#52: You're Never Too Old For Chocolate Milk

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of cards, fifty two and ice are blue. Not, it's not, it's not definitely fifty two, absolutely fifty two because fifty one was last week and fifty was the bonus episode with the unbeat phone taps. By the way, people have been asking, hey, you're gonna do that again. Look, it was a special thing, and we explained it because you listen in order you know why. It's hard to do that. Not everyone that gets phone tapped wants their disgusting perversion

and profanity unbeeped out in the real world. Right, These were ones that we were able to do. We've got a few others we may whip out for episode seventy five. Keep listening, or if we if this thing is going into tank fast, our last episode, Yeah, we'll just put them all out there for you. Oh man, I got chocolate under my fingernails, eat my strawberries again. No, this time it was Jimmy Fallon's fault. By the way, Jimmy

Fallon awesome guest on The Big Show this week. He was in studio in case you don't listen or know what the Big Show is, Elviustra in the Morning Show on Wednesday, the twelve September, guest Jimmy Fallon wasn't even a guest. He was a co host for two and a half hours, and he brought with him. He's Jimmy Fallon ice cream that Ben and Jerry's makes. Oh, it's the Tonight dough. The Tonight dough. I love that. He used to do late late night snack or something like that.

And then he got the Tonight Show. He had changed change ice cream, so he left something the freezer and uh I part I partook, and I partook some of it. You did partook? You said, break me off a piece, Yeah, like pinch me off a loaf, pinch that gat, break me off a piece of that kick cat bar what? And then I brought I gave you half. You gave me half because I don't want the calories. Man, I just broke into that summer sausage over there. You see that we have summer. We have so much food. Brody,

here it comes. It's fourth quarter, you know, it's this is it straight through to the holidays. This is it. This is what I'm on the game. And I gotta tell you. I am seven pounds less than I was last year at this time. So if I could just hold myself a toe in an accident. Yeah, So when I do my dr fatlaws in January, if I could stay this way, I will be seven pounds even better. You know, I'll best my way. Okay, now will you or will you make your target goal? Seven pounds? Okay?

Oh no, no no, uh, I gotta no, no no no. I want to lose the same at every year. And I swear it's it's tough because it's also alamar season. Yeah, so everyone listen. If you don't love Malamar's, you're you missing out. But here's the thing about malamars, and I said this to Elvis this morning. Malamars for me are the saddest cookie candy thing because they represent the end of summer. Have you live in in cold weather? Spice does that for me? Now? But here's the thing, Yeah,

but way before pumpkin spice existed. The secret to Malamar's They don't sell them during the summer because the chocolate will melt and the malamar's get ruined in the trucks, So they only have them during cold weather times or in cold weather climate places where it's not hot, so the chocolate shell can stay like a chocolate shell, right, And they because they don't want to pay for the refrigeration of the trucks, it's better for them to just

bring them back when the summer is over. But when you see them, it means wat wat, the summer is over. I know people who buy malamars and if you don't know what they are, it's like a s'mores. It's like it's it's like at cookie and then it's got the marshmallow on top of that and it's the whole thing to veloped in chocolate. So I know people who buy them for the entire sea year. They put them in the best of the freezer. How long can they last?

What do you mean it's a freezer. They're not a sponsor, by the way, No, not a sponsor. They'd like to be. They're more than welcome to. Yeah, let's bring those on. I'd love to talk about them. And by the way, if you love the podcast, you gotta take it with all the blemishes. You know, you have that, that and all and all the details. Right, So if there's one jingle you don't love, we hope you like everything else.

And if there's one thing Scary says, you go, oh, I wish you wouldn't say that, you take it with everything. The snow the snowflake change. No, not yet, not well. Somebody tweeted me like, hey, could you ask Scary not to do this? And I was like, no, I'm not doing that. There's no way to do I'm not doing what it will tell you what it was that I'm we gotta tweet for listening. The tweet was from someone

who regularly tweets us. I'm not gonna mention his name because they're really good guy, but he's like, it really bothers me when Scary breathes heavy into the mic, and and I was like, we're gonna do about that? Am I really breathing heavy into the Sometimes you this is what you do. Sometimes you go you do that. That's not that's not a breathe heavy, that's a that's a wind up life. That's me bring my mouth to talk, right.

And so they asked me if I could ask you not to do that, not to talk, But how am I going to bring it up first? And we'll not to go Like, but that's how you do it. That's what I just read. Redesign your whole life, rewire your brains, not like that's like, don't find fault. So like, if you don't like one of the commercials, we do, enjoy everything else we do. We try to make them fun. That's what I'm saying. Just enjoy the ride. Don't look for things like oh that I don't like that jingle

the show openers, not my faith? Just did? I do like constructive criticism absolutely, but you know what I like even better ideas like oh, I like, what do you do? But how about try this? Yeah? By that? And then which case at some point we'll go. You know, you can always text us. And we got a text today that said, hey, where my Brooklyn Boys at. It just came in a little while ago. That's what I wanted to say. We got text this morning, We got several

several this morning that said it's Brooklyn Boys Thursday. And I was thinking like thing. It's a thing for our listeners because we mostly do BBT. I was thinking, like, oh, it's a it's BBT happy BBT BBT. Isn't that something on the spray the bugs Killer? If you're looking for like some like like a partner or something, they say they're looking for a BBT. No, that's BBW. That's a big beautiful woman. Oh right, didn't you spray this on spraying the podcast? I just said that I'm scrolling. I'm

scrolling to the text anyway. So so yeah, where my Brooklyn boys at? Says this person? I called them back? Who is this? Tagan? Where's Sarah? Sarah? That's alternative music reference? Where are you? Where are you from? I'm from Omaha, Nebraska. I know. I was just gonna say where you steaks come from. Let me ask you this because we are in other parts of the country and we're telling everybody when we do our Omaha bit to go to the website. Do you get to actually just go run up to

the factory? Do you know? I know where the factory is on the door and get that discount. I don't see, I don't know. I wish, I wish that's how it works. But I have no idea. I love that Omaha Steaks is in Omaha. But there are places that have like a city or a state in their name and they're not there, right like Manhattan Bagel Hat Bagels and Jersey it's hat Bagel. It's Nott style Bagel's. That's where they

get the name. But all the Steaks. Actually this is not a commercial but not not They are sponsors, but not a commercial, not this time. So that's near Council Bluffs, isn't it. Yeah, yeah, across the river. Now why do I know that? Cause how do you know that? I

watch Bar Rescue with that guy John Taffer. Who could he he goes into the bars, Well, first he puts under surveillance with his people, and then he sees like you know, rat droppings all over the place, or he he sees people doing terrible things behind the counter, like co workers, like he fight getting into fights, like like a really disgusting, decrepit bar and restaurant. And then he'll run in with the cameras and he'll be like shut it down, he screams, and John Taffer, you know what

I'm talking about? Oh yeah, well, yeah, I know the bar that you're actually talking about specific You're you're a step ahead of me. He knows what, he knows what I'm gonna say. So there was an episode of Bar Rescue where they focused on a bar in Council Bluffs by the way, because so every ball is that the only town you know in the breast other Oma but anyway,

but that's neither here nor there. So yeah, so so apparently, so John Taffer goes in and by the end of the episode he has a makeover, and the bar is great again and everyone's getting along in life is awesome. What was the name of that place? It was like crazy something I don't even know it was. It was oh face the bar, oh faya? So so okay, So John Taffer came in, they did their renovations. Have you been there since? I'd love to know, because they never

show you what happens afterwards. No, I actually haven't been there, but from what I hear, I'm pretty sure this is accurate. He ended up leading because there was so much drama. He ended up not even dealing the bar Rescue because in the place was that horrible. What was going on, like like people were sleeping with each other's girlfriends, and like there was so much like intermingling, and like the bartenders didn't want to work. They sat behind the counter

on their asses. They were the glasses were dirty and everything. Right, Oh yeah, and I'm pretty sure at one point, I mean, I think there's still funnage of it where the owner or one of the managers or something like that paid one of the employees to go beat someone up. Or I don't, I don't know how that work that we call that in Brooklyn? What do we call that in Brooklyn? Up beat? A regular average day? Anyway, thank you for

listening to the podcast. Do you have any constructive criticism or things that you might want to get off your chest right now? Because this isn't a lot of people want to be called. And they were like, dude, why did that person get the talk on the podcast? And I didn't. Well here's your shot. Well you don't want the only thing I really gotta see if you if you want recognition, you know, you gotta give you a Brookly voice from love. I mean, you guys love right

on the back. So that's really is, you know, And uh, I'm getting off getting it up, getting some stuff off my chest. I mean, I love you guys, you Fox you, I mean the bomb dot com. I'm not even kidding you, guys, don't please more of you? Yeah, more of you? Well, thank you so much for list. Thanks man. We're gonna give you an imaginary T shirt, all right, I appreciate it. On December. We gotta get T shirts Brodie. Thank you. Hey.

Speaking of T shirts, I want to spend send a thank you to Lisa Bates um people is the sister of Master. Yeah, that's right. I'm sure she's never heard that before. Lisa Bates lives in Texas, Uh, sister of Norman. I'm sure she's never heard that before. And a couple of weeks ago, she sent me a picture of a billboard and it was a restaurant called Brodie Steakhouse. Now what she didn't know is I like to collect shirts

from businesses that are named Brodie. That's spelled it the same way I do b R O D Y, and like Brodie's Bar and Grill, Brodie's Sports Bar, Brodie's Burger's in San Diego, Brodie's School of Medicine in North Carolina, I think, and I get I get shirts from there, and it's got my name on it. I think I mentioned I mentioned Brodie Stevens. Brodie Stevens is a comedian and he's got these great shirts that he made up and let's say, uh, enjoy Brodie right, like a call

a shirt. And so I hit him up on Facebook on Twitter rather we're friends on on social media, and he's like, oh, man, I'll send your shirt. So I got a shirt looks like cocola shirt but says enjoy Brodie's. Uh. So she sent me the picture of brodie Steakhouse. She says, I thought of you, and then I think I read this last week where she says only things on the menu are no scallions, diet coke, no ice, and uh, I think it was and Hinds Catcher, and so I

wrote it back. I said, that's fantastic, hilarious. I gotta call them and get a shirt. They're in Benton, Texas, I have personally, you've never heard of Benton, Texas. I know who they are now where they are because I looked it up. And that was like Monday Thursday. After the podcastle I get to my desk and as a package and I opened the package and Lisa sent me a beautiful shirt in my size extra large um from brodie Steakhouse, which is so appropriate, so freaking steakcast so good.

