#43: Planes, Pools and Pasties

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Brodie and Scary bid it right the first time. Just got that there, brook Little is that it's been away. They both have so much to see. You know their names are brody and scared by the boys began tid Boys, a podcasting against number forty three. It's about the host podcast. Yeah, how you starts forty three? Is all right? You don't believe me on that? No, I think it's funny. It's been so damn lost for a long time. And might we say, as we open up another wonderful edition of

the Booking Boys podcast, congratulations to Cardi being offset. They gave birth to their baby girl culture kr E seppis and that is culture. We're a k brodie knu l t u r E A k U l t u r E k r E k I A r I c e p h u s. Welcome to the World's the last name Cephis like Cephi cephisks KK. Wow, that's close close with a K. Well you don't want three ks. No,

you don't fancy with their names of kids? What happened to Michelle and Michael and Jennifer and John and Anthony and Louis And those are all great names for all Louis, those are all good names. Those are all good names. But Cardi B from the Bronx isn't choosing any of those names. But that's not even her real name. Her name is like Bacchus or something, but a Philius anyway. But the point is, but I mean, is her kid going to be cursed? Now? With a K is here kid gonna be ku r s. A kid's gonna get

uh picked on in the schools. Celebrities can do that because they have money to private schools. Calm lesson culture. You and I wouldn't name our kids culture culture with a K know that, and she's the least cultured, like that's her bit like being like raw, I just got the joke. I don't know. And then chi ARII, that's a nice name. Kari c k I A r I. I guess it's aspirational when poor people name their kids Lexus, you know, like or Mercedes. But why would you name

your kid culture? I'm sorry, it's it's the culture. If it was a boy would be George. Why does somebody do this? Why do they have to do things? Wanted to debate from the norm because it makes sense. I don't want to become on the air bitching like this, But god, is it any worse than naming your kid blue Ivy exactly? And North because the West kids, what do they the North? I can't keep tracking again. But in fairness, her name is Beyonce. So but here's the thing.

If you become famous, your weird name just becomes your name. In other words, Kanye Kanye isn't a common American name. Kanye, No, but he's Kanye. You look at Beyonce. Beyonce is not a name but culture. And it's spelled wrong. When was the last time you thought you heard you we met him? When was the last time you you thought of the name Shaquille O'Neil and thought it was a weird name? Never right? But if you met a kid in school named Shaquille O'Neil, you'd be like, first of all, why

did your parents have to rhyme your name? Because that's already kind of annoying right there, you had to name. Look, if your name is like Steve Leaves, whatever, but you may make up a name like Shaquille to rhyme with O'Neil. You really wanted it to rhyme. But he's famous now she's like, oh, Shaquille O'Neil. Oh, Kyrie Irving, how many Kyries do you know? But no, but that's those to me sound normal. You took a word like culture and you've now put in a can instead of the city.

It's when it's when north didn't didn't northwest? Okay, you're fucked No. You know, well, if you're rich, you're not your mother's Kim Kardashian. Who's gonna even notice you unless they name they had but they had, you know what, they were given the privilege of having, uh, normal names, Kim. But let's be honest, they are but they aren't normal. Yeah, but they were, I know, but now they're Or Chris Martin from cold Play, he's normal. Apple name his kid Apple?

That's that's fucked up. That's fun. Yes, absolutely, that kid's gonna have a complex with Okay when that's Apple, I don't know. I just disagree. I think using regular words as as names. If you or I name our kids Apple, people are like, how's wrong with you? But what the celebrities doing? You're like, oh, that's unique, And then the friends have to lie to them and go, oh what I didn't think? What's a pretty name? What a great name? Then you go home, you go what a stupid name?

Nobody honestly meets Apple and goes a great name, great great name. He named your kid after the fruit banana, Like, what, why is apple any better the name you keep grapefruit? It's not anyway. This textas came in that said, if we don't get another Brooklyn Boys podcast today on if the Brooklyn Boys podcast don't drop today, I'm gonna have to repo a BMW in a dodge. By the way, can I just say the uh that reminds me of the way. He's sort of like street lingo, A little

bit right, an, a little bit angry. Um. We were supposed to record like twenty minutes ago, and you had a conference calls. I went to the men's room out here, which is a community men's room all six radio stations. God, am I gonna write? Am I gonna say the same thing that you saw in the men's room? It wasn't what I saw is what I heard? Oh, what do you want to go first? I think you should go first, because I know I tapped you. You definitely topped. What do you say? I looked into the men's room, I

wrote this, I wrote double pissed toilet. I walked in ural no on the left filled Yeah. The kindergarteners final filled with urine. Fural on the right filled with urine. How hard is It's like a fucking jack pot of urine and and one of the toilets urine in it. So three strikes, okay, I did in the fourth one was clean. But the thing is, I haven't arted it to flush a fucking toilet. I will tell you. I was in there before you, and I flushed the big toilet,

the regular size, the regular the average heightininal. Okay. One of the guys from the talk station went into the non handicap stall and Pete standing up right, yeah, because I was at the stand up urinally he didn't want to use the handicap one, which is lower down. But here's what was going on. You ever been on the phone when you're in the toilet, you're in the public bathroom,

but you're on the pone. You're like, okay, you won't be able to hear your call, right, And sometimes you're you're talking business, You're like, yeah, Bob, sell all the things, sell it right, Okay. I walk in there. I don't know who it was. I know what's station he works at, right, but I don't know which guy because he sounds like two different guys, okay, So it doesn't matter what station, doesn't matter who they are. But he's he's in the handicap stall, the bigger stall, and he must have been

doing his business. So he had the phone on speaker phone okay, which why would you do that because everybody in the bathroom could hear you it all echoes, and he's fighting with his girlfriend and he's she's obviously right, and he's trying to defend himself. So I probably he probably uh propped the phone up onto the side thing whatever he did, or he put it in the hammock, the underwear hammock. Do you ever do that? I don't know,

you drop your phone in the hammock? I hope he wasn't face timing, by the way, right right, you don't want to see that, so you can either, like guys, you know, you can put the phone in the hammock. So he's on speak with her on speaker So this is what I hear. Maybe you know, let mean nothing, buy it And she's like, oh yeah, how are you going to text me in the morning? And after you leave the house, You're gonna leave the house that way, and you have to tell me you were going out.

He's like, baby, listen, I texted you. I tell you it's gonna Oh you texted me. Oh, you texted me long after you left the house. And he's like, so I walk into this and I'm hearing it. I hear him like, right, did you realize somebody entered the bath? So I do the in the bathroom, you start, you start like hitting the fucking uh. I did a courtesy flush to the urinal because it did a P and at when I went in, I thought I flushed the PA. No, I flushed the P and I figured that's gonna give

him like, hey, baby, I can't talk right now. And he's still going on with huh. So then the guy from the AM talk station comes in, goes into the store. Next to him the pe standing up. I figured he's gonna make enough noise, and so I see him in the mirror behind me, because everything faces the mirror. So I turn over my shoulder as I'm ping, I see the guy from the AM station with the gray hair.

He's peing now and he's looking he's looking at the at the divide there and he's just like, either, baby, listen, you gotta yell at me I'll come home, I'll bring I'll bring I'm I'm gonna go to the supermarket. You time whatever you need. I made this money, you didn't know. And she's like, how are you gonna leave me with no food in the house? And you text me bullshit and don't think you think you're going out this weekend? And why can't I go out this weekend? Because you

what that? And and they're arguing. I'm like, dude, take her off speaker phone, like it's bad enough you're yelling, but I'm hearing heart yelling at you in a bathroom and she's ripping you a new one, which is what you're using right now, exactly what's coming out of that. Don't listen. So my advice is, if you're gonna be on the phone in the bathroom, don't talk. And if your girl is ripping you a new one in a

room full of men, turn that off. And what are your hands doing that you can't grab the phone and lower heart or at least bring your headphones in there, take it up with AirPods. That's why I use a Bluetooth piece for you. Okay, the Bluetooth, no, but AirPods something. Oh, so they can drop in the toilet. Yeah, um, I got it. By the way, we've been gone two weeks three, it's been three weeks, but we were off two weeks.

I got a lot of ship to complain about. We should catch up a little bit on what we did on vacation. We really, we really should. People are getting mad at us again. Where the hell's the new episode? Which is a compliment. It's a good thing, you know, Brody. I was going to call you on vacation and be like, what if you and I went to the beach with just a basic recorder with a microphone, and just what if we did with the ocean slamming in the background.

