Start Up, Star Up, Brooklyn Buy Start Up, Brooklyn Buys Data. They make a noise Data up episode number it's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Hello, Hello, Roan, I just threw that out there, he said, Lloyd Lindsay Young. There was a weather guy in New York City we way back in the day, and he would cut his ear and scream into the television camera Hello. And he would hold it for an obnoxious scond, and then you'd wait for your town to be shouted out. You would pick a random
like an arbitrary city or in neighborhood. Yeah. But and he was the weather guy, Lloyd Lindsay Young. Him three names, Lloyd Lindsay Young, he could have killed somebody. Yeah, right. Isn't it true that they say that people with three names they're always the mass murderers, the ones with three names. You know why that is, right, Mark David Chapman, Lee Harvey Oswald, you know why that is? Son of Sam? Sorry what okay? It's not that people with three names
kill people. It's that when there's a killer, they identify them by three names. So it's not to confuse them with other John Smith's. They try to more define who they are, so Mark Chapman. It could be a hundred Mark Chapman's, but they refer to him as Mark David Chapman so that they would narrow the list down of who is the guilty guy. So people who know other Mark Chapman's won't go They want to be so specific. Right, It's not that three name people kill people. It's the
other way around. Do you know right now? People are going, what mind blown? It's not three name people. Everyone like most people that have killed someone do have to everyone has almost everyone is a middle name. But I was in my studio of the studio yesterday with three of my interns and we're all talking about middle names or something, and one of my interns says, I don't have a middle name. My father was just annoyed by having to give so many names, and he just I don't have
a middle name. Yeah, I don't have one either, You don't. Nope? What okay? Hold that thought, because that leads into what I'm gonna say. But before you do, okay, Because so I said to another intern, what's your middle name? Whatever? And so so one of the girls says to me, what's your middle name? I said, I don't really want to discuss it. So the other girl says. The other intern says, oh, do not have a middle name? And
I said if I didn't have a middle name. When the first intern said I don't have a middle name, wouldn't I have then said neither do I. It wouldn't have been my opportunity to say so. The fact that I didn't say that means I have a middle name. How do you not have a middle name. I don't have a middle name. I was not born with the middle name. Nobody's born with the middle name, you douche. My parents never the NICO. Look at my birthtificate. Witment.
What's your brother's middle name? I don't think he has one either. What about your sister and everybody's that's the most used middle name? Or Marie Marie? You know I I will say that nobody names your kid and but everyone gets the middle name. I got confirmed because I'm Catholic, so I have a confirmation. I was confirmed Jewish. Someone looked at me and said, yep, Jewish, I'm confirmative. That guy looks for a good bargain. He confirmed confirmed Um
Anthony Peter Skery. Peter is my confirmation name, but it's not my birth certificate name. I've never heard Peter, never associated with you ever, because it was only a conference. I don't even know why that. When I when I got my confirmation that I had to pick a middle name, but I did. They're like, we want you to pick a confirmation name, so everyone had to be given. Why did you pick Peter? Because of my uncle Peter? Because
I love him. He's great, he's a good man. He was the guy that got me into uh, early forms of two way communication. I thought you're gonna have like a disease right there, early forms of dementia. Yeah, well, um, Lepers, I'm sorry my arm fell off. Yeah, uh no, I had. He got me into CB radio. Hold on, Leper, we apologize. Don't look. You don't even have to say that. Don't even give that to mabe fell off. They didn't hear us.
Nobody's a lepers. No lepers listening. I know, I don't think so okay, Well, well, uncle Peter got me my first walkie talkie and he got me into that, and then I got into CB Radiosta you're here now? Yeah, communications communication, two way communication. It wasn't it weird not having a middle name like your initials. You don't have like a no. I was ayes they were gonna name me Salvatore. Yeah, they say ss no, thanks, yes, good enough for me, Luigi B A L S. That's not good.
That's bad. That's bad. What about you? What's your middle name? My middle initials? L L, David L. Brody? How many years I know you're twenty years at least you never knew your middle name Ludwig? Is it? No, it's got to be something Jewish? Really, why Larry? Well, Peter is not Italian? Yes see it is. No, Peter is not Italian. Pietro. That's not definitely a Tian. Come on, yes it is? So so wait you're not what's your l what's your name? Brodie?
Figure it out when I have a contest. No, let's do it, because then I have to answer people on Twitter, like everybody guessing my little name. So back to middle names and murderers and mass murder past. I'll tell my middle name is fine. Oh good, So that's a great way to listen longer or just scrub ahead to the end. I will say this. When I went to get my driver's license, my lack of a little of a middle name screwed me because Anthony Skiery was the name of
a mass murderer. Aren't you on like a no fly list, a no drive list? Dave. Dave said they could not give me my driver's license in in uh my local d m V because they're even d m V as a middle initial. It does M what's the M stand for motor motor? Okay, So I'm just saying that I had to travel about forty miles to like the main State of New Jersey driver's license commissioned place wherever it was it was. I had to drive forever to get there.
I don't have someone drive me because my life if it was if it wasn't motor vehicle, it would be just Department of Vehicles. It would still work. Like you don't need a license for a skateboard. In Jersey. It's called MVS Motor Vehicle Service. The MV is like that's people called the DMV. So um, yeah, so they had to put yeah, I don't know, they had to put a special number and my driver's license because of the
Anthony Skiery of the same name. You should tell your father and see what you did to me like this. This dude is in jail somewhere, and he killed while he's a killer because his father didn't give the middle name. Probably resented life, and anyone out the middle name was the middle name killer. I was around killing people in the middle name. So first, do we apologize. No, if we apologize, this means then we're not sorry. We don't hard on because if we apologize, that means we did
something wrong. We're not admitted to doing anything wrong. But explain what happened in the past two weeks, Brodie. Okay, we tried twice to do two podcasts. We said we would do two podcasts. We tried to do two podcasts in one week. We were not able to do two
podcasts in one week. We were the intention was there? Yes, uh, one day we were going to do the second podcast, and you guys squeeze lemons and buckets for the lemonade Alex's lemonade stand Charity and Greg t was in one bucket and you were in the other buckets, stopping st and you won because you were doing like short little bursts of kicking and squeezing, and he was like chugging and jumping up and down his lemon juice and lemon pulp went all over the studio. I know it fell
out of the bucket. So they had a shampoo the carpet when we needed the studio in the studio when at the top. Yeah, I love how the the mandatory email goes out like noon on Wednesday, shampooing of the rugs. Hello here, ye here yea, that's our podcast time, right? What about us? Why don't they ask us? We could have put up with the lemon smell, although the lemons were right where I'm saying. So that was week one. Sorry, so you didn't get that last week? Well, the week
before that we was supposed to give them. We had that, We had our first appearance, didn't we What that was after? I can't forget. I can't remember. It's actually very a bit much more. Here's the thing, it's it's a lot of time to do the podcast, so we have to have the time. Do you want a seventy minute podcast or do you want a seventeen minute podcast? We can do two thirties, but that's cheating, um, if we could sign it off right now and do the other one.
