am I gonna do with this? I can't sleep. It's just going off because I'm like, you know what I'm I'm I'm committed to letting the battery roll out. Okay, Now is this a rechargeable thing? You
can you take the battery outs? The battery? It's a uh it works on a m You put it on its base and it charges. Okay, So those of you listening at home, you heard me ask scary if it's a rechargeable battery, there's no there's no rechargeable battery. There's no battery inside of the actual tooth crush. And when you when you charge it scary and then you take it off the charger and it keeps working. That's because it's running off of a I can't find the battery compartment. Okay,
but it's got a battery. I don't think it does. Look it's a cylinder. It may not have a double a battery. But how do you think it's holding the charge? I don't know. Right now, there's some shop class kid going I'm gonna tweet them and yeah, if you can explain a scary a second how it works, that'd be great. That's scary. I looked. I'm like, where is is there anything else on this? I looked the entire well, I'll tell you what. The battery. They're smart, it's sonic care.
They build it inside the damn thing like you can't twist it off like Apple, You can't. You can't get inside because if you open up the freaking compartment, if you find a way to pry it open, the thing is is it's over. It's over. You can't the two crushes. No, there's no, there's there is no no. Usually there's like a screw on a little compartment, or you take a little Phillip's head screw driver and you flip the thing.
There's none of that. I have the same problem. No you don't, Yes, they do, so not with Sonic with you. So I have a bluetoothier piece, right, Okay, So I use it in the car because I write comedy with my writing partner in our comedy department. Sometimes I'm on the phone with him while I'm driving, and I don't want speaker phone because I I don't want to have I don't want to use the car because I have the news on on the radio in the background whatever,
And so I use the Bluetooth while I'm driving. Okay. So there's no way to open this. So when the battery dies, that's what I'm saying. You can't get it open. There's nothing you can do. If you take a screwdriver and crack it open, it all breaks. Once the battery goes. You're fucked. So fuck you Plantronics because don't make products. You can't get to the battery. Well I can't. Well, the same thing goes for the Sonic Care. And it's a little battery like you're put in a watch, but
you make it where I can't get in there. So I'm saying, right, same thing with this whatever whatever makes the Sonic Care go on its own? Did you google Sonic won't shut up? Yes? And people have the same issues. And I'm telling you fill did you fill the water? Would sink the sink with water rather? And that's what you. I looked. I tried to take a bunch of pillows,
wrap it in blankets. There was nowhere in this hotel room on Friday night that I could possibly I swear to God, Berdie, there was there was no place I could possibly um put uh this toothbrush where wouldn't you know? Would wouldn't allow me to Like I searched Sonic a toothbrush, won't I say, type W and it said won't turn off? But what do you get for that? There's no solution, so dude, So it just kept going all night, all night, all night, Brodie. So I was wrapping it in blankets,
I was covering it on the pillows. I was threw it in the closet and I literally, and I swear to God, I can't believe I treated it like I was in a fight. I took it and I slammed it on the floor. Yeah. Look, I slammed it on the floor. It bounced three times and it's still continued. It wouldn't shut up. I gotta go wait for the ad so we'll play after. And you're trying to help me. It's too late. What are you doing? Get little video here? You hear that. That's it, except it was a long one.
It just kept going no. We kept calling yeah that no, No, I will go turns itself on. But the video doesn't say how. It doesn't have yeah because it doesn't know how to solve it. It doesn't because there is no solution. No, the solution is to throw it out the fucking window. How to fix the broken Sonic Care You can't. There's no way, so brodie, and it's out of warranty by itself. It keeps buzzing in the middle of the night. Had some research and I figured out exactly how you can
fix you're broken brush. First, really important, take your Sonic Care toothbrush and lay it on a very hard, flat surface. I did it, says next, get with hard hammer, smashing the screen says, keep hitting, smashing it with a hard hammer. Look at it's all broken up. There you go, it's fixed. Now it's time to go buy a new one. There you go. There's no way to fix this. So so I threw it out there. I literally walked it down
the hallway and threw it into the garbage pail. And let's say, you know what, the cleaning people will take care of this. It was in the hallway. All that should have done. Should have go in a Jake's room. Put it outside his room. Let's just sit outside his door. It wouldn't shut up. So that was the end of it. And that's it. And now I have to go buy a new one a Target. So but where's my free dessert? What goes on? I better get brody. I was thinking
about asking you how to solve this. Okay, here's what I would do. First of all, the battery should die where it doesn't turn on, not that it doesn't go off. I would call. I would tweet son care. I mean, Phillips is a big comp Yeah, I would. I would get in touch with Phillips and I would tell them, first of all, we love the screw drivers. But I would tell them that your weekend was ruined because you
couldn't sleep because the thing wouldn't turn off. Three was a sleep front design flaw that you couldn't there's no way to turn it off. They designed it this way so that you're so frustrated you throw it out and you and you get another one. They want you for that, and you shouldn't have to buy another one. They're gonna say to you have your receipt. You know what, I don't care. It's not about a warranty. It's about your
thing shouldn't die. The buttons should keep working. There should be there should be an override button that that turns the thing off. You had a big meeting the next morning, and you were tired for it, and you ruined your meeting. Meeting the goats, meeting the goats. But it doesn't matter. I got a goat problem with you too. But I
don't understand how do you make it? How does a multi zillion dollar company like that make a product like that with no way to like get to bail on it and override But not only that, but not a compartment and unscrews so you can pull the battery out and get a new one. Something. At least you've come around to the fact there is a battery. They're good. Good dude, that's terrible. Well, you know if they should
sell it with a hammer? No, they should know that's awful though even the guy on YouTube was making fun of it. Smash you with a hammer. That's not That leaves me without a sonic care though. I'm out my money. I'm out like eighty bucks. That ship cost me eighty dollars and you had it for a year. You know what, Fuck you, Phillips, Fuck you. Their new names should be Sona don't care. Seriously, how do you make a product like that and with no fucking there's no end game,
there's no fixing. The end game is like it. Won't you imagine like your great great You're so sorry, your ship out of luck. You're out of your eighty dollars. You've got to buy a new one. Can you imagine? Like your grandfather tells you your grandfather turns ninety and you know he's gonna die soon because he talks NonStop. Yeah, I hate him with a hammer. I never had this problem with with a tooth. But I don't use electric toothbrushes. I use my own trying to break it in half.
But I couldn't. I wasn't strong enough. I thought you'd been working out. I've been working speaking of, my lats are killing you. You don't even have lats. What what is the lads short for? I don't know, but they're part of my shoulder muscle, lateral lateral muscles. Yeah, they're aching me right now. My lats are aching. But that's another story anyway. So yeah, so I'm at a breath screaming about Phillips. I can't believe a multibillion dollar company hashtag.
Come on, everybody hashtag with me? And I wanted to. I bet you a lot of people have the same problem. Anyway, I'm done with tooth precious. Yeah, I'm just gonna have my teeth rot and fall out back to you, all right? So um lots, No, wait a minute, what are you trying to correct me? No, I'm trying to correct myself. Let me see if I'm wrong. I want to make
sure I'm not wrong. Mm hmmlts. Oh it's short for lattice Smith's dorsey muscle, part of your shoulder, right, Yeah, okay, A lot of us don't work at our lots that's the problem. Large flat muscle on the back behind the arm partially covered by the trap is traps on the back of the word lattimer spender. That comes from the Latin. It means broadest muscle on the back right now, but back.