So I just want to say thank you to Lisa. She paid for it enough to do that. Number two, if you see a place that has like Brodie's Bagels in Manhattan, uh, definitely take a picture of it and send it to me so I can call and get a shirt. And the same goes for Scary. But you're not gonna find SK's not gonna find um. I will say this, Lisa got me a Steakhouse shirt without me asking,

before you got me a steak dinner. Huh. By the way, sometimes you become so desperate to get that Brody thing in there that like the time that we got the Martin Broder bobblehead former goalie the Jersey Devils. Yeah, so Brody decides to scratch out paper over the end of his name and put a y. Yeah. Well, you know, uh, every nobody named Brody has ever played in the NFL or Major League Baseball. That spells it my way, never in the history of Americans before, right, No, not that either.

You've also had a Brody Miller. There's a guy in the minor leagues named Brody is a first name, but he spells it with an I E. Right, it doesn't spell the W I do. But like when I see a Tom Brady jersey, I go off his name was Tom Brody. My name would be like so much more famous a Pats fan. No, I'd have to cover up the logo of the shirt, but I don't know because I'd be getting free break. I would have to pay extra for my name on. It would already be there.

So if you see a shirt there's there's a place in I think it's North Carolina, could be South Carolina. I'm a no offense to the Carolinas um. But it's called Brodie's Sports Bar and Grill, and they I have to get the shirt. It's a baseball player, uh. And the logo I mean we have listeners from council Bluffs. I'm just saying, so thank you Lisa for the shirt. That was very kind of you. Although my wife doesn't

want me wearing red. He doesn't like me wearing red because she says it with my pale skin and my freckles, that it doesn't look good on me too much. Tell me again why she get married? So my wife tell me what colors not to wear. Your girlfriend tells you stuff all the time. Yes, she does. We we Okay. Being a relationship is a commitment, it's a sacrifice, it's a been a It's like I can tell your girlfriend's not sleeping over your house because you wes shirts you

would never let you. It's called compromise, So compromise on things. Now. My wife doesn't tell me I can't wear red. She just says I look better and blues and greens whatever. But I love the shirt and I'm gonna wear it because I love it. But cowboy boot on it and on the back it's a cowboy riding like bucking Bronco and it says Brodie Steakhouse. I freaking love it. So there you go. Why isn't I looking at these two clips here that's say Connecticut versus New York pizza because

I'm pissed. That's one of the things I'm pissed with you about. Get that guy on the phone that I gave me the number, get it ready? Pizza related? All Right, you and I do a Brooklyn Boys podcast? All Right? You and I have a pizza In the logo of a Brooklyn Boys podcast, which by the way. Someone says that we should pull a slice out so it looks more like a pizza. But and I told you look like a cue. You and I travel around New York sampling some of the best pizza in the world. Okay,

I think I know you twenty years. We do a morning show together. We're both of the same neighborhoo in Brooklyn. We both grew up on the same Italian food, the same a classic, classic knowledge of good pizza. And then on today's show, you Son of a Bitch play the top light blue clip. You said this with Elvis today when we're talking about Connecticut. Now, the only problem between New Haven, Connecticut in New York City is we have this pizza war going on. You know, New Yorkers, we

think we have the end all pizza. You know, this is pizza Heaven. People who live in New Haven disagree because there's a lot of great pizza up there. I challenge you, what scary is gonna name drop you. I'm from Brooklyn and I can see to New Haven. They've got the best clamp. The son of a Bitch? What did I say? Play the play the bottom clip played again? They added version from Brooklyn and I can see to new Haven. They the best clampie. They really do. Okay, stop, okay,

right there, what did I say. I'm gonna say, listen to that one more time, said from Brooklyn, and I can see to new Haven They've got the best clampie. You. I can see to new Haven, they got the best clampie. You are not gonna find a better white clam pie in this country, better than Frank Peppy's in new Haven, Connecticut. End of story. In fact, I've never even seen anyone in Brooklyn or the five Borrows that attempts to make you haven't looked had come. First of all, the topic

was pizza versus pizza. Second, Cramer versus cramer right. Second of all, nothing against Connecticut and Frank Peppi's has great clam pie. They do right. The whole state, though, is known for one pizza place and one I know the other ones that are good. Nor Sally's is just as good modern pizza. Know, I know they've got a few

of them. All right. My point is, if you had said they have the best clampie, can maybe tollerate that the fact that you had a qualify it by saying I'm from Brooklyn, you put the shirt on, you put the logo of Brooklyn on your face, and you said I'm from Brooklyn and then representing everyone from Brooklyn, you

threw into Connecticut. No, but I threw it. I'm Brooklyn proud that The point is my I actually was justifying and actually qualifying myself because I feel so strong passionate about being from Brooklyn that I know that that makes me feel more like I'm from Brooklyn. And I'm saying this meaning like we are the fucking best. Yes, so you don't think someone's got a clampie in Brooklyn, but I'm trying to say that I'm an authority being from Brooklyn.

We have done of the best pizza in the country here, but you're not gonna find a better white clampie than Frank Peppy's Brooklyn White clam Pie. Don't try and prove me wrong. No, you know what. Hold on, I'm sure it's Listen, everyone knows the absolute Let's see grub Street. Ye oh, here's what they say. Hold on, I'm pulling it up. I mean, there's some great places like robert Is. There's some defarer we talk about lmbas morning or if.

Even though you know I will say this, A lot of people are pizza centric from where they are born and they live and they were raised. I am a person who has traveled this country, and I can tell you that we have to stop living in a bubble brody. We can't. We have to stop being so centric and thinking that where we live and where we're from is the best of that. First, you have to be able to serve the pizza the clams in the shell. Okay,

that's that's bullshit. That's right now, you're making me work. Yeah, Frank Pepper fighting to break a tooth. Here's what it says from grub Street. Frank Peppy's created in the nineteen sixties. Clam pizza natural fit for this region, the best marrying the local passion for pizza with the Long Island sounds abundance of excellent clams. Oh, I'm sorry. Some restaurants like Otto Toronto and uh Liamiko served the clam still in

their shelves. That's b s That's yeah, not not right. Okay, But according to this article, the absolute best Reggiano's brick Oven Pizza A boy Rhodes, Staten Island, Tottonville section. Okay, who's that written? By who paid them from street if there's an episode. Okay, let me tell you something the grub streets being like they're on the take. Somebody knows someone at that pizzeria. I never heard of that place in my life. Number two best clam pie Motorino's Motorino

multiple locations. No, that's moderate. That's a chain. You cannot you cannot tell me a chain restaurant has the best piece. Who whoa auto choke? Basilli's is a chain that the multiple locations. We love the pizza said, Hold on m O T O R I N O. Motorino Motorinos. Yeah, Motorino's. Number three. Hold on Franny's in Brooklyn, Flatbush Avenue, balk Slope. I know that place, Yeah you do. They should bar you from going in there. Pasqual Jones on Mulberry Street.

I heard. That's another good one. They should not let you look at the clams with the lemon on the side. You should be ashamed of yourself. They shouldn't let you in the door. They should put up a picture you by the door. PiZZ Seria Sera Serenetta on Amsterdam Uptown in Manhattan. Look at this. This is the problem with you. Brodie, You're you're too narrow minded when it comes to things. I'm not narrow minded. Listen, Frank went to friend and I found it a great slice of pizza. Yes, I

understand that I had Frank Peppy's last weekend. It's fantastic. Nothing against Connecticut order. What I'm saying is, you can say it's fantastic. In order to you don't go to Feu. Don't. You don't live in Philadelphia, and you don't say, I gotta be honest with you, the best Chafe steak is in Delaware. You don't do it. You don't. You just

clam up pun intended. You don't say. What I'm saying is, in order to be a far an authority on the situation, in order to have a really valid opinion, you need to have experienced a lot of different a lot of good and bad around the country. So a lot of people like yourself are only judging because that's where you live. That's what you're from. Boy on this podcast, Like when people like people like telling me, like like you know, oh you gotta try you gotta try this Chiefe steak

here in Philly. That's great. But if you've never been out of Philadelphia. Then I can't take your opinion seriously. You need to have tried all of them around the country. You need to have gone places. Look, I'm not saying that frank Peppee's doesn't have the best clam pizza, but that's what I said. And New Haven they've got the best clam pie. They do. You can't concede to anybody anywhere you're from in this country. You know where you're

listening to this podcast. You're from Iowa, you're from Texas, you're from Nebraska. Your ship is the ship. I just feel like you're just you just listen. Love Frank Peppi's. I love New Haven. I was. I was in that area last week for a big chart. I know it's great. I just feel like, I don't know. I think if you had said I'm from Brooklyn and it's it's amazing pizza, I think everyone would have been happy with that. I just don't think you can you can go. I'm deferring

as when the white flag, the white clamp flag. When I say it's the best, you also got to realize that it's it's me saying it's like something is the best? Is it generic? So you didn't mean the best. You meant it's great, it's the best. It can be tied for the best. So you didn't mean it's the best. I took you literally. And again, if if if Peppi's wants to send White Clamp of the podcast, your pizza is fantastic. They I just don't like the way. I

don't like the way you phrase it. That's all you didn't. Okay, Well I have um somebody who wrote us. They were just on the phone. Is just the pizza problem? Yeah? Uh, Cameron Ford fld A. Cameron answered, yeah, no, he was just on the line with us and then he just got man, what to talk to you, Cammie boy? Does he know that we're calling or he doesn't know if you're talking to him here? He didn't hear it? Well, that's right because we're not live. I think he tweeted

me and I told him the email me. Anyway, he said, what would I do in this situation? He ordered two pizzas, not from any place we've mentioned, not in the fine establishments that we deal with. He didn't say where the place local to him, and he said, I ordered two pizzas. One of the pizzas had two dead bugs on it when it arrived. The other pizza did not, and he wanted to know if I would eat the second pizza didn't have any bugs on it. So before I answer,

what would you do? Make my decision on the fly? I would I would eat the second pizza and will complain and get my free dessert. Oh, don't get me wrong, I absolutely so okay, this is okay, So you're not going for the even as night? Would you eat the second pizza? Would I eat the second pizza? What if there was one bug on each pizza and one walked over to the other one, like you know, before I put him in the box. So I heard that every time a bug lands, like a fly, it throws up.

You know that? Yeah, so every time every time a fly could be a house fly, fruit fly, anything that flies with wings, they land and then they throw up. That's what they do. It's a little bit of like a digestive acid. So when it's to break down the food. Do you ever see the movie The Fly with Jeff Goldblum A long time ago, long time ago, great movie. So he am I gonna tell you anything about the movie other than he becomes half man, half fly. Right,

and so he vomits on things before he eats it. Right. But that but that's your flies do if you if you would hold, if you look under a microscope and the fly just lands on your this is what's really happening. As soon as the fly lands, right, but you don't see it because it's microscott Right. So when the fly lands on your steak and you brush it away too late? Yeah, when the fly lands on your corn on the cob and you brush it away because once it lands, it vomits, right.

