#46: Finally! Michael Rapaport in Studio. Enough Said

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Brooklyn Boy start up, Brooklyn Boys Data. They're making noise data up episode. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody and Scary. It's somebody else today, Scary and Brody and Michael Rapport all the same room. Oh yes, I'm not necessarily all go fucking Rappaport will be here. Oh my god, I already dropped an F bomb and I didn't mean to do that so so quickly into the podcast. But I'm excited. We have been talking about Michael Rappaport being on the show since you said we didn't need him,

we didn't have to have him right now. I know. Listen, I'm gonna eat crow right in front of him. I would apologize. I want to tell him to his Facebook. He's gonna scream at me, hold on, there's a chance I might not bring it up. Yeah, right, what's that chance? Zero? Yeah, Claudie chance and meat balls. Right. Let me tell you something. I love Michael Rappaport. I've been a fan of Michael Rappaport since the early nineties. The fact that he follows me on Twitter was a huge thing for me. He's

following me now on Twitter. That's a pity follow because he's coming in. Oh no, no, no, no, hold on a second. I want to actually think that he's not going to drop me after he leaves here. I'm gonna ask him and ask him that. But you think he's just that pity follow. He's like, well, I'm doing the show, you know. I will say, listen, you gotta you gotta get today. You could pull as much as you want from the people, will pull old podcasts up. I get it. I know. I said I left up, guys, I really did.

I originally didn't want him. I played clips of you him with the Eli Manning rant. I really love is Tom Tom Brady Rant? That did you do? You have it? You have it? Yeah? You have the audio? Yes? I do? All right? So yeah, so Michael rabbit Port will be buying a little while we figure this is not a drill, This is not we because we told you were close to getting him. We've told you we're trying to get him.

I told you, I tweeted him, I instagrammed him. We he and I have talked as just like you know, to comedy guys, but not like come on the show. I'm gonna have to thank the Brooklyn Boys fan army, an army for helping this. It's all because of you guys and girls who who got him here because you tweeted at him enough, and we really think that's what

Pelp put it over there. You know, when when we were he was offered to us, they said, hey, he's already aware that you guys exist, and it's because of Twitter, and it's because yes, but it's also because they said, listen, before we completely agree to this, what's the exposure, what's the coverage? How many people are gonna hear this? So we told him the numbers, which are based on how many times you guys listen. If you listen multiple times to an episode, we get account for that, right. I

gave the numbers and they're like oh, Michael will be there. Yeah. Absolutely, they love that. So the more people listen, and the more more of you guys listen to multiple episodes multiple times, that gives us clout, it does. We love that. We'll get big and bad guests on every time listen. Bad guest meeting bad, not bad meeting bad, but bad meaning good. Now, I know some of you guys are like, hey, we love you guys who love the Brooklyn just gonna gloss

over my reference. Yeah it was fine, it was good, It was good. Okay, it was a good run. The sometimes you guys have said, well, you know interviews we before you guys, Michael Rappaport is one of the boys. He's from Manhattan, but we're gonna make him a Brooklyn boy, the same way we made Joe Gatto Brooken boy, even know he's from Staten Island. You know who else is a Brooken boy is our guy, Ralph. We met Ralph and we're gonna talk about Ralph and Grand Prix Motors

a little later in the podcast. Want to welcome, Welcome officially to the podcast. Grand Prix Motors in our hometown. Fo Now, we we talked about them once before and we did say that even though they're in Brooklyn. Uh, there's some states where they can get you the cars outside of New York. But you and I are gonna make a trip to Brooklyn. We're going to Brooklyn, and they said, already we can. We can hop in a Porsche nine eleven a convertible to drive that Porsche, don't

don't you? Okay, we're gonna show you guys. So yeah, we'll talk about that like a pictorial. Yeah, what what you get? Advanced Grand Pride in Advanced Ralph. Thanks for hooking the boys up. Thanks, and we'll talk about We'll see you in a bit. So Michael rappaports he now finally six months, six months we're waiting for you, buddy, Well we picked the perfect time. Yeah, you know, do you know why we're waiting six months? I don't know. I'm a little nervous about that. So listen, you get

a lot of tweets, you have a million followers. I get that we tweeted you about six months ago because we had a little discrepancy. Before I tell you what discrepancy is, I want to read. I want to read something off the IMDb page. Okay, describing Michael Rappaport, director and producer. That doesn't even touch the surface of what you're doing these days. Yeah, but that's but that's but that's fair, so far fair. A true New Yorker through

and through. Michael Rappaport was born in Manhattan to June Brody, a radio personality, and David Rappaport, a radio program manager. Partially true. Okay, those are the right names though, right, June Brody and David Rappaports. I think now what happened was we didn't get you doing during your book release. I'll tell you why in a minute, during the hardcover, right, and then I'll take a minute. Our listeners went crazy because I started playing clips of your rants, your relay

manning rant, the whole bunch of stuff like that. People started tweeting at you and so so one of the things I tweeted at you, thank you. One of the things I tweeted at you, Michael, was you have to come on our show because my name is David Brody. Yes, your father's David and your mother's bro exactly. I wish I'm not that old. It says here you're of Polish Jewish and Russian Jewish descent. So am I you often play a cop on TV. My father was a cop.

We're practically related. So now you're finally here. I'm here. Here's why you weren't here before. What happened six months ago? You're doing a radio tour. I get an email. I think Premiere Radio, our parent company, sends me an email says Michael Rappaport's doing a book tour for this book has balls. And I say to my co host, here, Scary Jones, I got it. Hey, we got an email. We can get Michael Rappaport on the podcast. The guy is as New York as we are. He you know

we I love him. I want to have him on. So Scary says, you know what, research shows guests don't always do that. Well, I'm not sure Michael's a good fit for us. So so it was here this fuck you should tweet out it was me. It was me because it wasn't No, it wasn't your fault. It wasn't. And then and then I don't think guests are a good fit for us, That's what he said. Well, I think I don't know, Michael. It sometimes goes the exact expression prepping. This is not a test all the tweets.