Sometimes times we don't have a studio to do the podcast in or the time anyway, by the way, we almost didn't have one today. Yeah. So here this thing here, do you hear that? This thing that's a big light stand. There's all there's cameras and uh, these arefessional, these lights
are reflectors. He's a professional Hollywood of lights. Big did a big white bright lights right, Because you were supposed to film something I was and we're like, oh, well you'll film and then we'll uh, we'll do the podcast. So we waited like an hour. They never filmed. And then you get an email if the guy's like, oh, the guy who was in charge of filming, he's out, what what happened? Deck to me? His directed me? What's he getting? Um? Fuck you act to me? Yeah? Yeah,
he's got one of the deck to me things. Yeah, he was a deck to you. He didn't come in, but he didn't tell me he was coming. So now we have all this equipment in the way. I had to move it to see you. I'm okay with it. So we don't get and tomorrow, which is Thursday, Yeah, we are doing We're having a two hour at least minimum goodbye party for bald Freak Ranti. He wanted to come in here and say goodbye by the way, I should. Yeah, I mean we got to give him some. Yeah, well
we'll get we'll get a little bit later. Yeah, because because you know, bald Freak has been you know, he's been in our family for years, and he's been on the show for twenty years in the background, producing great content. And next week and listen to this podcast, Yes, next week were is? The week of eighteen is way back Ronnie Week. It's all Ronnie's phone taps where we tag team know the people. You'll hear Ronnie phone taps all week and he's great. So it's Ronnie and one of us,
although I think yours is gonna get cut Brodie. Russian phone tap. No, not you and Russia did a phone tap. Don't cut my phone tap, Ronnie. Yeah, hell out of here. I'll tell you why. I'm gonna shut the mikes for a lot. People are too sensitive. Bullshit, bullshit. I had to tell Brodie with the mikes off. Okay, here's the thing. I actually I asked for it. I put in order it for it to be produced. We'll see if it gets produced and if it gets by the sense. If not,
we'll have to post it and air it. I'm sorry. Start. By the way, I'm just starting to think about a new feature here being one of them being running phone taps unedited with all the curses in it here on our podcast we have no I have I have some phone taps like these phone taps from years and years ago. They're unedited with with all the raw cursing, and our listeners have been asking, can we not sponsored? Can we I'm not sponsored? Can we not highlight one? Here's why
I'm thinking, I'm not sure about that. Some of the people that we phone tapped are really old ones. I get it they but my point is those people we tapped, I don't know, seven, eight years, three years, whatever it was, I got old audio. Okay, those people didn't give permission for us to hear them uncensored. So as long as they don't get upset, I mean, I'm okay with it. But some of those people said some vile ship like the the phone tap where I I call as the
Indian man calling the Irish guy. He said, some ship we could never air anywhere anywhere like that one. You can't, you can't, but we could do it on this podcast. Why not? No? You know the things you took out of that thing. No. No, there's also one where um, a girl screaming and agonizing about not getting her limousine for prom and it never it never aired on the radio. I've got it aired in another format on a on an old TV show, but I had the uniting audio
of her screaming at her father. I want a fucking level. I took away her problems would be screaming like a little The one that we aired on our TV show Phone. We can tell people that's the well, yeah, that's the one. But it's an unedited Okay, the unedited version of the woman I phone tapped about the catering hole. Yeah. I said things to that woman that are so horrific, Yeah, so sexually disgusting. Yeah that we couldn't even feep it if we aired that. It's unedited form is off the charts. Funny.
So one of our little secrets when we do these phone taps, and I'm assuming everyone here listens to us here and the big show, Yeah, but if you don't, we do these practical joke phone phone calls called the phone taps, every morning and they're highly edited, unvetted to make sure they go on the radio. They have to be radio but it is that would be beat the
profanity and the sexual and it's too sexually. But but there were little little ways that Brody and I and some of us who do these phone pranks how we get to people that we needle people to get them to the next level of anger and screaming. We would say the most over the top vile things to them, and then we would cut that out or make it less vile when we put it on the radio. For the stuff that we said on our side of it, that's a little little behind the scenes, little breaking the
fourth wall. So so I might have I might have actually come right out and I called somebody something that's over the top, but when you hear on the radio, it might have been maybe a little less time we we aired a phone tap, were a tap. That's the best way I could describe. Okay, So there was one phone tap from the TV show The Sexual the Sex
Uh was it the sex Teacher? Yeah? Right? So I I called that guy and told him that I was having sex with his wife because she wanted to get better at s with him because she was uptight about certain things. And I I told him the crazy ship I was doing to his wife but as a doctor, very clinically, I said, oh yeah, your wife and I are doing this and I'm doing that to horror and I'm sticking it where and here we could say it.
