#51: Wicker? I Didn't Even Know Her!

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Already shouting this out on the text messages. How would they even though that we're recording right now? Well, you know we got text messages during the alpice Strand Morning Show this morning Thursday, the fifth startup Startupoklyn Boys. Okay, so people like, is there another new episode today. By the way, we're playing the boys are back in town. You're like, what do you mean back in town? We

had an episode last week, episode fifty. Well we put that together two weeks ago, two and a half weeks ago, and I posted it while Scary was on a cruise ship all over Hawaii yelling at me to post a podcast. Post the podcad I was so I wanted to post it on Tuesday. I'm like, dude, it's Wednesday night, freaking podcast. But I had to do some editing, putting some more

pieces together. I had to find uh, the uncomplete, complete, longest version possible of the disgustingly filthy wedding phone tap on deep putting my lips, Yeah, read my lips when she says, so give me that. What's the bottom line? What's my bottom line? I'm trying to fight out your bottom line? Yeah. And I'm sorry, by the way for the one that I phoned town. People are like, you know,

you really mess with that girl. She sounds like she was an agonizing pain, made a cry, you know, you know what, she was an entitled accusably But here's the thing, a queen bee and you know what, and and and it's this is life's lessons. Her father was teaching her a lesson. You have to remember, we don't air these, we don't put them up on the podcast unless they

laughed and they enjoyed it and it was positive. If we told her it was a praying phone call and she was like, hey, we wouldn't we wouldn't post it. It was the fact that she was like she came around and she's like, I guess I deserved this. I was really losing my mind. That's why her father wanted her like hold a mirror up to herself and go, this is we're not malicious, but we're not malicious. So you actually asked me what episode this was before we

hit record, Like, well, because I'm on vacation. First of all, I'm six hours behind. I cannot get ripped away six hours to be funny, I'm not time. I'm not getting right with myself. Man, I went to Hawaii over the break, getting six hours behind. Is he anyone who doesn't follow, who follows you on social media doesn't know you went to It was very discreet. My postings were very it was fifteen minutes you didn't post. Is that when you

mean discreet that fifteen minute window. You know who gave me a little sarcastic uh like love in the hallway yesterday was our old friend Carolina Bermudez. Oh yeah, she's like, hey, scary, how do you do. I haven't seen you in a while. Um, you know, I didn't realize that someone said you went to Hawaii, But I never would have noticed that. What do you mean just I don't know what. Just a rumor was that you went there. But it was very,

very subtle, very subtle she was. She was trying to be sarcastic over every meal, every drink, every island, every boat, every submarine. I mean, it was a great trip. Yeah, so I was. I was six hours behind because Hawaii has its own time zone. But you didn't know that, did The uns of Hawaii are its own time zone, and it's it's three hours behind l A, six hours behind us here in New York City. Uh, you aren't talking to me, right, you were talking to the people

listening to the podcast. I know this, of course, I've been there. I know a right. You know I got arrested. Don't have to educate you. I got arrested on Maui jump bail. That was the story. Yeah, but um and I just a worried about this, and you know whatever, you want to play the jingle on me, play the freaking jingle. But I have to tell you most of our listeners have never been Hawaii, and prior to this trip, I had never been to Hawaii. And I'm so lucky

to be going and doing this. So that's first of all, that's the reason why my overposting because I was so excited. I'm like, this is like a brand new world. First time in Hawaii, first time I ever was up in a helicopter, so I I wouldn't do that, okay. And then the first time I was ever below the seat uh in a submarine that was pretty cool. Those were all first for me. And I had bucket list, you know that the bucket list items. I was like checking

out box like that. You're gonna put together a compilation video that people can go and watch in case they missed your snap stories stories. I have it. I do have it, but I'm not posting it. I don't want to put you through it again. I do have a question, and this is not a sponsor slipping. We've been very upfront that Norwegian Cruise Line is a partner of ours and and and by the way, for sponsorship I D purposes.

Norwegian sent me on this and I'm I'm going to tell you I think you legally need to mention that on a podcast, which just shows you the kind of ment you all mentioned they were a sponsor without slipping it in. Yes, that that wasn't I have a question. You went out on a boat. This was a daily excursion. I assume you went out on a boat, not a ship, but a boat, and a submarine came out from under the water and met you. It was the freakiest thing,

was well, because yeah, so so the guy. So basically, how was that a submarine that moves around or it's like twent leagues under to see a disney where it went down to came back. No, no, no, no, it's an actual submarine that trails the floor. You a little freaked out because I have to be hot freaked out. I'm I'm I'm I'm not closetrophobic in a normal situation, but if I get like in a cramped, dark like locked room, I get a little like a little freaky

your bedroom like that. Yeah, no, like I couldn't be in prison. That's why I don't commit crimes. But like on Mission Space at Disney, if you haven't been a Mission Space, there's the two different road the rides. There's the one wh they spin you really fast that we vomits on, and then the other one. I go, oh, it's less it's less impactful. So I went on that, And if you haven't been on that, they you get in this like um it's like a storage shed that

makes you feel like you're in a space capsule. And you sit in this thing and the command buttons in the screen are like six ft ahead in front of you. You can reach your arms out little room, stretch your legs, but then the latches come down over your shoulders, the big head restraint. I can see how you can get closer. You no wait, and then the entire thing in front of you, with all the screens comes at you, bro comes at you, and it's like right in front of

you like you're playing a video game. But the wall is next to you, right next to you on the right, the person's right next to you on the left, and you're in there, locked in. I got a little like like a clustrophobic and I did not enjoy that. Well, so no, wait, so when I was watching you in the submarine, I started thinking, like, would I be okay

in the submarine? I think you'd be fine. Um, you know with these Norwegian with with the cruise line, we went on all these excursions and this submarine was one. It was a touristy thing that we did. But that was such a ship right even just like no we went from the ship and we said, hey, but the ship arranged it. The ship arranged it because you go through the ship's well. See that's the thing about Norwegian.

They do all the work for you. Again. Not not a commercial for though, but I've been on cruises where they hand you a pamphlet every day. We woke up into New Island and it was like boom, today we will landed in Maui. Here, here are five things to choose from. And I'm like, oh, I want to go in the submarine. So I signed up with a submarine.

I get they take you. You go to the shore, you go on a boat and they go in the middle of the Pacific Ocean and in the middle of nowhere, the guy goes all right, everybody, get your cameras ready because the submarine is coming to pick us all up. And obviously the joke is from underground. So you so

you're sitting there watching. You're in the middle of the ocean, the Pacific Ocean, and you your cameras are all focused, and they said, all right, coming up in ten nine eight, and you can hear them broadcasting from the submarine with the countdown, And as soon as it goes three to one in the middle of nowhere, a fucking submarine just pops up from like dramatically, And I put this on my social because I'm like, holy ship. I've never seen

this in real life. Usually it's the opposite. Usually it's like the Titanic, where the stuff is just going down. You don't see footage of of a ship or a submarine. It was very you know, it was intense. And then you get off the ship, the boat that you're on, and you board the submarine and you climb a ladder down and they seem like a plank you to walk across, like a set up a little bridge, and then you walk across. It's all It's safe for even grandma. If

Grandma wants to go. It's a touristy thing, and everybody sits in their seats and it's comfortable, a little chair. How long did you go into war and everybody's got a window? About forty five minutes and and then they take you around underwater two thousand year old world reefs. Shark. Yeah, we saw one shark, a baby shark. I saw a couple of eel uh, and then I've seen other Yeah. There were a lot of a lot of colorful fish. Did you see anything that you're like, oh, I've eaten that. No,

because a lot of the fish were No. No, they weren't like Atlantic Ocean non specials like white fish fish now. But but it was more of like the you know when your friend has a fan that one friend has a fancy fish tank. It was those fish. The ones would all colors and neon colors and yeah that so so that was awesome. And then then the day after that is when I went up in a helicopter. We were they say, the only way to see the island of Kauai is by helicopter, and I'm like, well, I'll

go on that excursion today. Let me tell you. When I was up in that, it was Florida ceiling windows. You would not have fared well, Brodie. All of a sudden, the dashboard and all the controls has an entire piece and it was like going and it was moved violently in the air. Were in the air, and I'm like, um, is that supposed to be doing that. It shouldn't. Looks like something is unscrewed there. And they're like, that is

normal helicopter movement. It's supposed to move. I'm like, the whole held helicopter look like it was like it was moving, like they were parts inside the helicopter that were moving. By the way, as you're telling this story, you're shaking and there are parts of you moving that. There's parts of me jiggling. That's what was going on. Anyway, the most beautiful and breathtaking I've ever seen of Kauai. By the way, my girlfriend started crying, and I'm like, are

you okay, okay? Do I need to pass you a bar bag? Which, by the way, they call them comfort bags. That's not sure to coat this, it's a bar fag. Well, so she was like, She's like, I'm like, why are you crying? She said, It's just so beautiful, and they play and you are wearing headphones and you have you know, you have a microphone that you could talk to the pilot. Okay, so what are these you have to go first night? Yeah,

just for effect. And then and she and she's like well as soon as also they start playing Jurassic Park music in your headphones, so you feel it. And then and then there's a moment where they take you or you would not do it well at this part. They take you into a canyon and you descend into a canyon inside the helicopter and you're hovering over the canyon and and the helicopter propellers are going and you're going, and that's the sound, and then the dashboard ships making

that that violent little shape. And then the guy does a three sixty aerial so you can see three sixty around you. You spin and place slowly, and then all around you is a canyon and you're literally suspended in a canyon where no human can go except for helicopters. Like you can't get there by car, you can't hike there. That's not Christy Canyon. You don't want to. Everybody's been there, Ohio. But a point star for those of you who know she is anyway. So I have a question what I

have done better in the helicopter or the submarine. But they give you a DVD of your entire experience when you come back of the helicopter. Helicopter with the helicopter, so there's a there's a seven camera system that's in place, and they warned you everything that you ask on the microphone is videotaped. All the video of you inside the helicopter. If you crap your pants, you're in trouble, right, And and then outside the helicopter they do shots of what

they show you. What's what you're looking at? Now? I will say this, Um, you don't want to you know, we got the v DVD. I haven't seen it yet, but UM, I have it. I lived it, and it's nice. It's a nice memory, a nice um memento. I guess was that a mentor? Yeah? Whatever? Did you and Robin go at any nude beaches? No? We went to a black sand beach where the sand was actually black. It was a volcanic ash. Why has it got to be a black sand? Thing can be? You know what? Black

sand matters? I don't. I don't see color when it comes to sand. Well, they have a green sand beach too. We do get to see that. And then we went to see a uh oh, there was a oh the waterfalls. By the way, that was not a political statement in any way. That was a spoof play on words. That's all. I think Adis are small enough to know that. All right, yeah, alright, I need you to be I need you to answer me,