What if we did a podcast from the beach. What if we just take this what if we get we think out of the box and take this thing out of the studio, out of them with Mike, without the microphones and just talking to a microphone on a cell phone, and let's just record a podcast. I'll tell you why asking us before number one. We have a lot of sound effects and jingles and things that that that are part of what we our audience would sooner take us stripped down without any of that than to not have

an episode at all. Second of all, when we're on vacation, no offense to anybody. I appreciate everyone who listens. I'm on vacation, like I want time off. Plus, you and I can't seem to coordinate. When I take a couple of days off, I I record from the car studio. I called Jamie, my co host on Walkers and Talkers, and she'll stay in the studio if she's working, and I'll call in and she'll record it and edit it

whatever and put the music in whatever. But if you and I are both on vacation, which we always are at the same time, then it's it's gonna sound like crap. Plus we have to coordinate our schedules. Yeah, you're at a club. We're hanging out with pit Bull. Yeah great. Yeah, well I wasn't at a club hanging out. Got a chance to see him down the hard rocks. So the tash Mahal in Atlantic City turned into the hard Rock by the way, not my endorsements, so I'm not. Uh

it looks great. It was awesome. Wow, vague a style hotel casino to the strip club. Uh we went to yes, we did. We stopped by that, you know, the story behind the strip scores. Yes, okay, so here's the deal. Oh yeah, no, I have a story about it as well. The taj Mahal originally was owned by a man you might have heard of named Donald J. Trump. Yeah, he built the taj Mahal one of his many casinos that went out of business. Now, he didn't go out of business when he owned it, but it is it did

go out of business eventually. Right, he rolled it's another guy sold another rich dude who sold it. How you don't make money on a casino I have yet to figure out. And Scores was was there? Right? So scores Right? In the Trump casino, he had a strip club a hundred and thirty thousand dollars flying in all directions. So that club had a deal with the building to be there. Correct, So when Hard Rock opened, they were like, we don't we don't need a strip club in the strip clubs like,

we got a contract. If you have a hotel here in a casino, we get to be here. They do, so they get to be there. So if you're wondering why other Hod Rocket hotels and casinos don't have strip clubs, this one's special. Well it is special but let me tell you something. Strip they stripped it of all no pun signage, no no pun intended that all the signage. You if you don't know that Scores is still there

on the second floor. They don't advertise signs. You know, you walk into a lobby, it says right up to the left and council Oak is to the riding. Yeah, there's no sign anywhere. The contract didn't say they how to promote it correct, So you have to know. And it's a huge mammoth hotel and casino and it's gorgeous. What they did with it was brilliant. Wants us to promote it, We will be happy to do that. Do some research, we'll let you We'll let everybody know where

to find. You'll go down and make sure everything's good. Let me tell you something, there's so many pervs out there. They know where the fucking Scores is. Because when I got there, there were no seats to be had. We walked in, we looked around, We're like, yeah, and the girls wear pasties. By the way, it's not it's a kind of yeah. The girls were pasties. There's no and bikinis. Yeah, yeah, not allowed to see any nippleage. That's not a score. It's no score. No, it's no, it's a score. It's

it's scored for some anyway. It's PG. Thirteen anyway. Anyway, it's tastefully done. It's still there, and they have an outdoor area overlooking the boardwalk where the girls are not allowed to give lap dances. They're not allowed. They can sit with you and have drinks, but they have to be fully dressed in their gowns because you can see from the boardwalk and who's on the boardwalk. Families, Damn families. Families can see right up in there. They can write

up in but you know what beautiful. Check out the hard rock and you know not through promoting score. The roller coast is great. It doesn't move, but you can sit in it. What you're telling me, why am I going? What? You want to see it? All? You want full front not me. I'm say if a guy, I don't need full frontal, But if I'm going to a strip club, I want to see full frontal. You know nice. What's the What am I paying? Though? Is there one minimum? Usually if it's all nude, then it's a juice bar

and there's no liquor. Allowed, right, but it's not all nude. It's it's not news for an apple juice, I'm not paying. I'll pay three dollars for apple juice. If I'm not seeing anything. Come on now, that's the last thing I want to see is Brody bargaining with people in a strip club. The what do you mean? I gotta pay thirty dollars to get in and I only get to see a girl with pasties by I already told you that story on the podcast. If you listen to Order,

would you better listen to Order? You heard my story about we have some people who are defying that butt. No, no, no, no, we had one, Okay, so I don't have I didn't. I didn't pull it up. I apologize when one listener who said, oh my god just found the podcast and I have to tell you I love it, but this girl is not listening in Order, and I wrote back

and I said, no, you gotta listen to Order. By the way, if you're listening to the Brooken Boys for the first time right now, you can listen to this episode, but you should go back to zero Episode zero listen Order. You need to bloom Boys yet a new short that you have. If you're listen to order, you've heard it right, I got like six more ready to go. I'm right, we have one today. No, you have the Drake one, the Drake one. Oh, this one here. Yeah. If you're

not listening to order, shame on you. This is for you. You have to shorten this out. Fucking boys. Start end up from zero. Now, your hair start end from zero. Now the whole show's crystal glass start end from zero. Now your hair start end from zero. So it makes us what your hair? People, there is so much crap your want a head. Start us up from zero. It's our rule. You mustet here. Start us up from zero. Let's be clamped. Start us up from zero. Walk then

I forgot you know. And by the way, I have put in a request with my heart radio so that when you listen to a podcast, it plays the next one, not the previous one. They said in a future update that might be an option when you can set in which do you want to go. It hasn't been done yet. Well, I'm glad that you fought for the people. Yeah, for the people. But if you listen on iTunes, which by the way, we have a lot of reviews that are coming in on. All right, let me get we should

really get to that. Um listen on iTunes. It plays the right way. We got a great one for yeah. So as you know, um, you know, I went to Disney. We're talking about my trip and the fight ahead at the airport. No problem, we got plenty of time. I got nothing but time here, brody, Except for you. You're looking at the clock already. What are you doing here? We're only fifteen minutes in. No, no, no, no, I'm good. I'm good. Let's see is about to cut this ship short? No,

I'm not not. Let's see. Okay. So, yeah, so we've reviews for us on iTunes, so five stars we by we still have not made the apple too hundred. I mean, I'm gonna look at the bottom of the barrel of the last ten podcasts on there right now, and I can tell you that we've got to be better than at least one of them, and we're on. We gotta get on that. This is from Jim Kimmy. Al Right,

I went back a little bit. If you don't like to laugh this pot, this probably isn't a podcast for you, but for everyone else, this is truly the best podcast you will find not only will you have a great time with these guys and the occasional guests which you may even learn how to save some money hashtag free dessert. And as for you, Abe, well, you know so you know from Wendy Faye or wend Fay Wendy Faye. Brooklyn

Boys gets me through my our plus commute home every day. Rody, as a fellow tribe member hashtag tribe, you remind me so much of my dad the way you talk, the free dessert, the rants, everything in between so relatable to my family and me. You guys really get me through the worst part of my day. Hold on, there's a couple I really wanted to read here. The worst part of the day are they are? They should? They be working and they're listening to us and maybe the commun

the traffic. This is from k d M sixty four who have the supporting players from Elvis Straight in the Morning Show. I guess it's us supporting players. Uh, take leading roles. This is like a real review. Listen to this. Two supporting players from Elvin Straight in the Morning Show take leading roles in this engaging podcast. You don't have to be a fan of the radio show you Gonna Go, but the behind the scenes vignettes of life behind a

top syndicated morning show are very enjoyable. The boys have a great chemistry as they bicker with one another while discussing the ins and outs of the modern world. It's not unusual to hear from them discuss the use of the Oxford Comma pizza celebrities. Uh in the space of an hour. Truly intelligent and detaining. I'm glad I took a chance on this podcasts. We should steal that from I'm gonna save Tanya for next week because Tanya tweets all the time. Okay, this is on. This is one

we got a convert. I want to say that on the last oh from Luis Cado, if the podcast was human, I would make love to him or harror you guys in my my favorite podcast. Uh so there you go. And then this one is from my last one I'm gonna read is from uh Arina XO x O, r I n a Arena. Okay, So, to be honest, I absolutely hated this podcast. During the one random episode I heard it might have been played during the Big Show, I really can't remember. I decided several months later to

give them another try. I started in order this time because Brody would be mad if I didn't L O L. I am currently on episode three and love it. I am so glad. How are they going to I'm so glad I decided to go back and give them another try. You guys are hilarious and make me laugh out loud at work. I've been having the worst couple of weeks lately, and you have really made it a thousand times better. Thank you so much for the laughs, advice, and tips

you have unknowingly given me. I greatly appreciate you. XO XO. Ps. I was going to jokingly give you two stars us to make you mad enough to talk about it on the podcast, but decided to be nice. So she doesn't even know about ABE seventy. She's gonna find out, and by the way, here's a heads up. That's not gonna work. Don't give us a bad review. So we'll talk about that was at one time ABE seventy seven thing, and

he came around. That's great, but we won. We won her over, so that's I'm glad she gave a second chance. You um you all right, we'll get to email a little a little while. I have a question for you. I saw a guy at the airport, a lot of airport stories. He was blind. Okay, he still is blind, I'm assuming. Yeah, that was my next question. He had he had the walking stick, he had someone like with his arm and arm with him, and he had his

right arm was all tattooed up. And so I'm going to go into the premise that he's been blind his whole life, not that he was blind like us for a week, because because that ruins it. But what I want to know is, if you're blind and you go and get tattoos, who are they four? How do you pick one out? How do you know if they're not spelled wrong or they look like ship? What are you doing getting tattoos if you're blind? Well, like like Stevie Wonder, he braids his hand, he was blind his whole life.