This is a podcast, I know. I let them hear it though, like if we're gonna air it, we should air it. I don't want to give away anything can And I said that woman, the paintering hole woman. She was I think she was almost sixty and she was getting remarried. And I said, so your honeymoon night are you gonna do blank? Blank blank? I said, woman, your age? Does that? You take it in the what? I said? Some things? And she was Her response was hilarious. So why can't we got to find the audio? It's on
an old sun legal No, we will. So we uh we we did some things over the past week. We got our first appearance under our belt. We went to uh Brooklyn Bridge Park where we did a concert call from Brooklyn with love and you know, thank you for those who came out. It was kind of last minute notice, so we had a lot of people from the who listened to the podcast. We're coming up going I listen in order. I love you guys. We love that you listen in order. But it was our first the Brooklyn
Boys appearance. Yeah, and they had it wasn't it wasn't a show that was created for the Brooklyn Boys, but it was a show about Brooklyn for Brooklyn in Brooklyn, and they said, you know what, let's get the Brooklyn Boys to host it. So that to me counsel that first appear. We had Daughtry and we had Jack Antonoff from Bleachers, who, by the way, has moved up my list to one of my favorite people on the planet. But my favorite, he's not the favorite. So he wants
to get better. That's good. If you don't know Bleachers, you didn't get that joke because that was but that was fun. Okay, that was good. It's not fun, but it was fun. So so yeah, that was a great time. And then Daughtry. That was fun. Fun because we are young. Jack Antonof wrote all of the music he's in. He's one third of Fun. He's thirty fun yes anyway, but he's great. We're gonna go see him at his big show, the Jersey Short Stone Poem at the Stone Pony. He's
gonna be there. We're gonna host that one. No, but we're going he has Very Boys, Yeah, because he said that's his favorite show over year. So he said, he told us we have to come to that. They're gonna get that gig that has Very Boys podcast. Those guys suck. So yeah, so it was a great time. We love. They put our logo on the giant TV screen on the stage and I put it up on our Instagram. By the way, we need help on Instagram. You can always follow us at the Brooklyn Boys at the Brooklyn
Boys on Instagram. We could also use you at at the Brooklyn Boys um on Facebook our Facebook page, follow that Brooklyn Boys WTF on Twitter? Okay, when is that getting changed? Okay? Speaking of changed, I am now at David Brodie on Twitter. I told you that last week. I'm also now at David Brodie on Instagram. I got him botham screw you other David Brody, screw you twelve year old kid who had no posts and thirty two followers that I'm sure we're people who thought he was me. Ye, well,
I'm not trying to get maybe thirty of them. And speaking of podcasts, I want to give a big shout out to Walkers and Talkers. Our new episode one Oh nine is up the time you're hearing this. That's awesome. Season mid season finale of Fear The Walking Dead, Season four major events happened. What happens when the entire franchise comes to an end? Then what the Brooklyn Boys? The Walking Down? You know what happens to The Walking Dead. First of all, the show is not gonna end anytime soon.
Sure spinoff isn't ending anytime soon. And they've already agreed AMC owns the right, so they're gonna keep putting spinoffs out like Law and Order. It will be a problem. Also, we review other programs on AMC, like Preacher. We'll keep doing an event if if all the Walking Dead shows are gone, I got this to fall back on. So before you check out that podcast, check out Speaking Volume Everybody Going Order Speaking Volumes with Share and Scary. Uh
my friend Chary Cosenza, she's awesome. We're up to episode number eleven, which should be out either today when you're hearing this, or tomorrow. But the good news is where can I hear that? As of today, you can hear on iTunes. We've made our way to iTunes. You can hear it on iTunes, Google Play, I Heart Radio and speaker like the way you put on radio third. Well, I'm it's a countdown three to one, Oh good, three to one, and then you said speaker though one three
to one, you made I Heart Radio two. Okay? Company we work for? Yeah, well anyway, and then we technically work for I Heart Media. But I heard Speaking Volumes podcast with Sharon Scary EPs. I would like say, Walkers and Talkers available on I Heart Radio, and I don't care after that? How about that? Because I'm a company man, I see how it is. Yeah. Uh oh, episode nine of Speaking Volumes with Scary Jones and Share I understand you talk about dick planning scheduling nine or ten? It was, Yeah,
it was talking about the different seasons. There's the holding season, coughing season, yeah, and the what's what's the other one? It's coughing, fielding, fielding. There's a third one in there. Anyway, girl apparently girls making d appointments right now? Uh so, I don't remember what number was, but it's excellent. So I'm recommending you go see it. You go listen to it. Yeah, well, anyway, after you listen to Walkers and Talkers one or nine,
are you making your disappointment. I'm doing that right now. You well that that are we supposed to elaborate on that or what people need to know what that is? Well, they need to go listen to the podcast. The girls are scheduling like guys to sleep with. Yeah, different guys. Yeah, I'm gonna have this guy on Thursday. Okay, why can't I make a V appointment? Could you make a double D appointment like in one day, like two d's. I
don't think in one day or in one one day? Yeah, double if you double, triple D whatever, triple D. Yeah you can have guy Fieria as part of this. Yeah, drivers, din diners, drive ins and dives. Well anyway, but yeah, people are doing horse sauce all over that. Women are women are doing that. But guys don't make the appointment. No, you can't know. I can't do that. It would be pe appointments, p appointments. Oh, I don't call him PAS,
I call him VS. Really. Yeah, I'm trying to be you know, clinical class and crazy Bill Night the science guys. I wanna be classy as I scheduled my women like objects. I'm gonna be yeah. Oh, speaking of speaking of d's, I want to talk about where are we going with this? So I want to talk about I want, I got, I got a mini, I gotta by your wife. Yeah, okay, all right, what did you want to say about that?
I think we're going for the erectile dysfunction commercial that I first of all, I want to give a shout out to a company that did the right thing. That's not normal for me, That's not usual Andrew Carnegie moment. Yes, Andrew Carnegie was known for catching someone doing something right. So, uh, one of my kids decided she wanted to play with the Xbox that's been gathering dust Xbox one a few years old and playing a while, and the batteries had corroded.