Answer me honestly, Answer me honestley. How many days after you got home did you keep posting pictures and video like you were still there? And I say that because you texted me about tipping on the cruise ship, which we're gonna talk about in a minute. You said how much should I tip? The cruise is over? But then like two or three days you kept putting up pictures in video like you were still in Hawaii. What's going on there? What was that about? Because I know we

stayed in Honolulu two extra nights. Okay. I felt like you were trying to milk the social No no, no, no, no no. I actually stopped the social media when I when I left the cruise, So yeah, you can't get me on that one. But I was, I was in Honolulu. I was still on Waikiki Beach. We were staying there, and I gotta say, Waikiki Beach, that is the Disney World of of Hawaii because it was just kids and

kids and families and oh my god. And and then there were all these stores that you would find at a mall, like an upscale mall outside, so I felt like I was on part South Beach. But then there's mountains and tropical trees and palm trees everywhere. It was. It was an interesting mix. But Waikiki Beach heavily touristy, and I don't need to go to Coach to buy a coach bag. Um, yeah, when I can do that.

You know, I don't know why people shop there. I mean, I'm like, hello, you could shop in your own because you don't know where in the world they're from. You know, there's that they could be from Japan and they're like, oh, I wanna go to Coach Okay, then maybe that's from Australia. Well, those two that you mentioned, like Tokyo gets a lot because it's seven hour flights in Tokyo and Japan, right, and then Australia there's a lot of tourists from this.

The world goes around, right, not flat. They crushed the international dateline and come in the opposite Director's right, So yeah, so so so Hawaii is accessible to both very readily, and they have as many tourists from the far East as they do, you know, from California, because a lot of West Coast people go there. It's five hour flaw. Did you get to meet the World Championship Little League team? Did not? But they were, they were all the rage.

I will say one thing, though, I gotta give a big fuck you to the Weather Channel, if I may change that, because you flew into post volcano and mostly post was hurricane, hurricane hurricane. All right, listen, we are to blame the media. I'm gonna just we are not the media, okay, for all intents and purposes. See how I got that right. It's not intensive purposes. It's for all intents and purposes. We are the media in this case, big Grammar police segment coming up later, by the way,

shout out Rich Felts. So the Weather Channel had had this whole run up about hurricanes and craziness headed towards Hawaii, Hawaii. Notice how they say Hawaii, because it's that's a sensationalistic statement on the part of the Weather Channel, like the media does. They took you saw for days pictures and video of all kinds of everything except an avalanche. Right here.

You saw trees uprooted, you know, like that root forty six video you posted of cars on top of cars, floods, floods and water for two kinds of animal, animal and stay away, we gotta we gotta cat and we did give you shipped for it all lying in the hurricane you what are you doing? Scary? You know, because of of We were all victims of of media outlets like the Weather Channel, because all they talk about is weather.

That's your entire life. Wait a minute, are you telling me the Weather Channel all they talk about his weather. That's all they do, you know. And all they do is kept someone watching the Weather Channel. Not once did they cook a meal. I understand that. Well when I get when I finally get to Hawaiian no home improvement on the Weather Channel. I got this Sunday evening. The weather was bombing and cloudy, but that was it, and there like we're still waiting for the rain hit here.

What a joke. And then in the days that followed, I finally went to this place called Hlo with the island. What's on the big island Halo, and they drove us past the tour guy drove us past the five block radius that one of the of the media coverage what was So they're like, this is the area that you kept seeing on all the weather stations and it was

for three days straight of a continuous loop. We'd like to say thank you, but no thank you to mainland US weather media outlets because you fucked us on our tourism and you know what you did. You scared away people and potential commerce that could have been supporting Hawaii and going there, but instead hundreds of people canceled their trips, maybe thousands and decided, oh, I'm not going anywhere near

there now. You fucked everybody over Weather Channel. I'm gonna Weather Channel because that's what you do weather and you guys were definitely one of the major people that got me scared, my girlfriend scared, and everyone else in line scared. I had to keep calling the people in Norwegian and I kept calling them like, Hey, do you have anybody on the ground over there in Honolulu? Can you tell me what's going on? Is this thing gonna hit? What's happening.

Is it dangerous? Should I not show up? And they were like, We're never gonna put you in harm's way. Why would we put you? I mean you would know we would cancel the cruise, we would cancel your hotel. Let let me know. And I gotta tell you, Brody, you know what I fell victim to the media. Well, my friend, my movie theater friend old it was thirty cents movie theater friend. Uh he got free dessert when he was there because the hotel he was staying at

the ceiling leaked from the storm. And this was last week two. He was that, Yeah, so he got there was a category four. Well it hadn't you know? It was projected to be rubber landed. Let's make that clear. That's correct. Landed is a category one or and it only parts of the white He got it. The Big Island got it. So Hannolulu got ship. Yeah, but he got an upgrade. Who are safer hotel? And he got

free texted me goes, I just got free dessert. I complained that we were too close to uh the water and there are a lot of trees and or whatever. He got upgrade to a better hotel and he said he was fine. It was a category one, a little bit of rain, but they started a great time in Hawaii. You're right, it wasn't. But they have to they have to say it's bad. Number one, you're gonna watch number two. If they say it's ratings, you said it right there,

Number one, you're gonna watch. Okay, But here's the thing. And then I have a clip I want to play them off my phone that I'm living about. If they tell you it's gonna be okay and and you get blasted, you're gonna be upset. So so prepare for the worst, hope for the best, but don't start. Don't but be specific. When you're in your coverage. Tell everybody, hey, this is look at a map. These are the Hawaiian islands. And we are focusing, we are hyper focusing on this one

area that's getting sucked. There are five boroughs of Manhattan, right, Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens. Was gonna hit Manhattan right, and the floodwaters are gonna come up of the Manhattan. They would say New York City is getting pounded. No, but stop, that's wrong. You You gotta focus on the area of concentration. And I'll always tell people and make everybody fully not everyone's a professional.

Now everybody knows about geography. So I didn't know if you say Hawaii, Hawaii is a big place, did you look at it on a map. It's got five long islands with different areas. You can you can you imagine five long islands, like we have a long island here in New York. That's it's one is good. It's but like you're talking about Big Island, which is the far east, the easternmost island, which is the big Island. It's the one that has ConA on it, which with the coffee people.

Big Island, it's got no it's called it's a big island, and it's got Hilo on one side and Kna don't big island. Don't test me on this. Kona is a city is it is an area of it on the western side, and Hilo is on the eastern side. So what I'm saying is say, specifically Big Island Hilo, and that is just five of the Hawaiian islands. By the way, if the official name of the Big Island is Hawaii,

no big Island, it's the Hawaiian Islands. You got oahu Owah, who's got Honolulu you got, you got uh Maui, you got uh uh Kauai is another one, right, you got Lanai. And there's two other ones we didn't go to. I don't know. Did you have sex on every island? No? We didn't. How many islands did you? Did you? I had a sex on Wanna Peka Pepe and then once on Wanta Lickey Dickey all right, kind of like a kind of like pop a Burgess, Meredith from Grumpy Old Men,

kind of like a pokey. So we're talking about storms and dat and water and what's not. But it's if if Yeah, because for a second you were like, all right, So there's a commercial that runs a lot during the news,

watch cable news. This commercial runs a lot, and I want to preface what I'm about to say because if you see the commercial after I play this clip and I'm like, oh, that's not it's a commercial about a veteran and his wife talking about this insurance company and how great they take care of veterans, and that's great,

nothing but love for veterans, you know that. But the woman on the commercial says something that I just find to be like, they're talking about how I think the water heater broke and the water went everywhere and ruined the house. And this insurance company covered it and they took care of him and she So this is what she says. This is what she says. She's an adult woman who owns a home. She says this, I had no idea damage the water could do. Did you hear that?