I see all the tweets, and he was the one doing the It was your fool. I thought it was something to do with me, He says. You know, Michael, we have he goes, let's he could go off the rails in any minute. That's what we had. I don't go off the rail because we had had Jackie to joke man on. We had we had some, but I don't go off the rails. I I give the impression that I could go off the rails, but I've never actually gone off the riff, and I've never actually all

the trouble that I've I've sort of stirred up. It's on my own accord, right, I've never actually done anything on anyone else's show to draw an intension, which means that maybe I am a shitty guest. Maybe you were right, but maybe you dig your own holes. I dig my own hole. Shovel on his social media, tried to fucking walk it back because because we did have we did have like a Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers, we did have Sebastian Maniscalco, and then those were the episodes that

didn't rate us high. With our we didn't get as many download. Okay, who was your best guest? It's the fat you wish. Okay, He's like, he's a good guest. He's gonna fucking bury that fat. I'm a fan. I'm gonna gonna make you not worried about anything, like I'm gonna set the bar. So I like, I'm gonna be like the best sex you've ever had to love that you know. But here's the thing that that kills me. Okay, After I made that mistake and I put it out,

we put it out on the podcast. Listeners were like, scary, what the funk you doing? Man? You gotta get rabbitport. So I immediately, you gotta get well. The radio tours over. So now I gotta go through social media. I'll tell you right now that I'll already be back. I'll be back again. Good. I mean, I don't know. This guy's like, really, you're a tough day. Let me tell you something. Michael said two of the most pronounced important things I've heard

in years. Two things he said I'll never forget. He said you fuck you and he said fuck you. You fuck you can't that poetry is not my original creation, but you fuck you. I will say, and I take a lot of pride that I believe that is my original creation. And I would like to get business cards with you. I'm putting on my card, put my daughter's college on my car. I need to trade you. You fuck you alright before this podcast, Michael gets so angry.

That's like when people go, uh, that's Michael going you fuck you, Like he doesn't even know what to say. Yeah, I just want to say I apologize. I was wrong. We've been spending the last three months trying to mop up the blood and get everybody trying to Yeah, and the listeners don't let me live it down. They've been like, scary, you fuck that up. Do your listeners know that you have a gold mike? Every believe it's not it. This

belongs to Elvis Duran. I'm just sitting in his chair, And does he know that you sit in this year and like spit all over his golden mic. That's an actual golden mic. Yeah. So he has three of those in the in the country. Yeah, don't forget I forgot about it. Who has no We'll tell him Christ And the other one is a guy named Rush Limbaugh. Yeah, but anyway, that was one. So it's a very unique Mike and Elvis. It's engraved with his name on it. That's cool. But someone has to run the controls here,

and I'm better at that. Okay, okay, I'm better. And also I'm better at getting other guys to do my work. There you go, Okay, so I do the bitch work. But anyway, so I'm sitting at up with his mike. But yeah, so uh yeah, he does know that. We we we use his mike. We got that. Got that out of the way. In case you're living under a rocket. On who Michael is, let me just go back a little bit. We'll go back a little bit. You might know him from Friends. Now you're saying Friends is an

old show. Netflix has the rebirth unbelievable. It's Wild with Friends. I have three teenage daughters. Every one of them has watched the show like four or five times some spot to finish it's It's It's you know I did. Four were episodes of that show twenty years ago. I don't know when the dates were, so we're going twenty years ago. And I'd say at least every day, probably at least one time a day, definitely when I'm in New York

Once a day someone will mention friends to me. It's like it's it's like it's almost like if you did episodes of The Brady Bunch when we were kids. Like it just it just continues to have a following and it doesn't go away. I mean, I have no problem with it, but it's like you did it. You think it's like encapsulated in you know, with syndication and forget about it that the watch and watch him. But that's what I want to ask you about. With the fact

that it reruns over and over and over again. I mean, that's gonna be a big royalty check. I don't get a big royalty from it. You know, it actually goes up and then it decreases. The big royalties are the cast They're the ones making the money. They're the ones. So the big royal like so it's it comes in, but it's like I don't know how they actually work, but it sort of goes up and then it goes down. Then it goes up and goes down. You see where it's how many times have been downloaded and how many

times you've been aired? Indication of Boss Elvis Duran he was in Die Hard with a Vengeance, which three but like three minutes every time that thing airs, which is like every week he gets a dollar thirty six around

that amount of money. So I gotta figure four episodes and the greatest sitcom, one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, nine bucks for four for four you were on the fifth or sixth season because it started in ninety four, did you have a sense, because at that point it was you knew it was the epic show. At that point, like people always say, well, who were they nice? If you're making whatever they were making, and they were making that money, at that point, it was

you knew this thing was gonna keep going. Everybody was nice, everybody's happy. You like, work stopped when they wanted to stop. Friends didn't end until they decided we're gonna end the show. And that's an unusual sort of luxury to have, Like we could we could do this until we want to. They could revive it now like they did, um that show, Um what's the one on NBC? Now, they could put Friends right back on now boom and they could just

keep going for another ten years. They're talking about bringing back the office they already brought back in Lost Roseanne they're not talking about and Fraser. Fraser's looking at the deal with CBS. Are they bringing back the war at home? We never had? Are we we? We never do? We're not worthy. I watched that, Yeah, I was. I like that show. I like the word home. I think we got fucked Um it's politics and we got fucked you.

I'll tell you what the problem A Ward Home was, which was a sitcom and oh five to oh seven, Yeah, you were before Modern Family. Yeah, and there was a window of television, correct me if I'm wrong where sitcoms were dead. Everything was a procedural cops show, law and everything. Everybody they all they wanted medical shows. And so it was funny camera single camera. Yeah, they were talking about the office started at the same time and we but you know, that was the sort of new thing and

it's just politics. It was the politics of the network. You had a neighbor's kid on that show that you guys had to almost like adopt into your own house. Yes, Rommy Mallick, that's right, that little motherfucker Rommy Malick from Mr. Robots. And that was no chance in seeing Boston Public anytime soon, because yeah, I wouldn't be surprised. I mean that that was a good show to my earliest memories of you are from Boston Public. Yeah, that was a good show. Show you a Fox show and it was ahead of

its time. David, Um the hell's his name? David Kelly. David Kelly said he was like running television ally mcbeel, Boston Public and a couple other things. So we used to pull clips from you from that show helps if anyone would like, went on a rant or whatever yelling at scenes he took we pull this out. What did you just start ranting? By the way, what I mean did it was this inner anger? And what was the first recollection of of a rant of a real, honest,

real social media stuff. Um, I mean I've always ranted, and I've always you know, I had a lot to say. Excuse me, Um, you don't have a cough but over here because you don't have to. Because with my podcast, my producers, that's one of their main jobs is removing my cough is my coughs and sports and out if you want them out, and we'll take them out if you no. No, But I just your fans might be

like what what they want to? They want to they don't cough, all right, okay, but but the ring he didn't cought no, okay, because he had too much hair. Did you have clothes on? Yeah? I was gonna wear my banana hammock, but it just had to take the train down here. But as far as the ranting, you know, I've always been my personality. And then social media Instagram, you know, like you're just playing around with it, and you don't think that anyone's gonna see it, or anybody

outside of your little friends are gonna see it. And and and I did. I've been doing it, and I think last year around this time is when it's sort of like a lot of people saw them, and um, it's like a diary for me. It's like an emotional diary of feelings, thoughts, complaints and and you know, I just talked my ship and let the chips for where they may. And I try to be as as honest and and uh as I possibly can. I always try to be self effacing. There's always self effacing stuff. Even

when I'm talking about other people. I try to give a like a wink wink, But some people don't catch the wink winks and they think that it's totally serious. So it's just it's been social media is like been like a place for like a forum for a lot of people to talk. The second part, the best part of your rants is watching you rant and and your face turn and beat red. You know, you and I have that same Jewish, Irish pale pastyaz jew right, but we looked like we could be Irish. Yes, yes, and

