#48: Salsa, Steak & Snowflakes

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your throat. What are you doing. I thought having bronchitis was the worst thing I could have. Like, having the bronchitis is terrible. But if you remember the viral video which we might have in the system of that woman, your viral the woman in the South who was talking about there was a fire, and she just law, no, I saw fire. I grabbed my shoes. I gotta right, And she's like, I've got any anybody got time for that? I got bronchitis. So now whatever I said, I tell

somebody bronchitis, they they mimic. They got time for that. Yeah, that's like the time. That's like every time I mentioned the fact that I saw a rainbow after a storm, people start doing the double rainbow. Yeah, viral videos have kind of ruined it. Look for just regular phrase, I just saw rainbow. It's it's just a rainbow. It's just it's just I got bronchitis. I got bron guides. Nobody got time for it. I got bron guides, nobody got time for it. Well, I have I have a theory

about you. Later on, I want to talk to you about your bronch all right, but we'll get to that in a second. You know what, bronchitis. Is it's the clogging of the bronchial tubes. Something like that. Yeah, something like yeah, and and I was. I learned that it's not very good and it's it's hard to get rid of it is and antibiotics don't really fight it. You

have to rest something you're not getting any of. Not getting a lot of rest, although I try to arrest in there, supposed to rest your voice to something you're not doing. I don't have the rest of my voice. I talk in my sleep. That's how much I talk. You're in trouble eternally, by the way, yesterday, and I'll get to it later as a rant. By the way, this is one of those rands I'm going to get to. I was yelling at a company yesterday, yelling, and I was so upset. I Grammar Police star as I was

yelling you Grammar Police start. Yeah, all right, that's awesome. That's how upset I is. I go, you know what, not just for the record, Grammar Police Star. And I said that. Aside I get to that. I also want to point out that most of you got the joke last week in episode I'm just gonna lay out the

bullet points, and I'm gonna tell you the joke. Last week we talked about a listener who gave us a review who said she loves our podcast but is annoyed because sometimes we tease things and then we don't ever get to them right right. So then I said, just for you, the Chinese the Chinese takeout, and then I didn't do it on purpose, and then people get a call back at the end saying for those of you who know, you know, and if you don't know, then

you don't. And then so people tweeted and said, hey, you forgot the Chinese food rent because it went over everybody's heads. I think you, okay, I mean you totally do the math on that. That's why I did it, Okay. It was just to have a little fun with a listener. So I teased something. I feel like you guys, listen in order, so when you gotta when you listen to

last episode, you didn't get it out whatever. There are some people that have been really bad, and these people are not listening in order, and I gotta tell you you're you're really killing us here. You gotta listen in order, all right, Also actually do what you need to bring the listen in Order. See if you've listened to Order, you've heard the listen in Order song at this point you have, But I mean, I think I think it's always an okay reminder. I have a couple of ideas

for listening to Order songs. I'm gonna have to spring on the couple of My favorite is your Pearl jam one. Can we play listening to Order? If this is your first episode, let this be a lesson to you that this is the last time you will listen to this, and then the next thing you listen to is episode zero. Listen Order. You need to listen. People have been texting us this morning already Brodie, anticipating this episode number forty eight, and they've been texting Yeah, went ahead and I got

him on the phone. Oh is this the person that texted A ten o one today? Well? This might be one star start up? I got two? Uh? Did you get startup? Start up? I got two phone calls? Who's this Mark? Mark? What What did you text us? Which one did you text us? Mark? I texted two times when I said start up, start up? Brook lynnon boys. Oh he was making a joke. I like that. Not a sponsor of the podcast should be brook lynnon is the natural film? What's going on? Mark? Not Mars fan?

Just didn't work. You know. I worked for Triple A. So I'm just in a truck all day helping people out. Nice. Well, Triple My daughter got into a car accident week and a half ago, called Triple A not a sponsor, and they came, took our car that was damaged, towed it right back to our house. Uh. You know they got arranged for it to be told. Couldn't have been nicer, more efficient. Came quickly, big fan of the Triple A. Very nice discounts on travel. Not a sponsor? Am I right? Mark?

Not a sponsor. It's just it's it's it's a good thing to have it. You know, it's always good to have a roadside provider. That's correct. So what's your day looking like? And what's your weekend looking like? Uh? My day is looking long. I've been at work since six am, so I go. I'm at work until about four or five mm six days a week lately. So this weekend, uh, I go to the race track around by my house. As we got a local race track, race track like

car racetrack, a horse race or a dog race track. No, no car racetrack track aunt here, but I go to a car stock car. Where where are you when you stay down here? Where are you? Wall? Okay, okay, so not it's not English Town. It's not that one. Yeah, listen, you can't go to the you can't go to the beaches this this week because they're all bacteria infected. Yeah. All this Coney Island where I love the Okay, for those of you who don't know what, just google it.

That won't tell them if you used condom. Yeah, it's a used can when you grew up in Coney Island has used condoms and then tampons on the beach and condoms floating in the water. And to make it sound fancy like when people say TARJ is a floating by a condom in the water. Well, hey, real quick, all our temporary visitors that come here in the summertime. Oh yeah,

the Bennies. Hey, I'm gonna ask you a question because I know this has happened, because I've heard it happen working for a triple A. Has anyone ever assumed or confused and thought you worked for all alcoholic Yeah? Because I once told somebody I was like, yeah, uh, so and so was in a car accident they called triple A and the like were they drunk driving? No, No, it's a A not not a a. So I just wondering if Thank you very much texting m this weekend?

That uh a race? Wait park your fans English Town? That's that different one? Actually close that down? There's no Yeah, I don't want to break it to him, but doesn't still have the best commercial. They really do. Stuck with me all these years and I'll go out of the wall speedway. Is this mos to be like a squirrel? Is that a squirrel? Something? Who's done? That's annoying? Thank you for calling my mark, Thank you texting in and for listening all right, thank you, thank you, thank you

for listening in order. Hi. Who's this. It's Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian. How are you doing? Brian? It's scary and brody Brooklyn boys, what's going on? I can't believe talking to you guys right now. I've been a huge fan. I've been listening to you guys. Not to make you feel old, but I've been listening to you guys since I was a kid. We appreciate new York. Are you in Harlem now? No, No, My life has taken me in many places. I'm actually in Pennsylvania now, that's where I live. But I work

in Baltimore as a farfighter. That's where I'm at right now. You work in Baltimore is a firefighter? Crazy hours? Right? And then you drive home in Pennsylvania every day or only like when your week is up. Our schedules are you know, we do like a four on, four off type thing, so it's it's a little confusing, but I got I got times in between, so yeah, I need to commute. But on my fiance, I live for her in Pennsylvania here, and uh, that's why I love your podcast.

On podcast listen to while I'm on the road, can't get any I love it. It can go longer, longer. Anybody says, well, you know what anybody says, Well, you know what, nobody says that anymore. But when we started, as someone said, you should keep it to fifteen minutes, people won't listen to. Yeah, you know, like fifteen minutes I started. Yo. Let me tell you. They brought in people that these these consultants man, and they were like research shows that people listen to only eight minutes, and

then they shut it off fifteen the most. We're like, so I was scared as fuck dot podcast and I'm like, dude, we can't go twenty minutes, man, thirty minutes. That's pushing it, that's like revolutionary. And then I listen to some of these podcasts on iTunes and on our radio and they're like eighty minutes long, a hundred twenty minutes, and I'm like, we've done. We've got to give it to that now, it's got to be longer. You guys, you guys have a great platform. It's good. I'm glad you guys are

getting more airtime. Gut even get more time from the start, like we love the Brian, We love the Brian. Thank you Brian. Hey, real quick, how often do you bring crabs home to your fiance? Are you yeah? Are you so crab cake for your cupcake? What? What do you uh? What's your deal? Man? You said you you were texting in You're saying that you wanted more than one episode a week. You really think that we could do? Brody

can't even get through a sentence without wheezing. My doctor told me I don't have a heart strong enough to do two episodes. Yeah, oh my god, Well when you get healthy, definitely two episodes of week Man. We want more. We can't get enough of you, guys. We appreciate that. Thank you for appreciated Thanks so much for calling man.

That's awesome. Yeah, in order, guys. Okay, So, speaking of people who like our show, I mentioned this on the fifty minute Morning Show today, which I don't want you're listening to this, but it was a fifteen minute morning show also on I Heart Radio. Uh what says August on fifty minute Morning Show. I mentioned that On the eight episode, Um Scary and I got into a little argument about something, right, and there was six of us in the room maybe, and we started yelling at each other.

But we got a little heated like we always do. And then Nate, who's one of the producers on the Elvis Rand Show, he's on the podcast, of course, he said, Oh, it's turning into the Brooken Boys podcast. You guys yelling at each other because it sounds like the Brooklyn he pointed it out, pointed out, So I'm not gonna single out anyone because we like, Oh, I'm not to single

somebody out for something else. But go for it. I'm not going to mention her name, but a female listener, you're kinder than I today tweeted not loving the Elvis Durand Show fifteen minute morning show from today. All the yelling between at Scary Jones and at David Brody. So she's got the order wrongs already. I have a problem is why I don't listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast hashtag my head hurts now. So look, it's not for everyone, it really isn't. But everybody was yelling on that podcast.

You can go back and listen to it. But it wasn't just us. We were just singled out right, So then in the mind of the listener it was just us yelling. But that's not true. I think episode yell it gets everybody. Now. I want to just say a special thank you to Rich Felts. Who's Who's at Rich Felts. I don't know how he got that on felt feltzer. Um, he said that's water, he wrote yes, he wrote right, he wrote back, he wrote back, Wait, there's yelling on

the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I just thought that was normal conversation, which is what we thought it was. Um. Then Erica Melly f baby, who, by the way, I think was first caller of the day last week on The Big Show. She was trying for months. She wrote, I love it. I can and do listen to them all every day. And then my favorite from Stephen Fury r TPG Furry or well it's our TPG Fury, but his name is Fury.