There was acid in a little bad to repack, and I cleaned it all out, but it still wouldn't work. Put batteries in, tried, everything couldn't get to work. So I didn't know if it was the control of that has gone bad in the year and half since she used it, or if the acid ruined the battery pack which detaches. Oh my god, do I order a new battery pack or do you have to replace the remote? Because they're expensive? So I called up my local game stop, MHM,
game stop, game stop. Shout out Livingston Mall, New Jersey. Good. So I went into. I called up and I said, here's my situation. You have used controllers and battery packs. Yep, we've got both. Come on in. So I go on in and uh, there's one guy behind the register. He's got a long line. Another guy kind of uh. I think it was a beard, maybe long hair. And I said, excuse me, can I get your assistance for a second
when you're finished helping the customer you're with now? And he says, well, I was about to leave, but the guy at the register is really busy, so yeah, absolutely, what can I do for you? You'll be my last customer. So, first of all, he wanted to leave. I think I got there like let's say, four o'clock, like he should have everything good, so he should have gone, but he didn't leave. He helped me out. So he gives me the battery pack. He said, try it out. He said,
it's not the battery pack for you. Oh tell me something good, nice miss something? Yeah, very good? So wait, wait for the course. Does keep going all right? Flour a little bit? So he says, you know what I have a cable. You can attach to the the the controller because it's a wireless controller. If you want an adapter, or you can buy the rechargeable battery pack, plug it in, charge it. You don't have to worry about batteries anymore. That's fantastic. I don't even know about that. He's but
here's a here's a battery pack. It's normally like four bucks. It's used. I had a bunch of them. Put your batteries in this and see if your remote works. I put the road with me. I put the batteries in and it works. Right. He goes, you know what, no charge, take the battery pack, get out of here. Thanks for a good day. Really, I'm like, what are you kidding? I know a few dollars, no charge? No, I go, well, don't you want me to buy the cable and then
were charging me? Because no, If you want to come back and get tons of him, he wouldn't take your money. Now he goes it, they're not worth anything. I think he said, you know what I'm gonna do, tell us bough stop. Well the guy didn't go home. Not a sponsor, not sponsor. The guy didn't go home, even though he was technically done for the day. Come on, Bertie. He spent ten minutes with me game Stop, and he gave me the piece of free because it wasn't worth selling.
He's like, it's like, what gonna charge you? We love you, game Stop, so thank you. Games stopped living anymore. And I tweeted the company and they said thanks for letting us know. So I wrote back, and I go great. Now someone needs to call and reward this guy, because just letting you know, you know, guy doing social media for games Stop. You're not gonna write it down here just like thanks for the You know, this is an anti rant. It's anti rant. It's a that's awesome. Now,
please don't tweet and ask me what a tanars. No, it's backwards backward rant. But I do have I have a car. I have rants. Today. I got two short rants and I got one that's gonna take a while. Al Right, well what if you want to do? Man? Well, you know I'm not wait until the end when we said we runt of time. No, no, we can get to think. I do want to know about what's up with your with your shoelace tying technique. You are obsessed.
I am so obsessed. I talked about this on the radio slightly the other day, but then I noticed that you have this habit. We talked about fat guy laces one of our first podcasts that if the laces are off to the side, it's because the guy crossed his legs. He can't go over the knee. That's fact. That's not my I can do that. I can. But Brody, we're taught as kids to tire shoelaces double bunny. Double. You're
taught as a double bunny. Where you want a bunny is the bow, So one cross them, one underneath the hole and you pull them. That that's double bunny. Not perfect, Okay, why reinvent the wheel? All right, that's great when we're taught to tie our shoelaces, but at some point you got to give that up. Why Because that's for twelve year olds. I think you're done. As a teenager. You gotta learn how to tie your shoes using the single bunny method. The single bunny you got it. I don't
even know how that. I just you make a loop, you tell a string around that. I don't know what that is. No, you take the two ends, you tie them and you pull. Yeah. Everyone does that. Everyone. That's the first staff, that the cross. And then you make one ball, one ball, and then with your other hand and the other string the other lace right, you take you take it and you you tie it around a full around the base of around once around the base of the first b and then you do the pull
through and the second bow appears. And now you've got two bows. But you're saying to take two bows while the bows together, while you pulling a rabbit out of a hat. And why is that cooler? Why is that bad? It's just that's the more why you can't do double bunny because it's too hard for you know, it's not it takes more time. No, it doesn't double bow done. No, I make bows with two fingers, both hands. But don't
you think that it's the guy. This is the guy who told me I shouldn't use a bluetooth piece a few weeks ago. And with hold on. But every time you text me to call you, you say, call me on my home phone, call me on my home phone. Well, guess what, grumpy Grandpa, you'll use a landline in your house. Nobody does that because I don't get service on myself. I don't have service in my apartment. Okay, you know what it sucks. That's why I use a bluetooth. I want to hear people when I'm on the phone and
they call my hands on the wheel. I got stick of sick of standing on my fucking balcony with my cell phone to get a goddamn cell service. So my shoelaces with single bunny when you move and switch to a mobile phone, because every damn time I call you back, you text me right. So I take out my tech stapp It opens right, and your little a little bubble pops up and says scary has a message me. When you get a chance, I can hit the little phone icon. Boom,
it goes right to your cell phone. But no, I gotta go into your contact and I gotta look for your home number again and then hit the button. What's four extra buttons? What's wrong with that? Us? Your damn MO and I'm gonna call your mobile phone. I get old man crotch and you get off my lawn, Rody. I told you to call me all my host phone. You always complain that I try to control people when I say, don't text me back, and it text me back, and you get you yelled at me on the fifteen
Minute Morning Show. By the way, episode two sixty two with Elvis Duran fifte Minute Morning Show. Holy sh it, that's funny. No, it's not funny. It's at my expense. That's why it's funny, because all your motherfucker's are doing is sitting there telling me that I'm an idiot for for accepting the business rectile dysfunction. Scary, You're gonna scary as he's most likely doing the rectile dysfunction commercials and he claims he didn't have rectile dysfunction. Well, I don't
have a rectile this function. I'm just allegedly Okay. All I said on the product works all I said on that episode. And maybe we should play a little bit it next time. I don't know, but think back and listen episode two sixty two of the Fifteen Minute Morning Show. It's from it's from June twelfth. Here's what I'll say on that hilarious And it's hilarious. But I'm not gonna
get into it here too much. I just want to clear my good name, okay, but I'm not saying no. First of all, to people write to people who have E. D Alaric tell this function. We'll call E D from here on out. Thanks to people who have that. That's okay, it's fine. A lot a lot of people have it, and there's something wrong with it. No, about a second, I don't have it, right, I don't. But allegedly I don't mind talking about this because, as Elvis said, it
shouldn't be a taboo top not taboo. There's too many taboos. Why you should just come out admitted. No, No, I never said I'm gonna admit it because I don't have it. I'm just saying that it's for some reason it's not talked about, and maybe we should bring it out into the open, like so many other topics that we've done with for women's issues and guys. But if you function, don't be a dick about it. I'm not saying I'm a dick about it. I'm just saying I'm gonna I'm
gonna give you a hand. I'm gonna help you. Yeah. No, I'm gonna give you advice from a neutual standpoint. My standpoint is give me the message. The company is UH is Roman Health. If you want to if you want to standpoint, Roman Health yeah, Jetro They told me to go to the website Jetro Man. That No, not Jetro hit that jangle. Nobody had to mention this. Stop talking about that. What I'm saying is this, I can provide a service. Oh really, what kind of all men? Oh?