So that's a true story. No, No, So here's the thing. The bugs were dead. It was two bees, they two beans in a pod. Were they dead from being it in the hot box with the lid closed or did something in the pizza poison them with death? I'm guessing they had too much oil in their system. I think that. I think that whatever it was lactose intolerant bees not. Yeah, they definitely that was not their natural environment. They're used to pollinating flowers. But had the bees get in there

where they flying around the restaurant? Yeah, and they were touching all kinds of filthy So how could on the other pizza they could have? One could have been flying in the restaurant. I don't know if I want to eat the other pizza. Now, what if you could be but it was two on one pie. Yeah, it was a two You haven't watched that movie Two Girls, One pie? Who grew up? Two girls? No? Two? Wanna pie too? Wanna pie? It's hot? Let me tell you. Well, Uh so,

I don't know. I would delete the other pizza. I would have to make the assumption that the bee didn't land on the other pie. I would have to go with what I know. And and you know, out of sight, out of mind, you know what they say that right, And I didn't see it happen, so I can't prove it. It's like when I was a taco bell in the woods. The tree falls, but what does anybody here? Did it happen? That's that's not the expression does anybody here? It is

not the expression. The expression expressions if a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to hear, it didn't make a sound. It did make a sound that There are people that will argue that if you don't have the ear to calib to to translate the waves in the air, then it didn't really make a sound. But if you had a recording device, it would pick up the sound, it would make a sound. Well my point is if I didn't see the bee on a pie, I need to see it. Well, that was always my

thing when I when I left Taco Bell. And this is nothing against Taco Bell the company. When I go in on them today, when I talked about when I tell you later about Taco Bell. When I had the problem and I drove off, I know you always say it. I was like, did did they did? An? I was pitting my food and then I thought, I don't care. It's got cheesy. But you didn't feel the same way that that you when you make a complaint and they've corrected your order and they're like, well, that's why I'm

always polite about it. But I was not polite a Taco Bell. It got ugly. Okay, Then they definitely took a ship in your taco It's possible because if you're rude to me, I may not care. I don't care how fucked up I am or how much how much I screwed up. I swear to God, if you get lad with me, I'm taking your ship in the back and I'm gonna do a poopa. May I may have had a pissodia. Yeah, I may have had one of those. So I'm gonna I'm gonna talk about and we'll get

to the rant a minute. Um, I'm gonna excreta in your gordita. So bottom line is you eat the other pizza. I don't know what I would do, So do us a favor, uh tweet us at David Brody, at Scary Jones at Brooklyn Boys, WTF, which we still haven't gotten changed. And let us know eating the pizza, no pizza, not eating the pizza. Let us know what are you laughing about? Nothing? Those terribly uh were um the alliteration on what we just those words that we made up. Oh yeah, I'm

gonna pissodia. That's not a literation. Popa in your poopa and you that's just the rhyme. It's still it's it's also a visual. It's pretty bad, pretty bad, Jimmy Chonga. Uh yeah, all right, let's move on. I don't want to best the company because it's a franchise. I want to best the franchise anyway. So so back to the pizza. Uh. So, bottom line is I'm not eating you need it, I would eat it, Yeah, because I didn't see it here. Now we will see even now you see what the

thing is. If you can and complain, they're gonna send you spit on pizza. Speaking of pizza, we have to thank our friends at Grand Prix Motors. Oh, you probably saw the pictures we posted on social media. They didn't know, but they didn't see the pizza. Okay, they just knew we were coming home. Bro. We go to client meetings all the time, and usually the stuffy, boring conference room meetings. So we go to Grand Prix Motors on corn on the Avenue in Brooklyn, which is like where we grew up.

It's not far. And the guys who worked there, Ralph and and and Steve, they listen all the time. In fact, Steve allowed his daughter to cut class at Wagner College. Alla, oh, I'm sorry she was sick that day. Yeah, I had to come and hang out with us because they were

you know, we were we were chilling. And anyway, we show up and they go come into the conference come in, come in, and the conference room was a kitchen, and the kitchen had boxes of elements pizza which up from Brooklyn, and they don't make I'm gonna say, hands down the best upside down pizza in Brooklyn. Yeah. And by the way, they don't make clampie there don't, but but if they did,

it be better. These guys know the way to our hearts then the same way that and it's through our stomachs, by the way, the same way we did that, and and we hung out with them and they knew us. Is the same type of relationship you can get to develop with these guys when you go to their website and women there were plenty of women. Guy, Grand Prix, by the way, you followed all of them on social media. It's nice. How did you know I did? Because you

asked them all for this social I did. So. It's Grand Prix Motors dot com g R A N D p r i X Motors dot Com. Was very rainy that day because people are like, oh, where were they? You know you can do take pictures by the cars. First of all, to be honest with you, is rainy, and it was not a good day to take pictures. But we were eating the pizza and we were meeting everyone who works there. So we're walking around like a bunch of bones, like sauce everywhere, and then we're getting

to know the people in the office. And while we did that, we really it really hit us, why, you know, because we got to learn about the business. There was all the desks, people answering the phones and talking to people, and you could hear they get you cars you call them. They said, most of their business is online. They don't even meet the people. Sometimes they don't. It's that easy. Wait a second, I'm like going into a dealership and you know with the whole thing in the back and forth,

that's our parents, that's our grandparents. A lot of people don't do it that way anymore. They go to test drive a car the one they like. Once they get day zone in on that, they just shop for the best price online or on the phone. So now you can do that grand promotives. You can tell them what you're looking for, or you give them an idea of what you're looking for, size of the car, type of car.

They'll do all the price shopping for you. They'll get you a price quote, they'll put you in a car hours. Correct now if you ship at to your house. If you mentioned the Brooklyn Boys the Brooklyn Boys podcast to give you a hundred dollars off. No, if you lease the car from them, get the car mentioned in Brooklyn Boys, and then hit them with that d a hundred dollars

catch back. Their phone number is seven eight six eight eight eight to two two, and it's if you want to go see them for us, Like it's in the hub of like all the really good restaurants and pizza places. Yeah, so you can go there if you want, but you know what, you're probably gonna wind up doing it online anyway, because it's like a no hassle situation. They they get all the prices and you know what, I what I

gotta kicked out of. They all walk around with the air buds, the air pods, the Apple earphones, air pods, and as we're talking to them like hold on, yeah, what kind of car do you want? Yeah, So they were closing deals like that. I reminded me of you closing deals helping people out Grand Prix looders dot com and they're giving you that they're getting the best offer for you doing all the shopping. And by the way,

they also have other services there. They have an auto body shop, so they can take care of your car if you need it. Okay, they'll deliver the car to you too. Love love, love everybody at Grand Prix Motors. Thanks guys. All right, So, uh, I want to talk about post malone. I got unused joke, probably that you are better now, not that I love. No, I want to talk about what's speaking of cars. I'm not going to mention any particular deal of ships. It doesn't matter.

But h I my wife drives a Honday. And by the way, it's pronounced Honday like Sunday. If you pronounced any other way, you're wrong. I'm just telling you it's not a Hyundai. It's not a Honda Hyundai like Sunday Honday hounda Honday bloody HOUNDAI and it's just another manic Honday. Okay, So I'll fight you. I'll fight you musically. My daughter, who learned to drive, recently got into a fender bend with her car and uh, it was no longer drive a bull. So my wife says, well, we gotta gotta

put her. Let her use my car. She'll drive me to work, take my car. No, No, I'm not putting her in a in a pretty much new car. No, just she'll be fine. We'll take a practicing a lot of practice whatever. Anyway, the car, let's just say, got into another offender bend of two days face palm, Yeah, yeah, I told you so. And so I gotta get a little a little bit of body. We're not a lot. I need like a two plastic pieces on the side to go around the wheel well and uh, a little

bit of scratches, a little scratches buffed out. Not a big deal. But you know how body stops all it looks transmission, it looks like nothing, and they'll go nine thousand dollars. But it's not a big deal. So I'm like, all right, well, I gotta go to hun Day to get the parts whatever. And I go online a bright shop for the parts. Okay, So we were at a big party and I meet someone at a party. You were there, And the girl says to me, oh my, uh yeah, I now work at this deal the ship

blah blah blah. Go what do you sell we have bliss call that called Hounday's. I said, oh, Hounday's, I need parts from my car. I'm a big fan of the show. Whatever you need will to carry you will give you, will give you the price at cost. Whatever we got a body shop will to carry us. Okay, Oh, doing me a favor, that's great, Text me your number whatever. I texted the number. She just give me your VIN. Now, let me just say this, when someone's doing you a favor, okay,

you can't complain. You can't rush them. You gotta work at that pace. You also can't correct them when they ask you for your VN number, So you hatta bite your tongue. And I had to bite my tongue because so I just wrote back, here's my VN. Like I like repeating it back, saying here's my N, here's my VIN, my vehicle identification number. You should have said that, No I No, I did not. I said here, here's my vehicle identification number. Here's my my VEN. I give her

the VIN. She says, you know what, I get it to you by Friday. Who weeks go by? Hey, how well what's going on there? Oh it's I was still slam busy. But I'll take care of it this week. That was three and a half weeks ago. I sent one text just following up. I haven't heard back, So that favor is done. You can do be a favorite big shot. Oh, I worked in one day. I'll take

care of you. No, okay. So then a buddy of mine says, hey, you know what I know a guy he's a friend of my wife's, works at a Hundai dealership. He'll take care of you. Here's this information. I go, oh, it's great. He goes, you know, they go s ask for, ask for for. We'll call him Pete for Janice called s for Pete. That was reference. So I get in touch with Pete. Pete's like, oh, listen to the show love you guys. Oh that's great. Yeah, I know this

woman's your friend of my friends. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Whatever you need, hook you up, we'll give it to your host sale parts. I got a cheap body shop, take care of it, no problem. This is great. You're the girl didn't get back to me. This is great. So I sent him the phote aographs. He also says to me again, he works in a card dealership. He says to me, I need a copy of your VEN number. So I send him my vin Yeah, and so he has the model information and he and and he and

he says they got a body shop there. They carre of me. So, uh, I great. So he gives me the takes the parts, and he sends me back, We've got the parts. I give it to your cost. What's the cost, then get back to me. I said, so, I said, uh so that he texted me. Call him. He gives me his phone number on his email, emails me phone and he just called me. So I call him and he says, I want to get your price on the body work and the parts all in one shot and take care of you. But my body shop

guy is out of town. Hey, at least he didn't ghost. You're like the last called on, he says. He says, my guys, this was like a Monday after the weekend. He was like, you can't touch of me. Monday, Monday, he says, my my body shop guys back Thursday. I'll get you to price Thursday. Great, Thursday. Nothing. Friday. I email him and I say, hey, I'm sure you're busy yesterday. Any updates. My guy's not back yet. It be back yesterday, Okay. After the weekend. I wait, I wait to wait. No.