Who was that for? I think it's it's really it's decorative at this point. But then again, how would you How would you know if I want to get a tattoo of hoo of a bowling ball? How would I know what a bowling ball looked like? Yeah? I don't. It's like, I don't what was it a tattoo of do you remember? Uh? One was something that that's tangible that he wasn't. It wasn't a name, No one of them was. It was a picture of like clouds and a field. And another one was if it was a

tattoo of of boobs them before. So he's like, you know what, I want this on my arm. I know what it feels like, so I can know what it looks like. I don't know. But no, it wasn't boobs. It was it was I gotta be honest with you there certain is it a simple figure? It when the guy walked by quickly and I want to stare at him, not that he'd know I was staring at him, by the way. No, it was, you know what It was typical that it was the tattoos that had been there

a while. It was a lot of green blotch. I gotta be honest, like, I didn't look. It wasn't like recently done, beautifully defined. They weren't like top with the line tattoos. And I was in airports, so he was going one direction. I was going to the direction I just saw, you know, arm full of tattoos. I have to notice clouds and trees on one of them, but the rest of his arm from his it was like, how would you know what a cloud looks like? You've

never felt that? That's what I'm saying. What's the purposes? I don't get it because I feel like if it's something that's tangible that he could have felt in his real life before, Oh, I like the way that feels. I want that on my arm. But if it's something like the sun, he doesn't. How is he gonna know what the sun looks like? So why would he want that? I don't know. It depends on what it was. You said it was a green. It wasn't like a picture of his kids. See other people could see what his

kid looks. I'm gonna have to go with inconclusive on this one. I think if you're blind, would you get a tatto? Personally? No, I mean I'm not getting one anyway, But if I was blind, I certainly would like less inclined, and I wouldn't know who to trust unless the tattoo said I'm blind or it said pency like I was selling something like it was. I don't know. I don't know I would get I don't know what I'm like I don't know, like a piercing. I would get something

like it's okay, ladies, you can get naked. I'm blind, like something for something funny. But it wasn't that. It wasn't words. Yeah, alright, so I'm gonna cross it off my list. I don't know what that was for. Uh okay, I gotta tell you I got. I took some ship over the not not in this stall, not with girlfriend, no no, no, over the vacation. I took some I took some ship because I post on Instagram I was down. I was down at the pool. I was always the

Boorgatta what are you gonna sigh for? I'm signing at the people who posted I'm with you add on this this is what this is gonna make me upset? Said, I want you to get upset. I want you to. I wanted even I wanted you to save the upset for this fucking podcast. By the way, one of my rants, I don't know wouldn't get to the rank. It's it's not done, you will. I have a movie ran well. I don't know if we get to today. But my movie rant wasn't even my problem. It was okay, it

was my friend Jeff. By the way, my friend Jeff is the one I told you didn't give me the money for the ticket. He didn't give me that. He got left over to the movie theater and I had a stick off. Oh what do I hit that story? It may not be this episode, so here it comes. By the way, as I'm reading this, a text came in just now said Scary Brodie. Brodie, Scary, I got the Omaha Steaks first package was stolen from in front of my apartment. Investigated and set me a new order

free of Yeah, that's awesome. By the way, if you ordered the new but we talked about this earlier in the podcast. Right, if you order the new deal for th don't tell them you got stolen. Get another one at that price. Come on, nine bucks, that's a steel right there. Please remember to put Brooklyn in the little search one. Don't get to we could we yeah, we we gotta get credit now. So I was on vacation. I was at boor got on one of the several places I visited. I'm ready to yell about the jingle,

but now I'm not a client yet. I'm trying to get them. Uh. And I was in the pool and there was this guy walking around and I swear to guy, you go to my Instagram at Scary Jones, you could see it. It's a guy who looks like Anthony Bordin. By the way, he doesn't look like the late Anthony Borden.

He fucking looked exactly like him. Now, the picture doesn't the picture doesn't do it justice, but you have to take my word for it that in person, this guy was a spinning image so much that this guy with sunglasses on walking around the fucking pool got stopped four times before he took my picture and said, this is like the fifth time today. I'm gott being stopped to take pictures. This is great that people the guy look like Anthony, but people didn't come up to him like

thinking he was Anthony Bordin. Right, and by the way, in case, in case a few of you don't know, Anthony Bordin is a chef, was a chef and a host of a couple of shows on CNN. Tragically took his own life like a few weeks ago. So anyway, so he's recently deceased, Yes, and he and and so this guy looked with sunglasses on, spitting image of him. I swear to God, and I wouldn't have stopped the guy. I'm like. I was telling my buddy Dave, who we took the picture with him, like, Dude, we gotta get

a picture with this guy. How great it looks? Gotta be awesome? So I wrote on my Instagram and you could see it there. I mean, he kind of looks like Bill Clinton in the picture the guy, but whatever, I wrote, when you look exactly like the late Anthony Bourdaine and pose for instagram able picks in the Borgatta pool all afternoon, hashtag bar gotta hashtag a c whatever. So do you have to read the hashtags right there?

I mean important can't read. Yeah, but I'm not gonna Plaine general because it's not a sponsored but you're trying. I may have to come up with as scary as trying for a sponsor Jagle go for it all right, But but I will say when I wrote that it was innocent, then all the fucking people come through. By the way, if you're one of these people, we're not. We're not, and you long term, but think it's Some people wrote too too soon, hashtag too soon okay, the

too soon police, the too soon police, came out. Okay, what's too soon? The fact that I'm pointing out that there's this guy looked like Anthony Bordin too soon. He should have waited in Antle the year before he looked like Anthony. That's the point of out. Don't look like Anthony Bordain right now, whatever you do? Okay, So and then it's here's somebody else. I guess it's funny to post a pic of a recently past icon just to

get likes. Lame, really lame. Okay, you didn't. First of all, well, angry dom is angry, dold angry, do t hold on? I will say people in radio do have a tendency and my friends, people not in radio, people Instagram, have on social media to post. Hold on, if you have a picture with a dead celebrity, that you change your profile picture to that dead celebrity when you actually have a picture of that dead celebrity. Right, we do that,

but this person but not like for likes. I do it like wow, I got a chance to meet him. It was great. But everybody does it. Who has a picture of dead celebt and everybody, But this wasn't Anthony Bourdine, and you weren't like, look, I made a joke. I didn't make a joke. What I said was so people

understand this. I made it as a joke that it would have been inappropriate, Okay, I said, had you posted it and said, hanging around with Anthony Bourdine, like making a funny joke about the fact that which is a tragic thing, that's insensitive. Now, I don't know if it's three years from now or you know, it's not too soon. I don't know who the too soon police. I don't know how long they feel. It's not you know it's too soon. It's not too soon. There's no such thing

as too soon. It for you, it's too soon. That don't laugh. Okay, I'm hold on. I'm going on to too soon. Ran I put up a joke about somebody had somebody old had passed away, like a two years ago on on on Twitter. I made a It wasn't offensive. It was like a like a tip of the cap joke in reference to a movie they were in as something like that. And someone wrote, too soon, it's so offensive, And I said to who right, that guy's family is

not following me on tour. They're not seeing it, not seeing it so that guy's right, whatever, So you worry about you, don't worry about other people on social media. It's too soon. It's defensive. Defensive. I wrote, there's no book that you can buy that says if somebody, if somebody falls downstairs, wait fifteen minutes to joke. If somebody dies tragically in a plane crash, wait three weeks. There's

no You're too soon is not my too soon. But but this person and his name is angry down twenty two. I want where he gets his name from. That being said, there's no time frame for taking a picture with a guy who looks like Anthony Budane. He could have looked like anybody. But by the way he said to the he I guess it's funny to post a pick of a recently past icon just to get likes. Lame, really lame. So I'm like, first of all, anyone, he's not the icon, right,

He's not him, He's the guy at a pool. And secondly, this guy who wrote, you know, just to get likes, anybody who posts anything on Instagram is doing it to get likes, So fuck you. You don't understand the difference between a tasteless joke. Because he said it was a tasteless joke, and someone nearly pointing out a resemblance to someone, regardless of that person is dead or alive, really lame. So I rove back to that person, and then people

defended me. And then this person writes, Sammy the Bull nine writes, he killed himself and you joke about his look alike. Insensitive? Wro the look alike? What does a guy killing himself have anything to do with a man who was being stopped all afternoon to post for fucking pictures because he bears a resemblance to him? Also, how does me pointing out that that? How many does me point that out qualify as a joke. It's not a joke, it's an observation. Again, he look up the meaning of

the word joke. It's insensitive to throw words around when you don't know the definition of that, right, Sammy, Again, if you had said something like I choked when I saw how much this guy looked like Anthony Bourdane, that's offensive. That would be offensive, right, So then then this other I don't know. Okay, I'm gonna stop right there. My

head's gonna explode. The point is this, These people need to get if you had said this, Scott, if you had said, this guy was so stressed from people telling me, look like Anthony Bourdane, he was at the end of his rope, that would be offensive. That would be offensive. You shouldn't say that, But you didn't. I didn't say those things, none of If you said, look at this guy's package, he's hung, that's offensive. Is now you're making

a joke. By the way, I'm not making jokes. I'm saying these are examples of things you could have said that would have been considered wrecked. But you didn't. I did not say any of those. So fuck you too sooners, Yes, all of you, every last one of you. Enough with the too soon. I gotta be We talked about this what two episodes ago. If everything is offensive, then nothing's offensive, right, I think I talked about that, if everything is too

so and everything we're in there. If I would have written I thought I saw Anthony Bordine, couldn't couldn't catch my breath. But I didn't say, they say that. I didn't say that ship right, get off my fucking ass. But this is why I'm so sick of people on social media trolling my ship. Now, if you use the wrong your absolutely trolling my ship on Instagram. I don't mean to be I'm not an angry person, you know.