Sign me up? Who might be going through this? You can get them hard. I could shed some light on this situation on the topic of rectile dysfunction. He'll help them stand up for himself by being a brave enough man to do a commercial. Read for it. Now. I'm not gonna lie and say I take took take the products, because I don't and I'm not going to. I'm just gonna read their message and I'm going to be let's
just say informative about it. Say hey, look, guys, if you're going through this, I know people who might be going through the same thing. Not me, but you might want to try Jetro Man. That's it. That's what I'm gonna do. What's wrong with you? Like Dr Phil? But you're like Dr Phil me with blood? Yeah, you just keep making those dick jokes. What what dick jokes? But I'm saying what I'm telling you is that it shouldn't you really, we really, we really should be able to
get the message out there without laughing. Understand that. But they didn't ask me to help you with the commercial. And I feel like the game of the Shaft Hill. All right, listen, it was too hard for you to read it? Uh yeah, not in your case though. All right, So to sixty two, I think is the number yesterday, and then Nate it gets involved because he's he admits to taking the product, and then he decided should two guys do it? And the two of us are nothing
wrong with that. It's Pride month, God bless you, whatever you're into. The two of us were gonna read for it, and two of us were gonna And then I said, where would two men talk about this in a non awkward fashion. Would we talk about it on a subway, would we be in a studio, would we be in a bath? Would you talk about it in a chair? Would you talk about it in your underwear? I don't know so so anyway, so we don't even know if
it's gonna happen until you take your pills. And then you'll know, by the way, if you're if you're endorsement commercial less more than four hours to your doctor. Yeah, that's all I'm gonna say. Let me talk to about that Beth and Beyond for a second. They redid their stores. Not a sponsor, they completely revamped their image. The look outside looking and really nice. You'll walk into the local Bedbeth and Beyond if they've redone it, you won't recognize it.
But one of the things they did was they redid the the whole cashier area. So it used to be you walk down the aisle and it was like it look like a grocery, like a supermarket, like a checkout counter, checkout counter, check acount. Now that they did was it's one long wall of registers with numbers on them like one through fifteen, and the announcer comes and goes, please walk down to the register four. Like they don't yell next customer, right, No, it's all computer. Does that something
similar to that? Yeah, yeah, all right, that's the new tign Okay, So what happen the news style. Here's how it is. Trying to picture this if you can in your mind. There's this long aisle of let's say fifteen registers one through fifteen, fifteen being at the where the line is right at the end of the wall. There's a wall. You you go into the tunnel. It's like a tunnel, right like ah like um what it's like a stable, like like an amusement park when you go
into the stock going into his pipes. But but in bed Beth and beyond you go into the lanes where it wraps around one wall and then goes to the registers. So that wall is all like impulse stuff, gum and candy and like a little mirrors ship. You don't need, but you're standing on the lines, so you grab it. They call those impulse pulse bies. Oh raisinets like that. Don't need raisints. I needed a bath mat? Why am I buying a Companies pay big money to be at
the exactly in that sta to t J Max. You're online, you're buying a vase. You're buying some discounted clothing. You're like, oh, I I cant use some chicklets and some wrinkle sprite. That's why. That's why they make the most of their business. You believe it, right, That's why you needs in the supermarket. Oh, I'm checking out the registers too. The cash just too slow. Uh. Oh, by the way, fuck you Ainsley, I didn't forget about you,
your bitch, all right? That was my from the supermarket. Uh. And so you're like, oh, I'll take some gum and I'll take the National Enquired with Kimkudashon on the cover. Done right. So bed Bath has this long aisle. When you get to the end of the aisle where the wall ends, you can then wrap around to the registers. At that end of the wall, there's a sign that says wait here for the catch you to call you is that where the impulse byes are No up to
that sign? Right? Is all impulse bies and there should be right that's where you placed him. Now you're at the the end of the wall where it says please wait here for the line, and then you're staring down register row. Okay, if all fifteen registers are working, then you have to wait there. But if only three registers are open in the afternoon, it's like a football field to get from that sign to any of the three
registers one, two, and three. Okay, Well, if you know that registers fourteen and fifteen aren't open, why can't I walk all the way up to Register four and then wait so that when they say register two it doesn't take the person in front of me a minute and a half to walk down the football field to register. I see what's happening here. They're losing. Yeah, they're they're less. They're they're less checkouts per minute because of that. Right,
So I'm behind this guy. He's one of these guys who looks like he's from a state that doesn't care about fashion. He's got his plane, no pocket. Uh, he like light blue powder blue shorts with his polo shirt tucked into his shorts with a belt. No, you don't talk, you polo shirt with a belt into the shorts. No, okay. This guy is staring like he's looked like he's like
he's just got off the boat from from wherever. He's like, So, I say, excuse me, could you could you I'm holding a bunch of stuff I bought garment bag some of the things I didn't need a cart. I excuse me? Can you walk up to Register four? He goes, So, I said, there's nothing between you and register three? Could you just please move up? He says, No, I'm gonna wait here. No, they're gonna they're gonna they're gonna call
the shopping the supermarket police. On me. So the first thing that comes into my head is what am I gonna name this guy? When I rant about him? And before I could say anything, his girl, woman, partner whatever goes around the wall of multi of Impulse purchases and she goes, oh, Todd, I picked out something, So fuck you Todd. Right, his name is Todd. So he won't
move up, So I move up. I walked right past him, and I tell the person behind me, let's roll and and and so I and a couple of people behind us. I went right past him, right up to Register four, and they went to Register one. I was right there. Fuck you Todd. You don't want to move up. That's like the red light is a half a block up and you wait back in the corner because there was a yield sign and you don't want to pass you. Well, well I did something similar. You're not gonna get a ticket,
Todd for passing the police wait here sign. They're not gonna charge you more money. This guy is a goody two shoes. It's like no cars are coming and it says, don't walk, I'm crossing the street. You actually, you actually faulted me for doing something similar when we were getting on our plane. There was a sign that said wait here at the gate groups one to four, and then
there was groups five to nine. Now if I'm in group five, and I get to be the first in that line, if I want to, Because so I went up to that line and I stood by the rope because I know that groups one to four are gonna be in the line to the left of me. They get to go. That's a already seating if I didn't have that chip. But I'm like, but I am no way I'm going to be the last. I'm not gonna let some the group six or grow go in front of me a group seven or I am gonna stand there.