The week goes by and I shoot him an email. Nothing, I text him nothing, I email him nothing. It's appropriate he's in the car business because he's taking you for a ride. What is the point of offering to do someone a favor if you're not gonna do it. Look, I understand I'm gonna power. You should email them both back and correct him on the number thing, like you know what you didn't it's a fan's right. Oh I'm

so mad now. But then when my point is, when people are sitting to your favor, it's like, oh, you know what, I'll help you paint. I have one of those. I don't know if I could talk about it, about the guy and that piece of electronics that I was, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not even gonna even I'm gonna stop right there because I don't even want to go to but somebody said that they can get me. It was an appliance. It was a nice appliance, a very nice applant from

not a sponsor. I know that you said the guy, you know him, You said, right, he's gonna hook you up. He's got a friend, right, and he gave it a friends knock. But what happened back and forth, back and forth? And I only know this because I said, could he get me one too? Yeah? Back and forth, trying to hook it up, gonna hook it up, not gonna and I'm waiting, and I'm waiting, and when you when you asked the guy, he's like, no problem, and he's still to this day, no problem. And he's and he's a

really good guy too. I love this guy the best. He's a mench as you would say in your culture, my culture, my people, your people, your tribe. But I guess something happened on the back end where they he doesn't have access to that discount anymore or not at this time where I'm he can't help me out, but he hasn't really come forward and say that he can't help me out. So what he's done in the processes he's just delayed me and trying to find another solution

for me to get that appliance. You understand, broke, Yeah, I understand. So I just feel like people should be honest. Just said you just say, look, just come clean. I can't do it. Listen. I know I said I could do it. I don't have that kind of access anymore or right now, it's bad time. I can't do it, But don't leave me. Hang it right and also tweet us or email us what's our email address at I'm sorry, We're um. The Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com,

email us. If someone promised to do you a big favor, and I don't mean even if it's like help you move, if they ghosted you, if they can do your favor, because I got double hun day ghosted. Now, by the way, if you work in or run a Hundai dealership in the New York try state aarities help you and you're

not gonna ghost me. Help her brother out. Or or if you're a legitimate dealership and you want to put on a couple of parts on the side of the car, some some fender, it's no big deal, and you want to buff out some scratches, I'll pay at the want somebody honest, at the very least. Make Brody an empty promise. Ye just goes, oh Brodie, Yeah a push. Then I

get there's no push. But then I can't feel like because and what you do is because they're doing you a favor, you give them more time to screw you. You're like, I'm gonna let it go three weeks, four weeks, because you know, if you're paying full price, you know me the first week that's it. You gotta take care of me. Yeah, by the way, um, that dude who we just talked to on the phone earlier, who didn't answer the phone. The other guy, Yeah, he's he wrote

to us. He already texted us. I really appreciate you. Appreciate you guys having me on the podcast. I apologize for stuttering as much as I did, as I was honestly justin shock. Everything I wanted to say just went blank. So I will say it right here on this text, and I hope that maybe you guys will see this while we're seeing it. Funk all of Ape seventy seven, on all the Ape seventy seven of the world, because you guys are clearly doing something right being as popular

as you are. Also, to be honest with you, some days I'm Brody scary and other days I'm scary Brodie depends on the episode. I feel like I can relate to Brody more because the particular I can be when it comes to customer service industry in general. Anyway, piece out, guys, I'm counting on that shirt slicersible, Slice for life. And then oh no, by the way, you know it's in the middle of a fucking story, right Well, that was

the end of the star I was talking about. Whatever I was talking about You're like, oh look we got text messages. Yeah, yeah, you said that right. I was talking about getting a Hunda dealership. I'm talking about you. I wasn't done. Oh there's more, here's not you know, I'm done. I go Can you believe you do that? You gotta say that at the end of the story, can I say? Can I sidebar for a second side bar?

So you know, you know, you know our you know our receptionist and need the greatest woman on the planet, lover, here's the greatest left. So I gotta pull up this out. I don't know if you have the endings I want you to. I don't, Okay, I don't know if I should play the ending. I'm gonna reference the ending. Okay, okay, play the ending, play all things. What do you want to do? Play to play the laugh? This is her insane, This sits greets everyone and we all hang out and

make her laugh. Good, thank you? Bye? Okay. You phone tapped her. And by the way, that that was an unedited her side of the conversation. So I was talking back on the other the other the other track, but that is unedited. That is not like looped or doubled or delicate. So yeah, the way I just referenced, like when I'm done on a topic and I go, can you believe that? And then we kind of like figure out what we're gonna do next. So when Anita laughs like that at the end, she'll go right. So I'm

sitting out I'm out there with her last week. I'm leaning against her counter out there as I do. Like a bar I go out there and I make a joke around with her and sexual innuendo right there, leaning against her counter. I'm just saying, wow, I'm gonna tell you said that good. She does have a ledge, and she'll tell you she does, you know what I'm saying, by a ledge when she drops crumbs, they stay there

all right. So I'm laughing. She laughed whatever, and I go so as I'm like, who who, and she looks at me and she goes, it sells from that sounds familiar? What are you doing? What are you doing? And I said, what that sounds familiar? As I went, who, I do it again? She look at me, she goes, who are you? She didn't know you were doing the impression of her trying to think of all the employees at work because she greets everybody, all six radio stations, all the departments.

She's going, who who are you tying? Who is that? And then her eyes pop open and she goes, oh, you're doing me, Oh my god, and then stops laughing again and she laughs like that and then she stopped short and she goes, I can't do it again because I can't make that noise now because I know you've been so yeah, okay, alright, So Jake, Siah, Jake Sa come in, Jake, we ask you a question, your story. Okay, so did you finish me off? Okay, I'll finish you off.

So Hun Day, if you want to do me a real favorite audio blue balls, and you're not gonna you're not gonna ghost me. Hey we're on the air here, shut up. I got people in the studio here. My point is, if you're gonna help me out on hun Day with the parts and the labor and the thing, and you want to take care of me at a good price to do the right thing by a guy you like my show on my podcast. Whatever, great, all right, you made the noise. So we have two people, two

people in the studio. Yeah, these are from the Twentiesomething's and Something Is Doing Nothing podcast Ricky Sanchez and Jake by Way, Ricky Jake Ford, hate the fucking name, Thank you, Love Acquired Taste. Hate fucking Jake Ford too. I'm the one that started that. Oh I thought the girl from Required Taste they called baby Jake. I want to choke them, my speaker, but that's why I thought of it. Okay, So Ricky, well I don't like I don't like Ricky's

do social media names, so we could rip on that. Okay, So, so Ricky used to have an offensive Twitter name spicky Ricky say it, what do you mean it's offensive? And she made it well she's hispanic, yes on Twitter and very offensive on and your your own chosen. Did somebody have that? Now? Did you keep it? Uh? No, I

still haven't. I just saying so. When she started in turning here and we were putting her on the radio social I told it a change it for a professional reasons to sing spicky Sicky Wicky cant, which was sometimes okay, you know what you just did. That's you just did you You know how this rap songs that use the N word, you shouldn't sing them. You shouldn't say the N word, even though it's in a song. Lead saying it to her that that breath, save your breath. We

have an agreement not to pop up on this. That's still agreement. You throw it out the window. At some point you're gonna bump up up me. You don't have the right to say that to her and sing it door, you know what. Let her be the judge of that, Ricky. I'm everybody's there friend. Unless you say it in an offensive way to hurt my feelings. It doesn't bother me, but not everybody's like that. I don't think you should say the S word. You have no opinion. I'm not

saying it as an offended person. I'm saying by advice as a human being. I personally don't think you should say it. I didn't say you shouldn't say it like you can't. If I'm joking with her and we're on a level together, we get each other, then the question hold on this. Your question is what's wrong with this word? I'm about upset. You're getting offended. I'm not offended for her. I'm giving you my advice, give you a career advice. Now, if you're speaking to someone let's go, let's let's go,

let's go for it. Off the board. If you're speaking to someone who is our can you call them the R word? Huh? Are? Yeah? You know what your word is? When a lot to say it anymore? Right, we can't call someone are mentally challenged, right, But if you're speaking to someone who actually is, can you say it? No? Because it's not the same thing. Why what if they're okay with it? Because because you described describing ethnicity versus somebody who doesn't have a choice to be that way developments,

that's not the same level. You're comparing apples and bananas. You know, you're saying they're bananas? Now? Is that I'm just saying just because somebody I'm saying, just because somebody is something doesn't mean you get to use the word. That's all I'm saying. Okay, but that's not your choice. Okay, So what I would say is, per person, it's going to be different. So you should have that conversation with

the person. Right Like in the comedy department, my co writer who's been on this podcast, Spruce, he's black and I'm Jewish. We will friendly discuss and same here. Some slides. Hold on, but I don't use those words on a podcast. And by the way, I never used the N word. Why did I tell I joke with Spruce, I don't have the cast is open season? No, it's not open season for racism. No, no, okay, you're favorite. I know he's not racist about it. Okay. So Ricky and Ricky

you know that I'm using a biggie. So it's a biggie okay, which is a Shi slick rick song, which you were it was before your time, Okay, So Ricky changed her name, You're not forty something doing um. And then it was Ricky sand but I had to do three ends at the end because Ricky Sanchez take is taken and Ricky's yeah, Ricky sand which just one end was taken. I tried to do Ricky Morgan because that's my middle name. I thought maybe that's like Ricky ches

was like a cheese like Ricky. Ricky Morgan's my middle name. So I was like, let me try that. Literally everything, I tried Bobby Ricky Bobby Okay, So she couldn't get her own name, which, by the way, we have connections. We've ben to help you with that. All you can do is know what if somebody doesn't use their name for six months, we can you can take it, you can lose it. You can give out the blue check mark to see. The other issue is that it needs

to be the same on both Twitter and Instagram. Well then you'd prefer that, Yeah, yeah, of course, Okay, So no, what's your name? Now? It's that chick Ricky. That's a lot. It's really I think it's Waiver than Ricky Sam with three ends because now I'm saying it to you, that chick Ricky. You're like, oh, easy, I can take that out. R K. I I don't memorable. That chick Ricky is much more memorable purposes for the podcast. What about Ricky Chicky?