It's between your back and your shoulder blade something like that. Anyway, you don't need to tweet me that it's not later. I bought my first foam roller too. Are you buying everything on TV? Like every gadget? No? You know what a foam roller does? Roller? Oh my god, it's just big, hard roll but it's hard but it's soft and it's like it sounds like it's a cylinder. Yeah, it's big. And then you just lay it, roll on it. Not
a sponsor. You roll on it and and it works out your glutes, your glutes and your your your quads. It's so good and you just now you have glutes and quads. Yeah, you lay on you We we have them, we just haven't discovered them. And you just lay in your back and you lay and you lay and you sit on this thing and you're like rolling on it and you're rolling your ass on it. Your ash cheeks are gonna all back and forth, like how much do they get your fron this one thirty dollars at models,
not a sponsor. Three dollars for a sponge roller. It's not sponge. It's hard. It's it's so good. It's like a paint roller. You could just paint like that for five bucks on the couch at man. This stuff is this is this is quality material. You can't just do lay on a paint roller. Yeah, I think you can. I think you buy a paint roller, roll on it, and then you get on your something. You don't know the pool, but you can. They charge you a lot of money for for pH increase right when you're pH
is low. What does that mean? You can buy baking soda and throwing your pool. It's the same ship. Really Yeah, but you know what, you could take chlorox for a dollar and gallon throwing your pool. It's the same thing as as chlorine. Life's hats with David Brodie. A couple of things I've noticed when I'm low on like chlorine, I'll throw up some chlorox and it's the same ship. Now someone's gonna go technically doesn't have alga psych it's kind makes the pool clean. Well, I was laying on
my stomach on this thing. Roll not. Do me a favor if you're listening to this and you're at home, deep, I'll pick up a nice you know, like a twelve eighteen inch wide paint roller and lay down and roll on it and see if it's the same thing as the thirty dollar piece of thing crappy board. Wow, this is for the gym. It was in the gym section, and it looked like it was sturdy, and it looked like it was a reputable company. Yeah, but you're a gym expert, so yeah, you know me, I know you
still not losing my stomach though not still there. By the way, Greg t who's on our show, got light bo he's still got the gut. He's like swelling goes down after three months three months and he's like, I
got yeah, so to help get rid of it. So he was to help get rid of it because he's got like, um a bump right, so like above his his uh that area of bovey penis the bunt or the or the bick the bick right is it the big it's the belly right, the bick And so he's got the bick, the flat pick, but they're right above. It is like allege of fat or like allege of his the swelling. It's swelling. It's like it goes up and then and then his abdomen is all a different
level than his his bick. So he says, I gotta like it's gotta like break up. I gotta start doing like crunches and and sit up and whatever. I go. Then why don't you just do that rather than get in the light bo do someth Can said, what do you say to that? He gave me the look like, dude, don't use logic on me. Um can I can I just do a little house cleaning, housekeeping. I want to go over a couple of things. Want to clean my house, get rid of my sonic care toothbrush. All right, you
got it? Um Bill Burr. Bill Burr one of the greatest comics out there on the road right now. He was on our radar, and everyone was like, have Bill Burrow, should have Bill Burrow, and then we gotta lead. And when we got that email, we're like, we're gonna book Bill Burr. Right. So his guy Mike reaches out to me as one of the producers executive producers the Elvis strad Morning Show. Nate books the guests, but I'm on. People have me on their list of executive producers the
PR firms. So he emails me and says, hey, we'd love to have Bill Burr on the Big Show. Love to have mon He's coming to New York. Got to promote a big show. Love to have m on. So I said, well, you know what, I don't book for the Big Show. I'm gonna pass your information on the Nate. Here's his information. You can talk to Nate. But as far as i'd love to have him on our podcast, I said, because we've talked about him. It's been a bit like you know, we had Michael Rapport was a bit.
We've talked about having them on. A lot of our listeners are like, oh, Rabbit Port's great to Bill Burro on. You know him, Bill Burr fam. We've talked about in previous episodes, which you know because you listen in order. And so I said, here's here's our how many listeners we have, Here's how many people UH listen in different markets and different cities in New York whatever, I said, So it would be worthwhile for him to come on our show. He says, that's great. Let me know what
day is available. Whosday? Wednesday? Thursday, Friday? So you know, I emailed them back and I said, let's let's interview him Wednesday around eleven o'clock. Does that work for you? If it does, I'll send your heartline. And so here's the response I got from Mike. Bill Burr's guy. Ready, I'm gonna read it to you. I printed it out. Ready, there you go. The son of a bitch didn't get back to us. Bill Burrs Mike never got back to me.
So I emailed them. I go, So I replied, all to my sent email, let's call him right now so it would look like he would see the email chain. I said, hey, Mike, we're still look going to have Bill Burro on this Wednesday work for you. This was Tuesday. Then Wednesday morning, I emailed him again. I said, Hey, Bill Burs, Mike, how about today at eleven? Let's hear that response, Tam Brodie, Oh, I got the one from the third email. I'll got a printed over here. Hold on,
that's what he said for the third email. So, hey, dou canoe get back to us Bill Burns, Mike, guess what it's like Ruth's Chris Steakhouse, Bill Burns guy Mike never got back to So Bill Burr. If anyone knows Bill Burr, let him tweet at him. We like Bill Burr, we love him. Now normally, look, normally we have a rule. Don't tweet it to people today. It's it's it's super awkward if you don't. I believe it's I want you all to tweeted him. What is his uh handle? Is
it Bill by the way? Let me let me let me confirm that it's Bill Burs Mike because I want to make sure that it's not like his Mike Mike is his guy. I want to make sure who'll just sleep at the wheel here because obviously we're not good enough for hold on. The podcast is not big enough for Bill Burr. Because that's what I'm here and there, Brodie, Now Bill's at Bill Burr by the way, Yeah, b I l l b u r R. Yeah. Let me find uh one point one million followers. He's got one
point you know why, because he's a talented man. Let me find the guy's name, just his first name. I don't want to well, why don't when you tweet at Bill bird, you know, so just it's it's it's Mike. It's technically Michael um and and none of the listen this guy, Michael Um. Here's what he wrote originally, thank you for sending Nate's info and we could set a phoneer with Bill Burn next week for Brooklyn Boys. Would you be able to post it for next week's episode? Right?
He says, you'll have thirty minutes on the call with Bill. Please let me know the days and times you're available for Bill the cole in. This is perfect for us. Never help, I wrote back, and so he played Madison. He oh, he's playing Madison Square Garden. I don't know if I want to give the dates now, Okay, yeah, let's not promote it until he calls us. Yeah, so we still have time. So what I'm saying is, um I sent him an email on October three, so his
his Madison Square Garden dates are still pending. We still would love to have Bill Burr on, So tweet at Bill Burr and then say hey Bill Burr, at David Brody and at Scary Jones, would love to have you on the at Brooklyn Boys WTF podcast. Have your guy, Mike get back to get back to us. Nothing rude, don't know f you Mike, none of that. Don't do that. Just go have your boy Michael, get back to them. They're waiting, that's waiting on an email back. And I'm
sure Mike's very busy. He's got a huge client. I get that. I hate when people do that, when people just ghost us. It's happened to me so many times. It really does. It bothers me. Just so, Bill burrs off. Uh, let's I want to talk about we talking about the goats you mentioned before. Yeah, so a year ago you went to a six months ago, eight months it was about a year ago. It was you went to Newport, Rhode Island, and I met at the time they were
baby goats. It was William and Cornelius they were, they were two goats. Is actually built on Goat Island and back in the day they used to be goats there because that's where the fisherman and the people used to leave in tradition of Goat Island. In the traditional they have a pen like a little like a little house. It's like a little world for goats and in the
dependent penned in. But they let you and a couple of people from the Morning show go into the pen when they were baby goats and go in there and pet them. Now, you are not good with animals. We have established I'm not good with kids, and I, by the way, I didn't say it on the podcast. I said it off the podcast and people called me out
on it. We had a dog on two weeks ago right from Nottra Animal League and pen right, and I forgot to make the joke of you asking if the dog was collocky, because that's all you know about the kids is colocky, chicocky, and then dogs you and like, go, hey boy, you're very timid with animals. You don't really know how to handle him. So on this video, is it up? It's posted right? Yes, yeah, me being rammed by a goat. By the way, you were goaded by a goat. I was rammed in the calf, right, So
the wisdom how would find the video? Would that be ironic that I'm rammed in the calf? Yes, but you're also goaded by a goat. So I was rammed by the goat, ran by the goat in the calf. Yes, that was a year ago, right now. I returned to Gurney's Okay, So where would I find the video of you getting ramm by the goat? It will be at Scary Joe. You posted it right recently. Okay, So we go.