Uhazi as well cousin. Yes, I like Bobby and so we get that anger when I get like that in the same face, and and people think that you're really pissed about some things, and some things you are why anybody watch you knows you and I agree on some things. But the comments section where people who don't get it, then the people who get it rip them a new asshole. Reading the comments is almost as entertaining as the video. It's true. Yeah, the comments and you know, um, but

then you single them out. Sometimes sometimes I'll single them out like listen, lord, fuck you exactly exactly and and then and then uh, you know, if you take it too far. One of the things that I do on my Instagram page is the shame game. So if you take it like I believe that if you talk as much shit as I do. You have to be able

to take it. But if you take it into a place that's offensive, uh or or racial, or or just completely blow below the belt in a place that is not acceptable to me, UM, then I I will put you on an episode of the Shame Game where I'll show your face, show your comments, and then shame you publicly. UM, which is a very effective school And I think that since I've started doing them, I actually do for a shame game, people have been a little bit more hesitant. So if I if you talk crazy, crazy, then you

get the pleasure of being on the Shame Game. But I would think because we had this problem we had we had on iTunes, we had like five hundred five star comments. One guy gave us one star because we had pizza in the studio once, so we ate the pizza we were talking about. He goes, I don't need to listen to you Govones eating pizza, you fucking assholes. And this guy was his name was Abe seventies seven seven. He gave us that. That was the name he used.

Once you've had all five stars. Yeah, so for this fucking fuck. So what we did was we for like weeks were like, fuck you Abe seventy seven, and then like the listeners started getting into it, right. So then eventually Abe went back and he gave us five stars because he was getting harassed. No, he goes, you know what I like, you guys, I get you know, I still like to fuck you age seventy seven. You know, we want the one star from you don't kiss our

seventy seven. So a lot of people funck age seven to seven come back to him, change it back to the one star review. Now he's gonna kiss ass. So then we got to said some fucking bulls seventy seven. So what we thought was so one guy tweeting me goes, I think I'm gonna give you one star so you can rip me. No, it doesn't work that way, you right, So I'll be worried that people are gonna go, I'm showing him the kiss ass post to the game seventy seven.

We're not even gonna read sev seven. Take your fucking review. Were in a delete your review, right, right. So Ape came around and gave his five stars. Meanwhile, the one star set up there for like almost a year. One star. Yeah, yeah, Well, you know, people go go after you guys didn't change the average. The average stayed in five staff. How awesome is this podcast world that we're living in. I love the podcast I love the podcast world. Podcasts are now

like assholes. Everybody has one short, everybody has one, even doing yours televison Because this, since we're in a podcast atmosphere, people are more prone now to check out yours if they're listening to this. Yeah, and it's the Iron Rappaport stereo podcast. This is a great podcast. I don't know if you guys are in stereo, the Iron Rapports stereo podcast. I just want to make sure we put it in the time available. Okay, Brooklyn Boys podcast in stereo? Maybe

we should change that. Yeah, No, he might funk up your ratings because people ask questions like what does that mean? And I'm like, it's people don't understand exactly. But we are in stereo. I have interns. I have to play them old led Zeppelin songs and they can hit a separation. They don't even know. Some podcasts are not listen a whole lot of love. He's moaning over here, his drums over here. Yes, I mean when you get to music

and stereo is a different, different ball game. It's a different and with so much of the time we listened to the music on our headphones now and and and uh, it's a different ballgame in stereo. But the the Iron reports stereo pocket is it's just a ship talking extravaganza. That's what I call. We talked about everything from nothing to current events, to sports to uh, you know, my heroic deeds on airplanes to uh literal crack addic outside my house the other day. Right, I'll tell us about

this part. Why I had three thirty A m I was out of town. Okay, so I was out of town. So so so in my in my home, we have one of these doorbells that will alert you when somebody rings it. So at three thirty A and my wife is waking up, Michael, Michael, there's there's a guy on our bench smoking crack. And I'm what the fun who smoked crack anymore? And she goes, look, look, she's showing yeah, who smokes crack, Like he's had a style too. Yeah,

but he's ringing the bell. And she said, you know, like she's showing me the footage of him like lighting a thing she had on the security yeah, you could see it. Was it Sloman's. No, it wasn't Sloan. Yes, I Got You. Wasn't the spokesperson. I'm a spokesperson for Got You. I'm sure that's a great brand, but it was not Sloman's. Yeah, but I like that though. I like that it makes me play this no profect time and endorse jingles are no problem. It wasn't Sloman's, though,

do you want to do it again? Sloan's. By the way, the jingles and this one com okay, so so uh so you can talk to the person out there. So I got on the microphone and I'm and you know, one of my things that I do a lot on on social media and on my podcast is my danny a yellow impression, And this is a perfect time. So I got you know, like what's going on. She's like, you know, like she presses the things, and I'm like, you cock sucker, you crack smoking motherfucker, get the funk

off my bench, motherfucking you. And the guy he winds up putting his face in the camera so you could see a clear picture of his face, and I'm like, you better run, motherfucker. The cops are on the way. Because I called the security people. The security people have nothing to do with three thirty in the morning. They're like, we'll get there, We'll get there as soon as we can. I'm like, you know what, this isn't the fucking like the hood, get the funk over there. Like, they're like,

we get there. Like they got a few different things going on. So anyway, the crack out of got away. Apparently crack still makes you fast shout out to Lawrence Taylor and and uh he got away. But it was it was interesting way to be woken up at three. Al Right, So talking about the I Am Rapp Report podcast in Stereos podcast, you have some live shows coming up. You do your podcast live. We're gonna do one show. We're planning it, but we couldn't imagine doing this live

because we're a train wreck. Now, if you plan it out, you'll be fine. Okay, So you've got you've got Saturday, two days somewhere we're posting this can't wait, Gramercy Theater a PM. Yes, New York, New York. Hello, you've got Houston at the Warehouse Ballroom on the eighty. Philadelphia, by the way, our second biggest city of audience, New York. They got good people out there in Philly West. That's Wednesday. That's a Union transfer, by the way, Boston, going back