I'm a fun loving guy, and speaking of I get so angry when people are I'm sorry, you're a fucking snowflake. Snowflakes that the way that has no political I'm not trying to say that in any political way. But you are a fucking snowflake. Snowflake in life, you are a life snowflake. Hit the hell over it. Hit is the problem with the two soon movement, right, these two sooners. If if every I said this before, you guys know, you know it's coming. If everything is offensive, then nothing's

offense of. And that's why you've got half the country. When people are offensive, they're not bothered by it because you desensitive. You're desensitized to the because like everybody, because when somebody actually is offensive, everyone's like, it's just one more thing is saying is offensive. So whatever, okay, stop being offended. Anyway. I had a great vacation otherwise, but that was a stressful moment for me. That was a

stressful moment. Well, I had a great vacation. I went to Disney, as you know, but here's a couple of things I want to point out. I love Disney, love it. No, no problems with Disney. Um. We flew Jet Blue, my favorite airline. They give you the free snacks. I'm gonna get to the fight later. By the way, if you're sitting in the back of the plane, you ain't getting no blue Terrot chips. That's my problem. Hold on, it's partly the problem. I didn't even know it, but I

knew it. No, no, no, I've gotten fucked before, smelling the bathroom from the seat that I'm saying, and I can't even recline. By the way, no more territ We were in rowing team coming back and they ran out of the good stuff by row sixteen, she said, Hold on a second. The the flight attendant. She went in the back. I got another, loaded up again and came back. That's not my problem. Love Jet Blue, fantastic. The terror chips. What are the best terret chips? The orange ones? Okay,

and I like the blue. No, that's my problem. What you do is the sweepteata fries sweepteaded chips. Those are the good ones. Those are the ones you go. That's that's what terrot Chips made their name. They made their name on the orange ones, the blue ones, their ship, the ship. Hey, I like, no, no, no, I want a bag orange. I know jet blues, but they're multi colored. Do they come in just one color? They're blue and they're orange. They sweep potato fries and they're blue. I

understand in one bag. No, it's not the rainbow bag. I hate the rainbow that I'm talking about. The silver woman. All No, Then you get like radishes, what are those other ones that like it's like green, the root vegetables vexetable one stock root vegetables. You specific by the way, I know sweet potatoes are root. I get it. So you wait, So you're saying that they now have terrort chip bags that have just blue and orange, which, by

the way is a met fan I'm good with. But you eat the orange ones for me, and I'm like, oh, orange so good swepotato and the blue ones are like it's novel. They're blue, but they're not as good. So I ended up like I had to ask the three bags. Their jet blue is great, they give you more bags. So I had three bags right, picked all the orange out. Now you would think that an airline would know it's customers by now, and that every flight they have the

same issues. So wouldn't you overstock on one type and then do less of the other. No, they're both in the bag. Then you said they ran out of ship. No, no, she ran in a little her little basket and she went and back and got more. Okay, so what's the back up the podcast and what's the problem. The problem is, I'm just saying, fuck you, terrort chips. I want just sweetpotato chips on my flight. But you can't have it

that way. You can't talking absolutes like that. Because I want the blue ones, then they should have orange bags, or you should sit next to me and we can share the chips. Just because you love orange, it means the person next you can't have a blue Nobody likes the blue chips. I love the blue one. Weird. Yeah, listen tweet us hashtag blue chips, hashtag orange and we're not sucking stocks hashtag blue chips. Okay, his hashtag orange chips.

Blue chips are now. Now. You don't like families, you don't like going to family places, Okay, when you go to amusement parks, I didn't. You've been to amusement parks. I went to I went to Disney with my girlfriend several years ago, and that was the first and last time. What do families do? What do big families do? They go they wear the same color T shirt, they wear matching shirts. Right, they do the uh Bob's fifty a birthday party, and they all wear Bob's Grandpa Bob's shirts,

light up stuff, signs and everything, Cynthia's kin singara. They all got the same shirts. Correct, They're all wearing horrifically bright neon shirts. They can find each other. There's a new trend. I'm going out in a limbia because I go to Disney. I've gone to Disney three or the less four years. I know it's a new thing, at least that I've noticed. Okay, you're not fooling anybody. If everybody does the same joke. Right, It's like when they

tell you this is one of a kind dress. Then you show up to a party, right, and three other women have the same dress you got lied to. Right, here's the new joke. One guy, you'll see him. You'll see one guy and the shirt this and it's not like one pattern there's fifty different patterns with the same joke. They all say this, I don't do matching shirts. Right now, if you buy yourself, I get it, you're grumpy. You don't do matching shirts. I get it, right, but you

have four. But when your whole family does it, it's ironic, right because we didn't we don't do matching shirts. We're all doing matching shirts. When three out of five families doing the same joke take shirt off, it's not funny. If everybody in the park is wearing I don't do matching shirt. Yeah, and your whole families matching shirts, it's only ironic for like fifteen minutes. She say't get a new joke, get a new joke, because I saw you.

I saw you in Tomorrowland. Now I see in fantasy Land, and I got the same And then you're online for Space Mountain and then you see the thing one thing to thing three shirts, right like my kids. If this was your idea, if you had like on and on letters, or you took a magic maker and your whole family wrote, we don't do matching shirts, and you were the first

fantastic great. But when almost every family in the park is wearing a different design, like you sat on a website, like, how great would it be if we were the only ones wearing I don't do matching shirts. But here's the ironic part. We'll we'll get him. That would be the funny part. Only brod he can take the happiest place on Earth and make it the crappiest place on her right. Seriously, did you get I'll tell you where I got a little upset. My wife had a punched me in the arm. Epcot. No, no, uh,

I'll tell you my problem with Epcot. Old schoolers on the US. You know Epcot. You go around the world, you go to this country, eleven countries, protest by the like eleven countries and only one great place to eat. I think it's like one restaurant. Not true. Canada's got a very expensive steakhounse lit too expensive. Italy's got a great restaurant. Rants Mexico has got a good restaurant. It's good.

Um okay. So in Disney, there's uh the Norway forever from the Epcot from nineteen I want to say eighty two, when epcut opened to two thousand six, you went on the Norway ride. It was like a Viking ship with like a big thing in the front, like a Viking boat had like an ornament. Right, And you did this ride and you learned about the boating industry of Norway and fishing in Norway. It was like a lesson in Norway, which what epcut is, you're going to learn about the countries.

And I have I have family from Norway. It's like, oh, how interesting is this? You learn about Norway and you've learned about the shipping industry, and and you've got a little waterfall in Norway. Right, And nobody waited on line for this. Even though an EPCOT in the World Showcase, not a lot of rides. Mexico has a boat ride, Norway has this little this this former boat ride, and

that's basically it. I think there's one other ride they don't have, correct me, But there's not a lot of rides in that In that part, it's mostly about food and culture and learning about the countries. Well, Frozen, the movie came out and blew up became a huge hit, massive hit, right, guess they didn't have a place to put it, so they made the old Norway Viking ride into Frozen. Because Frozen took place I guess in Cold Norway and right in Norway, they're trying to retro fit it.

So they change the ride. Now it's a great ride. Now it's fun. It's ride. It's the same. They made the boats, they're not the Viking boats, but the ride is the same. You go backwards, you go forwards. It's the same ride. I think I know which one you're talking about. It's in Norway. But the old wood coming to fluid and coming in the boats into Norway, that's all gone. Now it's let it go, let it go. It's all frozen. And of course, okay that that they've

updated it. They updated it very successful. But now my kids are all like kind of on the frozen ride, like I wish it was the Norway ride. It was fifteen minutes and wait, like an hour and forty minutes. So it's the same ride, but some different people. Oh no, you got singing, you got got the They put lipstick on a pig. No, they put a lot of lipstick.