That was an available Ricky Chicken? My head into this about little Ricky? Okay, how about it? How about chicken and peach that's taken? Okay, we we didn't just bring um. By the way, you're Jake the producer. Yes, And by the way, Ricky, I hate Jake Fred. Stop it. I can't. And then people on Twitter call me Jake Fred and I'm like, I don't even like when Ricky calls me Jake. By the way, I feel like thing. He's doing nothing. I feel like you need to change the name of

the podcast. I'll tell you why, you guys do like It looks like on social media you're doing six episodes a week. You guys post a lot to promote your party, which I love. But I feel like you can't be doing nothing. You are. You clearly are doing something. Well, that's the whole point of the name, right, is because things we need to do. But shouldn't you be twenty somethings not doing nothing? Or you're talking about twenty some things who do nothing? No, because everybody thinks that twenty

some things don't do anything. So that's the title. But we do. Jake and I have multiple jobs. We're always working, and absolutely we're not actually doing nothing. But I get it, okay. So the reason why I called you in here want to give me a break from Scary because he's been pissing me off. Tonight, You've pissing me off. We had a emailer who we tried to get on the phone and he wouldn't answer his phone. And so you guys

are living on your own. Jake, does you drink your rent? Right? Oh? Yeah, right? Losing junk from you think she loves in a boat on a on a lake with a boat, like she's always parted, always on a boat, is on a boat. But we wouldn't leave my house. But we would agree not that Scary and all you're wealthy, We certainly are not. But we would agree that you guys recently at a college couple of years uh, not rolling in the money at the moment, right, well, average parents, But lives in

a boat. Man, I don't have a boat. I've never had a boat. You should see my boat though, But dude, the house doesn't have a ceiling. They put the money into the you've never seen like poor people with four hundred all the sneakers like that. People spend the money she bought. They bought the boats more fun. What's the name of the boat? We actually never named him? What have you been to the desert on a boat with

no name? That's an old song. You wouldn't. I don't understand not you sang three songs before from the sixties. All right, do you guys I name my boat? Well, Scary would call it the Titans. Pick see, I said, you would say, ok, it's okay. If he says that, if he says, you would say it. You do need a name though, So you guys think about it. What was the whole point of us being here though? Yeah? Why did you call me? We keep going on record

our own podcast. Why no one listening? Listen to the podcast? It's very good. Um. These these these two are are definitely by the way, uh scary. You went in a helicopter in Hawaii, right, yes I did, but you didn't go in a helicopter. These with their feet out the side of the helicopter, so all the pictures are like feet and skyline. You know, you trapped in? Yeah, go through a whole like learning course. So really you're harness in like like you're you're trapped in like a prisoner. Yeah,

you just stick your toes out. Yeah, turned side to the side and there's no doors or anything, so you just stick your feet now. Now if the helicopter turned to the right where like the door was faced, oh, it does at one point, so you're like, yeah, but you don't feel like you're gonna fall. I don't know how that was. You're double triples strap. Why did you bring us here? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, thank you. Okay, So we had a listener of ours who had a dilemma.

They want to know our opinion on it. And it's two people who maybe, uh, you know, eat college food and ramen a little more often. I don't know what you would do in this situation. I can tell you what they're gonna do, but go ahead. Yeah, oh absolutely, I know. The guy ordered two pieces, right, and they arrived and one of the pizzas had dead bugs on it, like two dead bugs. The other pizza did not. So the question is would you eat the other pizza? Absolutely? Yeah,

but by things? So I said, how do you know, like the dead bug didn't go from one pizza? You know, they might just cut out the the body line of the two bugs and eat around to eat the rest of the pizza. I would complain though, and get two more pizzas. But that's what I would do. But I would still eat the pizza. We have to wait until they say, just keep the pizza, will bring you more, will take it off your bill. Otherwise they'll come, we'll

pick those pizza. You would cut out the slice the area of the where the two bugs, you would, so you would do an the bugs that crawled around the pizza. Yeah, Like I would eat the one that had no bugs at all. Pizza that one. I would add percent and just hope that there wasn't bugs previously because the pizza was covered, it was closed in the box, which means the bugs got there in the restaurant. Yeah, so and

they were flying bugs. They would they would bees. So you have to imagine the bees may have been in the sauce and the cheese and the other pizza there expensive now too. If you get a large pizza, it's like, where are you getting pizza? Seventeen eighteen dollars from pizza? Anywhere you go? A large pizzas like eighteen dollars and Dominoes is expensive. Now I'm not wasting that money. Pizza. I had this problem again this weekend. And back me

up here. People. Number one, you call it a cheese pizza. Fuck you, that's what pizza is. It's got cheese on it, it's pizza. If you want to call it a non cheese pizza. If you took the cheese off, that's fine. What do I call? I call a pizza. So if you want a large plain pie, what do you order pizza? Pizza? Give me a pizza that I don't have to say plain every time I have to say cheese. It's a pizza. Don't they say do you want anything on it? No? Just pizza. If I want a cheese burger, don't ask

you if I want cheese on it. That's what a chasee burger and pizza is also really so yeah, just give me a pizza. What else could you put on? Pizza comes with cheese and sauce. It assumes dough, cheese, sauce. Right, so you don't have to ever describe you don't give me a sauce pizza. Wait a second, now, de Lorenzo, But then you have to specifically say when when you call one specific place, there's a way to order. But

in any other place, pizza comes with sauce. And some people in Southern Jersey they call and Philly they called tomato pa. That's obviously as I mean, other people don't call tomato pie tomato pie. Tomato pie is a is a South Jersey thing, the thin crust, it's like and but it's not it's pizza. It's pizza. No, it's pizza without sauce, I mean, without cheese, though, why would you have pizza without cheese? Then it's not tomato pie. Then it's it's called caccia. Why would you eat it? Yeah,

I don't eat it. I'm just saying, hold on, pizza, Ricky's making stink face. I don't pizza. If it's dough and sauce, it's forcaccia. It's not a tomato pizzas cheese on it. No, it does not beg the De Lorenzo tomato pie, tomato pie with cheese. It's it's it's pizza's got pizza on it's got cheese on it. But isn't that then just pizza not tomato pie. I'm so confused. It's like when you order margarita pizza, it's like a pizza. That's true. Give me a magarita pizza sounds really fancy.

It's pasta. It has those three items on it. If it doesn't, it's tocaccia. So what about like a Grandma pie sauce and cheese on the Grandma Grandma pie? So it's pizza, but you specifically out of Grandma pie because it's a style of pizza. But if you want a regular, plain old pizza, it's just pizza. So what's a tomato pie? It's a style of pie. It's very thin crust, very light on the sauce, and still has cheese and sauce

and dough. You could google that man, all right. The reason I bring that up I was at Chipotle with my daughter and she got mad at me. She's like, I don't make it a big deal out of it. I go to the register and and she says, I ordered a kid's uh bop, no kids bop kids burrito kids breed off one of my kids, right, And so the woman at the girl the register says, uh, you get a free beverage with that. So I said, what are my choices? Just a fountain drink, an apple juice,

chocolate milk, or white milk, white milk milk? If you listen in order, you are you hurt me rant about it? So I say, what are my choices again? Fountain soda, apple juice, chocolate milk or milk. I say it back to her because it's milk, just yeah, and then says it against his white milk again. So I go, I go, you know what, I'll have the chocolate milk. And my daughter assist to me, first of all, you guys are younger than I am. That's fine, she says, you're you're

you're not you're not young. You can't have chocolate milk. You're you're my father. You can't have chocolate milk. What's the age limit for chocolate milk? I love chocolate milk. Here's definitely an ANAPO with my dad, Andy orders chocolate milk. I'm gonna have chocolate. What's wrong with milk with some chocolate? And who wrote that rule? And if you have kids, you can't have chocolate. Hot chocolate is okay no matter what age you are. Oh, so it's gotta be heated off? Yeah,

what the hell? Okay? So when the hot chocolate cools off and becomes chocolate milk, chocolate milk, And I told a scroup of ice cream in it's a shakes, you're saying that there's an age limit on shakes. Schalk with shake. There's only an age limit on chilled chocolate milk, So I can have a chocolate shake. Yes to the fact that I took chocolate milk, which I'm not allowed to have, and I dropped ice cream in it all of a sudden, it's fine if I put it in the microwave and

it's hot chocolate. All of a sudden, it's fine. Did you drop ice cream into chocolate milk? It's not a chocolate basically, that's what it is. He makes it up. That's like saying tomato pie, grandma. You know what. I hope I live long enough you get to the point where I can tell you you're two all of a chocolate milk. You say, drinking out of a juicy box, Now that is an age limit. Nobody calls it a juice juice box. Thank you, drinking box. Calling in a

Jesse box. By the way, Jake and I take offense to that, don't call it a X I had. I had one Saturday night. That's because you were racial joke. I went for a sexual joke. Who's worse you for the child jokes that? But your girlfriend wanted used to say something first of all, uh, yeah, there are certain things that yeah, that that you that have age limits on it. Yeah, but chocolate definitely. We're gonna have to bring this up on the Big Show. You want to

live in a world? Well, you when you have a kid and you have a little family, right, you're still a hot mom. You're like, oh my kid didn't finish their chocolate. I'll finish it. You go Nope, Nope, Jake, no matter what beech Nut stages that has an age limit on it. Okay, yes, you can't drink out of a food. You know what, you get break to Joe and you have to eat baby foods. You can't open your mouth with eating no problem. What's a beach Nut is a company that makes baby food. There the competitor

of Gerber. Why would you be eating babyhood if you're an adult. Why would Scarry even know that? Why are you drinking chocolate milk if your dad? Because I like chocolate milk. I go to a diner, I get like scrap. I love You know what, you're one of these millennials that you think you could just point the finger at bake up. You shouldn't be using Snapchat because you're thirty, you know what. Somebody wants accused me of using Facebook because I was not in college, and gets look what happened.