We're standing outside the goat pen and you can they can stand up and by the by the little top of the fence, you can pet them, and they get the right that they do that when you give them a little feed like that like when you eat spaghetti. Right. So, uh, somebody said to you that, now the goats are brothers. According to the sign yep, there's a gray goat and a white goat at their full size goats. Now, so somebody said to you, hey, scary, which is the goat
that got you in the leg? And your exact words were, the one in white, that's right, the one in white, which is that's how someone who doesn't know anything about animals would speak. He wasn't in white. He actually is white. He wasn't wearing a white coat. You're like, oh, that's my friend, the one who's kind it's white fur. So it's white. He's in white. The first of all, it's fake fur, because everybody's very conscious of it. The goat was wearing fake fur. But you wouldn't say that that's
the the goat in white. Why not he's just say no, he's not in any other color, okay, but he's not in white. He is white. You would just say the white goat, the white one. Why can't I say the one in white because he's not wearing a white pant suit. When you say someone's in white, it means they're dressed in white. The goats not dressed in white. He just is white. If you were naked, would you say, would you say, oh, is my friends scary? He's the one
in white if you were naked. But the goat has skin, and the goat has fur. I'm referring to the furka, So it's the one if if you were naked, I said, oh, that's scary. He's the one in black because your black hair in black. Let's say I was black and I was wearing yourself. If I was black, right, and I was wearing a white coat, you'd be and you're pointing me out like it was him the one in white, right, because because I'm wearing a white coat, right right, Okay,
the goat is not wearing a coat pink skin. Okay, it has white fur hold on, So it's the one in one though he's wearing a fur hold on. If I was it was if I was a black man wearing a white fat, black eyes white, the one in white? What do you mean? What do you mean by the one that guy him in white? Right? Right? But if he was naked, you'd say the black, right, but you wouldn't say the one in black then in black atually, But the goat skin is pink, so really he's wearing
a white fur. He's wearing he's got fur on him. The fur is the coat. He's not wearing any but he's wearing white. You're not wearing your hair, he's white wearing unless you're wearing a tupai. Are you wearing your hair? But the goat is wearing fur. It has fun. It's not wearing fur. He's got fur. He's got he's not wearing it but underneath his pink skin. But he's not. He's not in fun. If you were to shave the goat, the skin would be pink, so so we would just
be a goat. But it was. But because he's got white fur, it's the one in one. He's just the white one. There was one in gray, and there was no. No, he's not in gray. The other gray with the grandfather has a gray beard. Do you say he's the he's the one in gray. No, he say he's got with the great beard. No. But if if my grandfather was wearing a gray coat, he no, he'd be the one in ground. But with talking hair to hair, not coat to fur. If he had great fur, if my grandfather
was graying a great fur, he'd be the one in gray. Okay, yes, that goat has gray fur. That coat has white. If your grandfather was naked and had a hairy back and it was all gray, you would be like, that's my grandfather in gray. The hair of the goat. No, it's is white. That's all. That's my case. No, you don't have a case because I don't make any sense. The one in white works. It's not the one in white. It's the white goat. You wouldn't go, oh, look at the dog and go that don't see the dog? Which
one is your dog? The one in black? You go the black dog. You wouldn't say the one in black. M the wonder the goat fucking ramed you? I would ram me two fa was that goat? No, I don't know. I think you're getting a little technical on me. And you got another thing. I don't know. Do I have another thing coming? You've got a nothing coming, Judice Priest. I want to talk about your your your new speech pattern.
I want to talk about what you did with the fork, and I want to talk about the Instagram picture you liked here next just sucking spin the wheel of scary right? What is it with you? You know how like people when you hang around British people, you get a British accent. Sometimes when you hang around like you go to you go to college in the South. Self admitted you got a new thing with your speech, and I'm trying to figure out where you got it from. What am I saying?
You're throwing the word yeah on the end of all your sentences when you ask a question and you don't even realize it. It's a new thing with you. You did it a hundred times this weekend. We were at that We were at Penn Station waiting for a train and you had to get food and you were like, so, uh is there Breadonnette? There's no Breadnett. Yeah, you know, I don't realize I'm doing that you're doing that like you're like, oh, you want you want to go to
the bar? Yeah, I haven't said that once on the podcast, but it's a new thing with you, and I don't know who in your life says it. Well, I gotta stop this quick because I don't like it. I'm constant thank you for calling it to my I feel like you going to the bar? Yeah? Yeah, I don't know what that is. So who are you hanging out with? What TV show? What are you listening to? What someone's going? Yeah? What do I influence by? I don't know, but it
was I wanted. I was like, I was gonna say something. I was like, oh, podcast, I don't want to. Brian wanna bring it up. You should have brought it up so called my attention to it and save myself the embarrassment. I don't need to say that. But you're doing it all the time. I didn't realize I was doing it. Yeah, you're like, oh you enjoyed. You said to me you joined the Nochi. Yeah, I'm like, what, I don't realize I'm doing that. Next time I do it, could you
call me out on it all? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's it. You're doing it. Like, yeah, it's almost like you're tagging it. It's like you know what I'm saying. You don't. If anybody has any example of me doing this on a previous episode of this podcast, please let me know. I haven't heard you do it. It was this weekend, Like
I know your days beginning to beginning to phases. I know you're dating someone, but it's almost like you were dating a new girl who kept saying that and you picked up on it, like when someone says, like a lot, but I've been robbing for all these years. We haven't rubbed off on each other. I would hope you did that way. Hey, what was it we were talking about? Somebody tweet texted in podcast this seven x up there.
Now they all want to be on the show. No, no, but remember yesterday someone text into the elves Strand show that you and I were debating something and they said Brooklyn boys, and they went podcast. Because we always have a topic, we all podcast it for I forgot what it was. Hold on all right, so scary, Yeah, we're gonna pay attention to that. If you've heard Scary do that, let us know. Oh you asked me on the train.