to Boston at the Wilbur eight p m. Saturday. Tickets can be found at I am rapp report Tour dot all the tickets, I am rappaport tour dot com. That's right. And when you hear this Thursday afternoon, don't waste time for that Saturday show because you're gonna be You're gonna get out of here because we're gonna sold podcast real soon. And then just go the Gramercy Theater. What a wonderful ven you. Yeah, I can't wait. I can't wait. I

can't wait. And it's New York. It's a New York crowd before the Grammar see why they have rules and regulations about cursing. And but it's a nice place. Yes, it's a nice place. It's a nice choice. Let's let me put it this way. There's no crack addicts on the bench in the front. Okay, yes, yes, you should be a great show. It's gonna be good Saturday night. And can't wait. So so the live podcast, we assume is you doing the podcast on stage and then you've

eventually released that podcast, released the podcast. You know, talk to the crowd like it's it's you know, obviously, when you're podcasting alone without a guest, as you like to do, scary you fu you fuck you, uh, you know, it's it's different. But you know, when there's a crowd, you sort of perform out to them. And I asked questions and they ask questions and it's an interactive and then we do our thing and it's you and who else.

It's me and my friend g Moody, whose last name rhymes with duty in case you couldn't figure that out on your own. And you know, we've been friends since we were kids, and you know, it's just it's just fun and talking. It's natural chemistry too. It's almost like you guys have been doing this all these years before there were microphones exactly, and now like, why don't we just recording ourselves. This reminds me of something that we

talked about many episodes ago. I used to stand up in Improven Long Island and a lot of Long Island friends and in the industry and whatever I was friends. I saw it in the nineties, so I had friends that I performed with open for people who are decent comics people and the big comics like Lisa and pinellike James, they would do guest spots, show up, but we weren't friends with them. I was friends with people who are

friends with them. So they all ended up on the sitcoms. Right, So I knew all the people who are ending up on their shows. So when Kevin James and all those buddies, right, this guy Moody run duty, he gets to be buddies with you. I would be the guy that went to school with Moody and he would tell me stories of Michael Rappa. Right, So one more person who knew the right guy. I knew all. I listen a lot of all my friends of Funny, they're all stand up comics.

They're good people. Now one of them got a fucking sitcom deal. I said, look, anybody makes it. I just want to be the neighbor. That's when the guy comes by, get some milk. I don't need you. So this guy Moody, one more guy who knows the right guy exactly, hopefully the right guy. Hopefully he'll probably tell you it's the wrong guy, but you know it's right he's the guy in your videos when like you guys go to hotel

rooms and who's that. Well, the the guy in my videos is a kid who was actually on The Word Home who played my son. His name is Dean Collins, and he looks just he looks more like my son than my actual son. Like he looks people think that he's at my actual side. So we funk around with that sort of chemistry dynamic, and you know, he's a he's a friend of mine. You know, he's grown up, and we still I still break his balls because on

the show, I broke his balls. And even though it's canceled, you know, just because the show was canceled, the party must go on. Well, if he's got a cousin, I probably know them. Yes, I bet, I bet absolutely life turned out. Jay Happ got a question for you, sports guy. Okay, the fox with his name? Who's Jay Happ? The guy to Yankees? Just gott He spells a J period a period happy. Yeah, that's like, what's the guy who's heckling you? Abe,

I don't know, Ja Happ. You don't get to do that? No? No? Yeah, fixed, fixing fix? Thank you want to get that off my chest. Uh, do you want to give a quick reminded of people while you're a hero? I mean you say hero, others say international hero. So are you missed the Worldwide? I'm definitely Mr New York's missed the New York. There was an incident on a plane about five weeks ago, and I did act accordingly. I woke up out of a slumber in first class a guy who had two hands

on the door. It was a seven am flight from Houston to Los Angeles. Uh. The stewardess flight attendants, they get offended when you call him stewardess. They were not there, and they were nowhere to be found. I I say, I woke up literally and said, what the funk are you doing? Uh? Pushed him away. He went to go just to the ore again. I said, what the funk are you doing? Not as much timber in my voice, because I was scared shit. He went to gesture to the door again, and I said, what the funk are

you doing? At that point, the flight attendant slash stewardess UH and and former EMBERA star Baron Davis all rushed to the front. Uh. They put him in the bathroom. UH. And it turns out he I I think that he was on sleep medication because he was no reaction to any of us, Like he wasn't scared. He wasn't he was under the influence of something. Maybe crack. He might. He might have been the same guy, makes a little different.

It could have been the same crack and it could be follow me or when you just said for us two things. When you said last episode, my rant was about two episodes ago about a shitty flight and that someone had a fight with on the plane, And I said, then the stewardess comes off. I know flight atten went out of time for that. I had to keep going with my story. Look, it's not expensive to call you a stewardess. You were a steward of people. You're females.

Where the funking is man like. When we grew up, it was steward or stewardess. Right now it's flight attendant. Great. If you want to call yourself a flight attendant, great. If you want to call yourself a stewardess, great. What about janitors? What else you can't call? You can't call them, you can't call you can't say, you can't say missus anymore either. You gotta say massage therapist. Yeah, there's a

lot of names where you can't say. The one time I got in trouble on live TV, I I referred to Bill Belichick behavior his little stick that he does, you know, as retarded. I can't say that. No, you're not to say learning to say that. I understand. I learned the hardway. But if you if it's certain, like you like it's like we didn't get a full memo. You can't change your brain just because something came out on Twitter and like, I mean, I missed that day,

so shoot me right. We also talked about check does you Now you can't say someone has a disease. You have to say they're living with the disease. Now. Now, look, I had cancer as a child. I wasn't living with cancer as a child. I fucking had cancer as a child. I'm gonna say what I want to say about what I want to say. What if you have a hangnail, I'm living with hangnail right right, I'm living I'm living with a headache. I'm living with a headache. Here, who's

making these or I'm surviving with a headache. You're surviving with a headache, and I'm surviving with a one day at a time. I'm surviving. Forget it. With kids in school, they don't they don't sit Indian style. You can't even say that. They can't say Indians pretzel up heard your legs look like a pretzel sitting down. I didn't know that either. I missed that day too, Michael. I never

even heard of that. I've never even heard took you to school, Welcome to schools, criss cross apple sauce, Chris. That sounds funny, they liked, but I didn't know. Whatever. We we need you to settle a couple of things for us. I want to we have other things talking about what you Let's set a couple of things. First of all, we talk about the phone thing. I want to get to the phone thing. Want to destructing to Michael. Michael ahead, Yeah, because I'm piste off about him. I