I had no idea the amount that had no idea the amount of what we hold on, no idea of damage the water could do. She had no idea. She had no idea the amount of damage water could do. First of all, have you never seen the Grand Canyon? Have you never seen a country after a tsunami? She had no idea that damage that water could do? Are you fucking kidding me? Hunt? I mean? Is that it was? It's I don't believe it's a scripted commercial. It looks like they're like, tell us about your home. The water

heat a broke. I guess the water ruined the wooden floor, It ruined your carpeting, It ate away the ceiling, the floor, whatever it did. I feel terrible for you, But you're gonna look at me as an adult, married woman, and you're gonna say, no ideage the water could do. You had no idea the amount of damage water could do. Manhattan originally wasn't an island until the rivers went around it and ate away the water the land. But you didn't know, You're not a damage that water could do.

You don't see hurricanes, the devastation and flooding, the video on my Instagram photo of cars smashing into each other in the river. But you, you a grown woman, look into the camera and and with a straight face. Water. There's no idea, Holy shit, what happened in my house? What had everything's wet and damaged? What could have caused that? I had no idea the amount of damaged water couldn't do. I was there. I don't don't understand. I had no idea. Where were you raised in the desert. I had no

idea that damage water could do, no idea. Conversely, if you want to say, people, if you want to say, it did even more damage than I anticipated, right, I expected that, but there was war damage. Yeah, I had no idea the damage water could do. None never occurred to me. I never saw a movie about a tidal wave crashing on the shores. People get caught undertoe. It sucks him right out. Not everyone's in the submarine. You know you can drown. No idea the damage maker. Imagine

that woman. Our house burned down. It was terrible. I had no idea that damage fire could do like that, don't you know? I had no idea how much damage a bullet can do. Yeah, my uncle was bitten in half by a great white shark. I had no idea to damage a shark could do. No idea the damage water could do. All right, Sorry, not go for it, man, let it out. I got more stuff to let out. I just I can't. I can't with her. And uh, by the way that I love the way people make fun. Though.

People were joking on the on on Oahu about the hurricane. On one final note here, they had shirts they were selling all around the island. I survived Hurricane Lane because it never happened. They barely got precipitation on that island. Um, I do have a what would Brody do? Moment um. While I was staying at the hotel, there was this guy. He was being very dramatical. I would have complained. Remind me of so there was a we we were privy to a process, the process by which we had out

at the airport. So if you don't know what that is, you better know what that better? Now don't it's an inside joke and you're not listening in order? Oh can I read it? Not? Hold on? If you don't know that joke, you better go back. Listen to this song right here, We'll tell you what fucking points. Start end up from zero. Now, your hair start end up from zero. Now, the whole shows crystal glass start end up from zero. Now, your hair start end up from zero. So it makes

us what your hair people? Dammit so much crap. You want a hair start us up from zero? It's our rule. You mustet hair start us up from zero. Let's be claimed, start us up from zero, wall, get the funk out of hair. Little that's a little much A couple of things, uh, in terms of that jingle. By the way, my cough is good. Everybodyho asked about my bronchitis. I'm cured. I'm done that one of my kids has bronchitis because of may so I feel terrible about it. So I've been

sick for like six weeks. I'm good now. But before that six weeks, I was said, if you didn't know, listen to that jingle and start over now, you know. And so I'm gonna come out with the next couple of weeks, couple episodes. I have a new opening song, and I'm right working on new show opener. I think we should go into the studio together and record something I'm feeling it. Well, maybe maybe we can just opener

that I'm doing. Maybe we'll sing it, okay, because do you do know that that's us singing on it's a country song. I have a country song idea. Oh okay, well you know that's us on the Brooklyn Boys, the Boys from Brooklyn. Yeah, that's us. So speaking of listening in order, Alan underscore Kennedy five on five on Instagram. You guys, fucking rock NonStop entertainment. I just found the Brooklyn Boys podcast two weeks ago and I've listened to all of the shows. How's it possible hold on in

order because I'm not a dip shit? Well, Alan, on the scook they come out and come up for air. Did he did they serve him? I don't know. He sent me around, he sent all his meals to his house. He sent me a grammar police from online. Uh, yes, that he was aching or administering. He had to be walking around with ear buds all day. How do you how do you catch up that quick? You have to listen to like three a day, three or four. It's a lot many. Um yeah, so as I was, because

I'm not a dip shit. Um so I was. So we were out by the pool, and of course you and you and the girl privy to this guy who sat down on the lounge chair next to us, and all of a sudden, he goes, oh, and there was this a scratch across his calf. He cut his calf, brings baby cows to the He cut his calf on a piece that was sticking out. It was a wicker It was a wicker piece that got loose on the near the foot of the chair. And he started bleeding. But then he sat there and he says, no, He's like,

we got He's gonna let it bleed. He's like he started taking pictures of the of the jagged edge, no relation to them. Was he speaking words of wisdom and he and he was taking pictures of his cut. Very dramatic because when you don't wipe a cut for like forty seconds, the blood is starting to like, you know, and was it rusty? And he's like, well, I'm not moving, I'm not doing anything until I see a manager around here. And then the security guys come up with their bicycles.

I don't know how this day got involved, and they had these rubber gloves and then they're like, who are you? Are you? Who are you're we're we're here and witnessed too. Are you qualified? Are you qualified to clean my cut? Are you? Like? He was making a mountain out of a mole hill. Now I understand he was upset because he got cut. It was a scratch and he let it bleed and there was a piece that was sticking out of the lounge chair because I demand to see

a manager. So they they the two gentlemen help him up. They move them over, put him to another chair in a shade, and they helped. They cleaned the wound, they put the band aids on. Okay, the manager came to talk to him. But this guy I can only assume was having a wonderful trip up until that point, so he spoke to the manager. He got he definitely got free dessert. I was trying to eavesdrop, but they were out of ear shot at that point. I was like, damn, I really want to hear the end of this. But

all's well. That ended well. They band did bandage his leg up in dramatic fashion. I mean, he had a whole freaking gauze thing going around his leg. It didn't need that much attention. But I'm thinking of how I would have handled that situation that no, no, no, it was plastic. It was a plastic you know, the plastic brown wicker. It was one of those wicker things that

came loose and let me zed. He grazed his By the way, one of my favorite scenes of all time is from one of my TV show favorites of all time, and that was a show called Police Squad. And Police Squad was a TV show that turned into the Nick Gun movies. Yes, but there was a TV show first, and then movies were naked done from the files of Police Squad Police Guard with six episodes that aired in

a long time ago. And as uh, he's a detective and he's going to interview a witness, and he goes, yeah, he was working on one of those twenty four hour workershops, which is hilarious because why would you have a twenty four hour workershop? But wicker. I didn't even know her. Why is wicker furniture so freaking expensive? Are they making it by hand? Is it artisanal wicker? Well, if you take a look at how intricate the loops, is a machine doing it unless you're maybe they're hand making it.

I mean, if you if somebody sat there to construct a wicker chair when you get the loops, look at how he helps someone sitting there, a fortune officer, Macy's or whatever alluded you gotta get the It goes over and under. If you want a wicker shop or you make wicker chairs, explain to me. Why. What's your email address? It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at Gmailcome now, if you get me a discount of wicker frone niture from my my backyard, then you can tweet me at David at

David Brody. H oh oh, I got something to tell you about that, David Brody in a minute, Hold on, but I want to get wicker furniture right. My wife and all years ago we got out there furniture. We got a glass table, which at the time I was like, oh glass, that's nice. Don't buy a glass table. It's less money. You clean it all the time you're constantly cleaning it. In the winter, you put cover on it. Disagree. I love glass because it opens up the room. It

makes my small apartment look larger. Slice I'm talking about outdoor deck. Same thing with the deck. No, because it's out in the weather, you get the green mold growing under it. And yeah, you don't know about ship. You're living in an apartment. I'm talking about. We own a house like a man. Listen. So the glass table, the wife says we should get like wicker furniture, Like we don't need a table for six anymore, with big chairs and everything we need like casual whoever comes over, hangs

out whatever. So I've been looking at wicker furniture. Oh it's on sale now, summer's over, right, you look at the wicker furniture, like by the way they mark up the ship to tell you it's on sale. But I'm onto you were fox hashtag worker fox. Uh, you make it five thousand and you put it on sale. A three thousand sounds like a great deal, right, it's three thousand dollars for wicker ship. Yeah, they probably cost less than a thousand to make the cost a couple of

hundred dollars. It's wicker. It looks like some kids with some lanyards put some furniture together and then they put cushions on it. And you know what, for three thousand dollars, they've better come to my house and put the cushions away when the weather is bad and put the cushions back out because right now I got the interwoven furniture and sits out there all the time. You don't have put the cuts the cushions anywhere. There's no cushions. It's

plenty comfortable. But the wife wants cushions. She's like, you can get blue cushions if you want to know you're like blue. Oh, there's a concession for three thousand dollars to get cushions that I gotta put in it. I gotta buy a bin. I gotta buy an eighty dollars sun Cast bin. Sun Cast, by the way, a great company. Overpriced. Shit. They're rotting reel like eighty bucks to crank the wheel and the hose. They're expensive. Don't own a home. You've got deep issues, man, I got a lot of issues.

Sun Cast. So back to the sun Cast. I'm talking about sun Cast later. Sun Cast fucked me. Do summers Ago. That's a good soda. No sun Cast, good customer service, but they still fucked me with good customers. No, no, you did drinks. No, no sun kissed, sun kissed, Yeah, sun Cast anyway, I don't even know where I am. Oh yeah, So I gotta buy a bin to put cushions in that I paid three thousand dollars for it.