Here's right, here's what excuse me. I want you, I want you to we should is that the Mile High Club? That's correct, We should get a caller on here to settle a bet. But here's what you did. We were running to the train. The way Penn Station works is when there's a huge digital board, like, let's get something on the phone right now, save your breath, broty, somebody to help us out, all right? Okay? Uh. In the meantime, why don't you tell everybody about the next correct that
you have with me? The fork just keep going, keep going, Browny, you're on a roll, on a roll. Okay, you know what. I'm gonna save the Instagram picture question for the caller. All right, we're eating dinner. What was it? Scaccio's right at Gurney's. And the food was excellent. But before the food came out, we're talking about bread and butter. Yep, there's They bring out a little plate with three dishes on it, three little square dishes. It was eggplant, right,
which are people called Gobba gooule Brooklyn people. The middle one had olive oil when him at olive oil, and the third one had marscapone. But like butter, it was hard like butter was mars capone cheese. So I'm sitting next to Scary and I see takes his fork and he sticks it into Gobba gooule in the eggplant, and he's like, oh oh oh loves it, right, you love so good? And I only looked because I hear him going so good. And then you do what you always do when you want everyone to eat it. God, have
you tried digg plant? You guys tried to fantastic and you know I don't need egg plant. You like port try egg plant? Like? Okay, at that point, I'm making eye contact with you, and you took the fork and you stuck it in the ust capone like a butter knife. And you took it and you butted your roll with it and you started eating the brawl but most capone. And I said, scard, what are you doing? What I said, you stuck your fork with the eggplant juice all over
it and your mouth on it into the community. Yeah, that was a mistake, all right, that was an error. You win, right, Okay, it's not something I thought I had another fork there, or I thought I had switched utensils, but I didn't. You didn't it wasn't it. But it wasn't even a knife. You took it. I didn't realize what I was doing, but you took it. You and you you cut the butter. It was First of all, I had been up all night the night before that I was suffering from lack of energy. I guess my
second problem with that. After I pointed out, you're like, oh, I don't know, I was thinking, sorry, man, sorry, and like thirty seconds later, you put your funk back into it. First of all, at that point I realized nobody was eating it. You know what, this this little compartment is all me. I'm going there. Everybody else, you guys could stick with the other compartment is obviously the only one. The question is, did you do it to own the
moscapone cheese. I didn't do it, no, But but after I did it by accident, I realized nobody was going in on that little puddle, right, I said, you know what, that's gonna be my little puddle. I'll is that the move next time. In other words, if there's really something really good, do you do that play dumb like you didn't realize it, and then own it because no one wants to not because that's filthy. That's just filthy. That's discussed. I feel like you did that. That's bad etiquette. I
feel like you're doing it on purpose. Hi. Who's this is? Tyler? Hey? Tyler, it's scary and brody. What are you doing? Hey? You are doing great? How about we're doing well? Tyler? Where you Where are you calling this from? I am calling from California. Ship Where are you from? California? I'm kind of from all over the place. My dad's in the service, so it's kind of been all over the world. Saw you in San Diego. I actually just left San Diego
on my way back north as we speak. So you're driving right now up the Pacific Coach Highway or is that the Scenic Round or you're taking Room five. I'm I'm actually going up the fifteen the Californians now from SNL. All right, so, how how did you hear about our podcast? Do you listen to the elves Ran show? How California? We're not really big there? Yeah? No, so I don't believe it or not. I actually started listening to you
guys up in Alaska. Yeah. So I bought a Dodge truck and it came with the satellite radio service, and I'm flipping through the stations and I get to I think it's eleven started yeah, and so I started listening to it. I was like, Wow, these guys are really good. You know, that's the funny on the Love and then uh right right the Elvis Ran Show and then uh yeah. So then after that, you guys started talking about this podcast. I've been listening to zero, so started zero. You're here,
You're our hero, all right, so listen. So first of all, why did you text in? What was your text? But oh well, I was wondering if I could do a rap that. I've been kind of talking to you, both of you guys back and forth over social media. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Rant right here? Hold on, So Tyler, two guest ranks Tyler, So what should we do? Tyler? We want to ask your opinion on something we want you to rank. No, let's ask somebody else's opinion. The stage is all yours
from from Alaska, but driving from San Diego. Right now. The floor is that first ever Brooklyn Boys non Brooklyn Boys? Rant, Can I ask you a question real quick? What's your what's your what's your Twitter? It's at game, Jockies, double as seven. Okay, okay, all right, good, alright, go ahead. What are you complaining about? Okay? So, uh, you you've talked about your issues with your Dodge Charger, which, by the way, I love love Dodge. Uh. I have the
Dodge Challenger. I tweeted you out about it, uh a couple of weeks ago. It's been almost a month or so. Now I've had an issue with mine as well. Now, thankfully I haven't had the you connect issues you've had. Um. I was having an issue with my backup camera. I don't know if yours has a backup camera or not, but it was gett Yeah. So it's getting a wonky, um and we're just kind of acting out of place, and so I decided, well, you know, I need to take it into the Dodge dealer and uh the second
you know, the second time that's been uh replaced. So I go in that the Dodge. You I go into. They're really nice in there for the most part, you know. So I'll go in there. Yeah, okay, okay, all right, And so I take it in. Uh they tell me, okay, we're gonna take carry a thing than boom, and uh. I go in and to pick the car up. Uh and uh, well, you know this is where everything kind of want to rise. So I had to get dropped off at my house. They do a struggle service, as
most UH dealerships do. And uh, first of all, you know, they call them, they say, hey, you know, we're on our way. We'll be there about ten minutes. Now. I'm I'm no more than than you know, five minutes from the actual dealership. So I'm going, okay, you know, I'll get my shoes and get ready to go. And uh, about an hour and a half later, which is when I started tweeting you Brodie and uh, I was like, you know, they're still not here. I called him, Oh,
we're so sorry. Uh, you know, Mr Franklin were on our way that then, uh and and and it just took forever. So I get there. I finally get to the dealership and the car is the the windows are down. I've got you know, leaves and twigs and everything blown in the car. Uh and and they left a mens in the car. They left that little you know, the laughing and stuff on the seat, they left the paper for the floor. It was just it was just a wreck, right And so right, so I go you know, I
I want to talk to somebody. I've been listening to you guys for a minute now, you know, and I'm like, oh, this is it this I'm gonna have this moment, right yeah. So I go, uh, I go, hey, uh, you know, kind of kind of like what I'm seeing here. And they're like, oh, well, you know, what's the issue? I said, well, you know, the camera works, which is great because you know, that's what I wanted it to be fixed. And I said, but you kind of let my car mess on the
end side and uh, guys, kind of looking around. He goes, I don't do anything. Are you are you? Are you serious? This is this is this is a problem. I said, I'll let me talk to your manager. Can I please talk to the manager though? Of course, well, of course this is on a Saturday, so not everybody in the Dodge dealership is currently it. So they don't have their manager for the for the repair service center and uh
so they have the whever whatever managers are duty. And I said, uh, hey, how's it going, you know, I'm so and so uh and I started trying to tell him what's going on. He pretty much but but but me in the middle of my conversation he went, he went pretty much pretty much. He went, let me, he goes, let me, he goes, let me just stop you right there. He goes, Um, you know, there's nothing really that I can do about it. I go, well, what do you mean?
And he goes, he goes, let me give you the number to the guy that that you can talk to, and you can talk to him on Monday. I said, well, hold on, though, I said, but you're the manager on duty, like this is your responsibility. And he was trying to pass the buck asative on the company. Of course, are you saying, are you telling me the guy from Dodgers trying to dodge responsibility? Definitely definitely what he was trying
to do. So I I said, sorry, I said, so he's writing the member down of the person on the business card. And said, well, I said, while you're while you're writing that down, it's only finished telling you what's going on into it. And so I finished telling him and he goes, well, you know, I'm sorry to hear that, but you know, there's nothing really I can do. You gotta you gotta talk to the service manager. And I'm like, well, this is just this is ridiculous. So sure enough, I'm like,
you know what, you're gonna get it on Monday. I'm gonna come in here and and raise a little hole. So of course I come in on on Friday or I'm sorry, Monday. I talked to the guy and uh, he kind of he the service manager, was kind of just wanted to be all shifty with me, like he didn't really want to talk to me. And uh. I finally went back to his office and I said, hey,
you know, this is this is what's up. And I tell him about that, you know, the mess in the car, and he he goes, well, they said they took care of it. No no, no, no, no, no no, no, you're gonna do I used exactly buppla bupplah up and I did. I did another brody thing, and I said, this is what you're gonna dohna do for me. I said, you're gonna you're gonna clean the inside of my car.
You're either gonna detail it yourself, or you're gonna let me go somewhere and you're gonna pick up the bill, right, And he kind of sat there and thought about it for a little bit and he goes, uh, he just got the car here is here and I said, yeah, of course, and of course I took pictures. I took pictures. I showed him everything and he looks inside he goes wow, he was, yeah, this is a real miss. I said, yes,
they right, and uh so yeah. So basically, they they they gave me a hundred dollar credit to go to place on my choice down here in southern California to get it fully detailed inside in out. And you're ready for this one, bring it. They gave me a free oil change so hashtag free desserts. That's what I like to hear, exactly. And I gotta take you, guys. This is this is all because of you, guys. I finally look like you know what this is gonna happen. I'm
getting my free is damn right. And you know what, because if they just cleaned your car out, what about all the time you had spent wasting their going there, going back to talk to a manager, so you got him to clean it better than expected, and they gave you a coupon. I love it, Tyler, Tyler, you know what. I also love that you didn't do it in the form of a question. You didn't say, hey, what are you gonna do for me? You see, I think that's
the difference right there, the difference makers. When you tell them this is what you're going to do for me. When you tell them what it is and you've given them a solution, you've given it, you're actually pretty much doing the equivalent of going to the the spinning refrigerator with all the plates of cake on it, going and opening up the refrigerator and grabbing the Boston Cream Pie
out of the refrigerator and showing them, hey, we're good. Right, But it's like taking the Great Show good just say it. You're saying like, look, here's what you're gonna do. Here's what you're gonna do for me. I'm gonna take this Boston Cream Pie. Is what you're gonna do for me. You're gonna clean my ship? Well, you're gonna pay for me to get it somewhere and get exactly go ahead. You told them. Good for you. You you actually served yourself.