They did a nice job. It's just it's the same boat ride, except now instead of the guy going get you and the boat going backwards, it's it's one of the sisters from frozen, let it go and the boat goes back. It's it's cool, but it's a much longer ride. It's it's the same ride. Okay, all right, well it's a fresh gir It's it's fun, but it's a much longer ride. I did have the one problem when my wife had to punch me in the arm. Until we talked about on the Elvis Red Morning Show. It was

just part of it was just at Disney. At Disney, oh my god, you guys had there was violence. There wasn't front of the kids. My wife is married to me. She knows me, she knows my stick. God bless, godless, how does she put up your ship? Okay? So we go to one of the food places, it doesn't matter which one at the Magic Kingdom, and uh, we bought some food and we were going to share a soda. So I said, it wasn't a contemporary No, it was

in the park Magic California. Don't you listen. Don't act like you know places like I know the place at the time the Dumbo rode. Okay, they moved. They moved the Dumbo ride by the way. Okay, So I say to the woman, what do I order don't me what I ordered right now. If I'm gonna had a die coke no ice, what am I gonna wear? What size? Large? So I say, give me a large die coke noise? Right? She says, we only have medium we have we have

small and medium. So I said, out of large cups? No, So I said, you don't have large is no, the biggest one we have is mediums So that's the large. No, it's just medium. I said, you can't have a medium. You can't have a middle child without an older child and a younger child. You can't have a medium. It's ill give me a large. We don't have a large. So my wife hits me, She's like, don't do the large medium thing with this. I said, well, listen, I'll

have the medium. But just no, that's the large. No starts the medium. Was trying to get so mad. I'm like, I tell you, it's age. That's a large. If there's two, it can only be small and large. We know this right now. But but but but brody, why can't you bite your tongue. You're on vacation, man, why if you want your kids? You're having a good time. Okay, you just saw the frozen. I had a good time, had a good time. I had a good time. Here's my problem,

my other problem. If you're gonna tell me, well, it's the same price for the drinks all over the park, so they want you to know that it's the medium size that you would get somewhere else. That's fine, Then sell small and large. Why can't I buy a large? Why don't you want my money? But the price is the same, it's a medium. Whatever they're calling it. What I'm saying, call the fucking Venti and the Trinka and the fucking in Santa Mary. Not to me, that's gibberish.

So it's the same thing saying. What I'm saying is sell the large. Also, don't go don't say we don't have largest here. Why not sell me largest? Charge me nine dollars. The medium wasn't enough, that's my that's a medium. Was the size of a medium. It was the size of their medium. But it can't be a medium. It can't be. You can't have a medium. Not even if they called it large, it still wouldn't have been enough. You still wouldn't need So what's the point. I was

doubly upset. I was upset that I wasn't big enough, and I was upset that they called it a medium. Well, foregoing the ladder and just be worried about the fact that you have to pay twice because you have you not listened to this podcast. I worry about everything. Wait, like I please, I'm not even a tenth done. Hold on, Disney crossed that out Disney medium, christ hold on, I go without Oh oh wait a minute, the fight. I'll

get to the fight in a minute. Oh okay, can I want to play something because I'm mad at you. I'm mad at you, but I don't want something for you, you fucker. So so I'm gonna go first because you referenced this already at the beginning of the show. Okay, Shaggy and and Staying said brody and scary, and you went screwing broody. And then the song I wrote because I wrote it says brodian and scary, and you said

scary and brody. And if you look at them, by the way, if you look at the dashboard or wherever you are on your phone, it's a scary brody. Yes, you did that right. So everything that you put your hands on, you write, and everything right, it's not my problem. My problem is that you and I have both bothered and we both argue over whose name goes first. Except today you funk on the show Big Difference Today? What the big the big show on the Elvis Ran Morning Show.

Play that yellow clip right then and has no label on it the top right. Play that this is Elvis. Hold on, Elvis is talking about you and Froggy are hosting an event in Las Vegas that you can you can pay. What's the event? That the daytime stage at the I Heart Radio Music Festival. I might as well plug it while I'm here. I'm not getting paid for it, but it's it's the daytime stage of the Heart Radio Music Festival. The Elvis Duran Show V I P. Sweet

hosted by Scary and Frogg. I want you to play this clip and you can hear me yell in the background at the end. Play the clip. If you scroll down, you can actually buy your way into the Elvis Duran Morning Show Sweet hosted by Scary and Froggy, or Froggy and Scary we were together, We're friends. It's gonna be because it's gonna be air conditioned. Was that you're saying in the back that I didn't hear that. Yeah, let's do it again. Brodie screaming, Hey and the guy. I'll

tell you why I'm screaming again. If you scroll down, you can actually buy your way into the Elvis Duran Morning Show Sweet hosted by Scary and Froggy or Froggy and Scary. We're together, we're friends. It's gonna be because it's gonna be air conditioned. Hey, oh, we're together. We're friends. It doesn't matter whose name comes first. Fuck you, Brody and Scary. What the hell is that about? You don't even realize it. You realize it just now. Oh, it's

all good. We're friends. You were sick of me ten years before. You haven't met because because I started this podcast. If go back to uh, go back to episode zero, you will hear me inviting Brody and trying to coax him into becoming part of my made it very clear, let's go into businesses. I'm joining your podcast. I was gonna do a podcast with you, right, but I invited you in, So it's me followed by you because I

was in at first. They created the do you think Selino went to Barnes and said, Selino, I want to do a law firm with me. I could think Deetson Watson. You think deets went to Watson and said, Watson, I gotta I got a chicken company. I want you to be Deetson Watson. No, Watson's fucking pissed. Watson wants Watson and deeds Watson. I created this podcast, and I said, will you do this podcast with me? Harley Harley David. So it's scary with Brodie sc scary. The point is

not the point of our pod. To play that clip again, thought listen to If you scroll down, you can actually buy your way into the Elvis Duran Morning Show Sweet hosted by Scary and Froggy or Froggy and Scary. It's good, we're together, we're friends. It's good you cut off by yell at the end, we're friends. If you scroll down, you can actually buy your way into the Elvis During hosted by Scary and Froggy or Froggy and Scary. It's good,

we're together, we're friends. It's gonna be because it's gonna be. Yeah, you don't even because because you're like, oh, we're friends, we are friends, so so what aren't what we aren't? No, we're friends, but not not in a friendly way. We could send on the Shog and I were given equal billing for that, So you're saying we don't have equal building for this podcast. We're the Brooklyn Boys. We're not scary in the Boys. That's true. It's not scary Freaky

Valley in the four season's scary featuring Brody. We're not Huey Lewis and the News. We're not Hoodie and the Blowfish. I know it's not. I know it's different scary featuring Broody. That's right. Featuring on this album? What is the difference with that stuff? By the way, when when they have a track with well, that's featuring and usually it's a record label thing because let's let's say it's uh, Marshmallow

featuring Marie and friends. Usually I don't know if it's the case there the records released on Marshmallows album, right, because it's when I'm looking at this, I like it. Cardi B featuring Bad Bunny and Jay Balvine, right, Usually Jay Bunny and Jay Balvine Bad Bunny right are on a different record. Like the Cardi B is like, hey, I want them on my record label. So then one record labels to get permission for other ones to use

the record label. Like, all right, well, we're not giving you a top building because we're not you're not bart a family, So we're gonna put this featuring. Why can't it be Cardi B and Bad Bunny. Well, if they're on the same label, it might be a duet, but it's not. I don't know if they're on the same label. And by the way, don't tweet me. I don't care. My point is usually the cases they're they're guesting on the record label, okay, featuring, plus Cardi B doesn't want

to share with those guys. They're just like going, oh, that's like, that's like SNL when set that live in the beginning, there's a reason featuring, there's a reason they know.

They do their credits, and then they always do alphabetical names starring person featuring Mike Trones you never heard of him featuring Clark right now that they start from it, they go from A to Z and then they go and you know, right, and then they continue then they go back from A to Z. Featured featured feature players or people who uh like, we want you, but we want you to warm up to the crowd. We want to see if you can write your own sketches. So

they're not really not permanent. They're kind of on probation. They're like the farm system. They're like their minor leaguers that they'll be in a sketch as the waiter in the background. They'll get on the you know that sketch like after the last performance? Is that one shitty sketch? They call it the ten to one because it's like, um, what's your name, uh Villis senor Maria Villis, yeah, Villanova, Yeah, right. She she's a feature player. She's not in every script.

She's not in every she's not one of the big time players. But a lot of them end up being big time players. But that's featuring featuring Okay, well scary featuring Brodie. All right, what what were you? What were you pissed up? I'm upset because yesterday we were leaving the parking garage. I know what you're talking. We were in the parking garage and Brodie and I park in the same garage as this texture would tell you, because

they were gonna impound our cars. They're gonna repo the BMW in the dodge for some reason, my car was on the ramp from the lower level. When I got there, it was on you were you were in back of me, kind of well, you were kind of off to the side. It was like a t it was a right right. I was coming up the ramp. So we were at the top of the ramp Perpendict. Brody's like, hey, roll down your window, roll down your window. So I was

out of the car. I was getting in my car, and you were talking to somebody ready to leave, and I said, oh, hold on, scary, I I got something for you. Yeah, just get in your car and then you throw it into drive and you peel out. And I went right across the front of your car and up the hill and out and so and so. When we get out of the garage, you have to go two blocks, make a right and a right, and it's a red light. And the red light and I was cooled up. I was creeping up in the along side

of you. And when this fucking light turns, crean, I'm a gun it and go ahead of it and your little German sports and then you peeled out. I saw you creeping. I saw your damn por TMS was rolling without I saw you were getting ready. I could hear your engine, reven You're too nervous, you too jittery, gave it away. So when the light changed, you were like, I hit that HEMI hard boom. You weren't passing me, You weren't getting by deliberate. That was a dick move.