didn't even tell him why I'm piste off of him. Okay, okay, okay, but you know where I'm going in CVS yesterday okay. And something. I pick up my drugs and I'm sick. I don't know if you notice. I'm I'm living with a sickness. I'm living with a with a virus. Right now, I'm surviving a virus, yes, and so I'm sort of out of it, and I'm walking and this woman walks right at me, right at me, and then she starts doing the Ikey shuffle. She's like, she's gonna go left,

she's gonna go right. She's trying to ball fake me. Just go right. It's my right or wrong. It's America. Pick a side. Always go right, you fine, or go left, but pick one one, pick one place. I wasn't moving. It wasn't like I was trying to fake her out because I think she's sucking. Earl Campbell. Yeah, I could not walk and she's like left, right, left, left, trying to head fake me. It's America. You pass on the right, you're on a staircase or on the subway. State right, yes,

you're on the sidewalk. State around. If you're not gonna stay to the right, state to the left. Right, But don't slow down. You're driving like you're driving a call. You're on this, Earl Monroe, No, you just that's right. Just walk. Don't look up, and if you look up, look at an angle right. Don't look straight up because you're gonna get knocked out right, I agree. I agree. Now we were on the phone yesterday, did you did you give her a four arm shiver this lady, you're

not going and the words of Gary Shandling. I faked her with the left and I came in with the right. Okay, so yesterday or today burning and I went on the phone. I had a bad connection because I was in the Holland tunnel. I was calling him. He called Sell to Sell. Yeah, I call him up. We're talking for a while, about a minute, half pols on the phone fucking drops. Okay, So I'm just sitting there. I'm like, all right, this motherfucker, he's gonna call me back. I don't know whose phone

this was. It could have been mine, could have been. But I called him and then now I'm just waiting from the calling back. This bastard doesn't call me back. Hold on. So he calls me, and I said to three minutes, five minutes. Calls on. So I said, what happened? He says, I'm terrible reception in the tunnel. The phone doesn't dial out. I'd wait for the phone and dial out. Okay. Now he's already admitted his phone is the problem. So We're talking for another minute and I saw whatever and

I'm going on blah blah blah. Phone goes dead again and I wait another five minutes. I'm like, Okay, this motherfucker better call me back now, because now this is just twice. Right, I'm not calling him back. He doesn't owe me a all back. I mean, don't call. It's his fucking phone. It isn't working right, he's in the tunnel. But whether it regardless of if, if you're in the tunnel, I have to say, you should call when you get

out of the tunnel, all right, didn't you fuck you? No? No, no, no no. At the end, if you're in the tunnel, you fuck you. You call when you get out, and I did. But now this is twice and the phone drops again. This guy never calls back. He's like, he never picked up. I don't want to play the game where you're both calling at the same time and then it's going to voicemail. At what point does he have to call me back? Doesn't he owe me a phone?

If you were not in the tunnel and that wasn't declared and laid on the table, I would say, uh, then it should be like how many times you drop. But but but also you need to start looking at like, uh, the relationship that you're having at this point, because because if you guys can't figure this out and like this this is like this is a this is a problem here, This is a problem you. Mr. Tunnel Driver MS to Golden Mike. Uh, you have to call back because you're

the problem. Like it's like you're in an elevator. You have to call back. We have to assume it was your side of the connection all three times, I mean, could the whole three times? It's my phone is a piece of ship. You should use the Samsung Galaxy. It's not like what you man? Was that? Okay, I got you? I got you? Now? Not a sponsor, alright, Mike, hang out one second. We have some business to take care of here. We're welcoming a new sponsor to our show,

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the least prices. There's no upfront payment. Do you want a Jaguar war In fact, we are going to be making a field trip to Brooklyn to Grand Prix motors, Like, how would you like to hop into a portion nine eleven? I said, I think I'll do that. We're gonna be posing in front of some of their cars and we're getting in the cause, dude, we are going to test drive. Have you gotten that confirmation? Brodie? All right, listen, it's Brooklyn. We'll figure it out, okay. So please say hello to

our friends Ralph and and the crew. You want to give him a call. They love talking on the phone there at seven eight six for eight two seven eight six eight bo Grand pre Motors dot com g R A N D p r i X motors dot com spelled dot com for them. No, I think I'm okay with that. They're the Grand Prix. We are the Grand Pricks. That's us more with Michael Rabbitport here. You wanted to get into something, Brodie, Yeah, how would you handle the situation with this? Get the rant music ready? I'm stolen

music by the way from Larry David. Okay, I'm a big fan of Taco Bell, big fan. I got the app. But is that an ad not a sponsor? Not a sponsor? Not a sponsor? The ingle? Okay, I didn't know they had an app where you could go in and it would say are you here? I would hit yes, and they start making your orders when you get there. At Begs ready to go. They change the app to change the policy. New policy now is you say, are you here?

I go, yep, great. We will start making your order as soon as you check in, which means when I get to the drive through and she goes, can I take your order? I go. I ordered on the app. They started making it. Then you saved me twenty seconds ordering. That's it, right, that's not the problem. So that that's they took away started making it the second press that button, right, don't tell me, and they get the audacity to tell me. It's so that they can ensure my food is fresh.

It's taco, fucking how tresh you're gonna make exactly it's room temperature. I'm eating it exact. Don't care. You're you're the taco. If it's hot, great, If it's it's room tamp great. As long as it's got something to it, you don't can't care. I'll put it on the on the taco bell, right, I'll put on the you really wanted to eat well, and you wanted some like handmade homemade tacos, you wouldn't be a taco. We don't know

what you're getting, right. You could just be McDonald's are perfectly right, Jack in the box, back in the box as tacos, and they're the same thing as taco about no disrespect. The del tacos all the same ship, right. So I tell the woman I'm here mobile order for David all right away. So so I'm second in line. The car in front of me pulls out. I pull up to the spot with the window. I'm sitting there. You know, I didn't turn my engine off yet. I feel like, uh, since they had had my order and

have to wait that long. And I'm there a minute a half and the girl leans over and says, excuse me, yes, would you like any sauce? No, just the saal said that I ordered is fine? Great? Okay? She walks whare she comes back. She says, some could you do me a favor? I said, watch? Yeah, oh good? She could you pull up past the white pole? Uh? I said, what do you mean, you know, over by the garbage pillow park? Yeah? Could you pull up by the garbage pail? I said? She goes. I said, why, well, I'll bring

the food out here. You want to make it easier? You go, well, what's easier than me staying right where I am? And you're handed it to me through the window that someone built. They they built the window so you can hand me the food. I didn't come to the drive through to sit by the garbage pail that's got flies all around it in the heat of the summer. She says. She looks around. She says, they're timing us.