You did the self serve free deserve Tyler. That's right, that's great, Tyler. Thank you for texting in. Thanks for listening. You rock. Thank you. Thank you is Asile for selling you invisible shirt. Done. Oh thank you, guys. I'm definitely gal with the invisible for I'm expecting it. Good. Let us know in the invisible envelope. Exactly right, Thanks Tyler, fantastic. Nice, just made my day. Hi, it's the Brooken Boys podcast. Who's this Baker? Hey? What's up? Tammy? Tammy Baker? Okay, Tammy?
I mean, did people ask you about your middle name? Yes? I get that all the time, and I have to My middle name is Sue, okay, Tammy, Sue, but not Faye. And then you're not married to Jim right, okay? To make up your eyes not a televangelists, very good. Yeah, and then I do not wear I don't we alone makeup either. Very good. Where you from? I am from preu Indiana. Well you texted into us Brooklyn boys? Are
you recording now? I love you both so much. Just like that, I didn't think I got you guys, because I figured you guys probably already had it recorded, because I kept checking we were happen. We record usually on Thursdays, usually between eleven am and two pm Eastern Standard. And we're not we don't take calls every week, but today we're in a call mood. Yeah, we're just going for very That's awesome because I actually had today off work. So when you work, I work at Spurty Oliver. And
what do they do there? We make electrical break up boxes for like houses. And how how long has your company been in business? That's a good question, but is it? Is it one of these companies that's been around since nineteen o five? Well, they don't brag about how long they've been there. They've been around for a while now. I've been working there for over twenty years. And how did you discover the podcast? True listening to show? Okay, good? Well,
thank you? And what station do you hear? I listen? I heart app y? Thank you so much. Well, thanks for being with us and Tammy Sue Baker? Are you in listening? You know? What are you up to? One episode number? I'm waiting on today's episode myself. Today. You're not listening to this one in order because you joined
us in the middle. But we do have a question for you because we want to settle something because Brody and I are in a little bit of a squabble about when we left for our trip to Gurney's over the weekend, we would try going to catch a train. So here's here's what we need. Just well tell you who was right? Here, was was scary? Wrong or not? So you okay, okay, no anytimetime, anytime time you wants to say thing good things about me, don't call it.
Let's throw this witness out because I don't want her. I will tell the story exactly as it happened, and Tammy will decide what the deal was. Okay, go ahead, Tammy. We're at Penn Station in New York, huge train station. We're taking a train out all the way to Rhode Islands, a three hour trip, three trip, and so there's a giant board like in an airport that there's all the trains that are coming in with their arrival times, and then on the right side it tells you the track
numbers coming in on. Penn Station has like eighteen or twenty tracks, five tracks, So when when when the train is ready to come in, it will say now arriving on track eight. And you have to make a run for it because it's orc and there's a thousand people and all looking at that board at the same time. And as soon as that track gets up there, now there's a there's an escalator to the front of the
train and escalator the back of the train. I happen to be standing by the escalator to the front of the train, and I'm a little closer than the four the three other people were traveling with. There's four altogether. So I zipped down the escalator with my suitcase. I'm down the escalator and I run to the third car, the second car. I see the second car has four seats available. Now on if you've ever been on an
Amtrak train. In addition to having two and two and two and two all facing the same direction in the front and back of the cars, they have a four seater where two seats face the other two seats, so they're backwards, okay, and there's no table in the middle. But this way you can kind of have a conversation with other two people because you're looking at them. And
I see that there's really no four seats together. There's no two across from the aisle another two where we could make eye contact with the other two people were traveling with. So I run on the train rain and I and I and I stand by the door and I go, I got four together, and I run in and I grabbed the four seats, the two facing the other two. I put my bag up on top of the ledge where you put your bags, and I sit down next to the window, facing the direction that we're
about to travel in. I got the good seat, right Why Because I ran ahead and I got the train. I saved the seats. I sat down by the window for our three hour trip. Three hour trip. So Scary Gandhi our new co host and her friend Kyle. They get on the train and go, guys, I got four seats, and Scary goes, yeah, I don't want to sit facing
each other. Yeah, because then you got a ship four people face two people facing each other without one of those little lap trays that you get in front of you, because if it was just too too too two, do you get the lap tray that comes down in front of you. Right, But I don't want my knees to knock your knees. And we're staring at each other for hours. So Scary says, we don't need to sit together. Let's just find two seats and two seats, and he gets up and he goes back to most busses and trains
are aligned hold on. So when he first got on the train, he throws his bag up next to mine on the ledge. He had a backpack, throws it up there next to my suitcase, and he says, my sonic care was buzzing. Yeah, And he says, you know what, I don't want to sit here. As I'm sitting by the window. He says, let's go back two rows. I'm gonna sit. Let's sit there and gone to you and your friend. You can find two seats by yourself. Well we'll see in three hours. And he runs to the
window seat and he sits down by the window. And I said, what are you doing? And he says, I got I got the window seat. I said, I had the window seat. I saved the seats. Well I got here first. So I sit down and he says, hey, man, can you get my backpack? I left it up by the other seats. He wants me now to get up and go get his backpack. After he steals the window seat. So number because because he knows if he gets up to get the backpack, I'm gonna take the window seat.
So number one, he takes the window seat. After I got the seats, I found the car was matter. There's four of us and the three of us out of the four agreed that that was the wrong seat for him to choose. So that so then rather than going, Brody, why don't you go sit in that row by the window, he runs to it, doesn't take his bag so he can get there first, and then says, hey, Brodie, while you're up, while you're you know, get while you're getting your bag, can you get my bank? Because I was
already inside, wedged in the seat. So that's the that's the move. So so you have a two part question. Number one, was he wrong to go and get the other window seat after he didn't want to sit where I was already sitting. And two, on a scale at one to ten, how much of a douche move was it? Too? While he's already sitting at the window asked me to get his backpack so he doesn't have to get up. So one is he wrong? And to how much of
a douche was he? He is absolutely wrong? And on the scale of one to tench it tenor thank you, thank you? I did that? Why can't he's an asshole? He's an asshole. Thank you. He's been like that to me my whole career. Really, I take the window seat and I tell you to get my bag. I would never do that, Brodie. You know what, listen, I don't want to hear it. Man, you know you. Thank you, Timmy Sue Baker, thank you, all right, thank you, thank you. Invisible shirt on the way. Oh good, can't wait? Were
you ruining it for me? Ruin itsible? I'm not signing, and only Brody's gonna sign it. I'll sign it for him and scary. Thanks having by I win. Thank you, Timmy Sue Baker. What did you think she was going to say? She could have picked it was a douche move. But I don't care. Okay, as long as you admit it like you stuck you in the butter, I admit it, all right? All right, Uh what are you doing doing there? I don't know what are you doing there? Button we so let me tell you what we got left. I
got a I got a couple of rants. I'm not gonna stay with the ax. I don't get to them. You people get mad at me. I'm gonna I'm gonna save what you did on Instagram for next time. I feel like you're battered and bruised tonight. Mail talk. That sounds like it's time welcome. You've got mail, you can always contact us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. And Uh this week, Jamie Ann heart Rights.