It was a dick move. Why do you have to do it was a double dick move. Why I couldn't let you get ahead of me after I burned out in front of you? Why did you try and burn out in front of me? To begin with? Why did you buy a fear in car by American? It's not right. I was first. By the way, if you want to buy a BMW now you had to be brody and scary on the road to damn right. I gotta be

brod and scary somewhere. God, you've a complex. No I don't, but I'm listen you tweet us and tell us if I have a right to be upset about the Scott, the froggy and scary thing. Oh what finds? It's God, it's cool, it's fine, it's fine, It's all good. And by the way, in the in the Instagram picture, it's froggy on the left and scary on the right. It's froggy and scary in the picture. I'm gonna mirror image that ship like I did everything else. Yeah, he brody

and scaried you so uh so? Yeah, so vacation where else? I went to Asbury Asbury Park. That was fun. Yeah, that was great, Jersey. Let me tell you they're back. You know, I saw the fourth of July. I works there. Uh and what else did I do? I don't even know who cares. Let's talk about the present, right, do you want to hear about how you knowines go go go for something? No, this is a good one. Okay,

this one's a little pet peeve of mine. Uh did I tell you about last week last episode about New Jennis. We're in the commercial it says laboratory tested. We talked about that, right, yes, right, go laboratory tested. That means ship. It doesn't mean laboratory approved, doesn't mean anything. It could prove to kill you, but I'm not saying that it does kill you. I'm saying for all we know, we don't know. But they slip it in there. I heard

a new one, this one. I gotta get the sound I got I gotta get the audio, but it's it was on satellite radio on a commercial that we don't play on the radio. I was in I was in the car and I heard it and I didn't have a chance to back up and get the audio. But I do have the audio of something else. I have two things. I want to play this one here. It was a commercial for a company called Resort Release. Now it was a company, so it was a voiceover guy

doing a commercial for Resort Release. What they do is if you buy time share right and you get stuck with like a thirty year time share, uh, and that you want to get out of it. This company specializes in and getting get the hell out. This is what the guy says, Resort Release. They say their customers have given them five star reviews. Now, if you hear it quickly, it's like, wow, their customers given five star reviews. That's not what he said. What he said was they say

their customers give them five star reviews. Who's day. Well, the company that's like me saying every woman I've slept? What says I'm the best ever? Or uh, you know that restaurant I go to they say they've got the best steak in town. We don't know if they do. They do they're trying to do in the commercial is distance themselves from it and not like claim they don't want to direct. This voiceover guy is saying they it says they say their customers give them five star reviews. Okay,

because what if they're lying. What if their customers giving two star reviews, but they say their customers given five star reviews, so they don't actually give five star reviews. Otherwise he would have said all their customers given five star reviews, like our customers, our listeners give us five star reviews. I think I think this guy is trying to distance himself. Maybe he's part of the radio station.

He's the voice over guy for the commercial. He's trying to make it like, hey, let me tell you about this great company. Hey let me tell you about auto auto dealerships. He's a paid guy. He's there, he's the voice over guy. But they're trying to trick you. They

are like the least people. I tell you, man, with these leases, I start another one, no money down, no lease, if only to forty nine a month, and then you look at four thousand dollars down and you're actually paying like four hundred a month what I'm paying By the time you walked out of there, it's eight hundred dollars a month. That's you want to deceptive You talked mean when it's no money down on the lease and I

and don't get me started on sales. Oh uh, fifth up, it's the end up that's gonna suck you, because it's what these commercials sometimes. Not only do they go really fast, resort release fuck you a lot of times, the resort release well fuck you angry do two from my Instagram. He sounds like he can kick our asses. He's angry,

he's angry dom I'm talking so so yeah. So do you ever notice now not only do they do the gibberish like no legal jargon, but they do it at the beginning of the commercial before they even have the advertisement. So it goes by fast before you even know what the advertisement is. So you think your brain thinks it's part of the last commercial that you've heard. They go

now through a memorial days you slow it down. It's like nothing we're about to say is troupe, right, or there's there's one now don't know what I don't know what they're saying, but if you've heard this commercial and you know what they're saying, let me know. The goes this is this is seen fourteen twelve. It's like it's like bingo, It's like and then it's like for exercise equipment or some kind of health aid. I don't know, but he does this whole spiel about P seven, p.

Nineteen and I don't know what it's talking about. Well, I don't know. If you also notice by the way, they these guys, some of them, they use their own dealership guys, and they sound so sleazy, like really okay, And I gotta tell you, I don't want to insult anybody who sponsors our radio show, right, it's not our radio show. By the way, this is stuff I've heard on It's not competitive. I'm saying it's not anybody because we don't do this. But if you have your own company, okay,

don't voice your own commercials. Well that was the next thing I was gonna talk about. I was gonna show you the cable commercials on TV where the rich owner of the dealership's daughter is like, I want to be I wanted to be a singer and I never got to be a singer. So I'm gonna throw you a bone by you could be on my commercial. You could sing off key uh and make up your own jingle and be yeah the dealership, who the fund is? That

it's something. But she's like the dealership, the owner of the dealership scraped up enough money, and that it's not just that one. Oh, it's the old guy. I'm not doing it. They don't want to get them credit. That the old guy, the owner of the dealership must have been his daughter, his grand his father. And then she's like, oh my god, I get to be on TV now, and then the scene I get to write a hit song and it's get there's there's the toothbrush guy. He

invented the toothbrush. Oh, there's one. I don't even know what her name is. And you if you've heard the commercial. I think it's for the brass sizes. I think it's it's either it's either away. There's one like I I invented suitcases and his company is called a Way, and she's the inventor. She's annoying. But then this other one. I think it's for bras half sized brock cups. He's like, Hi, I'm Heidi zach I don't know if she's saying zap zack zip. I don't know what she's saying HARDI zapi Heidi.

Something she's annoying. Hire someone to do your commercials. You have an annoying voice, You do another one. I can't. I can't say. I can't say because she advertised. I don't. I don't care who you name you. I just I don't. Don't do your own commercials. Is that moving cars off the lot any faster? I don't know. Uh So I have there's two things I have to do. I have to do unused jokes, let's do it right now. And I have let's not talk about and I have to have to do the fight at the airport. I gotta

talk about news jokes. There must be busting at the seams. Some of these are little, little crusty. We didn't do them the last episode. All right, uh oh, this one was this week. You were talking about how you don't exercise, and I and I and I you said you were going to go off for an exercise equipment, but you didn't. I said, yeah, you would go out for a shake weight. You went off a shake shock instead. We didn't get to that one. Elvis said, Elvis our our host of

Elvistrandom Morning Shop. He said, uh, he had a dream about a donkey. What she did? He had a dream out a donkey? And I said, well, what else is new? You had to dream about an ass h These are jokes that were pitched on the morning show. I wrote as one liners for people on the show whatever, so we do them here. Uh, let's see. Oh, caller called off and she works in a consignment shop, right, she hates her job at the consignment shop. So I said, what's the name of the place? Bad will Hio. That

didn't work. So I tried how about no Salvation Army? That didn't work. I didn't get there, and I said how about salvation isis didn't works? Over three on that joke you couldn't get Uh. Greg T accidentally Gregg T on our show. You probably know him, Greg T. He accident he knocked over a toilet that was here is from a client as a gift to Elvis. The the fell off the hand truck and broke into a million pieces, and so people were saying it wouldn't have broken from

that height if something was wrong. So a plumber called up and he said I saw the video most likely to plumber the toilet had some cracks in it, and then when it fell, it was already weakened and that's why it broke. So my joke was, hey, I would trust the guy plumbers know all about crack cracks because their ass cracks show. Correct. We're gonna get to that joke. Um. Elvis was talking about a TV show. It was a documentary about paralysis, penis paralysis, about why you wake up

at morning. Would like, there's a reason for that that your events shut off your penis, your p flow pe while you're sleeping. I said, oh, it's a dickumentary to that. And then finally, every Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day we do a segment called Celebrity Valentine's Day Cards celebrity uh Mother's Day Card, Celebrity Father's Day cards, and Elvis reads them and says, oh, we found these, we

got wind of these. These were celebrities, the celebrity Father's Day cards, right, so we didn't do them this year? Should we do it right here? Do it right here? Okay, hold on a second, let me get you some music for that. I didn't know that was a special. This is a bonus. I don't know if I need music for this. LL throw my cadense off. Really, I don't know. I'm pro. You are pro. You've been through everything. You ready. Happy Father's Day to Lebron James. This is his kids

gave him a Fun's Day card. Daddy, you are the best player and you are the best dad. People love you no matter how many times you leave the calves. Happy Father's Day. D J Kalot got this card. We'll come back to that one. We'll come back to that. I'm sorry, it's the first thing that comes to my mind. Well, listen to kids. Kids on the card. Oh yeah, what did he right? Come on, go back to it. Nope. Prince Charles, Prince Charles from his two sons, Prince William

and Prince Harry. Father, you taught us we could do anything. But Grandma's gonna outlive you and you'll never be king. Happy Father's Day. Froggy got this card from his son Kayden. Froggy on Elvis Right Morning Show. Your buddy your friend, he's my friend. Were Yeah, we're equals. Dad, You're the greatest. But one thing's for sure, I know that you love me. But you love the dogs more. Happy Father's Day. That's a running joke, how much he loves his dogs. Uh.