I said what she says, they're timing us. And if you pull out of the hot zone you're in, the weight of the car is setting the sensors off, and if you pull up, it'll look like you're completed. And this way we can make the time window. So you want me to sit by the garbage They want you to cheat the test. And I don't know, so I said, I see why you get wanting me to do that. I see your benefit. What's my benefit for sitting by the garbage. She's I'm bringing it right to your car.

You won't bringing it right to my cough I don't move, I said, Do I get free chips something? Do I get a free meximout? Can I get a supersize uh drink? And I get something? We're not allowed to do that. I go, well, I don't know if I'm allowed to pull off but I'm in a good mood today, So as long as you get my order right, because I customized is not allowed to do that, but you're aunt, You're allowed to cheat the test, right, I customize. I

don't like Pico ta Gaya. That ship is awful. So I ordered my Meximount without Pico to Gayo and some other ship without South Cream. I don't like south Cream. Sorry, I came up. Why because my grandfather's de bushed and put sala cream in it, and it look makes me think old people, and I think Jews shouldn't eat day in general. Well, I don't know about that. Listen, pizza. I'm not saying that we don't, and I'm not saying

that you can't. I'm saying, in general, what I know, particularly about East Coast Jews, from what I know the surveys that I've taken, that it doesn't react well with us. It does not. We are flem based people. I'll get old fleming, I get exactly, I get hocking. I'll listen, I run for the border. Don't think I don't go a lactose no tolerance. Exactly that being said, I said, you know what, I'm in a good mood. It was a Friday afternoon. I'm gonna be nice. I'm gonna pull up.

So I pull up to the garbage pail flies, she comes running out. She does he go, doesn't thank me for pulling up. She just thank you, No, says here you go and runs back in. It's like, oh, you're not. I don't trust these sons of bitches. I pull over. I go through my bag. There's salad cream in my food. There's Pico the guyo in the Meximu. I didn't pull up to the garbage pail to get nothing for free, but then you mess up my order. So guess what I gotta do. I gotta go back around. Yeah, so

I gotta get back on the drive to line. Just hello, welcome to Taco bell I said, David, Oh hi, you messed up my art. Yeah, I said, this time, I want a mexicout nopeko and I'm not waiting by the garbage. I want two of them. Ye yes, sir, I'm so sorry. So I got an extra Mexic melt seven. That was I got from my trouble. I I support what you did. I haven't heard of such a thing. It's not Okay,

I support what you did. You did the right thing, and the fact that you had the patience, diligence and commitment, and the day that he would have been blowing a gasket, he's he's usually a lot worse. This is great. I felt she was sippy fucking ending right here. I thought you did she she gave you a fucking handy. I might have. I might have. I might have taken the food and ate it and then and then and then,

like it would have sit with me. Yeah, but but but but you got the food that you wanted and it's still bothering you, which goes suck nuts you actually all because and you'll read this in my book when it comes out. It is not even dessert. It's not even company. Owes me a gift card and I will be getting that for sure. Do you think I got anything for American Airline for saving two pasts jet ship? Nothing? Nothing, and then you gave them publicity again just now you

should be running a tally, dude, you need something. I mean, there's a reason people fly Jet Blue. That's a piss hole. Though. Now you know in the beginning, jet Blue and had so much like this is the new way, it's sort of like a community airline, community airline, or just like community bathrooms. You go on a Jet Blue flight, it smells like other people were on a Jet Blue flight.

It smells like a pistole. The bathrooms in Jet Blue are disgusting when the flight starts, not from the animal in seventeen d who went in there and destroyed it. You go on a flight, it shouldn't smell like a sanitation shouldn't smell nor when you go on, there's at least have been clean. And I noticed the last time I was on Jet Blue not okay, not okay. And

then that's not the way it started out. It started like an upstart place, like you know, we we take care of her bodies in first class and Jet okay, Well nobody's in first class that we could all smell it. But it answer me this you're on you're on Jet Blue, by the way, I'm not Blue Mint, which smells like ship right to the bathroom. Reminds me a duty, which is your friend movie. So I'm not saying I agree

with disagree. But let's say, ypthetically, you're on a flight with that company you just mentioned, yes, and it's smelling like you just not gonna give you any free flights. You're gonna kiss, I'm not kissing. You're not gonna get nothing. I saved the whole player. I haven't got shipped. I get a thank you. Let's say you're on Jet Blue and you're you're smelling the roma that you smelling spray. By the way, if that guy goes to open the door on that flight, you let him open that door.

Get the funk out, bring a little fresh air. And I'm helping everybody in the chips fall away, fall and once again your hero exactly, and you know it's it is what it is. But I this is God, is my witness that I'm surprised. I don't happen now. But this is a bag that I put together quick. When I go on a plane, I have my little air freshener with me and when I pace my personal space air pressure. And it's not an offensive smell. It's not like brute faberge. It's like a lavender smell. No, it's

a lavender little you know, lavender la fressure. And I spray it when I go in the bathroom. I spray it before. I sprayed afterwards because it's not it's not okay. It's not okay. And it happened from the company that I mentioned. This is why when people think of my report, they think of class and they think of clean cleanliness. Do you have anything you want to rant about? By the way, I mean, this is kind of ranting. We've we've ranted about, you know, certain airlines, Taco bell addictions.

I don't have anything off the top of my head. I mean you could you could? You know? Team me up. I'm I'm like, I'm like circling a rant or frustration at all times. So yeah, I mean, if he throws them at me, you know, I'll throw you this. United air Lines just again, we're talking about planes. We talked abou A couple of weeks ago, my daughter went to Costa Rica on the United air Lines. Nice. United air Lines has a twenty five dollar bag policy unless you're

flying international. Ah, right, because then they figure spending a lot of money on the ticket, they'll they'll take you back, throw your bone. They said, no, no, Costa Rica is not international. You gotta pay twenty five dollars. That's not in the United States. That's what I thought. Apparently quite United Airlines it's not an international flight twenty five dollars, So my wife, that would have been a problem. Would have been a problem. My wife tells me any stories,

say is David, don't you know how you get? Don't you don't call, don'ta bars, this one you let go, this one you let go. I can't let it go. Don't let it go, let it go, don't By the way, I want my back and I want free sold every time I fed, that's right and taking the bucks. Did you tweet these animals? I did? Damn. I want my money back. My daughter wants your money back. Next time. I want an upgrade, the first class, a right coach flight.

He sent me the first class right free dessert. Michael knows. Yes, I'll left you write the foreword in my book. Yes, no problem. What's the name of the book again? Even not even what's it in my book? This book has balls sports rans from the m v P of Talking Trash, and it's coming out in paperback come back in August fot So, yeah, let's talk a little bit about that. While we're on the topic of its just hard copies, the hard h Is there a difference other than the cover?