I guess our TPG Fury wasn't available, He wrote back, pro tip, Colan, this goes out to everybody who might think that we yellow will out and it's a problem for you. Pro tip, turn the volume down and then it sounds like a whisper fight. There you go, And I like that it is a whisper fight and it's just a just a volume. Yeah, but I don't understand why I'm a little offended that she's not a fan. I mean, we could convert her, We can convert people like her. I just don't think what we do is

necessarily yelling. I think we passionately debate. You know who else I don't think listens to this up to this podcast. Someone by the name of gen twirls on Instagram, and someone by the name of hold On just lost her name. It was right Chilly t seventeen. Oh we have enough. We have another ape seventy seven on our hands. Well, I don't know if we're gonna go as far as so far as to use the words fu because of

the context and what was the first one. Okay, it's Jen twirls on Instagram Jen t w I R L s and um uh huh I say ye c h I L y T seventeen on Instagram. Um, if you're listening to this today, August sixteen, we send out our our best to the family and we're thinking of you and you're in our prayers and thoughts to the family of Aretha Franklin who just passed away at the age of seventy six. And um, we put up a post on the Elvis durand Morning Show account on Instagram to

pay our R S P E c T s to her. Yeah, there you go, Bertie first to do the joke perfect never too soon. But that was actually in good that was in good of course, of course, in good faith or in yeah, we didn't mean bad by that, okay anyway, So Elvis Durrancho puts up a post on Instagram. It says breaking a Etha Franklin dead at seventy six, and we put a picture for Aretha up and that was just to let everybody know that she passed away. Well.

Gen Twirls commented on the Elvis Durran Show, ouch I am oh at least right passes away dead at seventy six is a bit dramatic and nine people like her post. And then further down Chili seventeen Chili t seventeen writes, why do you right dead? That shows a big lack of respect. She made a pun and she didn't know it. Um it would be better to say passes or died, but not dead. Okay, I'm sorry, Brodie, Let's go to the grammark. This goes back to what I said last week. Right, Oh,

he's he's living with halitosis, right living? You have haltosis? Yes, okay, let's call it what it is. You know what? First of all, and I got a new theme for people like this, hold on a okay thing the same way I said last week, Aretha Franklin is not looking down from heaven at our Instagram account for albums dur in the Morning Show going Oh, second of all, she's living with death. She died, she died, she dead and you know dies everyone, And guess what dead at seventy six means.

It's past tense. She's dead. Dead said dead is not Why does dead have a connentation? You can't say people are dead. That's the D word. Brody, Oh ship, Hold on a second. It's snowing here in the studio. We got some fucking snow flakes on our hands. Side, And why would you say she's seventy six? No, no woman likes people or seventh decade, Brody, seventh decade technically eight decades, a decade minus a few years. I just number Polly Student. Fuck you you, fuck you you, fuck you, fuck you,

thank you. Michael, come on, man, stop it, stop listen, gent Worlds, I'm just listen. I'm sure you're a big fan of the show. Elvis Demanchow, Chilly, I'm sure you are as well. But you gotta stop being comment Charles and stopped taking everything. So you know what, she's she's dead. Okay, here's what. We're not happy she's dead. We're just saying she's that she passed away. Okay, you listen in order

to you know, I've said this before. Okay, I don't like if you make everything offensive, then nothing is offensive anymore because you're gonna get numb to it. We have people in this world. You, by the way, you can figure out on your own who you think I'm talking about, because that's who you think is it's it doesn't matter. There are people in this world that actually insult other people.

There are people in this world that actually say offensive and racist and hurtful and sexist, horrible things every day in public, on television, on social media. There are people in this world that are rude and crass. But if you like them, you go, oh, they're just speaking their minds as saying it like it is right. But when you're actually just trying to be normal and use normal words,

you're getting offended by them for no reason. Because okay, so again, if you make everything offensive, then nothing's offensive. This is I mean, but it's a typical headline. It's offending. Rea Franklin's family is not on insta. She's not dead, she passed away. Listen, if you want to tell your nine year old girl that grandma passed away, that's your business, right, She's with Grandpa, whatever fantasy you want to believe, that's

what you want to believe. Okay, But if I want to say, my grandmother is dead and is in the ground, and I don't believe in heaven. What I do or don't irrelevant. That's what I get to do. You don't get to tell me. You shouldn't say there's no heaven. There's heaven. No no no, no, no no no. I can say what I want, You can say what you on.

That's the way it works. Aretha Franklin is no longer with us, and exactly is one of the greatest singers of all time, one of the most inspirational, most singers of today and yesterday and the day before to her, they sing because of her um and not only that, but they've been inspired by her and and their and their music. It's in their music. They look at the

newspapers tomorrow, they're gonna say dead at seventy six. They're gonna say, uh, you know, if you want to say, left us too soon, Oh, she's in a better place. You get to do that. What's stopped being offended? Oh, by the way, by the listeners, the upset now that I'm yelling that she's gonna lower the volume enough already She's the Queen of Saul. She she really is. She was the queen. Now she's no longer living with soul, but she but she really can't. This is but no,

this is what gets me upset. Now. This gets me angry because not that that comment garnered ten likes as of right now, and I can't believe people. It's just this is just the description of what happened dead at seventy six. Okay, did you see it's not it's not being crashed. I'll give another one. I'm not gonna mention names because I don't give up names. A friend of mine stole a video from his friend. His friend and you guys also on my Instagram at David Brodio. If

he didn't, you should. We had terrible floods here last week on Saturday. Terrible right for me. I'm not complaining like poor me, but the the entire neighborhood I live on the backyards all got flooded, and the dirt when it was rolling down the hill, all the dirt went into my pool. I gotta vacuum my pool tomorrow. I'll pull me. I have a pool. That's not what I'm saying. Everyone faces their own tragedy. So my friend Eric took a video his friend filmed he posted on his Instagram.

I thought it was unbelievable, visually unbelievable, and I put it up on Instagram. It's an order deal a ship in New Jersey, which I've tried to buy cars there before and both times they tried to bait and switch me. That's how we go to Grand Prix. But we'll talk about that later. Yeah, not a deal of ship I would recommend, but that you do what you want if you want to go with. I'm not bad mouth. I'm

not gonna name whatever. A bunch of their cars are up on a hill that flooded, so like twelve of their cars came flying down the river and floating and it's unreal. It isn't unreal. If you see this video, we should be posted on boys right now. It's at David Rody and you go look at the Brooklyn Boys on Instagram. So a couple of people like, oh my god, off cars, um, hey car, the deals are so good. They're just floating away, right, They're floating off the lot.

People making little jokes. Well, Gandhi our new co host who you may have heard an episode thirty one of the Brooken Boys. You listen in order she starts September sevent on the Big Show. She's moving to New York, so she said. She posted something like, hey, can a girl who's about to move to the New York area get a discount on a car? Everybody laughed except one woman. Boy who a second, it's snow in the studio roading whether that side we have snow flicks? Again? What did

she write? J's a snowflake of snowflakes. This is their business and they lost a lot of money. And I said, so I wrote back, and I said, first of all, I assume they have insurance, and I hope, I said, but I'm not making fun of the fact that lost cars. We're making fun of the cars got wet or whatever. It's then back there were people only a mile away who lost their property in their homes were down. It's not the focus. Nobody is talking about that we're talking about.

Understand that from a discount we we say that a bait and switched dealership, which we were not fair that I'm not a fan of. I'm not disparaging them. You can go shop there. I didn't have good experience. Cars were crashing into cars in this video. They were like it was one car flipped over in the water. The water is just carrying the cars down the stream. You know what, it was funny, it was hilarious. I I didn't found it. I'm not, you know, the charity cause

for kids. I was gonna put up eight seven seven calls for fish, but I didn't do that. So the woman said, I said, look, I understand that there might be a tsunami in Asia and five thousand people were killed tragically, but again it's not the focus. The focus is that these these these cars. It's an unbelievad And then people like, oh, look at the idiots on the bridge. That's funny. People like, oh, look, you're all making jokes

about the cars, but there's always that one person. What about the tragedy, And like, you don't understand how in trench works there's a deductible. They don't have to pay deductible. There's seven million things going on in this world while you're focusing on one thing. But we're focusing on the one thing. We don't we we're not. That's not such

a the conversation. I've said this before. If I if I walk in a rally, right, a cancer walk, that doesn't mean that I'm saying that there's that AIDS isn't a problem them. If I'm focused on those cars, it doesn't mean they don't care about people's homes being damaged. You can. You can care about two things but not

mention them all in the one. Right. So this woman her day was like all she had to do all day was continuously post on my Instagram about how we shouldn't be joking about the cars and listen, I am not joking about the salespeople who might have who might not get bonus. Look, there's always a downside to everything. But the video was up. There were puns to be made, little car jokes, water jokes. Whatever. The dealership isn't reading my posts. People who are gonna buy cars there someday

aren't reading the goot shop there. I happen to be a big fan of the type of Okay, it's a Dodge dealership. I'm gonna talk about Dodge in a minute. You know I love Dodge. You know I have Dodge Charger. I got a beef and a half with them this week. We're gonna talk about that. But the point is, snowflakes, all right. You could be a snowflake. No matter what you're what your belief is, somebody who you know can't take it. You know what s j W stands for

Social Justice Warrior. Enough with the but what about how can you in a world that we live in now? How can you vocus? How could you talk that way? Why can't you be nicer? Why are you said? Why are you giving money to this charity when this other charity needs the money? Why are why are you saying it's National Children with one armed day and you're not saying it's gray haired ladies with a list to day?