Kanye got a card from Kim Kardashian. Oh really, Kanye, Kanye? Can I find a better dad? No? I can't, but please stop going off on your crazy ass rants. Happy Father's Day. Drake got a card? Yeah, how's he going to say anything? Dad? As a father, nobody can beat you. I hope someday I get the chance to meet you. Oh scary? Your girlfriend sent this? Car Robin sent You're scary. Remember on Valentine's Day when you wanted a quick thrill? Well, I lied to you. I wasn't on the pill. Happy

Father's Day. I think I don't know what we're doing with a kid and DJ Kalin's kid. Really, Dad, you're awesome and silly and fun. Last year you had a good Father's Day. This year you get another one. So those that we didn't get to on the show, all right, I want to talk about next week what happened to us at the movie theater and how United air Lines fucked me. I can give you a few emails before and then you're gonna get into your rent. Right here,

just talking about happening at that day airport. Yep, and I gotta go five minutes. Let's go. That sounds like it's welcome. You've got mail. Robin Barbietto writes to us. Started listening to the podcast two weeks ago when The Big Show went on vacation. I'm loving all the episodes. She just went right into it. Hi, Hi, guys, I'm up to episode thirty one. Started from zero love and really like this podcast because both of you are really funny and entertaining, and you too seem to to be

really down to earth and relatable. I love the jokes, how you guys pick on each other and the occasional arguments between yourselves. For some reason, I enjoy both of you more on this podcast than in the Big Show because I feel like in the podcast both of you can really show your true personalities to the listeners. Well, on the Big Show, it seems like maybe, man, you guys have to present a different version of yourselves to us. If this is the case, I understand why it needs

to be that way. No matter what, all of you guys will always listen to you. Uh and the Big Show and the pod cast scary. You're a funny guy, have a big heart, Brody, I will make sure to get my free dessert one day. Totally agree that even is not even peace out. That's true, Brody. Don't you think that we are kind of shadows of ourselves on the big show. I think I'm the real me on my phone taps. Okay, I just don't talk a lot on the Big Show. And I think I have to

listen to this podcast, you know why? Um? Wow? You know, although I have been I have been talking more on the have to say, Elvis has been going to me more often. I think the success of this podcast has maybe helped that along. Um, but no, I don't think I. I certainly am the same person in the fifty minute Morning Show that we Shelly, Shelly and uh Shelly Lynn, by the way, tweets us like crazy and also emails us like crazy as well. She just wanted to give

a shout out because of her walmart irony story. She had her rant, but I'm not gonna I'm gonna save that, Okay, But Shelly, we love you, thanks for being such an active part of our show. Funny picture from Marciana Collaboratero. I've seen the colaborado I've seen this before. Just started listening to your podcast at work and in trouble for it for laughing out loud, I really don't. Are you kidding me? Right now? Somebody okay, somebody legit just reset

our computer and everything went out. Tools. I mean we're still recording, right, I'm still recording a pro tools. Yeah, so that we're you're hearing this, but look at this, I got no music. Somebody literally went into the screen. I saw the arrow go and it said, we start shutting down. Huh, Well the only one person has access to do that. Well that's a bunch of ship right now.

That's crazy. All right, Well we'll just continue without it, and then you'll go tell the person like what doesn't matter, No, no, fuck it anyway, I'm pissed anyway, Love you both. Keep up the excellent worth work. Here's a funny picture. It's a picture of an a T M. And this is spacing of words as everything people. The sign is supposed to say, pen is broken, please use finger. The word pen and the word is are next to each other, so it reads pets broken, Please use finger. It's one

of my all time favorites. I've seen it before. I don't know if that's really you think that's really yes, yes, I want to figure no. I mean originally you think maybe someone's like make somebody maybe. Crystal Siros wrote, Hey, finally listening in order. Been a fan of the Big Show for ten years. I love all the podcasts. I ignored your request to listen in order for two months. However, I found myself all caught up on my favorite podcast, and the Morning Show was on a very long long vacation.

I am now an episode sixteen. Put my headphones on every day, go about you with you two with him with my ear I'm always getting earwormed with your jingles and parody songs. Can't stop singing Brody' steak dinner update right now. By the way, the update is I still have steak yeah and ranswer hysterical. I specially loved your interview with the fat Jew. Thanks for introducing him to me. Oh she there you go, she didn't know about the

fat you. Uh scary. Wednesday was my birthday? Could you shot me out a wink smile because she knows how much you hate that Brody? Okay, and happy four the July to America and you guys, love you Brooke and Boys podcast, my new favorite podcast. That's Crystal in the area code for oh one. And as we wait for our computer to come back up, I guess I'll just pad with another couple of emails. And it's rebooting. It's on its way. Am I gonna do the rant? You

know on my rant music? Well, it's give me two seconds. It's restarting windows here according to the computer. Hayden Manders wrote another one. Hey, Brody and Scary, Okay, fuck you. I just finished the episode thirty two and I was thinking it's scary is to me, not to the person writing email. That is correct. You pointed right at me and said you exactly. Thinking Scary could still learn how to play baseball better than he can now because that

was on that episode Grammar Police Police. I can't remem remember what episode it was, but Brody said something about liquefied beat juice, and I realized that was redundant because beat juice it's already a liquid. Okay, So this is a rule we have on the podcast. If it's if it's three days ago that we posted, you can't correct me. You can't go back to podcast from us a six months ago. All right, So what is that twelve weeks ago? Fourteen weeks ago, because we had two weeks off, that's

months ago. What you missed was I explained this already. When you listen to the next episode, you'll hear it. But I'll make this exception because I don't want to be listening to this and not remembering. What I said was, what is it purified liquified beat? You it's not beat juice that's been liquefied. It's liquified beats that are now juice. Right, that's what I said. Okay, well, all right, all right, and two quick ones. Hey, Brody, scary scary Brodie, it's

the juice from liquified beats. I first wanted to share how much I love your podcast, like feel I've come up with the perfect fan army name. By the way, we've got to come up with a fan army name we have to have. By the way, we are what is Yeah, we don't have it. We're already we're talking. Don't hold us to it. We're we're thinking about maybe around episode fifty doing a live event. I think that's a little too soon. I would I'd rather under promised

and over deliver. But okay, well maybe no, no, I mean people have come to us and said, what do you think? All right, so what do you think of an interchangeable fan army name that is compromised of both of your names? The brewer? Whoa, whoa, whoa? What did you say, an interchangeable fan army name that is comprised of both You said, that's compromised. That is com I'm sorry, comprised, my oh you made that up. Yeah, okay, here's what I'm thinking the brearies or it would be scrods. Okay,

that's from Tim Pagani. Thank you from so much that I kicked him in the scrot I'm not doing that. No no. Um, Madeline Jerasy writes, Hey, Sciri and Brodie. Sorry, I'm a scary and brody kind of girl. Thank you. I love you, Madeline. Um. I just wanted to say that I love listening and cracking up at your podcast, especially your grammar bit. Y'all make me laugh all through all the way from Louisiana and help me get through

my very tough times I've been going through. I've listened three times to each episode, by the way, to y'all more listens. Would love a response since I've never gotten one to my tweets I've sent. Yes, my account is public, not private. Ha ha, Brody Scary hit the jingle for not replying to people, and I write that to every tweet. Well, somehow Madeleine's got lost in a vortex. Madeline, we love you, by the way. That's not put her handle in? Did

she put her actual Twitter name? Her name is Madeline Jerasi and her I don't have it in. Done that? You show me the tweet I didn't reply to and my phone didn't show it. Well, I sit here like an idiot all day, replying everybody. All I could tell you is take Madeline's advice. If if we're not read new podcast fast enough, why don't you give a listen to an older one. We could use the spins, right, Yeah, we'll take We'll take extra listens. So go ahead as

you were. Do we have my is it? We're back up? All right? So I'm flying home with the family, my wife and kids, leaving Disney, happiest place on Earth, and we're on again. We're on Jet Blue. This has nothing to do with Jet Blue, love them, nothing do with the Yellando Airport or tart chips. Right now. You know how when you're boarding a plane, they'll say everyone from group A, everyone from group B, or everyone from group one and group two and group three, and if you're

not in that group, you shouldn't be standing. Don't get on the line. You're like, oh, I'm in group six. They're gonna call me any second, right, Okay, so we're on. We're in group B. Group A gets online. We stand off to the side. Anyone that's in Group A is now on the line. Right wait wait, wait, wait wait, Group B please gonta line. Group Group B can out board. So we get on group where maybe the third be

in the line. A couple of a's leftover that haven't gone through yet, A couple of bees, and then us and behind us now is all the other bees, and behind me is a is a is a woman who wasn't taking any ship. Okay, she she backed us up. You'll be able to on, you'll be able to figure out. You don't know, you don't you don't know where it's going. Then they say, now I'm not paying attention. When we travel,

my kids tend to hang with my wife. They kind of surround her a little bit, and I'm like, behind them, right, they're all talking to mom. So I'm behind them. So I'm maybe like five ft behind my wife. I'm not next door because they got all one for his suitcases now in a way, because we're all taking a luggage on the plane. And so, Plus I was tweeting people probably replying to tweets. But I hear my I replied to him. So I hear my wife say to this woman,