And I had every right to go to the front of the rope of the second row because I knew that when one to four went, they were going to close the rope and they were gonna come to my rope open it up, and then there was no one that could possibly then I could possibly be cutting in front of I am the first man in group five. So why did you tell me that I did the
wrong thing? You totally you. I remember this. We were in we were at JFK, and we were getting because I vaguely remember you being in group six and not group five. Really, yes, you were in group six. Well, then I would have been a dick. That's why. That's why I say something. But I was in five. No, I know you're in six because I said, funk, I'm in I'm in eight. You're like, bad dick, I'm in six. And I remember Dick rhyming with six. That's I remember it.
And I said to you, you're not You're not in the front. You're like, I'm like in the first group. What's the difference? You were like, they're gonna call five and six together, they always do. I know this stuff. I fly all the time. Well, even I saw, I forget who it was, and I forget if it was, um, a late night show or uh maybe maybe been Jim Jim Jeffries bo I love on Comedy Central. I think he.
I think it was him. I don't want to miss quote, but the but the line was when they call your group, if you're not in that group, sit the funk down. If they say, you know, don't like, don't lurk off to the side so you can swoop in at seven. Because what happens is they call four or five and six right, so four or five and six and moving along nicely. But then seven eight nine are just standing
there right there, off to the side. And then what happens is when they go at seven eight nine, seven eight nine go right into the middle of that line instead of the end of a line. Yes, seven eight nine, listen, don't put the line. We're all going on the same plane next time. Book your ticket earlier. What have you done to be in seven eight and nine? By the way, do you notice that? And I don't know if we've talked about it on this podcast, what we've mentioned it
before on the Big Show? And it's so true when when they call the wheelchair people, they always call them first, right, they get they get priority. Talked about this, haven't we the miracle flights that have we talked about it in the podcast? Who can do I can't keep track well anyway? In a word, if you notice it is like ten wheelchair people that get on first, but when the flight lands, those wheelchair people have to wait to the very end.
Do you notice they only need like two wheelchairs at the end because everybody gets right off the walk off the plane. Yeah, because people are bucking the system. They're trying to beat it, and I don't like it. I'm not a system beater. I'm not sure where I okay, you don't know where you stand. I said, no, okay, I'm gonna leave handicap people out of this discussion. But
you know how I feel about injured people. If you have a broken leg and you're in a wheelchair, I feel bad for you, but you shouldn't get to cut the line. If we've done this on this podcast, I apologize. I'll make this quick. No we did, we have done it. You're already sitting down. You don't need to go first, you're ready. I'm still enough. I'm tired, you're relaxing, you're in the chair. Someone's pushing you. I can wait talked about. But you do have a problem with your window seat
versus your aisles. Okay, all right, that's my big rant. That's my big rant. Well let's go right into it, all right, because we're gonna wrap this up. We do know we haven't done any unused jokes ground police. I told you guy, we get started late. Oh my god. Right, So you know I need the window seat. You're I need to look out the window seat. It comforts me as a flyer. I like to look out. I see that the ground is far away. It reminds me the plane is up. I see that it's ascending. During takeoff,
I get to see it's casually coming down. I need the plus. To be honest with you, I don't really go to the bathroom usually during the fly camel and I like to lean again. It's the wall. Nobody makes me get up. It's fine. So I had to wait because they didn't assign my seat coming back from Seattle, so I waited. I waited at the gate till the gay person got there, and I begged here. I said, please,
please give me a window seat. So she does some funagling, she moves people around whatever gives me a window seat. So I get my window seat and next to me is a father and son in the isle in the middle. So as I'm putting my stuff down, they come over and they're like, oh, those are our seats middle and and middle and aisle. So I said, hey, you know what, before we take off, I'm just gonna run to the bathroom. Right we're in like one so the bathrooms like six
six miles back, not that far. So I go to the bathroom. I figured, I'll say right back with that. I see, uh, Danielle used in the bathroom, Danielle from our show, And she comes out and I go in. The First of all, she didn't flush, because when I get in there, she had she peed and she toilet paper peedd you know girls stop and she left the t pay but she didn't do the boosh on the flight. That's gross number one, number two. So I come back. Now, I did the guy p I paid a little hand
washed quick. I come back. These two guys, father and son, right, I said, I'll be right back. What would you do? You'd probably stand for two minutes. When I come back. I come back, their trays are out, they're watching videos on their iPads, and they've got drinks open. They're in for the long haul. They're already setting up. So I come back and I gotta go excuse me, and they give me a look like, oh, I gotta move everything again. Fuck you. I told you'll be right back. Why would
you set up like you're in your living room? You couldn't wait to get you my pad movies going and and your drinks out. So they that's fine. So I get back to my seat. And I like to look at the window during takeoff. I like to have a little snack during take off, like drinking soda. Keep my of calm. Don't tell me somebody from another seat told you to close the window. No, no, it gets worse. I like to look at the window. So you know how because by by the way it pause for one second.