Don't you care? Yes, we do. Stop being so insensitive. Hey, by the way, at the end of the day, Aretha Franklin, God rest her soul, dead at seventy And by the way, you're gonna hear that on the news. You're gonna see it as headlines in newspapers tomorrow. If we walk up to our daughter, I can't so why can't we post it on on our instaguments. We have to draw the line. If you walk up to our daughter and go, hey, your mom dead, that's disrespect. If you walk up and go,

I'm so sorry your mom passed away? What a terrible loss, right, I get it. There's a difference on Instagram post that and it's an informational post. You know what. Don't go on Twitter and talk to her. That's my beef. Oh r, I p I miss you so much. She's not reading Twitter. You know why she's she's dead dead. Don't go on her Facebook page and tell her here comes up? Well, hold on, Milan Zama. Oh dad sounds so harsh. Maybe dies would have been a better word. Yeah, guys, doesn't

isn't dead the past tense of dies or dying? Is this on the other strand? Una, go on, I'm gonna get come on, go, get into a fight with some people right now. Yeah, A life and photos? What does it? Sat? No, go to the picture, the original picture we put up when we first broke the news yesterday, not today. She passed away today and now the descriptions has passed away at the age of sad when he six in Detroit. I know who did that? Did we know? No? Did we change it? Pink one, not the pink one. The

original one is up there. The third post from the By the way, I feel like we stole that news. In the in the description, it says she has died at seventy six. No, Brody, she's not dead, all right, passes away? Oh yeah, I'm looking at I'm looking at uh Sacks. Zach dot r y Binks says she's dead. That's literally the phrase, they are dead. If you're attaching disrespect to it, that's on you. I'm gonna like that, so we like Zach Where I gotta find this he's

right under gent Warls gent Worls. He's one of the most recent ones. When are they going to create a day when you can dislike a post on Instagram? Oh I can't wait for that, or even Facebook for that matter. Why can't we dislike stuff? You can get angry but you can't. No, no, no, everybody else is fine. Everybody else is fine. No, No, I want to I want

to be able to have a dislike button. How about a heartbreak like you know, like like we're we're too heart to half hearts where the heart is like broken up. I'll take that. I'm gonna write. I'm gonna write to Chili. You do you? You do you? Dead means no longer living. By the way, if you're you know, if you're fans of the Brooken Boys podcast and you're hearing this if you go to that original post on Elvis d Ran show.

Uh yeah, feel free to you know, let gent twirls and chili and everybody else, uh you know, let him know what's up. I wrote, don't look for things to be upset about. Good. Now you're right back. I'm not listening anymore now, Brody Mac. I think we talked about this once on the show, and that is I'm really getting concerned for your health. I think it does a double rant. By the way we were both ranted. Was good. That was funny. I like that too. I brought that

to the table and lower the volume. Um yeah, I don't mean to rant because I like to kind of keep it. I like to keep it even y. You're worried about my health too. And it's not not about you're screaming or you're yelling. It's it's the it's the bronc cat, it's the bronchitis. What if I'm the next episode I bring in a huge plate of vegetables. It's

not the reason. Hold on. I seriously think and and and people who haven't heard this, okay, My theory is simply that you're you're you're nutrient deficient because you don't like vegetables. It's a known fact. You don't like eating. You don't, I don't needetables, right, And I feel like I feel like you might have been nursed to health quicker had you just decided to hold your nose and eat your broccoli, you wouldn't eat. You wouldn't eat like

greens and spinach, things that are good for you. I'll eat to see a salad that whatever. That's not gonna work. All right, listen, well, I mean, first of all, but go on web MD. It doesn't say it will never give you. The doesn't say give bronchitis. The cure for bronchitis is vegetable, because it doesn't say the clause of bronchitis is a lack of web m D is supported by the medical big farms. Stop with that, George Sorrow,

stop with the kid that consis. I'm not saying there's those such things as big farmer controlling web MD. I'm just trying to say that they promote medical devices and medical procedure web medica. No, I'm not saying it's that you know what you know, web m D told me I should do. Web MD said rest. They didn't prescribe anything to me. The only way to cure bronchitis is to rest. It doesn't say take vitamin D pills. It doesn't say to take a motra. I don't want to

get into an argument with you. I'm just saying, what if we What if that's what we do brought in a plate of vegetables next week, and then I'm gonna cough and wheeze and choke and not the vomit, and then you wouldn't like just putter on? Okay, listen, I eat. We could batter and fry it. Do you ever? Do you like vegetable tempore? Okay, Japanese? What is the point of taking a vegetable for my health and battering it and frying it? What is the point of that? You

can you still get your vegetable? Um, it's a culter walking by. Oh what's up? I don't I don't know who that is. But um, if you know who ann culter is, then you probably know. I just fake waved and smiled to her. Okay, well anyway, but anyway, you don't know what an culter is. I've heard the name. Oh my god, google her. Okay, anyway, is political figure. She is a not only is your political figure. I'm

not giving any opinions. She is all the way to one side and often says things that the mirror heard. The words she strings together make her trend on Twitter. She's very reactionary. Okay, she just walked pets awesome. I don't care. I'm not I'm not im. You don't care, all right, but I will say that, Uh the if you have vegetables and you disguise them like a baby, you know, like you know when you kind of like babies, No, you grind up, you know, when you grind up like

carrots and you put it in. Can you give me a vegetable juice? I won't drink it. I taste like what I don't like the taste of. But there's gotta be a way to get you commercials. So I'm glad it didn't drink of the eight that's my commercial. But they're fortified with vitamins and minerals. They're not going to prescribe you that on web md, but we know that you'll probably be a stronger, healthier person. I am healthy.

I've been to two doctors three times. None of them said vegetables no. They all said I needed an inhaler, which I got. I needed an antibiotic, which I took. Neither one of them said that it's a vitamin problem. The bronchial tubes and the bronchia that filter your lungs, they're they're not They're not loading up with flegm and

fluid because I'm not eating string beans. That's not correct. Now, No matter, I thought, no matter how you get them, as long as you get them, you could disguise them and cover them and stuff cover them in steak and spaghetti meatpoles. But if only but you but eat them. No, you don't have to eat them alone. I don't like vegeta. I thought I would have an intervention. I don't like listener's people who don't like things. You don't like things.

But I size, well, you've been exercised. Have you have a trainer? Now? Very exciting. I'm like taking up speaking of not eating the best food as far as health wise. I want to talk about Taco bell uh. Last episode of two episodes ago. I told you about to drive through when Michael Rappitto was here, just to recap, even though I know you listen in order I go to a couple of Taco Bells on the regular, and I

used on the on the regular. Yep. Although minus points to White Castle, I'm gonna give a little rant of white Castle in a minute, okay, because they're app sucks ass. Although I like white Castle, your wrapp sucks. Taco Bell change their app used to have an app very easy to customize what you wanted that coupons and specials and every very nicely laid out, all black background. And when you have done placing your order, you could hit a button, yeah all right. You could hit a button that said

are you here? And I would hit yeah, and then started making it. You got to the drive through, boom, your food was ready now. As I said on episode forty six with Michael rap Report, when you hit the button, it says okay, great. When you check in at the microphone, it says, well, now start making your order now that you're here. So when you get online, the only thing it saves you is that if you take out like no pico, no salad cream, it's all already written in

front of them. There's no there's not a lot of room for error. Usually, So in episode forty six, I told you this other my secondary taco bell, right, my first one. When you go there, they get the order right, and when I ask for a little cup of salsa, it's it's free. It's a little black ramick and it's like two ounces. I like to put a little salusa on my food. I don't like the little packages. Think a little salsa. It's free. My secondary taco bell. When

I go to it the way home from work. Every time I go there, I go, I called my order, I go, it's David Mobile order, okay, Pad, I go. Can I just get a little black ramikin of salsas well? It's always free. It's never free. I said, you're gonna charge me cents for this thing. Nobody charges me for that. This place charges me every time. So the last time I was there, I went to the pickup window and

the girl sayster Jasmine again, Fuck you Jasmine. She says, oh, um, can you pull up by the garbage pail and we'll bring you the food? Why I want I get easier for you? Right? And I told you two episodes ago. It was because they have a time window and if you pull up, you're not in the zone getting timed in. Clock resets so that time, Jasmine was really nice, and I'm like, all right, and uh. I pulled up and and they got my order wrong, and I was really pissed,

and I complained to everybody on episode. Well, I go back, it's today with Thursday. I go back on Friday. On my way home, I'm like, oh, it's the weekend. Get little Taco bell. I put in my order or everything's customized the way I like, no vegetables. And I get to the little window, I go David here mobile order and she says all right, said hey, um, can I get a little cup of sausa with that? So she's like in the packages no, I said that. That's why I used the word cop. Can I get a couple

of little black little black cup? Yeah? Cents? Go come on, man, every other Taco bellt's free cents. Okay. So I I pull up again on the second car. I wait. I pull up to the window and and I give her the I give her a dollar and she charged me tax on it. So I get back a bunch of pennies. The whole thing twenty eight cents whatever came out to. I get my change. I'm sitting there, I'm waiting and uh, I turned my car off because I'm gonna be there a minute. You're a big car, used a lot of gas.