Then Facebook started in college for college kids, and I was one of the pioneers of people that didn't use it, Like you no business being on Facebook. In two thousand and seven, to Facebook was started. Who cares? Nobody cares Facebook. There's always somebody younger and prettier than you face in life, not just you. Facebook was started as a company that only appealed to kids in college to have a college in college watched the movie and so desperately wanted to

get on that very college girl. The very moment that they released Facebook for the public, I was one of the first people to get on, and some college kid was like, I'm in college and you're not, and you shouldn't be on Facebook face you just can we get back to white milk. We go back to white milky. What do you guys want? It's milk. Order a pizza and milk. I know, But why why did we want them in here? Piza? There are are I like that they're not really our sister brother podcast, You're like our

little nephew niece podcast. Wait, I feel like we should promote them a little bit. I think that the queen Bees are now by the way, they get to submit audio to Josh to have a bumper on our show. We're playing everything on me. Everything's always do anything. It takes seven weeks to do it? How how long will it take you to get out of here? Now? Have you guys ever considered live streaming your podcast? Because I

feel like I'm on a tennis match right now. No, because then it would be a television That's not what we do. We do a podcasts. By the way, our company just bought a huge podcast company today, five million dollars. We can't get racist, by the way, but that one. So so here's what I'm saying. Our company spent five million dollars on a really cool, major podcast company. And so I'm hoping that our podcast get picked up in all this and we start, you know, we get little

uh some something vice presidents of podcast. Now we're all gonna get blown out of the water and not exists in a year. Well, you guys, our podcast that was rude, But look, we'll blow up big and we'll bring you along. You guys, you know I was always your favorite, gun Boy. I mean, I'm not saying anything, Jake, even though her favorite, you're his favorite, even j Wow, even though Brody hired you both. I think I've become your multiple times in

multiple departments in radio stations. What is the one, Jake? I hired him five times in two radio stations. Ricky like three times in different departments. You what have you done besides what racially charming he got me a brunch reservation one time that is big that he can that's what we should talk about. I hovering this anger mothers okay, So so what's worse? Someone promises to do your favorite? They ghost you, or you do a favorite of somebody and a fun Let me tell you what she would

Never I can personally agree to that. Never. Never. Let me say this. Okay, Jake, I'm gonna go back to you for a second here because this bothers me and Ricky. You can give your opinion and row to you too. Well. I don't want your bro You're you're shy. So if you're filling up to giving an opinion on this step. But Jake asked me for a very difficult reservation. I don't do we talk about this. You should listen in order you hear that we didn't very very hard reservation.

It was a boozy, bottomless brunch where it's all you can, all you can drink. Bro, you would love this again. I've been trying to get in there forever and it's like a seven week seven week wait to get in, to get a space for you and a guest to go in on a Sunday. It's in Hoboken anyway. Point is well it's called Halifax stop plugging thing. So Halifax was is a place that has great brunch in homeboke and now we'll say this. Jake was like, scary you

ever percentage of the business. I have no interest. Otherwise I would I would, you know, I know a I know people. I'm freaking I know. I know you notice no one ever knows a girl like. No one's like, oh I know a girl shall get in. It's always a guy. So girls not help people do. I'm just saying what I hear. So so I said, I said to Jake's scary you know people? Can you get me a reservation for me and my girl? I'm like, okay, cool May whatever it was, it was a Sunday in May.

You pulled some strings and I got him in his prime brunch time. The Jersey short season hasn't started yet, and you're not get handed. You not national podcast. It's busy, it's a busy time of year. It's starting to get nice out. You want an outside seat something A lot of people want the outside facing the facing the river. Get me and my girl in if you can. And I have like three or four days noted, it was a very quick, very around, very quick turnaround time. Here's

the mayor of Hobo. I'm making a call. I go back and forth. You stuck your neck out. I did, and I said, called in some favors. I didn't called it if I did, because the person I originally got couldn't help me, Like you gotta call let me, let me call this person for you. You went off the chain. Yeah. So I now I had what not one, but two people doing me a favor. And I said to Jake, got you a prime time. It was like two o'clock,

which is a prime time for that place. Two o'clock, the best of every river front, front view of everything, all you can eat whatever. Boom boom boom back while he was eating. Yeah, and then twenty four hours before the reservation was supposed to happen, Jake's like, oh, by the way, I'm not gonna be make it. What did you have to do? My girlfriend got sick, get another girl, or get one of your boys and take the reservation. Like me, I want to go. I wouldn't have chocolate milk.

So so what did you do? You said, scary kid, It's like I can't go and Scar, It's like, what the He's like, I just made this reservation for you. Now you're gonna bail. Yeah. So then I felt bad because I I kind of have I kind of did. Did you feel bad? I did? I did. I half wanted to go, and I said, you know where you go?

I end up going because I didn't. I had a save face because I couldn't double favor and not show because now I'm gonna call and be like, oh, by the way, the next time you need a favor, they're gonna be like, yeah, you didn't even use it. So I to to basically appease the person the first person I called for the favor who then got the and told him switched it to my name, like your name it was. It was always under my name, so it

was problem. It wasn't even a question. I felt weird because I know I only have a certain amount of favors that I can ask and Scary has a lot of You got none left exactly. I use one of mine and then I didn't even use it. Yeah, and you Reachard did the same thing to me last week with a hotel at reservation. Were you part of this? But that's not our faults. Hold on to another concept, hold on, hold on, hold on podcast, your podcast twenty

somethings doing nothing that's supposed to do. So you were just like, really wanted Blink one eight two is gonna be performing, and I really need a reservation down the hard rock of the Borgata. So I was crafting an email. Luckily, later that day I crafted the email. Oh, by the way, I need this room for this, you know, for this date.

And I hadn't hit sent yet, said thank god, because she then calls me and says, Blink wanted he too canceled because Travis Barker's got voice problems or drug problems or medical problems or so I don't need the room, and I'm like, thank god, Okay, hit delete. So she caught me in time, but she still went though, if you would have got the room, we would have just made a night of it and just went to a c that night and just said, and we would have just had a different We just wouldn't have gotten to

the concert. We would have a different night. We wouldn't screw you over like that. We would still go on a Sunday. But now you're saying you got him a Bruneck. If you wouldn't have done that, you would have never had that nice project. Yeah, I hope you appreciate how Jake screwed you over I canceled. You're a stand up Jake for you know, I was a stand up guy. Because you're not getting a table to sit at anymore. I gotta deal with this all the time. So what's

the biggest pressing issue on your podcast right now? The biggest pressing issue? And then we gotta go. We don't really have issues, do you mean, like, what do we talk about the most right now? Or what's going on? What's the biggest thing going on in your podcast? What's the biggest controversy Ricky's cheating boy? No, we talked about this guy that I'm talking to a lot again talking about this. You're talking to him. I got news for you, Ricky. If you're talking to him, you're not in a committed

relationship and you have you don't. You don't control what he does Saturday after you hooked up with him on Friday. He gets to do what he wants. Get off with him because he's talking. She's talking to him. That means nothing. Okay, If you Ricky was saying that you can't get upset. They talked about if they're seeing other people and they're not, but they never said that they're they're exclusive, so she just assumes that they're exclusive. Want to be exclusive with me?

She came to me with the conversation. It's at can I explained myself? Please, I don't necessarily, he says STD on it right, just doing apologies was showing's she's wearing a jacket over just doing shirt. But only the STD is out everything else by one week a month, the STD is showing we had a conversation, not that I think we're exclusive necessarily. I had said, even on the podcast, if he did hook up with somebody else, would I

be bummed? Of course I'd be bummed. Would I have any reason to say anything to him and make a big deal out of it? No, because we're not conversation. But yes it is. You can listen back because it's recorded. Motherfucker. I like that name better than Jake. So I we did say that there's we're not seeing other people right now, we're not looking for other people to see. But if someone falls into someone's lick, that happens, Yes, that happens. If that happens. Then if someone falls off my face,

well then I have no room to be mad. And I know that I'm a very reasonable person day. But are you living up to that open relationship? Are you out there talking to other people? No, that's the thing. I'm not looking to talk to anybody. If something happened, something happened, but I'm not. No, I'm not actively looking for anybody. So if you're not actively looking for anybody, you don't really want him to be actively looking, because that would your preference would be him not to just

have a conversation, because being exclusive means so much more. No, it just means, hey, listen, I'm enjoying you. I don't want you sleeping with somebody else, and I don't want to see what anybody else. But then that what his friends on the weekends. Of course, right, you can still be like open door policy in terms of going like you don't owe me a phone call, You don't owe me like you know, you can still be like Lucy Goosey without sleeping with other people. Can't be Yeah, there

is that. Wait, so you think you don't how a phone call if you're exclusive? You do? I said, if you're if you're exclusive, depends on your level of exclusive. And he did talk to Jake every day, but Jake don't talk to me. Jake, at least from out what appearances, seems to be in a committed relationship or in a serious, more serious relationship than Urine. What what I'm saying is there's got to be something between uh, committed relationship and

banging whoever you want and I'll see on Thursday. Yeah, that would be exclusive, right, but it can be exclusive casual, is what I'm saying. In other words, you're just like, it's the same thing as being an open relationship, except I know what you're saying, and that's all great in theory, but that's not how it works exclusive. It's like you

become boyfriend levels. There's got to be there's got as a human being, you have to be able to go a couple of weeks about wanting to sleep with somebody else. So this is what we were also talking about. Though I had said that there's levels to exclusivity, doesn't think that there is. He's like, you're exclusive or you're not. And basically the next step is, hey, I don't really want to level like this is working out. It's going really well, we've been hanging out. Let's not sleep with

other people. I don't really I don't have an urge to sleep with anybody else. I feel comfortable with whatever. Whatever we do is great. I enjoy your company, and you know what, I don't know how I feel kind of I'm kind of like things are growing, we're getting along. I don't think I really you know, like the idea of you engaging in fluid exchanging with other people and then we go you know what, Yeah, I don't need

to do that. I feel like, if your relationships don't go anywhere, maybe focus on it to a level of whatever level it is. But you've got to be able as a human being to not have the need to sleep with other people all the time. If you're in of course you'd like even scary he's you know, he's out was at one time in his life out there more than a lot of people. But you've gotta be

able to go, you know, a lot. I'm not going to obsess, like if you go out your girls, I'm not gonna go on calm when you get home and I haven't seen you in three days, what's wrong. I don't have to obsess like, hey, casual, I'll see you, want to see you, but not go bang someone else on on Saturday. Because I said i'll see you Friday and i'll see you next Wednesday doesn't mean I have to go see you next Tuesday. I mean, does in our relationship have a better chance of working if you

don't have to worry? But what am I going to meet someone I like better? Im I canna sleep with someone? Is she better in bed than me? Does she have a disease? All that other stuff? Just be like, Hey, we're casual and if we sleep together once a month, that's great. I have no interest and it goes I have no interest, great. I just think this level is what's scary, said, I think there's levels two. But we're

so early in the game. This is so new that it's not I don't even feel the need to be like we have to be exclusive, That's what I'm saying. I'm cool, of course, but that's just if you're talking

to someone. There's no reason to continue talking to someone if you're not having like, if you don't have any feelings for them, that's true, but you're if you're catching feelings and you're not exclusive, that's then I'm not at the point where, like I said, if he were to go hook up with somebody, I would of course be bummed about it, but I wouldn't sit at home crying about it. And at some point there's gonna be a day where you're like, but on some tembery four, you

might go, I think I have feelings for this guy. Yeah, and when that happens, and again it's different from me than you obviously, but maybe on September twenty two, he bangs some girl because you were are an exclusive and then two days later when you realize, you know what it was. It was our fourth month anniversary and he didn't call me, and I think I want to. I'm just saying, like, whatever the reason is that, you know whatever,