I love this podcast. Been a long time listening to the Big Show, fifteen minute morning show podcast, all of it, and I used to listen to you guys on my commute home from work, but wasn't catching up fast enough, so I've been listed. Oh so I've been listening to this podcast instead of show. Don't do that. We don't like that. We want you to listen to the Big Show. If the Big Show goes away, we don't have a podcast,
so I could finally hashtag listen in order quicker. That's why she did it, finally caught up today, you guys have briefly mentioned a different experience you get from binge watching TV shows versus waiting months for the next season. I fear that's what's going to apply to listening to this podcast. When I was binge listening, I didn't mind when you saved grants for the following week because I didn't have to wait. Good, But now I suffer along with the rest of the slices as you guys make
your empty promises. Uh. Anyway, thanks for making me laugh every day. I can't wait for hashtag another one to come out Thursday. That's Jamie. She's a Long Island slicer. She wrote, j K miss you. I love you, Brodie, you still my favorite. Thank you. We were in Long Island yesterday. We were we were in Baldwin. We most of you no Long Island and uh Victoria Lopez wrote, uh, subject line Brosky, I'm gonna they didn't Jake do that on his songs Gods on God's Plan. Even if it wasn't,
then if we're the Broskis, that's that's anyway. My name is Victoria Lopez. Huge fan of the podcast, listening to order every week. Bright It's my day to hear your voice. Is born and raised in Graves and Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Joseph Avenue. You with the Braves and the most depressing name for an area. Also the home of the Panelli Special and the Rice Bull Special. Joseph Avenue. You also a Mark Twain alum. Both of us graduated in Yes me not
so long before that. I met my husband who was from Marine Park attended and he attended Zavarian livin Monrone, New Jersey. Parents one in they're in one of the adult communities there. Anyway, I noticed in the subject line I think Broski would be a great name for the two of you, since there's there's no more arguing about which name comes first. That I'm a huge fan of Seltzer. Thank you. Shout out to Seltzer. What up? Seltzer and diet Coke not not your favorite drink and my favorite drink.
She likes Seltzer and diet Coke. I love the concept. Uh. She likes no ice in hers. She loves the dessert. Advocate of writing letters and emails to express my discontent with companies who take advantage of me and providing substandard customer service. She wants to be one of the first to be at one of our our live events that we do if we do one again on again and she wasn't around, otherwise she would have joined us at Pizza Festival. Amazing job of the podcast. Fuck you Abe
seventy seven, Fuck you Magnus, Thank you Victorian Nice. Also Lauren Well. Lauren Caplan sent a h text started bingeing in the last three weeks. She's up to episode forty five fifty six, now fifty seven almost there. Gotta listen to fifty. Yeah, so she's checking in. She has a long, long email about a rant that she went on, but she I wanted to actually recognize her. She wrote to us along with Andrew Andrew Barton. Andrew Barton catching up on the podcast finally got to the last one. Started
a couple of months ago. It took him two months to get here. Uh. Anyway, by the way, not only is your podcast number one in the top two hundred, screw it, it should be number one. It should be in the top one podcasts. Well that's great. We haven't been able to crack either. Please how do we get into iTunes top two? Okay, first of all, if you're listening to the podcast, you need to give us go on even if you listen on my Heart radio, go on iTunes and give us five stars. Yeah, let's do that.
And as I said on Walkers and Talkers episode podcast, yeah, we get people who are like, oh my god, amazing walking Dead podcast four stars. What. Yeah, let's give it that. You know what I was talking about. My high school used to give grades. Uh it was an M was good, an M E was excellent, Master with excellence, an M C was like it was like a mastery with condition, like you passed put these conditions and an R, but an R was failing. It was like retention, but on
your transcript. They didn't want you to compete with other students. They didn't want you to stress about competition. So whether you got an M, C and M or an Emmy, it was always an M. It was like white, try hard. Why yeah, no, give us five stars, five stars all the way. Anyway, he wanted to give feedback on fifty five episode, can't bail on your boy like that, you
should have gone to the game, Mets fans. So, I don't know exactly what the big deal is about David Wright, but if he's comparable to Jeter and Kobe, you can't miss that. That's correct. Thanks for everything you guys do.
Keep it up to good work. Wish you wish I can help you guys out by going to the Robin Hood link, but unfortunately, um, I've been training on it for a couple of years, a couple of years now, meaning he already has Robins Robin, so he's not gonna be able to get his free stock, which we're gonna about to tell you about anyway, if there's anything I can do to help keep them as a sponsor, even though I already have the app. Let me know that's from Andrew Borrow. You know what I have. I have
a tweet about Robin Hood too, if I can real quick. Uh, but we'll get to in a minute. Let me read an email from Ohio McGinn M c g I n N at the Brooklyn Boys at David Brody at Scary jones Is on Instagram. Um, there's a picture of of them with uh noxious uh oxide? What is it? No noxious ox? Nitro nitrous oxide that the laughing gas on on on their face and it says listening to episode fifty five during prep for a crown for their teeth, I guess, and laughing so hard that they had to
stop twice. The dentist in the hygienis are both going to check out the show. I knew saving this to listen today was the right decision, so they waited till they were getting teeth uh surgery getting a crown put on to listen episode podcast. We love that. Um oh, Jason Curly writes at Curly Jason uh at David Brody. Oh my god, was in the drive through a d Q dairy queen, and they asked me to pull around to the handicap parking spot to wait for fries. And
he writes, I'm not handicapped. First of all, it's it's just you know, grammar police, it's handicapped in past tense with two piece. Uh. But let's still love you, Jason. So I looked in my review mirror and no cars were behind me. So I told him, no, I'm good right here. The fries came out less than a minute later. Good for you, Jason. Say no, do not pull it in a handicapped spot. Don't pull it by the an epidemic.
We gotta blow the lid off this one, because more and more I've been getting a lot of email and tweets telling me and you Brody and even the Big Show that people are telling you to pull around and wait by the garbage. No, no, no, work faster exactly that. No, we gotta blow the whistle on it. Let's be let's be undercover boss for these people. If you go to a fast food place, you're listening in order, you know
what I'm complaining about. And then when you go, could you pull up by someplace else other than right here in the drive through you say to them, I'd rather not my cause already off. Yeah, I'm not moving. Yeah no, this is the drive through window. I'm gonna stay here. Also t roar from Brooklyn benson Hurst. He wrote to us, uh, letting you know I don't have any social media accounts.
First things First, you guys are definitely the greatest. Love listening to you guys, binge you guys for three weeks. I'm just about caught up, wanted to say, sending my thoughts about the argument you had in episode fifty four regarding the Chinese restaurant. Oh, I do have to agree with Skier hang up on him that email. The odds of walking into a Chinese restaurant with the employees not fluent in English is higher, in my opinion. Sorry, Brodie,
you're snow flaking. Hold on, keep up the good work, buds. That's from hold On, hold on your bench and Hurst boy, Tommy Rawar. Okay, let me just say a couple of things. Number One, I love benson Hurst, grew up there. Love it, love it. Love it. Not the most open minded neighborhood you're gonna find in America. You're you're typecasting, your stereotyping any else, hold on, I based it on fact I
lived there. I grew up with it. I know. That's like me walking into a Chinese restaurant and assuming they don't speak English. You're saying, you're saying that about Ben hur On. I grew up there, and I'm telling you the majority of the culture there is a little bit uh of them. Though. Yeah, you're stereotyping. No, No, that's not what stereotyping means. You're basing it on the fact that I lived there and I know the culture. If I said, oh, Ben shust as all Italians, I bet
they rested. Case of my argument is no longer all the time the same brody is highlighting. First of all, child. Second of all, you said, after I told you the girl spoke English, you said she probably didn't speak English. After I told you, you said I took advantage of her because she probably didn't speaking After I told you that Tommy Roar is a fucking Rhodes scholar. I like Tommy. He sounds like a bright guy. You don't know what he could have a doctorate. But I said, I didn't
say Tommy. I said he's from a neighborhood. That is a certain way. Okay. We grew up in a neighborhood, so you're discounting his opinion, though I'm not. I'm saying, look, you know benson Hurst. We used to jokes on The Big Show that if you went to Bensonhurst and you weren't like everybody else, you get hit with a bat. You know, it was like that back in the day. I'm not outside, not at all. How my stuff. Like if I said I know the neighbors, we off all right,
enough for the size. Okay, okay, okay, that's not what snow flicking it. But let's move on, all right. And one more from Stacy all right is Stacy's pizza. It says in the subject line, f you Stacy Stacy. Oh my god, that cough Stacy. Guys. Brand gis brandt um, I love you, love la love la lo love you. Guys. Started listening for episode zero. I'm up at number thirty two now. I love it when you say f you Stacy. It makes me laugh every time I hear it. I never reach out. I want to let you know this
podcast is great. Thanks for making me laugh. So that's just a little one. Nice We like that. Now, you were telling me that you saw a tweet about robin Hood. Yeah, so Reggie Maltz, he's at Examiner, New Jersey. I guess he works for the newspaper. Uh. He put it, gave him a screenshot and he said, Hey, Brooklyn boys, w TF And at Scary jones A David Brody currently learning about how to invest with robin Hood. Thanks for the tip.