Another girl, Erica, Erica says to me, um, while you're waiting, can you, um, can you pull up to the handicap spots and we'll bring you your food? Wait in a second, what if a handicapped person wants to go in the handicap I said, so, I said, first of all, I'm not handicaptain that's illegal. Second of all, no, oh, well, so we really appreciate if you put no no, no, no no no. You got me the last time to

pull up. Your friend Jasmine asked me to pull up right, and you got my food wrong and I had to go all the way around again and win online again because you messed up my order. Second of all, and she looked at me, she goes, you're not gonna pull up, and her her shift manager comes over and she goes, is your problem? So I said, yeah, I'm not gonna pull up. I'm staying here because that's the drive through. I want my food. Last time you I pulled up,

I had to sit by garbage pill with flies. I said, you know what else had you given me the salsa for free. I would have pulled up, but you charged me twenty eight cents. So now I'm staying here. F you Erica, F you Taco Bell. So I saw, so I did, I DM Taco Bell, and I blow the lid off the whole thing. I exposed the scandal. They go, what were the dates? Here are the dates? And how much did you spend? We're terribly sorry. Thanks, thanks for

bringing it to our attention. Dude, she's been pocketing that money. I don't know if she's pocketing. Absolutely, that's the biggest scam going if you're an employee. Yeah, every time you think of how many times that happened. But I reported the scam of pulling up to the fucking handicap spot. So wait, So I leave right and as I go to leave with my food, there's seven cars in the handicap spots lined up around the wall waiting for their food. So you should have taken pictures, and I did. I'll

show you the pictures. I'm gonna say, I have pictures. I'm gonna say this, good, good I got. I don't let them get away with that. Hold on, look at his picture. Look at those cars waiting by the handicap stops. Awesome, dude. So Taco Bell on line says, we're gonna take care of you. Right, I got the envelope today. Do you're like undercovered blosh over here. I got the envelope today, six free items of anything I wanted Taco Bell. Then I called undercover hold on. So now I got the

coupons right today. I'm gonna call their customer service number. We'll have no no idea that I went through their social media. I'm gonna call their customer service number, tell them the same story again about Erica and Jazz. What's that Jasmine? F you Erica? F you Jasmine, and have them send me something that's awesome. But Brody, this is pocketing that money. I'm dude, I didn't I know that scam? Oh yeah, we used to pull that in Brooklyn at

this place I used to work. When I worked, there was no charge for certain things, but we would put this invisible charge on them and then we would just fucking take the money because it wasn't going in the register and it was free, so the company didn't care it was missing. Ah man, dude, they must make at least like fifteen dollars a day off of that well, because I think of how many times people ask for that little black silk, the little black things on when I when I used to work in fast food at

the place and she said bad, you know which place? Yeah, So there were things on the ie on the menu like Motrell sticks when I worked there with three thirty and if I remember correctly, with tax with three give a take. Wait a second, so you're gonna talk about cheese on anything you please? So uh, people would come up and go, can I get you know, I've got told of Motrell sticks and you go sticks? They had

the sticks. You're right on the ticket, and then you would open a drawing no, no sale and you would just put there if you're a crook, I was not a crook, but you could do that and then like you do it like seven times, do the math and take that much out and pocket it. But the cheese this place, right, you'd add cheese cents for a squirt on a sandwich. At that time I worked there, fifty cents was two squirts on the sandwich or on on on French fries or a cup. But but if like

last minute, oh, can you put cheese on that. Yeah, fifty cents. That was what the are. If you give them ano the pump, it's like it's like, oh, pump, but you know what you only charge. You only charge the register for one pump, right, but you just three the add ons. You wouldn't ring it now. I rang and I as a manager, but people would do that, and then I'd see them and go, what are you doing?

But that's said they would do it. You'll sign ups extra fifty cents sextra for the fitions, barr and then but maybe a while it's free, right, but they don't know that, so you're making money. That's so dude, that's an internal scam that needs to be busted. I'm gonna send there telling you that Taco Bell, mark my words, she's pocketing them. I think Erica and Jasmine are pocketing with one another, because I don't see I don't think that happens anywhere else. No other Taco Bell charges me.

I don't know of any other one. Wait, there's one in western New Jersey that I used to go to charge me, but the one near my house, the one I'm not gonna give it out. I'm not gonna shout them because I want them to get in trouble for not charging me if it's a thing they never charged me. Yeah, absolutely, here's your also, and they give it to me through the dough. They don't make me go by the garbage

Palo Handicap spot. I'm telling you, I love Taco Bell, but this location will ruthe ru rue the day they messed with David Brody, pull up. Oh no, nay, next time, give me the salsa, and you would have avoided all this ship. That's the most expensive cents it's ever gonna happen. Erica, Erica,

we give you the big chill. And when and when I said it to her, you could have played the debbie down to music Want Want, because when I said, I would have pulled up, but you charged me for the salsa, she looked like, oh fuck, because now now now you're over time on my order. Now do you just give me the salsa. I'll drive up, give me an extra MEXI melt nopeko. I'll drive whatever you want. Then you're a marked man. They must hate you when they they see you in the camera. Here comes that

Gordita again. Yeah, you call me what you want, don't charge me. For extra ship. That's nothing. Come on salsa, it's a piece of tomato. And I'll lend some juice and on some whatever. Please. Well, um, so maybe you can help me with what happened um to me on the New York New Jersey Waterway ferry And and I don't know, I probably was in the wrong here. All right, I'm gonna go say right now, you're in the wrong.

Let's move on. No, what you do you know? So this is all these white ferry boats that connect Manhattan to New Jersey. Yeah, there's the New York New Jersey Ferry Service. What I said, So, there's the South, there's I bought a ticket on my phone and it was for Hoboken. It was from it was from one part of one part of Jersey. How do I describe this to a national audience. Well, let's just say this. I wanted. I I did a ticket you okay, Brodie, all right,

somebody get me a pepper. It was from Hoboken, between Hoboken South and Midtown New York. Okay, that's fine, okay. And then is this important to the story, Well, yes, all right, okay. And then I came home one day and I used the ticket on Midtown North. I'm sorry, Midtown to Hoboken North. Okay, so the same basic distance but a little off. The distance between the distance between mid Midtown and Hoboken North is shorter than the distance

between Midtown South. It's not a big difference, but it's shorter. I didn't realize that. I so I assume because it was a shorter distance that the ticket was less expensive. I went, I got on at Midtown and I went to go activate the ticket on my phone. And once you activate the ticket, it it disappears in thirty minutes. You have thirty minutes to use the ticket. So as the boat was pulling up, my buddy tells me, hey, um,

you want to get get on this boat? I said, I only have a ticket from uh, you know, to to Hoboken South from Midtown. Oh, don't worry about it. They're interchangeable. Um, just activate the ticket. So I activated the ticket for Hoboken South. That was your buddy, a ferry expert. Yes he is, okay and hope okay, so so I but we were going again. We're going to Hoboken North. So as the boats pulling up, my other buddy goes, oh, that guy's an asshole, the guy that

was taking the tickets. Because that guy's a stickler. You're not gonna get past him. You just activated your ticket for um for Hoboken South where and he's not gonna allow you get on the boat because we're going to Hoboken North and he's a stickler. Your your tickets as Midtown to Hoboken North. That's the only way you could use it. You can't use Midtown to Hoboken, right, yeah, So sure enough, the fucker stops me and he's like, no, you can't. You can't use this ticket here. You can't

use this ticket. This is for Hoboken South. This ship is going to Hoboken North, the ferry police. Right. So I said, look, I said, what's the difference in the Aren't they the same price? And he goes, no, actually, the ticket for Hoboken South is actually one dollar less than the ticket for Hoboken I owe a dollar, right,

And I'm okay with that. And I'm like, oh, fuck me. Then, you know, give him four cups to salsa, right, So I said to him, I said to the guy, look, I said you, I said, I'll give you a dollar. Here's a dollar. No, no, no, no, you gotta get another ticket. You buy another ticket, and I'm like, but wait a second, I already activated this other ticket. You're gonna lose the valve, lose eight dollars. So it was nine dollars to go from Midtown to Hoboken North and

eight dollars to go from Midtown to Hoboken South. So fuck me, I owe a dollar. I made a mistake. I thought the shorter distance would have been a less surprise. You're not doing it every day to save a dollar. I was wrong, right, But this guy made a fucking federal case out of it. And I'm standing there as the line of people are born in the ship. You know there was at least one joker in there, like

this fucking scary one guy. I actually would chuckle to himself. Anyway, point is, I'm sitting there now, fridlo on my phone to try and buy I had to buy another ticket online in front of the dude. He wouldn't even take up. This ship wouldn't even take off without me buying a fucking ticket. They're gonna leave me there at the dock. Hold on, if you're a person who's dying to tweet right now, Oh my god, you're complaining about a ferry ticket when people died on a ferry. Goun yourself. Story,

long story short. This guy made me buy a new ticket because that's nine dollars. Why don't you take the ferry to the Homeboken South? Wait for the next It doesn't exist at that hour, it was. It was already past hours. It was past it's time. Dick. He's a fucking dick. But if he had no money, well, it was all digital. It's on my credit card. It's it's an appoint is now what now? I fucking lost the eight dollars for my Homeboken South ride. I want that

money back. You should be able to take that fucking ride. There's probably a record of it. You should be able to call it. I didn't take that fucking and this guy was a real asshole. I was trying to look for it because I wanted to give a big funk you right here, fuck you ferryman, ferryman. Suck you Ferryman. A right yeah, fuck you, f you Ferryman. I'm with you on that. What the fun? That's a prick move, and now only a prick move. I get it. I bought the ticket in front of him. He caused me

the embarrassment. They were going to leave me on the dock. I did it in time. You know who that is. That's the guy who wanted to go to the police academy, wanted to be a police officer. And now is the is the ferry guy. So he's taking it out on you. No, no, no, no, you don't here, boy. Yeah, keep him over and keep him over, and you're not gonna get away with that on my watch. And he's twirling the nightstick. He doesn't have right, that guy, that motherfucker, he's got his keys

on his belt. So now I got an expired Hoboken South ticket that's worth eight dollars and I'm out eight bucks because of this schmuck. And then I walk into the ferry and the guy behind me has two kids with him, and he goes, stop, you're just you just bought two child tickets. How old are your kids? They made the kids, they made the kids take out their I D. He had to prove that his kids were under twelve years old because it's cheaper for a child's

ticket than it is for an adults ticket. Son of a bitch, Now is there a ticket place you could have bought a ticket at that time of night. Yeah, but the thing is you got to leave the dock, go up the I figot what you called the gangway, and go all the way. By the time I would have done it, done the switch, the ferry would have been gone. I would have I would have done the I spoke to Mary. I showed her that. She said,

just tell you and mentioned her name. If you knew the name of the woman in the booth, I would have been like, oh yeah, I spoke to Mary. Mary said school. Talk to Mary. She said, I'd come up here. No problem, I'm not going on back there. Dr Mary. Of him, go off the boat and then I'll tell the guy, all right, let's take off. Yeah yeah, close that gate right away. But fucking lift the place you could leave. That fucking guy just quit. I heard him say quit a bit man. But eight bucks, Brody, I'm

out eight bucks? And you what, Normally I wouldn't care, but I was just started doing this podcast with you care. You care? Should I get my free dessert? You just got double price dessert, that's what you got, So you've got double charged. What would be even for me on this? Because I was in the wrong because my ticket was a dollar less all right, not being prepared even for you is getting your money back, that would be even okay, good, Yeah, I don't think you want free dessert because he didn't.