It's just the cover, it's cheaper. But for those who don't know if and don't have it, and maybe they want to purchase the paper back a little bit, it's a little bit cheaper and you can put in your sock. You see sometimes see people like well read people have a book in their sock. Um, it's a it's just a sports ship talking travaganza. I talked about everything, uh from the UH, the the the greatness of the Williams sisters, how Serena, Serena and v this did all the ass kicking.

But Richard is the real m v P twenty twenty three. Reasons why Lebron James will never be like Mike. I'm sure. I'm sure people in Cleveland love you. They are big in Cleveland, Cleveland shows on this. No, no, I haven't booked you know my love affair with Dr J. I mean there there's all sorts of stuff like meeting Muhammad Ali before he passed away. It's a good it's really proct But there's something in the book that nobody's gonna

think of being in the book. Michael Rappaport note of course for comedy, yes, sports rants hip hop, yes, what your your knowledge hip hop by the day, especially old school off the chart. Yes, fantasy sports. Yes, we'll talk about fantasy football in a minute. But you've got a section in your book, you have a power ranking. Yes you know, dann Well, what's coming the Real Housewives? You're obsessed? What the hell is about love? What love? Talking about? Love?

It on a bashedly And and and if you're judging me, you're missing out, You're missing I'm not judging. I'm not judging people. I'm just saying, how does a guy like you, when we know you're a very complex person and we see all the things that you love, how does this fit in with that? Whatever thing was? Is my wife on Sundays? No, no, no, it's great. It's great. It's flopping around, it's great. Um my wife on Sundays, she would watch The Housewives while I would watch the late

Sunday night game. One Sunday, about four or five years ago, I was done with my day in fantasy. I lost. I went upstairs early. The Sunday game wasn't going my way. I sat down in our bedroom and this is her domain on Sunday night. She's white and instead of arguing and like what is this? And trying to get her to change the channel. I sat there and was like, curiously, what is this? What's going on? And who is that person? Why they act like this? Is this real? Is this real?

I kept saying this real? Is this true? And then I just I got hooked and and I will put up The Real Housewives of New York with any program on television. It's it's it's funnier. Uh, sometimes it's it's compelling, and sometimes it literally me make a shed it to you. You guys are looking at me like, what the funk are you talking about? But those who watch the Real Housewives of all all states? Which is your favorite? New

York is my favorite? But I watch Atlanta, I watched Jersey, I watched Beverly Hills, I watched Potamic, all of them religiously religious, and I love it and and it's it is my only besides sports, it is my only must watch TV. So I mean, listen, I know it's been a couple of years since Caroline left, but I'm I'm friends with Albi and christ Okay, I'm sorry, I'm looking on the Florida strap. Yeah there up, that's all right, No, but like it was one of them if it was

one of them that I got into. It was Jersey because it's local and it's all the people that I know, and you know all those people that's like knowing, like like like part of like the gold I'm actually I'm actually tight with the Wachilles. That's crazy. Hold on a second, maybe Uh we can exchange some phone numbers Richie and Uh and his wife and Kathy. They even on this season because I haven't been keeping the Muhammad al ye Goryah.

I met him all at one time or another, meet them like, I really like, yeah, what what if Teresa walked in right now? I get a little star struck. Really? Oh yeah? All the shows like because you watch them so in depth, and like I said, you could judge all you want, it's your loss. You're the one who's missing out. I love the shows. I'm not judging because you get it. You get it, I get I get I know, I get where you're coming from. I love the show. I got a sex I judged up until

about thirty seconds ago. The passion in your face that you have is like New York Knicks kind of passion. It's and if you love that kind of passion, and we are related now absolutely feel like I have to watch it. It to me, it's sports for women and and and and like that's how like they look at it. It's almost like sports. And to be honest, last night's episode of the Real Housewives of New York, I hadn't been that excited to watch TV since Game four of

the NBA Finals. And that's the god's honest truth. God's describe one of the housewives and one of the shows her rookie season as like equivalent of Michael Jordan's. Yes, Bethany Frankel is she is the Michael Jordan of of of of the house Frank a friend of our show, has sat in this chair and talked into that microphone. She was a good guest, right. She's one of the greatest trash talkers. She's a cringer, though you have to crazinge sometimes when she gets going. She doesn't work around.

And that's why I love the shows, you know how you know she doesn't work around. She spells her name in that way that like you shouldn't wanna take you shit, right. I love a funk. How to spell Bethany? You spell it this way? I love the haply I do love the fact that this is honest and real and that your affinity for them and I'm not playing. If you're faking affinity for the house is I'd be nuts. I'd

be a crazy personally great, that is awesome. I could tell the passion in your guys by the way I was. I was on your I was trolling your Instagram just because I do. That's what I did. But I do remember what troll? Yeah, where did that come from? Troll has meant for people? I guess I think it came from YouTube comments because every YouTube, every video frolling around looking for people and like people trying to incite problems

and things, and it's always from a YouTube. Fucking video that has to do with kitten and looking at his stuff. Isn't trolling, no, right, no, but you feel like the kittens playing something innocent basic a baby in his sink

first bath. All of a sudden, somewhere in the middle of the comment thread, some asshole gets into like, you know, you really shouldn't put the baby and the sink is a bacteria, and and then all of a sudden, ship gets racial, and then people throwing start throwing the memes up with the Michael Jackson eating the popcorn or or the Kermit the frog shipping the tea, like okay, yes, come on, lulously Now you don't know what escalation is. I'll tell you what's great. I'll tell you what's great

for me. And we've talked about a hundred times. You're at Michael Rappaport, right, Yes, you are, no argument. You are the most famous Michael Rappaport on the planet. Right, I would hope. So at least I got that going from myself. Well, I am at David Brodie, and I am not apparently the only famous David Brodie now uh, not getting into politics, but a Christian broadcast network reporter, the man who wrote the new Donald Trump book, The Faith of Donald Trump. His name is David Brodie. He

doesn't have at David Brodie. I do so, sorry, sucker. Yeah, So whenever he goes on a non Fox cable news network, if he goes an MSMC picked up, his followers know. But people want to go after him. They go after me, they like so every once in a while, because his fans aren't like big Twitter usert, you're an older audience, got what his detractors are on Twitter? They are vicious. What kind of Christian are you? You? Piece of ship, fake evangelical, And I go, you're right, I'm not a

good Christian at all. That's funny. That's funny. So if you go down the list of everything he is, we are exact. That's funny. So I was perusing your Instagram all the time, but not for me. I still love I still love the Tom Brady rant. Yes, I want to play a little bit of this. Okay, I'm gonna play it right out, no problem, because because this is how we do things. We're jaketting here on the podcast. But this is Tom Brady with Giselle. Yeah, this is

what he showed his body. Uh, I mean the Tom Brady. The fact that Tom Brady's body is good as mine is inspiring. But also like, it's Tom Brady, So you gotta break his fucking ball, right, Tom Brady, You're a fucking genius. You are a fucking genius. The greatest football player ever just made himself into an everyman because he looks like fucking ship with his shirt off. Look at this. This is term fucking Brady, the greatest quarterback in the world,

the greatest quarterback ever to do it. He's got the face of an angel and the body of a man who just escaped a method on clinic. Look at this fucking look at this ship. He's got like a fucking abdomen score. Would you get your appendix out when you're fifteen, do yourself a favor, get yourself some fifteen pound weights and do some basic exercises. CrossFit. Motherfucker hipster elite might say, Oh, you shouldn't. You shouldn't body shame anybody, even Tom Brady.