will you go? You know? And I think I want to be exclusive with this guy, And he just slept with another girl, and maybe he's like, you know what, I'm sort of seeing this other girl. I don't know if I want to break it off with her. You're like, oh damn it. Like there's gonna be a point literally what I would say, oh damn it. I just feel like, if you're in a relationship, if you're in a relationship

and you don't care where it's going. If you don't really like you don't enter relationship because you think it might go somewhere. He's like, oh, we're hanging out and that's fine. If you enter relationship with a girl and you're like, I really like this guy, I hope in three months it's going somewhere. It might have a better chance of going somewhere if he wasn't out banging a girl who's taller than you. You know what I mean,

you know, whatever it is that that's different. I just feel like you should focus on or something else that that you're like, Wow, this other girl you catch a picture of or something on his are solving your problems. I just feel like whatever relationship you're in, if you wanted, if you if you think long term, may go somewhere, or you hope it gets a little better, the odds increase if they're not and you're not out with other guys, of course, but I just that's for me. Haven't reached

that point. Okay, we're just going with the exclusivity. Jay says, no, we agree. So you feel like if she says to the guy, you know what, we've been together, like seven months, hanging out, whatever the term you want to use, talking, chilling, hooking up, whatever I'd like to be exclusive, you feel at that exact moment you're meeting each other's families, you're you're calling each other, you're worried you didn't call me. When you get home, you feel like it's boom done no,

but you're okay. If you're like, if you're exclusive, that's it's there's there. Maybe I don't know. I just don't think there's all these different levels of exclusivity, because then that's adding a whole another level to the dating game. First you're dating, and then you're dating. More serious is when you're not seeing other people, and then the next step is being in a relationship. Now, you know what, it's too black and white for you. It's too there's

no You're like, it's like oil and water. It's like everything is like layers clear. There's there's gray areas everywhere, and it's what's different. What you know, what's good for you is not good for advice, And this is nothing against you, Ricky. My advice is avoid the gray areas. Yet, you know if you know what I'm saying, But it's true, though, you. But but yeah, but you do see things in black and white, Jake. You know that might be because you might have been a math and science person and I

was more of a social studies guy. I think you mean, like, uh, philosophy, philosophy. I don't think. I don't think studies. I know about the the the declaration of independent memberships, and that's it. Like that, that's what. That's the way that your approaching might be your issue. That might be you say it's everything is calculated and everything has an absolute to it. Well,

here's my thing. If I'm exclusive with you, like you're not sleeping with anyone else, I'm not sleeping by definition of exclusive, and you go like three days without talking to me, I'm going to be piste off. Why doesn't matter you rather three days without calling you because she's banging a guy? No, because it's like you can't sleep

with anybody else or see any other people. But I don't not thinking about you enough to so much pressure on exclusivity that you're basically dating at that you're engaged, you can you can date casually, you can knock you you can just you don't have to sleep with other people and still be in in a loose relationship. So you you're like, I want to be exclusive, but you also can let her go away for the weekend and not worry about it. More So, you cannot worry about

it because she's not sleep right, but they are. Because you're exclusive, are you? You could play tit for tat talk every single day when you're not on the phone with her. She could be banging guys in between your phone calls. I mean it works that way too, which is basically what I just said. Well, I exclusive, you're just you. Yes, you're clingy, yes, okay, no, no, because I don't know. He's very He's like, this is not

our conversation here all the time. Because if somebody doesn't talk to you all the time when you're dating them, you get a little work. Well that's his level, that's level seven days. It sounds like a problem, not a level. That's your problem. Man, so much. And I'm not as emotional as Jake, So that's why he cares about this whole exclusivity thing and the idea of we're into each other. We need to know that we're into each other. You're not doing anything with anybody else. I'm going to talk

all the time. I just learned Ricky's the guy in this podcast. He's got the more masculine name I do, I do Jaked. But that's also why this podcast works, because we're complete opposite. It works. Yeah, I think it works pretty damn well. All right, some of the three people that listen, okay, but there's two of us are in this rule I listen. Well, maybe maybe we'll just do it in here. Maybe it's twenty somethings doing nothing because it's twenty people listening to the podcast. I don't know.

Oh god, people should be listening them. I made a joke. They have a great podcast, which is why I think they should do a problem. It's much more offensive than your old social media handles. I'm just saying, debatable, debatable? What will you? Baby Jake? What was your that died a long time ago? Think baby Jake too? That was another dead Can you squeeze? Stop with you? Because people give me Jake so cute? Jakie Jakie should be drinking chocolate mill wh needs a dad And we won't say anything.

Available on IR Radio, available on iTunes, twenty something's doing nothing that just Jake, alright, just just Jay. We have to go record our podcast overcord your podcast, So don't eat the bug pie, all right? You cut out me. When we were in Brooklyn last week when we went to Feltman's, you left after we had the hot dogs.

We took pictures which we put on social media. Go to at the Brooklyn Boys on Instagram and the picture of us eating hot dogs by the cyclone right by Feltman's colon Allen and I listen, I put catch up on my hot dog and you have to like make people give me grief. I was delicious, what it doesn't matter. It was and I'm a mustard guy. You're a catchup guy. It doesn't matter. The best part about Feltman's hot dogs is the hot dog itself. And there's no nitrites, nitrates

in it, there's no filler, it's all natural. Uh. These are the people that created the hot dog. Charles Feltman created the hot dog way back in the eighteen hundreds. And that guy Nathan worked for him. Yeah, he has a bun slicer. He was slicing buns. And then, like most Brooklyn people do, they're like they get a bright idea. They're like, you know what, I'm gonna start my own business. And get out of here. I don't like that, and so I Feltmon's is back. They gotta look cation in Manhattan.

There in Saint Mark's Place. They got. We went to the one in Coney Island, went to one of the freestanding store in Coney Island. Is a site to be seen because you're right there on surf the legendary cyclone roller coaster Feltman's of Coney Island back in Coney Island, But most likely you're not gonna experience it either the two ways we mentioned. You're gonna go to the website Feltman's of Coney Island dot com and you're gonna get them because they're perfect. They come in like a ten pack.

I was at my grocery store and got my last. There was the last. Morton Williams. Morton Williams has them, so you can also get them on Amazon, jet dot com. Yes, get your prepackaged Feltmans of Coney Island hot Dogs Amazon dot com, Jet dot com and uh Ms in person at Fairway Mrs Green's, Morton Williams uh and and probably by the time this you know, by the time you hear this, they're gonna be in other stores because they're expanding by the day. Now you don't have to eat

as many as Kobayashi, the hot dog champion guy. He eats like seventy five of them. They're his favorite hot dog. Have to pray if you want, you know you want four guiad four. They're also consistently rated critically the best hot dog in New York City by several different outlets UM Feltman's and of course, now just in time for the seed the football season, why not bring them to your tailgate? Cook him right there. You're gonna don't even tell your guests what you're cooking. Just get them to

open up the package, throw them on the grill. They're gonna tell you that's how different and how awesome they taste. They're gonna tell you what kind of hot dogs are these? And you want to get complimented? Right hot dogs Feltman's of Conan's F E. L. T. M A N S. Of Coney Island dot com. All right, so, uh where where this has been a long podcast? We had the guests come in and so I have a couple of other ways I just we preempted and have to ship.

We're gonna get to I feel like, okay, look, I said, I was the Direct TV thing that can wait. I SAIDs me, the postmlone thing that can wait. No, let's do the postmalone thing. No because I because I but I. I talked about Taco Bell. I talked about the situation to Taco Bell. So I feel like, uh, I can wait on the unused jokes. You don't we have two, and I'll wait till next week we have more. So don't get mad at me, I promised him. I didn't do on a couple of grammar polices and we had

some email, but I don't know. Do you want to get to your why don't we get to your little rants? I do want to read one thing on my phone and then and then uh when we'll go from there? Hold on a second, yeah, no, no, no, no, because it was I want to just say thank you to uh Louis Luis Cardo. I'm assuming it's Louis at Brooklyn Boys WTS. Garassias can't wait to tear these summer bitches up. He's got a box, he's opening up his Omaha steak.

So thank you for that. We love. We take a picture and then I want to thank uh Stephanie j tough. I love your podcast and have listened in order from the very beginning. Recently, I ordered something on Amazon and it was lost in transit slash damaged. I contacted Amazon and I said to them, here's what I would like you to do, and received a full refund and a free replacement. Thank you so much for sharing your knowledge.

Before I started listening to the Broolyn Boys podcast, I never would have asked for anything other than a replacement. Now I am living my best even is not even life police and then all grama police police police. Mark Keller, trying to uh, you know, be a good guy and submit to the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com with a grammar police mistake, makes a mistake of his own in the subject line and spells grammar with an

E er. It's grammar with an a R. Folks. Maybe he was being ironic, and I don't think he was doing this on purpose, but anyway, apparently he screenshot at the NFL homepage, Oh NFL homepage where Bill's rookie Allen named starting quarterback versus the Bolts the Oilts instead of Colts. Sorry, no, no, the Bolts, that's the San Diego Charges. Ah. Well, this person. Okay, so he made a mistake. He thought he was correcting it to the cults. And that's not a grammar police.

That's a typo. Let's let's limit the grammar police stuff that not typos. Okay, So then you want to hear some real grammar polices because you don't give me typos. Like if I typed something on Twitter and I and I put the N G as g N because I

was typing fast, that's like grammar police. We were well, okay, Well, first of all, the San Gennaro Feast starts today, and by the way, that's where we started the whole grammar police thing, because Brodie and five years ago we went to the feast and on these Italian people with their signs and their things. It's an Italian feast. Before you're like, how do you know they were Italian? Yeah, it's in little Italy, it's a little yeah, it's in the feast

of San Gennaro, the famous one. We went there and we're like, oh my god, dude, look at this. Here's mis spelling. We're gonna go to the feast and and I have pictures from the last time. We're taking new pictures, but they would put up signs little first, and so out of little they were like, oh, iced tea. I see it's iced with a D I C E D T and you may not have known that, but it's t that's been iced, right, And that's where the grammar

police start. Iced tea is frozen, frozen or it's a rapper. Yeah, anyway, but they spelled a lot of So we've been taking pictures and then we're like, oh my god, this is like so here we go. This this is a sign. It looks like at a cafe. And they put a scotch tape piece of paper up. It said lobby is close, do too, so it's close d o t O do

two instead of door. No, no, it's lobby is close close two staff so not due problems the problems studying admission to air your dirty laundry on the sign of a couple of we're all this in fighting here in the store. We're sucking each other up. So so lobby is is close clos lobby could been right there. No, it's due to d oh, I understand that due okay, So thank you for that submission On Twitter. Jen La Jender gender roll Starbuck gender role Starbuck. Also okay, also

Stephanie Reiner with the looks like this is jelly. What do they say? Oh no, it's dish soap. And it was in a store and as sign said, limit four damn dish soap household per day. It was supposed to be dawn, but it auto corrected to damn and they printed the label, well they typed m instead of it took someone to put to print it and put the sticker on the shelf. They didn't notice they right not that Come on, yeah, I can't. I don't think that's

grammar police. It's a type gram police. That's like grammar. I know. That's it's that's it's great on war when you go to your word, right word, it's spelling and grammar check. It's a spelling mistake. It's funny. Burger King's sign all that's for four dollars. Terrible. This is outdoors.