And not only that, I was in the wrong to begin with. The guy was in he was doing his job. Listen, sometimes you can look. Look, I understand he was an ashall he couldn't let me goat But then he did. He did I stand your tickets? No, he just visual gives it a visual. Next time, I'm gonna screenshot a ticket. Yeah, like when you got out, I'll tell here's my ticket when you go to that. I did that once. He screenshot.

I'll tell you what I did, but on your phone, on your phone, just screenshot and put up the picture. I'll tell you what I did. I'll tell you what I did. People do this a concert? You screenshot a barcode uh for Michael rabbit Port. I got into a fight with somebody on Twitter. They had a Michael Rabbitport ticket for his live podcast a show. They put it up and they said, hey, want to go tonight, download this picture to your phone. They put up a picture of a ticket so you can just go in not

if that works, not, it's not the point. So so I was it. I wanted to buy chlorine at Home Depot, chloroform chlorine, a big jugg of chlorine. I'm gonna be off on the prices because it's like five years ago the chlorine, like the hundred pound, ninety pound thing of chlorine. I think it's like Blue Max in the store. In the store, it was like, I go online and I'm searching all the areas stores for ninety pound things. Right on the on the website for Home Depot, it was

like sixty seven dollars. They had accidentally made the ninety pound and the thirty pound the same price something like that. So the ninety pound said sixty seven dollars. So I screenshot at it. I called Home Depot a cold customer service, and I said, oh, sorry, what's your name, Linda whatever? I don't know. So I go to Home Depot that store that had it in stock. I picked it up in ninety dollars. I go to the register and I said, look,

I spoke to Linda. Customer service told me to show you the screenshot from the website, and so they gave it him a sixty seven dollars because what happened was what happened. Sometimes this happens, right, We're like a week later they fixed the price. So I need two jugs this season. So two months later, whatever it was, at the end of the summer, I went and got another one for sixty seven dollars, told us on the podcast maybe even though the price had gone back, they fixed

it to ninety whatever. But I got it again for sixty seven three months later for my next year, you shot. I feel guilty about it, but it was clever. You know. It reminds me um going into a store and getting the lucky last one you haven't been to get. I got this digital microphone that was two retailed for two. I needed this microphone, right, this for my my my iPhone. And forget I forget about why I needed it, but sam Ash I went in there, the music store, the

music store instruments. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went in and I'm like, all right, I need this microphone. I'm paying for it, and the guy goes, um, you know, well you can have the display model if you'd like, and I'm like, no, no, I really like one in the box. He goes, well, he goes, we can find one for you. But if you wanted to buy the display model, we can give that to you for ninety because it doesn't have a box. Right, So wait a second, let me

get this straight. You guys, the box is gone and you lose the box and all of a sudden, the fucking you get, you get like six off the price. Is that how ship works? So it is is so if you go into any store and you decide to they sometimes they call it the lucky last one because the last one is the one in the display and that's the one that they don't have a case for or whatever the case or it got these whatever the case um or you could just buy the display one.

They'll give you a big discount on it, is what And that's what they gave me a ninety And I didn't have to. It wasn't any I didn't do what you did, Brodie where you got with? No I did that. I got my mother at PC Richard's son not not a sponsor to this podcast, a hundred and something dollar vacuum for like thirty five dollars because I bought the one off the floor. And by the way, there's nothing really wrong with it because because what was this microphone doing.

It was sitting under a light in a light bulb or a lamp and a glass a glass case, and that was maybe four or five people fondled it that picked it up and looked at it and then put it back because obviously we're still there. So so if you if you can, especially with electronics, if it's like the last one or it's a display model, you can bargain them down because that that ship's getting returned to the warehouse anyway, because it doesn't have a box. They

can't sell it necessarily. You know. I think also those people are pocketing that money. Did that guy put that ninety poet? No, he's got a punt for the inventory. But you know, some people damage stuff so they can get it cheaper. Yeah, like this, furniture stores that have like a discounted furniture, like discontinued furniture. You go scrape the armrest, You go, hey, can I get a deal on this? It's got a rip. I've seen that happen.

I knew a guy used to scratch dishwashers and stuff like appliances, and you go, it's got a big scratch on because he didn't care. They go, yeah, we can't sell that. Well, I'll give it and they get a hundred dollars off. You're like, it's gotta scratch. Big deal. People do ship like that. What are you looking at me before? I'm not how didn't do that? By the way, a big shout out to my friends at t J. Martel Foundation, uh their cancer research. I did a charity

event for them. You look good, by the way, didn't where in the I looked good? Yeah, thank you. I gotta strike, you know, any time to took to get that. Yeah, that was take five of that that inst story. I put an inst story up of me. You didn't think that was just like a random like, hey, film my next role and then it would hit a strike. Yeah. So while I was there, t J. Martell Foundation, great

place to get It's a charity for cancer research. No jingle, no, no, not a sponsor and not a I'm not getting paid t J. Martell dot org. So I was there. That was the night of the ferry incident, and that it was also the night that a Brooklyn Boys fan came up to me and said, dude, I heard about your grand pre Auto that you guys are doing I heard about I heard about that place in Brooklyn. I need a car. Helped me out and that was a Brooklyn Boys fan and his name is Larry. So Larry came

up to me at that event that night. Is that why you said, remind me to talk to you about Larry? Yes, okay, so Larry, thank you for reminding us to talk to all of you about that deal. Great Grand Prix Auto in Brooklyn. It's local to Brooklyn. But you can do stuff online if you want to follow along there. A website is Grand Pre Motors dot com. It's spelled g r A N D p r i X motors dot com. You gotta see the cards that they have in stock here they have well you can they can get you

any car, not even with having stock. Yeah, if you don't, you can't matter. They just tell me I want this kind of car or one of these three cars, and they'll they'll find out the best price for you. To deal with all the dealerships and rather than you having to go to go to Houn day, I'm gonna go to Honda. They go to all of them and they'll go, Okay, here's what we can get that Honda for this color.

Those options. They do all the work you have to go comparison shopping, and unlike that other dealership I alluded to on my Instagram, they're not gonna screw you over and try to sell you something you don't want because they have everything. They have everything you you want to push you want to BMW, They'll get you whatever you

want without you having to run around comparing everybody. So we really love them, um, you know, and pretty much they'll you know, they'll do the research to get back to you with a quote with it and you'll have your car within hours. That yeah, that's the quick turnaround. Um no, no, you canna have your car in hours. Yeah, I'm just saying that. You also need to get you the quote if you want. But if you want the car, they get you. And then if you want to do

a test drive in person. If you're local to them, that's great. They're on twenty seven oh nine Coney Island Avenue. They're in Brooklyn. Uh, you want to give him a call, talk to them on the phone. They're really nice people over there. Seven eight six eight eight eight to two. Give them a call at Grand Primotors. Uh, you know, whatever it is. BMW Kia Honda. You know, do all your shopping in one place rather than going to each individual dealership. Get a great least deal. By the way,

this is nationwide. They'll get you the car. Call them up, go on the website and deal with them, and you don't have to deal with uh that that that pressure of sales guys at every place. Talk to these guys. They'll get you the car information quickly, least the car for what the least price is with no upfront payments. At Grand Primotors dot com. Oh, by the way, they also do servicing and body work. They go, yeah, they do it all over there. We got to go down

there to Brooklyn and take a picture with them. We gotta get get on their cars. I mean, I don't know if they want us on their cars. I'm gonna get on the I'm gonna lay across the hood, put a bring a blanket down. Um. I feel like dancing. I feel like I feel like I want to segue into cars. Had some email for you, and we have some grammar p so you don't have any unused jokes to I don't use jokes. I do have some grammar police, but I do want to point something out. If somebody

makes a type out, it's not really grammar police. All right. If somebody um, it's it's not grammar police. Nless their grammar is bad. If it's funny, that's fine, but that's

not a grammar police. Um. We did get into a little back and forth because we got a funny grammar police where every sign in this pool complex said who, um, we want to ensure your safety, which should be E N s U R E right, and they circled it on the picture they took, and they said, because all of the signs said inshore with an eye, which is insure, which means like to buy insurance. Insure and ensure not the same word, and ushore is not the correct words.

Us no, yeah, my favorite artist. Well then someone else got confused and said, oh no inshore and and and insure with an eye or an E N or interchangeable. So the sign is not right, not wrong. So I sent from the grammari ist inshore and shure ushore and the differences, and sure that's that drink right and sure anyway, now we have got people trying to grammar police each other in the grammar police. Come on, well, what did you just number police me? What did you do? Yeah,

number police Shore. I forget why, but you go back and listen mail talk that sounds like it's time. Welcome. You've got mail. You've got an email from Brandon Taylor. Best podcast under Elvis. I wanted to say, I love your podcast so much. Got me through so many tough times, and I've even started listening to it again while I wait for the next episode to come out. Brodie's rants are just hilarious and most times relatable. And I love

when scary rs sometimes not relatable. Okay, rants are just hilarious and most times relatable, and that means sometimes you're not. And I love when scary rants every now and then. Okay, I'll keep that up. I did one today. Continue to keep up the great podcast. I think for the fiftieth episode, you guys should do a live recording or get some special guests on the podcast, like Greg t or maybe even Elvis. That would be great. All right, we'll take

that under advisement. Bill Golden wrote to us, subject line love it. What's up? Guys? Uh, It's good to hear the realness from you gentlemen every week on the podcast, because like the Big Show. We can all oh, we can hear you guys stammering to filter yourselves and don't expect to hear this. But the Rappaport and UH and the Fat J by far were the best episodes so far. That's Bill in Jersey City. O nice Bill, Thank you Bill. That's awesome. UH. And then we have um John Scott.