excuse me. Now, my wife is not like me. She's very quiet, non confrontational. Not with me. No you around the around the hips. No, no, my wife, my wife, my wife. No you have I'm glad she doesn't. No, you have nice curvy hips. My might listen. So my wife isn't normally confrontational except with me, right, she doesn't like to get into heated arguments. I do. So I hear and say, excuse me, you can't just walk up on the line. The woman says, what I'm standing here

when next in line? You just cut me? So the woman said. Now, this woman, I want to say, was in her sixties, not old, just you know, old enough old enough that Yeah. So she says, well, they called group C. I'm in Group C. So my wife says. So my wife says, that's great, but there's a line behind us. You need to get in the back of the line. Group are you in again? B A is in front of us. They're already going through now be

is online behind it. By the way, you do know that if she would have went up before you, her ticket and everything would have buzzed because they already called C. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter the story. Mr another one room, my jokes. Let me get the story. So she's trying to cut my wife. She got up off the chair and just got into the line in front of the chair she was sitting in. So my so I'm looking like, do I need to jump in here because my wife doesn't need rescuing until she I get

the impression she does. She's fine. The woman's like, but they called C. So the woman behind me goes, get your ass back in the end of the line. The blood lady was there. You cut the line. That's ass in the back right, Okay, so you don't even have to do anything. So I turned to hard go thank you, no problem. I hate when pitches cut the line. Okay, true story. I So the woman is dumbfounded. She's a look on her face like, so, I'm looking at her, and I said, so, I said, you need to go

to the back of the line. She's like that, but they called se I don't understand. So I said, how lines work? Right? So people online laugh because I was like, you know, I nailed her on the joke, right, So people are like, going, getting it back kind of back. I don't like, okay, So she starts walking towards the back. We move up a couple of feet because people are still boring the plane, and a guy comes up, her husband. He's got his polo shirt tucked into his shorts and

his his goal chains. He looks like a guy who thirty years ago might have been tough. Doesn't that much hair left. He's in his sixties. Also, whatever he says to me, you say, what're you saying my wife? He's staying. He's like coming at me a little bit. So I'm moving up now. So he was next to me and I'm moving up. I said, I'm sending to your wife. I said, she doesn't how a line works. He goes, that's not what he said. You watch how you talk

to my wife. I said, So, not like you're ever gonna talk to his fucking wife again, right, like like the next time time watch to right. So I say to him, so, and now I'm like a few feet away from him as we're boarding the plane. My wife and kids are looking at me now like what are you gonna do? Now? They're not looking at me to fight, but they look at me like, dad, this guy is like getting tough. That's uncomfortable. That's they're trying to make

you fight. So I look at my I look down at myself, and I look at him, and I go, are you serious? Like in a way like I'll kill you now. I'm not violent, but I was getting upset. I'm like, dude, I didn't say anything about your wife. Just now a line works. She caught the line. Everybody's mad at your wife. They're now a line works. So I said, they're now a line works. So now he's like stepping towards me, like watch how you speak to my wife. So I said, are you serious? I said,

do you know you're in an airport? Are you really gonna fight me in an airport? And I look over and it's like the guys, the the security guys at the gate, These two big guys are like looking and I go, I look at it, and I look at them and I go, you see this guy, I get him to look like right, and they look at me like yeah, this guy is crazy. I'm like, so I go, you see us two guys there after I hit you, they're gonna pull me off you, right, So we're not

gonna have a fight at an airport. And so the woman behind me is like, that's right, old man, You're not gonna he'll kill you. And I'm like, so I look at him, not choosing your right, the hype man right. So so he's he steps back and we get on the plane and as I'm as I'm boarding, the security guys like give me like the yeah man like yeah, like good deal. Right. So we get on the plane and we're in Row nineteen. Next episode, I'm gonna tell you about Row because road twice they they had a

problem too. They brought a cat on the plane. And then I'm gonna give you my ship about them. So we get on the plane and uh, funk Face and his wife are in fourteen right, and uh so, by the way, I didn't I didn't catch their names, unfortunately, because I can't. You can't you can't do an a few to them, the few old people. So she I don't know where he went. I don't know if he didn't get on the line. I don't know if he went to the bathroom. He's not she got online first.

I guess he got on the end of the line and she caught. I don't know how it worked. She gets on the on the in row fourteen, right, five rows ahead of us, the same side of the plane. She puts her bag up in the in the storage bin right above, and then the woman either next to her or across some heart of one row behind her puts her bag next to hers in the overhead storage bin. Now there's no assigned storage bins, and the storage bins don't line up perfectly with the seats. So a storage

bin what holds three three suits? Right? So she put hers up. The woman behind her put hers in the storage bin. Fuck faced woman gets up, stands up, takes the suitcase out and goes, excuse me, this is from my husband's bag. So the woman gets up and goes and she puts it on the floor. So no woman goes excuse me, takes the bag and puts it back up. Now my wife and I see this one, like, holy sh it, she doesn't know you, he doesn't know how

to write. There's no plane etiquette, so I stopped going first. It doesn't matter first explain to people who don't fly, it's first come, first service with I think I just did the compartment bins. No, you can't. It doesn't. You can't save a fucking space, right if I sit down and my my girlfriend's not next to me, if the space is taken, If so, somebody rides the space, it's not fucking Now. If you're in row one, I'm sorry. If you're in row thirty one by the bathrooms, don't

put your fucking bag in row one. No, But if you're one row off, you can put your bag in there, right, So she takes it down. The woman goes, excuse me, don't touch my bag and puts the bag up. So I I see this, I go, holy shit. By six, Holy crap. She doesn't know plane etiquette orline etiquette. Oh right, And so the woman gets up. She goes, I said, that's from my husband's bag, and she starts pulling it out. The other woman gets up and puts her hands on

the bag, and they're fighting over the bag. Oh my god. The husband is now coming down the arm from the front of the plane. I see him now, and he's like, what's going on? He can't go any faster because there's people in front of him. The woman, my hype woman now yells out, oh shit, bitch doesn't know anything. So I say, okay, So I'm all upset. I go. So I say, stewart iss star hold on, fuck you, I fight attendant, fuck you. I you're the too soon patrol.

I say, stewardess, can you please go help them? Because it's a woman and she's on a plane. So I say stewart us. You know why, because I don't have the time to think about the PC term for flight attendant when a woman is about to get punched. So I say stewardess. So my daughter looks at me like flight attendant. I'm like, I'm like, I gotta be honest. I gotta be honest. I don't give a fuck. All right, it's like, you're a janitorial engineer, you're a garbage man.

We talked about this. You're a flight attendant. When I remember, you're a stewardess. When I don't and someone's about to get punched. That's it. I'm sorry. It's like, oh, I'm not a missile. I don't know. I'm not a messius. We we learned to kid. I'm a massage therapist. You're a massioux. She went to messious school. All right, don't tweet me. I don't want. I don't I don't need the argument. My point was I tried to save the woman from getting punched. And so the stewardess flight attendant

woman comes over and said, man, what's the problem. She's putting her bag on my husband. And I'm like, holy sh it, this when I realized it's not me, it's this fucking woman. So the husband now gets to that point and he's like a couple of feet away right going, I gotta put my bag there. It's like I told you, it's my husband's bag. It's tough for your husband's bag, it's for anybody's bag. You like cutting, horror? You did sit line cutting horror? Yes, I enunciated, and I didn't

the word horror. I'm saying that here, line cutting, He said, cutting. You just want to make sure because it sounded something No, no, no, no, I didn't call her effectless cutting? Okay, I want to make sure you know what I might someday. This woman was close. She was definitely an aunt. She may not have been the whole word, but she was close. So that was the So the flowers, the fight. I had to tell the guy like, I you serious, Like I look,

I don't fight. I would have beaten him badly if I had to, Like, but it's a it's a you're at an airport. You're gonna start a fight with a guy. And I said, moronic are people? How fucking stupid are they? Look? I get you want to defend your wife, that's your job. I get I respect that. But you didn't hear what I said, right, I said, you don't know how line works. That's not offensive to your wife. Starting a fight at the police precinct. Yeah, that's not what you want to

start a fight. You don't want to do that. You have any cameras and guards and people in there, they will fucking mauld you. And then I get on the plane and I got any blue tarret chips. That's why I was in a bad mood, as upset as I was about line cutting horror and and shut out a line works? How both had bags work? I had to wait for my tarret chips, and I got a half a bag of blue chips. Anyway, I got a lot of ship to say. Next episode, I didn't even I didn't get to this. I didn't get to the movie

theater ran. Oh, that's a good one, the movie theater rant. I wanted to hear that one today. And when I tell you what United Airlines, you're gonna call bullshitting night airlines so hard, so hard. And my wife says to me, get this, don't call them, don't call them. Can we wait till I take my flight on United before you laurant on United. I know I got an upcoming flight. That's why I didn't want you to do the United one. That's why I said when United. When United merge with Continental,

they were Continental one. I didn't say the word by you said that because we're from rock class boys, no clash boys. Brock