Should come with a storage bin. All right, work with me here, give me something for free, Give me a free cushion bin. So now my wife wants on sale three thousand dollar wicker furniture. You never go to somebody's house with wicker furniture. You're sitting there for a couple of minutes. It's uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable. Cushion or no cushions, uncomfortable. Then you put your arms on the armrest and they're

scrape in your arms because it's wicker. And if you leave your arms in the same place, you get wicker waffles. You do, you get wicker waffles hashtag wicker waffles. Nobody wants that. They're like, oh, David's been sitting in the wicker chair. I don't want that. And you get scrapes because if you move your on he gets wicker scrapes, so they're not comfortable. You make give me think that they should pay me to sit in that not right, not comfortable. And then what happens. You go to somebody's

house has wicker chairs. Oh, come sit in my backyard, right, But they've had the wicker furniture for like a couple of years now. Because it's so expensive, you gotta keep it. And then the wickers like popping up in the middle. They got like strands of wicker popping up like like hair you don't want. It's like sticking out of the armrest, sticking out of the be sit down. You're like, oh, my ass hurts. You gotta call the managers over. They

wrap it up because you cut yourself. Wicker no good expensive, But wicker is quicker, Okay, I like to look at wicker when you buy it. Wicker is quicker poker in the rear. But it's too expensive. And I want the cushion bind for free. And I want someone to come over and repair the wicker and find a way to not hit me wicker waffles. I want like armrest that are made a like one piece of wick, well, one wick, one big wick. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't even

remember how. I have to back this up later and figure out how it gets spotted with that. We got started because the guy scraped himself. I was gonna like, how would I have handled this versus how would you have handled this guy's situation? And I could say that for me, I probably would have cleaned up my what are you doing? By the way, I'm not eating pizza. Ape seventies seven. By the way, it's Abe with a B. People keep twitting is going, yeah, fuck you, Ape seventy seven.

I don't think it looks like that. Maybe accurate, I don't know, but it's Abe a B. That's all I would saying. Abe. So I wasn't chewing food. I was. I know, I know, I know. Okay, so you want to get more comfortable as you ponder this. But I could say that I personally, Brodie would not have been I wouldn't. It wouldn't have phased me. I'd be like, you know what, I'm on vacation, I'm relaxed. Let me just get a band aid. I'll wipe this off right now at the blood whatever's there. And it was it

was many. You know, I'm not gonna make a big federal case out of it, but this guy was wouldn't move, he wouldn't touch the touch his own cut. He's sitting there, he's taking pictures of this and that and everything, like almost like he's getting ready to file a lawsuit. And then I wouldn't. And then finally the manager comes, you know, and the guy talks to him, and he talks him off a ledge, and the guy goes back to sitting in his chair. My guess is he probably comped him

his entire stay. Is that worth that or no? Is that free to I don't think. I think, Hey, dinner's on us tonight. Sorry for the inconvenience. It's a scrape. Now here's now. You have to tell me this though. Did the two big guys or anyone from hotel maintenance come over and snip the plastic? They took the chair out of service, They swapped the chair out of service, They put it at the other pool right and moved

it the people who paid less to stay. Listen. I've been at restaurants where like there's a chip in the glass, you can cut your lip, you know whatever. I think that's fine, that's happened. Yeah, I get him comped, dinner him something absolutely he got. Wouldn't ask for the whole thing. That's what I'm saying. And I don't know the ending to this story. There was a gash, but I'm wondering if it was it a gash. It was a little bit man bordering between a scratch and a gash, but

somewhere in between. If a guy was a gas pervert, could he have sex with it. I'm just wondering, not if this blood coming out red wings, red wings. Of course, that's where I was going with that job. You just just took it a step further I did, necessarily. I'm sorry. Filthy. I just I just gash blocked you. God, I was I was implying it. I was being implicit. You're being explicit speaking of filthy. But the phone tap from last episode, the one I did with that woman, it was filthy.

It was dirty. Listen away for people who enjoyed it. Let me just say this, because we're a lot of people asking about it. They're like, you just do that every episode. Here's why we're not doing it every episode. Put unbeat phone taps number one unbeat. Some of them aren't funny. They're just like you hit the curse words. Big deal. These we picked out that we're particularly good unbeat. They were agonizing and we would never put them on the radio. Mine was agonizing. Mine was on the radio.

It was yeah, we we had years ago. We we played it, but we edited the crap at We never played mine. I'm like, I'm gonna play this because this is one of those unheard phone taps, like that one you did on that guy with the food truck. You made him crying and he made his dirty lust. God, we could play that that air. That was terrible. That was a horrible That was several years ago. I'll play I'll play it. It It was Spanish name. I forgot the

guy's name. It was the munchy truck guy. The guy was running a business, a food truck, and here I was calling in about the oscar the Board of Health. It wasn't hispanic name, but maybe it was, but you got him really upset. People hated you for that. People want to hear it here. Listen. Let me say something. This is a different forum than the Big Show. Don't hate us. Yeah we can do. We can get away with stuff like this, and we can go a little further.

I don't know how deep the audience wants to go. I was a little bit I thought your phone tap was as funny as it is that I I've heard it unbeaped. I didn't know if it was cringe worthy. I don't know if we were pushing the line. And I'm like, you know what, let's throw it out more. People complain about yours because you yeah, made you go cry. But both phone taps. I was a little uncomfortable with

putting in the last week's episode. But I'm like, hey, if we're giving them deep, if we want to go deeper, and we want to go further and we want to see I feel like we were testing. We were testing the temperature of our But here's the thing. Our podcast is not about playing old audio clips. Occasionally it's like, oh, here's a little bonus. We got more stuff for you that we could put about. Also, a lot of times when your phone tap people they don't want the world

hearing their uncensored phone taps. They don't want the world hearing hearing you say you know hard in cursing and you know what's saying horrific things like those people at the time they gave his permission to air them and didn't say a word about the content. I was a little I winced at the line in my own where I was like, yeah, you know, you prom kids you spread quicker than peanut butter. I'm like, I don't need that prom night spreading quick good right. No, No, that's

not that's good stuff, good stuff. I don't episode will bring something now, I mean, you want filthier stuff. I mean I couldn't. I have a couple in my back pocket that I could throw out there, you know which one I'd like to air unedited? And I have the uh the original recording of it was the Ambulance Isn't Coming. Yeah. Here here's the thing that the secret that that we're just gonna let you know right now. A lot of times we say things to get them going, and we

are filthier. And then sometimes for radio we have to cover our own audio tracks by making it less offensive when it goes on the radio. That's happened, but on a few occasions before. So because we have to less, we have to not mine. I just pissed people off, I know, but I've done that before, and I'm like, do you really want to hear what I really said to her to get her that angry. Sometimes, I yeah, it's not all the time. A couple of times I've dubbed over my own voice. I like, I can't go

on the radio that way. I have to make it less stink. I've never had that problem because because I I speak to them. I said, I speak to the wives and the boyfriends and the husbands, and I say, what's gonna piss them off? So like, why did you call that guy bald well? Because the wife said call him bald that's what's gonna get right. I don't have to like go, you know, call him horrible things that you know. I go for the I do the research. I know you do as well, and they tell you like, oh,

tell him he's caused a piece of shit. That's why I go, you caused a piece of ship And they go, what do Because I noticed, say you caused piece of it? That's get upset. Uh So anyway, yeah, so there's that. Uh all the people that wished they had a bad vacation so that I would come back with rants, I understand where you're coming from. But I had a pretty decent vacation. So I didn't have a lot of things upset me, but I definitely have some rants today. But

I got something. I appreciate people who are like you. I hope you have a bit vacation. I'm gonna give you a big fuck you right now. Two million Dollar Listing. Okay, So okay, first of all, Brody and I in a previous episode, as you remember, we hosted a concert called from Brooklyn with Love. It was back last spring, and we had Daughtry there and a couple of other artists the Bleachers, the Bleachers, Jack and Bleachers right, just Jack from Bleachers, and we had a great time. We had

Jack and apology by the way. Okay, So we were there and we hung out. It was nice Thursday afternoon whenever it was, and our friends from Million Dollars Listing, New York, the TV show that's on Bravo, showed up to film segments of it. We knew we were going to be filmed. I think we signed a release. We did.

We signed a release, and you know they were filming because the concert was in a beautiful park in Brooklyn and it's part of a redevelopment thing for the community, and there's a couple of beautiful buildings that were being built, and they wanted to showcase the buildings and the real estate and the park and the whole thing. And Frederick from was selling apartments for these new buildings, so that

the cameras were following him around. And there was a point where I was going to introduce him on stage and Brodie was gonna introduce thought tree and whatever and and which we didn't We didn't know what was going to be used or when we know when it was. They filmed us talking to him, They filmed us on stage. It was nothing. We didn't do anything. There was no

script for the camera. We just did our thing, and they did there's in the background and they say, oh, by the way, you might well you might end up on TV. I'll be fine. So that comes and goes, and then all of a sudden the other night people start tweeting Brody and I Brodie and me, sorry, I saw the look and they were like, hey, you guys were saw million dollars listening. The episode is called Whale

of a Sale if you want to find it. And there's clearly me talking on stage, Brodie talking on stage, and we're there and when you hear us and you see us, but they didn't give us fucking credit, not even two seconds on the screen. A little logo, a little from I don't even care. You don't have to say Brooklyn Boys. But just like from Zy one New York DJs, we were there as the Brooklyn Boys. That was our first appearance. That was our Brooklyn Boys appearance.