In the subject line, he wrote, you can use my name Brooklyn boys. He wrote that in the subject line, I what's up Brody and Scary. I used Brodie's name first because you, Scary have much more Mike time than Brody does on The Big Show. Thank you like you, Brody. I've worked in customer service. I managed a que Doba and also a call center near Philly, and behind the scenes on how to get what you deserve? All right? He now he now knows how to do that. I'm a mail carrier and I rant about more at now

that I have Brody on my side. You've both inspired me to start my own podcast with my best friend, Scary. Please don't ever do birthday shout outs. It's too much and people don't deserve to love this person. I appreciate you both. This show makes me feel like I have two best friends that talk to me without filters. I love it because of the good keep up the good work. Sending my love from Philly, and remember even as not even free desert. You fuck you, you fuck you, you

fuck you. I gotta get that right, um. Chris Wallace check wrote another one got up toned. Hey, guys, wanted to thank you both for all the hard work you put into your show. You used to listen to the Big Show a lot, but you both are actually my very first podcast I've now listened to love every episode. Been binging on my four and what brody, who the hell has a fornitive our commute? Well, I think that guy who were on has on the phone before Brian

Jesus drives from listen. People have long commutes. That I'll get it. That's nine hours a day and hours a day. That that's a that's a work day, and then you gotta put it in a workday nine plus nine. Put it's eighteen hours, man, and then you go home and sleep. Are you even living a life anyway? Chris continues to write that he's up to Upsett thirty five already. One recommendation that I have is for Berrie to stop caring

so much if he will offend someone. You are hilarious and you shouldn't let anyone's opinions affect can I affect? E F F E C T grammar? Okay, effect is like special effects. It's a visual thing effect effect with any means to change something. By the way, you guys are still doing it. And it's even worse when you tell me you love the podcast, but then you use the wrong your It's like you're tempting me. You know that we do grammar police, and yet and you're correcting

someone in your post, but yet you've got bad grammar. Listen, I've been a victim of this. I know, I just I try very hard not to correct you back, especially because you're complimenting the podcast. But I feel I don't know if you're working with me or you genuinely put the wrong your even though we tell you over and over again watch that yeah. Uh. Final thing is probably the biggest reason why I'm now a fan is because of the listener response you both worked so hard to accomplish. Uh.

There you go that thank you so much. That was very nice of you, Chris uh Tony Raggio This came in from our Brooklyn Boys FanBook fan facebook page at the Brooklyn Boys on Facebook. Hey Brody and Scary, big fan of the podcast and the Big show. Not sure if this was already talked about, but has Scary ever delivered on that steak dinner? No? Oh, you had a chance to play the jingle? There, you got it? I don't have it with me. Get the jingle ready? Really?

Step playing in a while? All right, it's been a long time. Do you want to give him an update on the steaked I give you an update, sho okay now, and then I got I got actually an update on the steak dinner. Update again if you listen, order, If you listen, or you know what the hell we're talking about. If not, you're clueless. Okay, we're having a big update, big update tally. Yeah. So since the summer of two thousand twelve, which is six years now, you and Greg

t from our show have owed me a steak dinner. Yes, I tried to pay you back, but listen, if you listen to order, you'll hear the big debacca that we got back here. And then when Baston Meniscalco said you stole me at dinner, we should have asked Michael Rappaport opportunity. Well, the update is scary stows okay, but I have an update to the update. You do well, I don't know this. This is this is live, this happening, This is happening,

having live, live live Brodie. I must say, um, the night that I tried to repay you in all sincerity was that a place called down Monicos. That was the night of the big steak dinner. And I was gonna that was I was gonna take you to dinner. And then at the end of the dinner they wound up comping our meal. I'm just rehashing this for people that don't know. They Doug, right, Doug and Marcy doast over at the pr Agency. They they they they comped our meal.

I wound up not paying for Brody's dinner. But yet the intention was dinner, take him for the steake dinner and repay him. Well, but I'm sorry, I apologize him. Dennis. Dennis, Dennis, not Doug. Yeah, that's all right, you're thinking of the cartoon. No, no, no, okay, Well, anyway, so I decided, all right, I tried. I tried, but I failed. But that was the end of it. You got my time, you got my love, you got my respect. Uh and I tried to give you a steak dinner

but it failed. But anyway, we both got a stake, right, But you got a free steak. But I guess we got a lot of food that night. So here's the update. The people at Delmonico's wrote me back just recently and said, howdout we go from around two? Why don't you take Brody for a steak dinner at Delmonico's. I'm in right, here's the problem, the best, here's the problem. H Oh,

it's gonna all right. Well, they're they're going no matter what we do, no matter how much money I try to throw, I can throw seven credit cards down, run him and check, give him cash, they're probably gonna comp the dinner. So now what? So now I'm trying and w I have the email. And by the way, I would go there whether we paid for it or not, because it's fantastic. But then I'll still ow you a diner. I don't want to spend that much time. Somebody love you, okay,

something I don't have it handy. But one of our Brooklyn Boys listeners said they were going to go there specifically because they heard us talking about Delmonico's. They said, what do you recommend I get? I said the food, but then I said make sure you get the cheesecake, and so they tweet him back there like, oh my god, the cheesecake. Yeah. Yeah, So here's what I'll say. We

go to Delmonico's, New York's oldest restaurant. Steak is so good, they're but if you're having something delivered to you, you want to order Omaha steaks? Yeah? Absolutely, oh no doubt. Sponsor sponsor um if if they were to be kind enough to take care of our our food in any capacity, even if they just gave us free dessert, whatever, I would accept from you a free Italian food dinner at a place of my choice because I don't want to go. I don't want to go to I don't want to

go to know the state place almost not. Now what you get a buffet of the world here international. Look, you owe me something, even though the steak dinner. Yeah, you owt me a steak dinner. So maybe what we'll do is next time we traveled, okay, maybe what if they're okay? Wouldn't make you happy? If the bill came and then they camped one of the meals, No, and then they paid comped. Mind but I paid for yours, No, because then you pay in half of mine. Technically, no,

I'm not. It's a full stake. It was I'm paying to steak dinner came out of my pock. If they want to comp mind me, he can do that his wife. You have to feel the full penalty of a dinner. I'll tell you what people listening to this podcast in order, no, that I did you a favor, and Greg tr that you benefited thousands of dollars. Now you're being a fuck you. Fuck you. You still can't say it right you fuck you? All right, but listen to me. Hold on a second.

If I if we go to Delmonico or any place and they let's say the bill comes, we eat a lot. Let's say the bill comes to I don't know, a hundred it's expensive, a hundred fifty bucks. If if if it comes seventy five bucks because they said, scary, your portion is free, and I paid the seventy five dollars out of my pocket plus tip for your steak dinner. Because I paid for you and they charged me I've given you a steak dinner that because you really only

paid half. You got half off to dinner. No, I didn't, because the steak is a steak steak course dinner. Of course. If if, what are you getting separate checks? If you get separate checks, you gave it. Hold on a second. If you're sitting there with me, all right, and it's seventy five, your portion of the food you've eaten seventy five. You've eaten your way through seventy five dollars worth of food, and I've eaten my way through seventy five dollars worth

of food. And the bill comes and they said, scary, yours is on the house. Uh, will you get to pay for Brody? I paid for your seventy five dollars. I've now repaid you your steak dinner because I felt on my wall. Is Dennis taking care of only your meal? Not my meal? Why's take care of your whole meal? You know what he's doing. He's giving us half off. You're deciding to call it the other thing. No, no, no, no, no, no restaurant ever comes over and goes, hey, you and

you you're free. The rest of you pay Nobody does that they go half off the bill tonight. But what's the big But I'm now I'm feeling I'm incurring the cost of of of a steak dinner. That does that include appetizers and dessert and everything else. Let's say it comes to seventy five bucks. Let's say the whole the whole dinner is one fifty and each sending five dollars.

That's what I'm saying. What if you ate more than me? See, this is this is where I think the listeners are gonna start to turn on your brody because wanting to turn on me, I want to go looking for any way not to pay the full one thing that's not one fifties for both of us though, Yes, but if I get if I get a free fucking dinner and you and I'm paying for yours, I just brought your free dinner. You got half price dinner. No, but that's not half. Half would be half would be yea half

of one fifties seventy five? No half of me? If I ate half and I got charged double, nor half is getting set up whatever the total is. If he says it's one fifty, give me seventy five, done, then you brought me half of dinner. I'll give you credit for a half. No, but you ate seventy five dollars worth. How is that half? That's not half? It is your only a full dinner. Your your stomach is feeling and you ate a full dinner too. Right? You paid, but he said, but mine was free. You can't look at

it that way. So I look at it. He charged you full price. He charged me full price for yours and nothing for mine. That's what you think is gonna happen. It's not fair. Why is he not fair? Well, first of all, do you want me to feel the pain of a full a hundred fifty dollars? You're not gonna be happy until it's a hundred fifty You know why, because it I should be charging you interest. I'm waiting six years for a steak. How would it be any

different if I went into the restaurant with you. I sat you down right, Okay, I said, give this man a steak dinner. It comes to walk out, I'm fine with that. I walk out. I'm good. I go eat a Chipotle. Nothing wrong with Chipotle, not a sponsor. I'll be fine with that because then I'm getting everything I'm getting everything that's available, but you wouldn't. Okay, Tom, what now, now add me into the equation. What's the difference if I'm sitting there eating a meal with you next year

half price? It's not half price? Sure? What if I went down, Okay, what if I went to Harry Steakhouse on the other side of the street and they camped me a free steak dinner over there. While you're sitting down at Delmonico's eating you're seventy five dollars worth of steak dinner. You've now sitting down there eating seventy five dollars worth of steak down. You're sitting down, you're eating alone. I send you there. I'm like, give this man a

free full dinner. I say, Brodie, I gotta go. I go down to Harry Steakhouse across the street, right at whatever, and I sit down and I happen to know the bartender. He's like, hey, scary, what do you want? And it doesn't matter what the hell is going on with me? And I'm doing I could be getting a comp comp dinner right there for myself. He zeroes me out, and then I come to pick you up at the end

and I pay the seventy five dollars. How is that any different from me sitting in the same restaurant doing the same thing, because that restaurant didn't give you half off. So now it's about the restaurant. It's not about the steak. It's about it's about you owe me a full steak dinner at full price. I feel like you know you're not buying me dinner with a coupon. That's what you're doing. You're like, Oh, you don't go on a date. Were you want on a date? Would you use your coupon

on a date? Your first date? You need a half off at dinner? Or you say it for the next time. I don't know how to solve this. Do you really just want me to go? You just want me to just want I just want you and Greg T. But that's never gonna happen. Greg, He's never gonna step for you to go. You know what, By the way, you should be made at Greg take because truthfully, you should have to pay for half of my dinner. Greg T technically owes me half a dinner. Then you said no,

I'll buy you a dinner because he backed out of it. Right, you owe me a dinner. It would be nice if you said, hey, you know, what are you doing next Wednesday? He said, Let's make plans. Let's go to a restaurant and have a steak dinner, spend the night whatever. I have a good time, spent three hours, we talk, we eat whatever, and then I feel like the bonding is there, the full experience for the age your sacrifice I had to make. I don't know, man, I don't know about you.