That's legit. Um, I would say it's a very sexy app. Uh. If you don't know where what we're talking about, go to robin Hood dot Brooklyn dot com. Go to Brooklyn dot robin hood dot com. Do not listen to what I just said, Brooklyn, thank you. Of course you should the Brooklyn first, we should even benson Hurst, which I love all right, Brooklyn dot robin hood dot com. Okay, because at robin Hood they let you buy and sell stock, cts, options, and cryptos all commission free. This is what we love
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You know, whatever you want to do. But if you don't know what you're doing, it's intimidating. And think it makes it easier for you. With robin Hood. It's true confidence. It's easy to digest layout. As I was telling you earlier, this this simple and intuitive, clear design. Definitely now that the fact that you have to pay ten dollars for a trade, no you don't. What if I want to sell something and buy something, I have to pay them for that? Right, No, you don't. Not here and I
already knew the answer to that exactly. Um bill your portfolio. And the best part is when you use that specific U R l uh, you get a free stock, a free stole. It's like free dessert. Yeah, so they're gonna hook you up, Brooklyn that robin hood dot com. All right, So a couple of things. I got a couple of news jokes and I want to I want to do I want to thank somebody who sent me something. Oh yeah, yeah, so we get that. Now. We didn't get the professional
jingle done because my singers out of town. But let's just sing over our new, our latest. I love this by the way. And oh, I didn't get to tell you I hung out with him last week? Oh little John? Yeah, you did shot shot shots with Little John? Now? Is that still on your social media? On at Scary Jones on Instagram? It's there if you go to at Scary Jones on my social media. I went to an event and Little John was spinning and afterwards we went to the bar and we did shots. We did shot shot shots.
It was great. But this is a segment that he sings in performed by DJ Steak. But this is a new jingle which we're getting made. But it start a new segment. Yes, and we're gonna scream it this way after John saying, this new segment is called for us free ship for us. This is when people send us stuff they're not sponsor. We really don't know what to do with it other than just do it in a new segment called for us. Okay, So it started out
where um we had was talking. I was talking about how I like to get shirts from establishments that brody in the name, and so we had a listener who already credit and thanked, who sent me a Brooklyn Steakhouse shirt from I believe a town in Texas. Don't I got it? I think it's bent, and don't tweet me Steakhouse. And then we were talking about watches and our friend Mohammed sent this watches from his company, and then um
we were talking about Oh, I got it. I was talking about the one long nose hare that I had. Abody sent me a nose hair trimmer from Panasonic. And then we were talking about grammar like you always do, grammar Police, and we got the grammar hammers, grammar hammers. Last week hammer the grammar. So we got free ship for her, and so got this week in the free
ship for fart. So I was telling the story about speaking of the Chinese restaurant where because I was dissatisfied, I said that I grabbed the grape soda and I said, were good with this one. We're good, right. But I also told the story how grape soda really doesn't come in diet soda and as you remember because you listen
in order. I talked about the supermarket that sold diet grape soda, and I brought it home all excited because my my middle daughter loves grape soda as do I, but I don't want to drink regular soda all the time. So I brought to the diet grape soda and it was it was. It tasted like liquid air freshener. It tasted like fancy soap nobody uses, and then you ate it by mistake. It was horrific. So I got this hand hand written letter from late Lacy Goodson free ship
for us. Literally okay, so Lacy Goodson, who follows us on Twitter, took the time to handwrite a note. She said, Hey, Brody, I found these at my job the exact same day I was listening to the diet grape soda rant. I really hope this isn't the same kind you found at that store. Hopefully these will actually be enjoyable to you and your daughter. If you do like them, I'll be your diet grape soda dealer from now on. Smiley face, thank you so much for y'alls. Y'alls Brody and Scary
Brooklyn Boys, podcast. It's the highlight of my week every week. I love y'all hashtag Slice for Life. So, first of all, brody and scary, love that, second of all to y'alls, which is not common for us in New Yorker. Yer about me, I didn't get no free ship. I got ship. You got ship. No ship for you, so no shup for you. So I got something I never had before from it's sparkling grape pico, diet grape pico, g A g R A p I c O grape pico and it says a Southern thing for a hundred years now.
Number one. I got twelve cans, she said the case I had it ready for the review. It was excellent, nice, excellent. So so I so I tweeted her and I said, now what do I do if I remember correctly? And I apologize Lacy. I believe Lacey lives in Alabama. So I said, how am I gonna get grape Pico? I said, I have to see if they ship it, and she said, I will ship it for you. So, Lacy, I'm not gonna ask you to do that. But you hooked me onto a new product, and I'm very excited. I'll check Amazon.
I'll find someplace that ships it um. But that was great. Not only did you buy me the soda with maybe with your employee discount, but then you paid for shipping. Unless you did that thing, will you make your company ship and you act like it's being shipped on company for company purposes? But thank you for the grape soda, the diet grape soda. I've lived long enough. I finally found a diet grape soda that I like. So thank you for the free ship for us. And when I
say us, I mean me, okay, but not me. I don't get you didn't talk about the diet grape soda or you don't drink diet grape soda. You don't drink You're right, You're right. I don't drink any of that. Do you drink seltzer? So if someone would like to send scary diet seltzer, that's up to you. Well, here you go with your invisible shirt. You got some invisible
set invisible diet in Celtic. By the way, speaking of Seltzer, I didn't even know I am in search of of that good old fashioned seltzer from the bottle when they had these seltzer in the glass bottle, spread with the spray. You spray it. There is nothing like that carbonation. When you drink that cold your I start watering. It's like, oh and they turn red. I want a good strong selzer. Get me good Seltzer because I because I can't. That's
an oxymoron pelle green. Now it's like flat seltzer. I can't with the belt and it's just like it's like I feel, you know when you go to it. I go to a restaurant, I get my diet coke no ice and it comes back and you can see through it where it's like so light brown that it looks like crap. Right, That's what seltzer is to me. Not enough flavor. By the way, Speaking of which, I was at a restaurant this week and I ordered my diet coke no ice and it looked a little light. So
I'm like, I gotta send this back. It doesn't have syrup in it. Said let me taste it, let me say how bad it is. And I tasted it and it was iced tea. Does that happen? How does that happen? I don't know, man, How do you get iced tea? H Now? Can I I want to talk I don't. I don't have a lot of use jokes, so if we could, we could skip it and use it next week. Evans the next week's pile then, yeah, I want I want to hear the I want to hear the rant of the week. Right, Um, I do want to talk
about I'll say that that's one joke. I'll save it for next one. We can we talk about bulk eggs versus buffet. No, well, let let let's save that one too. I'm just piste off about eggs. No, no, well, we'll save that, we'll say, because you know, people get upset and we tease things, we don't do them right. And I also wanted to talk about the friend of mine who she booked her wedding venue, but she hasn't gotten the ring yet that she bought her dress. But let's
not talk about that. I think we should bring some some girls in for that next week. Yeah, let's talk about that's ridiculous. Let's just tease you with that one. A friend of mine, she she bought a wedding dress. You're teasing the whole story now, dress, she's an engagement ring. But she and she booked the wedding ven you put money down on it, all right, that's little obsessed. I'll tell you what um. And by the way, if you know somebody, oh, that would be great. Let's put it
out there. If you know somebody who bought their dress before the ring, or book the wedding venue before the ring, they got the ring, they're not engaged with their book and everything ready, they're putting the horse before the cart. Please get in touch with us, and if you'd like to speak on the podcast, we could change your name or whatever. We'd love to put you on Becau. If you've done it, I want to hear about this. Let's put it. We're putting a topic out there. Brodie, you
believe that. I We'll save that. I got I got a mini rant I'm gonna say for next week. Uh. And I got a rant about my my kids tuition. I'm gonna throw that out there for next week. Let me tell you about my right home last night. Now, we went out to Long Island, which is normally normally to get to where I live in New Jersey, it should be forty five minutes to an hour and five minutes the most. It's like it was like thirty four miles, a couple of a bridge, a tunnel here and there.