That's why we're talking about it on this podcast Coming Out Party. Yeah, and it was like, give the guys some credit. I don't care if you even said Brodian scary, I don't care not, but put our names up. Now. I didn't watch the credits yet. I have it on on my DVR. I have to watch the credits before the credit. Okay, you know what happens with this the first Best Boy. No, they they speed it up. They

do all the credits in sevens. The creed their next show, and they squeeze the credits in the corner of the screen, in a small corner. I can be honest. They were like three or four apartments on that episode. And the two hosts of the show, the Blonde Guy and Frederick, we made that episode. You and me and Daughtry we made that episode. So we come to they come to the cut to us and they're usually there's like a little like we they call m Chiron, or they introduced

the bands Aultry. Oh it's the band Daughtry. And he talked to Chris and the other guy put a little put a little visual up. I don't need verbal I don't need Fredick to be like, oh it's scary. And I guess they felt nobody watching the show cared about brody and scary. But I want to thank the eighteen to twenty text messages we've got today that the tweets everybody saw us. We are listen and we're promoting. I don't want to think Daughtry is is putting on in

concert tonight. I don't he's going, hey, check out million dollar listening. Hey don't give a shit about million dollar listening. Right. But the thing is, just have the decency. They offer him an eighteen million dollar apartment. He's like, I don't have that kind of money. We're not being paid to be on this episode. I didn't say, oh game, my sag after fee. I'm in the union speaking part. Yeah

right right you. But but the point is, just have the common decency to just throw a little give us a little credit cred that says, you know, scary Brodie Brodie, Scary Brooken Boys or Broken Boys podcast or Elvis Durrand Show. That's what. I don't know if you heard there's this little show out of New York City called the Elvis Duran Morning Show. I did get a retweet from Bravo. I think I didn't get a retweet. I think, well,

but it's not Bravo's call. It's the production company that produces that does that that Bravo had nothing to do with this. But come on, cut us some slack here. Just give us a little credit. I mean, they made us. That's like, that makes you notice what else they did. The guys some million dollars things. They go, oh, we're putting on a big concert. We put on a big concert. They put on a concert. We put on the radio station, put on the hundred New York put on the concert

with Fortis the company, the real estate company. Nice people, by the way, excellent. We love the people at Fortas, the real safe people. If they want to give us an apartment, that'd be great. But like they put on a concert. Frederick Is that was that part of the story. He was like oh we put on his big concert. I don't know, so I want free and you know what, moreover, no respect, because they're probably thinking, like the radio, no one knows that we're on television. I guess what. We're

part of a national, major fucking morning show. If I may throw my dick around for just three seconds, Okay, I'm gonna put it back in now, thank you. But that's that. But I'm sorry you you don't see it. Feel the same way about that. I'm a little annoyed. I'm a lot annoyed. He's I don't know what. You're a real million dollar listening New York. I'm gonna say, I don't know how much you make it sound like we're nobody. I don't know how many viewers they have

per episode. We have more listeners. We had more listeners this month than any other month before. We just we just nicked out, uh March or April. We just beat our record, So thank you. We had a great, great month. Uh this month? What month is this? H we're recording this no September, but it was our best month ever. So suck at million dollar listening listening. But here's the thing, we're gonna get more people now going who those two are fine looking gentlemen, will be great podcast. Our fan

Army would AT. I don't even know their their their Twitter because I can't find it. You can do a Bravo TV. But million dollars blame. There's an at million dollar listener and why listening listening? Um, it's not verified like our accounts are, might say, so, I don't know if it's official. I didn't read the profile. I don't know. But there's also you can hashtag them. They'll say it.

Let them know million dollar listening New York. I mean, not that they're gonna go back in and don't don't be rude to them, but you say, hey, why didn't you give them these guys credit? On screen? I recognized them right away. People are tweeting us left and right people maybe in the credits, but you know, on screen would have been It would have been nice when it was in the moment. If they said we threw a concert with zeven hundred in New York, Yeah they didn't see.

One hundred is bigger than million dollars. Thing tremendous. Absolutely, steven hundreds one of them on the planet. So is Elvis de Rancho, the most listen to pop culture morning show in history of American radio, you know from what I hear, and so they say, yeah, anyway, all right, So that was my that was my mini rant. I'm sorry, I'm good, I'm I'm you know what. I was stressed free until that moment. So I've got I've got some

some grammar police stuff. I've got unused jokes, I've got I don't want to I don't want to promise anything that we're not going to get to because you know, people get upset. Um. Also, I'm gonna give you, uh you know how we have that rule about like once the podcast is up for three days, you don't have to correct us anymore. Like that, We're good the whole thing. People. A couple of people tweeted me and said they love when I say, like, if I'm not sure us something,

I go, don't tweet me. I'll figure I'll get it by the time you hear it. They like that. They like that, so continue that well. But we had a couple of complaints. Oh so I want to make a one complaint rule. You're gonna tweet me or scary, and we we respond to as many I respond every tweet, scary response to almost every tweet. Gotten much better, You've gotten much better to get in there. I just my schedules and you know who you are, and I love you and I told you that. But he's up on

the criticisms. Oh, I know he's talking about he's up. Yeah, all right, it doesn't matter. And by the way, I don't want you're hearing this. You're going they're talking about me. If it was you, it's totally fine. I love you. I I tweet with you all the time. It's great. But you know, hold the game. Oh, I don't like this. I don't like that. I don't like that. It's too much. I can't. My mind gets I get depressed. I get like, oh, come on, I wonder but it like us. So I

think we ended well. I think I was like, hey, you know, let it, let it flow over you, let it all right. So just you know, he's up on the you know, we don't want to ape seventies down the road. He's on now. So I have I have, um, I have a bone to pick with you, oh joy, I have a social media bone to pick. I have a update on the pizza place that I complained about. The last time I got another complain about the same place I got unused jokes. I said that already. So

what do you want to go next? You wht do email on use jokes? W do grammar police? Who do ground police? Yeah, let's let's do email and grammar police because they kind of like intertwined. Let me let me get that sounds like it's time. Welcome. You've got mail, You can always email us at the Brooklyn Boards podcast. Lower that you can't hear myself, you can always email us at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. This one's from Crystal Corey gotskey. You guys are great.

Keep me laughing all the time. Brodie, the episode where you were ranting about people with the cat on the plane, I want you to know I got the mini my had is going reference that you you dropped in the Long time listener of The Big Show and the mic hat is going phone tap uh. And when I heard the reference, it totally prompted a full on Judd Nelson fifth pump. I'm ah, that is how Breakfast Club ends. Yeah, great, great reference. That's great. I'm a college professor. I spent

a lot of time reading and grading papers. I find myself softly singing the grammar police jingles as I mark all the grammar errors, which makes me giggle. Thanks for taking uh this tendings for making this task a little less tedious. Keep ranting Crystal Estevis, but her name is Crystal gory Koski on her I think she means Estevez, as in from the film another Breakfast Club reference. Right, I got you? Okay, I didn't catch that, all right,

Bill Golden, Sorry, Brody, but scary is right. He's already wrong. Here are the rules as follows. If we're sitting at a table, hold on, hold on, and you asked me to pass away Amilio Estevez with the reference, you probably realized I should have said, uh. Bill Golden says, the rules are as follows. If you're sitting at a table and you asked me to pass you the pasta, I will shortstop you and take something from me on the

way over. It's more hold on, it's more efficient. If anyone has a problem with that, which I've never heard, my response is, fuck you. I'm bigger than you. I love the show. You guys need to get Bert christ Er on k R E I S C H E r who's at I don't know. I know that person is, I don't know? All right, Oh well to google him? All right? Cool? Not now though? All right, Sarah Smith, By the way, this counts. You don't need to tell us to Bert chrisher as we've already looked it up

for those of you who like that anyway. That was his opinion, Sarah Smith wrote, just started listening to the podcast last week. I had no idea what the podcast even was about, nor have I ever listened to the Elvis Durand show. What we did this? How did she find does? Well, let's keep reading. It is fabulous and you both are hilarious. Looking forward to hearing more. Currently on episode eight, Much Love from Ohio, Sarah, Elvis Durand

Morning show is on all over Ohio. Well, you know what, maybe she's works on the production team of Million Dollar Listing. Maybe in Cincinnati. We're not on in Cincinnati. That's crazy. She's never heard of the Elvis Did I tell you, like thirty episodes ago? They might be people listening to this and don't listen to the big show. I never thought if you like this show, you'll love Elvis ran At the moment We're always an extension of the brand,

not representative necessarily the Elvis Duran brand. But I always feel like we're just thoughts and opinions are on. Do not hold the big show accountable? But oh I have a rant about that. Okay, so get it ready, tee it up, baby, jen L wrote, I hope you guys read this when you're back from vacation. Don't read my full name please, Okay I didn't, I said, Jennel, even though you won't be able to pronounce it. Uh. I'm loving the podcast so far. It's been getting me through

the line grouper. No, I've been getting me through long days at work. Uh. Since I've been listening, I decided I want to start sticking up for myself like you do. Brodie nice, but as a woman, I feel it can excuse hold on sort of difficult to do without being labeled a bitch. I'm tired of being fucked over by everyone. My car has been in the shop for three months now. I haven't gotten my deposit back from my apartments apartment I moved out of months ago. Scared to stick up

for myself any suggestions, ps. I did finally get the balls to call in and out when my order was calling in. Uh, call in out when my order was called in and out Burger. Yeah, when my order was wrong. They were so nice about it. They sent me two preloaded cards to use at their store with about eight dollars each on them. I got a milkshake with my meal, so you can call that free to say I'm making progress.