When you're in the window seat, you are in control of the shade of the right you bring it up and down. That's one of the privileges and advantages something in the window seats. You can't have a center sheet. Person you're sitting bitch, Fuck you you get you don't get the and I control the air and the light above me. That's my space. No, it is more wait, well wait, this guy took knows no rules. Where was
this guy saying? Kid is next to me in the middle. Yeah, he's he's like eighteen, old enough to know you're sitting. Bitch's sitting bitch right, So you know something is the windows seat The windows don't line up with the seat. Yes, not always exact. So sometimes often sometimes the windows a little bit behind you, a little bit ahead of you. Sometimes you get two winds. The pus so the way this worked out, the window was a little bit ahead of me, so I had to lean forward to look
out the window. So when we take off from Seattle, I'm gonna look at the land marks, the stadiums. I want to get a nice view of seeing the city that I've only seen once in my whole life. And i want to get that calm feeling of us taken off and everything's going smoothly the planes taken off, I start leaning forward. You're a nervous traveler. To begin traveler, this motherfucker, well, you know what what? You call me? Andy? Handy Andy? Andy decides to take his phone out. He
wants to film the takeoffed in about two minutes. He wants to film the takeoff. So now I'm in the shot. He's filming me because I'm leaning forward looking out my window. So I'm like, I don't want to be in his shot. So I kind of leaned back for a second and I'm like, I maybe wants to take a picture. I don't know what he's doing. He's filming the whole takeoff, the whole like minute and a half. So I'm like,
I want to look out the window. I'm getting like flight nervous, so stick ahead in the middle of the shot. Who cares. I gave him a look like all right, man, film the Yeah, so I go back, go fuck it. I look out the window and I could hear him going like like getting upset. I don't give a fuck. All right, we take off. Now. If you're in the left seat right, I'm in the left window seat. He's to my right and his father. The rule is you get the right armrest right. Whenever you sit in the
movie theater. Anyway you go, you get the right armrest. You get one armrest it's to your right, but the right armrest rule. When you're in that left window seat, you get the left one because it's next to the window. You get the right one. That's the best seat on the plane. You get both of them right, it's like the left I'll seat. Or if you're not aggressive, the middle person gets fucked out of both armrests, and then talk him to arm wrests. Go to the wind. I
get the left window double armrest. Bonus, you get that he's on my armrest. He's banging into me. He's like elbowing me, like like he doesn't know he's jockey for permission. He's trying to box you out. You know, he's playing a video game, so he like elbowing me as he's trying to like whatever. He's trying to go for the rebound and box you out. We're halfway through the flight now, and he decides he wants to get up, so his father lets him up. So I said, oh, I'll get
up too. Why you're at the window. But I figured while he's up, I'll go pay. It's almost a six hour flight. I'm like, if he's getting up, like, I don't want to get up and make him get up, But if he's gonna get up, he leaves his fucking tray down. He gets up and leaves his trade down, and his father doesn't like say anything to him. So you know what I had to do, because he had a soda out and his game. I had to climb onto his seat and then down on his father's seat
to get out. So the bathrooms are in the back of the plane. Behind the bathroom is the flight attendant area where the food. They call that the galley, the galley. So he and two people are waiting from the galley. From the galley, he and two feet, he and two people away eating in the aisle in front of me. Right, So every time someone comes out of the bathroom, they have to shimmy past us, and I have to lean on the guy in the aisle to like on his head so that the people who are who big to
shimmy can get by us. So I say to them, like in bed bath and beyond, Hey, guys, could you move beyond the doors and go stand in the galley and this way people come out of the bathroom, it's a straight shot back to the seat. No, they stand there. So I go and I wait, right, and uh, I go to the galley. I wait, and then uh, I go into my to my bathroom. I go into the second door because there's two doors on the right, one
on the left. I come out of the second door, Dan yell again from my Morning show comes out of the first door. Now, she wasn't online when I went in, which means she was in there a long fucking time because I was third in line. So three people went into other bathrooms to people and me. Right, okay, So Danielle then walks through the idiot line of all the
people that won't stand in the galley. I stayed by my second door, and a woman who's on the idiot line walks past Danielle's first door, and I'm now standing in front of the second door, right, I just came out of it. She walks up to me and says, oh, can I go in there? She just saw Danielle get out of the first door, So I say, that means she'd be be cutting you, wouldn't it know? I was coming out of the second door. So I say to heart,
excuse me. Wouldn't it make sense if you went in the first bathroom you just walked past it and going to laboratory one? And she goes, oh, why would you walk past the open door one and then want me to move out of your way to get into two? I stopped so you could go in. I go up past you, all right. Maybe she didn't. Maybe she smelled Danielle. That's what I think. I come back to my seat two minutes later. Two minutes I'm gone because the kid
was in the other stall. The dad and his son had their video screens again hanging on the back of the seats, trade tables down. They have new drinks out of the way. The new drinks from the woman didn't come around with drinks. Okay, after all that, he doesn't want to get up, His father doesn't want to get up, and they're they're texting. They're like, hold on, we gotta send this text message. So I stand there like a fucking idiot. That's not the worst part. I get back
to my seat. Finally. Right, we're landing in New York, the planes coming in for a landing. I'm looking out the window because I'm nervous. We had a long flight, little turbulence. I'm exhausted. We're up since one in the morning. Guess what fucking Andy wants to He wants to take the landing. It wasn't bad enough. He wants to take to take off. Now he's so ding. I want to look out the window. Bad enough? You stud in the aisle. Yeah, your trays down, You get up to go to the baths,
and we don't put your tray back up. Disrespect what I want to go back to my seat. I gotta get a dirty look. And now I got the comfort seat to look out the window. You want to film the landing? No, you're not filming the landing. Fuck you Andy, and fuck you Andy's dad because he didn't help it all either this kid shouldn't be on a plane. There are rules in the air. He didn't understand them. Fuck him, Fuck you Todd, Oh, and pre emptively fuck you lose. That's coming up soon. Lose Yeah, l u z car
preemptively fuck you lose. The word loses in her name. Yeah, she's um already UM did disadvantage. So all right, that's great, that's it. That's all you want to do. No, I got a lot more. We gotta do it next week. We have unused jokes. I got doctor's ap pointment. I give you one on you doctor. You always have a doctor's appointment. Make him on Wednesday's today's Wednesday. I wanted to do email and everything. No, by the way, here's what I want to do. Hold on, here's that want
to do. I want to thank everyone that brought all mos steaks. A lot of people sent the copies of their invoice and their bill. They put pictures of the boxes. Uh you guys, huge tremendous and thank you for Yeah. We asked you if you could say, screenshot those and we sent them to the people who made the purchase, that made the account for us. Look, look, we're selling steaks. We're selling steaks and more importantly, we're saving people money. Seven sent off. Well, that's the main reason why we
enter enter keyword. Yeah, that's what that wasn't a commercial, just saying that we we even know, but that's why we actually took the took this commercial. I'm like, we wanted, we wanted to pass some love on and they made that deal for us. So we appreciate the seven. Kristin Delgado at Fox thirty five. Kristen, she's on Fox thirty five somewhere in the country. We love that she's a famous person. That's cool. She put a pictures of all her boxes that arrived. Oh and Shady jew Mobster on Twitter.