I'm trying. The audience, the listeners are hearing it right now. You hear what I'm saying. I'm trying. I'm trying to be as rational and logical about this as possible. I just want you being impossible. And I'm to dinner. That's it. Youow me a steak dinner. Everybody knows it. Everybody knows. You on me a steak dinner. That's it. Let me steak dinner. Don't get me free steak dinners. I can get free steak dinners. I want you to go. You know what can I talked you about my car right now?

Do you want to we? Um? Okay, if you want to. I had a couple of other quick things I wanted to run by you. Um but hold on a second. Alright, Mike Frances looking on your phone. I know I had a fun one, but I guess not. All right, whatever you want to do, so I wake up. Uh, what's tonight? Thursday? Today's Thursday. So yesterday we had a we had a big dinner. We had a big thing last night. There's a couple of things. We had an event last night. And it was a year anniversary from last year when

you wore your Versacchi smoking jacket. So I called you and I said, hey, what are you wearing tonight? Yeah, and You're like, oh, I'm wearing a suit no time. Correct. So I'm like, oh, shout, I gotta wear a suit now or something. I pause. Did I show up with a suit in no time? You did? Okay, exactly, because as advertised, my mistake was I should have called Greg Tate because Greg t showed up an address shirt and jeans. So how's that my problem? Because I figured everyone's gonna

wear a suit, so I wore Nate. Nate wore a suit no tie, and Elvis wore a suit no tie. Yeah, okay, Garrett wore even were a jacket. Okay, these are all these are all thin people it's great. I wore a sport jacket and a shirt, nice dressed shirt and jeans. I was sweating my balls off. It was two hundred degrees in that place. So I should have called someone who said that's cash. That's on you. You didn't call them, saying I should have. I should have known you would overdress.

You're gonna fought me here for this, and I'm gonna folt you for the night before? Did I do the night before? But two nights ago you called me up and you bullshit with me whatever you're bullshitting about. And I'm on the phone. Is that real or you're im impersonating me? No, I'm doing the cough and then that's all I was, and I remember that vaguely, And so you start talking as I'm wheezing, and you don't stop. So then I go scared up, hold up and you go, so, uh,

what time you going to the event tomorrow night? You never asked me how I'm feeling. I'm choking on. Listen, your ears work while you're coughing, right, so you know I can't hear you over I can't hear you going well, And then you don't even go you okay, man, you just stopped talking. You don't pay attention you. It's all about what your next thought is. You're like, yeah, enough about you, with the off about you, let's talk about you. Let's talk about what I want to talk about. So

I'll give you a funk you for that. But anyway, So I come home from work yesterday, I get to take in that excuse me not for a couple hours, and I gotta get back into car, drive back into the city to this event last So I'm getting dressed whatever, and uh, before I get in the car, I say, I got a couple of tweets, and one of the tweets is from uh Ashley Ashley Marie Monica, Ashley Marie Monica. That that would be Carla Marie's sister. Yeah, Ashley Marie Monica. Yeah,

Carlo's younger sister. Carline used to work with us on Elvisturan UH in the morning show, and now she's in Seattle doing a night show. Now all her sisters are named Marie in the last name is Monk. I think that's so cute. By the way, you don't have that in my family. You don't have three Anthony's Anthony Anthony Anthony. Anthony is the third. By the way, they're kind of like old at that point, Like the third, the you're not even a junior. Grandfather was Anthony. My father is Anthony,

and I'm Anthony, so that made me Anthony. I'm not a big fan of that. I gotta be honest with you. I feel like, no, I feel like, first of all, the junior thing, that's cute. I guess you gotta have a lot of self confidence, have a kind of an ego to give your kids the same name. Didn't people in like medieval times name themselves like the fourth and the fifth like Glouis. Yeah. I just feel like, come up with it, like give your kid his own identity.

That's just me. But you know what, the junior thing is cute, I get it. But when you're already a junior, then you give you get the third, then you're like the like if you have another the fourth, you're like, it's not my birth certificate, but it's it's a note. I just feel like, I don't know, it's it's a noteworthy I'm not looking at insult. If you're into it, that's fine, I'm saying me personally, I feel like, give him the same name as me, and it continue to

get him the same name him as me. I think at some point it's like a little bit of ego, like my kids should have my name. And then he's like, yeah, it's like having an older brother. You gott following his footsteps. They can fallow your fathers footsteps and your grandfather's footsteps. Oh, have you had a kid? Would you name Anthony? Really? Yeah? Fourth another Anthony? Yeah? Why not? It's a great name. What's wrong with like Joey? What's wrong with Anthony? Is better?

Better than Joey. Anthony's a great name. You think Anthony is better than Joseph? I think so? The really Joseph? That's biblical man? Okay, so is Anthony not like Joseph? I think Anthony was. I mean, he's a saint. He's the patron saint. Yeah, but he wasn't. He wasn't in the Mangers the manger. He's he's the saint of all things that are found. If you lose something, you're supposed to say something to Saint Anthony and then apparently you'll

find it. This is the whole big saying. The last time you lost something and found it, right, you supposed to take a statue and bury it upside down in your yard. That's Anthony, right, and it's post you'll find what I lost. That's like, I don't know what I lost the green hot wheel call when I was seven? What had you prayed it would have shown up? It would have shown up, right, Because he's got none better to do to worry about my hot wheel car that

I lost, I'm telling you, which I never found. Never never found that car. You're gonna say it's gonna be bary statu upside down, all right? So I get this text message from from I'm gonna say a prayer of Saint Anthony. Maybe he'll find your sense of humor. Oh wow, that's not very nice. That's on my worst day. You're not as funny as as you were. All we're just joking, all right. So I get a text message from Ashley Murray who says, Hi, so do you still have problems

with your keep radio? I think that was you. So Ashley Maria a lot like her sister, is not as focused on facts, and so what is keep radio? So I say, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what to keep radio is? She thought. I thought that was you would you connect and the Jeep radio? Okay, so Jeep right, so Jeep keep selling. Jeep is made by Chrysler. Chrysler makes Dodge and Jeep. She has a Jeep. She had the same problem. So her radio is rebooting now.

I don't know if I ranted about this back in February. I may have or not. You Connect, that's the name of the company that makes this super radio. We make in the car. The radio in my cause like aid in screen and it controls the air conditioning, the auxiliary built in the hard drive connected dashboard. Yeah, the the USB port where you plug in your your all my songs are on there. The satellite radio, regular radio, all the safety features, the blind spots, all in. That thing

does everything. Every freaking time they send an over the air update, like the car just gets it from the satellite, it crashes the fucking radio. And so your radio comes on five seconds, seven seconds, it goes and fades to black and goes off and then it comes back on. The go is back off and it's in a loop. You can't use your radio your loop. You can't adjust the air conditioning if you don't do it within that seven seconds it pops up, you know, but and it goes right and it's in a loop. So I go,

oh wow, how radio is fucked up? Sucks for her. I get in my car and it's going off and on and off and on and off and on another. If you can't even turn it off, if you don't want to see anything going on and off, you can't you turn it off. It comes back on and goes back in the loop. You can't do anything. It's the help of the fucking car. So the last time they sucked me over last year, it was broken for so long. I had them give me a free super spoiler. I

think I talked about it. I get the better spoiler. I held him to the fire. I call him yesterday. First I first, I tweaked him. I go, you dumb masses updated the phone again? Didn't you the radio? I use, dumbasses? I want to. I was sucking pissed. So I call up you connect call him up at the number and I say, did you guys update the software again and crash the radios? We have no record of that tomorrow.

Knowledge has been no soft So I said, I'm on Twitter right now and a lot of people are complaining that their radios are crashing. You guys did an update, didn't you. When I'm gonna go off check with tech hold on, I was like, there's no record of any update, Disney. Yeah. So I said, well, then you gotta put me up to a case manager. That's who handled me the last time. I want a case manager. Well, sir, you can't have a case manager unless you make an appointment with your

local dealership for a service. And when they diagnose your car, then we can have somebody call you and figure out what we're gonna do. I said, I'm not going to the dealership because going to the dealership means I gotta sit there for three hours, like the last two times, so they can tell me, Oh, Mr Brody, the software update ruined your radio. I already know why my radio is broken. They know why my radio is broken because he's stupid software update. So I have to waste three hours.