That's Jen from California wants to know how does she go about not being labeled a bitch but still a deserve You have to analyze it. If you say nothing, you get nothing. Oh my second, um, if you say something, the worst that can happen is they say no. But the best that can happen is you get what you deserve. You get what you deserve, and who cares if they

think you're a bit. If they mess up your order, your customer service, your life, and they cost you time, effort, money, and product, you have every right to complain and get what you want. Don't don't be you don't know them. You don't have to care what they think about you. They should have cared enough to give you something without you having a bitch. You go. Jen. A couple more from Chot Stacy Hey guys, trying to be fair here

by not saying your name. Has been a fan since episode zero and even listening to listen to some of your old podcast scary, especially the ones that only the ones that Brody appeared in. I was on three. I think as a Brooklyn resident when I first moved to the US in three. Um, I totally get the humor. Listening to you guys makes me feel like I'm back in Dyker Heights. Hey, that's where I grew up in

Dyke Your Heights. Speaking of listening, I'm sure to listen in order, not because you guys told me too, but because I don't want to miss out on any of the inside Joe, That's why we tell you to listen, all right, keep it going. Uh, thank you, thank you for the wonderful bonus episode last week. What a great surprise. And I missed you and the other show so much. I started listening again beginning at zero. Totally forgot how in the beginning the whole scary Brodie Brodie scary argument

wasn't even an issue. Listening in order to your podcast right now should tie me over until episode fifty one. That's the one we're on right now. Buddy. That's from chot not pronounced like yacht uh. Congratulations by the way, PS for coming this far. You guys make me laugh. Firmly believe as long as one has a sense of humor about them, anything and everything is bearable, so he doesn't have any boundaries he or she And this one is great from Margharita Orange. This when I have start?

Is that like we shouldn't that be orange? Margharita, Margharita Orange. That's her name, Margharita Orange. Yes, that was like ordering a pizza Pepperoni. I scrolled to the end. She says, that is my legal name, and I love it. I hope you both had a fabulous vacation. Wanted to say, I love you guys so much and I feel so brooklyn Ized after listening to you. My husband and I recently took a trip to New York City, New Jersey, Brooklyn and a c. I'm such a fan of the

Morning Show. I made it a priority to go to the studios where you broadcast out of She shut up in front of our building, Brodie, just to take a picture in front of the building. I was in all the entire time. Anyway, while we were in Brooklyn. We went to w w E SummerSlam and as we were exiting the parking garage, the people working on getting everyone their cars was not getting them in order. We were in line. People were pissed and yelling go in harder

song start playing in my head. Funny moment, just when you wanted to say you guys along with the motivation of Elvis, I went went along with it. Elvis's motivation to quit your job and do what makes you happy. It's pushed me to go back to college to pursue my degree in communication. I've always wanted a career in radio, and you guys have given me the motivation again to shoot, shoot for my dreams. Hopefully we crossed paths soon that

take care of you. Motherfucker's you ps scary? You replied to me on Snapchat about jumping off of black rock in Mauie and I was so tickled. You guys rock That's right. Black rock is a famous rock in Maui. Everyone goes up comments and famous rock sand is black. Your rock is black white. What's with you today? Hashtag you fuck you? Hashtag bring rapping? Okay, can I just say about you? Fuck you? I don't think Michael Rappaport. Consciously,

I knew that him saying you fuck you was the thing. Like, I just think when Michael gets so upset, he's are you fuck you? Like can't He's grappling for words, right like I do most of this podcast. And so when he was on episode forty eight whatever it was, I pointed out to him that that he brought that to my world, like I I love him saying that you fuck you? Right, Okay, I give all the credit in

the world. And he was like, I love that. I should put it on T shirts right well now, if you order the I Am Rappaport Live Stereo Podcast merchandise, the discount code is you f u k you? You fuck you? So uh he ranted on his Instagram yesterday the day before and uh he threw out of you fuck you, and I got very excited because I love when he does that. He Uh, he's been on fire in the last a couple of a couple of days

about a bunch of things. But there's one video he posted at Michael Rappaport of him in a Starbucks or coffee sho some kind of call the shop. Wasn't the Starbucks and he's shooting like napkins into the garbage pail. But he does this like little warm up dance before he shot. Alright, hilarious. You know I have to catch up on hilarious him online because I just hasn't. I haven't been. Now there's a chance he might say something political, but more chance that you may. I'm not like you may. Love,

I don't know, but his stuff is not political. It's hilarious. But this basketball thing hilarious. Hopefully you got to see him live on his tour. We promoted it, We had him up here to talk about it. Um. People already asking for him to come back. We will have him back again. Not not a problem. And one more thing, if you want us to have a guest on, I don't know how I feel about this here, and you tell me how you feel, because you know how I

feel about tweeting at people and we talk about them. Ah, the person who copied the guests, he see the guests name in the tweet. You don't do that because you're pretty much telling them, hey, you want and if we don't want them on the show, it's awkward. Yeah. Now, Build Barr's a different story. Love Bill Barrow. I would love to have Bill Barrow show somebody else to but like you guys are tweeting it. Other people going, oh, you should have you know, Mike Stevenson, I'm not a

fake name Mike Stevenson on the show. By the way, your name is Mike Stevenson. I didn't mean to imply your name is fake. Congratulations you want to prize, right, but we're not having on the show. Please don't tweet it. People don't act them. It's like talking about them. Like like you're like, say, you're in high school, right, you're hanging up with the lockers, and you're like, you know, you're having a party. You should invite Steve over there

and Steve here's it. You're like, I don't want to invite Steve. We're not Steve hurt you having a party? Oh my invited to the party? Fuck you Steve? Yeah, okay, fine, I don't even like Steve. Now Steve's coming to the party because you invited. You added Steve. Don't at step in the hallway. Don't at Michael Stevenson. Don't add other people. Give us a break. It makes it. Then they're like, did you guys want to have me on your podcast. It's like, you know what this head's problem with a

similar situation. Remember, I netted the mood set every author, every author, I netted the mood set. She did. Uh. She was at nighttime DJ, I think in New Orleans, and she got very famous because in the middle of her show she said, I quit this bitch, and she quit her shift and she walked out after like ranting on and on about her co workers stamper in the back. It was hilarious. We played a whole bunch of times,

so people like you should have on the show. So I got her phone number and I left a message and I said no, I tweeted at her. That's what I tweeted her, and I said, hey, I Neda, you are very you love your clip. We played on the show all the time. We'd love to have you on the show. So people started saying, oh my god, congratulations, they want you on their show, like as co host. So then she she d MS me and goes, oh my god, I don't have a job because I quit. I'd love to be on your show, like as if

we're hiring her. People were jumping the gun, right thinking, I said, loft to have you on the show like you like, I'm gonna tweet a job offer to somebody who quit. The first of all, when you quit your job in the middle of your shift and you said I quit this bitch on the radio and and all the things you said about your co workers, You're probably not gonna gonna get a job. You're gonna get interviewed. People are gonna want to talk to you. But then I canna offer you. Oh my god, I got higher

this person. Like if you if you working to the same thing that she did to them, I quit this bit. Yeah, if you work in a car dealership and you quit by taking a dump in the showroom or smashing a car window, and you end up on the news and I contact you, it's to talk about what you did, not to say you should work with us, because then you're gonna break the microphones and quit. So please don't act people. As my point, what do you got? You got just some shout outs here at this point because

shouting Blue emailed us, and I mean, here comes up. Well, I was gonna do a the the the unused jokes, so tee that up if we can. It's all ted. I want to do our grammar Police because I got a bone pick with you. All right, Well, anyway, shout out to Brandon Rossatto, a new listener from Austin, Texas. We got just got way too many emails since we've been away for two weeks for me to read catch up.

Next episode. Okay, yeah, the next episode. All right, so you get some ground police first, Bertie, I want to just do one free dessert from Jose Underscore Angel Underscore Royo. Dude, that's a lot right there, that's a lot. You've got three names, two underscores. I'm gonna give you the big double fu Underscore fuck you and you're Underscores. I like man like Jose Angel Royo. He instagrams me a lot. He's great. He gave me like nine messages on Instagram and it all got messed up and he went off

the rails. The bottom line is Amazon screwed him over. He complained, They fixed his order. They gave him ten dollar free discount card, a free a gift card, GOLLA free dessert. Wanted me to know, so thank you. Um, we're doing grammar police now. Yeah, I'm gonna kick one off with you, Brodie. Grama police, not a grammar police grama police police the police. Hey. Stephen Masseia wrote to us and said, ah, just cut you guys, doing something

you've blasted on several occasions. You always say you cannot say a t M machine because it's automatic teller machine machine, because it's redundant. I agree, well, on the latest podcast, Brody, you said not once, but twice a PC computer. The the C and PC stand for computer. You want to get you wrong? Rule shame shame. Okay, here's what I was Brian, right, that is from Stephen. Stephen hit Stephen. So, first of all, uh, he's technically correct, but I email,

I tweeted Stephen backers. Stephen not only emailed the podcast, he also wanted to tweet me in public and point that out. And I said, in fairness, I don't have to tweet in front of me, I said. People have commonly referred to the two types of computer systems as a PC and and and an Apple or PC and

a mac or whatever, PC and Apple products. And since they're a PC, modems, PC printers different things, I said, a PC computer because PC has become a terminology rather than using the initials to seven PC computer, that PC for most people refers to Microsoft a Microsoft computer, a PC. Right, So I said, that's why I was saying a PC computer. Uh but you technically yes, But that's why I said,

stand with Stephens. I know you did. And you know what, I'm a grant police you right here, Brodie, you know, and I'm sorry voice texting Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And I don't care. You can't. You got it at some point stopping your professional career. You correct everybody, and you're so meticulous every day, but you gotta stop. What I'm saying is you gotta stop voice texting because here's what.