I got a lot of people sent but Shandy Jue Mobster gotta do my boys a solid. Told my whole office about Omaha Steaks, showed them pictures of all the fine about the mighty fine meat I got, and at least half of the people in my order in my office or ordering or order the next day or two saying the Brooklyn Boys code hashtag free dessert. Oh they want free dessert. Well you gotta mention Shandy Jeu Mobster and you got seven hit sent off. There's seventy eight
percent off and also, um who else somebody? There was a couple other people that did too. You know, I got I got with so many but his thing. I want to want to play this song out. We're gonna We're gonna end with the real Greg break. Okay, so last last episode forty listen, I know you listen in order. By the way, next week I got a new listen in order song for you episode forty two. Before we do go, I do have to give you the one Grammar Police of the week because this is pretty bad.
Did you see that? Is this real? Or is his doctor know this? Hold on a second, broudy Jesus Christ, give me a second. Here the someone said that at Eminem's at Eminem's World in Times Square, the ladies room clearly is marked L A D I E apostrophe s room. You cannot possibly be serious. That's first of all, somebody, thank you, by the way to Leesel Guzman at Underscore Lee's Land. This is not a hand sign. This isn't a sign they ordered from a shop that spelled it wrong.
They fucking painted this is This is a giant yellow chocolate covered peanut that was stencil which means corporate ordered it when they designed the store, and they left it there. He's how do you allow that? This is a triple grammar mistake? And I'll tell you why, Lezelez l A d I. That means the lady owns the bathroom. It's hard bathroom. The problem. Yeah, it would it would be yeah, it would have to be l A d Y. It should have been l A d I e Sphe is
one the eminem's names Lady? No, No, it's it's Mrs Brown. Do the eminem's have names? No, it's Mrs Brown. Sure about that? Well, that brown is the brown one. But what is the yellow one called? Mr? Yellow? Does the red eminem have a name? Guest, you can figure out the pattern the name. Nope. If the name of the eminem is actually lady, then we're fucked. We are the
joke is on us. Hold on, I'm Brodie. I'm I'm starting to I'm starting to think, Brodie, I'm starting to think right now, and then I swear to God here live on the podcast. I'm thinking that it was such a bad he doesn't exist because lady is l A d Y. Then then I can't I can't comprehend why they would have left it that way. You're a major corporate store at the flagship store in Time Square with big letters. How the hell do you allow that to
stay that way and not correct it? And by the way, it's not new, it's been apparently that sign has been up for a while. That's this Austin. Lookay, there's there's an article review on lady up on trip Advisor ladies dorm room bathroom. They took a picture of it to complain about it, and they said they spelled it l a d i apostrophes cost but no, it's okay, So the eminem is not named lady Okay, all right, then you guys on Wembley Stadium frostily and short of ladies toilets.
Maybe it's a British thing, but it certainly doesn't belong is the day is a long break Murica? Yeah, so we're not going to read any of that ship all right, let's get into the real Greg. I remember I wrote most of this. He changed one word and put his name on it. I didn't get a penny. This is a parody of the real Slim Shady. You listen in order as you heard episode four, and this is by the way, Barry Williams, who played Greg, I gotta leave.
You're gonna play the Brooklyn Boys, uh song at the end? I love you all see a forty two Everybody Brady by great great great Marsha Marshall Marsha. I repeat, May I have your attention? Please real, the real great Brady please stand up. That's me, of course, Berry Williams, Great great Berry Williams, Great Brady Berry Williams. Oh, we're gonna have a problem here. Y'all act like you've ever seen a real Brady before, Bell Bottles, Polly Yes, her head bands,
orange hair, wasn't perm was it real? Hay Hare's here's a story. Here's the story of a guy named me, Greg Brady, Berry william Don't you know we were the real that seventies show? And Oh Alice, Oh prepared Sam's meat for free. You know what I mean. It's the return of Johnny Bravo. Wait, no, when you're kidding. He didn't just say what I think? Did he? And Mike Brady said nothing? You idiots like Tiger. He's been in the head, a lisp in the head, a lisp, Greg Brave,
I'm sick at him. Look at him walking around whearing his tecky god certain and wiping out. Yeah, but he's so cute though he was cool for a while being a teenage star. Another Brady name can only go so far. I'm doing stuff that's new, But I'm Greg Brady too, Football in the Marsha's nose, singacorus, and Greg Brady is the real Brady, all the other great Bradies of justin retating.
So if you ain't Great Brady, please shut up, Please shut up, Please shut up, cause I'm Great Brady and I did ladies more than any big Bradies to stop, and you're imitating. It's I'm the real Great Brady. I grew up. I grew up. Please shut up. It was so much fun making that show for you, and then write my book to telling you who was dating you. Because it was all TV. It wasn't real. Just play back then we couldn't say that the dad was really gay, or that my mom and TV was dating me. TV.
It was gruby, far out out of sight. But any night you light up a TV and then you see someone to be trying to be me great, Just be sure you know the r't no show without me. Berry Williams, Johnny brom Greg Brady, the Castle, Greg Brady Clinton, even Greg Brady, Akies coming up the Wazoo and a dig Eminem and Clark bars too. What was the oldest kid? And I was young and cute. I would never do too and I skill fit that suit. I'm here to stay and if you're getting my way, you could grab
it where there hain't no sunshine day. Hey, I'm great Brady is I'm the real Brady? All you are the great Bradies are not sittingdicated. So if you ain't Great Brady, please shut up, Please shut up, Please shut up, because I'm Great Brady and I did ladies more than anything Brady out swim and she. So if you ate Great Brady, please shut up, don't suck up, Please grow up. I gotta get out of this time more. How did I
get stuck in this box in the upper right hand corner? Anyway, I was a teen idol before the Backstreet Boys were born. I was a boy band by myself. I love to stay. Gotta go because something suddenly came up. So boys Wrong Brooklyn daw Boys, Brock brook Lay, Broolena Boys, Brock Broke Lay