My navigation system, first of all, and by the way, I have to say, it's a little pet peeve of mine, like white, like white milk. A navigation system. When you buy a car, you buy a navigation system. It uses a global positioning system to work. Okay, the nav uses GPS to work, right, But it isn't the brush uses a battery, right, But it isn't a GPS. It isn't a global positioning system right, right, Okay, even if it was, it's still a nav. It's a navigation system. So when
people go, oh, I was using my GPS. No a GPS technically, right, right, If you buy a GPS device, it's actually like it tells you launchetude and latitude. Let's right. Okay. So my NAV is telling me to go one way, and it's supposed to have built in traffic, right, So it's showing me, don't go this way, go this way. So I'm driving, I'm driving home and it re routes me which is a little bit longer, but it tells me to avoid the traffic. Now, now I have to
work when I get home. At this point, it's telling me I'm gonna get home at ten twenty, like, all right, ten twenty work to do and be in bed by eleven thirty, fine, beyond by ten twenty. It reroutes me around traffic again. Now it tells me because of traffic ten thirty four. Okay. So I finally get on the Jersey Turnpike. It says, go the debt is the way to go home. So my exit, without giving away where
I live, it's not important. I wanna make up a number that doesn't exist, it says, get off Exit twenty, that's my exit. I get to exit eighteen nineteen again. I know there's no I get it. I know I'm making it up. So I get to exit twenty, which is the two right lanes, and it's all blocked off. It says, blocked off Exit twenty, blocked off. Take exit twenty one and get off it Mike Boulevard. Okay, I'm making that up to So I go. Fuck. So I missed my exit exit twenty. I go at exit twenty one.
Now my NAV says because I missed my exit. So I get to the exit, exit twenty one, and I and I follow the signs to Mike Boulevard, because that's Mike Boulevard. Gets me to take the streets to get on the park way. I would have gotten on if I got off at twenty I'm a guy. I lost ten eleven minutes. Whatever, fuck it, I'll get off at twenty one. I'll get on Mike Boulevard. I get off at twenty one. I go to the split where it says Mike Boulevard to the right and the other town
to the left. And guess what, Mike Boulevard closed for renovations. Told me to take Mike Boulevard. You told me to take it. You said, you said twenties closed, you said detour, you said pay twenty one. He go to Mike Boulevard to get backed on Interstate five, which is what I need. I'm lying about five. I know it's not five, so I can't get off Mike Boulevard. Why are you telling me the detour to Mike Boulevard. If Mike Boulevard is a day tour, you're ripping on a computer. Pretty it's
an inaminate option. No, it's New Jersey, New Jerseys, fucking me. So now it says you're getting home eleven o eight what happened at take twenty? So I have to go south on rude one and nine. I'll give you that. I had to take one and nine. It says take one and nine and head off this way towards the Garden State Parkway. It says, get off, it's Sullivan. So I got It's fine. I'll keep my eyes off of Sullivan. Salivan was closed. Ha ha what update time? Eleven eleven four?
I got home eleven forty two. Because it doesn't account for red lights. I feel like all your lifetime of free dessert is all coming back. And the ee fuck you Mike Boulevard, fuck you Sullivan, fuck you New Jersey, your deep toys, the deep tours. You can't close the deep door. You can't do that, bull shit ball. I had the same issue in the city, dude, a couple
of weeks ago. It was like a goddamn labyrinth. I was trying to I was driving, like most streets go east to west, west to east to go, you know, and they go across the entire city. Rights to be supposed to be, but no, not with all this construction going on, especially on weekends, road closures up my ass. I was literally going two blocks road closed, Gotta go right and then left one block, then X block closed, Gotta go south. Fuck you gotta go back the other
way because that streets closed. Dude. It was like I was, I go a rat in amaze. It took me forever to get across the city. It's like, dude, it's it's a it's a fact of life. If you're traveling on weekends, or you're traveling in the late night, you're gonna get detoured. You're gonna get screwed. Now. I just wish that we had a system like Ways that would actually tell us where to go and actually be up to the minute. They're not up to the minute. You notice that, right, Brodie,
were you using Ways? What were you using? Google? Was using my built in Dodge traffic report that I get from that I get from satellite radio. It has built in traffic. I will tell I didn't have detours. I will tell you this. I think had you been using Ways, you might have been You might have been home on time, you would have been home even earlier. Ways is a post to be but I found that sometimes it's not
up to the minute. So Ways would have reflected the detours because it has people on the road using the app that is updating it live. It's it's user interactive. Everyone's contributing unless they're lying. Don't tell me they're on people on ways that lie and go. Oh no, exit twenties open, free and clear. Ha ha if you could. I wish you could have done it all? What would I have done? What if? Ways? What if I looked at ways and ways says to me, you're on your
way home? Oh, exit twenties closed, ones closed, My Mike, where was I gonna go to Canada? I hate to say it. The NAV that comes stock with the car usually sucks. The one in my BMW is the absolute fucking worst. And I love I love BMW people's problems. But no, the the one that you have your dodge fucking hate it. The ones that come in the car are the worst. That you can't you can't depend called. I called, I called, and I said, I said, I said,
dodge your map right, Hey? After time, there's no address put into the phone number, not found, not found, not found. The turning circle in my house is wrong, I said, I how are you so wrong? There's so many there's no businesses in here because what happens is business is paid to be on the navigation system. They pay to get listed. It's like the Yellow Pages you pay to get in. Right, And so I said, are using Google Maps, Apple Maps? There's no, We're using home dot Com. Fuck you,
Home dot Com. I couldn't get home dot Com. I couldn't get home fucking But yeah, I mean, but it's you. It's your own fault, the own worst enemy, Brodie. I learned a long time ago to shut the BMW one in the car off. I paid a lot of money for that navigation. It's on your phone. I know. It's like it's like a beautiful phone with the wonderful display. That's the ten times better than my phone, my Galaxy, not not Yeah damn right, all right, so then plug that ship in. Open up Google Maps. I don't do
it because I'm too busy. I want my phone for my phone. I don't want it is my navigations, you know what. Yeah, but in between phone calls, Well, you're not on the phone the whole time. Open up. Do yourself a favor. Use the interactive maps that are alive that people are using. You would have gotten o much sooner. Speaking of which, I gotta go let's wrap this pitch up. We're done, winds On. I'm not done. I want to
talk about buffet eggs. Fine, they're stay agitated because we're both from Boys Rock Glad, Rockland, Boys Rock Glass