Here's what happened, folks. David Brody in a in front of corporate people by the way, who are high up in our company, does his voice to text thing where yes, the phone hears it one way. So you were using the term can't wait to talk about our podcast and the phone picked it up as a cho you are podcast. But even though you didn't type it that way and it wasn't a type of the phone heard it that way and it used the wrong hour. But your job, then, Brodie,

is to proof read your own work. Who doesn't proof free once the once the voice text is entered, Look to see to make sure that it's all right, because you embarrass the both of us in front of a big corporate guy who could probably get us. But I immediately in the next email, guys did it? But you did, but not till I pointed it out. Yeah once I I didn't look. But you should have to get you of all people. Now, there's a clip in the computer.

Since we're grammar policing each other. Really, Uh, you see the Jack and Jack clip? Yeah? Okay, Here, I want you to play the clip. Play the clip. This is what you said on the air all afternoon, We're gonna be going Jack and Jack is gonna be performing. Jack and Jack is gonna be performing. Jack and Jack is the name of a band, Dick, it's Jack and Jack. It's two guys. The matter, Jack and Jack is a and so Jack and Jack is gonna be performed. About

Dan and Shay? Would you say Dan and Shay is performing because Dan, Dan and Shay is gonna be Uh what about bleachers? Bleachers? Is that's right? Okay, so then the same rule would apply. Dan and Shay is Jack and Jack is the Jack and Jack's not a band, it's a it's a it's it's a singular entity. So the Jonas Brothers is the name of the group, right,

the Jonas and Jonas Brothers is performing. That would be grammatically as much as it doesn't sound right, said, Jonas Brothers are performing, Jonas Brothers, the Brothers, all three of them are. But the band is Jonas Brothers. Whodi and the Blowfish is who is the Blowfish? Because Whodi and the Blowfish is gonna be right, because that's that's wish

is here? Not every week on Saturday Night Live with the host at the beginning of the show, after the initial monologue, to say, so it is here, Demi Levado is here, right, Selena Gomez is here? Right? Um and anything else is here. Jack and Jack is here, right, because it's Jack and Jack. But it's two guys. But it's not a band naming. All afternoon, we're gonna be going Jack and Jack is gonna be performing. Jack and Jack is going to be performing, but that it's not

a band name. It's actually Jack and Jack like the band it's but it's it's two guys. Jack and Jack is here. Jack and Jack is performing. Whodi and the Blowfish Dave Matthews, the Blowfish isn't two guys band? Whodi and the Blowfish is a band? And so is Jack and Jack? It's no, it's Jack. What about the Struts? The Strutch is a band? Yeah that you say the Struts are performing? Oh, the Structs are performing tonight? Wouldn't say the Struts is performing? Is performing? No? You don't

say the Struts is performing? A debatable? You say the Bleachers are performing. I'm waiting for the phone call to come. Just I just realized that we're not a live podcast. I swear to god. I had a moment of like, Okay, somebody's gonna call him defend me right now. Wait a second, we're prerecorded. Could go, I don't think they have a band name. I wish podcast people are gonna tweet us. You'll put up a poll on on Brooklyn Boys at Brooklyn Boys, wtf Jack and Jack? See if it was

Simon and garfund we met them. They were both up here. Simon and Garfunkel are playing Central Park tonight. But is is? I think I don't think that's incorrect. I think is is? You would you say Simon and Garfunkele is gonna be at Central Park tonight? No? I think they're equal Peaches, an Herb, herb whoever. You wouldn't you wouldn't say, you wouldn't say, you would say, uh, let's see who else.

But if it's if it's spoken in the context, would you ever say Dan and Shay is I would, No, you will you would say Dan and Dan and Share are in concert tonight. Yeah, I think you want to read someone from listeners. All right, So speaking of Grammar Police, but coming in hot, I can't give anyone credit for this because here's what's happening. We have a Facebook page now, the slices right Brooklyn Boys Slices, which from what I understand is is really taken off about three dred members

so far. Scary and I are not members. We explained why we're not members. I was. I was tempted to join the other day. No, I feel like you guys should be able to talk AboutUs without us monitoring and whatever. So here's the thing. If somebody posts something in the Facebook slices account or puts up a picture like a Grammar Police picture, I'm pretty much sure they've already tweeted

it at us. But what's happening is you guys are seeing the picture and then eleventeen of you are then sending it to us on with or on Instagram, going hey, just see the sign. Well, I'm not upset about it. I'm I'm just running out of ways to say that's funny and thank you. So I feel like, once the sign has been up for a day, we saw it. Somebody sent it. All right, So this sign was sent to us a lot. But it's people say things incorrectly, and it's a list of ten things, and number ten

I have a problem with number ten. I'll tell you why. So number one is people say supposably wrong. It's supposedly with a d L y uh, scary. You mentioned this before. For all intensive purposes. It's for all intents and purposes. Irregardless is not a word. It's regardless. I couldn't care less not, I couldn't care anyway. It's espresso. It should be espresso. Uh, it's not pacifically, it's specifically, it's not etcetera. It's et etcetera. It's not I've seen it. It's I

saw it. It's not utmost important, it's most importance. And the last one. I understand why people say this wrong. People say I need to lay down, but it's technically I need to lie down. I'm okay with lie down. I'm breaking the rules there breaking the rules. This one here from Jim Come on Twitter, this is disgusting. Bro. He used to work at Starbucks. You were your manager. I was an area trainer and a manager. Well would you ever let this sign go out? Sandwich boards? Sign

out front? Another sign? We got a lot board. It said drive thir closed t h U R right, sorry for inconvinced, cafe open c A F F E with a little random mark over the E three grammar police problems right there. I can't convinced. So my favorite part was the comments that people were making when they were sending us to picture going. Does that mean that the drive through is only closed on Thursdays? Is it open other days of the week? Drive it's drive through? Someone

has dyslexia? Yeah? Or someone? How about this pepsi sign? That's somebody sent us? By the way, dyslexia is a real thing where people reorganize the words and all the letters. And why would you when you create the English language for a disease where it's hard to read and sometimes you see things backwards, why would you make it so cold? Can you make it such a hard word like Dick's, like dyslexia, it's this ridiculously hard word. It's like phonetic

right phonetically. Phonetically means to spell the word the way it sounds. Phonetic. It spelled phonetically, you just spell it with an F. Fuck you in this language. At the Jason Void, here's a Pepsi sign that says, oh this is this is horrific. It's another sandwich board signed today super special and it's t O space Day. Yeah, I saw that terrible try our new breaded zucchini appetizer zucchini obviously spelled very wrong. There um oh small shrimp, strong bowly s t r A N b O l I.

Oh my god, this is what sucks like. You got the Starbucks for not making the sign properly, and they gave him a job at that place. I don't if you can't spell the Italian food that you're posting about, that's like Stacy's pizza. You can't. You're not going to be making that that food proper Why would I eat a strong bowli from somebody who spells its strong bowli

strong BOLLI. I'm not doing it, no, no way. And you know the other thing was it kind of got me was when people they do that the parmesan parmerjian a thing. How do you spell chicken parmesan p A R is it? Is it acceptable? A na p A R M A g I A n A. Some people write chicken parmesan like p A R M E S E A n that's parmesan is the cheese, right, but not Johnny's technically okay, so parmesan start technically, I'll of parmesan, which is a style of pat which means to put

cheese on it. It's like concay So when you say it's concas so cheese, it's fucking redundant. So all right, all right, So uh, I did want to talk about real quick, and we don't want your ship? Yeah, my ship's your ship, your grandma police. I can't. I'm not doing the pizza update today. I do want to talk about I want to fuck you Facebook. I want to do fuck you with someone on Facebook. Alright. I have an old friend. He's not old, but I have a friend from a long time ago, we worked together. I

have an old friend of Bud's gonna use jokes. Right after this, I'll use jokes. We'll get out of you, all right, and then I'm gonna you were rude to me, I'll get I'll rip you for that next next episode. Promise. I can't wait. Hi. So, my my friend, I haven't seen him in a long time, but his Facebook friend good Guy, put up a question, a political question. He's like, I have to ask, why is this the case. I'm not gonna get into details, now, you know me, I'm

a very politically informed person. To watch a lot of news. I do my best not to get political on social media, although I will make a political joke every once in walks. I'm looking for a chuckle. No different than Fallon and Colbert and Kimmel and everybody else on late night talk shows. So I gave an in depth explanation as to what his question was. Well, there's a history of this, and this is why and if you look at this and this side, and I wrote it wasn't rude, it was

answering of old friends question. That was a mistake because then you get other people commenting and other people now attacking you and other people. You know how it is with politics on Facebook. So I went back and forth politely with a couple of people. I'm like, actually, that's not true. Here is why, Well, here's where you're and then you're they're getting kind of nasty with me, and

I'm not anything. I disagree with them. I'm not specifically attacking them, like here's the fact, here's a link to back up the thing. But I never ever say anything about that particular person or persons that I was disagreeing with, all the while saying, hey, man, I was just trying to answer my old friend's question. I answered this question done.