I'm gonna save me the time you a software update ruined my radio. Well, sir, without an appointment, I can't have a specialist call you. Oh I'm sorry, I made an appointment. I forgot to tell you. I'm seeing them on Tuesday next Tuesday. We have to call and verify. It could be your car. Oh it's not my car. Social media, sweetheart, I can see everyone's having the same problem, right, So she says, well, it could be just be your model of car. Can I have your VEN number? So

I say, Grammar police. First of all, it's a VEN because the end in vein is number. I'm not giving you my VIN number number. It's a vein. She says, what what does that mean? It means it's a VIN vehicle identification number. And it doesn't matter what my VN is because I'm driving. You can look it up on my phone number. It doesn't matter. Your update funked up by radio. Now I'm driving into Manhattan with no navigation system, traffic, no radio, no satellite, no USB, no fucking air conditioning

ninety three degrees. She says, Well, we have to make an appointment. Sir, nothing can do. But I'm toterribly sorry. You have to make an appointment. You already know what the problem is. You're update fucked up by radio. I bought a car and the brain is defective. How dare they play stupid? Right? Do you know what they're taking you for? A fucking said we didn't. You're gonna get one over on the public. I said, you have a choice.

You can get me a specialist or I'm gonna spend the rest of the day when I'm not driving, tweeting out to my I don't know sixty followers about how you connect socks. And she says, and I said, I'm not mad at you. I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at your company. The fact that you did an upgrade. I already called Dodge. Dodge doesn't know about the upgrade. That means you did it, didn't tell anybody. You fucked it up again, and report are you doing update? I

didn't need an update, it was working fine. And then their update when they gotta put a patch out, the patch takes four to five days to fix the update. They shouldn't, said, well, just get the software right. So it's just, sir, I have to I have to call Dodge. We have to make an appointment. Go ahead, called Dodge. She puts me on the phone with Dodge and and Harry from Dodge gets on the phone says, yes, sir, I said, I'm on the phone. When you connect, say hi,

you connect, Paula. Paula says, high. This is you connect, I said, I'm talking is Paula. Paula won't help me with my radio being fucked up because I have to make an appointment so that you guys can tell me that my radio is fucked up. I know it's fucked up. You guys have tried to fix it three times already. So she wants me to sit there at the Dodge dealership for three hours so you can tell me it's rebooting.

Guess what. I already know it's you rebooting, Terry. But I'll come in because they're forcing me to come in so you can tell me there's nothing you can do. Hey, Terry, just out of curiosity. If the updates screwed up my radio? Do you have a patch? Do you have an update? Can you fix that? No, we can't fix that. Okay, paul you heard that. You're making me go into Verify my radio is rebooting. I got video. You want video, I'll show you its rebooting, I said, Terry. When's then

next available appointment? Um? Friday August? Oh, so I gotta wait over a week so you can tell me that the radio is not working when I already know that. Paula, Well, she if you make the appointment. I can book it. Terry put me in for Paula. God help you. If by you haven't fixed my radio. If this doesn't work for nine days, I'm not paying my least payment this month. How about that? How about that? No? Yeah, so she says, well, sir, you don't pay, you connect, you pay your bank. It's

not about I go. I will tell the dealership and the bank that my radio doesn't work and I'm not paying. Why am I paying? The whole are has run off this radio? You Connect cares. By the way, can you drive? Yeah? But it's like so I had to put my phone how to use ways on my phone and play radio off my phone radio. It's fine, but I'm paying a lot of money. Connect Cares though, No, No, that's what. Yeah, you Connect doesn't give a ship. Should be the name

of that Twitter, not you Connect Cares. Dodge Cares. Dodge Cares hasn't gotten back to me yet. They have gotten back to me yet, you could have. So, as we're doing the podcast, you Connect Cares says to me, Hello, David, we have located your information within your prior d m s because I've DM them before and are in the process of verifying your VIN internally. I don't need you to verify my VN. Fix the fucking software. How about that?

How about that? How about that? How about that? Oh we figured out your fan is blah blah blah blah blah blah. Now what Nope, nope, verify. I know what my VIN is. Idiots stupid, you connect cares you don't connect. That should be the name of your company. You don't connect, you don't care. So every Chrysler and Jeep and Dodge, if you have a you connect radio you paid extra money for fuck up, funked up radio ven number? My ass. Fuck you. Next time somebody said you listen to podcast.

Next time someone says VIN number, you tell them it's a VEN, it's a pin, It's a ven. You pain ahead. Did I play the audio last week? I did? Right, seth Myers and yeah. By the way, um So, Audrey Lovell wrote to us regarding the grammar Police. You can always email us at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. That's where those other emails are being read. Earlier. Uh, this is I can't believe a mechanics shop in Fort Myers in Fort Myers, Florida did this Brody the mechanics shop.

They wrote on the side of the wall balance, uh, flat repair, rotation and mountain instead of I guess mounting, what do you what do you do in a car? Brodie? Is it mount they have? They wrote the word mountain. M O U N T A I N No, it's mounting mounting. Yeah, they wrote mountain, balanced, flat repair and rotation. How funny is that. So that's permanently on that wall there. And here's a Grammar Police that wasn't shout out to at man E P on Twitter. This is the school

district where my kids are attending. And it's an actual sign that's in the road. You know those digital signs, those led signs. It's give kids a break hold on The school starts August fifteenth, which was yesterday, right. But it was an intentional pun because down break b R A K. He got very, he got very he got confused, but he got very deflated when I explained it to him. Feel bad. So I feel bad for your many P because you were you thought you were doing a good

thing by submitting your screenshots of a grand Police. But it was really an intentional pun by the people who made the sign. Give kids a break. And by the way, in his in his text to us, he wrote, this is the school district were my kids are attending. W E R E police, double Grant police, h r E police, any other grand police is for this week, brodi are we clear now? I'm gonna fight with those two people

on on Instagram. Oh the other right back. So at the beginning of this podcast, we're talking about the Aretha Franklin. I want to say, yep, so just dot m E dot KP did it come to your wrest? They yeah, they tweeted at gent Twirls. If you look at TMZ, which it looks like where they got the picture from you, we took that from TMZ. We didn't write that head, he says dead at Duranto. At least put has died in the common below, which we did. Stop being so

sensitive over words. Please call them a snowflake. Oh but they're not gonna get to this message until they hear his podcast. Chili T seventeen said to Jen, now that I understand, I understand what you're saying. In other words, you're right, gent Twirls, that dude meaning me doesn't realize who I am. Apparently that dude is nasty and it comes through even in his post. All I wrote was she wrote dead at seventy six it's so dramatic, and I wrote, so is dying? Dying is dramatic. He is dying. Yeah,

it is. No one's denying that the whole Oh, she passed away, it doesn't change the fact she's dead. She's living with death. That's it. Oh boy, here we go. Mrs ms leslie K Stewart wrote, croaked dot dot dot, no disrespect. Dead isn't really dead, folks. We keep coming back dot dot dot. She merely is in another reality until her soul comes in again. Okay, alright, no, but no, but I think she's making fun. At that point she will be forever loved and not forgotten. We're not saying

that she won't. People. Come on, man, all right, I um brody, Yeah, Coney Island, Love Coney Island. Do you think of hot dogs? You do think of hot dogs? You think of Frankfurt's. Yeah, But I think for too long people think about the wrong hot dog place. Well, if you want to talk about who invented the hot dog, you gotta talk to our friends at Feltman's. Now Feltman's has been around since eighteen sixty seven. Charles Feltman invented the hot dog. Yes, he did well and he did

and uh he you know, people forget that. There's a famous guy named Nathan who worked there. He worked for Feltman's. Yeah, so obviously you learned from the best, right, So that's what happened. Our friends at Feltman's they had the recipe for the hot dog. Now, if you go to Feltman's of Coney Island dot com Feltman's with a T that's felt that's f E L T M A N S. Of Coney Island dot com, you'll see what we're talking about.

You can buy the original Frankfurter, the original lot dog and the best part about it is there's no nitrates in it. These are awesome. I've tasted them, Brody you we did a taste test with the with with the people that you know had the brick and mortar store in Coney Island provently they they've reopened in Luda Park, so we got we got the taste. So Michael Mia,

Michael Quinn, the press it, he was up here. He brought the tray of hot dogs and I was talking to him about about Feltman's and and uh the fact that they're they're in stores now, Uh, they're on Amazon, they're on jet you can get them anywhere in the country. Right. But he as I'm talking to him, I'm standing by the hot dog tray and I ate three of them.

That Remember I yelled at you because you right you left me and uh, and I was talking to him because, by the way, that was the second time you left me. Remember that you left me at the time with the other guy, the woman I yelled you about that. You also left me with Michael. But I wasn't upset about that guy because I had three hot dogs at least that time. He left me with food. Yes, because you were like you already had two hot dogs. I had

three hot dogs with the buns. They're really, have to say, really good. Feltman's is now consistently rated the best hot dog in New York City. Uh. They're all natural, no night trates, no fillers, no unnatural ingredients in them. And um, you know that hot dog eating legend, Kobe Yashi, the guy that that that does on the fourth he's one of the top of one of them. He says that

Feltman's is his favorite hot dog. Um. They're available if your local uh at Fairway Market, Morton Williams, Mrs Green's, places like that. But they are also available online. And I'm telling you you're not going to be disappointed when you taste the magic that is Feltman's Hot Dogs. UM. You just have to go to their website Feltman's of Coney Island dot com. That's Feltman's of Cone Island dot com.

They're in Coney Island. Uh. They're also on St. Mark's Place in the East in the East Village of New York City. If you're local to that. They're available on jet dot com, Amazon dot com, Google it. Can I say something Feltman's of Coney Next week when we go to Grand Primotors we are making a pit stop. We'll go over to Felton's Got Dogs a pit stop at what if we borrow one of Grand Car to take the Porsche of the Beam or over felt kind of

like that Coney Island. But you've tasted them, We've loved them. I love them um, and and now that they're back, I've ordered some of them. And I'm sorry I put ketchup on it. I like to catch up on it. I'm a mustard. I'm a mustard guy. They have their own mustard too, enjoy so I get a lot of gas. Brodie, I am not. You know where we'll be next week, Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn brook Boys, Brockla.