Get the funk out of here. I'm a New York Giants fan. I have an opportunity to shoot on Tom Brady. I'm shopping on him, five an opportunity to body shame him. I'm body shaming him. Tom Brady, he's got no muscle mass. It's incredible, so fucking funny to me, as a giant, as a fellow Giants fan, I find that hilarious. I couldn't believe that was the first time I really any professional athlete, let alone the greatest quarterback of all time, and I can't stand him, and I will acknowledge him

as the greatest quarterback of all times. I hit him twice as much. It's inspiring. It is inspiring like you. You're never gonna be like Mike, but you can be like Tom he is. I'll tell you this, I'm not making out with my son. He's at Michael Rappaport by the way on Instagram, and you just just I just scroll through his video. Left. If you came to me and said, David, look, we're gonna give you super Bowl rings, millions of dollars Giselle as your wife, but you gotta

make out with your son, I'm thinking twice. Yeah, he's eccentric. Yeah's something. Now he's eccentric. He's eccentric. So we're gonna go there with fantasy, little fantasy talk. And how long do you have? We have you here, I'm here for you. I got about fifty more minutes. Well we want to get some pictures. If that's okay, let's let's go twelve minutes. We've got three minutes alright. So fantasy football, obviously, you

talk about it a lot, love it. We love it. Uh, Like you have a spot in your league we're in. Do you guys have a league? We have a morning show league. It's uh, I'm in league. I'm in with the fucking Manzo. So he's league time we do well? Do we do like a five league? Were Christian? Oh, it's Snooky's husband. We do it every Yeah, I gotta see how because you can only take in so much here things. They're into live drafts, like you have to be there. Well that's two years. Yes, this is gonna

be a weird year. The schedules, don't how about this. Love drafts are important. We do it in stoys husband's basement. If you have room front of the league. We could talk to Manzos into doing an online draft. Okay, I just have to see even if I could, if I could, he's gonna walk up with your name, with the name and to put the sticker on the fucking board. And they love to do live and then everybody likes to

trash talk and that's what it's all about. Yeah, well they can't really do that online except you have the chat room in there. But it's better in real life. So anyway, we'll talk about that. Okay, that'd be funny getting rapt involved in that. But I love it. I can't wait. I mean, I mean, I mean, I'm in mock draft mode now. Next Monday starts drest mock draw Durest mock mode. Mat next Monday starts to rest mock draft mode, and then the fourteenth we start a water

board Durest mock draft mode. What does that Because when you're in a draft, a live draft, you're getting henckled, you get anything store you want, Levan Bell, Levan Bell. You need to be under duress exactly. So it's drest mock draft and then it's water boarding drest mock dralling to really prepare yourself for anything that could happen. That is some serious shift because they never know because you

think the draft is gonna go one way. Guys are throwing ship at you, your computer breaks, the lights go off, anything could happen. That Hold on a second. Technically, it's advanced interrogation mock draft exactly exactly right, because you can't call it waterboarding advanced interrogation, right. But but while you're advanced interrogating your water boarding, yeah, I just can't call it that. You're living with water boards, Yes, you're living

being water boards. So I'm hyped about it. And now, what do you feel as the trend this year? You think running backs and making a comeback? Well, running backs are definitely the trend. You have to you have to you have to know your guys and get your guys. It's it's less about knowing who you want and more about knowing who you don't want. You don't want to pick people like you have to go like, these are the guys I don't want. These are the guys that

are bad news because you know the obvious. You know the guys who you want. But a lot of times we don't spend time on who we don't want, like you want to know, like I don't want these guys on my team by any means necessary. It's also a quarterback heavy season, so I really you know, every season they say don't go too early on the quarterbacks. This is a season where I think you really don't need

to go to heavy on the quarterback. Now, what do you guys do to the to the one dude in the room that's picking a kicker in the ninth round or some ship or well, no, I don't play with people like that play for blood and guts, like I'm not with amateurs. I'm not defense and not me but tutorial, like I don't sunk around with people like oh, we're gonna learn and it's cute. No, I want to play with people that are How do you deal with people who want to trade you? Fuck off? Go funk yourself.

That's that. I'll give you four sixes for a tech suck it all, take it all, but I'm giving you four'll take your call anymore. Thank you. But they also like the whole thing about the trash talk anybody could talk trash when they win. You beat me, of course

you could talk trash, dude, the real trash talker. And why my book is called this book has bulls sports rans from the m VP of talking trash is because the real true trash talkers can talk trash where they're on their hands and knees would stand in their face. If you could come back from net, if you can figure out a way to turn it around, like you beat me, but somehow I make you feel so bad about yourself you forget that victory. That's a trash talking extraordinaire.

That's somebody that I I aspired to be, and I've reached those heights. I'm gonna be honest and in my brand, I've reached those heights of talking trash. I love it, thank you. I'm a Mets fan we lost twenty four a couple of days ago. Scored We scored four runs in those That's tough. That's tough to come back, you know, I thought. But if you look at it, in the seventh inning, we scored a run, they didn't. We won. That won that inning. You won every other inning. Seventh

inning we own. You'll never forget that scored seven and the seventh nineteen runs. At that point they came in. They went flat in the bottom of the seven. Yeah, you fucking lost that round. We were one inning away from bringing in our shortstop. You did nothing when you sleep, and that that's the round you're thinking about nothing. That fucking donuts. Those Fox them the Fox, dude. We gotta

have him back. I'm done, I'm down. Okay. Once a reminder, because sometimes people just turn in the middle of the podcast. Uh the grammar set theater first and foremost, eight o'clock Saturday night. We're talking August four. Uh, he's got these live. I am Rappaport Live the live podcast right there. You're gonna see him. Go there or maybe you're in Houston. The Warehouse Ballroom is happening on the eighteenth of August

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