You know when you put the letters up, you know, you know you have the letters on the white song put the letters and clip them on the sign that clipped on the letters, that's say chrissand apostrophe which now hiring closer closure apostrophe s. That's not it that's not a type, that's not that's not plural closure took the time to get an apostrophe. They went to the fucking where were the rack and they had to go the apostrophe. It probably took an s and broke a piece off

and they're like, oh, it's closers. No, you don't pluralize things by putting an apostrophe S. So then I wrote back, uh, she tweeted at it. Man, I wrote, what a bunch of dummies do you? M? M y apostrophy? And I know someone's police. Danielle from our morning show said she was listening to our podcast yesterday last episode you heard the siren? She pulled over the siren from our grammar police change up. Please don't. Apparently it used to be illegal for the no, no, no, you can't play a

siren silence in a song. That's a different story. We'll get to email next week. All right. So you guys know I went to a Taco bell a couple of weeks ago twice, right, and they asked me to pull up pull into a parking space one day and pull up to the garbage pail with the flies the other day. Why if you remember you listening or what. I'm just gonna refresh your memory because I know how long it's been since you heard that episode. Could have been forty nine, whatever,

fifty and whatever it was. Uh, And their thing was where timing. We get timed on how long it takes to get you out of the drive through window area. So if I pull over, the clock resets and they don't get in trouble because they are being judged too many times. If you go too long, the managers get or they're not or if it's a franchise, the owner right or the regional manager or whatever. So I decide, rather than going to Taco Bell Location one, which is on my way home, I go, I had to go

to Lowe's Home Improvement. Right, there's a Taco Bell not far. It's like, you know what, I'm gonna go to that Taco Bell whatever, it's by the same person. Well, I'll see if it's any better. So I I do my mobile order and I pull up and I say, picking up a mobile order for David? What mobile order for David? Mobile order for David? For what for David? Okay? And you know what I like? And can I get a small little black ramikin of salsa. Of what salsa, sauce,

salsa shelter, Yeah, salsa. You work at taco bell, you would think salsa would be a common work. So to So I hear a woman in tobacco he wants salsa, I'll have vocado. Drive up to the window, guacamally. So the girl at the window, okay, her name was Shanika s h a n i q a because because at the end of it, I asked what her name was because I was picking. Maybe I heard her wrong way. You can't have you without the queue cue out to

you all, that's what I Okay, that was I'm grand policing. Listen, people make up their names, they said, anybody want anyway. I don't think I've ever seen a que it out of you, but I'll go ahead. That is neither here nor there. That's neither hand there. Let's Iraq and an engine que or qatar or cut her if you pronounce it that see it's qu's q a t a r rare. Okay. So I ordered my food and I'm like, I want to sit in my drive through and relax, and you know,

my usual food. I don't know about a minute. So she says, excuse me, I knew it. I fucking it tried to try to pull that on. So so she says, um, did you pull into a parking space please? I said no, no, no, She sir, can you please pull into a parking space. We'll bring your orders right to your car. No, I'm good, I'm good here, and she looks at me like I'm crazy. I'm not fucking doing it. I'm not doing your game. So she goes, well, why can't you pull into a

parking space? I said, because I came to a drive through and I'm totally happy sitting right here. There's no one behind me. I'm good. I already turned my engine off. I'm good, I'm sitting here. I'm good. Okay, sir, but see where I go. Yeah, you're getting timed. So that's good. There's your motivation. And then she hopped a lujie and your ship. No, I said, I don't want to move. I appreciate it, but I'm good. I was polite about it. I was. I was like, I don' want to how

to be polite about not answering their request. If that's not that's not a reasonable request. But if they're doing you if they say do me a favor and you don't do the favor, that's not being polite. And then she looks at me as she's closing the foldable window and she goes, thanks, and she puts her fist in the air like I won't move, and she I hear her yell, hey won't move. So everybody in the kitchen must know, like every we ask everyone to move right, Yeah,

they definitely wiped the floors with you. So then another girl comes over. Her name is Rosita. She comes over and she says, Hi, can I help you? Yeah, I'm just waiting for my food. It's not ready yet. No, I know it's good. Yeah, uh yeah, it's gonna be ready in a minute. Can you just pull into a parking space? No, I'm good. Oh wait, nobody's somebody behind me. I'm good. So she looks at me like I have two fucking heads. So then she so so she again

she closes the window. Oh no, no, I'm let back up. Before she opens the window, she goes, so, why won't he move? And the girl goes, hey doesn't want too. So then she comes because there is here a problem, and I tell you about moving. She so she's just gonna he's gonna wait here. Yeah, it's a drive through. I'm good, acting like I don't really know whatever. So she looks at me like, you got me fucking kidding. She closes the window and she goes, yeah, you're right.

He won't move. So the manager comes over, right, I don't know her name. It's a little bit older. Let's call her Edda. I don't know her name. The two of them come over now, Rosita and Edna. And she goes there he is, and she goes with her head set on. Is it being okay? Yeah? Um, any particular reason you don't want to pull into a barking space? I said, you're the manager, Yeah, you're you're encouraging that

I pulled into a parking space. Yeah, I said, you know, your employees are badgering me, and they're yelling loud enough about me. I can hear them and see them raising their fists. The glass is clear, you know, the windows clear, right, And she looks at me like they have three heads. Oh, can I just have my food? We'll be ready in a minute. You know it would be great if you guys, well, we're concerned with getting the food faster. Than where I parked my costs. You can get around the timing thing.

So with that, someone hands the manager the bag, hands me the bag, and that's what they're asked with your case or dia. You realize that an acida. I don't care. It was delicious and they got it right fine, So I said, you know, you were very rude to me, and they looked at me like, what's your point. I said, I'm gonna call corporate. Is that something doing the call corporate? And it looked at me like, yeah, you're gonna call corporate.

I pulled into the parking space they wanted me to get into and I called corporate and I said, corporate, what happened? Oh, well, that's a franchise, sir. Well they still have a Taco Bell logo on the building. Therefore it's your image. You took the time, oh yeah, in their parking space to call corporate after the fact, you didn't. You didn't like just sing along on your merry way and you got your no because I was in no

hurry to go to Lowsport all night. You didn't burn your steak dinner, you weren't given free desert, you weren't offer it's the rudeness. But you here's the here's if you're listening to this podcast, you tell me if people were route to you, would you put up with it? But no, here's a situation where you agree that there's no free dessert option here. You're not tell no, no,

this free dessert. The woman says to me on the phone, We're terribly sorry this happen to you, all right, She says, I'm gonna have a regional manager on one of our management team call you. I said, well, can you get me in touch with the regional manager of the store. We'll know it's a franchise, stirt, we don't know who they are. She says, I'll have a manager reach out to you, one of our managers. I said, but can I have your address? I give you my address. You goes,

I'm gonna send you coupons for free. Uh, it's bonus. So then I tweeted about it to all our listeners like I was like Taco Bell, and everyone was like podcast, podcast podcast. One person tweeted and said what happened? And I said, podcast, you know the show. I was gonna come to the podcast. So then so then so then Taco Bell the Taco Bell team sees my tweets because everybody's retweeting Taco Bell, and they're like, oh, Taco bellt your funk. Now, why aren't you nice and broad? You're fucked.

So Taco Bell reached out to me direct message and they say, they say, um, hey, what's the problem. So I copy and paste basically from the last time this happened, and I changed the names in the location because it was different. So you pretty much threw them all onto the bush big bus and you know what, the bus was in the drive through, not in the parking space. So then they go, you know what, We're terribly sorry. We're gonna send you some coupons. And I said, can

we have your email address? I give me the email address and they go, is this still your address? I go, yep. You know why because they saw it if they scrolled up and they said the last they said your stuff to the last time, right, which is, by the way, that's bonus free dessert. In my opinion, you weren't. You weren't looking for free dessert. You weren't owed free dessert because it wasn't so bad customer service. This is the problem with the coupons. Is if you used the coupons,

you can't use the app. You can't pay. I gotta checks, and I understand the whole rudeness thing. And I'll sit right here. If we just go to Taco Bell and they asked you to get out of the drive through tweeting me, let me know that bullshit. But it is bullshit. But here's the problem with that. You're kind of it at there, You're at their mercy. You're you know, it wasn't in this specific case. Bertie, you know, I Love, I Love, And you went to a restaurant and they say, hey, Sary,

is that Mr Jones? We're out of plates. Can you come in the kitchen and we'll just throw food in your mouth? Would you? Would you be okay with you? But that's not this circumstance. Hey, Mr Jones, we don't want our customers to wait for a table. We're a little busy. Can you go sit in the parking lot. We have a fold up table, a little bridge table and fold up. You can sit in the parking lot. Because we don't want you to wait for your buzzer to go off. We don't want to look like you're

waiting for your table. So we're gonna like you sit in the food court. How about that? How about that? I'm just saying, listen, you're gonna love Taco Bell and like, don't tweet me, don't eat there. I love Taco Bell. You're going to pay a consequence if you piss them off. It was rude for them and obnoxious for them to ask you to move. Absolutely, but you're at their mercy. He stop. Yeah, he's not moving. That means they're angry. And when they're angry, they're gonna wipe the floors with

your food. You're gonna do some damage. I'm still alive, I know, but I don't know it. Do you know? Make gallons of spit you've consumed over the years, and then to go a step further and and and sit in the spot and call corporate you that was a lot of extra time. I felt so good, I know, but I just want to get on your way because I was I was got something else to do, receive my MEXI melt no pico while I was dialing, Oh my god, it and I was checking to make sure

that it messed up my order. I did. I did. By the way I looked in the in the soft taco, I unrolled it. I looked for a little spit. I did look. I have to say I didn't see it. Sounds fine. There's no pubic hair and I didn't see any pubs. No pubs. Pubs did I just ripped something out and just threw it. But I'm forgetting something. Fuck you Rosita, fuck you Shaniko, would know you and fuck you ed with no name tag funk all three of you don't know where you're from or I'm from Wenna.

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