Probably should have done it a direct message, but I didn't, So then I started getting you know, uh oh, I thought everyone on the office story in morning show was nice, but apparently I was wrong. Right, Oh, I guess I'll have to listen to something else in the morning. First of all, what I do or say on social media amongst my friends has nothing to do with the morning show. I don't discuss politics or religion on the morning show, right,

it shouldn't affect what you listened to. Okay, don't bring in my everyone was nice. I am nice. I politely disagreed with you. That's the problem with our country right now is if you disabute with somebody, you're an asshole. You should die, You're terrible. I was very polite in my disagreements. Okay, So then I get a guy who was commenting and being rude and like, yeah, you don't know anything. He puts up a link to David Brodie's

Wikipedia page. It's not me, it's the guy I complain about all the time, right, it's the guy from from the Christian Broadcasting Now from CBN Religious Conservative Guide. Great whatever, and like, the guy writes, very interesting, look who we're debating with, to which I wrote, first of all, if you've been looking at what I've been writing, it's the exact opposite of what this guy would say. And I'm not that guy. Right, you could say it's not my picture.

So I wrote back, yes, very interesting, However, that's not me, right. So then I got out attitude that no, no, does not mean it's not me. Right. So I want to spend put a special shout out to all people on social media. Don't judge the people I work with and show them on because you don't like something I put on my Facebook page, right, or you don't like a tweet where I was going for a joke, or you don't like that I liked something that you disagree with politically,

are you said something too soon? Too soon? You're entitled to your opinions. I'm toming you. I love you, guys. You'll listen. I love you, guys. To the woman on Facebook, so I has to protect her name, I will refer to you snowflake as France, so big, fuck you Facebook, Fran and oh and wrong picture, Pete, fuck you. I'm not that guy snowing in the control room again, Brodie, it's snowing, so lighting the funk up. You're entitled your opinion, but you know who else is entitled to their opinion.

People who disagree with you are entitled to their opinion. They are. You are entitled to be wrong. And I don't mean you're listening to the podcast because you're wonderful. You on Facebook you're wrong. But if someone asked me a question and I respond, I don't want your opinion, the guy who asked me the question can give his opinion. Fuck you, Facebook fan? All right, wrong picture from a picture? Pa you wrong picture. I'm not that guy. Don't used jokes.

Let's get into it. And as we get into unused jokes. Can I just say hold on before we get done used jokes? Yeah, Tomorrow, at the time of this taping, we are going to and we're going to Coney Island, Yes we are. And we are stopping off at Feltman's of Corney Allen. Yes we are brody. Now, normally, you know, we buy them in the supermarkets, which I did yesterday.

You got you got the last package, dude. I was in Morton Williams and I was I was hungry for something good for dinner, and I was over by the deli counter because that's where they keep them, and I noticed the last package of Feltman's hot dogs. I said, I don't care. I'm paying retail. I'm buying these puppies. Of course not made with puppy, but but I will tell you that. I went upstairs, I put it in my convection oven, and I watched as that light was on in the oven, and I watched how the the

hot dogs swoll. It got swollen, and it got bigger and bigger and juicy, and all of a sudden it started like tearing in the middle, like it started splitting, and the bubbly juices started bubbling up. It was a big, fat, juicy Feltman. I'll tell you what wasn't bubbling up in the middle when that split. It wasn't nitrates. It wasn't filler because Feltman's doesn't use that. They don't use nitrates, nitrates and nitrates. It's all natural. Feltman's of Coney Island

we're talking about. Go there to their website Feltman's of Coney Island dot com. Uh, that's where you're gonna see the story of Charles Feltman who invented the hot dog, and that guy Nathan. He worked for Feltman in Coney Island and then said, you know what, I'm gonna start my own business. So he learned from the best. So why not try the try Feltman who invented the hot dog. By the way, and available at Amazon. We haven't mentioned this before. Amazon and jet dot com. You get have

the shipped your house. Yeah, Amazon dot com, Jet dot com Feltman's hot Dogs. From the time you will listening to this podcast, within a matter of days, you're gonna Feltman's to your house. And also they're also available at your local Fairway if you have one near you. Morton Williams, Mrs Green's. You're not gonna be disappointed. Um, and you're not gonna have that that salty aftertaste where you need to chuck a glass of water afterwards. You know what

we're all gonna have though. I'm gonna have the smell of Feltman's hot dogs in my car tomorrow because I'm driving to Brooklyn. My car is gonna smell like hot dogs. Are so excited. I'm excited to get him fresh. We're gonna go over there. We cannot wait, Thank you so much. Uh, they're they're raided. I mean, listen to this. Just most likely the best hot dog you'll ever eat in your life, says the Gothamist. This is the top hot dog on Coney Island, and it's not Nathan's. That's from the New

York Post. Uh, and the best hot dog I've ever had in my life from Barstool Sports Feltmon's of that's f E. L. T. M A N S of Coney Island dot com. Okay, now, Brody's got some unused joke that Felton hot dogs. No jokes, These are jokes. How now as you get into your jokes. Uh, shout out to someone who really made me laugh on Twitter with this visual not really grammar police. Uh at Sweet Girl Beck talked about she had a picture of prepackaged watermelon in a grocery store and it just has a sticker

on it that says boneless. Oh yeah, I saw that. Yeah, but it was they got the wrong stickers supposed to say seedless, but they put the boneless sticker on the seedless the bone had put the bone had put the boneless sticker on the seedless watermelon. Well, who wants a watermelon with a bone in it? Although if you ever have, it's kind of soft. Hi here, you're unused jokes. Um, who were we? Oh? Someone was talking about Froggy was

in Arizona on vacation. Froggy from the Olvis Right Morning Show in case you don't listen to that, and he said he saw some roadrunners, he saw a coyote, and if you watch the old Hanna Barbarra cartoons you'll get my joke which we didn't get to. I asked him if he saw any acme annvils. All right, um, oh, this one's dirty. I'm gonna save that for later on in the towards the end. I'll say the dirty ones

for the end. Uh. Oh, Elvis Uh. Elvis, the host of our show, went to uh went on a trip to Africa and uh so somebody texted in is it because of the song Africa by Toto and Weezer And he said, yeah, Weezer dictates my life. They tell me where to go. And so I said, yeah, you also bought a hash pipe and a sweater hio to um. Elvis yesterday on the show was saying how he didn't kill any animals while he was on on safari. He would never do that. Uh that he you know, it's

not what he did. What he was there. He's not a hunter, which is if you're a hunter, that's fine. She's not. And so I wrote a joke for Froggy to do and he didn't want to do it. Uh. And the joke was really because I saw a picture of Elvis roasting a hippo on a spit on his Instagram page. Um oh Uh. Scary was talking about on his social media how he was on Uh we had some Sam and her boyfriend were on Norwegian Bliss and

Scary was on Norwegian Pride of America. So the joke I wrote for me, which Elvis didn't let me do, was oh I was on the Norwegian couch all week. Didn't let me get to that. Uhh uh. Elvis was talking to somebody who said they had a sword swallow at their party. The joke was that Elvis. Elvis was supposed to say, I always have a sword swaller at my parties. Uh, let's see that one's not good. Oh,

Vanilla Ice. If you followed the news the week of September fourth or fifth, whenever it us, Vanilla Ice was on a plane that was quarantined due to influenza. Hundreds of people got sick, and Vanilla Ice, i'll use the term rapper loosely, was on the plane. And so the joke, uh, which I put in my unused joke pile, but then I wrote it again and he used it. So if you heard it, but here it is, uh lyrics to

his new song, Uh stop quarantine and listen. And the one he didn't do was Elvis was talking about how he was going up and down the rows trying to help people. And you saw the jokes are you were laughing, But he didn't do it was Vanilla Ice. He knew what to do. Do do do do do? Yeah, he didn't get to that Uh, Nate Nate on our show. One of the other producers on the show. He moved during vacation and uh he said he had sex nine

times while he was moving into his new apartment. I said, it looks like he got into a lot of boxes. This week didn't get to that joke. And then, of course this week we were talking on the show about the Box of the Month club and Elvis has like sock of the month tie a month, right, and he has bark box, which is for dogs. So he said, isn't there one for cats? And I said, yeah, it's called pussy box. He did not want to do that. What happened there was the Wee three Kings. What happened

with that? With with there was the elves was trying to grapple with what the three presents were that they brought a gold Franken CeNSE, Franken CeNSE, frank Censen Mars, Franken cenzin mar so so I started writing. It didn't finish because I gave up because he moved on. But I wrote it, but you wrote it, and I was like, I said, the same joke. Aren't they two of the impractical jokers? Frank and I also, aren't they injury attorneys?

Injury don't wait? All right? So next episode, episode fifty two, I'm going to talk about I think I'm gonna rant about direct TV, who I love, but they fucked me. Um the pizza place that had the terrible Zeppeli's and didn't give me a refund about ten up sons Ago. I got an update there and uh, scary was a rude fun to me. Okay, something to look forward to. But when am I not a rude buck tiber, it's

a good point. Sometimes you deserve it, you know that. Yeah, but that's because sometimes from you and I are from a special place. You know where that place is, Brooklyn Boys Brock Brooklyn, Brooklyn Boys Rock Brooklyn